/brit/

She's a bad psych edition

I'd go to bed lads but I have to move the fucking cans

neoliberal bull logging in

Keep responding to the pedo freak I'm sure that'll help

MY LOVE HAS GOT NO MONEY
HE'S GOT HIS TROMBOLESE

theyre friends :)

It's funny to laugh at the mentally ill, lad

FREED FROM THE FIRE

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what was it?

rape

Ariana Grande's new look

The Britonic Concept

sent real betis flying

all i wanted was a pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me just a pepsi

How do i get this fat munter to stop texting me?
Already told her i’d shag her when drunk and now she won’t let up
Can’t just block either she’s local some cunt would find out

Fuck this. Actual grim life

got the astral weeks on

The Chelsea BVLL

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i can't really see how they could have disarmed him without breaking his arm or wrist

Family's fury as police officers who Tasered and pepper-sprayed 92-year-old amputee in care home are found not guilty of assault

taking shirt off in conference league final as a chelsea player

embarrassing

can i get a yeah man

get me drunk and I'll do it

go to hers

get the free cans

get the cans into you

play the blubber

leave

*sllips into your asstral plane*

YEAH MAN

aff tae bed

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she did nothing wrong

THE NAME, GIVE ME THE WRETCHED NAME

I'm here for the job interview

hell yeah 8^)

horrific

....at the Bar

You're hired!

the only reason I wouldn't get a tat is that I can't think of any design I would want permanently

bum whistling in the wind

thanks for the help you alky fenian cunt

thought she had a willy coming out her bellybutton and stuffed into her pants

Why is /brit/ so fast? Why is the OP picture either the can lady or the psychologist woman?

Canlady (my wife) is reuglarly posted by me, lad

LADS I OPENED A SECOND CAN
WE'RE GONE DO IT
WE'RE GOING TO DRINK ALL THE FUCKING LOVELY CANS

or maybe just this one

tell me a fact about yourself and will will wish upon you good luck

be funny if you died

Another bump. What's that???
??? ??? ???^

i've had my fill
got the weekly slt meeting at 9am so it'll be all from me

read the gospel

Anon Babble just got switched back on

fuck off you wetwipe

it’s literally one autistic irishman obsessed with that pic

Not really, lad
Then you'd miss the cans and the chips

It's like a dog, lad

er, um, I've no willy

and den i told katy, it wont hurt

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Goebbels' total war speech goes so hard.

Lots of spammers

was he a shogun or a rome man?

*atomises you with a low-earth ion cannon*

This is a plauge for a young man like me.

utter woke nonsense

utter woke nonsense

cold aura man

Is it more than 3 (three) hours a day you look through stock images and make AI content?

The shit on shitter who shat just like I did fuck XD

wank idea: wanking over mythical creatures eg mermaids, sirens, fairies, elves etc

thats what they used to do in the 1320s

I wish I had a mivro penis.

Is that why they drew dragons and octopuses on the maps

leftypol bursting into /brit/ to stop rorke before he does a racism

go into toilet at toil early in the morning

already full of diarrhoea

who the fuck is doing shits like that so early in the morning
how is there any food in their stomachs to produce that much muck

loads of birds dress up as fantasy characters now, especially for parties
secretly dream of having some freaky sex with a girl in fantasy cosplay

Norwegian the shitter.

lol this was me when i got in at 0830 this morning
think it was the bolognese i had
been clear sailing since tonights portion so idk

corr imagine them eating each others minge
not usually into lesbian stuff but i wouldn't mind watching them

Pensioners never say thank you for all the hard work we do for them. Grumpy horrible old farts should be grateful.

fucking hell this thread and the last few have been dire
canadian nonce, cansfreak, and heathepedo editions

rorke watching viktor reznov edits to inspire him to quit porn

Have a lad, can

Sniggering niggardly

alles filteren

it's me!

surely you had a rumbly tummy before you left home
why not do you diorea muck there

you're not even good at drinking cans

Dragovich
Kravchenko
Steiner

you know you want to put an end to this corrupt evil world leftypol

whats the youngest prostitute you can legally shag?

ruby is actually quite sexy when she doesn't have her forehead out

But I can drink lads, can

good luck anon

you've had two this evening

any moo deng man in

no, woke up fine, it wouldn't come for want of trying, and i had to get myself in
so as im getting myself in, it kicks off, and i drop trou once im in and unload

anywhere in the world or just here?

got canada in the filter now

there should be no non-Whites living in any future White Homeland. Zero.

The survival of the White race should be placed above all personal considerations and interests. Any other stand on the subject cannot be taken seriously.

got everyone filtered other than the uk me

New bumble strat just dropped. Go to a place you've never been for a few hours and your likes will go through the roof. Then go back home once your elo is at an all time high

moo deng gay death

Heatherchad has done me by spamming this deranged pedo shit and getting everyone to filter Canada

yep. sad because dtfic is actually quite amiable

elo

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Older.. fatterrr.. balderrr

jannys here

anywhere I suppose. but do British laws still apply to Brits abroad?

damn i missed it before janny turned up

im a gay porn fundamentalist

NEW

Any of you lads know the source?

