Morose dog edition
/brit/
this is how im feeling rn
ah yes can't wait for this thread to be full of nonce freaks and spammers
WWE
Fat cunt
Big iron...
nonce post already deleted
what a great thread
BEEN YEARS SINCE i HAD A POLO MINT
IMMA GET SOME TOMORROW
Back in my day they didnt have a hole in the middle. Fuckin shrinkflation
don't all post at once
hey guys
Did the nonce freak finally get banned? Looks like we can resume regular posting now.
Dogberg on a mad one
mad how big ed sheeran was in the 2010s
You call me mad, but perhaps it is you who is the madman.
It's all fake. No one actually liked him. His popularity was manufactured. His music is extremely dreary and depressing, which is the state globohomo wants everyone to be in permanently.
all the spammers have been banned
reckon theres only 6 real posters in here
When we are omnipotent [...] there will be no distinction between beauty and ugliness.
— George Orwell, 1984
Never listened to him but music generally seems more like a monopoly. Very few artists almost like only one genre is allowed at a time
I WANT MY /BRIT/ BACK
COME BACK TO ME
YOU CAN'T JUST STOP
BE
FUCKING
FUNNY
Would’ve terrorised that little freak if we was in the same school
Am i real?
wasted my life and squandered every single chance of happiness I've ever been granted
Mad that this speccy ginger kid went on to be a multimillionaire that shags
I went out today for a meal with my familia was really nice I enjoyed it a lot
have often been compared to bring a brunette ed sheeran, and honestly I doubt I'll ever recover from that comparison
i just can't be arsed
last year there was olympics and world cup kino
this year nothing Anon Babble will be barren and /brit/ is worse every single passing year
Jfc can imagine u now lol
Weirdest compliment was from a woman that said i look like my mum and then said my mum was very pretty
Dude! Club World Cup!
Thanks for letting us no mate
Rorke's mum on a mad one
shuttlecock
Fuckin love this show man watched it about 3000 times
Why do Chinamen and Japs hate each other
like dude you're literally the same
it would be like Germans and Austrians hating each other
not watched a single second of it
Missing out la
tried to watch it but characters are too annoying
na i'm not got a fanny
I am not got a fanny? Don’t understand sorry mate
pumping my arse with one of these
Brits and Irish
cats are really unintelligent but thats alright i like them anyway
am makin sense amnt na?
quick tip from a neoshagger (and incel-to-shagger success story)
after you kiss a bird for the first time, give her a confident smile and say "you're trouble"
thank me later, happy hunting incels
we're all mad here
girls lie when they say they like big men lose weight and the truth comes out they don't like fat guys they want slim boys you actually get smiled at shit's crazy
Men should not be "slim"
Remember when I became mates with new black lad in my all white school, I felt like the coolest kid in the world
SUCK MY DOG'S DIIIIIIICK
SUCK MY DOG'S DICK
SIR YES SIR
Lean
its crap and it always has been
I FUCKIN HATE THAT GUY
feel like shit just need m&s online orders back online
The final couple seasons are poor I’ll admit
Fucking bring back the Frutiger Aero.
not the boss of me ill be "slim" if i want to
you’re trouble
Just movie speak isn’t it. Will just sound cringe irl only going to work on a retarded woman who’s never had any male attention her entire life
get the fucking frutiger aero back
catbergs limping
i am your host the man they call ghost
bollocking myself
check his paws
bizarre
You can still get it from big brad
I am Japanese and studied at Manchester for 6months when I was a uni student.
I stayed at my host family home. Yeah I love and miss them so much. They taught me how to drink a "BREW".
It'd been almost 10years since I left Manchester, but I do still drink 3 cups of Yorkshire Tea, PG tips literally everyday!
wish i had a blonde gf with a big nose
I'm based.
Radiohead karma police earrape
need a deaf gf
Cats are Semitic in nature. They were worshipped by ancient Semites. They come from the near east. Their behaviour is Semitic, feminine, sly, narcissistic, self absorbed, snake like. Contrast the dog. Descendant of the wolf tamed by Ice Age Siberians (common ancestor of Aryans and Native Americans). Solar. Proud. Fierce. Loyal. Outwardly loving. Empathetic. Will to power.
skilled with the pan me
私があなたのお母さんの尻穴をなめなめするよ
Vikings loved cats though.
skilled with the scran me
the pan and the knife and the sandwich also
drank a bottle of beer this evening
Brechdan
Kike propoganda mate
I've been to the shooting range a couple of times but I always get so nervous when holding a gun. I'm such a wimpy pathetic soyboy. Oh my days.
