/brit/
/brit/
:(
Feeling very nervous
blog on
*slips a 10mg valium in your bum*
The Pax Americana is over
suppose you could say I'm bare hungies right now
most common fruit, paired with the most common Western staple food
Ok, mate. If you think that this unusual then you better not look at what the average male uni student eats for breakfast.
I'm off to 'reggs in about 5 min
thatll be a threepenny bit governer
Two of my mates from uni have started a podcast oh my days OH MY DAYS cringing my nut off ffs it’s awful
see if you can deepthroat a sog without gagging
for a laugh
dribinng my javascript bus to the most vantablack village i can find in the congo to teach them javascript
Krauts think potato is a fruit
Explains a lot really
get it linked
conscripting 10 savage congolese negro gentlemen to rape diego
Shut the fuck up.
doing some mixing
rorke driving to a congolese village and blasting them with his axial-beam gyroscopic photomegatronic oscillating laser rifle
neoliberal bull logging in
Black people have suffered enough already
Doxxable info la
can see your address you fucking cunt
Get out of my country!!!
they're hardly THE most common at all, learn to speak english adolf
actual borelord
fuck sake
did scousers always have a massive victim complex or is it something they developed after hillsborough
neoliberal bull logging in
Smelly.
Sorry deegz x
symptom of irish diaspora
You dog son of a bitch XD.
everyone in britain who lives more than 100 miles away from london is permanently butthurt, it's an epidemic
the only time I'm at peace and have no thoughts in my little head is when there's a lad hanging out my arse
God is just unproven. Simple as that. Maybe a god exists, or maybe multiple gods exist, or maybe no gods exist. To suggest that our universe was definitely created by a God - that's just an unproven assumption.
Ok, Brit. I am really Ted Bundy.
royal mail has dispatched my package from the UK
blog on grimlord
rorke standing on satan's bones, blood glistening on his sword's skull-decorated hilt
We’re just different culturally to the rest of the country and Tory nonces hate us for it. We’re used to it at this point, kind of makes us proud desu.
got any evidence for your claim?
just fuck off already with this shit
Fucking Mickey Mouse.. XD.. .
what pax are we in now
Well, the package came R1b with Scotland. From my dream, sorry.
which British industry have you supported
Pax ‘kizza
*starts pissing in the corner of the thread*
everyone who hates us is a tory nonce
*scampers over on all fours and starts chugging it straight out of your dick like I'm dying of thirst*
different culturally to the rest of the country
How is Liverpool culturally different to Manchester
The universe that we experience is the evidence. Within that evidence there doesn't seem to be definitive proof that God exists.
It's like if a murder takes place, and somebody is falsely implicated as the perpetrator. The police will review all the available evidence of the murder and then they might say "the evidence does not support the idea that this person was the perpetrator".
Fuck off yourself you stupid cunt
they're thieves with a disgusting accent
If God isn't real who made women so fit
help me out here:
A if the universe exists there is no need for the existence of god
B the universe exists
C therefore no god exists
is that your claim?
can you give any reason why anyone would accept A
Pretty much yes. Don’t deny you’re a Tory
I don’t vote Tory
That’s not what makes you a Tory
It’s like asking how Australia is culturally different from America mate
no one but you cares about this shite fuck off
just shown my mum my knob
You have ruined my life more than you should you disgusting earth filth.
amazing post
genuinely like 9/10 apologetics
atheists have no ansawer for this
10
Exactly. No difference.
youtu.be
scousers summed up really
mate you dont need to do this. 90% of /brit/ posters are atheist.
the majority of the country is now atheist.
christianity is on its fucking arse here.
atheism is growing around the world, even in theocratic shit-holes like the middle east.
religion is dying a death all by itself.
no one needs convincing
I actually started going back to Church recently. No idea why it just suddenly came over me like a wave that I need to start going to mass again so I have been, every Sunday for about 4 weeks now. Feel better for it.
ummy
that man gives me the heebie jeebies
amazing post
Greek Pussy.
so a tory is anyone that hates scousers? sounds logical
Lifeless eyes
Black eyes
Like a doll's eyes
hi diego mate how comes you arent here on fridays that much
No but that Venn diagram is almost a complete circle.
eeee la everyone who hates us is a fookin nonce laaa everyone fookin loves the scousers unless they're a nonce laaaa
We’re just different culturally to the rest of the country
how so?
blocking out the bad thoughts that give me anxiety
hi mate
dont really post on brit or Anon Babble in general it'sjust a bit too braindead and samey here you feel me
Italian.
blud is here every day never mind every friday can you really not recognise him when he takes his name off?
