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wop is such a fun slur to say

Nintendo's business pivot from children to manchildren is a sign of how little kids are born in rich countries nowadays

for me it's mulignan

see i havent cross linked in years lets see if i still got it

watchin asmongold
damn this nigga smart

sexo o no sexo?

howdy buddy

I seriously thought the op image was this

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isnt fargo litteraly begging for people to come and work?

What does this mean? The pacific northwest is one of the most desirable locations in the US, shit is expensive and the jobs are all high skilled labor

Yeah

i thought it was an expansive industrial hub where you could make good wage driving a forklift in a factory and make good wage plus that housing was cheap

YOU are gay!

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Now that you mention it, it kind of seems like their business strategy went from

We need to make a cool looking product so kids will beg their parents to buy it

To

Let's release the same shit repeatedly and increase the price since these manchildren will pay for it anyway

That's the south which is cheap because it's a shithole that is literally becoming uninhabitable as shit just gets hotter and hotter

there is nothing wrong with ukraine or the european union

Got prescribed prozac for OCD and hydroxyzine for intermittent anxiety flareups, what am I in for?

me in the darkest blue

Just saw a jeet standing on the train, he was holding the pole then took his hand off it to stick his entire finger into his mouth to presumably pick at something in his back teeth. He then put his hand back on the pole directly. Just imagine that billions of such scenes are playing out at any moment.

What if you showed these scenes to a DB fan in 2005 and told him they're from 2020 and canon

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Chudleaf isn't gonna like this

Enjoy your infinite anti-Italian slur pass
t. wop, guinea, dago, greaseball, goombah

Yuichussetts?

wrong coast

All leafs are Chudleaf except for redditjeet tbqh

Why is it called "The Hague"

yeah well thats true i guess during the summers we have these weather threads where most of india and pakistan is pushing 122f isnt that where the human cap lies some where? but i would still encourage you to take the fargo pill look up some cheap housing now im sure there are many vaccations at factories that doesnt requires an education and will give you an alaskan tier salary

I remember people would fight adamantly to claim redditleaf wasn't real

Anyone else stuck in an endless loop?

because thats where you will sit for the rest of your days for what bait you pulled earlier you little shit

Redditleaf uses an American proxy sometimes, was probably just him samefagging.

I don't watch anime

me in the lightest blue

Marylandbros...

name one good anime.
i'll wait

Hawaii is poor as shit and also super expensive

Grim

boku no piko no shitcunt: revolution

Boku no pico!

Very nice

chronic tranny shitposting and /cum/? name a more iconic duo.

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*dies waiting*

Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Is it Japanese? No.
Is it animated like an anime? Yes!
Is it better than every anime series ever made? Hell yes!

Is it better than every anime series ever made? Hell yes!

um, ackshually

tfw the republicans are going to set systems in place to win future elections

how do we stop them?

Goodsoil, Canada

By lynching half the politicians in the Democratic party yourself

If you're not white german in American you're literally a NIGGER

systems like voter id?

also slowly getting rid of the ability to mail in vote too

You ever think about how little sense it makes that Hank's half brother looks exactly like Hank? Hank looks like his mom not his dad.

I guess I need to ask my hairstylist for a more suitable haircut for somebody with emerging male-pattern baldness. Maybe if I’m lucky he’ll use a shotgun or even an old-timey guillotine.

kek

systems like voter id?

also

wow

narrow urethra

way too many thirdies posting in /cum/ these days, we gotta do something about it.

The latest mission impossible had a dark skinned female president

Musk is a based fetish

Eurangatans amirite

lmao

German and French posters are unironically the worse in Europe

In Germany we

You are a nigger even though Paris is 60% black

The grand canyon is the most overrated national park in the country.
Like of course its worth visiting, but I don't think it's as pretty as most of the other ones like Zion or Grand Teton or Glacier

*runs arounds on my knuckles and makes monkey noices*

all national parks are becoming overcrowded, jeetified trash dumps full of litter

Once bought 30 Wingstop tenders on accident instead of 30 boneless wings when my friends and I were getting together to get drunk
Ended up eating all of them

Like of course its worth visiting

you would think that but have you seen the movie where a guy gets stuck and is forced to saw off his own arm with a mcdonalds toy? its based on a real story btw

go to take a cheeky swig of milk

Jewish trannies?

that was in utah

They need to implement a reservation system to cap the number of visitors each day, they already have this at Zion and kind of at Yosemite.
Our great president is gutting their budget btw so expect more trash to accumulate since there aren't as many rangers to patrol it

they won't catch me dead eating wingslop

stay clear of canyons traveler

What sucks is that I have to move to get an apprenticeship and sadly I will probably never get into a union in both of my home cities Chicago and Boston

niggas be like
"these chicken wings too spicy"

How does that make you feel?

