Employed woman edition
/brit/
pedro defending the gamer minority that wants more tits and ass in games
what a bro
This shagger life is a total gaelic vibeshift. Been making witty little comments to strangers and making them laugh. Ladies working at gas stations and convenience shops sense my dirty shagger aura. Might just make it
neoliberal bull logging in
sluttershy...
disliked water
NUTS subedish
TAKE TEN FUCKING YEARS TO MAKE A NEW
TAKE IT INTO MY OWN HANDS
A NEW IS INSTANTLY POSTED
ummershy edition
I thought we all agreed to never to meet up again after we all got kicked out The Crystal Palace in Glasgow?
where do you get a passport photo
how to beat social anxiety
okay, so now I'm actually thinking about collapsing on a field with carlybender and kissing him like a thousand times
2mg of xanax
Sky News needs to put this bird on telly ASAP
monkey pox season is starting
read a book on CBT
but if you don't actually want serious advice then poo
you can't
Favourite nut?
what does getting your bollocks busted have to do with anxiety
Just stop caring
need a bf or a trans gf
corr
diazepam
They're not bad. I haven't been to one in 10 years thoughever.
genuinely so fed up with life. everything i liked has been pozzed
get a gun and make it right
Ten fucking years waiting for a new, I compromised, someone else made the thread
Why is it so French?
split nut is katy's hymen soon
very informative thanks for posting
more like a pew
grow up
What??
haha y-you lot the lads then? rorke and that, doing a poo *ahem* just gonna go get another drink lads
Rocket launch imminent de lads
youtube.com
list them and how they were pozzed
elite chebs
What?
its a vibe
Ktim
any of you lads want to share a single room hotel to save a bit of cash? we can go head to toes in the bed if you'd prefer
Genuine question to Rorke:
Why do you hate avocado on toast so much?
when is this meetup then? today?
I wouldn't mind being little spoon as long as you showered before
oh fuck ignore that I meant to send it to my work chat
I read that as rorke launch
What???
dime a dozen margot robbie samara weaving lookin ass
Don't yell at me.
I dont like avocado
So good to be true.
why all black players even when extremely highly skilled are still just pacey with bad finishing
*walks into the /brit/ meetup and loads up Insane in the Brain on the jukebox*
c'mon lads lets get this party started!
What should I eat? Getting hungry but not got much food in.
weirdest piece of fish I've ever seen and about 5 chips on that plate
I'm 31 years old and I'm still scared of dadberg. I'm such a pathetic worm.
Fit as
Dutch Empire.
common sense fish and chips
*kicks him off the roof*
heh nothing personal
least pathetic yank in /brit/
i wish i never started posting here
what if we had a meetup and some freakish 8 foot tall lad with a completely shaved head and eyebrows and a completely stone cold gaze in a suit showed up and he was actually rorke
looks like neither of those you mental midget
can't relate as my dad never did me a single wrong in my entire life
watching doctor who edits and laughing my little arse off
Mud.
what if rapelad showed up at the meetup
Too many sins.
well he'd probably rape someone I guess
little arse
oh hello you ;) x
I will wank.
he's all talk
tugging carlybender into the monty toilets during the meetup to pin him against the wall and kiss his neck
Kyrie kyrie
eléison
Christe, christe
eléison
seen rebecca black in bristol TWICE and both times i was the only straight bloke there
rapelad is just a friendly chatlad :) before 9pm
me watching the latest cinemasins video
LADS I AM DANGEROUSLY HUNGRY AND CONSIDERING GOING TO THE PAKI OWNED CHICKEN SHOP
You tell me to get back I tell you to get banned.
downloaded so many Anon Babble webms today
come to falmouth sea shanties.
Even when dadberg isn't angry I'm still afraid of him.
what about after 9pm
Is that shrinkray gun? Bit rude to do that to the Eiffel Tower
Just eatened a chicken vindaloo with extra chicken tikka and a couple of onion bhajis x
grow up little boy
nobody cares blog on you fucking yank spastic
With you.
you get like 2 meals out of a new takeaway place before they realise they can't actually afford to off as good food as that for those prices
Post the funny ones
you live almost on the complete other side of the country to me and I'm shy
I'd trail kisses along your collar and nip at your jaw a bit though
With you.
and also with you
the cunny ones
why do i always hear such bad things about Anon Babble
of all places
is it errr chopped up chicken and reheated rice and a dollop of mildly spicy sauce for £25 + tip saaar
Automatic.
don't tell me what to do
The dating appfu
Ok.
stay mad
stay poor
ah yes half the playlist is members only now thanks youtube
fuck psg
MOVE TO THE MUSIC PLAY THAT FUCKING MUSIC YEAH
I've been ghosted many times by women looking like this despite being called handsome and being very muscular and lean enough to have abs and veins and the lot, always the same types
sometimes wonder if I'd do worse now that I'm 30 on dating apps or better
mmhmm he just did it again
My eyes, man. Give me the serum.
swear Rio is having a wank ffs
ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME
AND HOW YOU PLAY IT
ITS ALL ABOUT CONTROL
AND IF YOU CAN TAKE IT
What?
