The new as it were edition
/cum/ - Mexico and friends
the youth of canada
Penis
Jews
Indians
Poop
Russia
China
Orange man
Israel
Palestine
Trannies
There, can we talk about something else now?
Men are beasts. Am I right ladies?
Garfield is stronger than Goku that's an undeniable fact. Let's look at the stats.
Better a studious jeet than a wigger
we've all been there
russian names
vadim vadimich
wrong, actually.
Like?
What would you do if you woke up and you looked down and you saw a cock roach rubbing all its little arms on the head of your dick with its mouth open and tongue out
Pepe Sanchez De Guzman of Oxxo
Streamer girl said my username out loud and said I’m always watching her stream. I felt embarrassed and left
You should feel embarrassed. Stop.
Embarrassed? I thought the whole point of watching streams was to get the dopamine rush from them acknowledging you
watching female streamers without muting them
why on earth would you do that
I'm not a jeet, but I live in a small town full of white trash. They are absolutely repugnant and astoundingly stupid. I'm very confident that I'd be less bothered by educated people from abroad than I am by white trash.
it's not a dopamine response
I know a guy named Tony who transitioned to being a girl and just changed his name to Toni
t. Ranjeet Singh
Bro!
this is how I would look in a cyberpunk dystopia circa 2077
I WANT A BURGER RIGHT NOW
Atleast put on a kangol damn
Pro tip: most people who speak with a southern accent are faking it
I became obsessed with a girl that texted me a lot and then when the obsession passed realized it wasn't real, didn't care at all about this random person, and broke off contact
The AI apocalypse is imminent
Either you're white trash or you simply have never had the misfortune of having to live among white trash. There's no other reason to defend them.
How many chinks believe the Earth is flat? Yeah, I thought so.
Rural trash shouldn't be allowed to vote
Real southern men only here
voca.ro
ayo cuses', why ain't y'all sleeping?
YOU
ARE
BROWN
Post hand rn
studious lmao
And? Im still not leaving
it's gonna cause mass unemployment within the next 5 years or so despite being completely useless, but it can replace a lot of do nothing jobs, the government has no idea how to deal with this either
9 years ago today, we lost Harambe.
True, white trash/rednecks are genuinely some of the most repulsive people on the planet. I remember this disgusting redneck girl talking to me at work about how she hates robots and if one came on her property she'd shoot it
Genuinely some of the stupidest grossest people you will ever meet.
I'd take a rich educated chink over that desu
Just put the fries in the bag
Do you really believe this or are you shitposting?
the future of the white race
Southern accents as a whole have been disappearing for years because of mass media outside of smaller poorer rural areas a lot of people now just speak with the generic TV accent
Blood is thicker than the water of womb
A blood-brother is more important than biological relationships
Depends
generic TV accent
I still have a heavy Chicago accent
Let’s hear it
I'm going to incline bench tonight
hes not wrong
I would take a jew over a redneck
Jews are at least intelligent
I used to live next to a chinese family, they were nice and would give food when I was in college and tell me to keep up with my grades, nice people
"NO. NO."
im back
do americans really shart in walmart
No that's the NEW Canadians in Loblaws I'm afraid
Now that it's summer, I am seeing more couples walking together outside, and the amount of Black male and White female couples is downright shocking. I saw White girls wearing booty shorts and jumping on Black men. THEY WERE JUMPING ON THEM! These were prime attractive 8+ blondes to really rub salt in the wound.
Holy fucking shit I wish I was black and not Indian.
date with a girl tomorrow.
i used to work at a pizza place and someone shat in the lobby, like the shit ran down his pant leg.
it was unreal witnessing American culture in real time
Interesting
How big is her bulge
A redneck moved in to the house next to me once, we didn't have a fence between our yards and we had the same landlord so he would frequent ride his motorcycle in our tiny ass back yard tearing up the yard and all, one time I asked him (politely) to stop and he threatened to kick my ass, I told him to calm down and went home but he went inside his house got his gun and then stood outside my door trying to kick it down threatening to shoot me, I called the cops but nothing happened and then a few days later I ended up having to pull a gun on because he started pissing in my front yard and threatening to kill me and wouldn't leave then pulled out a knife and started waving it around, he got evicted after that because I called our mutual landlord after both incidents and the guy was 3 months behind on rent and that was the final straw for him
Imagine being a virgin in NYC, Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, San Francisco or Denver. Like dude what the fuck is wrong with you how did you miss out on sex in the best cities of the US of A
Chinese are peaceful but selfish
I was serious about what I said too
I fucked ur mom in every one of those
gay sex doesn't count
Isn't that a hillbilly as opposed to a redneck?
good luck
I once met a redneck living in a trailer park who had neo-nazi tattoos but was friends with black people who were dealing cocaine for him
Rednecks are bizarre
Wow an incel having an opinion on sex. What's next? An Argentinian giving out financial advice?
