/brit/

quite the analogy

fat fucking bastard

Bloody bastard bhenchod

Hamsters are the most useless pet. They don't even have the capacity to show affection or attachment no matter how much you socialize them. I've had 3 of them so I know what I'm talking about.

just watched the new rick and morty. ill give it a 6 out of 10

sabrina carpenter BBC roadshow

never had any rodents but in the Anon Babble thread they said mice have lots of personality but they die after 2 years so not a good pet to get attached to

bros opp is a hampster

any wretched little urchin in?

been thinking that this is probably the same for small dogs, tiny brains, they can only respond to their base instincts

- man who definitely didn't shove 3 hamsters up his arse

All small rodents are like that. Rats, hamsters, mice all have a 2-3 year lifespan so they are not ideal as pets imo.

nah birds are some of the smartest animals and they have tiny brains

handle with care

as if she doesn't like it rough

I know you're a muslim and probably pakistani so I know your bias against dogs is cultural and religious, but small dogs are capable of a significantly broader range of emotions and behaviors than hamsters are.

The British ruined the world

u lads seen macron's bloke wife pushed him in the face?

youtube.com/watch?v=HkXDWdrBU2o

looks like it's staged and he's acting to me though
some freaky woke 4d chess bollocks afoot imo

There is British people in Palestine at a similar number as the Falklands.
Perhaps far more. A quarter Welsh is a quarter Welsh. Britain only ever
stood for secular nations.
Britain tried to make many diversities of secular nations.

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cringest shit I ever read

love all animals me
not a fan of the hatred that gets tossed around this thread willy nilly

Perfectly

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...bruh...

My boy BenDeen with the Halal Snack Pack

going to filter the nation of canada from now on (not to the discredit of the rare good canadian posters, hope you understand why I'm taking such measures now)

any speppers in

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had my wank
Wasn’t that good tbf
Bit overrated

gibberish

so this is mousey

im meant to believe hed rather slurp up a slug than nibble on a little mint leaf

it was nice while it lasted but totally understandable
godspeed anon

umposters revealed

Wanks to NTR are some of the best tbqh

gone off wanking me

flaps hands and talks to themselves

kitmmers
i also fidget with my hands

umposters are balding late 20s twink death nonces

bruh

manifesting

got the power violence on

If you want to starve people, you might get turned into a pile of gibberish by them

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got the gay porn lock and loaded x

currently consuming dairy milk with biscoff in it
its alright

you see a man's face
but you don't see his arse

Are you a fucking retard

So many French and Greek Levantine

I love cucking people

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:(

why you always in a mood

no i got a 2:2

/brit/, not /aus/

okay

lush gay sex

lush gay sex

dairy milk

As opposed to what kind of milk?

Blow ya mind with the rocking crowd
Now I'm keeping on with my word & soul
Blow ya mind with the rocking crowd
Now I'm keeping on with my word & soul
Blow ya mind with the rocking crowd
Now I'm keeping on with my word & soul
Blow ya mind with the rocking crowd
Now I'm keeping on with my word & soul
Blow ya mind with the rocking crowd
Blow ya mind with the rocking crowd
Blow ya mind with the rocking crowd
Blow ya mind with the rocking crowd
Blow ya mind with the rocking crowd
Now I'm keeping on with my word & soul
So I'm pure perfection from the beginning to the end
I'm here once again

Hanswalded

so this is rorke

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Svebna Gornan Ericosnn

ah mate you dont want to know what woke have done with milk these days

well then

Sorry. Whoever u are

XD..

UM

Not being fucking gay or anything but I am hard watching this and imaging myself as the woman just have to get that off my chest

lex fridman genuinely sounds like he has double digit IQ

ok

Ahah

woke up in a steamy mood

fish and chips are so fucking filling aren't they

Wow epic VPN porn schizo spam time!!!

This general is destroyed.

thoughts on the mixed grill in spoons?

Was chatting up a fit train conductor and was going to ask for her number but bottled it at the last second. I'm such a big blouse

It is simply Hercules..

hes an unusual guy for sure. watch the episode with the volcanologist woman its really entertaining

Dairy Milk is the name of a chocolate bar in the UK, made by Cadbury

leaves much to be desired

You don't have to do this..

dry flavourless shite

Nah
Spoons is for cooked breakfast, burgers or the fish and chips which actually isn't that bad
Anything else is rubbish desu

Keep seething I’m sure that will help

daily milk is what i give your mum down her throat desu

Kys heatherpaedo

spent so much money today jesus christ 400 quid down the drain on clothes i'll never wear

black willies is it

I am impressed. .

melty melty

why wont you wear it

dry ahh food

did you buy clothes made for a heterosexual by mistake?

what u get

A wife..

Fosters, good call

I bought a full latex gimp suit with loads of attachments from a German manufacturer of this stuff for high end shows, porno, sex clubs etc
I can't believe how much it cost me

The most Dramatic man..