Is there life on Mars?
Bradley Barr Cola coming on
rorke lives there now after being sent flying into orbit on /brip/
This is not funny at all.
complete waste of time theres nothing up there just give up and grow up
are sailors fighting in the dance hall up there?
is it possible to do side quests in real life as your job and just go around helping people with whatever they need
No Norway.
tonight's kino
it's called being a shabbos goy
For me it’s Pianne Faggot
um
business idea: kill the Egyptian freak
love a good Rebecca More wank
Ok.
For me, Angular Merkin
teaser maynot could get it
downing the cans and listening to Radiohead fighting the urge to have a good cry
I am losing it.
I'm requesting £500 million for 1% stake in my business to murder the egyptian sperg in here
god forbid you filter the flag
just imagine all the wonderful egyptian posts you'd be missing out on from other egyptians!!!! oh wait
lads really be tugging their tinkles to this
They did build the pyramids though, there’s got to be some good posters here and there
just witnessed advertising / begging
I do have him filtered obviously im using 4chanx but sometimes I'll open another browser and have a look in and its the same autistic spergs and leafs and that demented freak playing dollhouse spamming each other all day
trying to recreate the music video from bitter sweet symphony and getting run over by a taxi
modern egyptians are arabic tho
they didn't build anything
this lad genuinely needs to be put in a mental hospital lmao
gladimhere putitin
screaming
Everytime you watch porn a jew laughs
love the fact that at any moment there could be an absolute tidal wave of schizophrenic nonsense assaulting the thread but i'll never see it because my filters catch it all
this was the final
football has fallen
told you it would be a slurper
carlyposter I'm imagining I'm a vampire and I sneak into your house late at night and drink from you but in a romantic way
he just spams his characters all day
timothé's car finna be lit on fire LOL
toby
Football hasnt been good for at least 20 years grow up
Fucking pathetic fish and chips at that.
ketchup
peas (not mushy)
hilarious looking fish
batter too thick
two handfuls of chips
plastic cup of water
Have no idea how anyone could see this picture and think it makes her a proper brit.
Must be some sort of canteen.
bushwick based enablers are active x
boohoo nigga
just remembered that time i stumbled across a harry potter fanfiction about ginny being gangbanged by death eaters after losing the war and in the notes, the author revealed that it was a true story that had happened to her grandmother that had inspired her to write it. absolutely MENTAL
common sense fish and chips
tobesque
I think that's the HIGHLY DISCOUNTED food that they serve in Parliament
That meal would genuinely cost like 2-3 quid. It's bizarre.
Spanish genocide. Fuckers are miserable and out of continent anyway.
How small are your hands?
Football was not better in 2005
the best harry potter fanfiction was the one where harry travels back in time to the first book but retains all his memories and knows how it all plays out and he goes around messing with characters for no particular reason
Can this account be any worse?
Yes it was. More genuine teams in the premier league like Bolton and Leeds and actual white english people still played.
neoliberal bull logging in
bradley walsh eeveelution: bradleon
brits sound so unrefined and rough compared to yanks
Go home.
they should make a car without windows
Logging in for what
watching serpentza talk about the trump and south african leader thing
Mourinho bus parking was the order of the day
sipppppps yep i remember the liverpool vs AC milan final in 2005, the greatest match in the entire history of football that was
Thanks.
you're still here? i think you should park your car somewhere remote x
I don’t understand how people do it.
Monday to Friday, 9 til 5, I sit at my little desk and listen to people have the most mundane conversations on repeat.
It’s not small talk. The conversations never lead anywhere. It’s not just them talking to me, I overhear the same conversations on repeat.
“It’s supposed to be sunny next week”, “I’m so glad it’s the weekend”, “Did you do anything nice at the weekend?”, “What are you having for your lunch?”, “It’s warm today isn’t it?”.
