/brit/

the steve jobs image wasn't very funny and thus didn't deserve the thread being used

I got a mid-low paying job and i can bery easily buy basically anything and save money with no effort
I think it was all a meme and life is actually very easy

it wasn't supposed to be funny, it was a hastily-constructed emergency new, i just picked a random image
come on mate it's not rocket science

accidentally forgot to develop as a person

can you not work at home full time? haven't been into an office for over 5 years me

instant, 2 teaspoonfuls per cup, splash of milk, no sugar. I do enjoy actual coffee too but the effort required to make 4 cups of proper coffee is not feasible

no you don't understand, I want to feel unwell. I need to feel it working.

You just have to view instant coffee as its own thing. Yeah it tastes worse than a cup of proper brewed coffee from ground coffee beans but I'd rather have a cup of instant coffee than nothing at all.

keep getting recommended "Boring History For Sleep" videos with strange ai image thumbnails despite never clicking on any history videos

Doing my 4th poo at work for the day
Fuck berg gon do

accidentally forgot to develop as a person

you are my spirit animal

Honestly neets should at least be made to fill potholes or spray weeds or cut grass or clean signs for 2 hours a day for their bennies though health and safety would never allow it.

Less than a grand left on the car loan lads

well maybe if you had spent a little more time picking an image instead of scrambling for one we'd all be in your thread and you and me wouldn't be having this conversation and yet here we are

this general is full of schizos and even the non-schizos are mostly argumentative ignorant cunts

same
reckon there are hidden subliminal messages in them that google is trying to get us to expose ourselves to

neets should at least be made to fill potholes

like fill them in with tarmac or physically curl up inside the holes?

Mum just announced she’s working from home, great wonderful day is fucking ruined

Throw them on to sleep and 15min ads play at different volumes every 3mins

wish I knew healing magic
would go around healing people

it was an emergency numbnuts, do you even have basic reading comprehension skills?

£200 for 6 months of water

fucking state of it all

Calm down

ktim been stuck in a rut for many years too comfortable to try for better

you do

The FCA's Financial Lives survey is a benchmark for the state of the nation's finances, with nearly 18,000 people questioned about how they deal with money

Some 10% of those asked had no cash saved at all. Another 21% had less than £1,000 tucked away.

Only have £10,000 saved away personally and I still worry its not enough no idea how the rest of the country can get by with that little saved away not constantly worrying about it

No one likes forins making /brit/ threads you nigger

what if i told you that if you let someone else be the healer (christ) and you become the conduit this may be a reality for you?

such is life in the United Grimdom

Gassy girls run the world

your mum's a nigger

Shut up fat fuck

seethe on fella maybe next time you'll spend a few more minutes picking a better image

Got £16k saved, planning to have £25k in a year or so then start investing

it's very funny that England have one sleeve sponsored by IG investments, and one sleeve by KP nuts.

It's English cricket in a microcosm.

Maximising your portfolio vs pub snack.

Fattening your wallet vs fattening your waist.

Southern city traders vs northern peanut miners.

Anyway good win boys.

I know about God intellectually but I have no real faith

No but your mum got raped by an abo that got raped by a roo.

if I run out of money I'll just end my own life

they won't be able to say "oh this is so tragic, this was preventable" because they'll know I had no money and it's widely accepted that you need money to live. Thus once they know I had no money left they'll know I had no other recourse than to die.

way too early salarymongs pack it in right now

mental how much u lot love sucking up to aussies

Fuck off abdul

i give up, obviously your skull is too thick for basic explanations to pass into it

spaino on this early

Erm, lads
does the nonce ever take a breaker?

have you ever wanted to fuck an anime bitch

if you truly know god intellectually then you would inevitably have faith

that's a good boy keep on seething maybe you'll get lucky and someone will just stumble into your thread

yeah 'course

i've been neet my whole life, never went to school and i live in a cave and steal electricity and internet from nearby houses

i give up

Typical nigger

depends on the age

well of course they couldnt be trusted to fill them in with bags of cold tar so id suggest we just set them free to piss and shit and throw glue and crayons into them and you never know they might sort of fix 1 or 2

I've got £15k in the bank and honestly don't know what to do with it, I just stare at the amount from time to time and every month put a little more into it and watch the number go up, sometimes worry I'll die in my sleep and the bank will just happily take it away while I never had the chance to actually spend it

i feel bad because i made dinner for myself and mumstein and didn't really put much effort in and the meal was about a 4/10 in quality

Go to Britain.

