LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
/brit/
*mogs actual pringles*
neoliberal bull logging in
er you have to be 18 to post here mate
lot of continental shite
How so?
Are you allowed to drive after one pint of madri because google says yeah but I feel tipsy
What about Blacked Lives Matter
Even today woman are still shunned for having sex with Africans
Hey nobody protest that
if you’re not a tarq with connections went to uni for anything other than stem, dentistry, medicine or law then you’re a spastic
knew a lot of girls and deanos that give it the biggun for going to uni and being all smart and they’re doing shit like psychology and sports science lmao
Heatherpaedo
0% Anglo.
wish we had slags here
up the ra
errr...
right then that's an image of a certain subject matter isn't it
GOOD post lad
rajesh's pov
corr spaff
pov you're a small boat cronem doing ubereats and katy tells you to come in
Jamal POV
Awooga
Are you Nordic?
Stop coping mate
Rorke's fat da's POV
Dominoes is shit. £24.99 (full price, I did get a discount) for an average pizza. Can get much better pizzas for a much better price elsewhere. I don't remember it team.
finally a good post
mad how I don't feel excited about anything anymore
a few years ago I used to hop out of bed, put music on my speaker and be brimming with energy
used to get so buzzing whenever I had a holiday booked or a date scheduled with a bird
as a teenager I was always excited for video games
now I feel nothing. feel empty listening to my favourite music. feel empty playing games. feel empty going to a concert. feel empty going to the airport for a holiday. feel empty thinking about women.
what the fuck happened to me?
Alright man
We practically got a par lift here.
i swear you eat pizza all the fucking time
source please
i remember that you tried to kill yourself in a greggs breakroom leading to you being fired and banned from all greggs locations
gave the fat bird a bit too much attention and now she won’t stop texting me and i’m too much of a polite coward to tell her to fuck off
she keeps wanting to shag me explicitly asked when i’m coming over
Alright big balding 30 year old bloke
Wipe the Jews.
He’s a fat sack of shit who can’t cook, what do you expect
Muslims have always been more honorable than Jews there I said it
angelicfukdoll there's a watermark on her left outer thigh
24.99 is just for show no one actually pays that sweetheart
isn't this illegal in the UK
get her shagged
fat fanny still feels like fanny and they give good blowies
timmy sr choking on cronem yardie juice she received at the gherkin
god I wish that was me
I just read it wrong.
WAHOAAAAA MAMAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t want commitment and don’t want it spread amongst the townsfolk I shagged a fat munter
I am leaving.
any Lifetime ISA man in?
horny schoolchildren fuck off
good eye x
Reckon I'll retake my theory test and give driving another go team. Will go with Red this time I reckon. Hopefully they will book my test for me.
I want to sleep.
fucking kill yourself you freak
hull? HULL?
Far Asian ancestry?
Hopefully you get booked into a mental health ward
lifetime IRA me
Big if true
I've moved on from the Greggs situation. It was over 3 years ago now since the initial suicide attempt.
yeah but the pg tips are about to recklessly hurl through some hymens x
he sleepine
he's right. it's the root cause of the incel crisis.
Been getting into haiku lately
The owl hunts at night
Seeking nourishment for life
Sleep will evade me
My hands is on my Laptop now..
absolutely fuck all going on between my cat's ears
i love her but she'd be utterly fucked without me to do everything for her
Jocko is a meathead retard that proudly serves his Israeli masters
wonderful little fellow
taken many a risky fart that turned out to be a poo so this is bollocks im afraid
The incel hunts at night
Seeking nourishment for life
Womanhood will evade you
How many times have you failed your test
ever shag her up the arse?
um
can't expect her to do the dishes can you?
This is wrong. Haiku's have a strict number of syllables per line. 5-7-5.
I failed my theory test once and have never taken a practical.
you are fat and gay
a man in woman's clothing
mum not let you cook
she's thinking of cronem cat over at the council estate
how many lessons have you taken
Was actually planning a date with a girl on tinder. The next day she unmatched with me. Many such cases.
fuck off shane dawson
yeah and a woman has a uterus
screaming
I don't know the exact number. But I had weekly lessons between February 2022 and May 2024.
just found out the proto gf likes Hazbin Hotel
Oh my dayyyyyyys bruv
Don't know how sacked tranny puts up with all this abuse constantly
That’s expensive
had a lot of good times there, but never learned how to stack furniture. pool's closed! haha
Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair
I've been using a tripcode since 2015 mate. I'm used to it.
missus loves it when I suck on her nipples. only downside is that she's as flat as a board, and so a lot of the time it actually feels very gay to focus so much on her chest.
