/brit/

on the cans

newsflash incel
not everyone watches youtube on their incel pc

newsflash boomer
adblock plugin works on phone too

pepsi max i hope

you can block ads on your telephone too

Nigga.... do you know who I am?

What?

Last time I had it activated my ads were 20mins and unskippable

The dire wolf.

mmhmm she drain di batondem

incel android users
and you can't block them on tv

can we really be sure of anything?
that's the question isn't it lads

Any Sensitive Young Men with a Heydrichist iron heart in?

you watch tv?

I found it in Italy.

the ads on it now are absolutely demonic
everyone working at youtube need to be severely severely punished

Fucking Amazon delivering at 7.40am woke me up cunts

Rip Fares.

Not in the app you can't.

mmhmm bet the katies are getting dropped off in stolen range rovers

The psychic damage done by this is going to lead to a world war. Everyone's seething in their house and you can't leave your house even due to the virus. Cable? Don't have it. Never had it. Get rid of it. Read? Read what? Money? I got all the money in the world man.

I saw one for a supposed robot dog that was clearly AI

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I probably wouldn't say boo to a goose

There is something you need to know. I will need a map next time.

Grey
Wet

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rorke's nan

Accuracy 100%

Read that?

I say I love you to a goose

been learning poker

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nibba playin candy crush on he phone i'm dying

looks nice and green

How much for the cute of age bong boy?

Fuck the TA.

had two poos already

how is your mum doing anyway

alri Emma

Give Ireland back to the Irish

I will fucking take it.

WILLY DOODLE DOOO!!!!!

My childhood

Roland Plump

Continue the lore.

craving horseradish

What did you want?

:(
I'm sorry

I will grab your ears.

Come down to Joe Dick Cadillac where we openly fuck you in front of everybody in the showroom because we are freaky like that!

yeah it's nice you ever eat them there wasabi peas?

Full French.

never heard of this combo
it's shit how we don't have horseradish sauce here, impossible to find. in the states they had it everywhere

Cant stop won’t stop

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cherry bakewell down the gullet

Her pussy.

Literally what does this mean

Do you know what the crown estate is

Fuck all.

Jim will fix this thread.

I will grab the monkey.

Yanks go home

reading it the second time i can see why it sounds like gibberish

Absolutely not and fuck you for asking

Jim here

I am Fares, a full Frenchman.

Just mean that’s all you are is mean

it's a snack of fried crunchy peas coated in a salty horseradish mixture which when chewed shoots up into your nose for an enjoyable brief moment of pain
very good

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we have to pay to go into wales but they don't have to pay to come into england how is that fair?

PENG MUNCH

Having a morning coffee to loosen by bowels so I can take a huge stinky brown American on the bog before I shower and toil.

Oh so they are like your Mexico?

Is it grammatically correct?

can't imagine how good it must feel to ram her

Simple solution stay in England tyvm

Me dog shat itself and died, it was a bit of Liz innit

How do you wash your penis

literally everyone that travels of that bridge returns at some point so it just saves on queues

consider suicide

Peel back the skin and let someone blow you

oh damn gurl u making mah toes curl!!

Sharmot.

the welsh have voted to change the capital of the united kingdom to cardiff, another soaring victory for the welsh people! Cymru am byth!

When i was a kid and uncircumcised peeling back the skin was painfull

I pull the foreskin back, rub it with soap or shower gel, then spray it with the shadow head on the right setting

mad asl x

What?

Why would anyone want that

shadow head

Just did my first but feel a 2nd brewing already

The devil of izabel..

Well when you're a kid it's not meant to come back /thread

That's too much.

incel freak

The tolls on the severn bridges got removed like a decade ago boomer

scotts and welsh nationalism is the most subversive woke nonsense literally akin to blm shite

do not be so rough and harsh with yourself please

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Been saying this for the past thousand years mate

You know what's too much? Russia and Ukraine. Yeah! I said it!

Still don't get it.

You will not steal my foreskin to replace what they took from you

Don’t cry gammon

Why god has given me perfect teeth to cut a literal neck with it? Behead the pagans?

feel like going to a museum

bet the yardie goons are showering

this world is controlled by unimaginably evil forces

Metal Strasse

BASED
FUCK NIGLES

I feel like driving to one of those absolute shitholes you hear about on the internet or the news, like Rotherham, to see what it's actually like.

anglos and ethnics should be banned from wales

I don't want her.

I don't want to steal your foreskin and I never had a foreskin to take so
anyway
I just want you to be gentle with your willy

Anglos first

bit early for people who don't work

into the volcano
I agree

only famous welsh people are actors and such
a welshman has never contributed anything meaningful

it's going to be fine

Berserker

Stomach is cramping

Just fucked the absolute daylights out of a girl that looked like Charli xcx. Gave her a fake name and came inside with the condom broke

dylan thomas?

What??

stay goated

What’s your problem? You’re not English you’ve got no reason to be like this

The dire wolf. Slowboy

shalom

only good thing about wales is cardiff on the night out, so many peng girls it's unbelievable
most are english students thoughbeit

I got shagged up the arse by a colombian twink once. He was like 5'5 and half my weight

Fucking niggers by Danish writing.