For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness

faith and intellect are very different things

giz a bit lad

rRachel probably

I can't hit my protein

faith and intellect are two sides of the same coin
which is why paul in your passage literally combines the two in christianity lmao

My teeth. Enjoy being useless.

get tested for mental health using a quiz you can simply lie on and spend the rest of your days eating pies and drinking lambrini on the dole

prison sentence for selling fake woke tea that turned out to be normal, right-wing tea

new elden ring is out today
dunno when i'll pick it up

Can't believe there are millions of runts living in those grotty 2up2down terraces with their bathroom downstairs behind the kitchen in an extension

What?

i reckon the idea that you need about 0.8-1 gram of protein per lb of body weight is a ploy by the jews to get you to buy their overpriced whey powder

Tried kicking it?

playin' poker

omdsssssssssssss wakebros.....

played ds1-3 and like them then bought sekiro and its put me right off the fromsoftware experience i cant even beat the general

scottish grown tea

was grown abroad

It's the same thing
HAGGIS NIGGERS OUT

What was it?

supplied high-end customers

messed with the wrong people

sekiro looked too hard for me so i didnt even play it

Based fellow instant coffee enjoyer

Like you, I definitely prefer proper ground coffee, but I am lazy, so I drink instant

I normally drink decaf though, but if I'm tired then I drink normal coffee with caffeine

Ashkenazi.

Neo-serfs
But real serfs had a lot of free time

only one more line of heroin tonight i think
i want to start injecting but i'm having a hard time finding syringes
how do junkies get them? nick them from hospitals or something?

does an insect feel pain

Im a runt in a 2 up 2 down first house and i cant imagine growing up in a house like this. My parents house had 3 toilets and loads of room to walk about and a big garden.

may have arsed me life up

amazon next day delivery?
don't know why I'm encouraging you tbf

this post would've done numbers on 420chan. rip.

they give them to you for free at pharmacies and take your old used needles off you (also for free)

too dumb for heroin

You really deserve living with abos

ffs racismlad

probably not

ive seen turks experience emotional pain

fvvvvvvvvvvvvvck i've arsed me life up damn might move to china!

i'm book smart not street smart, i'm between two worlds here m80pt80

screaming
he can source the heroin but not the needles

!

Liar

Got up early thinking I had early meeting toil and it turns out it's next week, wish I were still in bed

what's the one where you heat up a spoon? could try that

In Spain huh?

Need to grind it out until you get into the rhythm of things desu, the general is nothing compared to the double rape ape though that was some real shit (and makes me want to find that post about it here that would get constantly re-posted)

fuck i didn't know you could buy them from amazon, i assumed only pharmacies could sell them

It's completely fucking over tbqhwyf

C'mon.

What?

Fuck you bloody!

saar!

The are not British!!!

Imagine dying from a fentanyl overdose corrrr

heroinlad keep us updated

make friends with a trangender prostitute who does bareback anal and share theirs

pharmacies give them to you FOR FREE

if you walk into a pharmacy and say you're a heroin addict wanting needles of a particular gauge so you can inject your heroin with a clean needle rather than using your junkie pal's hepatitis needle then they will literally and u ironically give you the needles for free

soundcloud.com/slowboyyy/slowboy-hxi-crazy-mano-da-norway-com-amor?si=27b3581d0c3c40299334f26ea1207240&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
Graah

You can say that again. They should all be shipped by the boatload back to poopooland.

Another day in my nincompoop life

The Norwegian ship!!!

got £70k in the bank
nothing to spend it on

Why would they do that?

