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You had me at hate

This thread is brought to you in part by Bang's Root Beer. Bang's, it denies the Holocaust.

LMFAO

dang, no way? I'm gonna have to switch my pepsi puppy over to bangs now

bully the threadsplitting Brazilian

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Do you miss xer ?

WE GOT A LIVE ONE

get the fuck out

I just realized this nigga’s name is Elliot Rodger in Spanish LMAO

ALL GANDS ON DECK ON HANDS ON DECK

WE GOT JEETS AT THE WIRE, REPEAT WE GOT JEETS AT THE WIRE

it's almost like the CIA is getting lazier with their staged shootings

CONTACT

Lol

JEET IN THE WIRE

EXERCISING THE SAMSON OPTION

threadly reminder:

is it this one then

Stuck at momberg’s and she’s watching this absolutely retarded chick flick

seething jeet you keep spamming this over and over lol

does your country have a butthurt thirdie belt?

America

yes we do, they often seethe about "yankees" and "ellis islanders" and larp as "old stock" in their low hdi poverty stricken blackstates.
sometimes they larp as WASP while being mixed irish and scottish

i’m not indian, but i am definitely not white either lol

Are you eating your tacos correctly?

LMFAO

we do but it's literal thirdies, and it's not so much a belt as it is a diarrhea splatter on the fabric of the country. imagine a giant cosmic asshole blasting shitties all over Canada and it lands giant dook wads in Toronto, Montreal, Calgary, and Vancouver

New Brunswick may as well not exist

i roll it into a ball and eat it all at once

therapistberg says that i am one of her most challenging patients because i am very philosophical.

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my drug of choice is beer (im quitting because it’s making me into a more miserable ugly person) and my looks are the only thing left going for me
im effectively woman tier at this point, relying solely on my looks with no substance beneath

shant be using brazilian new

i wanna fuckin beat whoever drew this shit

Scots Irish are mostly not Irish, as inter-sectarian marriage was frowned upon. They’re from the Protestant colonization of Ulster. It’s more like the term African-American, which means Africans in America, but they’re not Americans. Scots Irish are Scots in Ireland, but not Irish.

all my niggas HEIL HITLER

Good lad. Fuck that brazilian faggot.

Try reading books. If you stopped using electronics as leisure you could easily read a book a day. I know because I used to.

I put it in a blender and drink it like a smoothie

funny cause you sound pretty damn butthurt right about now

future is looking bright

Is there a James O'Donnell present? What about a Mike Farahbakhshian? Ryan J. Farrick??

kek so true

Ok serious question , why do you keep talking about people that aren't here? Are you hoping to impress someone or something? Like I honestly don't get it. There's only like 3 people who know what you're talking about and I'm not even sure they're here. So what's the point

It's so bizarre and cringe I genuinely want to understand why you donit

this has GOT to be shooped (also checked)

i should start tripfagging i make really good posts sometimes

most of my bras don't fit anymore :(

i still don't really get black nazis. isn't that a little antithetical? hitler didn't even like slavs, and slavs are a lot closer to germans than africans (american or otherwise)

gn /cum/

have you considered not being a crossdresser

i'll buy you some new ones queen

it's less about hitler and more about how comically evil jews are is I believe the way they're approaching this.

night bud

I'm feces

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Do you think someone is going to get fired for posting this?

got the page 11 last

too easy

Jewish media creates a false impression of 1930s Germany. Hell, even the Waffen SS was partly a big international legion full of nationalist volunteers from countries across Europe and beyond. Nationalists can cooperate with nationalists from other nations. It just requires having one’s own nation to call home. It doesn’t mean hating every other nation. The nations that get hated are usually the ones who won’t stop meddling in one’s own nation’s affairs.

Please post a screenshot. I'm not giving Musk traffic

just took a massive stinky shit poo

spinny....

this game is so comfy

NHH

youtube.com/watch?v=rg9_8L6ueIQ

I'm designer

i checked. they're going to have to go full blackout on white house communications. the picture is gonna blow soon

its a link to dreamy bull jerking off

i have big tits

I'm a girl

blyat

humans are MONKEYS

may i see them ma'am?

Just heard a massive explosion
hope it was a really really big firework

poooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i might be gay

im 25 years old

grim thread rn

' nuit

i have man boobs

I have man balls

Mayflower WASP peasants do be thinking like they're british aristocrat and have their family crest while their cousins in britiain look like this

a prehistoric savage draped in a bride's dress, a round helm of men whose very bones were dust with a worn hussar jacket hanging wantonly below the oddly medieval couched lance on the unsaddled pony as the redskins closed the distance

Kurwa...