Cardiff is England

blair ruined britain

even if you live in an average city in this country swarming with thirdies, it is still a massive shock to the system when you go to a true shithole like rotherham or birmingham
absolutely vile

i was hoping to get some examples
what's wrong, is banter not native to wales, an anglo introduction perhaps?

stay in england then

need to have a look at some big tits

born in kentucky

i am. went to cardiff for uni only.

Just try. Where's the Canadian?

wish the postal service would standardise delivering post really early in the morning or in the early evening when people other than neets will actually be home to sign for stuff

Don’t back track you weren’t asking a question you were making a statement. Why don’t you answer my question

you can suck anglo cock until the cows come home, they'll never accept you mate
p.s you're a mutt and not an anglo just in case you were labouring under that illusion

MATE
shut the fuck up

I will answer you in the porn industry.

Had to stop in Slough Asda once for a piss on a long drive.
Think I was the only white person in the shop

i like the yank

don't worry laddies, king arthur will come back any day and restore wales to it's rightful primacy

Where's the Aussie?

^3^

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DTFIA

<3

he was talking about me numbnuts

HE'S MINE
BACK OFF

Germany is kind of like that person that you're playing with online that says they're the greatest player ever and they proceed to lose the match for the whole team

soles > toes

Mums being a real bitch this morning

Punch her mate. Tell her respect is earned

get her shagged

did a massive thick and hard poo earlier and now my bumhole feels slack and is releasing farts with little to no conscious input from yours truly

Yeah that's nice and all but there's a very real possibility that Emma Watson is squirting diarrhea into a toilet bowl as we speak.

Citizens of Great Britain continue to feel more kinship to their tribal groups than to any sort of British identity, the principal three being the English, the Scottish, and the Welsh

Drink a vb

That's how my arsehole feels after a good shagging tbf

you're a worse poster than heathermong, and that's saying something. seek help

Scotland really punched above their weight in the 1700 / 1800s with he amount of scientists and engineers they produced.. wonder why that was and how they've totally gone to shit now

Because British = English

In slough for toil and honestly it's nicer than where I'm from

remember when scotland almost left the uk

Now that the dust has settled were we right about leaving

stomp clap HEY

Feel like a wank but need to save my cum for the bf tomorrow

yeah and i wish they fucking had and i wish wales and northern ireland would fuck off too theyre foreign to me

You’re a good man, please keep advocating this among your English friends

"British identity" is a meme for ethnics and wogs

t. lives on the english-scottish border

Imagine still living at home past the age of 22? Must eat away at a man knowing how hard they've failed in life

northern ireland should just rejoin ireland desu. i know there are people there who want to be british but they should just come over here.

yeah

And Northern Irishers

Rent isn’t £300 anymore unc

Girls are starting to take interest at me at the ripe age of 28
What gives?

Wherever I live is always home.

rupert sheldrake uploaded a video seventeen hours ago

LOVE working from home
boozing as we speak and i have a 9 am meeting with the peng marketing people
shall be spaffing under my desk as i stare at them on teams

blessing from up above?

prod bastard mongs, indeed

There's no cock like horse cock

nutjob got recked by daniel dennet in like 1986 and he never recovered

oh fuck off

remember when aisha had her irish/ira LARP phase?

grow up
touch grass

Who?

Let me touch your grass cutie

Are British kids taught to feel guilty about the empire in school

and though you shot some people down you're still a good man albert brown

newfag
the one that broke 190

Ireland does belong to the Irish. Northern Ireland though, that currently belongs to the UK, but maybe one day they will vote to join Ireland.

he had this entire theory of resonance that apparently explains how pigeons can find their way back home under any circumstances

Drinking at 9am seems like a terrible idea but you do you

Who?

i went to school in the 80s so we never really got guilt tripped

we aren't taught about the empire at all

you do you

REDDITOR ALERT

ive looked into this one before to see why they hadnt already theres like 2 million people over there, half of them are descended from catholic natives and half of them are descended from protestant planters from scotland and northern england

it seems to be a hard sell getting the prods to give up and assimilate with the native culture. the region is also poorer and more workshy than the rest of the uk, but we pay for it for some reason even though we pulled out on rhodesia.

I mean it must be surreal to live in a former empire and see that weaponised against you really

In History we spent far too much time on Rosa Parks and the history of slavery & immigration in America.
Only time the Empire was mentioned outside of a bit of WW1 was when it was the Liberal Reform days, Suffragettes etc.

morphic resonance
it's just an idea of what could be at work behind otherwise unexplained phenomena

weaponised against you really

in what way?

northern ireland should just rejoin ireland desu

this has got to be the best example of someone giving you an idea on something they know literally nothing about
mate like the first fucking thing you'd find if you spend 30 seconds reading about ireland is how a reunion will never happen

not really mate

they jump out of the bushes and go "ooga booga booga"

It’s so freaking surreal dude !

empires are evil

Yeah mental how much time is spent on American civil rights

yes that's it, but it's a non-theory. if we can't explain something it's either too difficult a problem or we just have found the right answer.
2000 years ago people had weird ideas about the stars and atoms simply because they didn't have the tools to investigate them.
things like morphic resonance are just a lazy way to deal with not knowing something.

yeah why did your ancestors go along with all that

dunno. i'll just phone them and ask them shall I?

vampires are evil

They didn’t have a choice

He proposed the concept of morphic resonance,[2][3] a conjecture that lacks mainstream acceptance and has been widely criticized as pseudoscience

Are you crying??

king charles said he was descended from vlad the impaler aka dracula

On the cusp of filtering America. These fat cunts bring absolutely fuck all to the thread.