Just seen the glenn greenwald sex tape

me :D

would be to embarrassed to do that
that said, i have gone to several pharmacies asking for naloxone but they always said they didn't have any in stock, very irresponsible of them if you ask me

have you been to America?

gay porn sex arse

Been wearing my socks and boots today even though I was wfhing what with the cold weather and my feet absolutely HONK
Genuinely smells like I've trodden in a rotten possum carcass

lend us a tenner

G I Z
I
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A

B I T
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yes

What?

cold weather

So 20 degrees?

Visit USA

homosexual black people with large penises

mandatory fentanyl fatal dose for the unemployed and everyone over 67

no mistress reeves! it's mine!

Is he a third worlder or is he complaining about working part time or is he just simply lying and drinking up all his extra money he would have from full-time work, or choosing to live in an extremely desirable location and pay triple rent rather than commute? He mentions transportation though. I don't understand why he would lie about this. I work part time for Walmart in the "not really first world" country you fags are always complaining about being too expensive and impossible to get ahead, yet I am making bills and even buying meals I don't feel like cooking myself.

Need a girl to do this

being a lesbian must be so shite, they can't even have any kind of real penetrative sex without dildos

why bother now I've seen those places in your image for free

really should get up and do a poo before my sister gets here with her kids

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

=)

I am aware of the fact that for youse lot that's ice cream truck weather but I live in the subtropics and am accustomed to ambient comfort

i haven't had sex in 5 years, i spaffed in her mouth and she didn't swallow, i don't understand the logic of not swallowing, like it's already in your mouth and there's nutrients and whatnot in semen

I want to knife up the Dutch fucker.

We are the best in the world, our dear leader said so.

no thanks ill stick to my dogshit and chewing gum covered high street where every kerb is chipped and the whole place smells of cooking oil and bin juice

Having one of those annoying poos where some poo is just hanging out my arse and it's a test to see if I can keep my sphincter relaxed long enough until the poo gives up and falls out or whether I'll chop it off early and spend the next 20 minutes wiping my arse... It's gonna be a close one

If more men knew about foreplay lesbians would go extinct

there's good hiking in the redwoods and yellowstone
please don't come here though we're full even for visitors

i wish you the best of luck lad, hate those kinds of dicey poos

Autism. 3 2 1...

I usually just take the wiping
got nothing better to do anyway

would rather just hop in the shower and give my ringpiece a proper clean, this is also why i don't understand why people went so mental over toilet paper during the early days of covid

Listen... I am a retard... A what?

cannot BELIEVE how fast amazon is with deliveries, they mog the absolute shite out of auspost.those dozy fuckers don't even deliver on weekends

We have our own tea but the plantations haven't been doing that well and the biggest one has basically been selling its backroom stock for the past two years

Just shut the fuck up while I put a knife in your heart.

When writing something (like this) does the full stop go on the (inside.) or on the (outside).

It's not very convenient to strip off and have a shower after every shite

I made a special key to steal toilet roll from my work during that time.

If you're allowed to take as many squares as needed to wipe your bottom then you're allowed to use a key to unlock the thing and take 3 industrial toilet rolls from separate stalls home in your gym bag. Frankly if I am a key worker then I am owed toilet roll, for free.

shut up fool

Yellowstone is better tthan anywhere in shitrope

Depends
US, inside usually.
Normal English, outside.

My brother in Christ.

*1 AUD has been deposited into your Amazon account*

I've always been taught to put it outside.

Good healing animation.

one whole dollarbuck

Ghost town XD

when your shit hits the bog like a thick chocolate log thats amore

true, but in the example given earlier it's much more convenient than rubbing your anus raw for several minutes and still having a faintly smelly bum, the human shnoz is finely tuned to the smell of bum gems and can always tell when someone has recently had a poo and it was a messy wiping job

So far it makes sense.

