She's a bad psych edition
/brit/
I'd go to bed lads but I have to move the fucking cans
neoliberal bull logging in
Keep responding to the pedo freak I'm sure that'll help
MY LOVE HAS GOT NO MONEY
HE'S GOT HIS TROMBOLESE
theyre friends :)
It's funny to laugh at the mentally ill, lad
FREED FROM THE FIRE
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what was it?
rape
Ariana Grande's new look
The Britonic Concept
sent real betis flying
all i wanted was a pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me just a pepsi
How do i get this fat munter to stop texting me?
Already told her i’d shag her when drunk and now she won’t let up
Can’t just block either she’s local some cunt would find out
Fuck this. Actual grim life
got the astral weeks on
The Chelsea BVLL
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i can't really see how they could have disarmed him without breaking his arm or wrist
Family's fury as police officers who Tasered and pepper-sprayed 92-year-old amputee in care home are found not guilty of assault
taking shirt off in conference league final as a chelsea player
embarrassing
can i get a yeah man
get me drunk and I'll do it
go to hers
get the free cans
get the cans into you
play the blubber
leave
*sllips into your asstral plane*
YEAH MAN
aff tae bed
she did nothing wrong
THE NAME, GIVE ME THE WRETCHED NAME
I'm here for the job interview
hell yeah 8^)
horrific
....at the Bar
You're hired!
the only reason I wouldn't get a tat is that I can't think of any design I would want permanently
bum whistling in the wind
thanks for the help you alky fenian cunt
thought she had a willy coming out her bellybutton and stuffed into her pants
Why is /brit/ so fast? Why is the OP picture either the can lady or the psychologist woman?
Canlady (my wife) is reuglarly posted by me, lad
LADS I OPENED A SECOND CAN
WE'RE GONE DO IT
WE'RE GOING TO DRINK ALL THE FUCKING LOVELY CANS
or maybe just this one
tell me a fact about yourself and will will wish upon you good luck
be funny if you died
Another bump. What's that???
??? ??? ???^
i've had my fill
got the weekly slt meeting at 9am so it'll be all from me
read the gospel
Anon Babble just got switched back on
fuck off you wetwipe
it’s literally one autistic irishman obsessed with that pic
Not really, lad
Then you'd miss the cans and the chips
It's like a dog, lad
er, um, I've no willy
and den i told katy, it wont hurt
Goebbels' total war speech goes so hard.
Lots of spammers
no one care me
was he a shogun or a rome man?
*atomises you with a low-earth ion cannon*
This is a plauge for a young man like me.
utter woke nonsense
utter woke nonsense
cold aura man
Is it more than 3 (three) hours a day you look through stock images and make AI content?
The shit on shitter who shat just like I did fuck XD
wank idea: wanking over mythical creatures eg mermaids, sirens, fairies, elves etc
thats what they used to do in the 1320s
I wish I had a mivro penis.
Is that why they drew dragons and octopuses on the maps
leftypol bursting into /brit/ to stop rorke before he does a racism
go into toilet at toil early in the morning
already full of diarrhoea
who the fuck is doing shits like that so early in the morning
how is there any food in their stomachs to produce that much muck
loads of birds dress up as fantasy characters now, especially for parties
secretly dream of having some freaky sex with a girl in fantasy cosplay
Norwegian the shitter.
lol this was me when i got in at 0830 this morning
think it was the bolognese i had
been clear sailing since tonights portion so idk
corr imagine them eating each others minge
not usually into lesbian stuff but i wouldn't mind watching them
Pensioners never say thank you for all the hard work we do for them. Grumpy horrible old farts should be grateful.
fucking hell this thread and the last few have been dire
canadian nonce, cansfreak, and heathepedo editions
rorke watching viktor reznov edits to inspire him to quit porn
Have a lad, can
Sniggering niggardly
alles filteren
it's me!