That's well over 100 lessons
So you've spent like 3 grand on driving lessons
Lie on
Stepdad made a joke about the Liverpool parade thing when there was a table of scousers behind us
He gets off on it
THE RIGHT HONOURABLE JAY SLATER
do you get off on humiliation? why do you post such tragic and likely fake details about your exceedingly pathetic life to an anonymous image board?
Yeah I reckon they might have been scamming me to be fair. But I was too anxious to actually question their practices or cancel them.
It was £375 for 6 lessons.
You change the number each time lol
might have been scamming me
They all do
anon using his detective powers to reduce that some tripfag who's been relentlessly lying for years is lying
I'm not a fucking liar
If you saw a 21 year old in a pub by himself would you think he’s a loser?
sacked tranny's clit getting hard being bullied by the /brit/ lads
hello paki cunt spaino!
worse, I would think he was a creep looking for drunk women to take advantage of
why do you spaff so much taxpayers money on pure shite?
get a grip
parasite
Well my driving instructor said they're retiring and couldn't be arsed dealing with me anymore after 2 years of weekly lessons and the incident where I swerved on a 60 mph road to spare a little pigeon and my instructor had a meltdown calling me a fucking idiot etc
how would i know how old he was?
Yep
It’s just a character some Anon Babble addicted r9k freak came up with
Sad really
Get it down..
You're right, Lidl and Aldi ones are better, they're crunchier and I think they taste better too
sacked tranny taking his trip off to quote one of his weird larp stories for attention
using his detective powers to reduce
bradleypointingandlaughing.jpeg
using his detective powers to reduce
That’s not what I’m trying to do
Idk early twenties then
This is excellent, sir. Where's the guy?
Leftypols best buddy
to reduce
Using my detective powers to seduce atm
bike messenger...yeeted me
screming
desuarchive.org
I really like giving back to the britfeel community after you've all helped me over the past three years and I'd like to invite you all to creampie my stacey sister and let me binge eat the seepage!~
yikes!
watched this entire thing and remember like a combined 20 minutes of it
does that include the song at the beginning oooh the colours haha
no i dont remember the theme song
any skinnyfat man in
Would u lot believe this or not
gf is doing my fucking head in might punch and kick her
SKIP INTRO man? alri
no
do it then you frail runt
Why not. I checked his page the kid does actually make money
really did not need to see sacked trannys toilet
1200mg of pregabalin
120mg of codeine
spag bol for tea
and Clarksons Farm on the telly
should settle in nicely for the evening
he's been doing this for almost a decade
WHAT A LIFE
Dangerous and down right stupid.
what do you mean?
grow up
tbf I'd have to be on heavy duty medication to endure eating meat and watching that chud twatwaffle spunktrumpet too
We're predicting it's going to be lush
Lush all the way
So get in there
What would a short term relationship with a 44 year old mother be like? Is it easy to get out of with few annoyances?
Who?
get lost you benders drugs are fun
keeek
grow up
sacked tranny aka tilde from britfeel
How would we know that? Nobody here would know that. Ask men over 30 on reddit.
Very hostile crowd tonight team
I wouldn't fap to this pig pussy.
chud chud chud chud chud chud chud chud chud chud chud
Is that all leftypol can say? Does he have tourettes syndrome and saying the same word over and over again calms him down?
link cunts
No, i'm happy being a manchild.
You tell him egyptbot!
consider taking the hint
What that pic of shit in the toilet?