I need to do some clothes shopping soon myself. Clothes here in Canada are made for short fat people with sloped shoulders. Hard to find clothes stores that sell proper fitting clothes for broad shoulder skinny people like me.

don't forget convenient view of black arsehole

so many runts on today

I always walk into Boots and use the fancy aftershaves on myself then pretend to browse for a bit and just walk out. I think they're onto me

you're chief among them

sorry britbros the bbc spammer is a retarded dutch nonwhite with no job upset our threads are too racist

how good are you lads at concealing your presence? like how close do you reckon you could hide near someone without them noticising? i often have dreams where im sneaking around and evading pursuers its fun

bit of splash for some gash

screaming
why are jfs obsessed with our general

The western German deep

no splash no gash

lads

i was really good on sneaking up on my nearly deaf cat lol shed always jump

My home is the United Kingdom..

Food and drinks cars and fights no ducks.. XD...

no idea but were all very sorry

One might say I'm an expert

kek its filled with even more spam than here

camgirl i like got a shitty tattoo

haven't touched the willy for 3 days. Fellin' good

been farting all morning

Its ok its not your fault
Is this poster the same as 'ziedbelg'?

My hands are tied.

No one talks in there lad it's just a place to moan about spamers

Isn't he from Iraq? Deport him.

hate being on a plane so much absolutely miserable experience

got mental health

Northern Ireland..

no hes dutch

3 missed calls from timmydem x

The ship principle..

What can you tell us about ziedbelg
He has made thousands of posts here

same but i feel even worse

Abdel Fattah el-Sisi, just call your servents

you lads ever been facefucked?

im not ziedbelg

little 1km run there cos i was bored. should have pushed a bit more to get sub 6 minutes but oh well

evenlil ziedy

hes a schizo who keeps being upset at small things, hes also in love with his sister and wants to fuck her

I guess that's it..

back to jumper weather

um hi

why don't you prove it
it'd be so easy

Had to put heating on shortly last night
Nearly june ffs

On edge..

need a hobby
any sugestions?

da's just put ours on

new ziedy lore just dropped

Jobless..

photographing girls

be British

tell me mates "let's go puff on some fags, yeah?"

No angles

bank holiday has fucked up the bin days again

saw that new mission impossible at the cinema today
everyone clapped when tom cruise died at the end

let's be honest, if you could shag one and get away with it, you'd do it

The Briton principle..

Prefer not to say

what should i do in Kraków in September?

Grab my body..

a man? yh...

Look French not Scottish?

Pure Nordic Ango-Saxon indie rock from Newcastle upon Tyne.

ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqYunhERoMk

t. Garry Gross

got chickoid thighs from tesco for dinner
no idea what i'll cook them with

Rachel Reeves is an incompetent ugly midwit who should be making tea in a cafe, not in charge of the economy.

Out for a drive with my gf today.

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Pseudo glasses..

The Dark Lord has influenced your life in more ways you can imagine.

Cash ISA: 56k
Bonds: 22k
Stocks and Shares ISA: 16k
Lifetime ISA: 7k
Pension: 14k

she'd get it right down her throat

I’d love to smell Emma Watson’s poots.

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ok

bone in or boneless?
need to be whapping up a curry if you've got boneless fillet
if they are bone in with skin on maybe rub them with oilve oil and cajun spice mix and crisp them up, serve with a squeeze of lime, coleslaw and corn on the cob

My back, man..

Clues gained: zero

im 95kg

Cash ISA £28k
Access Savings account £23k
Crypto £11k
Pension £24k

umosaurus

Disgusting Pale subhuman filth..

salaryposting is it?

NowI I don't mean to indulge you here but I really must remark that that really is a massive black cock

i care you

Cash ISA: Don't know what that its
Bonds: Same.
Stocks and Shares ISA: Same.
Lifetime ISA: Same.
Pension: Don't have a pension.
Current account: €800

Ask the French?

Cans status?

stocks and shapes ISA

Savingsposting you mong

can't be comfortable with the willard bent to the side like that

That's me..

most of the browns here are neets, working menial jobs and delivering slop, sorry Rahjeet, but the real meme is reversed.

I am a bitch..

Just witnessed a large black penis

wonder how much it costs to get all those pornstars to do that
well worth it

notice that cloggy, zeidy and now this random VPN spamming always happen independently of each other?

Liz Kendall MILF JOI

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Is she French?? ?

names? i only recognise Dolly Dyson

they're BBC only and do it for free

I never got the whole eating ass thing in BBC. Lansky despite being maligned as Jewish by Anon Babble, only shot P in V normal sex, as far as I know. He didn't dip much into sodomy. But this ass licking stuff, man. It's weird.

going to spend my entire life doing nothing and remaining isolated and alone as a joke

naturally there will be no one to appreciate the joke due to its nature, but I think it's funny and that's enough

bizarre incel fantasy

check out the archive when israel got parachuted
not a single spam post for 3 days
makes you think

Based Greg Lansky produced absolute kino.
2016-2017 Vixen is some of the best porn ever made.

corrrrrrr she's well fit

Not nice..