Cute
anon onasensibleone
goodnight rorke x
goodnight leftypol x
goodnight /brit/ x
Have you ever fired a gun?
I remember this
When I went to vegas yeah
The only time I've genuinely felt happy in my life is when I was at a shooting range in vegas. I'm so jealous of americans.
*shoots one between your eyes*
i have now
You weren't nervous?
I'm so pathetic. Even British people are manlier than me.
skilled with the scranwich me
the fate of rorke
Your average Brit is manlier than your average Yank, maybe rednecks are manlier than Brits but the average Yank is a nasally sounding effeminate fat consoomer
Americans think the average British person acts like a polished effete victorian gentleman
What are u nervous about la
do you reckon they had sex in the next panel
You weren't nervous?
Not at all it was incredibly fun, got to shoot a big S&W.500
yes but ironically it was bumsex
oh so what you're telling me is that rorke ISNT a virgin after all?
rorke 1-0 leftypol
so you spend your free time posting on an anime website? thats so interesting, tell me more.
hehe i actually call it aniGAY. just my way of sticking it to the man.
Losing ur virginity only counts if dick goes in vagina not arse
Fancy a battenberg
there's this character I do called rorke right? and the thing is he's like a gay porn legend, you follow me so far right?
Please stop Anon Babble-posting I'm just trying to forget about that fucking board and what happened to that place
gay! porn! gay! porn! gay! porn!
gods not re-ACK
Feeling blackpilled and furious.
you muslim then
Seems like when you don't hang the threat of eternal damnation over someone's head they just say that it's a shit world and off themselves
ZOOEY
her husband is Canadian btw
CANADIAN COCK IS JUST BETTER
got to shoot a big S&W.500
ok now im jealous. I got to shoot a .44 desert eagle tho
leftypol LOST
Did it kick hard? I suprisingly held onto the S&W fine but when I was just shooting a usp45 it was trying to escape my hand.
biggest stones ever quarried
romans did it but then gave up with them and theyre just lying there in lebanon
CARLY'S FANNY ON YOUR FACE
ON YOUR FACE
ON YOUR FACE
CARLY'S FANNY ON YOUR FACE
AND YOUR BELLEND
I despise muslims so much
those are natural rock formations, see the giant's causeway
too big for me tbph
Yeah kicked like a mule. Seemed like it would be impractical for most situations barring a bear attacking you at close range
usp45
Very cool, never got to fire any fully automatic guns :(
Ive seen bigger
they should have cut them up into a few smaller stones, i bet they would have been easier to carry that way
A damsel with a dulcimer
In a vision once I saw:
It was an Abyssinian maid
And on her dulcimer she played,
Singing of Mount Abora.
Could I revive within me
Her symphony and song,
To such a deep delight ’twould win me,
That with music loud and long,
prefer a smaller stone me
they arent theyve got the tools nearby, its the wrong rock, and its near a big fuck off temple site that managed to incorporate around ~750 ton stones in it from the quarry
If you ever get a shot at it again get some automatics in. Shot an RPD full auto was amazing.
HOW COME WANKING MY WILLARD FEELS SO GOOD LADS?
Not touching it and not having any.
yeah i suppose you believe in the ancient bosnian pyramids too
smoking weed rn
chemicals in the ol brainberg I reckon
so rorke got any interesting opinions you want to share
not sure what you mean
wrong thread
Yeah will 100% go to a range to do that, we "only" shot a load of guns my family friend had in the woods.
Shot an RPD full auto was amazing.
I bet that fun as fuck, how much was it?
dit is /nederdraad/
maak maar /brit/ aan voor jou homos
don't suppose you know what most things mean
you walk around in a sort of gormless stupor not quite knowing how anything works
190 has bradley walsh as his discord picture
japan does immigration right
theres nothing wacky about romans biting off more than they can chew when quarrying this isnt some ancient aliens shit
lads
isnt this just appropriation?
she is a pretty white girl so no
trying too hard you fat cunt
eating some cheese strings
love cheese strings me
God I hate myself
It was quite expensive me and my mate went to some place called The Las Vegas gun strip club. Everything in Vegas was a rip to be fair, it was one of those build your own packages I believe it must have been 300-400 quid. We didn't think we would get this opportunity ever again so we went for it.
God I love myself
Just beat Atlantica on Kingdom Hearts. Not a bad world really. Tough boss fights but the trick is to use aero frequently.
ktinm
190 alan moni thailad when you think about it they all disappeared around the same time
Listening to Kneecap atm
must have been 300-400 quid. We didn't think we would get this opportunity ever again so we went for it.
