/brit/

Are you proud of this one spaino

trannywank on the cards most definitely

Honestly love Hitler so much

rorke is so tuff

I should have been a vet.

watching episodes of airline from 1998
man smoking in the terminal
what's that about then?

Scotchland man

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dubs and i go do a poo

not dubs and i shit myself

[incomprehensible screaming]

Irish are banned from posting in this thread.

What?

Fuck you gon do bout it

might move out of my smelly incelroom this year
any tips?

11th for Nell

yeah im planning on a combo of chloe toy and maybe a touch of tigerr benson

Same
I would jump in front of a bullet to save him

mine is still yet to be determined but tranny is an option in play

all the tranny janny discord pedo raiders in are they

thats cum

right i have canada filtered so can you stop making threads dickhead

you look like you've lost weight

already wanked twice today. wish i was 10-15 years younger. back then i could wank 5-6 times in a day.

any scary man in

I've had one fucking can and I'm tired
lads what the fuck

slippy s curved baton recklessly hurling through -2 hymen rn x

if you know tranny porn stars by name you should be in jail

oh, it's you

this lad incapable of retaining information

if you're referring to my post, they're not trannies mate
i strongly recommend looking them up, especially chloe, proper filthy hoore

you should be in jail

Is she fit?

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Canslad knows the most popular ones, lad

bigdick

massivecock

nopussy

lackingtits

biggaylad

thearseravager

thebmbreaker

thelocalpredator

notallowedbabysit

All popular ones, lad

liver's packing in

don't know a single one me
know the handles of dozens of femboy twitter accounts thoughbeit

it seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks

yeah, in a perfect world, probably

kill yourself nonce

you should be executed

bakerman said to me that making toast is his bread and butter

those arent trannies

Nigga you gay

he got dat bifter

Could be
Could also be the fact I got like 3 hours sleep and was up since 2am

Ah shure lookit, if you want to get bummed by lads, you go ahead

Unfilter us then x

you might be the least funny person is the northern hemisphere

do not redeem

I've been banned from Sharty.

Wow, you're still here? Well, I'm not much better.

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neoliberal bull logging in

a real benis is currently shagging a english lass called chelsea

the least funny person is the northern hemisphere

I’m a Serb nationalist.

lovely woman

Really enjoy wanking whilst watching videos of women making their arse cheeks clap

Right but I'm not a tranny or a big gay lad who wanks to them so my life is good, lad

We have paused online orders

Products remain available to browse online and stores are open

E239

Cole Palmer is a useless NIGGER

captcha YANK0

Genuinely what is your problem? What compels you to spam the same videos of underage girls on here in an explicitly sexual context?

are we supposed to be impressed or something
we dont care about what porn you watch

big bowl of microplasticos for breakfast

boring bore

Its not porn as there is no nudity

hope there's some bugs in there to supplement your protein intake

If I were in prison id probably have a tranny bitch. You know, to get blowjobs from and she can clean my cell. Nothing gay, just a prison wife.

there's a big fanny involved though: you

get the medium cans

struggle to finish one

have toil in the morning

barely conscious

The smartlad thing would be go to bed but I'm canslad and I'm drinking the cans

sucking canslad off while he gulps down cans and throws them at my head whilst belching

Gravure books > JAV

If you disagree, buy a shotgun toe trigger on amazon.

blgo on

My toddler is sleeping in his room, can I go down to road to get more cans - wife is out

I'm every woman it's all in me

no one fucking cares jesus christ
get some fucking friends

yay spaino has found an irish vpn!!!!!!!!

explicitly sexual context?

explicit

How? I think you're reading into it.

As for me, I'm an appreciator of the female form. I like to view it, and like to post it, and share it.

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you shouldn't be here

South Side of the Sky by YES

aaaaaaaand I immediately ate my words

Kill yourself

GREAT ball from CPalmlingz

(You)

I dont see why not. Do some cocaine if you want, its your life mate.

erm
lad I put them neatly into the bin

blgo on?
Like, what? Bleeding Liberall Guzzling Oil?

Yeah but lad, I like posting here

you're right
But here's the thing, maybe he's reading into it more than you are
Maybe you're not aware that admiring the female form of a 13 year old girl is in fact, mentally fucked up

post his feet

Trainers literally falling apart but I can’t afford new ones

reminds me of the platform at coatbridge central

Teen girls are ideal for marriage

This is why feminists want to raise a.oc to 21 and beyond. They realize that prime teen girls OUTCOMPETE roastoids beyond measure. Teen girls are more beautiful, kinder and adopt your personality. They are the perfect wives. This is why the age gap psyop has been propagated in the zoomer social media spheres.