If we evolved from monkeys then why do monkeys still exist?? HUH??????

just need some soft girl buttcheeks on my face right now, thats what i need

Saw girlberg for a bit after work
Women sre so lovely bros
I love them so much
I know i know, controversial /cum/ opinion
Also need to buy more of this bodywash friendbergs wife gave me for Christmas, its 3 for 3 on unprompted compliments from women this month alonr

For me, i need some spooning

You know, women likers sound a lot less miserable than women haters

dont care
didnt ask

Weedman took my money and ran

its 3 for 3 on unprompted compliments from women this month alonr

and what's it called then

Name of body was

grim. i'm going to bed.

I read the book twice, I had a really muddy paperback, fucking love that shit. Read half of Suttree too, but it wasn't up to the standard of that or the Coen movie.

every man on earth should be killed except for me and then i'll have all the women to myself

lmao deserved

Whiskey reserve by bath and body works

Dinnae let tha door hit ye in the arse on yuir way oot

and you'd still be an incel freak

goodnight

i feel another panic attack is imminent

seriously? That's fucked up

hmm yeah women love those really strong body wash odors

Hate is a path of misery yes
I also found out today im like the object of adoration among the mids at the gym
They literally bring their friends to see me when im working

then there would be no fellas to stop the women from bossing you around

im having a panic attACK!

ppoopp

What do you guys think about the names Sophia and Cassandra?
Why not go to the dispensary?

Just learned that Alcoholics Anonymous conventions are a thing and Vancouver will be hosting a giant one in July.
Drinking covfefe right now bt w & wondering what the hell happened to the weedman. Did he get stopped by the cops? Eighty dollars potentially wasted. FUCK.

Another sore throat, that's just fucking awesome

the names of my sister and aunt

Very beautiful names
Surely women with these names will grow up to be beautiful

*arrests you*

Our province.

Sophia and Cassandra

ugly names

Did I ask for your life story or something else?
Thanks

I wonder if that cum nigga with a girl name was named sophia...lol nah

anyways

umm

nice names but they kinda sound like they're from a video game, maybe soul caliber

Why not go to the dispensary?

a) what I bought isn't regulated/legal, and b) the black market is cheaper than the gov't anyways.
I like Sophia. It means "wisdom" doesn't it? My favourite female names are Lauren and Catherine tho.

The pine country opened up somewhat then into a treacherous little dell where in ages past promethean monsters unknowable to human ken had trashed about like neggers and like neggers they were bound to trash again at the end of the world the woodpiles of civilization merely mitigating the neggering that would be had by each man and his fellow at the end of the world when neggers held sway the kid thought

Soul calibur has Cassandra but the other is Sophitia. It's a coincidence, I just happen to like the names AND the characters/series
I like Catherine

Sophia vergara......
Hnnng

Either of them hot? You're anonymous just say it.

Sophia can be shortened to Sophie which is cute

almost feel like "sophia" is troon coded these days, maybe not idk but don't name your girl lilith...not that anyone did

Nuit

No thr girl im seeing rn has a different hut also pretty name
Ive never been with either of those
I feel like a Sophia would ruin other women for me

What about Lily

This is what I ordered, at like 3:30pm. Quarter to 11 now.

Great swamp is fun

I like the name "Marcelina" but it basically means that you dedicate your daughter to the god Mars and he's a bad god.

Girlberg has a tranny friend literally named alice and i had to stifle a laugh at THE stereotype name being used unironically

whats so special about it

I'm pretty sure this is what my desktop would look like if I was autistic

"Sarah" is also troon coded i think

Soul calibur has Cassandra but the other is Sophitia.

oh yeah u rite u rite.

what was the girl with the daggers or whatever named? the really fast little chick, she was my favorite to play

i unlocked the cordon im excited to see how it looks

In Canada the legal max a THC vape can hold is 1gram. This is 3grams. And while a legal 1gram pen would be like $50+, this is $80 for 3grams.

Hes a badass god
Id dedicate my daughter to him
I'd unironically actually irl dedicate my daughtets name to the moon, it's probably my favorite entity
I talk to it and kinda larp that we are friends and it looks out for me
Usually the quirky alt girls think its really cute

What's the name of the Soul Caliber girl with the huge fucking knockers

so you are autistic is what you're saying?

Either taki the ninja or talim the jailbait
I love that series but I haven't played it enough to have a main. I love all the characters pretty much.

Its just a nice name that means proncess stop it ive wanted to name my daughter that since i was a child :(

idk but it's hard to deny

The Moon is Dionysian and womanly. You know that right? I'm an Apollonian, meself.

Alright so Luna then? It's funny because people will probably call her Lunatic to tease her. I think there's a more normal sounding name that means moon but I can't remember it.
Name your daughter that anyway, that's the only way to take it back from the troons.

2 lovely names that haven't been troon coded yet are Maria and Vanessa. Never met a ugly girl with those names.

desktop rate?

lmao that's unfortunate. is he at least somewhat reasonable to be around or can you avoid him mostly?

