bananarama
/brit/
On Monday I am fucking locking in fr
AmeriGODS claim another thread
20x lush
IT’S A CRUEL
CRUEL SUMMER
LEAVING ME HERE ON MY OWN
poo anime and hmm letes seee hmmmmmmm.... gay porn
Just got off the phone with mum turns out my nans only gone and died
Two pints of guinn yesterday and that was enough to do me in
how about them poos ay lads?
Care home my nans in has a betting pool on which resident is going to die next. Would find it extremely offensive but she had one of the lowest odds so it made me feel better
I like to think of it as more of a toy
Fine I'll listen to this song
2000s porn
now those were the days
got northern exposure on
F
150ml vodka, a bottle of cava and 2 tins of bitter for me same as every other night. I like a drink you see.
who is the cute one on that show?
great show
chris is so hilarious
got the eastern exposure on
youtube.com
This is the day
Your life will surely change
Red Goat, York route setting has been nails lately
Nightmare fuel
V4 there literally a v7 at LSD
one time I had a vindaloo at a bangladeshi restaurant and my arse exploded over their toilet seat
HOW CAN ANYONE KNOW ME WHEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW MY SE-E-E-ELF
Just got off the phone with mum turns out my nans only gone and died
would do all sorts of cheeky road trips if i lived in yankistan
Airbnb just gave me a £75 voucher because my host cancelled that’s fuckin sick
Big if true
Mad how kino Zishy is
Impossible to go to sleep with out alcohol
i've done it for over a year
it ain't what you poo it's the way that you poo it
wanking to a white boy
I have the opposite problem, any time I drink I have really shitty sleep
mad how peng a 6/10 really is
it's not
Wish i could spend more time looking at screens. Just give me the brainchip Sir Elon
Elon John
brick's latest blunder: "you have to prove that the day of judgment judges the things you did during your life"
I just unfiltered yanks but you should be on your best behaviour, lest I filter you again
WowGirls
Ultrafilms
Czech Casting
IFeelMyself
FTVgirls
Ersties
Bitches Abroad
ATK Hairy
Zishy
Hegre
AbbyWinters
NetVideoGirls
Porn Force
Suicide Girls
Straplez
Covert Japan
just posted in the wrong thread
primary school teachers really be posting pics of themselves in their underwear on tinder
probably go raving at the weekend too
Not like primary school teachers are drug tested
they teach kids on a friday and then go out an get railed after being in a club
they should be in jail
PURE SATIRE
U
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they need to be nonce tested, know full well there's a massive cover up
girlsdoporn
exploited college girls
you posted in that krauts thread didn't you silly sausage
Painting today
frog in a blender
Saturday, 31 May 2025
I can finally report there have been some slight, observable strength gains on creatine
Eric Cantona
Just 360 quickscoped Xx_FaZe_JohnLennon_xX blew his head smooth off
Cash money #richgang
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
i go raving in my underwear what does thsi mean
FROG BASEBALLLLLL
back of the knee maybe
need to stop making black man catfish accounts on dating apps
it's free money
primary school teachers literally going raving in their underwear in some London sex dungeon club then teaching kids on Monday
eating pretzel again
PU-PUSH IT REAL GOOD
Just got off the phone with mum turns out my nans only gone and died
theres a troon at toil and literally every conversation you have with them comes back to somethign about being trans
in teh pub just having a normal conversation about something - oh but this is why im trans and what trans is like
who the hell cares, dont care if your trans or whatever you dont have to talk about it constantly
fucking sick of it
teaching kids
not from what I've seen
...yh bbc presenters too
t. i'm there as well
get her shagged
Just got off the phone with mum turns out my nans only gone and transitioned
grandads fuming
downstairs neighbourberg repeatedly going in and out of his flat and slamming the door each time, sick to bastard death of it
their fetish consumes their entire lives
every tranny ive talked to was the same
mad how everyone in brit knows a tranny irl
I aspire to one day be the kind of man who has the confidence to just wear a plain white t-shirt
Eating a fucking poo
way too fat for that me
7 Day Survival Challenge on the Brit Island | NO food, NO water, NO supplies
Most of them are lying. The guy you replied to 100% is
troons are 10 a penny in software engineering
moved 30 miles away from this absolutely peng Chinese takeaway I used to go to regularly and even now I still pine for it like an ex gf
There's not such thing as being 'trans' btw
It's akin to a religious belief and we're not under any obligation to pretend we believe it.