You got a be on your shit like a fent head. Do you think a fent head ever says I'm not going to buy fent today and shoot it up? No! So what's your excuse for not starting a business?

My "fent" is bedrotting

the deputy director of the FBI tried to blend whole lemons in a blender

Gotta take my stuff out of the autoclave soon
Have any of you ever used an autoclave?
It's like an oven and dishwasher combined, used to sterilize stuff in laboratories

Like shit because I am stuck in Florida and i was convinced it was a good idea to move here because the taxes will be lower but I earn less than did up north being a fucking Walmart worker

yeah. i would put medical instruments in there when i did janitorial work at a clinic.

I used to because I used to fuck the manager of the one by my apartment in college so she’d let me use her employee discount

those could be ancient pyramids now covered by jungle

i use them as reaction vessel at work. i'm not producing things for human consumption so i don't sterilize things with it.

anyone else like their own musky cock scent?

she's chubby and her pants are about to rip from all the fat on her legs

her breast clevage starts really low too, fake boobs

Wait when did Jordan Peterson become Christian

Yes. it's intoxicating

about 40 years ago

he's schrodinger's christian

he meet god in a serbian loony bin okay?!

he's not. he'd be (rightfully) kicked out of any church for being a pseudo-gnostic heretic.

Starting my course at my local CC after working full-time for two years, with the intention of transferring to uni and finishing my degree.

In a class of 50 people, I'm literally the only local Canadian student there and the only one who isn't Indian. There isn't a non-Indian in the entire class besides me. WTF? How is this even legal? I thought the government was going to fix this?

Is anyone else attending uni or CC right now or recently? Are the majority of your classes completely dominated by international students? I honestly feel like a outsider in my own country.

No one there knows how to speak or write English. I don't know how these guys got vetted in but it's clearly obvious they cheat completely fabricated their grades back in their home country or cheated altogether.

Just the other day, one of instructors literally did a 20 minute lecture on the entire class because he was so pissed that almost the entire class used Ai/GPT and it was so obvious because it was clear copy-and-paste job that he simply did himself and checked the answers.

I feel so disheartened and want to transfer to another college where international students aren't the majority. These 'educated' international students from India have no idea how to use basic word, excel or PP. Jesus Christ, these basic programs are things Grade 9 students at my HS completely aware of and know how to use.

im gonna say no for the chance shes not a latina

So my stats are
710 credit score
7k in the bank
And 100 bucks in cash for edging someone's driveway
Amex blue

I swear people don't even know the difference between 'further' and 'farther' anymore

this is /cum/ ain't no little school boys here, buster

I'm not reading all that

no, real boobs, these were fake
she's Mexican, barely speaks English, but we still have fun

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Yakub and Yeshua are black brothers
Yakub was Yahweh’s first son and Yahweh punished his favorite children (the black race) for forsaking him and driving him to evil by creating the white devil
Yakub and Yeshua will fight their final battle, the pale demon fighting on the side of the first son and the black children of god will fight on the side of Yeshua

You could try transferring to college down here, but then you're at the mercy of orange man

No more foreign students remember

It's no secret that they have cheating scandals and bullshit institutions to get into foreign schools

going for a little drive, anyone need anything from the store?