Ivy

I like the guy with thr stick in soulcal
Also black scythe man
Yes I know the moon is very feminine, i treat it like a female entity and speak to it as such
Its just a little fun larping
One time a girl caught me legit telling thr moon its pretty outside her housr and called me a dork before giving me a big sloppy goodbye kiss

There are tons of obese Latinas named Maria and Vanessa

I'm hades archetype
Introspective underworld dwelling loner with rich inner world and no bitches (not counting the one he kidnapped)

I'm gonna name my child "Lilith" and allow them to decide their own gender

Havent met him yet but mist ttannies ive met or befriended irl are reasonable people
The bad ones were also just obnoxious retarded autists as men too and they dot magically start being liked by people because they troon out

You must have like some deep shaman roots or something. I bet what you're doing isn't totally a larp, like there's spiritual stuff afoot.
Naaaaa you're lying

it's like every great work of romantic lit is racist despite stringent denials - Tolkien, Dahl, McCarthy, even Po'ah. The Po'ah universe had no place for ethnics, except in plot-related scenes

I'm gonna name my child faggot and he's not allowed to change it until he beats me in a fight

Lucius vorenus ahh nigga

Lol

Vore anus

the wizard dog is pretty based

Sophia is troon coded because many troons are Gnostics as an alternative to Christianity. Presumably the tie-in between Sophia (Wisdom) and Gnosis (Knowledge) and self-evident. Not everyone named Sophia is a Gnostic, but most troons named Sophia probably are

May be
I love doing shamanic/druidic larps i just think theyre really cool
I try to make special meals for stuff like the solstice
But its all in good fun
Just love nature and wish the world werr a little mystical and fantastic

Listening to Britney Spears

It looks like a machine gun to the face

Google is yapping too much so please explain this reference

I had a Latin teacher who said that Vorenus and Pullo were non-Latin, Gallic names

ahh it was talim the jailbait. we used to play it on GC all the time when I was a kid. I bought SC6 for the memories after never playing any other fighting games and realized I'm fucking dogshit at them...waste of money oh well

HBO's Rome

I'm gonna name my child クソマル and he's not allowed to change it until he's a teenager and marries into a rich family

I don't understand these runes

Took me lile 20 years or however long to realize if u seek amy is f u c k me
I also really love animalistic gods in any fiction like hircine for example
I literally used to scrawl symbols of jhebal sag with my hand on the ground before PRs at the gym when i was peak animalman larping

He can change it any time after turning 18 against his parent's wishes, legally speaking.

The world is mystical, havent you heard of synchronicities?

Guess my THC pen is in God's hands now.

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kuso does not mean anything good considering kusoge = shitty game

He loses his children believing them killed and had a mental breakie and goes full I AM A SON OF HADES, FUCK THE OTHER GODS when trying to maintain order in the slum he rules over

God is telling you to stop being a weed addict.

youtu.be/Jcczg4ad0wA

One time I made a post in the Finnish general and they just replied to me a bunch of times with fake McDonald's orders

Based
This world does not run on cold logic and i cannot prove it but i simply believe it

at that point he's disowned anyways

I posted in there once but they answered my question, perhaps because I brought them Spurods and they responded well to that

I'm rewatching S1 of the Sopranos and it features Fade Into You and that song fucking sucks! It has always been an underwhelming radio hit!

Look up transcendentalism. Mystical experiences happen to us all the time but we are too proud and disconnected to accept it. (I don't mean you personally)

Its a good breakup song

How bout that

Bullshit
Mazzy Star are one of the most consistently good bands of all time, 4 albums filled with good songs.
Fade Into You is a little overrated but it's still Mazzy Star so I love it!

Oh yeah I've looked into that before
Really dig it its like a softcore belief of mine and part of how i live my life in that aspect
I really need to start meditating again too man fuck

Surely my hot co-worker will swipe right on me on bumble, haha...

Based

Who cares if she does
You have borderline hard confirmation she's available
Just ask her out irl now that you know you can make a move safely

Lilith isn't icelandic

Y'all some hoe ass niggaz mayne

I hate it when you are confronted with actual girls you know in real life i can't escape the dread of them actually seeing my profile, but then again you guys said there is no shame in thirsting for pussy

tfw humans migrate like any other animal

Not many of us do seasonal migrations though

It would probably be illegal to name your child that in iceland

Issue I have with masturbating is as soon as I start it's all I want to do
Like I can go full weeks without jerking off, but then as soon as I start again I'm jerking off like 3 times a day
I don't like feeling dependent.
Masturbation is so much work and buildup for like one minute of real pleasure
Sometimes i wish i could be completely free of sexual desires

except for fucking white flight LMFAO FUCK A DUCK!!!