Why?
Still feeling very nervous
what are some good youtube channels?
my algorithm is fucked beyond belief, I'm seeing nothing but endless shite
steve wallis
Can’t be arsed explaining it but we just are. You know we are as well otherwise you wouldn’t have such a problem with us, if we were just some another identikit grim Tory city that falls in line with everyone else
i get you, and i agree the place is so bad now lol
but fridays aren't complete without homealoneeveryfridaynight
eminemVEVO
Norwegian.
Atheism will be a flash in the pan as none of you faggitos have children. 4 generations max and you're gone. Anyone you recruit will go the same way until those weak heretical genes are purged by God The future is theist
Natural selection. Attractive women are more likely to attract a mate and pass on their attractive genes to the next generation. Women who are very unattractive might not attract a mate, so they don't pass on their unattractive genes, and thus their unattractive genes die out.
therefore no god exists
I'm not saying no god exists, I'm saying we don't know if any gods exist.
if the universe exists there is no need for the existence of god
Yeah I don't think God is necessary for the existence of the universe.
If we want to better understand the origins of the universe then we should conduct more science. Science has already discovered some information about the history of the universe, and it may discover more.
Cope and seethe you stupid cunt. Fuck off.
Fair points but I'm not trying to convince anyone, I'm just trying to understand the mindset of religious people
what are your interests
right so you're not different then. cleared that up quickly
R1b?
another day of tedious back and forth waffling about religion is it? righto
bless you,
There is a time for everything,
and a season for every activity under the heavens:
can you please provide an argument for any of your claims/views. all you're doing is stating beliefs (which is fine) but you you seem to state beliefs against me which makes it seem lkike you're actually trying to make arguments
Internet catholics are all bumbders just like all those teddybear clutching larpers from the 1930s
never had a prawn cocktail but I love the crisps
I'm assuming the real thing tastes completely different
Ok then you can drop your obsession with us in that case la
you know we are as well otherwise you wouldn’t have such a problem with us
Not even remotely true
No one has a problem with geordies or the cornish or the welsh
Liverpudlians are just whingeing fuckwits with a victim complex, like the scots and the irish
I cut my throat.
Mad how the Welsh built Liverpool so the Irish could live in England.
never said i was obsessed with you. just wanted some clarity on your claim which turned out to be bullshit
diego is being very cute today
why do liverpudlians have a victim complex
we don't laaa we're just hated by everyone laaa we're victimised laa and we're proud of it laa
It's just Jewish. Raw.
:3
and boom goes the rorke
Why you left me for so long then?
he's our pampered little prince that needs his arguments :£
Arse full of very stinky farts this morning
Somehow it worked. They didn't ruin it.
ummy
Idiots aren't they
Was good.
do you reckon there's a sizeable target audience for streaming /brit/posting
Was just watching Prince of Darkness yesterday
Just let me click it.
it is always morally correct to bully umposters
There's no going back from this one, my dear dear friend. You know ok?
Might become jewish
would get banned the second an n-word is posted sadly
never existed
they're little kittens that should be treasured and peppered with forehead kisses
my gf is really fat
Something like the picture.
presumably she poos a lot
um um um
might get a fefe, might suck it
Well, man. I saw it.
wish she'd poo more
got all (You) posts filtered, never seen a good one
corr might join you in such a suck
am i under arrest?
Apply the principle of the principle .
but its better than not habing a gf
many people would kill for a gf, even a fat one, so i am counting my lucky stars :)
could go rorkemode on some scran right about now
scream
poo smells
scream
arresting rorke’s knob with my arse
champions league final the morra
big event in the deanosphere
just 22 days to go rorkemode for summer
hatposting is so back
Let's ask him.
raping my arse with a cheese grater
can you please provide an argument for any of your claims/views. all you're doing is stating beliefs (which is fine) but you you seem to state beliefs against me which makes it seem lkike you're actually trying to make arguments
Yeah I'm just stating beliefs really, like you did when you said:
if you truly know god intellectually then you would inevitably have faith
That's your belief but I don't think it's certain.