Yakub is the Demiurge

yous needs to speak dem real liturgic language my nigga. niggas fina axed yakub brooke ass bich questions so yakub he gon create whitey to punish dem niggas

If you see me out in Quahog say hi but if you meet me at the clam I'm a talkative guy

Dark chocolate KitKat and Pepsi throwback thx

she's Mexican, barely speaks English, but we still have fun

sexosexosexosexosexosexosexo

you have stores on that rock?

sour gummy worms and a cold steel reserve

could you get me a case of lager?

the saltiest licorice you can find

Just wanted to let you know that loading this gif crashed my browser

I've only seen cleavage stat that low on women who already have kids

In iceland they have to make appointments to go to the store because they only have one store in the entire country

she was the one choking hard on my dick, I said todo bien/all good, she gave me the thumbs up and kept going *gluck*gluck*gluck
she's a grandma

mason jars are my favourite vessel to piss in

just jorked it, gonna get some food now

Musky cock is literally the best but porn obviously can't fulfill the need and the want

Can I get a hi-yah

HUH YAAAAA

Yakub and Yeshua wuz Black kings n' bruthas, no cap.

Yakub was Yahweh’s first lil nigga but OG had to check his own squad, tha real niggas of AFRICA, cause they be fuckin' with him fr, pushed him to his villain arc, and big nigga Yahweh been like "Fuck y'all niggas."

That’s how snow roaches got created, fr.

Now it’s endgame: Yakub vs. Yeshua, final boss fight. The chalk demons ride for the first son, but God’s real niggas? They mobbin’ with Yeshua, standin’ on business ‘til the W is secured. On foe nem."

Watching season 2 of the Adam Friedland Show

snow roaches

chalk demons

My ancestors :)

Piratos salty licorice

Horrid

at least i'm not a ngiger

I have nothing else in my life

lel. have you seen the bulgarian that writes his own black muslim oc for /balk/? its funny stuff

Was anyone else surprised to learn that we landed on the mood like 6 times? In school we only learned about Neil and Buzz and that we hadn't been back, I was literally taught wrong

Where did you grow up? I knew about all of the landings.

I don't remember learning about the Apollo missions in school.

You mean the retard who used to post here for a while?
Extremely sad
I wonder if it's generational or based on location, probably both

might be. they literally built the saturn V in my hometown.

i don’t wanna do the damn ass dishes

Who cares about the moon landings when you could learn about George Washington Carver, who didn't actually invent peanut butter

same. i put them off until there's so many and then i only do like 1/3 of them.
then i try to do some more but i just keep making more dirty dishes and it's like i'm always at 50% at best. finna scrape all this shit into a dumpster and start using paper plates like a crackhead.

OR i might just buy a new dishwasher and stop being a lazy ass bitch nibba.

what do you call a black rocket scientist

List of Black Excellence:
The First Black Woman to Wipe Her Ass With Toilet Paper
The First Black Man to be Named Tyrone
The First Black Man to Commit Armed Robbery

The deep south, our teacher would always go on about how we had only been to space once and it was ridiculous that we hadn't been back and I didn't know they were wrong until I got to college, I was genuinely shocked when I learned about the other moon landings, felt like one of those mandela effects

convict #4563450

I learned how to do Arabic calligraphy in Middle School

I don't let the walmart security guys check my receipt, they get really mad about it but I just walk past them, if there is a line I just walk out the other door, if they yell at me to come back I just calmly say nah I'm good, I've never stolen a single thing and I do the bagging myself because its self checkout only if they're so concerned they can start having someone bag it for me again like in the olden days

Anything with a written storyline is gay as fuck
As a straight man I just watch my trailcams all day

So you one of dem al queda niggas huh?

He's in love with who I am
Back in high school I used to jerk him with my hands
Now I hit that orgy sex with condoms in my hands
Just did half a xan, now I'm pounding on my man

It was while we were learning about the Battle of Tours and the Franks in general, we also wrote in Carolingian miniscule

i miss her so much it’s unreal
sorry i know im the same lonely faggot from two days ago but you guys are my outlet until i can get a therapist

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this is AI generated music

need to pee

do you guys believe in therapy btw

let it out, bro
I miss "her" too, and also "her"

yo white peepo be evil n shiet

300k likes

Right wing meme accounts can only dream of these numbers

Also I went to a shithole school we only had a few hundred students across all grades and the school served our town and the one next to us because the population was too small for both of them to have their own school

black people fucking suck

1.5m retweets

soul of america, broken link plus /shorts/

bahahahahahaha

never seen a reason to go

Therapy is as real as astrology

I have an ulcer and gout and hemorrhoids

I'm going to kill myself

Good therapy is good, bad therapy is bad

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Broken link

You just have shit internet works fine on mine

these posts inspired me to go to twitter (first time in my life) and search the phrases "white people" and "black people"
yeah. i'm never going back to that site