Time for History class

We're watching Once Upon a Time in America, The Pianist, some bits of Forrest Gump, In the Heat of the Night, and Remember the Titans (for some reason)

most obsessed faggot award

nah they're really funny. one yank here is basically a comedian.

Load of people don't even realise that segregation type shit didn't happen here at all. The youth is fully yankified

How so?

Americans who come here and ask questions are the absolute fucking worst.

A comedian has had one of his gigs cancelled after sparking outrage over a "horrific" comment he made following the Liverpool FC parade crash - which left more than 60 people injured. Andrew Lawrence triggered a social media backlash after he took to X (formerly Twitter) at 2.33pm yesterday and said: "To be fair, if I was in Liverpool, I'd drive through crowds of people to get the f*** out of there as well."

Hillsborough Survivors Support Alliance CIC added: "A comedian really? You're an embarrassment to the profession." X user HLTCO said: "'Comedian' is doing some outrageously heavy lifting in that bio."

what's menthol is that in school they teach about slavery but ONLY black slaves being whipped
not the other 99% of slavery
yes black slavery accounts for only 1% of the total slavery

AND TO TOP IT OFF they completely forget to mention that most black slave owners WERE JEWISH

right well that's a blokes bumhole

Bridgerton was real, rorke

Hillsborough Survivors Support Alliance CIC

Rorke principle.

fwuuaark would you tap dat?

they're website lmao

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Mental how this applies to all celts

Get the brits out sounds like a sensible policy until you realise that it would actually involve rounding up a million people and shipping them to scotland. Not that any of this will matter in 50 years time anyway.

that famous scouse sense of humour at play again

they're website

new england americans are alright they're different than western and southerners

dude it’s so freaking surreal!

Dance.

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

i really hope this guy fucks off once and for good

Dose.

never met an american in real life i didnt like

most black slave owners WERE JEWISH

I doubt that's true. In the US for example, when slavery was legal, I don't think the US had many Jews. Most owners of black slaves would have been white people, likely descended from the English, or in some cases Scots and Irish.

rorke sitting at the front of the school bus they call him rorka parks

valorant is japanese tinder

I asked for help and they gave me not a Vagina.

you sound really smart

the ones who captured and sold the slaves in africa were either africans or jews

Use your fingers, please?

Who does this?

Anya taylor-joy to be perfectly honest with you lads

i am content with admitting my own ignorance unlike people who need everything explained at any cost even with theories that cannot predict anything and are thus useless

There's something of a filter to any American you meet outside of this country, none of our absolute filth would travel to Britain

The truth is I am god, boy.

Germany ex Spanish. Wym? Aahahahaha.

Truth hurts, eh?

Yes. Most Americans that come here are rich educated intellectual types that want to visit Europe because art and museums and shit.

The Egyptian is inbred, he admitted it in /cum/

Ok?

yeah thinking about things and having creative thoughts about the way things might work is useless that's true you're so insightful

So it seems to have impaired your cognitive functioning

UK is not a safe country
Lots of crimes such as murder and stabbing in their major cities caused by africans and asians

Wym?

yeah i agree with that
yeah good post

he's done you, you fat mong. pipe down

rorkes absolutely fewming

Ok?

what does it mean when someone 'makes' indecent images of children? are they literally taking the pictures themselves? or does it mean using photoshop or ai or something

The highest murder rates in Britain are in Glasgow and Belfast, and both are lower than any large yank city

Good.

How many Jews were in Africa in those days?

Julius Ceaser.

Ok?

you're simply retarded, i don't even know why i bother replying to morons like you.

creative thoughts about the way things might work

a creative theory explains something that is initially complicated. like relativity explaining time dilation, and from that you can infer or predict. sheldrake isn't creative, it's bunk that only idiots like you are impressed by.
i know you won't actually discuss the topic since all you can post is "oh, fuck off" and "you sound really smart" which translates to "i am mad i don't actually have a defence"

bizarre

Pussy torture. I wish my dad's Irish.

London has more violent crime than new York city

Gallia. The Aryan Horse.

Will be drinking tonight.

I'm off toil, you see.

Behold the truth!

rainberg wasn't forecast for today yet it continues to fall
just not on is it

ask Adam he'll know

The snail principle..

I don't need a defense because I'm not so desperately insecure like you seem to be :)

I can't drive a car.

1860

rorke mate...

Ctrl+F

"jew"

Phrase not found

Norman.

Get out of Europe you pig

French on Spanish.

Insecticide.

Firstly that doesn't look like a reputable website. Secondly:

Ctrl+F

"jew"

Phrase not found