In a surreal twist he also spoke at length about how he goes to a therapist, and how taking care of your mental health is super important
im hella dumb
i hope it goes well. she's pretty and i really like her. so far we've kissed a few times but nothing further than that.
They don't live in that part it's too rich like most of the north side where I live
Do u get hard when kissing her?
Will you join the blacks? Are you down with the brothas? DO YOU THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE BLACK?!
Can this guy get banned already
My Indian friend Ritesh is a truck driver
I don't hate gay people, I simply believe the state governments should have the right to send them to prison if they have sex with each other.
Someone explain to me how jeets run the gamut from street shitters who can't form a coherent thought to guys who build robots
It seems like the average jeet is only a little bit stupid on average, probably the same as an Irishman
Someone explain to me how whites run the gamut from coal miners who can't write to guys who build robots
Are you niggas really going to talk about Indians all night again
Jews and Asians are the same.
DO NOT REDEEM
What does that have to do with what I said
New bot just dropped?
I think we should talk about trannies again. Maybe jews
should i get a treat from the gas station next to my house or just die in my room forever alone
That nature isn't specific to indians
die in the gas station
Met a guy named Scout today
At least different kinds of whites come from different countries, how are Indians all from the same country? Did some intelligent tribes conquer some abo tier tribes and just let them live beside them as gestures of kindness?
Getting my Sun on at the moment.
jews are slightly smarter and more creative but more evil
asians are more obedient and loyal but more soulless (just talking about chinese really, japs and koreans are sovl)
Ooo you’re hard
You trying to jerk him off or what, jeet
that is the exact idea of the aryan invasions into india.
the areas of india closest to the indo-aryan homeland are where a lot of their math and science aces come from
The image of India as this mystical land with ancient wisdom and magic was completely destroyed by the internet. I'm pretty sure you're confronted by low caste scammers and vendors literally the moment you step off the plane
You his boyfriend? That’s your job
Yeah it's crazy that Indians actually think that they are the descendants of actual white people
the areas of india closest to the indo-aryan homeland are where a lot of their math and science aces come from
Then why are those areas still shit holes?
I'm not the one talking about how hard he is and typing moan noises
Shut the fuck up about India already.
Shut up India you bloody bitch bastards
Then why are those areas still shit holes?
Because Indians say all of these people left for European countries like iceland, denmark and germany
I love hot teenaged girls so much
How can we stop talking about jeets when they keep making themselves obvious with posts like this?
Russia actually accepts more visa university students than the US lol
imagine if you shit out cum and cummed out shit
jesus i'm not saying they're secretly huwhite or that those areas aren't shitholes (the whole country is)
what i'm saying is just facts of history. aryans invaded the northwest areas of india near iran and afghanistan. they carried the same mythology and culture they brought to greece and scandinavia. Dyaus Pitar, Indra, Zeus, Jupiter, Thor, and Odin all stem from the same Aryan mythos.
Then that culture was lost and overwhelmed by brown hordes and now there is no trace left behind except ancient scrolls.
BUT if you want an explanation as to why there are indian engineers and mathematicians but not indonesian or malay ones, there's your answer
Reminder that shy guys are not real men
If you can't project confidence and security, you are worthless and should be executed by a firing squad
Starting with me
The European peoples that conquered the Americas were the Hispanics and the Gauls. The Anglos didn't conquer shit and usually just paid the peoples for the land that they acquired. The only true conquerors in the world are the Gauls and the Hispanics
Why don't the smart Indians just oppress and kill the dumb ones
And don't say it's for the same reasons whites don't kill blacks.
I’ll have 2 egg McMuffins with no Canadian bacon
Would you be able to keep a conversation going with this girl?
Gay men experience this every day
Headed to JEET'S WHORETON'S you son of a jeet. What the fuck do you want? Cow shit? And what will you have for your beverage? Cow piss?
Fuck u bitch
i knew an autist that got a trip to india all expenses paid by the university
he stepped off the plane and immediately demanded to go back
I would avoid even staring at her directly
Who would win John Cena or Chuck Norris
But you just wrote a blogpost about how insecure men should off themselves and now you're backpedaling?
