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catberg edish

Need to shit shower and shave

so this is rorke
qq

I like tabby patterns

even just the 15 minute walk in the wind and sun to greggs was a hellish experience
genuinely not built for this world me

gfberg's mum is dying
thank god, now i never have to meet the woman

rorke still using his gtx 1080ti

What's so horrible about it

arse poo , the like such as

she fell out of the window and got eaten by a dingo

haha yes lads the 'epic' fake bank holiday gimmick

I had too many layers on because I thought it'd be cloudy
wind blew my incel hair all over making me look unhinged
can barely walk in a straight line and my back aches because I have such shit posture
/blog

Headquarters.

do these old blokes not get embarrassed walking around in public doing their "vlogs"

in bed
drinking a sodie pop
ruminating

Do breastlets actually not need to wear bras

this where you get bummed raw?

Dogberg on a mad one

Had a wank and cause I hadn't wanked in a few days all my cum had gone watery. Exploded out onto my shirt and down my hips onto my bed

blog on

Get the capsule wardrobe built

Tell me more what did you do next

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any farters in

hadn't wanked in a few days all my cum had gone watery

not how it works

Steal her from me XD. Axe.

Wish they'd bring them back so much x

my balls, my bum, my nuts and my knob

Mine too.

used to be a chain farter but now i'm strictly a social farter

blokes just pissed himself in his bed and hes posting about it

They wouldn’t allow my emotional support rhinoceros on the airplane.

did anyone hear me shout rorke gaaaang out my window just then? haha

that only happens when you edge

Let's make it Iraqi. And you die.

yh aha x

if i drink more than two yakults a day i get chain farts

hatred is such a vile and addictive thing

Better now.

Got the gay porn asmr on
Lot of grunting and farting

wonder if anon went to that cumdump invite in Hoxton

heard sexylad will be joining us for some sunday morning posts soon xx

just raped

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This one is very hard.

Right Wing Balding Squads
Right Wing Bumhole Waxing Squads
Right Wing Coke Squads
Right Wing Fart Squads
Right Wing Frasier Squads
Right Wing JAV Squads
Right Wing Meth Squads
Right Wing Mewing Squads
Right Wing PIP Squads
Right Wing Red Chinos Squads
Right Wing Skyrim Squads
Right Wing Zesty Squads
Right Wing Runescape Squads

has anyone ever wanted to do anything more like?

just went to that thread and saw a billion jf flags including a namefag

deary me that outer Anon Babble ey? *shivers*

Wait.

time for a 4th coffee I reckon

you gotta keep drinking them until you feel something, until you feel an emotion or a heart palpitation or an urge to shit. Anything.

Older, Balder, Fatter, Weaker

?

3rd poo of the day. quite the poo tube, me.

not racist, just don't want johnny foreigners in me /brit/
simple as

Last year 193cm, this year 192cm
Lads, help, I'm shrinking

Yeah ok.

thou shalt not use the lords name in vain

erm…lad….

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Going to be stuck in Manchester for 16 hours. Any advice?

I'm happy they brought these back, they're peng

so this is rorke

Farting? They've not cleaned themselves proper

Rorke's Facebook groups

100% great

what's so great about them

I’m a pathetic runt of a man who is too scared to leave the house for no reason at all, barely go anywhere, don’t drive unless I have a reason, have hardly ever visited a different city alone, don’t even know how to get a train, I’m so mentally unwell it doesn’t even sound believable to people in person

Why are you going to Qatar lad

i want to go to australia to see the ex gf

My house

Why the fuck are you flying London to manchester instead of the train or flying london to doha?

It's saying they're "100% Great British". So they only use potatoes from the UK.

Maybe you already knew that though

just checked the flightplan for QR9794 but it only lists Smee, Maimen Here and Juan O'View

drive

mogs me

You shouldn't see 0%

barely go anywhere, don’t drive unless I have a reason, have hardly ever visited a different city alone

ktim

Ohhhhh, I see. If only I could read :(

shits too complicated for me ong

Hate headscarves so much I shouldn't have to look at them

still at least you get a shag eh lad

least you've got that much eh

reckon ive caught diabetes

65 riyal cheaper

I only drive when it’s absolutely necessary and only know how to thanks to my parents forcing me to as soon as I was able to get a license, not by my own choice

rorke overthinking things because he's sensitive x

What?

had parents that pushed him to develop

mogs me

i can't even look at alcohol right now

Democracy is basically giving people free stuff. A politician who wants to give people less free stuff is a bad politician. He will lose.