surely you had a rumbly tummy before you left home
why not do you diorea muck there
you're not even good at drinking cans
Dragovich
Kravchenko
Steiner
you know you want to put an end to this corrupt evil world leftypol
whats the youngest prostitute you can legally shag?
ruby is actually quite sexy when she doesn't have her forehead out
But I can drink lads, can
good luck anon
you've had two this evening
any moo deng man in
no, woke up fine, it wouldn't come for want of trying, and i had to get myself in
so as im getting myself in, it kicks off, and i drop trou once im in and unload
anywhere in the world or just here?
got canada in the filter now
there should be no non-Whites living in any future White Homeland. Zero.
The survival of the White race should be placed above all personal considerations and interests. Any other stand on the subject cannot be taken seriously.
got everyone filtered other than the uk me
New bumble strat just dropped. Go to a place you've never been for a few hours and your likes will go through the roof. Then go back home once your elo is at an all time high
moo deng gay death
Heatherchad has done me by spamming this deranged pedo shit and getting everyone to filter Canada
yep. sad because dtfic is actually quite amiable
elo
Older.. fatterrr.. balderrr
jannys here
anywhere I suppose. but do British laws still apply to Brits abroad?
damn i missed it before janny turned up
im a gay porn fundamentalist
NEW
Any of you lads know the source?
Kys
576p probably
Hope it's warm tomorrow
The espadrilles will be on
dey hate to see a nigga win
kino alert
i'm a late bloomer`
Ate an entire baked camembert for dinner
do you lads think britain is too puritanical and prudish?
teeth? brushed
face? washed
bed? en route to
good lad
Just had the nicest shower of my life. Lot to think about
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uh oh meltyyy
thank you for your positive affirmation
it means a lot
katy? clarted
Wearing my tiny gay briefs to bed
New jockstraps arriving in the post tomorrow too
dont like wearing small pants to sleep in
dont like the constriction on my undercarriage
what's your favourite peppa pigberg character then lads
goerge
How's it evening x
the pig one
always a nude sleeper me
always will be
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What happened?
Sleep nude when sharing the bed with the bf tbf
There is literally nothing wrong with marrying a 13 year old girl.
I can't think of anything purer than a 13 year old girl's pure love for her older male partner.
She will love him for her whole life with all her heart and bear all his children with nothing hold back.
same old cock and balls story
Remembering a time when I was at a house party and the power went off so it was pitch black and I just punched a Tarq as hard as I could right in the side of the head and sent him flying into a cabinet. I then slinked away to the other side of the room. When the power came back on I joined in with everyone else like "fucking ell mate that's mental how somebody would do that" then I looked around the room with fake concern like "come on you cowardly cunt, fess up". Nobody ever found out it was me, I felt so powerful.
couldnt do this
would be getting poo particles (pooticles) on the sheets when i gas off
get them in a worse state than they currently are
I guess she was just too bad a psych
Sleeping with a fan on tonight. Will be comfy under the covers while the room is freezing. Lush status = 4 times x
know the cunt next door has stolen my parcel, going out with a hunting knife to slash his tires tonight
Curious eh
Teen girls are ideal for marriage
This is why feminists want to raise a.oc to 21 and beyond. They realize that prime teen girls OUTCOMPETE roastoids beyond measure. Teen girls are more beautiful, kinder and adopt your personality. They are the perfect wives. This is why the age gap psyop has been propagated in the zoomer social media spheres.
Teen girls literally want to cater themselves to every aspect of your personality it's insane. While a 25 year old roastoid demands you be a millionaire a cute 13 year old girl tries her BEST so that all her mannerisms are pleasing to you. It's fucking absurd and insane the chasm interacting between these age groups.