Just not buying u went the pub with a tranny just didn’t happen unless it was some gay bar
unless it was some gay bar
so what if it was
don’t see any asian street meat in here
there are lots of them in universities
there is obviously such a thing and depending where you are you may be legally obligated to play along
my neighbour does that as well near enough every morning
would love to put his fingers in some bolt cutters
I've got something to put in you
Bedroom bin if full of cummy tissues, used nicotine pouches and spicy buldak noodle sauce. It's creating a foul odour that I'm fairly sure would kill a person not used to living in a smelly bedroom.
bummed one once
moved away from a good chippy and i still think about it too
dont have any good fish and chips near me now...
I live with one (my mate's ftm partner)
mad how people have no manners
Chippers need business
might go into town and take pictures of them
least foul atheist
TikTok wank
Chinese historians will look back at some western woman with her tits out on tinder with 'primary school teacher' in her bio
'things to avoid to preserve dominance:
same sick of it
dont know why people need to go in and out so much anyyway
constant all through teh morning
takes nothing to gently close the door as well
these people are just lazy
Always feel a bit grim after those but keep coming back
wish I was my age now in 1969
(8) i think about you more than ever (8)
the true pronunciation of slough is sluff
and how will they look back on chinese human and organ trafficking?
jews will get to the chinese too
just sneezed kek
there is obviously such a thing
No there isn't. People who believe they are trans exist, that doesn't mean being trans itself is actually real, just as the existence of Christians is not proof of the divinity of Christ.
TELL IT TO MY HEART
TELL ME IM THE ONLY ONE
I'm a Buddhist
P-PUSH IT REAL GOOD
JOE LE TAXI
thinking it's a afnan 9pm kinda vibe today
all the arab sloppa smells the same to me
noseblind rip
(8) gay pooooooooorn (8)
Fosters, good call
*kisses you on the head*
those are not analogous at all
trannies still think they're the opposite sex and try to be/become the opposite sex
just because they're not magically transformed into the other sex doesn't mean trannies don't exist
besides if they did actually turn into the other sex they wouldn't be trans anymore now would they
9pm by Afnan is a Oriental Vanilla fragrance for men. 9pm was launched in 2020. Top notes are Apple, Cinnamon, Wild Lavender and Bergamot; middle notes are Orange Blossom and Lily-of-the-Valley; base notes are Vanilla, Tonka Bean, Amber and Patchouli.
osama bin laden is still alive and living in dubai
Mental how much of a shagger I was when I was 15
ktim
wtf is this real
Nearly dislocated a 14 year old girl's shoulder today at taekwondo team
gemmy
fuming
And now?
:3
Oriental Vanilla fragrance for men
anime looks like such shit why don't they have noses
hayfeverberg got me in a figure-four
No mates no gf nothing going for me
GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!!
in the bath looking at my tiny little worm of a cock and screaming
done that joe daki
What's her phenotype? Looks Atlantid to me
get the fenofexadine down you
sir joe biden
if you can find it in your pharmacies, try it
Dunno but she needs to put some clothes on
got a massive hard on
going to take my antihistamines in a moment then go for a nap
Want me to suck it
You lads ever seen a pic of your grandmother when she was in her 20's? Was she peng? Mine looked like a solid 10 tbqh holy shit
new raised mole on my face
maybe its the C word
*blows a raspberry on your tummy*
...hi
nah she was a odd looking woman
LETS BOOGIE ON
get it checked just in case
*^____^*
I DEPEND ON ME
just remembered that scene in inbetweeners where jay wanks off in the care home
Leftover paki slop for lunch
Thought I had more saved for today lol
sccreae jgn
get on skin a&e lad
had whooping cough when I was about 13 awful thing it was
jfc
Sick of these tourists in York
Might smear my shit all over Betty's tea rooms
That Mexican guy in GirlsDoPorn has to be one of the luckiest cunts to ever live
Must be a hero in prison
alri lads heading out hope you all have a good day x
i'd banan her rama if u get my drift
I won't, but thanks for rubbing it in.
