bathing edition
/brit/
on the cans
newsflash incel
not everyone watches youtube on their incel pc
newsflash boomer
adblock plugin works on phone too
pepsi max i hope
you can block ads on your telephone too
Nigga.... do you know who I am?
What?
Last time I had it activated my ads were 20mins and unskippable
The dire wolf.
mmhmm she drain di batondem
incel android users
and you can't block them on tv
can we really be sure of anything?
that's the question isn't it lads
Any Sensitive Young Men with a Heydrichist iron heart in?
you watch tv?
I found it in Italy.
the ads on it now are absolutely demonic
everyone working at youtube need to be severely severely punished
Fucking Amazon delivering at 7.40am woke me up cunts
Rip Fares.
Not in the app you can't.
mmhmm bet the katies are getting dropped off in stolen range rovers
The psychic damage done by this is going to lead to a world war. Everyone's seething in their house and you can't leave your house even due to the virus. Cable? Don't have it. Never had it. Get rid of it. Read? Read what? Money? I got all the money in the world man.
I saw one for a supposed robot dog that was clearly AI
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I probably wouldn't say boo to a goose
There is something you need to know. I will need a map next time.
Grey
Wet
rorke's nan
Accuracy 100%
Read that?
I say I love you to a goose
been learning poker
nibba playin candy crush on he phone i'm dying
looks nice and green
How much for the cute of age bong boy?
Fuck the TA.
had two poos already
how is your mum doing anyway
alri Emma
Give Ireland back to the Irish
I will fucking take it.
WILLY DOODLE DOOO!!!!!
My childhood
Roland Plump
Continue the lore.
craving horseradish
What did you want?
:(
I'm sorry
I will grab your ears.
Come down to Joe Dick Cadillac where we openly fuck you in front of everybody in the showroom because we are freaky like that!
yeah it's nice you ever eat them there wasabi peas?
Full French.
never heard of this combo
it's shit how we don't have horseradish sauce here, impossible to find. in the states they had it everywhere
Cant stop won’t stop
cherry bakewell down the gullet
Her pussy.
Literally what does this mean
Do you know what the crown estate is
Fuck all.
Jim will fix this thread.
I will grab the monkey.
Yanks go home
reading it the second time i can see why it sounds like gibberish
Absolutely not and fuck you for asking
Jim here
I am Fares, a full Frenchman.
Just mean that’s all you are is mean
it's a snack of fried crunchy peas coated in a salty horseradish mixture which when chewed shoots up into your nose for an enjoyable brief moment of pain
very good
we have to pay to go into wales but they don't have to pay to come into england how is that fair?
PENG MUNCH
Having a morning coffee to loosen by bowels so I can take a huge stinky brown American on the bog before I shower and toil.
Oh so they are like your Mexico?
Is it grammatically correct?
can't imagine how good it must feel to ram her
Simple solution stay in England tyvm
Me dog shat itself and died, it was a bit of Liz innit
How do you wash your penis
literally everyone that travels of that bridge returns at some point so it just saves on queues
consider suicide
Peel back the skin and let someone blow you
oh damn gurl u making mah toes curl!!
Sharmot.
the welsh have voted to change the capital of the united kingdom to cardiff, another soaring victory for the welsh people! Cymru am byth!
When i was a kid and uncircumcised peeling back the skin was painfull
I pull the foreskin back, rub it with soap or shower gel, then spray it with the shadow head on the right setting
mad asl x
What?
Why would anyone want that
shadow head
Just did my first but feel a 2nd brewing already
The devil of izabel..
Well when you're a kid it's not meant to come back /thread
That's too much.
incel freak
The tolls on the severn bridges got removed like a decade ago boomer
scotts and welsh nationalism is the most subversive woke nonsense literally akin to blm shite
do not be so rough and harsh with yourself please
Imagine the farts.
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Been saying this for the past thousand years mate
You know what's too much? Russia and Ukraine. Yeah! I said it!