2005-08 Asshole Fever was the golden era for me

Mods, ban the bl*ckcel NEET freak

adam is loving all these black nobs

Twattt

porn in the late 2000s to mid 2010s was actually kino
camera quality got really good, loads of hot women, porn was becoming mainstream again like the 1970s
OnlyFans killed its momentum. ban OnlyFans imo

Christ I miss booting up PornHub to find a new episode of GirlsDoPorn.

poo and willy, but also bum and bollocks

I miss the days of imagefap having very poor and inactive moderation

Fuck off chud..

GDP was kino ngl.

XD

She hasn’t replied since Friday
It’s so fucking over

Knelt down.
Head forward.
Ice-pick placed at base of skull.
Full-force slam down on it with a steel claw hammer.
My only wish in life is that I get to act this out with whoever invented the .webp fileformat.

Episode 404+409 lassie is still one of the hottest bints to ever fuck on camera.

I'm not even gonna open that judging from the thumbnail. Weird shit lol.

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yeah i think i'll come back later on

do they coordinate this on a discord or whatsapp group it's always so well timed

um

how is ban evasion not reportable

there used to be a report reason for intentionally evading filters, which i used to indicate ban evasion, but they removed it

so fucking horny, any bottom lads up for a quick bum????

We can bring hitler back with AI

i know nobody likes Anon Babble but can't be much fucking worse

Late lunch

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How is having IDs going to stop spam?

'twas absolute kino and never got the problem
It was extremely erotic really. Attractive enthusiastic young women having sex.

The level of time and investment someone has sank into developing several different ways to spam /brit/ with BBC shit, all with different delivery methods, personas, and content simply boggles the mind. Whoever this individual is they must be very sick!

because he doesn't have infinite vpns or devices

Russian principle.

Lads how to deal with slug

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It's several people, one of which is 190
Filter his South African flag

says here they were raped, some of them more than once!

?

Vanilla stuff like GirlsDoPorn has never done it for me desu, always preferred the more sexualised euro stuff where the girls are more bimboified and tend to get dressed up in dirty outfits more

right so well... this is rorke, right? gotta be

whats that, fish pie?
looks ok

204
184
449
359
230
290
304
241

All kino

What would it take to make similar videos but legally ok?

nose ring

Hang in there Paddy

They pretty much all clearly loved it lol
ExCoGi is basically the same

How long is working 80 hours a week sustainable for

roaring

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a week

leftypol bursts into /brit/ to stop rorke's racism

couple of years

IDK but I burned out very quickly after doing it consistently and it fucked me for a long time

This.

Imagine living in china, be like living in a real life jackie chan movie! mental.

350 and 293 for me

Normal jeet telegram spam

Putin urgently leaves Moscow for bunker in Valdai – Ukrainian intelligence

um

Need her to squeeze out a log into my mouth.

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3 months max

Would you work 80 hours a week for 10 years straight if by the end of it you had £323,000

Western allies are no longer imposing any restrictions on the use of long-range weapons delivered to Ukraine for Kyiv against Russian military targets, the German chancellor said on Monday.

no

What’s with the black willies

350

Looks like Daisy Ridley

Ukrainian intelligence

Do you fellers like rodents? I have this treatise on rodents by a writer named David Alderton. Who is also British. Have you heard of him?

Thanks dtfic

why does it look so heavy

80 hours a week, ten years, at £32,300 a year

You would be idiotic to do this

This is basically janny-approved behavior at this point
Disgusting site

we desperately need to get a clue and fuck off from here forever
the hack should have been the signal to do so

It is.

They're involved.

katy's weakness

Fuck off if you don’t like it fatboy

it can barely fit her mouth!

Where are you getting that number from it’s more than that. The 323k is just how much you would have saved up at the end

watching fight club (1999)

You never will though. You’ll just be here shitting up the thread every day complaining. This is your life.

chicken pesto pizza from m&s for tea x

I won't give away the ending but wow

This will be 5th night I’ve been high in a row. Didn’t go gym either but fuck it’s bank holiday who gives one

Sounds lush that lad let’s see a pic when it’s made x

We should start a wank club.

nominating myself as treasurer of the wank club

Tfw no matter what you do with your life, your most significant contribution to the world will always be GDP 239.

I second that lotion

I'd vote for you

spamming for 3 hours

I sleep

someone posts an early new

ban that cunt

lol wtf, I work like 5 hours a week and I'm on >£90K a year right now

Mousey's podcast is well good