Kys

576p probably

Hope it's warm tomorrow

The espadrilles will be on

dey hate to see a nigga win

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i'm a late bloomer`

do you lads think britain is too puritanical and prudish?

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teeth? brushed
face? washed
bed? en route to

Just had the nicest shower of my life. Lot to think about

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uh oh meltyyy

thank you for your positive affirmation
it means a lot

katy? clarted

Wearing my tiny gay briefs to bed

New jockstraps arriving in the post tomorrow too

dont like wearing small pants to sleep in
dont like the constriction on my undercarriage

what's your favourite peppa pigberg character then lads

goerge

How's it evening x

the pig one

always a nude sleeper me
always will be

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What happened?

Sleep nude when sharing the bed with the bf tbf

There is literally nothing wrong with marrying a 13 year old girl.

I can't think of anything purer than a 13 year old girl's pure love for her older male partner.

She will love him for her whole life with all her heart and bear all his children with nothing hold back.

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same old cock and balls story

Remembering a time when I was at a house party and the power went off so it was pitch black and I just punched a Tarq as hard as I could right in the side of the head and sent him flying into a cabinet. I then slinked away to the other side of the room. When the power came back on I joined in with everyone else like "fucking ell mate that's mental how somebody would do that" then I looked around the room with fake concern like "come on you cowardly cunt, fess up". Nobody ever found out it was me, I felt so powerful.

couldnt do this
would be getting poo particles (pooticles) on the sheets when i gas off
get them in a worse state than they currently are

I guess she was just too bad a psych

Sleeping with a fan on tonight. Will be comfy under the covers while the room is freezing. Lush status = 4 times x

know the cunt next door has stolen my parcel, going out with a hunting knife to slash his tires tonight

Curious eh

Teen girls are ideal for marriage

This is why feminists want to raise a.oc to 21 and beyond. They realize that prime teen girls OUTCOMPETE roastoids beyond measure. Teen girls are more beautiful, kinder and adopt your personality. They are the perfect wives. This is why the age gap psyop has been propagated in the zoomer social media spheres.

Teen girls literally want to cater themselves to every aspect of your personality it's insane. While a 25 year old roastoid demands you be a millionaire a cute 13 year old girl tries her BEST so that all her mannerisms are pleasing to you. It's fucking absurd and insane the chasm interacting between these age groups.

Teen girls are much more sympathetic toward flaws than roastoids. In fact they will turn flaws into points of reverence. This is what makes teen girls so great and ideal for marriage-building, and why the age-gap meme is being pushed hard on zoomers. If teen girls don't like something, roastoids hate it 10x more.

you won't do anything and nice episodic collection of blacked i'll be burning this

Started moisturising a few months back and think my skin is clearer and more supple now

Summit off about this bloke

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if it was evri deliverin it, it might be in the river, sorry lad

Right, lads
TWO cans
Two fucking cans
I feel ashamed but I'm off tae bed and hope I don't collapse from this

Whomst?

standing front stage at a concert and uploading insta stories going "these guys are shit" and "these suck so bad lol they are the worst" and tagging them

U not watch gogglebox lad

Wpuld anyone like to suck me off

No I'm not a troglodyte

It is officially 5x lush

was just saying this down at the BAR

Would full on kill myself if this happened to me

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Are there any logical/moral arguments against attraction to 13 year old girls?

I'm really all ears. But no matter how I churn it, I can't find anything wrong with it. With having a loving beautiful relationship with a 13 year old girl.

fuck off you nonce freak

always felt i could never risk a nude sleep. my willy is simply too large. i toss and turn and cant risk is it getting caught somewhere.

I'll ask the missus if shes interested. One sec

You going to came back with a dress and wig, lad?

non-pedo thread

thanks pal

officially 20x lush
aproaching lush critical mass

Bitch! You know I’m sexy..
“Ughh”
Don’t call just text me..

question is - lloyd grossman or dolmio?

that wasn't the part I wanted you to get mad at

She said no mate. Told me to sleep on the settee tonight as well, not sure if the two things are related

i dont give a fwak fwam

kinda mental how you are allowed to set dating apps to 18-20 and get away with it

do you know boat parlance? port and startboard and aft and poopd eck and all that?

stop getting food delivered

Got messaged by a 55 year old on grindr, I'm 28.

it was our plan to live here for life

soooo... staying for another two years shouldn't be a problem?

used to be able to search for 18 year olds specifically on grindr but they changed it

Kinda mental how dating apps are capped at 18 and prime fertile ideal 14 year olds are not allowed on there.

Ok Isa

Lot of Grindr experts in /brit/

:/

Get help

They changed citzenship requirements from 5years to 10

port is left because both are 4 letters
bow is front of the ship because when you bow you lean forward

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Sometimes you’re better off dead there’s a gun in your hand and it’s pointed at your head

might treat myself to a poshie

Yeah, it's great

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It's literally insane how agreeable teen girls are.

"My friend" was playing on vrchat and accidentally groomed a younger girl. "He" told me he wasn't even trying, she just kept on trying to talk to him and appeal to him. Actually mental.

