Handsome Australian eagle edish
/brit/
Who's this Indonesian fella creeping into all the threads then?
still awaiting a single coherent reason why daniel was not written when it said it was
stalking the girl I met last night on instagram
engaging in, what some might call, yearning
PLEASE!
do you think england should be a cromwellian puritan commonwealth again
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nah
ahem*
My weed came in a bag, my lean came sealed
My molly all white like cocaine, yeah, for real
My bitch just struck three lines, she got cocaine on her lips
Got fangs, yeah, I'm vamp
Got fangs, yeah, I'm vamp, bitch (X-man)
O-P-I-U-M, he was talkin' that shit, then he got his mouth stitched
Niggas ain't fuckin' with him, they ain't fuckin' with X-man, hell nah
I'm with my college bitch, oh yeah, we geeked up on Adderall
He tweakin', he off bath salt, that boy, he goin' crazy
But if he try me and my gang, we gon' leave his body on the pavement
Highly doxxable. She only has 55 followers and I'm one of them.
Please help me find a weed dealer !!!!
contains several historical inaccuracies and contradictions regarding the details of the babylonian and persian courts, the sequence of rulers, and the events of the 6th century for example, the book mentions a king "Darius the Mede," who is not supported by historical records
pooey female arses
Lewis the Loaf sub edition
haven't seen that name in years deary me
Yeah because obviously /brit/ is where all the big time drug dealers hang out isn’t it
still awaiting a single coherent reason why daniel was written when it said it was. in the absence of any proof i'll remain agnostic
dubs and i snort one more line of smack before beddy byes
whatever happened to commiemong? an heroes i bet
these are fit
anyone know how strict ryanair are with their bag policy. if I have a squidgable bag will they let something slightly larger slide?
reroll
What?
decided to give OTT (the plugin (for music production)) a go and fuck me it’s good
Heseltine, fading fast
leave the lad alone you boring cunt
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Bombaclarrrrt
what is a plugin? just gives you various bleeps and bloops to use?
sausage rolls in the air fryer
shut the fuck up lewis lmfao
No idea as I'm not a pauper you see.
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it friday lads
has to be able to fit in that test basket thing in the airport so if it's squidy you still need to fit it in the thing
Fav nation to play as on eu4?
cess la vie pool
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What?
What's your chinese takeaway order lads? Need inspiration for dinner tonight
dubs and i snort one more line of smack before beddy byes
It is and no one will help me find weed
care to list any of these? because those engaged with such as the ignorance of those who were not aware that the persian empire started as a medean-persian emprie (they were neighbours) does not an argument make. the difficulty of pairing up exactly who "darius the mede" relates to does not mean he did not exist lol and you can find countless scholars who have matched him to independently corroborated historical figures. even then if daniel is correct on evry other count than "darius the mede", it is likely he was right about him anyway even if we couldn't find corroborating evidence
information provided is only congruent with someone with first hand konwledge of the babylonian activity and court.
the actual best an atheist can do ois claim it was written in two parts and the prophecy was written later (and that's what the actual competent scholars try and claim but the morons here are so ignorant they are not even aware of this argument nor that it is written in two different languages)
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is it an overhead bag or a cabin bag? i've flown ryanair probably at least 30 times and i've never had a bag measured or weighed even once, you'll probably be fine
looking at colombian bums
changes the dynamics, tone, shape, behaviour of the sounds you use — some just changes everything completely and you get a new sound out of it
some are ment for composition, some ment for mixing, others for mastering although there are no real rules for them
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any plans for the weekend, lewster?
What?
i like colonising and lose interest in games quickly so basically always go portugual to colonise the new world
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Salt and Pepper tofu
Vegeteble Chow Mein
Prawn Balls with seshuan sauce
spring rolls
reroll for this lad
care to list any of these?
no
*starts raping your arse*
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most intelligent and moral atheist
reckon it’s not meant to be lad
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chilli beef
salt and pepper chicken
egg fried rice
salt and pepper chips
pot of curry sauce
BOSH
No drugs for you lad
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dubs and I eat poo
What?
information provided is only congruent with someone with first hand konwledge of the babylonian activity and court.
how so?