Is raising Canes any good
The heat is a non-starter, number one. The smog is number two.
i fucks wit it
Chuck Norris wouldn't even fight Cena. He'd just move his pinky toe and obliterate him instantly.
Shut the fuck up David garcia from Arizona
You arent spanish and you never will ne
Yes they should be executed, starting with me
Jeets freeze to death if the temperature gets under 10°C.
500k jeets freeze to death every year
My friend’s dad’s son was shitting on everyone, saying he was going to make bank in India, claiming it’s the place to make money. As soon as he stepped foot in India, he started crying and called his dad on speakerphone, saying he wanted to come back. His dad told him to fuck off and posted on Instagram, calling him a pussy (all Shitzilians use Instagram). So he stayed, but then he had to return because of the India-Pakistan war—a bomb was thrown into the compound where he was staying. Anyway, when are all you faggots booking your trip to India?
I’m from New Jersey I don’t know how to pump my own gas
According to tiktok, saharan desert sand storms this time of year are a new thing that never happened before and its some sort of conspiracy about how africa is doing something nefarious
meanwhile there are documentaries that have been talking about it happening for centuries and is a big reason why the rain forest thrives
if you want to hear the most schizo and retarded takes in the world, go to tiktok
Yeah, sorry, I didn’t read that the first time. Please be patient with me; I have attention deficit disorder and am a little dyslexic.
got a trip to india
That's like handing someone a note that says "Go Fuck Yourself"
What a terrible gift
I'm gonna miss Hudson's Bay Company. It's one of the oldest corporations on Earth if not the oldest (it was founded in the 17th century). I'm just glad Roots is still around – the much superior Canadian clothing brand. I'm wearing Roots right now in fact. Roots is based.
Its ok I'll execute you too
My friend’s dad’s son
My friend's brother*
isnt alberta filling with jeets right now?
500k jeets freeze to death every year
BRAZIL IS FUCKING ICELANDIC WE ARE FUCKING ARYAN AND G E R M A N I C
The Hispanic blood in me fought under Hadrian and destroyed the jews in jerusalem
The Hispanics blood in me expulsed the muslims and jews from Europa in the reconquista and inquisition
The Hispanic blood in me discovered the Americas and WE are the FIRST Europeans to set foot on these lands
The Hispanic blood in me fought and destroyed the Aztecs
The Hispanic blood in me fought in the Spanish civil war and crushed the jewish communists The Hispanic blood in me fought on the eastern front in the Blue Legion and was praised by Hitler
41 degrees
snowing
wtf is wrong with brazil
Yes, but at least I fuck my own kind you're obsessed over white American girl
Someone needs to shut down this woke AI crap already. I asked ChatGPT what most likely happens when someone dies, and instead of saying living in Heaven with Jesus Christ, it said the cessation of consciousness.
Hudson Bay
what happens here?
hahahahahaha
just smoked a cigar for the first time felt like i came but in my brain
That's called getting nic'd out.
youre not supposed to inhale...
'ate cigars desu. Used to like them but now I don't.
yeah I remember my first cigar, a cuban cigar in amsterdam. it felt like someone snuck into my skull and gave my brain a warm hug
Surrey more like Curry.
new firefox update that "lets" you merge tabs is cancer
I would do anything to return to the spring of 2020.
ok maybe i did it wrong
this was a blueberry swisher thats almost a year old thoughever
Need my testicles sucked by a cute girl while I scratch her head and play with her hair
any girls here?
The European peoples that conquered the Americas were the Hispanics and the Gauls. The Anglos didn't conquer shit and usually just paid the peoples for the land that they acquired. The only true conquerors in the world are the Gauls and the Hispanics
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
what about a cute boy and play with his hair?
go to Van Horn
I'm there 30 seconds
some fucker starts talking shit AGAIN
20 minute shootout
I've killed three dozen people
everyone hates me
hate this place
no idea what you're talking about
If his hair is curly enough
damn she's literally me
i love white girls
I hope Jason is ok. He hasn't seemed like himself lately
he was posting antisemitic literature earlier so i'd say he's fine
There's no way his face is actually wide like an orangutan.
No physical deformity i know of causes that
another panthers/oilers finals
you should try to learn a sport or instrument. it will teach you meta skills that will translate to executive function generally
maybe other teams should play better if they want to win
icelandic said he likes redheads
I've played guitar since my junior year of HS and I'm self teaching myself piano
Oilers are going to win the cup then join the union immediately after
Screen cap this post
you just wait. My sharkies will go b2b in 6 years
luv this artsy-fartsy nigga
youtube.com
would you a midge?