mad how it's no wank june tomorrow
mad how good my life is since I got a gf
WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT TALLER YALL
WISH I WAS A BALLER
with my girl Drew (uh-huh, yeah)
Cameron D and Destiny
Charlie's Angels, come on (come on)
Roaring in a pakis face
stroke off sunday though
downloading kik
going in shower
be careful not to get sucked down the plug hole
ummy
susan doyle - er BOYLE
for me it's that one old guy that's in pretty every "hot girl with creepy old man" themed JAV ever made
dude has shagged every popular Japanese pornstar six ways to Sunday and he's still going
should have went for snow patrol
IT'S MY DESIRE
National Rapeladism
Little Crosby Road, Crosby, 1900s and 2025
bbc withdrawal
Government for the National Salvation of Britain
Woke up this morning, got yourself some cold, thin-sliced, questionably authentic Italian-American deli meat and a sense of cultural identity stolen from HBO
POUNDING
POUNDING
TECHNO MUSIC
sing up the 'ra
my fingers smell like sweaty incel penis
saaaaaaaarrrr -flag
dont think those are the lyrics
my arse smells like beery farts
you've destroyed me hire purchase and put me on the dole
bet the cronem are getting dey waves done x
hi guys
do you know where your children are at 5 o'clock in the morning
hello nigga
going to finish watching this youtube video then go for my second shower of the day to wash my wanked off penis before i have to be around other human beings
got the urge to buy some knickers and a skirt from the shop and do a crossdress wank again
sounds like it might be a bit gay
finding knickers that fit me is difficult
don't even consider myself gay just a bit fruity and i'm a KHV
mm i take a medium mens not sure what that is, my knob isnt that big either
"knickers" sounds like a bad word if you say it fast aha
190 would've been so proud of you lot
Rank of anglo race based on hollywood, internet, youtube account and influencer
1. Australians
2. Black american anglos
3. Southern american anglos
4. General and northern american anglos
5. Black british anglos
6. Scottish anglos
7. English anglos
8. Welsh anglos
9. Canadian anglos
10. New Zealanders
Basically councils are going bankrupt so are neglecting services. That and certain areas populated with immigrants literally just put trash in their street because it's what they do. Many places have limited amount of trash you can dispose from a house and a lot of immigrant houses are over populated so they produce way more trash.
Britain is estimated to be about 90-100 million in population actual according to water, electricity and supermarkets own figures. So it's very over populated, more people flood in and they aren't paying tax. Most have welfare for example within 5 years every new family in my area are immigrant and most in social housing. They have kids to fast track once they're here.
It's so unbelievably unsustainable and it's over. Mass scale remigration or literally the UK will fall into mass poverty and decay, which it is already in many towns and cities.
They have destroyed Australia so comprehensively.
how do I buy some womens clothes in the shop without seeming weird? do I just put them through the self scan and pretend they're for my missus?
"h-haha missus birthday innit"
Karl Jobst is bigger than Mr. Beast now!
do you not have irl friends to talk about this shit with
who would you be talking to in this example
the tranny wank license inspector
Mice living in those little rounded arch holes in skirting boards. Something you don't see anymore
fucking hell rorke what were you thinking
Marvel Rivals or Overwatch?
vampire survivors
rather blast my fucking scalp across the ceiling with buckshot
We are going British.
Happy birthday Clint Eastward
have to go round my sisters a bit after 2
but only til about 4 so then i can start drinking and eat some lovely food
gently inserting a strand of cooked spaghetti into my urethra and slurping the whole thing inside me
Do you oww and use a toilet brush?
yeh
It must be the Celtic?
ever shagged her?
how old is he now? 99?
No, lad.
already went 2 rounds with her last night mate
got the phenibut sweats
95
Why not?
no we don't really like each other
interesting to see what happens when my dad dies, probably just end up seeing her once a year on boxing day or something
and still going, what a legend
dont have a sister but cant imagine having one without wanting to shag her
reckon every single lad with a remotely attractive sister has wanted to shag them
I have a theory.
own? yes
use? ......
Big fan of his work me
Often get this on when the missus is on nights
Now. Salute.
'shy alarm
!!
Better if he doesn't know.
lads this ain't it
I got one there.
binmen in Birmingham are STILL on strike
Union leaders are fucking idiots, everyone hates them now and probably hopes they all lose their jobs.
When?
hop on overwatch lad
Wasser, bitte.
Fucking Ukrainian, bro.
had a wank and now my room pongs
dunking my tender plums in rorkes mug of earl grey while hes not looking
not best pleased with /brit/
I main Cassidy and Ashe
joke's on you, you're now sterile
Get shit.
I ain't got no agua
Lose the fat under your chin.
I've got an arse up my sleeve
Music.
want to be a wrestler and im only 26 so this is a realistic prospect for me
Tough.
got my gas cut off havent i? fuck off Eon
What??
maybe birmingham council are the idiots
his name is elon
loads of old bints milling around in m&s today
No, lad.
rorke told me it was brown peoples fault
No, lad.
honey...
What?
and he's 100% right, as always
not in the mood for this am i? you fucking UGLY CUNT
cougars looking for a cub
Agreed porn in 90-00s were the best
How can new pornstars compete
sneaking around the roof space in a restaurant and cumming through the ceiling vents into the pots and pans below
got my blue chinos and linen shirt on
dead summery
you could get caught but honestly would be fine as its not illegal
says who? im a sneaky slippery snake
feeling...a certain way...
It made sense..
just risky thats all
but id say its fine cos its again, its not illegal and even if it was theyd just let you go its not a crime honestly
Hail Odin.
yes?
All you have to do is go to the archive, choose a high traffic board, select replies with images that were deleted and hey presto