Still don't get it.
You will not steal my foreskin to replace what they took from you
Don’t cry gammon
Why god has given me perfect teeth to cut a literal neck with it? Behead the pagans?
feel like going to a museum
bet the yardie goons are showering
this world is controlled by unimaginably evil forces
Metal Strasse
BASED
FUCK NIGLES
Brit still has no response to this
youtu.be
I feel like driving to one of those absolute shitholes you hear about on the internet or the news, like Rotherham, to see what it's actually like.
anglos and ethnics should be banned from wales
I don't want her.
I don't want to steal your foreskin and I never had a foreskin to take so
anyway
I just want you to be gentle with your willy
Anglos first
bit early for people who don't work
into the volcano
I agree
only famous welsh people are actors and such
a welshman has never contributed anything meaningful
it's going to be fine
Berserker
Stomach is cramping
Just fucked the absolute daylights out of a girl that looked like Charli xcx. Gave her a fake name and came inside with the condom broke
dylan thomas?
What??
stay goated
What’s your problem? You’re not English you’ve got no reason to be like this
The dire wolf. Slowboy
shalom
only good thing about wales is cardiff on the night out, so many peng girls it's unbelievable
most are english students thoughbeit
I got shagged up the arse by a colombian twink once. He was like 5'5 and half my weight
uhh, forgetting someone?
Fucking niggers by Danish writing.
Cardiff is England
blair ruined britain
even if you live in an average city in this country swarming with thirdies, it is still a massive shock to the system when you go to a true shithole like rotherham or birmingham
absolutely vile
i was hoping to get some examples
what's wrong, is banter not native to wales, an anglo introduction perhaps?
stay in england then
need to have a look at some big tits
born in kentucky
i am. went to cardiff for uni only.
Just try. Where's the Canadian?
wish the postal service would standardise delivering post really early in the morning or in the early evening when people other than neets will actually be home to sign for stuff
Don’t back track you weren’t asking a question you were making a statement. Why don’t you answer my question
you can suck anglo cock until the cows come home, they'll never accept you mate
p.s you're a mutt and not an anglo just in case you were labouring under that illusion
MATE
shut the fuck up
I will answer you in the porn industry.
Had to stop in Slough Asda once for a piss on a long drive.
Think I was the only white person in the shop
i like the yank
don't worry laddies, king arthur will come back any day and restore wales to it's rightful primacy
Where's the Aussie?
^3^
DTFIA
<3
he was talking about me numbnuts
HE'S MINE
BACK OFF
Germany is kind of like that person that you're playing with online that says they're the greatest player ever and they proceed to lose the match for the whole team
soles > toes
Mums being a real bitch this morning
Punch her mate. Tell her respect is earned
get her shagged
did a massive thick and hard poo earlier and now my bumhole feels slack and is releasing farts with little to no conscious input from yours truly
Yeah that's nice and all but there's a very real possibility that Emma Watson is squirting diarrhea into a toilet bowl as we speak.
Citizens of Great Britain continue to feel more kinship to their tribal groups than to any sort of British identity, the principal three being the English, the Scottish, and the Welsh
Drink a vb
That's how my arsehole feels after a good shagging tbf
you're a worse poster than heathermong, and that's saying something. seek help
Scotland really punched above their weight in the 1700 / 1800s with he amount of scientists and engineers they produced.. wonder why that was and how they've totally gone to shit now
Because British = English
In slough for toil and honestly it's nicer than where I'm from
remember when scotland almost left the uk
Now that the dust has settled were we right about leaving
stomp clap HEY
Feel like a wank but need to save my cum for the bf tomorrow
yeah and i wish they fucking had and i wish wales and northern ireland would fuck off too theyre foreign to me
You’re a good man, please keep advocating this among your English friends
"British identity" is a meme for ethnics and wogs
t. lives on the english-scottish border
Imagine still living at home past the age of 22? Must eat away at a man knowing how hard they've failed in life
northern ireland should just rejoin ireland desu. i know there are people there who want to be british but they should just come over here.
yeah
And Northern Irishers
Rent isn’t £300 anymore unc
Girls are starting to take interest at me at the ripe age of 28
What gives?