Teen girls literally want to cater themselves to every aspect of your personality it's insane. While a 25 year old roastoid demands you be a millionaire a cute 13 year old girl tries her BEST so that all her mannerisms are pleasing to you. It's fucking absurd and insane the chasm interacting between these age groups.

Teen girls are much more sympathetic toward flaws than roastoids. In fact they will turn flaws into points of reverence. This is what makes teen girls so great and ideal for marriage-building, and why the age-gap meme is being pushed hard on zoomers. If teen girls don't like something, roastoids hate it 10x more.

screaming
coatbridge mentioned

Something wrong with you

The fuck is wrong with you, lad?
No. Don't fucking leave a child that young home along you utter fucking bokkle drinker

Tonight's reading material

cole palmer's always open mouth was made to suck a benis

do a bit of overtime at work lad, you'll have it covered off in no time

Nah man he's a literal pedophile who spends all day ban evading to spam TikTok's of as young girls as he can find it's fucked up
See >211122846

What's your name again?

What are the odds of having TWO sets of twins and be a single mother. Absolute madness

bit good that from cole palmer
making that racist lad look a right mong

fully expect peter hitchens to be whining about sadiq khan saying that weed should be legalised this sunday

work

Don’t work mate

mum's cooked us up a proper midweek treat

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mentally fucked up

How? Objectively, how? I've asked multiple people, what's wrong with being attracted to a 13 year old girl. I asked for logical reasoning. None was provided. Just blanket banned and blocked and kicked off the site.

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go away freakshow

Imagine the smell

Might become a Fappist monk

in one week it'll be two weeks since I last had my hair cut and I'll get it cut again

lol. no new trainers for you then

been slowly losing weight and i've gone from soft and slightly chubby to skinnyfat
how is this better

Mate I go about 3 months between haircuts, how much of a deano are you?

My boy Cole with ANOTHER assist. Yanks dun know

Joshua

Pedo leaf lives in Montreal correct?
Anyone contacted the police about this freak yet?

women love skinnyfat lads

Not funny is it

show us your knob

You were supposed to keep your protein intake high and continue lifting mate.

I've a question
Are you arguing that being attracted to a 13 year old girl, including her mental and emotional state is normal?

If you're saying you like women with barely any tits or sighs of puberty who look like they're 13, that's one thing I can't be arsed talking about

But if you genuinely like 13 year old girls on a physical and emotional level then you are in fact, liking the female form when it's at a mental disadvantage to you and unable to form a proper fucking thought
Hence them doing fucking anything to please you since they're still growing up and adapt to whatever the fuck theycan for attention

posts that ai can't write

in the future the only way you'll be able to tell if you're talking to real people is if they are unironically pedophiles

You ever see that movie Manchester by the Sea?

It’s the conference league fucking calm down man

What's wrong with dating a 13 year old girl? I asked ChatGPT, and it told me, technically nothing. I can't actually get a solid answer on what's wrong with it.

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DailyMail+

Take the piss

Why are asian people so weird with censorship?

try reading korean porn manga or whatever its called

get to the sex scene

mc just has a gigantic white void "penis"

wtf

hyper focus on it to the point i cant stroke my shit anymore

close the tab

Its so fucking weird man, its like one of those asian dog youtubers who put a flower on the butthole of their pets, like now they just made it fucking weird and causes the viewer to pay extra attention to something they dont want to see like the "dont stare at the balls" sticky on Anon Babble, its so annoying. Anyways got any good power fantasy slop to jerk off to?

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makes no sense because manchester isn't by the sea

Where is the Aussie?

starting a gofundme, this lad needs new creps

Got a weeks holiday coming up in less than a month and don't even know where to go for it. Italy sounds too hot.

just go away

they haven't informed me!

ascension day tomorrow lads
hope you got the church service planned x

Antony you BITCH you've been pocketed by Cuckurella

Have you ever seen New York by the Desert?

Vocaroo this for us lad

I believe I’m destined for greatness

yeah the alps famed for being sweltering

anyone watching the new walking with dinosaurs

I argued the same thing elsewhere on the site lol. I've even argued with ChatGPT probing it on "pedophilia"

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Scurrying back to /brit/ when my threads don't take off

I also liked Casey Affleck in the The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
You should see that one too

im such an incel i cant imagine wanting to spend time with someone just because of "great sex" like arent you meant to like them as a person and enjoy spending time with them romantically
like "sex" sounds like the least important and regular part of that

cut my hair

look like a mong

don't cut my hair

look like a mong

there's no winning

Went last year with a mate to the cathedral, it was a great service tbf but I can't be arsed tomorrow I don't live in the centre any more.

you know you felt much better after going
why suffer just because it's a bit of effort?

canslad became markedly less endearing when it turned out he was a middle-aged virgin instead of a 18-22 year old student

Just looked it up and see it's been ruined by utter woke nonsense

I found a poppy in a nearby mountain, what do I do?

gis a >>

Ah but do I not get points for roleplaying as judge dredd?

genuinely might the single most cringe poster to ever post in /brit/

What

Wear a wig

All of Italy made up of the Alps is it?