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swes

Freakshow

okay? they were planning on staying for life, so they should be here longer than 10 years, so whats the problem?

:/

Nigga using iPhone 4

Theyre stupid pakis

so if gays are just the same as normals, how come gays all have gayface and can be identified as gay at a glance?

cronem just finished administering a devious quicktap on 3 pm katy

How old does she look?

Youtube recommended her to me. She has a very fit body but her face underage. I guess she must be around 15 or 16 years old.

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This being a false flag by spaino because the Canadian anon exposed him as a friendless freak actually makes more sense and fits with his schizo attention seeking style.

im going to die alone in bed in my evil incel smelly childhood dungeon

Can we? It's probably just moisturising tbf

sort of regret not shagging my little 5'2 gay Filipino mate back in uni
he was gagging for it
arse is arse isn't it

Why do metal fans dress so badly?

Is it meant to look tough? mate it just looks like you should be sent back to your nearest Games Workshop lmaoooo

I like some metal but really don't get metal fans, it's such a dated way of looking at enjoying music.

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Would

I wish to move to Japan for this

More of a punk and hardcore lad myself

Bizarre post

Fuck are you talking about
Most metal fans just wear typical sub-normie-who-doesn't-know-how-to-dress clothes

na it's not moisturising, but yes everyone can tell a gay fella at a glance

haha timmy's crush

post a pic from a recent gig then we can judge

This is normal, healthy, and natural!

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lad, i'll be honest with you. i think this is a nonce video. i think this is one of those "trick a girl into thinking you're a modelling agency and get her to do poses to the camera to show her body" that omegle got shut down for

it 50x lush
lush singularity approaching at 99.9% speed of light

There's gonna be some bias here where you can tell the mincers but the other gays go by unnoticed

Mental how in the past based 28 year old Chad men married 13 year old girls.

Nope

no mate, that's not the case. nobody has ever been surprised by a gay fella coming out. not one single time in history.

have pain on my tailbone

feel like an old man grabbing my back all day

fucking gay desu
mental that people over 40 deal with this literally every single day of their lives until the sweet release of death

wash him

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Might suck a knob for a larf

Wait.. im not going to be a model?

poo doge

Not going to lie though, the way she has bra on is so fucking peng.

She for adjusted her shirt to be more revealing - before your could see the arm straps over her shoulders. In that pic, you can see her full chest and shoulders.

Make no mistake - she knows what she's doing.

The Bible

Just do yoga and have good posture

Getting fucking tired of all these nonce posts

PURE SATIRE
U
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S
A
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I
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You can see from this earlier tiktok - same shirt, but with the straps on.

She deliberately took them off so she would look sexier.

What an absolute 13 year old mynx. She knows what she's doing.

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Guys I'm starting to think he's being serious with this nonce stuff

Mental that we all got deported to Anon Babble earlier today and also have a little colony on Anon Babble. /brit/ was also the fastest general on the 'jak. They send these schizos and spammers here out of fear.

beady anglo eyes freak me out

Watch out for that spider mate

Can any anons confirm she's wearing pink panties here? Is that pink panties or am I imaging it?

So fucking hot.

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No one died

Andrew Lawrence took to social media platform X posting that if he was in Liverpool, he would "drive through crowds of people to get... out of there as well".

ehhh not a great joke

Tarantula and one other good song and nothing else.

Hm hm what's going on here? Did she want to show us her slutty 13 year old pink panties? Hm hmm indeed.

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mods doing fuck all while a paedo openly brags about being a paedo
but god forbid you say the n word

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You reckon you can get a gf then point her to some domme vids you like and ask her if she can bring that energy?

finally found a mayonnaise made with no rapeseed oil or other seed oil poisons yes lush af avocado oil mayo delish af thank you Dr Will

Hes getting more desperate for attention now no one responds

*oils you up and rapes you *

Think about that. She deliberately thought it through ---

She woke up that day and thought

Today I'm going to show my slutty pink panties and my slutty green bra and slutty black bra contouring my chest, mmm yes

What a little mynx

I single handedly killed /brit/ ahahahaha

I did want to kill Anon Babble cause fuck that shithole board but well this is just collateral damage o algo

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Such a sad pathetic existence

working on a play called neeks and nittys set in the top boy universe

You reckon you can get a gf

Already that's impossible. The other criteria are like when they give people multiple life sentences.

Shout out to me. One of the humans of all time

This general is actually fucked.

Thats why i think its spaino

Would it not be nitties not nittys

spaino is FUCKED

Keep in mind he's doing this in at least 2 threads at once.

not in my play

Recycle thread

I WAS BANGING ON THE OPPS IN JAIL SAME WAY I WAS BANGING ON THE OPPS IN ROAD

sooo fucking peng

Shan't

DO IT AND DASH MY CLOTHES BUN THAT NIGGA MAN ANYTHING GOES

Found this one of the funnier posts of the afternoon

As a pedochad you can be sure I'm legit LOL. Other /brit/posters it depends, you need to rely on their knowledge of the lore and so on