Wherever I live is always home.
rupert sheldrake uploaded a video seventeen hours ago
LOVE working from home
boozing as we speak and i have a 9 am meeting with the peng marketing people
shall be spaffing under my desk as i stare at them on teams
blessing from up above?
prod bastard mongs, indeed
There's no cock like horse cock
nutjob got recked by daniel dennet in like 1986 and he never recovered
oh fuck off
remember when aisha had her irish/ira LARP phase?
grow up
touch grass
Who?
Let me touch your grass cutie
Are British kids taught to feel guilty about the empire in school
and though you shot some people down you're still a good man albert brown
newfag
the one that broke 190
Ireland does belong to the Irish. Northern Ireland though, that currently belongs to the UK, but maybe one day they will vote to join Ireland.
he had this entire theory of resonance that apparently explains how pigeons can find their way back home under any circumstances
Drinking at 9am seems like a terrible idea but you do you
Who?
i went to school in the 80s so we never really got guilt tripped
we aren't taught about the empire at all
you do you
REDDITOR ALERT
ive looked into this one before to see why they hadnt already theres like 2 million people over there, half of them are descended from catholic natives and half of them are descended from protestant planters from scotland and northern england
it seems to be a hard sell getting the prods to give up and assimilate with the native culture. the region is also poorer and more workshy than the rest of the uk, but we pay for it for some reason even though we pulled out on rhodesia.
I mean it must be surreal to live in a former empire and see that weaponised against you really
In History we spent far too much time on Rosa Parks and the history of slavery & immigration in America.
Only time the Empire was mentioned outside of a bit of WW1 was when it was the Liberal Reform days, Suffragettes etc.
morphic resonance
it's just an idea of what could be at work behind otherwise unexplained phenomena
weaponised against you really
in what way?
northern ireland should just rejoin ireland desu
this has got to be the best example of someone giving you an idea on something they know literally nothing about
mate like the first fucking thing you'd find if you spend 30 seconds reading about ireland is how a reunion will never happen
not really mate
they jump out of the bushes and go "ooga booga booga"
It’s so freaking surreal dude !
empires are evil
Yeah mental how much time is spent on American civil rights
yes that's it, but it's a non-theory. if we can't explain something it's either too difficult a problem or we just have found the right answer.
2000 years ago people had weird ideas about the stars and atoms simply because they didn't have the tools to investigate them.
things like morphic resonance are just a lazy way to deal with not knowing something.
yeah why did your ancestors go along with all that
dunno. i'll just phone them and ask them shall I?
vampires are evil
They didn’t have a choice
He proposed the concept of morphic resonance,[2][3] a conjecture that lacks mainstream acceptance and has been widely criticized as pseudoscience
Are you crying??
king charles said he was descended from vlad the impaler aka dracula
On the cusp of filtering America. These fat cunts bring absolutely fuck all to the thread.
Time for History class
We're watching Once Upon a Time in America, The Pianist, some bits of Forrest Gump, In the Heat of the Night, and Remember the Titans (for some reason)
most obsessed faggot award
nah they're really funny. one yank here is basically a comedian.
Load of people don't even realise that segregation type shit didn't happen here at all. The youth is fully yankified
How so?
Americans who come here and ask questions are the absolute fucking worst.
A comedian has had one of his gigs cancelled after sparking outrage over a "horrific" comment he made following the Liverpool FC parade crash - which left more than 60 people injured. Andrew Lawrence triggered a social media backlash after he took to X (formerly Twitter) at 2.33pm yesterday and said: "To be fair, if I was in Liverpool, I'd drive through crowds of people to get the f*** out of there as well."