Teen girls are much more sympathetic toward flaws than roastoids. In fact they will turn flaws into points of reverence. This is what makes teen girls so great and ideal for marriage-building, and why the age-gap meme is being pushed hard on zoomers. If teen girls don't like something, roastoids hate it 10x more.
you won't do anything and nice episodic collection of blacked i'll be burning this
Started moisturising a few months back and think my skin is clearer and more supple now
Summit off about this bloke
if it was evri deliverin it, it might be in the river, sorry lad
kino
Right, lads
TWO cans
Two fucking cans
I feel ashamed but I'm off tae bed and hope I don't collapse from this
Whomst?
standing front stage at a concert and uploading insta stories going "these guys are shit" and "these suck so bad lol they are the worst" and tagging them
U not watch gogglebox lad
Wpuld anyone like to suck me off
No I'm not a troglodyte
It is officially 5x lush
was just saying this down at the BAR
Would full on kill myself if this happened to me
Are there any logical/moral arguments against attraction to 13 year old girls?
I'm really all ears. But no matter how I churn it, I can't find anything wrong with it. With having a loving beautiful relationship with a 13 year old girl.
fuck off you nonce freak
always felt i could never risk a nude sleep. my willy is simply too large. i toss and turn and cant risk is it getting caught somewhere.
I'll ask the missus if shes interested. One sec
You going to came back with a dress and wig, lad?
non-pedo thread
thanks pal
new weasley kino
officially 20x lush
aproaching lush critical mass
Doin a think
Bitch! You know I’m sexy..
“Ughh”
Don’t call just text me..
question is - lloyd grossman or dolmio?
that wasn't the part I wanted you to get mad at
She said no mate. Told me to sleep on the settee tonight as well, not sure if the two things are related
i dont give a fwak fwam
kinda mental how you are allowed to set dating apps to 18-20 and get away with it
do you know boat parlance? port and startboard and aft and poopd eck and all that?
stop getting food delivered
Got messaged by a 55 year old on grindr, I'm 28.
it was our plan to live here for life
soooo... staying for another two years shouldn't be a problem?
used to be able to search for 18 year olds specifically on grindr but they changed it
Kinda mental how dating apps are capped at 18 and prime fertile ideal 14 year olds are not allowed on there.
Ok Isa
Lot of Grindr experts in /brit/
:/
Get help
They changed citzenship requirements from 5years to 10
port is left because both are 4 letters
bow is front of the ship because when you bow you lean forward
Sometimes you’re better off dead there’s a gun in your hand and it’s pointed at your head
might treat myself to a poshie
Yeah, it's great
It's literally insane how agreeable teen girls are.
"My friend" was playing on vrchat and accidentally groomed a younger girl. "He" told me he wasn't even trying, she just kept on trying to talk to him and appeal to him. Actually mental.
swes
Freakshow
okay? they were planning on staying for life, so they should be here longer than 10 years, so whats the problem?
:/
Nigga using iPhone 4
Theyre stupid pakis
so if gays are just the same as normals, how come gays all have gayface and can be identified as gay at a glance?
cronem just finished administering a devious quicktap on 3 pm katy
How old does she look?
Youtube recommended her to me. She has a very fit body but her face underage. I guess she must be around 15 or 16 years old.
This being a false flag by spaino because the Canadian anon exposed him as a friendless freak actually makes more sense and fits with his schizo attention seeking style.
im going to die alone in bed in my evil incel smelly childhood dungeon
Can we? It's probably just moisturising tbf
sort of regret not shagging my little 5'2 gay Filipino mate back in uni
he was gagging for it
arse is arse isn't it
Why do metal fans dress so badly?
Is it meant to look tough? mate it just looks like you should be sent back to your nearest Games Workshop lmaoooo
I like some metal but really don't get metal fans, it's such a dated way of looking at enjoying music.
