Drinkin' Time Edition
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
this is the real new
Checked
this youtube thumbnail went pretty hard
eating pretzels and thinking about the cake in the fridge
can female police officers write speeding tickets?
Germanish..
ktim
no they just shoot you
getting sheepy
i need to buy cake more often. must be nice having cake whenever you want it
no they just CRASH into you and KILL you
you bet your ass it is
must be nice having PUSSY whenever you want it
Pajeeta cops keep pulling me over to sexually harass me :(
Mike??????
no they just have stickers they can hand out
Should i adopt the sex life of elon and niggers where i have 20 baby mamas
On a video, bang bang the screaming red
Fuckin weedman finally answered. Apparently he'll be here within 20-25 mins (*knock on wood*). Goddamn. I made the order at like 3:30pm.
This is completely true, I would not care one bit if I never saw another one ever.
My dick smells.
I was going to say “only if you have billions of dollars,” but it doesn’t even seem to be working out for ‘lon
You’d probably need to be an S-tier warlord like Genghis to maintain an orderly large harem
Some very jeetcoded posts ITT so far.
powering down...semper cum fidelis
You’d probably need to be an S-tier warlord like Genghis to maintain an orderly large harem
Just travel across Africa or some other third world shit hole and impregnate as many as possible
Harems aren't possible in 1st world due to paternity testing
Great way to catch HIV
I guess on the plus side you’d also be spreading it there :^)
She's really not bad looking
The West has Falen…
She seems like she was probably hot and not too crazy when she was 20 albeit
Trump releases a huge swath of the Epstein files just before the midterms and then says "you all need to vote for Republicans to see the rest because it's still being processed and Democrats will try to block it like how Biden blocked the jfk files".
Midterms are a year and a half away jackass.
the left has to start preparing NOW to defeat NAZIS
And that matters why?
Is the next election gonna be the most important of our lives too??
This last one was. America failed. It's over
yes, if democrats don't gain like 3 more house seats then DEMOCRACY is DOOMED forever!
crazy how every single election is the single most important
Democrats more like Demonrats amirite
it’s called our democracy, chud
this but unironically
Fundamentalist evangelical Christians who believe the Democrats are all unequivocally evil are pretty funny. The thing is they are evil but not because they're woke pinkos but because they're Satan worshipping pedophiles (same as the Repubs).
this but inorginaclly
They are uniquely evil though, the mass immigration stuff is beyond evil.
Democrats are evil in a way that is more likely to directly deteriorate my quality of life
your early politics bore me. we need to build habitats on mars.
That Egyptian schizo is spamming /fr/ now lol
How many generals can he infest before the mods finally ban him?
why cna't it be like the old days when both sides would give each other a firm handshake no matter who won or lost
How about the Demonbrats
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he better be speaking french at least
Democrats always do that thing where they'll name a bill "end child hunger" and they'll guilt you about not caring about kids if you don't support it but then only 1% of it will be about ending hunger and the rest will be about bombing villages in Syrian or teaching Columbian trannies how to dilate
what's up with the baha'is anways
He isn't
There’s no reason to bother with this until people have already filled up the Sahara and other shitholes with settlements
Remember when that Iraqi man threw his shoes at George Bush? Good times.
anyone living there would be called a martian
Can't wait for the day when it'll be possible to shitpost on this godforsaken website from Mars.
Idée d'entreprise : rendre ce fil francophone pour que les migrants du tiers monde ne puissent ni comprendre ni participer
the 2024 one was the last straw. democracy has fallen and we as men have failed Women.
It would take 3 to 21 minutes for your Marspost to show up on Earthchan depending on the relative position of Earth and Mars due to the long distance and speed of light
We are the eggs and earth is the only basket
I love this song:
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Yeah we're fucked
*fucks you*
I will END you
Got $1,200 in the proverbial checking account
FINALLY got my fucking weed. What the fuck. The driver was a gormless looking jeet too. Holy fucking shit.
man the speed of light is so fucking slow we'll never colonize the stars. damn shame
just took 300mg
cute little titties but like damn how the fuck does this woman become a prime minister of anything? what a joke
finland is not a real country. the northern european states are all cucked and effeminate, and too small to require a real leader at the helm.
also the relative lack of immigrant makes slutty dressing safer
nooo world leaders should ve senile old men
>nooo world leaders should ve senile old men
My wife!
think of the billionaires
Early Beatles went kinda hard: youtu.be
want to goon but dogberg is napping next to me and i dont want to kick him out
Currently listening: youtu.be
I jackoff with my cat snuggled up next to me all the time.
Waiting for momberg to go to bed so I can jackoff.
KATY TRIED
I WAS HALFWAY CRUCIFIED
I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF NO TOMORROW
Really makes you think...
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
momberg almost caught me jerking off
Like that Seinfeld episode
Kind of wish I had a job but who will hire me
you know how Italian-Americans are always featured working with meat, running butchershops, hanging skinned animals up in freezers etc.
did they tell Hollywood to never say that Sicilians are cannibals and mafia victims go on the plate, and this is how they work around it?
JEWBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!