Any man read the AI 2027 paper?
seethe on chud
2-in-1 gromit mug+sex arse
Fuck I forgot to get spaghetti. Would penne or fusili work better for spag bol?
oh i thought it was poleaboo
no m8 it's not out yet
already read the 2028 paper
fusili, just like grandma used to make! oiiii
Imagine being the saddo who reads that shite. Not me, i'm not a boring bastard you see.
reads out ordinary humourless trivia question
fusili for me like it when the mince gets into the ridges. Penne full of bolognese is too much like ravioli.
ai-2027.com
get 2 no
arsewanktoil loometh
fusilli it is. wish id got mozzarella then i could have done a baked ziti
no but got the general gist of it
just seems like more alarmist shite tbqh
Lol, no Rorke. Haha. Baked wat now? Heh. No...
a doll shaped like john mcafee in the corner of my room just turned its head 180 degrees and its jaw dropped open and an ear-piercing scream was emitted that made my mouse move way from this link
This AI shite is fun, lads
It's like I have friends
I even made it say 'you are the real Judge Dredd'
good point, well made. got the kettle on the boil now
baked ziti, its an italian-american pasta dish.
youre a 47 year old man
missing out on a good read
youtube.com
Watch this after
I just fixed that shit, nigger. For the pussy..
Ah, lad. You missed it. I even made it say 'you're really a young lad of 20'
It's amazing
it's like /brit/
you're a mentally ill shelf stacker 30 year old ugly balding bloke in a dress
yeah but if we're writing about ai in 2027 in 2 years time then won't ai read what we're writing anyway and evolve to include those predictions so it becomes a sort of self fulfilling prophecy or something
you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
not reading all that sounds like a load of shite
religion for atheists
Lads, help
Heathermong has broken into my house and I think he's trying to kill me
I've locked myself in my bathroom but I hear him going through my toolbox for something to get through the door
Leaked documents show the supposedly self-reliant anti-Kremlin outlet Mediazona asked the UK gov’t for £300,000
With foreign funding drying up, the 'independent' news site now faces financial crisis – and its Pussy Riot founders have turned to OnlyFans
just chilling out
taking it easy
floria law
Be ti heb neud
this is just a science fiction short story
good film
Might start a gimmick where I watch a new film every day
How you doing?
clarkson's fart
I'm thinking kino
sucing a real benis
looks like gay sex that
australians havent woke up yet
I can pretend if you want
right well that's two naked blokes kissing
have a T-shirt like that
um & um
um and ummer
not only
screaming
go on then give us a pic luv
Might start a gimmick where I talk about the AI a bit more, lads
I'll be known as Cansailad
ummershy
are you cute? x
why are yuo screaming lad is there a monster?!!
might start a gimmick where I start talking about starting a gimmick lads
i'll be known as gimmicklad
corr going to have a gay porn wank now
bizarre cover design
umster
business idea: ubershits. little paki bloke comes and collects your poo after you have your take away slop
Alri gimmicklad?
whats the point in that then
saves on water from flushing
screaming
sad little terrorist potato munchers
youtu.be
lmao all comments in english saying amazing great job saars while all comments in russian just make fun of them
might as well get a poo goblin house at that point
I like them because they hate israel and jews and i hope they succeed in all endeavors
saw two girls kissing at the cinema last saturday
Someone else already claimed the name gimmicklad
Honestly tired and might skip the othercans and sleep lads
I'M WALKING HERE
they still have those kind of theaters over there? corr
really mate?
that's a bloke with his nob out
I’d use that cock as a gear stick
ummy
Wow did an incel post ANOTHER tranny cock that will be deleted before you see this post
Wow
Amazing
So funny
Hate the united states and all the ideals and values it stands for tbqhwyl
youtube.com
Holy fuck the annoying ass watermarket because he thinks that someone's going to lift his beats.
He's right to do that.
i'd use your face as a dart board
hate their inbred little fenian midget faces
alri slowlad
watermarket
I'm sorry, I know this won't go down well but I must confess... I'm extremely sexually attracted to beautiful women.
chelsea absolutely do not give a shit about the europa conference league
not a chelshit fan. just stating facts. they already have champions league next season . winning europa conference is like them entering pic related unironically. ufa was extremely dumb to set it all up like this
hate their inbred little fenian midget faces
mental how the gael bvll terrifies the anglo into submission merely by his presence.
seeing a lot of inappropriate images in this thread
Corrrrr
watermarket
hate their inbred little fenian midget faces
Not making the /new/, lads
Busy downloading an ai
ummers
Don’t cry ya little faggot
Feel a lot less like an incel freak now that I have a driving licence
shut the fuck up
they're getting battered by a better team
bradleying your own post
New
im not actually watching it tbf. i lost all interest in sport since it got taken over by wogs
you don't need to announce you're a freak every time you post