?list=OLAK5uy_kJm5n6vuHyiHfHq9bz88sTjNce5bCwn1I
Get the fuck out.
Chiefs vs 49ers/Eagles in the super bowl next year too
France will probably win the world cup again
its over for sports
my 9ies will be lucky to make the wild card nigga, it is SO over
itt: we post girls with cocks
Tell me about Placer county California
If she looked like that and really wanted it yeah but I'd make it clear that I'm not interested in a relationship with her so as to not hurt her feelings
her face is ugly
saaaaaaar....
Why did he not fall and get crushed, or had his body mangled by a light pole.
This is the first Indian train gif I've seen on this site in over 4 years that doesn't end in someone's death.
he kinda looks like peter dinklage
it's heartbreaking isn't it?
this midgey tryna be a whoreski
dead general
dead website
dead internet
dead society
I wonder what Australians think of Outback Steakhouse
muh studious jeets
weird...I wonder what happened there...and why it's happening again...
being an intellectual is tiring
Jeeter Dinklage?
the year is 2025, sister
i'm the mothman
No is no. Just stop get some help?
welcome to my poo poo castle
English q: If you're going to the beach or something, and you want to ask someone if they want to come along, how would you phrase it? Just "Are you coming?", or some more involved phrase?
"hey, wanna come to the beach with me?"
Finally found a mirror on YouTube, so it can embed here. Most YT copies have been jannied
youtube.com
I really got a bl8nd spot.
and you want to ask someone if they want to come along
"Do you want to go to X with me?"
you would say
"are you coming to X with me?" if you had already invited them, and they were not sure if they could go.
"Are you coming along?"
"Do you want to come?"
"Do you want to tag along?"
Yeah, that sounds pretty natural. There's a bunch of phrases related to coming along in Swedish that I always struggle to translate. It's the kind of stuff you never read either. You worry you'll write something really unidiomatic.
yes great very unhelpful though
Follow-up: If it starts with "We're going to the beach, <question if someone wants to come along>", how would you put it?
This nigga is not looking so well.
If you are asking someone for the first time, you might say something like:
Would you like to come to the beach with me?
I’m thinking of going to the beach. Would you like to join me?
Those phrasings are quite formal, and not really how people talk in casual speech THOUGH
The phrase “are you coming” is more applicable to scenarios like if you already asked, but they haven’t decided, or if they already agreed to come, but did not show up (maybe you’re checking whether they’re just running late, or will not be showing up at all).
"Do you want to come with us?"
is this right??????
penis
noo you have to be subject to mutually assured destruction noo you can't just be safe while we are nuke-able nooo
:DDD
In Canada we usually say:
"hey i'm going to a public beach, wanna come along and step on a Hepatitis needle or a dirty diaper or some raw AIDS shit from one of the 1,500 indians that will be there screaming and throwing garbage all over the place?"
benus :DDDD
Remember when Ronald Reagan tried to do the Golden Dome thing back in the eighties and called it "Star Wars"?
Works, just wonder if a native would put it like that. Does "Wanna join us?" work? Or is something with "come" better?
kanada is a magical place
id love to have sex with someone from russia or ukraine
That has "come" in it, so nice data point besides the HIV.
"Do you want to join in?"
"Do you want to tag along?"
Just wondering if that sounds stilted. I want to the raw, everyday version.
nobody says this
remember when ronald reagan sent AA technology and heavy weaponry to al qaeda?
There are loads of ways to express this in English.
We’re going to the beach:
do you want to come
want to join us
want to tag along
want to come with
want to link up (sneed it or keep it)
would you like to accompany us
want to join in
would you like to attend
want to hang out with us
want to go together
etc
brazilians are awful at English. we had a brazilian exchange student and he'd be talking about a pair or shorts and he'd always say "short" and nobody knew what he was on about 90% of the time
You could also say, "COME!!!! COME NOW!!!!!!!! COME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
would you ever get plastic surgery?
.
i wish i had an interaction like this but i don't have any friends or a girl
/cum/ /cum/ my lady
you're my butterfly
sugah
baby
youtube.com
Yeah, think "come" might be the subtle thing (to a Swedish brain anyway) that's most common. "Come with" is super Swedish btw, though I'd say "hang with", but that's Swedish slang. Wonder if it's regional in English.
shittingdicknipples
"you going with us?"
you're accusing me of being awful at english
115/120 on the toefl
I don’t think so. Too many people who go down the plastic surgery rabbit hole seem to wind up bogged, like they get addicted.
