/brit/

On Monday I am fucking locking in fr

AmeriGODS claim another thread

20x lush

IT’S A CRUEL
CRUEL SUMMER
LEAVING ME HERE ON MY OWN

poo anime and hmm letes seee hmmmmmmm.... gay porn

Just got off the phone with mum turns out my nans only gone and died

Two pints of guinn yesterday and that was enough to do me in

how about them poos ay lads?

Care home my nans in has a betting pool on which resident is going to die next. Would find it extremely offensive but she had one of the lowest odds so it made me feel better

I like to think of it as more of a toy

Fine I'll listen to this song

2000s porn
now those were the days

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got northern exposure on

F

150ml vodka, a bottle of cava and 2 tins of bitter for me same as every other night. I like a drink you see.

who is the cute one on that show?

great show
chris is so hilarious

This is the day
Your life will surely change

Red Goat, York route setting has been nails lately
Nightmare fuel
V4 there literally a v7 at LSD

one time I had a vindaloo at a bangladeshi restaurant and my arse exploded over their toilet seat

HOW CAN ANYONE KNOW ME WHEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW MY SE-E-E-ELF

Just got off the phone with mum turns out my nans only gone and died

would do all sorts of cheeky road trips if i lived in yankistan

Airbnb just gave me a £75 voucher because my host cancelled that’s fuckin sick

Big if true

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Mad how kino Zishy is

Impossible to go to sleep with out alcohol

i've done it for over a year

it ain't what you poo it's the way that you poo it

wanking to a white boy

I have the opposite problem, any time I drink I have really shitty sleep

mad how peng a 6/10 really is

it's not

Wish i could spend more time looking at screens. Just give me the brainchip Sir Elon

Elon John

brick's latest blunder: "you have to prove that the day of judgment judges the things you did during your life"

I just unfiltered yanks but you should be on your best behaviour, lest I filter you again

WowGirls
Ultrafilms
Czech Casting
IFeelMyself
FTVgirls
Ersties
Bitches Abroad
ATK Hairy
Zishy
Hegre
AbbyWinters
NetVideoGirls
Porn Force
Suicide Girls
Straplez
Covert Japan

just posted in the wrong thread

primary school teachers really be posting pics of themselves in their underwear on tinder
probably go raving at the weekend too
Not like primary school teachers are drug tested

they teach kids on a friday and then go out an get railed after being in a club
they should be in jail

PURE SATIRE
U
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S
A
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they need to be nonce tested, know full well there's a massive cover up

girlsdoporn
exploited college girls

you posted in that krauts thread didn't you silly sausage

Painting today

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frog in a blender

Saturday, 31 May 2025
I can finally report there have been some slight, observable strength gains on creatine

Eric Cantona

Just 360 quickscoped Xx_FaZe_JohnLennon_xX blew his head smooth off

Cash money #richgang

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FUCK THE PAIN AWAY

i go raving in my underwear what does thsi mean

FROG BASEBALLLLLL

back of the knee maybe

need to stop making black man catfish accounts on dating apps

it's free money

primary school teachers literally going raving in their underwear in some London sex dungeon club then teaching kids on Monday

eating pretzel again

PU-PUSH IT REAL GOOD

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Just got off the phone with mum turns out my nans only gone and died

theres a troon at toil and literally every conversation you have with them comes back to somethign about being trans
in teh pub just having a normal conversation about something - oh but this is why im trans and what trans is like
who the hell cares, dont care if your trans or whatever you dont have to talk about it constantly
fucking sick of it

teaching kids

not from what I've seen

...yh bbc presenters too
t. i'm there as well

get her shagged

Just got off the phone with mum turns out my nans only gone and transitioned
grandads fuming

downstairs neighbourberg repeatedly going in and out of his flat and slamming the door each time, sick to bastard death of it

their fetish consumes their entire lives
every tranny ive talked to was the same

mad how everyone in brit knows a tranny irl

I aspire to one day be the kind of man who has the confidence to just wear a plain white t-shirt

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Eating a fucking poo

way too fat for that me

7 Day Survival Challenge on the Brit Island | NO food, NO water, NO supplies

Most of them are lying. The guy you replied to 100% is

troons are 10 a penny in software engineering

moved 30 miles away from this absolutely peng Chinese takeaway I used to go to regularly and even now I still pine for it like an ex gf

There's not such thing as being 'trans' btw
It's akin to a religious belief and we're not under any obligation to pretend we believe it.