Would
I wish to move to Japan for this
More of a punk and hardcore lad myself
Bizarre post
Fuck are you talking about
Most metal fans just wear typical sub-normie-who-doesn't-know-how-to-dress clothes
na it's not moisturising, but yes everyone can tell a gay fella at a glance
haha timmy's crush
post a pic from a recent gig then we can judge
This is normal, healthy, and natural!
lad, i'll be honest with you. i think this is a nonce video. i think this is one of those "trick a girl into thinking you're a modelling agency and get her to do poses to the camera to show her body" that omegle got shut down for
What about this makes you think they're dressing to look tough?
it 50x lush
lush singularity approaching at 99.9% speed of light
Tyrone's crush
There's gonna be some bias here where you can tell the mincers but the other gays go by unnoticed
Mental how in the past based 28 year old Chad men married 13 year old girls.
Nope
no mate, that's not the case. nobody has ever been surprised by a gay fella coming out. not one single time in history.
have pain on my tailbone
feel like an old man grabbing my back all day
fucking gay desu
mental that people over 40 deal with this literally every single day of their lives until the sweet release of death
wash him
Might suck a knob for a larf
Wait.. im not going to be a model?
poo doge
Yhe Binble
Not going to lie though, the way she has bra on is so fucking peng.
She for adjusted her shirt to be more revealing - before your could see the arm straps over her shoulders. In that pic, you can see her full chest and shoulders.
Make no mistake - she knows what she's doing.
The Bible
why aren't our immigrants like this
Just do yoga and have good posture
Getting fucking tired of all these nonce posts
for fuck's sake rorke
PURE SATIRE
U
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S
A
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You can see from this earlier tiktok - same shirt, but with the straps on.
She deliberately took them off so she would look sexier.
What an absolute 13 year old mynx. She knows what she's doing.
Guys I'm starting to think he's being serious with this nonce stuff
Mental that we all got deported to Anon Babble earlier today and also have a little colony on Anon Babble. /brit/ was also the fastest general on the 'jak. They send these schizos and spammers here out of fear.
beady anglo eyes freak me out
bloody delish
Watch out for that spider mate
Pendulum did a new song with some screaming it's quite good
Remember them on Need For Speed Undercover
Can any anons confirm she's wearing pink panties here? Is that pink panties or am I imaging it?
So fucking hot.
No one died
Andrew Lawrence took to social media platform X posting that if he was in Liverpool, he would "drive through crowds of people to get... out of there as well".
ehhh not a great joke
Tarantula and one other good song and nothing else.
Hm hm what's going on here? Did she want to show us her slutty 13 year old pink panties? Hm hmm indeed.
mods doing fuck all while a paedo openly brags about being a paedo
but god forbid you say the n word
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You reckon you can get a gf then point her to some domme vids you like and ask her if she can bring that energy?
finally found a mayonnaise made with no rapeseed oil or other seed oil poisons yes lush af avocado oil mayo delish af thank you Dr Will
Hes getting more desperate for attention now no one responds
*oils you up and rapes you *
Think about that. She deliberately thought it through ---
She woke up that day and thought
Today I'm going to show my slutty pink panties and my slutty green bra and slutty black bra contouring my chest, mmm yes
What a little mynx
I single handedly killed /brit/ ahahahaha
I did want to kill Anon Babble cause fuck that shithole board but well this is just collateral damage o algo
Such a sad pathetic existence
working on a play called neeks and nittys set in the top boy universe
You reckon you can get a gf
Already that's impossible. The other criteria are like when they give people multiple life sentences.
Shout out to me. One of the humans of all time
This general is actually fucked.
Thats why i think its spaino
Would it not be nitties not nittys
spaino is FUCKED
Keep in mind he's doing this in at least 2 threads at once.
not in my play
Recycle thread
I WAS BANGING ON THE OPPS IN JAIL SAME WAY I WAS BANGING ON THE OPPS IN ROAD
sooo fucking peng
Shan't
DO IT AND DASH MY CLOTHES BUN THAT NIGGA MAN ANYTHING GOES
Found this one of the funnier posts of the afternoon
As a pedochad you can be sure I'm legit LOL. Other /brit/posters it depends, you need to rely on their knowledge of the lore and so on