Only NPC humans are animals because they behave on group instinct. Some humans aren't npcs, they see things objectively or at least much differently, and they're seen as crazy by the rest.

Its called Barqs
Retard doesn't know how to read cursive

Katarina is a pretty danish name because i knew a pretty danish girl with this name so that's why i find it pretty

That's a Greek name

you a nigga ass hoe mayne

Lol your German flavored autism is amusing and endearing

I don't care how it's spellted as long as they deny the holocaust

Where the FUCK IS MY WEED???????

What goes on in thr mind of ppl scared of women

That's a Greek name

But she was danish from denmark

That's cool, but her name is Greek

Say al shahada.

next thing you're gonna tell me is that yogurt which is a FUCKING ICELANDIC invention is actually greek

Katarina is a fun character in League of Legends

Pretty sure brown people invent yogurt like 8000 years ago

Wonder what's going on in the other thread.

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i can't escape the dread of them actually seeing my profile,

Same that's my worst fear is a coworker seeing my tinder profile. Or like what if I swipe right on someone and then they turn out to be my new boss
These apps are all just a massive humiliation ritual designed to humiliate and publicly embarrass men for their sexual desires

it's on page 9. go bump it.

I should really find an excuse to go to houston i know this latina app would go crazy
Fuckin oath
I miss that spinning bitch
Qewre
Gonna watch katevolved or gamergirl vid rn

Nah.

this Latina app

Elaborate

If my coworkers saw my tinder theyd think damn he really is cute out of uniform

Apply the Aussie princible.

listening to R.E.M

Boring ass band

You mean that what is going inside the modern woman's head you literally cannot have a normal conversation with a young woman nowadays without them thinking at some point that you're interested in FUCKING them!!! FUCK A DUCK!!!

boring ass post

LMAAAAOOO dude what the heck is fuck a duck?!?!

I like to window shop on dating/hookup apps a lot and occasionally get a real one but mostly use em for jorking
Lately ive had a particular taste for Latinas since i started talking with this half native girl who looks indistinguishable from a regular latina
I downloaded chispa and while most of them are 2 or 3 hunsred miles away i matched with a couple local ones
Just gota hit em with the hola mami heart eyes emoji

dictionary.com/e/slang/fuck-a-duck/

Am I allowed to use chispa if I'm white

Do you say it irl?

weather man says its going to be raining all week

Big floppy boobs on my face

i finally found a job posting jason can apply to fucking fuck!!!

Fact check: brown peepo poop their loin cloths when they touch dairy

Im white and using it
Plus, we are allowed to do whatever the fuck we want anyway as white men
White boy summer n allat

Zoomers would rather install countless questionable hook up apps than actually talk to a girl irl

no not in the usa, but when i am here yes, but i say it in portuguese "foda-se um pato" and if my parents are around they look at me with a bewildering look like "what in the actual fucking fuck"

Lol my mom says that
Need this
I do that too but thisbgets better results because zoomer girls unironically dont know how to talk irl either
Internet ruined a generation or 2

You're so funny
Does she say it like him or different context

Does Jason really do this?

make it obviously clear youre looking for hookups or fwb

"hola mami :heart_eyes:"

after they inevitably jajajaja, "what are you doing talking to gringos with bad intentions :)"

Worked twice for me this year

*Barfs*

Who shit my pants?

Ok don't get laid not my problem

i have never watched anime

An appalling window into an average person’s life

Zoomoids virtual signal about sexual objectification, while privately being into messed up shit like being chocked

These bitch sisters I hated in high school both got fat and work shitty office jobs now, ha!

Sex them

chocked

You still have to move from that to arranging irl meeting . I'd say that's the hard part

well it's women's fault for accusing us of even the weirdest shit like "eye-rape" or whatever gay-ass buzz words zoomers "invent" nowadays for even daring to glance at a young woman's general direction. i blame the UNdemocratic party and their feminist movements therein that PUSHED FORTH the "everything is rape" "metoo" "you go girl" communist trudeau-dick-sucking-buck-breaking-asshole gaping agenda fuckedy fuck!!!

My zoomer gf is so fat I have to put wheel chocks under her to stop her rolling away

while privately being into messed up shit like being chocked

all girls are into being choked why do you think that's remotely weird

You just flirt for a few more messages then ask if they're down to link, then ask their number and figure out a time in texts
Yes it's that easy

Its still humiliating
I prefer to keep my private life completely separate from work

My zoomer gf is so fucking fat that when she went sunbathing at the beach they had to call the EPA because they thought they were dealing with a beached white whale stranded in the fucking sand under the hot boiling fucking sun, fucking fuck!!!

Are you drunk? On drugs?

Vanillabros are suffering
Yes dude they literally want you to choke them snd call them good girl while they deepthroat you women are just as primal as men