100% worth the expense
Never listened to them
Probably never will
3 little gimps
“Brits out blacks in” fucking leftist faggots
you going to play the new doom emoyed woman?
they care me :)
why are brits generally way unhealthier than other europeans
george droid fent reactor
you on the right
them on the left
was shagging the missus and told her l had a fantasy about shagging a femboy and she basically came right then
she's a quarter japanese because her grandfather got struck down with a nasty case of yellow fever, so I don't think it counts as appropriation
By what metrics
the ones i made up in my head
well you seem fatter balder more alcoholic
i guess discounting slavs because they're about the same
oh right
growing schism between Zionist Rorkes and antisemitic Rorkes
fatter
Perhaps although this varies a lot across Europe
balder
Not particularly
more alcoholic
Not particularly
rip andrew tate
fatter
were way at the shit end of the spectrum in terms of diets. bad that our neighbours have the best diets too
balder
not health in 99% of circumstances and im not convinced were any balder than anywhere else in europe
more alcoholic
nah
Remember when British people opened fired on a crowd for no reason
we have a slave mentality from hundreds of years of our French overlords taking 90% of our harvests and not letting us hunt in their woods, we will take whatever cheap gruel tastes the best
mad how the american revolution was basically just a power grab by the american elites trying to overthrow the established elite
based
Yeah true but Boston was fun
but our 'elite' at the team were just guys who owned big farms (and lots of slaves)
millenial niggas thought this was the coolest thing ever 10 years ago
oh my days uncs
what were you THINKING
Reminder that you took Boston but lost half of your men by the time you were in melee range
Yes, and?
I consider 2015 the beginning of the end
i hated katy perry so i dont count
I did? I don't remember that at all
need NEED to leave Anon Babble and stop using the internet for leisure it's just going to be young cunts flaming me for my age as i get older and im only 289
Britain still controls America regardless.
Zionism is a British project too. Zionist theology originated in Britain before they brainwashed American southerners with it.
Literally a zoomer meme
Oh right, yeah?
289
based founding father
I have never been stung by a bee or a wasp.
Is this unusual?
or am I a normoid?
Thomas Nelson Darby - British
Plymouth Brethren - British
Cyrus Scofield - ok that guy was American, but even his Scofield Bible was printed at Oxford and funded by the British Rothschilds
you could be allergic lad no way to know
be careful
i've been stung a few times
one of my first memories from childhood is stepping into a pit full of bees as a kid and my grandmother freaking out because i cried from it
watching the hit Apple TV show Foundation
once got stung by a wasp hiding in my slipper
Wild how I still have a invitation to London and to Scotland because I got drunk with people in a bar in Boston. We sung the smiths and queen
We were singing Northern soul (8)
feel when physically attractive but personality wise unattractive
You need to start taking more risks
I don't think singing killer queen and don't stop me now while drunk was northern soul
me neither but i still think love on the dole by the libertines is a chewn
gad unprotected sex with an indian escort today
loaded her up with cum and left it dribbling out of her cunt
PRAY FOR PEACE
feel like we need a new personality, a new maverick on the scene in /brit/
things are becoming too stale
me? deeply attractive in every way. good face, tall, big willy, full head of hair, good beard genetics, personality that everyone falls in love with
also me? too autistic to do anything with all the women who fancy me
did she smell like curry?
How old was she
she fit?
What did those Irish monks do in Iceland all day
doing some extremely toxic farts in bed
Fascinating.
Turns out I AM a freak.
Yhe binble
crazy how many people on Anon Babble say this
crazy theyre not aware that lack of self-awareness is a typical autist trait
Me? 6'8", 195 IQ, blond hair, blue eyes, strong jaw, high cheekbones, deep voice, drive a Ferrari, based, redpilled, and have aspergers
mosquito
bee
wasp
flea
yellowjacket (not just a wasp...?)
tick
lice
all me
Could they even read
do we even have mosquitos in the uk
These are just objective facts mate. I'm 99th percentile height and nob size. Get constant compliments about my looks and my eyes and my thick hair. Have been actively pursued by no less than a dozen women and gotten the "She wants you to ask her out" from the friends of a dozen more. Been on dates where they even lean in for the kiss. And then I just... don't kiss them.
the old scooby doo cartoons unironically had laugh tracks, what a load of shite
I still haven’t forgiven those blonde Norse faggots for invading Ireland. Vikings were essentially N words of their day, it’s retarded how they’re glorified in modern media. They just stole shit from people more advanced than them. Battle of clontarf AD1014 we kicked them out for good
world leaders are being oppressed by evil spirits causing them to seek destruction on the world en masse it's grim
you got pwned nerd
yeah but ive only ever actually been bitten when out of the country
Sven won. You lost.