For one thing, how can we tell if God exists? For many claims it's clear what the condition for truth is. If I get a drinking glass and I say "this glass is full of water" then it's clear how we can decide the truth of that statement. If you can see or feel water inside the glass then the statement is true. If you can't see or feel water inside the glass then the statement is false.
What's the test for God's existence? It's like if I propose that there's an invisible, intangible, inaudible monkey sitting on my shoulder. If there's no test to show whether the monkey exists then all we can say is that we're uncertain about whether the monkey exists or not. Same with God - if there's no test that can confirm the existence of God, then we're uncertain about God's existence.
haha love the football me x
Desk bust.
it's a bit weird to but into someone elses conversation to assert your beliefs in contradiction to it but then refuse to elaborate
but you do you i guess
shaking my white boy arse as per tradition
gaviscon wank on the cards
It's been proven in my dreams. Even though I am blind, lol.
pill serb ebb
or
rib bell spy
or
bill be spry
uhhhhhhh who here from tiktok???
to hall & oates...?
God is good.
ramrodding savlon down the old japseye
popping down the blood bank you lads want anything?
noiiiiceeeeeeeee
Sure.
went to 7-eleven earlier and went to go pour a slurpee and there as a wet floor sign and a mop in the vicinity and the jeet who worked there said "don'd make a mess please saar i'm mopping" and i made a mess out of spite and then wrote some hurtful graffiti about indian people on a nearby bus stop on the way home
you have awful taste in music sir
I heard you, old man.
:O)
gay porn sex arses
Heartbroken parents fear mouldy house contributed to death of 15-week-old son
need starmer to open the skilled worker visa to professional window-openers
eating some cold chips
mini cheddars
the fabled peach sex arse on the left
File a case.
doing a bit of critical listening to my own mix atm currently
Nordic Jew.
haven't wanked my wilkins in 8 days
To make things even worse, the family say that after complaining about broken windows, a contractor arrived to seal them shut - making ventilation almost impossible.
bib cell reps
or
bell rib spec
or
beryl clips
or
cyber spill
depop wank on the cards
was wondering why I felt such a strong magnetic attraction towards you aha x
Failed my challenge
Indian.
why didn't they clean it then
the contractor's name? Nigel Farage
So?
its okay to not like people based on the way they look ...
Sir Nigel Farage
good job
This is me, okay?
do you reckon any foreigners think his name is pronounced nig ell fara geey
had one this morning me
it's because i've been high on opioids and it's impossible for me to cum
sir cart blinker
noticing, small sample size thoughbiet, that the articles posted about mouldy apartments are occupied by foreigners
curious
Schmuck.
yeah, yeah, we get it heroinmong, you're on the heroin aren't you heroinmong
always on the heroin aren't you
tru kait is one of my favourite pornstars at the minute but she talks way too much, like she does a running commentary of everything that's happening
do women do that kind of thing during actual private non-performative sex?
its hard to believe but some people are genuinely that low IQ. or they're just so used to relying on state support for literally every aspect of their lives, they were unable to consider doing anything themselves.
no idea why they're in this country. another failing of our leaders
having another coffee aren't I
I still can’t find a dealer!!!!
And it’s Friday!!
it's very pert and rosy
i had some tenants white british in their late 60s kept windows shut all day and heating off completely rekt multiple rooms with damp
spent close to 10k refurbishing it all after they left
grim scrotes
im nonce
makes me wonder what they're doing to make it so damp. pots of smelly wogslop cooking all day in every room no doubt
not always heroin, i only do heroin in the evenings, during the day i sustain myself by taking a 100mg tapentadol pill every few hours, really helps me get through toil
um um UM
see
lmao they've done you
Parentbergs forcing me to get a job after two years of unemployment, the NEET ride is over
You replied to a random post with your belief so I replied to your posts with my belief. If me stating my beliefs is weird then you stating your beliefs is also weird.
nobody forced you to own property you would not live in yourself
Job centre next week is it?