Diego catches Diego plushie

aussies be like i earn 150k im so richhhhh

and then be like fuaaaark cunt a pepsi costs like foive backkkkks

Europe is peng while the US is a shithole. Enjoy getting shot and then paying $5,000 for an ambulance ride to the hospital

no
outside only

looks better outside and that does seem to be the convention
with quotation marks though, that's a tough one

Am I retarded?

might replay that godfather game from 2006, remember that one? it got middling reviews but i thought it was very good, the 2009 sequel was pretty grouse too

the human shnoz is finely tuned to the smell of bum gems and can always tell when someone has recently had a poo and it was a messy wiping job

I think you're telling porkies lad

yep

middling

someone read their word of the day

Very bad one, I guess it serves the bladder and by bladder I mean the actually size of your chink. What I mean is you can't take my piss before my blood, in fact you are very Jewish. And so it makes us fall in fallacy of you are luckier son of a bitch..

Rorke, am I brown if I'm unable to drink milk

Become Swedish.

piss off schizo freak

i'm just spitballing using anecdotal evidence here lad, don't tell me you've never encountered someone who was well-presented but smelled faintly of poo when you got close to them, i went to see a GP once and could smell poo on him, it happens to the best of us

Hell yeah

I am Patrick Bateman.

I'rr have a rong brack mate, I'm broody ractose intorelant

The United States of America mogs every country on earth in an objective comparison. The only one that comes close is China.

There is more life on the other side of the earth.

Lads, just finished playing one of my childhood video games
Jude Dredd The Roleplay

My dick is small.

yet you are posting on /brit/ instead of what /cum/

alcoholism? just don’t drink bro

Not a single defeat.

Fair point

In the four hundred and eightieth year after the Israelites came out of Egypt, in the fourth year of Solomon’s reign over Israel, in the month of Ziv, the second month, he began to build the temple of the LORD.

So sad.. Time to watch ASMR and sleep.

Based.

read that some chemical change happens when you go beyond 3 cups a day that makes you lock in like the drug from limitless

Copt.

replying to an hour old post

you enjoy it?

any time I have tried replaying a game from childhood to recapture the magic I felt nothing whatsoever. I don't think it's possible to experience the same awe and sense of exploration as an adult. Even playing new games now, it's clear that I don't enjoy them on the same level that child-me enjoyed games back then.

None of these seem to match up
judgedredd.fandom.com/wiki/Judge_Dredd_Video_Games

yeah?

its true and there’s a shocking amount of people out there who dont wipe properly

Ok, you wouldn't do it. Watch pedo porn. NIGGER

girl i fancy at church has a bf
:sademoji:

would rather not if im being perfectly honest

factual and true

youtube.com/watch?v=Iuf19hAY37c

R1b.

bruh

Just double trouble so bitter.

save me from the nothing i've become

my old GP is a politician and property developer now, old mate needs to make up his fucking mind

erm, lads? I was making a joke since spaino thinks because he larps as judge john dredd, we all do

But I might play a childhood video game
From when I was a 8 years old called Skyrim

cunning

sounds like a shady bloke

A British manager has never won the Premier league.

Shocking factoid.

I thought the dredd thing you were all talking about was the bbc pornstar

XD

fergie

I am the law

yeah property developers are the scum of the earth, especially when they're also members of the liberal party, friendlyjordies would have a field day with this fella

Mental how people support teams in cities they don't live in, full of foreign players and even the English ones aren't from that city, organised by foreign managers, and the club owners are also foreign.

Putain!

Feel like a wanker

be bored at home

decide I might pop into the toil since they have nice pub nearby where I can get lunch

check door cards

nobody buzzed in

check camera by the door for the past hour

nobody entered

er right. I will stay home

I reclaim my French ancestry.

couldn't be my league

reckon Australia has to have some of the highest white collar crime in the developed world shots crazy

you become a GP to get enough capital to buy 1-2 extra houses which you then rent out for more capital. Repeat this process to get more houses and more capital then eventually you have your own property portfolio. You pay a property management company to deal with any ballache associated with the management of said properties and your pleb tenants.

meanwhile you shift to politics and get elected so you can more easily influence how much tax you pay and get approval for developing properties yourself, to generate more money. Also while in power you are free to take bungs from existing property developers in exchange for greasing the wheels for their own property development applications

youtube.com/watch?v=EXQ5YeU8LJA

Yeah proper weird how these parasocial cunts let the vicissitudes of mercenary sports-entertainment companies dictate their moods

Fucking little chav bastard still hasn’t shipped my Vinted order

French one?