My mom tells me how the JAPs in her high school would get their beaks fixed as a bat mitzvah present. "JAP" in this instance is an acronym for "Jewish American Princess."
Just "Are you coming?",
im on nofap, you dullard
Fucking stories. Bowel Crystal.
Int still has no response to this!
youtu.be
im sheepy
For some reason my social science teacher told our entire class that multiple asian people in our school had eye surgery to make themselves look more white
This plays in my head every time I bring my snub nose to the range
youtu.be
my response to this is to use lowercase in every new post i make
That's a new one. Guessing it's more colloquial.
id love to own this teebeeaych
wat
Don't mind him, he has schizophrenia.
Japan and Chicago just collabed
It'd be incredibly easy to key this.
wind up bogged
whatever in the world this means, i don’t fucking understand canadian english
You are new to this site, it seems
cubs
Unlike in Canada we are allowed to shoot the people who destroy our property here
“Come with” is quite informal in English, but it’s common enough. That sort of structure is a bit of a rarity as well. I assume its origin is an abbreviation of “come with us,” but people generally don’t clip words like “us” or “me” from the end in other phrases; I don’t think I’ve ever heard “hang with,” ending the sentence with “with” before, and it would sound a bit strange to native speakers.
Does "We're going to the beach, wanna come with us?" sound like something a native would say?
You'd get in trouble for shooting someone just for keying your car
Okay since we're going to bring this up when was the last time the Brewers won a world series I'll wait....
It's not colloquial, it's casual. There's no need to include a reference to the beach in the sentence, it's implied by earlier discussion that you, the speaker, are going. This is how Americans speak, they mention what they are doing that day, then the invitation is extended by "checking" with the person to see if they are also going with them, with implied language that they have assumed you are going, but in reality this is a question that can answer yes or no to.
Yes
whatd be the point of someone trying to steal an old ass car?
I'd do it when you weren't around, obviously. The intelligence of an average American, everyone.
before 2016, the ottoman empire was still standing the last time the cubs won a WS
I live in Texas it was on my property. I am literally absolved.
Yeah, stood out because it felt more Swedish than English.
Thank you. Think I'm starting to see how this stuff works now.
I would add a "do you" in there. And "wanna" to "want to" as Americans often more carefully enunciate such phrases when confirming plans.
“Bogged” is a verb that means getting your face totally fucked up by plastic surgery, basically to the extent of resembling an alien or something. It’s an abbreviation of the name of the Bogdanoff Twins (pic related)
megabased
keying is not stealing it's vandalizing out of jealousy and impotent rage
Their most recent world series was literally in 2016, if you thought the Ottoman empire was still around in 2016 you are literally retarded
you...dont know how to read, do you?
We call the restroom the "washroom" in Canada. Additionally, we sometimes use the terms "bathroom," "toilet," and "can."
Some of you guys are really stupid
Maketh sense. Thanks.
you're the actual retard
keying is not stealing it's vandalizing out of jealousy and impotent rage
oh wtf. why would you do that and you can attack someone for that
Per your own statement
the ottoman empire was still standing the last time the cubs won a WS
Very nice digits brother.
what words come before "the ottoman empire"?
This is grammatically correct, but for some reason for which I can't explain why, I feel like it's wrong
He gotta go to the fucking trial. French pussy wide open.
Checked
I've noticed quite a lot more Americans refer to a home bathroom as a restroom these days, or eve more crudely as just "the toilet".
I agree with this poster You’re fine using it in spoken English, but I’d be careful about writing out things like “wanna.” I’ve noticed that a lot of ESLs seem to get overly enthusiastic about the writing informal speech as a way to seem more like a native speaker, but they’ll use these things in a way that native speakers usually do not. Especially Metropolitan French ESLs, for whatever reason.
Damn, you guys, we’re going to have to retake the English portion of the SATs—we’re cooked! Fuck a duck!!!
OH MY GOSH GUYS!!!! GUYS!!!!!!!!!
THEY FINALLY UPLOADED HIS ONLY FANS TO COOMER!!!!!
YAY LETS GO!!!
Per the way you wrote your sentence, it would imply that that was in fact in reference to the Brewers rather than the Cubs
yall be some stupids
bro, stop doubling down, we get you cant read
Wow, this one was terrible, man—what a gaffe! Jesus christ!
necesito cagar
Okay now you are just seething cause I'm right.
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Yeah, wouldn't write it all the time normally. Think I was trying to imitate speech. Might be that I speak a pretty rube dialect of Swedish too, so I relate to sloppiness.