What’s to be done of people who want free stuff but have done nothing to create it? Women and blacks for example? Not all of them of course, and I’d also include low IQ men of other races in there.

We see the consequences all around us. Everyone must be equal, taxes and minimum wages are increasing, creators don’t bother. Productivity falls as a result, civilisation collapses

you need to be consuming raw beef and raw milk at least 2-3 times a day if you want any chance of making it

Can't eat whatever I want anymore. Sad

probably looks wethered from all the sun

Noek.

ktim

always tempted to pull them off when i see them

i suppose free market economics goes against that, but people have forgotten about the power of it, or the benefits, because taxes are too damn high

Couldn’t even begin to understand how it feels to be someone who can just decide to go somewhere for the weekend alone and do it, interacting with complete strangers and everything

she takes good care of her skin and shes rly pale

some men go their whole lives without ever being normal, without ever having sex or getting a girlfriend, just working away and feeling lonely until they die unceremoniously in their bedsit and rot for a few weeks until they're found

and no one gives a fuck. After all, why would they? What are you meant to do, rehabilitiate some weird cunt who has been weird his entire life in the offchance he can reproduce and become a severely autistic father with no hope of raising functional kids?

Finger tip.

Go to canal street and find the secret bumming underpasses

fart loading

ermm what the fork

Britain is a hard country to live in if you're a Sensitive Young Man.

Full of ugly shambling foreign biomass milling around in their pointless and inhuman existence jabbering in their tongues, full of ugly buildings, full of graffiti and crumbling roads, full of louts and tattooed degenerates, full of obnoxious "people" blasting out music.

We need beautiful blonde beasts. We need silence and contemplation. We need classical architecture. We need Aryan conquest worldwide. We need depopulation of Asia and Africa.

bumderpasses

Aright

Been stitched up like a kipper

Shut up

Wearing a pink jockstrap

more of this sort of thing
and i don't even know what this sort of thing is

I don't read any news article that doesn't have an open comment section.

Also I don't even read the article I just go straight to the comments to see what people are saying and then I infer what the article is about from those.

Big.

I've never tried brown sauce

Poundbury, mate

you're a large bloke

inferring a poo from my arse

Make a Switch.

buying xanax

Right, I've now done
Shit
Shave
Anal douche
Shower
Moisturiser

Ready for my day

sounds like a waste desu
valium actually feels nice

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1kv8vxzn99o

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Happened in South Africa and Rhodesia

When the boers arrived the blacks weren’t living there. They were hunter gatherers. The whites started farming and the blacks realised the benefits of civilisation and came to live next to the whites. Then they started multiplying in huge numbers and demanding a share of what the farms and the mines were producing.

The whites held out but the west said they were being unfair and should let the blacks have a go at running things. The result is what you have now.

Complete madness

Fuck off Nigel when I said it's over I meant it

xanax just deletes your thinking mind for a few hours
unbeatable in a way

Even you bullying me?

Yanks on a mad one again

Fuck off Tarq

Africa should have been completely depopulated.

Capitalism and Christianity will destroy the White race if left alone.

It tells me I am a berserker.

Bottom 20% ruining things for everyone else hypothesis strikes again

Knives must be blunt because of blacks
Speech must be restricted because of easily angered browns
Lavatory use must be restricted because of low IQ trouble makers

chode

no one gaf bro stop replying to yourself

Holly [dyed pink hair], who is autistic and has attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and sensory processing disorder

tells me all I need to know

Beerenberg in South Australia make a very nice brown sauce from malt vinegar made with a very nice South Australian beer
Have it all the time with my narrow beef sausages

I saw it Visible this time.

yt ppl created these laws, don’t try and pass the blame on us

What's the best Australian state

Mycelium yourcelium hisheritscelium

Tasmania

Poowong free state

They’re all the same crap

Based Keir
Get the woglets fed!

wow never thought how nice the beach is at night

youtube.com/watch?v=5tqxuNAX5C8

I had a good one here.

Old North Scotland

corr yes. just keep popping them out. uncle keir will cover all the bills

Enslave runts.

if you have earrings as a man i immediately think you take it up the bum on the reg

Hope you get caught in a rip and your body washes up in Peru

True do love my blacked porn but not gay as such x

That's an awful thing to say

im nonce

Imagine believing this shit LMFAO

Russain evoke.