Just not buying u went the pub with a tranny just didn’t happen unless it was some gay bar

unless it was some gay bar

so what if it was

don’t see any asian street meat in here

there are lots of them in universities
there is obviously such a thing and depending where you are you may be legally obligated to play along

my neighbour does that as well near enough every morning
would love to put his fingers in some bolt cutters

I've got something to put in you

Bedroom bin if full of cummy tissues, used nicotine pouches and spicy buldak noodle sauce. It's creating a foul odour that I'm fairly sure would kill a person not used to living in a smelly bedroom.

bummed one once

moved away from a good chippy and i still think about it too
dont have any good fish and chips near me now...

I live with one (my mate's ftm partner)

mad how people have no manners

Chippers need business

might go into town and take pictures of them

least foul atheist

TikTok wank

Chinese historians will look back at some western woman with her tits out on tinder with 'primary school teacher' in her bio
'things to avoid to preserve dominance:

same sick of it
dont know why people need to go in and out so much anyyway
constant all through teh morning
takes nothing to gently close the door as well
these people are just lazy

Always feel a bit grim after those but keep coming back

wish I was my age now in 1969

(8) i think about you more than ever (8)

the true pronunciation of slough is sluff

and how will they look back on chinese human and organ trafficking?

jews will get to the chinese too

just sneezed kek

there is obviously such a thing

No there isn't. People who believe they are trans exist, that doesn't mean being trans itself is actually real, just as the existence of Christians is not proof of the divinity of Christ.

TELL IT TO MY HEART
TELL ME IM THE ONLY ONE

I'm a Buddhist

P-PUSH IT REAL GOOD
JOE LE TAXI

thinking it's a afnan 9pm kinda vibe today

all the arab sloppa smells the same to me

noseblind rip

(8) gay pooooooooorn (8)

Fosters, good call

*kisses you on the head*

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those are not analogous at all
trannies still think they're the opposite sex and try to be/become the opposite sex
just because they're not magically transformed into the other sex doesn't mean trannies don't exist
besides if they did actually turn into the other sex they wouldn't be trans anymore now would they

9pm by Afnan is a Oriental Vanilla fragrance for men. 9pm was launched in 2020. Top notes are Apple, Cinnamon, Wild Lavender and Bergamot; middle notes are Orange Blossom and Lily-of-the-Valley; base notes are Vanilla, Tonka Bean, Amber and Patchouli.

osama bin laden is still alive and living in dubai

Mental how much of a shagger I was when I was 15

wtf is this real

Nearly dislocated a 14 year old girl's shoulder today at taekwondo team

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gemmy

fuming

And now?

:3

Oriental Vanilla fragrance for men

anime looks like such shit why don't they have noses

hayfeverberg got me in a figure-four

No mates no gf nothing going for me

GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!!

in the bath looking at my tiny little worm of a cock and screaming

done that joe daki

What's her phenotype? Looks Atlantid to me

get the fenofexadine down you

sir joe biden

if you can find it in your pharmacies, try it

Dunno but she needs to put some clothes on

got a massive hard on

going to take my antihistamines in a moment then go for a nap

Want me to suck it

You lads ever seen a pic of your grandmother when she was in her 20's? Was she peng? Mine looked like a solid 10 tbqh holy shit

new raised mole on my face
maybe its the C word

*blows a raspberry on your tummy*

...hi

nah she was a odd looking woman

get it checked just in case

*^____^*

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I DEPEND ON ME

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just remembered that scene in inbetweeners where jay wanks off in the care home

Leftover paki slop for lunch
Thought I had more saved for today lol

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sccreae jgn

get on skin a&e lad

had whooping cough when I was about 13 awful thing it was

jfc

Sick of these tourists in York
Might smear my shit all over Betty's tea rooms

That Mexican guy in GirlsDoPorn has to be one of the luckiest cunts to ever live
Must be a hero in prison

alri lads heading out hope you all have a good day x

i'd banan her rama if u get my drift

I won't, but thanks for rubbing it in.

mad how it's no wank june tomorrow

mad how good my life is since I got a gf

WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT TALLER YALL
WISH I WAS A BALLER

with my girl Drew (uh-huh, yeah)
Cameron D and Destiny
Charlie's Angels, come on (come on)

Roaring in a pakis face

stroke off sunday though

downloading kik

going in shower

be careful not to get sucked down the plug hole

ummy

susan doyle - er BOYLE

for me it's that one old guy that's in pretty every "hot girl with creepy old man" themed JAV ever made
dude has shagged every popular Japanese pornstar six ways to Sunday and he's still going

should have went for snow patrol

IT'S MY DESIRE

National Rapeladism

Little Crosby Road, Crosby, 1900s and 2025

Government for the National Salvation of Britain

Woke up this morning, got yourself some cold, thin-sliced, questionably authentic Italian-American deli meat and a sense of cultural identity stolen from HBO