Oh look diego scrambling to defend his beloved wogs, how predictable
have you had any wog tenants?
how much did you have to spend fixing the place after them?
diego, we’re being racist rn so please excuse yourself from the conversation lad
hi evreyone
what jewish bronze age fairy tales does to a nigga
people who still live in london have to love wogs otherwise it would be like a dystopia to them
herro darling
yeah I love them, brown people are so much better than white people and I do my christian duty to love them I even give them a discount on the deposit needed
i didnt reply to a random post with my belief though? lol
my reply was also not a contradiction of their post but an expansion
who said i wouldn't/havent lived in it, utterly bizarre post
racist on
i rent to anyone who can pay the bill (even fi i didnt want to it's illlegal not to) worst tenants i've had have been white british (but most of my tenants are so sample size is corrupt)
...oh
fake diego
hi
your heart is corrupt
start doing THIS to diego
hs?
you reckon?
all your properties are in central london but you overwhelmingly choose to rent to white british tenants who are a minority ethnicity
I think you're the only racist in this thread diego
rorke pinching a cow creamer
odds I go down the cafe for a massive fryup
evens I just have toast
um
deegs have you thought about going on that virgin island show on channel 4? could change your life
i didnt reply to a random post with my belief though?
Yes you did here: If you're going to post about Christ and all that shit then don't be surprised if others respond saying they don't believe in the divinity of Christ
rerolling for you
thread is busy today lads
far too ugly for that i'm afraid
Have been there years ago and won't return, so no job centre for me
th-thanks lad
Obviously weren’t keeping up on your inspections were you if you let it get this bad. Nobody to blame but yourself, no sympathy. Obviously didn’t have insurance either. Amateur.
bruh how rich do you think i am most of my properties are not in central london lmao i'd be worth mega millions in that case
average flat let alone house in central london is like 500k
most of my stuff is zone4+
person talks about healing through touch (like christ)
you: reeee why mention christ
utterly bizarre post
wow so many smol bratty girls today
if you dont force yourself into a tenant's property every 6 months to make sure they do the bare minimum as required by their lease then you're negligent
ok bro, cope on lmao
i'm sure u'd love your landrlord turning up every month to check you have the windows open and have the heating on
looking to invest in the british fudge industry
most of my stuff is zone4+
Even more woggish then
you inherited your money from your parents and you refuse to let your flats out to wogs because you know that they would absolutely trash them
admit it
rorke winning the Fifty Yards' Dash for Young Gentleman at the village sports day
You can post your beliefs about Christ if you want and I can post my different beliefs in response, simple as that
Every month? Nah twice a year. Pretty standard. Any evidence of mould, I give them advice, maybe even buy them a fucking dehumidifier if it’s going to save me from a massive bill down the line. If it’s not improved in six months, they’re breaking the terms of their lease.
room stinks of cockpong
I think you're the only racist in this thread
not true
ktim my evil incel bedroom smells like a cum palace
I thought that cockpong was the capital of australia
i know you
almost as if i curate my purchases to minimise risk and desireability of local community
didnt say you couldn't
jusjt said it's a bit weird to randomly but into an unrelated conversation to assert your beliefs and then refuse to elaborate when prompted, lol lmao even.
twice a year
literally what i did lol
they did all that in one winter
cockpong is the name of rorke's thai bride
what, sydney?
you horny bastard
almost as if i curate my purchases to minimise risk and desireability of local community
What do you mean by this
rather strange but I like the smell of piss when you get a whaft of it down an alleyway
not a pissfreak or anything
femrorke isnt real femrorke isnt real femrorke isnt real femrorke isnt real femrorke isnt real femrorke isnt real femrorke isnt real femrorke isnt real
so you only buy your properties in predominantly white areas?
isn't that a bit racist diego?
:3
i mean i wouldn't buy in tower hamlets or dagenham
haha not just majority white bought in harrow too
basically low crime/homogonous areas... and i provide no comment on correlations with other factors
diego exposed as a racist
deeg I'm a young man fresh out of uni and I've never been to london
will you take me in and house me
Feeling blackpilled and furious.