I do this too.

Jai Newcombe, AKA "The Poowong Punisher" an AFL footballer for the Hawthorn Football Club

You're brown!

New Zealand

the true face of umposters revealed

Problem, Wogubu?

Serum.

no

im aryan af. prussian german ethnicity

mad how powerful "you're brown" is
completely destroys darkies

fluttershy on the /brit/!!!!!!!!!

I repeat

fluttershy on the brip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is not a drill

Can you give me the checkmate?

what the fuck is a fluttershy

got the tism rizm

/brip/

do aussies say arse or ass
do kiwis say arse or ass

the name of the character (I learnt it yesterday)

Can I do it?

what the FORK

All Commonwealth countries except Canada say arse instead of ass.

Aussies say "yeah nah ya fackin' cunt"

Kiwis say "yis mate"

Ahh.

Putting my bollocks on the train tracks

I don't trust your opinion.
I trust your opinion, that sounds more reasonable.

fluttershy derp

nahhhhh someone in the skype said this is rorke

hilp me uh'm a fuggut

just bought myself an m&s best ever egg mayo sandwich for tomorrow
that's £3.50 well spent methinks

um

moight hafta chuck another shrimp on tha barbie

when you're in the cafeteria at lunch time and hear someone shout "wait, bro, is you a rorke?"

Mousenonce just forgot to turn his webcam off on the /brit/cord and he’s currently wanking live in his caravan LOL

why not make it yourself

I am back.

What match are we watching today

Treasury told to find the £3.5bn

Is that just over the amount they recently got for that island?

Why would you buy yourself a resdy made sandwich for tomorrow
Just make one yourself you lazy prick

when some 5'3 lightbulb head from mogadishu comes into /brit/ and says, 'yes bruv I'm polish af'

youtu.be/IxS1ZpKDWYs

buying sandwiches in advance

Utterly bizarre behaviour

To answer your original question, I don't know if Aussies/Kiwis say arse. I would guess they probably do. "Ass" seems American to me.

scr

Discount don

why wouldn't I? stupid cunt

Blacks are subhuman biomass who should be sterilised.

wild fluttershy appears!

I would have thought so, as well. Until I saw this post on Anon Babble

hearing that the women kicked the ball and won

I’m now remembering this time around 2013 when Anon Babble had this weird glitch where random images would be swapped across different boards. You’d post a reaction image and it would be posted on Anon Babble and the image intended for Anon Babble would wind up in your post. I served a 3-dayer for pony content outside of Anon Babble when some nonce on Anon Babble posted twilight sparkle or whatever her name is at the same time as me making a post on Anon Babble. Still fuming over that one.

Put a sock in Rorke it’s a Sunday morning ffs you fat mess

I agree, but your post is bad optics

@rork draw fluttershy with a tight pink horse pussy

a likely story, sparkletwat

lrn 2 cross link faggit

we all know you're gay for animated horses mate

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this post is not rorkeish
this post is double rorke

learn the difference

Dangerous and downright stupid!

Make me

If ready-made sandwiches serve any purpose, it's to provide you a convenient snack immediately
But you don't need convenience, you're buying it for tomorrow
So just make it yourself you gormless wazzock

any goo-eating plasmoid of a man in

Maybe he doesn't want to buy the ingredients and create the dirty dishes for just one sandwich.

Tardigrade ahh nigga

are you autistic? maybe I bought one before and liked it and occasionally fancy one so paid for one because I'm not so poor that the £3.50 has to last me a week? lol

Girlsdoporn was honestly so crazy
revealed just how many women will do porn if they think they won't be found out
most of them clearly loved it as well

Experimenting with supermarket mini baguettes for breakfast

any dubs getting men in?

I don't see it.

High IQ liberals thinking the masses were just like them. Huge blind spot in their thinking

Put a sock in it Rorke you’ve been done

why not bake them yourself like this lad

more of an insufflating planktonic solid to be fair

Sir David 'Dubs' Guetta

Mum FC won't stop stealing my phone charger...

expezzymenting wiv supeymarko mini baguettas for brekkyfasto

youtube.com/watch?v=IBmjnPcGAUQ
posting an absolute diamond

Point of the exercise is to not have to use anything more sophisticated than a kettle

Making a sandwich takes 60 seconds, maximum and it is

Cheaper

Healthier

Tastier

Better for the environment

Good for the soul to make ones own food