I’m losing my mind. None of these people actually want to have these conversations do they? Is everyone just pretending and putting on the world’s most boring play? I thought this was a meme. Why are they doing this?
night shift at the gherkin, try and keep up mate
would love to do it to her
youtube.com
#1 work on your flaws as best as you can
#2 realise the vast majority of people you meet don't care about you at all
#3 just keep throwing yourself into social situations and develop social skills just through experience
I live in a small town x
No cronem around here
I wake up everyday, it's a daydream
Everything in my life ain't what it seems
I wake up just to go back to sleep
Anthro refute diapers.
to tor browser
Woke up this morning
Got myself a gun
normies cannot stand silence
having to be alone with their thoughts is too confusing
they MUST say something no matter how pointless
retard zoomer Anon Babble phrases like le bus parking to describe a section of play that drops in intensity and zoomer runts can't maintain attention
It’s warm today isn’t it?
Give over
theyre friends :)
"We're watching Stroke at the moment, only a couple of episodes in though"
"Yeah I want to watch that next but we're still working our way through The Coathanger at the moment"
"Oh is that the one with her out of Silly Bastards in it?"
Celt.
That’s on turkey
i work 8am to 10pm and im on 200k a year
carlyposter needs to be wifed up immediately, he needs to be cherished and cuddled
have cups of tea wrapped up in blankets with carleyposter and watch the rain outside
FOOTBALL!!!!
Mathew.
why does everybody look at me weird when im talking to them. they look really frightened of me and the women literally flinch when i turn to them
Are those real shows?
another premier league star
lads can I tell you secret? I'm starting to feel steaming like a kettle de lads
watch it toby
Your head is here.
mmhmm cronem just chucked another one in x
seriously who thought the members only thing on youtube was going to work
So sad.. When?
what's wrong with this? I want to make babies with a black woman.
just turned on the kettle to make a cup of tea
are you it?
the chinese hooker jiggled my fat belly when we were shagging today. she didn't understand a word of english
i have six youtube memberships
don't go to Anon Babble often why are they like this? I posted an innocent shocked face bradley
WAHEY
that one singular poster who says "bokkles" to try and fit in and be more northern
God gave you everything and gave me Noble dick.
we just want to be left alone
you must have really annoyed the mod to get a personalised ban
that's because you're a V豚
maybe dont reply to paedo bullshit
doctor house just had gay sex with wilson!
Please.
ex who i haven't spoken to in 4 years is in my area next month and wants to catch up
water, fire, air and dirt
fucking magnets, how do they work?
and i dont want to talk to no scientist
yall motherfuckers lyin and getting me pissed
Your eyes are something else.
Boy, 10, 'beaten to death' by his own headmaster during assembly in front of entire school over 'minor issue'
that's Michael Chandler, UFC fighter.
He married a white woman and then adopted 2 black kids with her.
get him shagged up the arse
i always used to get banned for posting half time slags during the world cup
man kick ball five times
all jokes aside what is going on here
other way around i'm afraid!
They/them, he/she, whatever...
Bad and inhuame actions for semen.
oh god I've ruined it
I've messed things up with carlyposter and been too forward
he hates me now fuck
what if I send him flowers should I send him flowers and maybe a big cuddly teddy bear and I'll spill by blood on it so he'll always have some of my essence in his house, he can smell my blood if he wants to remember me
dead kids
wasians and quasians shall inherit the earth
Don't Just Book It, Thomas Cook it
harvested a lb of strawberries today x
Southport killer Axel Rudakubana 'allowed to buy treats in prison such as Maltesers and crisps' despite throwing scorching water over a prison guard in horror attack
and what are you going to do with all of those then
eat them?
le bradley walsh xD
surprised he hasn't been killed by the other prisoners
What is a quasian
Are uk jails usa tier where killings and rapes occur
right that’s enough
too far
doctor who missed his ex-gf so much he changed gender and made himself look like her
quarter asian
TAKE AWAY HIS MIC
Do they have to make a new trophy every champions league
Omg, look at this.
made of plastic anyway
oooooo footballl
ooooooo boring freak
ooooo stunted development
oooooo time to grow up
is it a sin to love eating yummy treats
Depression. Become real.
don't hear about raping and killing really but they're shit and understaffed, drugs can get in easily
can i just say that whoever wrote this script to post on /brit/ clearly has no idea how people talk in this country.
it was acceptable in the 80s
it was acceptable at the time
Mental illness. Stay away from me.
Silly mf.
ah I see thank u
not routinely but occasionally some really nasty cunt will end up dead from some schizo going loopy on him
can't believe this lad has actually tricked you lot into thinking some bronies actually showed up
Stevie G looking a bit podgy now
Perm. Bukake.
The so called gods chosen people...
yep nothing ever happens it's all characters in a dollhouse play and you're the only smart one in the room who sees things for what they really are
Get away.
need to be tied up and shagged up the arse
The Spanish bitch.
Really?
I want to apply the French law.
Last week was the first time I got fucked up in 10 years, today I will do it again. Fucking women.
Enjoy it.
Leave them with their kids.