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hope heroinmong overdoses and they bring him back but he has brain damage from lack of oxygen
reroll and its 3 lines
nah the free carry-on bag you're allowed. The limit is 40x25x20 or something like that, and my bag could fit if I were allowed to squidgy it up - but not if I can't
did a poo at work lads
im not involved in the debate i just googled it for a laugh xx
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we're walking like in a dolce vita
Leave racismlad alone
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how is a jew to get first hand knowledge of a bablyonian court function (and the jews within it) unless from first hand writings? where are they except in daniel?
x
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I've never played Portugal. You get that early proximity bonus but love me Island Fortress that is Britain.
dubs and i get my todger out
corr that does sound nice might have to go with this
white women don't do it for me anymore
Go on lad I believe in you
What?
first hand knowledge of a bablyonian court function (and the jews within it)
How so?
reroll
signed a striker on football manager and he scored on his debut
i conduct good business
corroboration of details about daniel's role in the court and the court's decision with bablyonian steles and later greek historians?
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smeg
*spreads my pooey arsehole*
on you got then
UGLY BASTARD NTR
if dubs heroinlad goes straight to bed
that's what they're supposed to do
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shagging my hand
dubs and no drugs
What details?
he's from kosovo and i got him from the romanian top division
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SotD - Boucheron Pour Homme Eau de Parfum, 29 sprays
What?
trips doesn't count
And why couldn’t that have been written later?
the details in daniel such as the court/meal structure, the role of the king, the falling of bablyon
trips instead
the digits have spoken
here i am
the only living boy in new york
but i would wank 500 times
and i would wank 500 more
not saying it coudln't have been written later but someone had to be there to make the first hand observations and experiences to begin with
why do you think the text has to be written later than it says it is?
I've never actually played britain which is a travesty really so think that will be my next game
Good.
I'm a tall white guy (6'4") and almost every asian girl who likes me likes the photo of me towering over my smaller asian mate (5'7")
Wonder why that is
singles I win the lottery tonight
anything else I die in my sleep tonight
not saying it coudln't have been written later but someone had to be there to make the first hand observations and experiences to begin with
No fucking shit?
if you agree daniel was in the court doing what he said he was doing what's your problem lmao
sharing a private joke with the cheese plant
mad how fit they are
and i'd get wanked by ryan stiles
and i'd get wanked until i'm sore
just to be the man who's wanked by ryan stiles until i've drained my balls
they are bwc fiends?
anime girls
Bam.
might go to a hot yoga class with just fat women
Diego reading a book of fiction and thinking that everything in it literally happened
desuarchive.org
This is the most (you)s I ever got and it made some yank chimp out for no reason
Hop off the porn lad
that was my post you freak
hs
where it belongs
When did I say it HAD to be written later? And when did I say that it was all totally made up? My only point has been that there is no proof it was written when it says it was.
sometimes get the urge when I see massive fat women in public to try and chat them up for a shag on the assumption that massively morbidly obese women probably don't get a shag as often and are probably gagging for it
but then I remember I'm engaged to a skinny bird and it wouldn't be right to do that to her but the temptation is still there constantly x
if you agree daniel was in the court doing what he said he was doing what's your problem lmao
Never said I agreed with that
You're a bit dim
So. So.
btw lads next time i'm rolling for whether i do drugs or not, only my rerolls count, yours don't, so next time you think about joining in, think again
Based and redpilled
hat
fuck off racismlad you look like an alien lol
no it wasn't rorke
digits and you give up drugs
the bible isnt really fiction though is it
it shaped the culture and values, all of western society really for literally thousands of years
to dismiss it simply as fiction is missing the point
having a rich gf is the best
bought my car
pays my rent
reroll
What?
your mum
anyone else get this in their algo?
youtube.com
there is proof though as you agreed
there is no other jewish record of the that specific time, it had to have been recorded in some form at that time and then past down, it is absurd to assume that it was written by x and then a couple hundred years later they decided to call x daniel out of the blue and give him loads of other characteristics that they just invented on a whim and that all the other jews were just like huh ye why not
what is it you meant then when you agreed there was a contepmorary jewish record of it?