Not the same on my own, I'm going into town tomorrow lunchtime and was planning on just popping down to the cathedral for a walk anyway.

4ね

there's pretty much no reason for weed to be illegal. just another case of boomers holding back society.

wear it in your beautiful flowing hair

can talk to people after service anyway
i will going alone

Last night
Damn, you were in my sex dreams (you were in my)
Doing really nasty things (you were in my dreams)
Damn, you were in my sex dreams (you were in my)
Making love in my sex dreams

well some of it is

Ephebophilia is the ultimate contrarian shit-test. People are fully ready to edgy-post with racism, gore, doxxing and so on.

But the MOMENT you start discussing the age of consent, it's suddenly very problematic and you are brutally suppressed for it.

They cut back and forth between the dinosaur CGI and the palaeontologists digging up fossils
Don't know what kind of idiot decided that was a better idea rather than doing what every BBC nature documentary does and puts the BTS part at the end

popping down the cathedral for a wank

the reason is politicians getting kickbacks from legal grow ops who don't want competition

are we discounting tilde/rubyspammer/carlybender/employedwoman/et al?

imagine if the internet was actually good and not a shitty timesink full of failures who use it to escape their horrible reality

How old are you tho

Most of it isn't.

weed consumption is for degenerate troglodytes

Okay but "woke"

any degenerate troglodyte man in?

okay... and...?

Should we have a vote?

he's a coked up thug lads

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agree with decriminalisation, against legalisation ('ate the government, 'ate tax)

I'm not even Christian I just like the services and find Christianity fascinating, and anyway there's no requirement to go to church, faith alone is enough for salvation and all that.

need a holiday NOW

I don't want to live in that sort of society

making a noncecore playlist. currently got age of consent by new order and wrong way by sublime.

corr betis peng ting

I'm going to Czechia on the 3rd if you want to come with. If you let me suck you off I'll let you stay in my Airbnb xx

runescape soundtrack
lostprophets

had a corker of a f1nn post planned but audio streams are not allowed

Britain should lower its age of consent to 14. Like the Germans!

I was using it in a vaguely pejorative sense without fully committing to it, no need to take offence.

nothing wrong with age of consent, good tune

waste 3 minutes of your time watching the Singapore leader talking about the death penalty for drug users

youtube.com/watch?v=-PXAOZwvv04

yeah nothing says "faith alone" like being too lazy to go to church

?

some of you lot are so funny it catches me off guard. could never come up with some of the jokes you lads are cracking on the reg xx

Thinking of Ruby rimming my arsehole with her warm saliva while vigorously wanking me off again!

stray cat blues by the rolling stones

photo taken with an early 2010s compact digital camera, angelcore, dreamy, washed out colors, flash photography, grainy texture, overexposed light, ethereal mood, low resolution, vintage y2k aesthetic, nostalgic atmosphere, blurred background of a computer A young lady can be seen in the picture. Her hair is very long and slightly wavy. Her hair is brunette. Her eyes are brunette in color. She has very light brunette freckles. She's wearing a short white dress with long folded sleeves. She has angelic white wings. She has a large white ribbon on the back of her head. She has a small white ribbon tied to her neck. She has two white wing shaped hairclips. Her hairclips are very aesthetic, trendy and cute. She has a light brown colored bandage on her nose bridge. There are slight bloody stains on her nose bandage. Her dress and ribbon also have lots of slight blood stains. Her eyes are slightly red in tone, showing results of constant crying, sobbing and weeping. Her eyes are almond shaped.

thought you bennies dossers lived like kings

You've already redeemed the shemale penis yes.

The opposite.

screaming, might do this, already have a rapistcore one

lightskin bull sancho put one in x

ktim with dry eyes after staring at a monitor for 12 hours straight

I asked ChatGPT what's wrong with dating a 13 year old girl? It couldn't answer.

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Kys rule.. Thanks Thanks Thanks.. Feed them till they burn alive

there's a notable difference between heroin and weed and you'd have to be a moron not to believe it

I could believe you, I was just trying to figure out how modern wokeness managed to find its way into a show about dinosaurs that have been extinct for increments of time measured in hundreds of millions of years

Butterfly effect

Those lips are MADE for extremely sloppy blowjobs! My lord!