Those faggots were throwing shit at eachother up in norway, had to come down and try steal our intricate gold ornaments then they got fucked out simple as
you're 6'6 with a 7.5 inch knob and you post here? what a state you must be kek
Fuck he ruined himself
Yes and yes, that was the point of the post mate.
he looked feminine to begin with despite the jaw and the muscles
UK temps to hit 26C this weekend after sunniest spring on record
sick of it
The only way back to the Garden is through Jesus- The Way, The Truth and The Life- The devil’s bargain is elevating man and the flesh above the Creater of the universe and by default you are the devil’s if you do not come to Jesus for salvation- two paths in the song and 2 choices- your eternity depends on it ‼
Drinking a beer
Have you ever been to Berlin
Maybe in Oz where you're all sailors of lumberjacks
David Bowie and Iggy Pop lived in Berlin for a few years.
Russians are congregating on the borders lads. Not liking this one bit if I'm being honest
isn't this one of their usual exercises?
Do you have a source for that?
May God protect you always and the road rise up to meet you.
Get your skiis and your rifle
should've watched your mouth, but no you just couldn't shut up could you
so you keep saying
Shouldnt have let Hunter Biden set up bio-labs
Shut up you fat gluttonous faggot
Now is your time. Make him proud.
it's hip to be square *fucks my own arse*
Is all the money in the world worth a damn if you sell your soul for it
Think he still smokes crack
Christ's return could happen any second now. I have the funniest feeling Putin will try something like Blitzkreig the West with nukes. Nuke to completely disable Britain. Abomination of desolation. That tsunami trick He talks about, rush and take Scandinavia. How much manpower does he have left? Rorke investigates.
Federal court blocks Trump from imposing sweeping tariffs under emergency powers law
fucking screaming
sent that fat orange cunt flying
remember .bmp
peacewithgod.net
I like ... "if you believe with all your heart that Jesus is Lord, you'll be saved."
globalist trillionaires rejoice
says it all really
they are going to liberate you from homosexual feminist jew oppression
greet them as liberators
No liberarots only Christ our Lord is our liberator
need to have sex with a youtuber
Four in 10 British Pakistanis think first-cousin marriage should be legal
wish granted but you can only chose an Irish youtuber, who you choosing?
You’re all Protestants right?
i was born catholic and i am now agnostic/atheist
To be a Christian you must be born again!
Jesus was telling Nicodemus that no matter what good he did on the outside, he needed changing on the inside. That can happen only through a supernatural act of God when His Holy Spirit convicts us of wrongdoing and brings new life to our very souls.
Protestantism is a good basis but it's fundamental that we are brothers in arms and we follow Christ.
That wasn’t directed at brown people I don’t care what brown religion you belong to
No. I don't like FPS.
Mad how much of a spastic freak I am
ive been stung by a scorpion in the dick
not making it up either
oh he's gone
IN THE SEWER ALL ALONE
(that’s my home)
Why do brits call police “polis”?
Lol that’s the scots
love gamer girls <3
yeah.... just set the heart straight on A20. he won't be causing any trouble for a while let's put it that way.
why do Americans really emphasise the T in TV, as if there are different kinds of Vs and they're specifying the T one?
The queen had a wee shart and just crooked innit
She’s very pretty I would like to kiss her
I can drink about 15 beers or maybe 25 it depends on the can
Where the fuck is mousenonce? This is getting beyond a joke
why do French people call orgasming la petite mort?
I mean you are Irish that is par for the course
fearful of the above webm, shan't be clicking it
Test
coffee table stools haha wut
The French president is a poof.jpeg
real dregs of society hours
Then why are you here
motherfuckers think I'm sick
you ever seen a bitch take a shit? fuck that
I let her dookie ass be
cos female shitting is news to me
Americans put down cans too cmon now
Hey smelly
He's gone
I hope we'll have a proper funeral thread for him, he may have been annoying but he deserves that at least
so umm... the new?
Therefore rejoice, you heavens
and you who dwell in them!
But woe to the earth and the sea,
because the devil has gone down to you!
He is filled with fury,
because he knows that his time is short.
The colonizers destroyed Kemet.