Yes, but you need a good therapist, some are shit

Lol same as Canada. Every national park near a population centre is full of jeets littering.

me too

Ummm it's called X now sweatie

Do a barrel roll

It's almost like sending them back is a good thing #ControversialOpinionAlert

Remember when Chinese tourists were shitting on the floors
Now it's a flood of Jeet doodoo

I wonder how many therapists start out as good people but eventually have so many of the same experiences that they become like "I know exactly how all these people can solve their problems but they never want to do what I say so I'm just going to refer everyone for medication since they're all a bunch of dumb cattle anyway."

Psychiatrists give medication, not therapists

then AI is the future

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Re-fer
Just like you're re-tard

ok akshit

In the 90's, it was called "Being PC"

In the 2000's, it was called "Liberalism"

In the 2010's, it was called "SJW"

Now in 2020's, it's being called "Wokeism"

What do you think will be the next catch-all term for social awareness in the next decade?

who would win in the race war

Being Faggots.

the euphemism treadmill never stops.

Droids

It's too unpredictable because you'd think white people would win but they constantly betray each other

Retardation

Can't definitively say who would win but Blacks come in last in every scenario yet they seem the most looking forward to it for some reason

White people would only win following a Stalinesque purege

gonna start watching peaky blinders

How about james scandalfini

Orangeman said ISPs shouldn't stop you from using the internet to pirate

Based

GET RHYTHM WHEN YOU GET THE BLUES
COME ON AND GET RHYTHM WHEN YOU GET THE BLUES
A JUMPY RHYTHM MAKES YOU FEEL SO FINE
IT'LL SHAKE ALL YOUR TROUBLE FROM YOUR WORRIED MIND

thank you for the rose

too few of them now too
asians probably could edge us out now

i'll do a countdown for a galaxy

Asians would start trying to wipe each other out

I'm penis

embrace the future, a world of digital suffering awaits you.

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Yes I didn't realize this until I read some books on my own long after i graduated.

would happen with everyone
if you let ethiopians lead the blacks theyd genocide all the bantus
if you let nords lead the whites theyd genocide all the meds/slavs

You wish you were Chinese

Viets hate Chinese

Japanese hate Chinese and Koreans

Koreans hate Chinese and Japanese

Taiwanese hate Mainland Chinese

SEA monkeys hate each other too sometimes

Arr rook same

Being a Huwite man in China is as close to heaven as you can get

I'm not racist, but...

Why aren't you racist? It's normal to be racist.

I just notice patterns.

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Morrissey got so much flack for saying this a few years ago but everyone knows it's true, we're all a little racist whether we like it or not

I mean as a Chicagoan I've been to the black neighborhoods and let's just say ummmm

why not just be happy about it and then have fewer problems in life

People will look back at video games in 2025 and wonder if it was a legal requirement that they only be made by transsexuals

it is

Met this weird Moldovan guy once while backpacking through Europe who decided to tell a group of strangers that "I'm not racist, but I'm sexist"

I'm not racist, but...

sometimes I do have flair-ups in traffic
t. theo von

its human nature to cling to our own groups families-tribes-nations. and it is not a normal state for people of different races to share the same living space (land). people feel most comfortable around people that looks like them

are you EVIL, /cum/??

AI generated videos are getting a little too good now

holy fuck yes i hope it's as edgy as i remember from when i was 16

still have my RISE AGAINST t-shirt I wore when i was telling the world how it should behave. i hope they don't skimp on the political commentary, i bet they have lots of critical things to say about BLOMPF and his pack of NAZIS.

these guys are still around? dang

I've got like 3 RA t-shirts that I wear all the time lmao.

what would i do to marry a young germanic woman

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Hi, my name is Professor Oak.
Are you a boy or a girl?

ask chatgpt if there are venomous snakes in western pennsylvania

chatgpt says "yes there are, their range includes [my tiny hometown no one has ever heard of]

ask it how it knows I live in that town

"haha I didn't know that it was just a coincidence ;)"

remember when rage against the machine held a concert during covid, and they demanded with an emotional meltdown that everyone wear masks?