What?
what is it you meant then when you agreed there was a contepmorary jewish record of it?
It doesn't need to be a contemporary Jewish record
It could be any contemporary record (or oral history] that was drawn upon by a later author
can't part a sea though can you?
my gf is in medical school
going to feel a bit emasculating if i marry her and we're mr. and dr. instead of mr. and mrs.
What?
your mum can when she does a divebomb
bro... stfu
how do i get one?
smote him
where is this non jewish (yet entirely jewish in its interest and details, and again corroborating with how the jews were treated by the bablyonians and the persians by their surviving steles) that some random later jewish author had access to?
which arse did this "author" pull a whole (fictional according to you) history of jewish people out of?
Computer, generate a scenario of the Israel-Palestine war that started on Earth after the events of October the 7th, year 2023.
Computer, now adjust the responsive nature of the members of the World leading governments, UN security council and the IJC to be absolutely objective to the matters related to the conflict.
Computer, adjust the media coverage of the events from the war to also be completely unbiased to both sides fighting.
Computer, launch simulation.
[Error Message] The requested scenario could not be launched due to violating Federation code #60000000: Promoting Antisemitism.
Hmmm, interesting. Thank you, computer, that is all.
it shaped the culture and values, all of western society really for literally thousands of years
That doesn't make it true though. The Quran has influenced cultures and values for a long time, so do you think the Quran is true too?
where is this non jewish (yet entirely jewish in its interest and details, and again corroborating with how the jews were treated by the bablyonians and the persians by their surviving steles) that some random later jewish author had access to?
Lost to time you fucking dope, this was over 2 millennia ago
not had it off in years i've forgotten what's it like
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get the choonage in
mate of mine had a gf who was a dominatrix once, she wasn't a prossie or anything, men just paid her to tie them up, slap them around, insult them and stuff like that, no sex acts at all apparently. boggles the mind how pathetic some blokes can be
Put your dick in someone's Vagina.
Yes and the holocaust books belong in the fiction section as well
wonder if I could bring down a helicopter with my air rifle
What?
had what off?
toby
my hat
no other jewish texts mention it, no other corroborating evidence, yet hundreds of years later some "updated" version that got called Daniel which kept all the fundamental truths which were "lost" suddenly popped up?
and you claim theists engage in magical thinking
jesus wept
What?
Maybe if you jammed it into one of the mechanisms
How does it feel knowing you lot are literally, LITERALLY, the most boring cunts on this site?
Your patter is fucking dreadful, it used to be good and you'd get the odd chuckle out of me but now it's so low effort. At first I thought "oh yeah that's the joke, they're doing it ironically" but then the longer I lurk these threads the more I realise there's no irony in it. There is no secret joke, you're just sad cunts.
It's just a shite spin off of /britfeel/, nearly indistinguishable except they openly accept that they're freaks, you lot think you're above them.
Something to ponder I reckon.
no other jewish texts mention it
What do you mean by this?
What?
What?
wish this gyppo would bore off
have to define what you mean by true
be yourself and talk to women
that's a problem in your head
the jewish text internal to bablyonian politics is daniel
there are no others
the closest is ezekiel who was also in bablyon but just a random jew and without importance in the political sphere (yet who references daniel as a virtuous because he had heard of him)
there are no other personal jewish records of bablyonian captivity
What?
no other jewish texts mention it, no other corroborating evidence, yet hundreds of years later some "updated" version that got called Daniel which kept all the fundamental truths which were "lost" suddenly popped up?
No other surviving Jewish text
You are looking at a small shred of documentation
sir david jason
and why did daniel survive when all these "others" didn't... you're so close to getting it lmao
Some r/atheist lad has just taken a book from the aisle behind it to make some smug gotcha moment
there are no other personal jewish records of bablyonian captivity
Yeah funny that aha
What?