Hillsborough Survivors Support Alliance CIC added: "A comedian really? You're an embarrassment to the profession." X user HLTCO said: "'Comedian' is doing some outrageously heavy lifting in that bio."
what's menthol is that in school they teach about slavery but ONLY black slaves being whipped
not the other 99% of slavery
yes black slavery accounts for only 1% of the total slavery
AND TO TOP IT OFF they completely forget to mention that most black slave owners WERE JEWISH
right well that's a blokes bumhole
Bridgerton was real, rorke
Hillsborough Survivors Support Alliance CIC
Rorke principle.
fwuuaark would you tap dat?
they're website lmao
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Mental how this applies to all celts
Get the brits out sounds like a sensible policy until you realise that it would actually involve rounding up a million people and shipping them to scotland. Not that any of this will matter in 50 years time anyway.
that famous scouse sense of humour at play again
they're website
new england americans are alright they're different than western and southerners
dude it’s so freaking surreal!
Dance.
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
i really hope this guy fucks off once and for good
Dose.
never met an american in real life i didnt like
most black slave owners WERE JEWISH
I doubt that's true. In the US for example, when slavery was legal, I don't think the US had many Jews. Most owners of black slaves would have been white people, likely descended from the English, or in some cases Scots and Irish.
rorke sitting at the front of the school bus they call him rorka parks
valorant is japanese tinder
I asked for help and they gave me not a Vagina.
you sound really smart
the ones who captured and sold the slaves in africa were either africans or jews
Use your fingers, please?
Who does this?
Anya taylor-joy to be perfectly honest with you lads
i am content with admitting my own ignorance unlike people who need everything explained at any cost even with theories that cannot predict anything and are thus useless
There's something of a filter to any American you meet outside of this country, none of our absolute filth would travel to Britain
The truth is I am god, boy.
Germany ex Spanish. Wym? Aahahahaha.
Truth hurts, eh?
Yes. Most Americans that come here are rich educated intellectual types that want to visit Europe because art and museums and shit.
The Egyptian is inbred, he admitted it in /cum/
Ok?
yeah thinking about things and having creative thoughts about the way things might work is useless that's true you're so insightful
So it seems to have impaired your cognitive functioning
UK is not a safe country
Lots of crimes such as murder and stabbing in their major cities caused by africans and asians
Wym?
yeah i agree with that
yeah good post
he's done you, you fat mong. pipe down
rorkes absolutely fewming
Ok?
what does it mean when someone 'makes' indecent images of children? are they literally taking the pictures themselves? or does it mean using photoshop or ai or something
The highest murder rates in Britain are in Glasgow and Belfast, and both are lower than any large yank city
Good.
How many Jews were in Africa in those days?
Julius Ceaser.
Ok?
you're simply retarded, i don't even know why i bother replying to morons like you.
creative thoughts about the way things might work
a creative theory explains something that is initially complicated. like relativity explaining time dilation, and from that you can infer or predict. sheldrake isn't creative, it's bunk that only idiots like you are impressed by.
i know you won't actually discuss the topic since all you can post is "oh, fuck off" and "you sound really smart" which translates to "i am mad i don't actually have a defence"
bizarre
Pussy torture. I wish my dad's Irish.
London has more violent crime than new York city
Gallia. The Aryan Horse.
Will be drinking tonight.
I'm off toil, you see.
bizarre
Behold the truth!
rainberg wasn't forecast for today yet it continues to fall
just not on is it
yes, a third of jews living in africa at that time were slave owners.
ask Adam he'll know
The snail principle..
I don't need a defense because I'm not so desperately insecure like you seem to be :)
I can't drive a car.
1860
rorke mate...
Ctrl+F
"jew"
Phrase not found
Norman.
Get out of Europe you pig
French on Spanish.
Insecticide.
Firstly that doesn't look like a reputable website. Secondly:
Ctrl+F
"jew"
Phrase not found