Suddenly have a strong urge to punch an Australian man, any Australian man

these parasocial cunts let the vicissitudes of mercenary sports-entertainment companies dictate their moods

If you’d have told me this when I was 16 I would’ve become a GP and not a minimum wage dosser

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a wanker!

only australian I've met was a very pale and timid lad who joined our school in year 10
had an absurdly deep voice though

Europe has soul, which the US will never have

Might buy a gay guitar

all aussies are little runts

I'm going to buy a ticket for the next flight out of LA to Sydney and I'm going to punch the first Australian man I see when I exit the airport
Punch him several times

When you combine copious amounts of caffeine with fasting, you'll fucking peak

antiques in the US

What is written huh?

Most items in antiques shops in the UK are less than 200 years old to be fair

eating a strange assortment of foodstuffs consisting of tortilla chips, raspberries, strawberries, and mashed potato

yuo can be put on terror watchlists for stuff like this

today I am going to challenge myself to drive without breaking the speed limit once

IDK bruh.

God is a postulation, like the Loch Ness Monster, and just like the Loch Ness Monster, God has never been proven to exist

Good lad
No need for it is there

once sprayed lynx in my face just so i could imagine what it was like to be a jew in nazi germany

wanted a guitar for my birthday when i was like 15 or 16 and mumstein bought me one but it was a cheap piece of shit and put me off playing ever since, wonder if i'd be a good guitar player now if mumstein had forked out for a decent one

It's neat till your spit on it.

youtube.com/watch?v=UD4jRK5j2Ow

God I hate women

reminder the literally whip the amazon workers to achieve these results
you're laughing and the nice attractive athletic woman in the Amazon warehouse is hiding between shelves pissing messily in (and around) a bottle trying to get more of it in the bottle or on the concrete than on her pants, as she reaches for your product to package it up. She probably had to wipe herself with her hand and then wipe it off on her pants anyways.
Is that what you want?
Do you like that?

Stop the cap!!!

god harry potter 3 is so kino and soulful
when you watch that its very clear why the jews want to (((remake))) it in a twisted subversive abomination

A strange assortment of the most common foodstuff there is?

I just want to know what drug you’re taking

can't make hide nor hair of this post quite frankly lad

Prove it mf.

haha wow that really is such a nice noble looking building
i wonder what goes on inside hahaha

they don't think about you at all

you're typically given a cheap one at first to show parentbergs how dedicated you are

Bot or drugs. Which is it ?

shut it you nazi bastard

You are not making fucking sense I will beat you up and put you in the back of the truck.

personally i found working in the amazon warehouse great. 10 hours where you didn't have to talk to anyone and piss easy as long as you aren't a massive lazy cunt, in which case they have an endless supply of third world abominations to replace you with. paid decent with nightshift and overtime as well

Sent that kraut flugeling

I guess you must be of some Asian stock, for potatos and tortialla to be exotic to you.

wish i had a sword

You are too dump to realize the big size of my fist at least.

rorke driving into his opps going 9999999999999999999999999999999999 mph

seems counterproductive, how exactly am i going to learn to enjoy playing if it's a huge fucking pain in the arse?

Well I have a sword, I am fucking European.

That speed is impossible since it would require infinite energy

how so?

yeah it's actually good in most states here too

there are some noteable exceptions generally due to warehouse management over-zealously applying reptilian corporate policy though
the real reason to hate them was that "transparent" banner they shoved all over their site for years. and for supporting rioters and so on

New poo

damn i wish i'd realised this before so i would have gone and got some for me to inject ket with when i was on my months and months long binge recently. really wanted to but didn't know where i'd get needles

i never claimed they were exotic, only that it's an unconventional combination of items to have in a single bowl, now fuck off hitler

Well if you sucked enough cocks to not realize it, it would have been that hard.

rorke falling gently on the plain

Just ripped off some little incel on Vinted selling my old clobber, gonna wait a few more days to send it to him for a laugh haha

I need a sniper there.

But god burnt me alive already.

Can't be more British.

poo