STOP calling me cutelad >:(
what's funny about it?
you have already agreed its based upon personal testimony at the time
getting a (You) from the egyptian is like eating a nice grilled cheese sandwich and then it's like someone quickly snatched it out of your hands and replaced it with a spoonful of watery ejaculate between two pieces of wood
salt
What?
my brother's name is daniel
enjoy the hometoil
doing no work
one of the local faggots in the UK has a problem
ten seconds into the call 'um no, we don't have power here at the moment but doesn't the laptop power the monitor even tho it needs to be plugged in'
Why the fuck are homosexuals like this
i wonder if anyone here is as cute as i am
What?
i have 3 brothers who are named matthew, jesse, and samuel
and why did daniel survive when all these "others" didn't..
It preserved the knowledge of older, less important texts by repurposing boring, quotidian accounts of the babylonion court into 2nd-century "prophetic" Jewish propaganda
What?
eating iced cream
right that does it, i'm filtering egypt
You're telling me you don't know what the word "true" means?
What?
didnt realise you moved diego
What?
this is putting the cart before the horse now lmao
so you're saying the text survived for 300 years as a "boring text" and then despite surviving all this time and thus being "known", one guy decided to write his own fanfic using the same content and everyne else (despite knowing htis) just went along with it and proceeded to fight the selucids on the basis of this lie...
again, imagine accusing theists of magical thinking
no, i'm asking you to define it
What?
watching pekora play nightreign
you should watch her play clue simulator
i'm not usually the kind of person who has extreme opinions but i reckon people who watch these things should be euthanised
her
Consult the dictionary lad
temu ds
my manager talks shit behind others backs
so you're saying the text survived for 300 years as a "boring text"
Yes, and?
and then despite surviving all this time and thus being "known", one guy decided to write his own fanfic using the same content and everyne else (despite knowing htis) just went along with it and proceeded to fight the selucids on the basis of this lie...
Yes, that's how propaganda works, it tells the right lies to motivate stupid people
"in accordance with fact or reality"
society, culture, values...all very much a part of ones reality no?
really done fuck all at toil today
Dude's a viking, thanks for checking my ppenis. Now fuck ofg with your stupid skull. Ugly fucker.
and then despite surviving all this time and thus being "known", one guy decided to write his own fanfic using the same content and everyne else (despite knowing htis
Why are you assuming the broad Jewish population would know this? Most of them were likely illiterate.
I need to put my ass somewhere nice.
Yes, and?
it's inherently contradictory that they would take such care in preserving such a useless and uninteresting text for hundreds of years. considering they would have literally have to taken it from bablyon all the way back to jerusalem and then during all the time spent reestablishing the temple and walls and rebuilding they would have to keep preserving this alongside their actual important texts, and then despite the continuity of this in the psyche of the teachers of the day who had access to this incredibly unique an dimportant document i.e. the only one of internal babylonian politics that one of them one day decided to fanfic it and all the other leaders just said "yup good job mate, definitely true, we will just ignore the slight errors you've made about contemporary (i.e. antiochus iv epiphanes) matters, but who cares"
lol lmao even
again your magical thinking knows no bounds
see above
can put it on my cock if you'd like x
unc still pooposts the old fashion way
Really?
sctrombo
skellig
take such care
No reason to assume it would take particular care, the middle east is very dry and well-suited to the preservation of texts outside of purposeful human interference
No, be specific or you are a Jew.
mercedes e class that’s what I want
Peng
the only one of internal babylonian politics
Assumption
yeah bro that's why no texts have been lost since that period right
lmao
doubling down on the insanity of your position.i suggest you look up how long it would take to walk refugees from bablyon to jerusalem in 500 bc, because you are utterly clueless if you think they were taking shit that distance for giggles.
Sir David.
Is God in accordance with fact and reality? Does God actually exist? Or is God just fictional? I think he could just be fictional
no that's what you've said
if there is more than one text by definition it would have been incorporated into daniel by your hypothesis and so would be functionally the only text
Good.
ok
that's why no texts have been lost since that period right
Largely due to interference due to the churn of empires
um
Laugh.
no that's what you've said
No it isn't
if there is more than one text by definition it would have been incorporated into daniel by your hypothesis and so would be functionally the only text
By what definition? Bizarre assumptions from you
durrrr im a retard (baaased!!)
