/brit/

*poos in entrance way to thread*

neoliberal bull logging in

We just gon start bussin nuts in Rorke's ass

*cartoonishly slides on it and falls*

If someone wrongly parks their car so I can't move, how much damage am I allowed to do before it could be judged unreasonable? Like a chainsaw to cut off the top would be reasonable?

The Gemara relates that one of the Sages sat before Rabbi Shmuel bar Naḥmani and he sat and said: Job never existed and was never created; there was never such a person as Job. Rather, his story was a parable. Rabbi Shmuel bar Naḥmani said to him: In rebuttal to you, the verse states: “There was a man in the Land of Utz whose name was Job” (Job 1:1), which indicates that such a man did indeed exist.

atheists btfo

just smacked my bitch up

arms for me the day mate

My guess is RORKEY

lessons

why do women wrestlers tits never come out by accident

Nah nah I don't believe it. Show me the goods.

gaffer tape

doing quite the poo.
quite the poo indeed.

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Might have a drink tonight
Some booze

Splendid! I quite enjoy a nice poo myself!

If you don't open the fucking pubs in the next five minutes, I'm gonna lose it.

alcohol is jewish poison to weaken the white race mate

great gimmick

sheed

this is me tomorrow night haha
(soloclubbing lad here, more like sologigging lad tomorrow haha x)

i’m of hyperborean nordic blood

lil timmy blaming his alcoholism on the jews

alright matthew

You know what they say about Rorke after dark

consuming an alcoholic lager beer

do your mother and stepfather let you buy alcohol

still no luck finding a dealer…

FUCK OFF

Yo my slime i know you don’t rly know man like that was wondering if i could purchase smth still just a bit of grub my drilla

this post violates US law

TROON!!! TROON IN THE BOGS

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janny will let him spam for a few hours then ban him again pretending like his hands are tied it's all so tiresome

bet the yardie goons is out x

I'm Irish mate

wut the hell

Might post some fit women with their boobs and arses and fannies and willies out when I get home
Might not

grim isn't it

Brits build something

better than everyone else

becomes biggest and best thing

foreigners attracted to it

brits let them be a part of it out of brotherly good will

the thing declines

brits leave out of shame or apathy

thing destroys itself

people blame brits

this has been going on for centuries and applies to everything from civilisation to an image board. The theme is the same. Foreign people want a part of what we’re doing and ruin it in the process

What the helly?

reading about going on pip
seems suspiciously easy if you have mental elves

what the hellyonce

yeah? how about that bendy baton katy gon bop out on soon

your entire life is dedicated to talking about black willies

ahitler

Bumcock

name 6 instances of it

mental how they dont have anything dangling down there

hello

where abouts in the slit do you aim when shagging?

you can see the stretch mars where she's taken too large of a willy size

bottom

don't know how to play wordle

maybe a 'bc

see (ignore last black square in filename)

Paul Doyle, from the West Derby area of Liverpool, has been charged with causing grievous bodily harm with intent, wounding with intent, dangerous driving and driving while unfit through drugs, Merseyside Police said.

Rorke stunned. Rorke quiet.

sad what happened to him

ahitler

swear people can't drive properly

Irish terrorism on the rise

mental how easily yt ppl can get away with attempted murder.

the missus picked up gardening as a hobby and at first i thought it was endearing but now she won’t shut her gob about it

ever shag her up the arse?

knob’s comically large so it’s a no

a lot of violent kinetic movements are about to tek place

yours or hers

I am very Russian.

ex marine

west derby

Can guarantee he's a Tory

um

scranning a lolly ice

need sex

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how do I go into sex work as a man?

walk around soho with your bum out

might go coco-bananas

gigolo? get on adultwork

who was in the wrong here?

bradders is a bit of a cheeky bastard on the chase
would love to spark him the fuck out

only ahitler fits you dumbarse

he needs taking down a peg

that's been a few times now where i've been watching the chase and verbally said 'fuck off bradders' after one of his smark allick remarks

orange means the letter is in there but not in that position, have you never played wordle, only h is in the right place

A H _ _ L E _

fucking screaming howling

i thought it was hangman. wordle is only 5 letters dumbarse

literally never had it me despite being 34 years old lol
never had a gf or been on a date either
every girl i've approached (over 1,000) has rejected me before the date stage

be quiet

heheh sup cody sunkem deez nuts hahaw

you havent used orange. you used yellow green and black

done absolutely fuck all today

How are we supposed to see colours you imbeciliac?

this greek nigga colour blind

screaming on a poo

Healthy

no word starts with eh or lh

CHEADLE

sucking a pooing willy

The Doyle surname originates from Ireland, specifically as an Anglicized form of the Irish Gaelic name Ó Dubhghaill, which translates to "descendant of Dubhghall". Dubhghall itself means "black stranger," with "dubh" meaning black and "gall" meaning stranger or foreigner

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CONGRATS YOU GOT IT

Mongle

anglicised. more like ANGLO'D

RIGHT!
That does it!
New England flag.
No more of this Saint George malarkey!
Fella isn't even English!