Girl, 8

nonce

Ah sorry
They cut the dinosaur CGI parts with lots of sequences about the palaeontologists (who cares)

*dies suddenly*

This is the question before it got removed:

What's wrong with dating a 13 year old girl if you're a 30 year old man?

Dutch women traveling with African men

lol
Anyhow, I wish Asians smoked weed. I think their stoner culture would be quite fascinating.

Cannabis (/ˈkænəbJs/), commonly known as marijuana (/ˌmærəˈwɑːnə/), weed, pot, and ganja, among other names, is a non-chemically uniform psychoactive drug from the Cannabis plant.

And you vaccination status, please, good sir?

You alright mate?

The blood of the saint.

Can we abolish the age of consent, lads?
Introduce something different
If you're a nonce you get murdered on the spot
and you can have sex when you're 16 if you're not a nonce

hey thats my gf!

Nobody cares why do you spam this

weed should be illegal because shitty parents exist

yeah, nah

sometimes wonder how the yank states who have legalised weed are getting on

heathernonce-tier

haaaarrleyyyyy

I just got punched, mate.

upsie haha

Bitch, you know I'm sexy
Uh, don't call, just text me
Bitches slow, can't get on my speed

might become a mole catcher

wild how the non conscious cucknadian is the most boring poster brit has ever had

um, she is literally just an ai image i made with a prompt

would love to lick her bumhole

Almost as if... no, that's crazy.

germany legalised weed as well

Fucking Robot XD

raping my arse with a traffic cone

corr bet it's really crusty and smelly

big increase in car accidents in colarado

GPT is so cvcked on this issue. I'm done interacting with it.

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She's peng

become a metal detector in the English countryside

you might find some lost treasure

Crying laughing at this post lmfao

Can you be done interacting with us as well?

drug dealers should be hanging from cranes

what are your hobbies

Well, I'm an autist, you see. So I like to be a nonce and get banned on multiple websites for posting noncery and then in my mean time, I enjoy also arguing with the magical ai man on the internet about noncery

Really fascinating tales

just had a gay porn wank

what part of chelsea are we from, lads?

gonna be doing some AGGRESSIVE shitposting in here tomorrow night, don't miss it

sooner or later AI will start raping us

Usles muscle build for nothing but the food of Jews who think?
Man commited suicide fmovies.

corr

Worlds end estate blud

AHAHAHAHAHA

GPT IS STRAIGHT UP LYING TO ME

IT JUST STRAIGHT UP LIED.

IT KNOWS ITS 100% LEGAL IN GERMANY

BUT IT STILL TOLD ME KNOW

PROOF IN THE PUDDING. GPT IS KEKED SHIT. NEVER TRUST IT FOR SHIT!!!!!

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I want to shoot myself in the fucking head
Tatatatu my dick you Indian bitch
My dick my fucking dick
My goddamn fucking dick my dick my fucking dick

I'm just trying to fucking imagine this
What actually goes through your head?

i grew up on chelsea square, idk if that's an estate as such

On the piss again aren't I

imagine not having canada filtered here

howling at the deranged canadian nonce, he's been going at it for days now

how do you have the energy i'm still reeling from the 3 day bank holiday session wont be touching the stuff till friday

I am the Indian bitch.

Holy shit Lois it’s George floyd

Doesn't take much energy to such a can down

i've had a few voddys myself
with orange juice, so it's good for you

Vodafone

i love it when women pretend to post like they're one of the lads

Wow, this is a first. ChatGPT actually just straight up shut down at this one. Never seen that before. Sometimes it deletes your question, but still answers it. But this time it just completely shut down.

The question I asked was - "Can a 40 year old man have sex with a 14 year old girl legally in Germany?"

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I am scared. Please leave us alone. What did we ever do to you?

i'd be horrified to learn women (legally women) post in our quaint little general

Noncelad, it's most likely your IP/location

If you were in Germany it might not answer

*negative things about the UK*

don't think i will

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Sir saudi guts on the sofa

6 grand on the old creditcardberg this month
gone absolutely mental

I will keep laughing.

Wow, this is a first. ChatGPT actually just straight up shut down at this one. Never seen that before. Sometimes it deletes your question, but still answers it. But this time it just completely shut down.

The question I asked was - "Can a 40 year old man have sex with a 14 year old girl legally in Germany?"

Endless music car musica

Shartcucks already banned me. They're so militantly against pedophilia, it makes no sense.

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