Lyrics
Why don't you shut the door
And close the curtains?
'Cause you're not going anywhere
He's coming up the stairs
And in a moment he'll want to see your underwear
I couldn't stop it now
There's no way to get out
He's standing far too near
And how the hell did you get in here
Semi-naked in somebody else's room?
I'd give my whole life to see it
Just you
Stood there
Only in your underwear
The anne frank myth is thoroughly debunked in this book a Japanese man wrote
I recommend you lads give it a read
and judea famously never had any conflict, right lmao
so your logic is now there were loads of different internal testimonies of the importance of jewish life in the bablyonian but the jews decided to get rid of them for some reason (and despite the fact that the old testament regularly tells the same story multiple times often even in the same text)
you just keep digging yourself deeper
magicman
I quite literally couldn't care less about anne frank
cared enough to reply
International. Kill Bill.
see the same posts every week get a life lads
could care less* you mong
see the same posts every week get a life lads
R1b, Indian..
Remembering a time when I was at a house party and the power went off so it was pitch black and I just punched a Tarq as hard as I could right in the side of the head and sent him flying into a cabinet. I then slinked away to the other side of the room. When the power came back on I joined in with everyone else like "fucking ell mate that's mental how somebody would do that" then I looked around the room with fake concern like "come on you cowardly cunt, fess up"
Nobody ever found out it was me, I felt so powerful.
diego blaming vapes for the steam coming out his ears everytime he gets bodied in an argument here
project on
have you ever lost an argument in /brit/?
The prophecies of Daniel are accurate down to the career of Antiochus IV Epiphanes, king of Syria and oppressor of the Jews, but not in its prediction of his death: the author seems to know about Antiochus' two campaigns in Egypt (169 and 167 BC), the desecration of the Temple (the "abomination of desolation"), and the fortification of the Akra (a fortress built inside Jerusalem), but he seems to know nothing about the reconstruction of the Temple or about the actual circumstances of Antiochus' death in late 164 BC. Chapters 10–12 must have been written between 167 and 164 BC. There is no evidence of a significant time lapse between those chapters and chapters 8 and 9, and chapter 7 may have been written just a few months earlier again.
That's diego done then
What?
went to the doctors and he told me I was fat
dont understand anything about physics its too hard
are u fat
What's the potential?
alright fess up, which joker decided to give them guns?
dont think so
howling this is exactly my point for the sort of knots atheist retards get themselves died in due to their presuppositions... yeah the author was 99% right but then he just went wrong and no one corrected him just went along with it bro, that's definiitely wat happened despite everyone knowing that their "new" "canonical" "prophetic" text wasn't even right about events happening literally then
sir vape banner
Just cleaned my phone.
ktim
went to the public house and had two pints at lunch too
i'm 1 BMI off being obese
I won't do it.
Much prefer old school papuan war
youtu.be
just did the biggest poo in the world
where the hoes at?
Yuros are wild for this
I know it’s not very politically correct but I actually feel bad for the bloke, it’s obvious he didn’t intend to hurt anyone but when they started smashing up his car he panicked and drove
yeah the author was 99% right but then he just went wrong and no one corrected him just went along with it bro
Well yeah because it was propaganda written at a specific time
Are you retarded
got mental shelves
nothing says propaganda better than when they get the basic facts of their triumph wrong
lmao
magicman
possibly, but I have no clue how he was able to get stuck in the middle of a massive crowd
He was following an ambulance
imagine fighting for your life and you just have your arse hanging out
loved that ww2 propaganda that talked about beating hitler in china
great stuff that really motivated me to go out to china and fight
Didn't matter to Jews because it "prophesised" their victory, they clearly didn't care about all of the small details because they were religious extremists
no Palestinian ever called me incel
Incel.
Indian.
HOWLING NOW YOU ARE CONTRADICTING YOURSELF EVEN MORE
hurr durr go on about the specifics of his military campaigns which have minor if any relevance to the jews there and then but actually they didnt care about small details
how are you so utterly thick
Papatueek.
Suck me.