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scuffed af lads I'll figure it out for tomorrow, apologies

thanks for playing x

putting a woman's penis inside my male vagina

you lads ever stick your knob in the nozzle of a hoover as a teenager thinking thats how a blow job would feel like?

mental how canadians

cream loads

peeny willies

There are no Palestinian grooming gangs in england or the UK.

not yet anyway

thats paul mccartneys actual guitar. he bought it at auction because he's a millionaire jew

good lad, good gimmick x

lost an sd card and i cant remember what was on it

None of them represent England as a whole, but the two that might reasonably be argued to represent the origins of our nation are Kent or Wessex

None, union jack is fine
Even if Scotland or NI were to leave, we should just keep it as it is

day so far

8 cans of brew

3 shots of brandy

4 wanks

2 cod games

2 cod game losses

50+ /brit/ posts

No friend, I meant between
and

couldn;t have been important

good boozoid that

How fucking long has he been in hospital? Feels like it's been almost 6 months

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right click

download

into the hard drive to be forgotten about forever.

same except i have a few i like to report here

speak a lil chinese for em derek

I've had four pints, four sausages, two walks to the shop and a ruddy good wank

deathtoil looms for thee

What is this build called?

LOVE the paulaner me
An excellent choice

rorke charging on horseback towards leftypol like a man possessed, leftypol only acknowledging this with a wry smile as he stands unflinching

legs are in tatters after squat toil

he got relesed and had a fall

That’s not even the real English flag.

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No Palestinian or Russian ever told me im a nazi, a racist, a white supremacist, an incel, a terrorist, that i have white privilege, or tore down statues of my ancestors

the great 2025 Anon Babble blackout got memoryholed

came back better than ever

two walks to the shop

let me guess, bought two pints then went back for another two?

waheeeyyyy

Quite easy to convert the crunchy granola hiker type birds to billions-must-die ecofascist hyperracists

I gotta get banned.

no nanberg popped over so I had to get her some milk because I don't really use it (not brown, just like black coffee and have toast rather than cereal for brekkie)

fancy the wank but it's bad for me

would eat her shit

you and tony egg again

always with the scenarios

Mayday.

not had the urge to have one for over a week

creep

State of your life

lots to unpack here

screaming at this autism

why are you posting in here

just leave everything in downloads me

is there a more perfect body? never seen one myself. would also let her poo in my mouth.

constanza

raping my arse with a crowbar

me? I don't save images I just make sure to remember how to find every one I need from keywords in the archive

vapes banned this weekend

ffs at least it's payday tomorrow will have to be a few hundred to keep me going until I quit

Do you have Sacked Tranny in the trannies folder?

you'll have to find something else to suck

corr chance would be a fine thing

crafted for the dark lords of the saharra

So /brit/ how is the twitch channel coming along/

Lolli

Um…

nigga listening to skyrim music while browsing /brit/

so much wrong with this fucking guy

Lorde shows her tits (nipples) in the new music video. I am not gay but she literally makes me feel ill when she is trying to be sexy.

while posting on Anon Babble saying shit like "i'd love to fuck her face"

whiterun npc ahhh

f evidence

'

screamnig

scaweg

she should have just stuck with the intellectual persona

Lorde shows her tits (nipples) in the new music video

prove it

nibba what are you doing

AssTurd

Dead Puta

Trannies

young meat (candid)

wtf these faces aren't fuckable at all

ummm

it's a crime that my face isn't covered in her poo right now

katy ready to relieve the skinny flip flop wearing onyx black small boat cronem

God I hate scousers

mum AI deepfakes

eating shit from a monkey's arse

Protogf kept messing with my hair and exposing my norwood 3 beneath the combover

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It curry night

who was in the wrong here? on on hand he should be driving there. on the other hand they shouldnt have hit his car. on the other hand he shouldnt have driven through them

my willard wouldnt fit

year 9 summer school trip schedule

lets see it then

About to listen to the Swans album while at work.

All the news stories making eeextra sure to tell us the driver was White and British

how do I become wild, dashing, and wicked?

came very close to a repeat of pic-related

About to wank to the Swans album while having a poo.

doing a run and some stretches after work lads

the car was put there by mi5 to make scousers look bad

His name will be Danielius Baleckas

stretching out your arsehole with a fat cock i imagine

stretch your fanny lips over a bbc

Adolescence warned us this would happen

the stretches in question:

scraniel blake

no way this freak nigga shits normally

define normal, rorke!

Sometimes forget how disgusting Irish people are

hey now

you're an all star

based. fuck those normoids

Just don't want them here. Simple as.

Need to sort my life out

Watching Jocko Willink. Making moves. Levelling up.

using technology that isn't yours to harass me without consequence

God is going to cut you down

anyone ITT they're literally spying on you if you use these threads by the way, they justify you as an extremist now if you use this site

pitiful of the men in this video do absolutely fucking nothing

henry ford right now

not gay but need my arse shagging rotten by a bloke

Good. I want to make it known to the regime that I hate them and they are my enemy.

let me guess, you would have been a big boy and fucked him up?

the new normal is shitting uncontrollably into an adult nappy because of extreme anal sex rorke

boycott tampons.

women need to free bleed in isolation

very interesting *walks away in a hurry*

He saw that she was an Apple user. He prefers Android

yes they did the same thing in the SU you little freak

Love NA beer me

Opinions? I just wanted to drop some redpills, no offense

love any beer too aha

Not reading that

didnt even bother hovering over this link

just drank a litre of water

scrombling

can you make it 10 words or less please

Didn't read your posts either

On the Austrian beer

Bye bye

fosters, good call

sca-REAMING

going to a pub/restaurant and ordering a bottle of the same beer they have on draught is such odd behaviour why do people do it?

ANCHLUSS
GUD CALL, JA!

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