POUNDING
POUNDING
TECHNO MUSIC

sing up the 'ra

my fingers smell like sweaty incel penis

saaaaaaaarrrr -flag

dont think those are the lyrics

my arse smells like beery farts

you've destroyed me hire purchase and put me on the dole

bet the cronem are getting dey waves done x

hi guys

do you know where your children are at 5 o'clock in the morning

hello nigga

going to finish watching this youtube video then go for my second shower of the day to wash my wanked off penis before i have to be around other human beings

got the urge to buy some knickers and a skirt from the shop and do a crossdress wank again

sounds like it might be a bit gay

finding knickers that fit me is difficult

don't even consider myself gay just a bit fruity and i'm a KHV

mm i take a medium mens not sure what that is, my knob isnt that big either

"knickers" sounds like a bad word if you say it fast aha

190 would've been so proud of you lot

Rank of anglo race based on hollywood, internet, youtube account and influencer

1. Australians
2. Black american anglos
3. Southern american anglos
4. General and northern american anglos
5. Black british anglos
6. Scottish anglos
7. English anglos
8. Welsh anglos
9. Canadian anglos
10. New Zealanders

Basically councils are going bankrupt so are neglecting services. That and certain areas populated with immigrants literally just put trash in their street because it's what they do. Many places have limited amount of trash you can dispose from a house and a lot of immigrant houses are over populated so they produce way more trash.

Britain is estimated to be about 90-100 million in population actual according to water, electricity and supermarkets own figures. So it's very over populated, more people flood in and they aren't paying tax. Most have welfare for example within 5 years every new family in my area are immigrant and most in social housing. They have kids to fast track once they're here.

It's so unbelievably unsustainable and it's over. Mass scale remigration or literally the UK will fall into mass poverty and decay, which it is already in many towns and cities.

They have destroyed Australia so comprehensively.

how do I buy some womens clothes in the shop without seeming weird? do I just put them through the self scan and pretend they're for my missus?

"h-haha missus birthday innit"

Karl Jobst is bigger than Mr. Beast now!

do you not have irl friends to talk about this shit with

who would you be talking to in this example

the tranny wank license inspector

Mice living in those little rounded arch holes in skirting boards. Something you don't see anymore

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fucking hell rorke what were you thinking

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Marvel Rivals or Overwatch?

vampire survivors

rather blast my fucking scalp across the ceiling with buckshot

We are going British.

Happy birthday Clint Eastward

have to go round my sisters a bit after 2
but only til about 4 so then i can start drinking and eat some lovely food

gently inserting a strand of cooked spaghetti into my urethra and slurping the whole thing inside me

Do you oww and use a toilet brush?

yeh

It must be the Celtic?

ever shagged her?

how old is he now? 99?

No, lad.

already went 2 rounds with her last night mate

got the phenibut sweats

95

Why not?

no we don't really like each other
interesting to see what happens when my dad dies, probably just end up seeing her once a year on boxing day or something

and still going, what a legend

dont have a sister but cant imagine having one without wanting to shag her
reckon every single lad with a remotely attractive sister has wanted to shag them

I have a theory.

own? yes
use? ......

Big fan of his work me
Often get this on when the missus is on nights

Now. Salute.

'shy alarm

!!

Better if he doesn't know.

lads this ain't it

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I got one there.

binmen in Birmingham are STILL on strike

Union leaders are fucking idiots, everyone hates them now and probably hopes they all lose their jobs.

When?

hop on overwatch lad

Wasser, bitte.

Fucking Ukrainian, bro.

had a wank and now my room pongs

dunking my tender plums in rorkes mug of earl grey while hes not looking

not best pleased with /brit/

I main Cassidy and Ashe

joke's on you, you're now sterile

Get shit.

I ain't got no agua

Lose the fat under your chin.

I've got an arse up my sleeve

Music.

want to be a wrestler and im only 26 so this is a realistic prospect for me

Tough.

got my gas cut off havent i? fuck off Eon

What??

maybe birmingham council are the idiots

his name is elon

loads of old bints milling around in m&s today

No, lad.

rorke told me it was brown peoples fault

No, lad.

What?

and he's 100% right, as always

not in the mood for this am i? you fucking UGLY CUNT

cougars looking for a cub

Agreed porn in 90-00s were the best
How can new pornstars compete

sneaking around the roof space in a restaurant and cumming through the ceiling vents into the pots and pans below

got my blue chinos and linen shirt on
dead summery

you could get caught but honestly would be fine as its not illegal

says who? im a sneaky slippery snake

feeling...a certain way...

It made sense..

just risky thats all
but id say its fine cos its again, its not illegal and even if it was theyd just let you go its not a crime honestly

Hail Odin.

yes?

All you have to do is go to the archive, choose a high traffic board, select replies with images that were deleted and hey presto