That’s why I schedule inspections for new tenants at the beginning of winter, can easily see if you’re going to have problems with mould management and nip it in the bud quickly. But if you’re uninsured you’re just asking for problems, literal amateur hour lmao unless it’s the first property you’ve ever let
neeeeed to be raped by a gilf
You really are a typical london libshit
...nh
ofc im not uninsured
it doesnt mean an insurance claim is always worth making/correct - to think otherwise is truly amateur hour
mental how useless and overpaid I am
how so?
jusjt said it's a bit weird to randomly but into an unrelated conversation to assert your beliefs and then refuse to elaborate when prompted, lol lmao even.
You replied to a random post to state your beliefs so I replied to your post stating my beliefs
God may well not exist, simple as that
be Belgium
tiny European country with waffles and war trauma
somehow ends up owning the entire Congo
literally one of the most brutal colonial regimes in history
cuts off hands, steals rubber, commits genocide-lite but for profit
fast forward to 1958
WWII is over, Holocaust happened, everyone's pretending to be civilized now
Belgium hosts a World's Fair
"hey guys let’s build a fake African village and put real Congolese people in it lol"
they do it
literal human zoo
white people throw bananas, laugh, take pictures
kid in the exhibit dies
somehow no one sees a problem with this
meanwhile in Germany
Hitler's dead, Nazis out, still radioactive with guilt
they didn’t do human zoos because they were too busy doing *worse*
like industrial-grade evil
Europe decades later
birth rates go brrrrrr (downward)
aging population, pension systems collapsing
need young workers
immigrants arrive from former colonies
same countries Europe looted and traumatized for 200 years
people shockedpikachu.jpg
“why are all these foreigners here ruining our culture???”
mfw their parents went to the human zoo and now their kids complain about too many Africans in Brussels
mfw Europe colonized half the planet and now can’t figure out why it’s full of immigrants
mfw karma arrives via legal immigration forms and pays taxes
mfw everyone acts like it’s a mystery
“it’s not colonialism bro, it’s just history”
history just broke into your house and is living in your guest room
person talks about healing through touch (like christ)
you: reeee why mention christ
utterly bizarre post
*reads this* that was fucking brilliant
I need to find a drug dealer before 7pm tonight please help me I will pay
I'd kill a fat one for a gf
feel sick
I'm supposed to believe there are multiple /brit/ landlords in here?
rorke points out that wogs tend to be the ones complaining about damp/mould and doing nothing to help it
diego scrambles to defend wogs by bemoaning his white tenants
diego admits to purposefully avoiding woggish areas
Typical
My kind of granny I want to suck them big tits lick her pussy and fuck her without a condom want to spunk inside her fuck her arse and fill it as well.
not reading all that
If you’re not claiming for 10k worth of damp wtf are you claiming for lmfao literally what it’s there for. I claimed 15 grand for a new kitchen in one of my HMO’s that was smoke/fire damaged only a couple of months ago, no impact on premiums
You can pray for people and Christ can heal them. I've seen it happen many of time.
Someone prayed off my hangover on here once. I woke up and heard DONE and my hangover was gone, lol.
imaginary conversation
rorke living in Market Snodsshire
finally found an angle of selfie where I look semi-decent. will be spamming the ever loving shit out of this angle. people will wonder if I even have a left-side of my face.
he's such typical liberal
Read the thread again x
Reuse poo
champagne socialist
bruh you're clueless if you think trying to claim close to 10k for damp due to tenants is the right play unless you're bankrupt otherwise
fact you compared that to a fire which presumably had all the regs (hence the valid claim) suggests you're cluseless desu
already did x
I'm just saying if you're going to bring up your beliefs randomly in the thread then I can bring up my beliefs too
God may well not exist
person talks about healing through touch (like christ)
you: reeee why mention christ
utterly bizarre post
be Earth
climate collapsing
oceans boiling
billionaires building escape pods
Elon Musk launches himself into space
leaves behind Twitter and crushed dreams
mfw humanity’s final greentext is just:
lol
don’t think any of that is true
No I just did what you did - I stated my beliefs in response to an existing post