YES, SIR. I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
YES, SIR. I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
YES, SIR. I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

well now it knows for sure

Ewwww are you a Yinzer?

I just buried my grandfather. He made it to 90 and was an exemplary man to many

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Sorry bro
Sounds like he lived a good long life

what did he think about your lack of a job

i can't emotionally connect with people.

he didn't think much of it he was more concerned with his utter lack of WHITE GIRL PUSSY

shut the fuck up faggot

sounds like volbeat

The left only cares about freedom if the freedom is expressed in their desired way, meaning in the form of resistance to ideas they disagree with. You are never free to resist THEIR ideas.

i am not watching this ugly, shrill jeet squeal about whatever

isn't that a pokemon

Thank you

He found it interesting that I worked from home, considering he was born in 1934

i libe en billidelphia

I'm so hungover bros

based and edgepilled, together we're gonna show these chuds what's right.

I’m just stating the facts: your grandpa probably smashed white teen girl pussy, was ripped, and often went to the beach to see cute white girls in swimsuits, and here you are, still a virgin at twenty-eight

You're weird

Just searched for "kids video" and sorted by new

why were you doing that

you've never been curious to know what other people experience?

Sillybelphia

Jesus

I work in an elementary school and some of the lower functioning kids don't want to watch mainstream stuff (e.g Mickey Mouse Clubhouse) and they'll choose some cursed bootleg shit that'll be like sped up Cocomelon with 3 video filters

It's National Burger Day today

Why are the only people in positions of power women or annoying faggots?
I've noticed faggots are incredibly skilled at working their way into positions of authority and then forcing everyone under them to partake in their insufferable quirky "humor"
And half of that humor is them making jokes about how they like to take it up the ass
Can a faggot explain why they feel the need to publicly broadcast their sexual fetishes to the entire planet
I've never seen a straight teacher make jokes about loving boobs, but a faggot teacher will make jokes about liking to take it up the ass
It's bizzare. Why does society condone this behavior?

He visited France at least once and would have liked that song, if he hadn't heard it. Reminds me of him, thanks swedefrend

Because the jews want to exterminate the white germanic man

i haven't noticed this

*Worming their way

it began with a little thing called the french revolution

Lucky you, I don't want to deal with fags but they're everywhere like some kind of virus

Why does society condone this behavior?

They made it illegal or socially unacceptable to criticize it.
Degeneracy (heterosexual): late night adults only... but watch your word choice lest you get too sexist or racist
Degeneracy (gay): acceptable for the whole family at any time

Instant red flags?

doesn't work out, likes to go out on "girl parties", likes to smoke, likes to drink, ruined her beautiful white skin with tats

Why are the only people in positions of power women or annoying faggots?

The system intentionally only promotes women and faggots, and has discriminated against straight men for our entire lives.

do asian chuds talk about their birthrates as much as white chuds do

being liberal is already an immediate nope. if you have no shared values then nothing will work out.

people that prefer asses over boobs are literally not people
it's the same with "people" that eat well-done steaks

nippon is taxing the unmarried now, so probably

japs seemingly dont care and im pretty sure korean men hate women

Yes, I have a South Korean friend who tells me that feminism is intense in Korea. He says men get accused of "eye rape," and you can never touch a girl, even playfully, because she might call the police. Men constantly worry about being seen as harassers, especially now with this craze of perverts planting mini cameras everywhere.

why don't you guys just have fucking sex? white dick in white pussy?

im only racist to indians and arabs because theyre ugly looking people. im not racist to anyone else.

True that

Straight guy cracking a joke about boobs = ew what a gross objectifying creep ick ick!! Fire him now!

Faggot joking about taking back shots ...wow what a wholesome funny guy

anyways new

not using that

we never do, wonder why he even bothers. at this point I'm about to filter brazil

we never do, wonder why he even bothers. at this point I'm about to filter brazil

to trigger your womanly sensitivity

mite go to costco

Yeah it's a pretty big talking point in Korea, Japan , and China but mostly they just do it under the frame of gender wars

So are we using the f*reigner new or not? I am legally forbidden to make a new