Science edition
/brit/
BITCH
I HATE the boomerdem
looking forward to leaving the house for the first time in a week today
<--- the perfect city
Gonna drink 6 beers and like all her IG stories
corr where are you going?
need london nuked
dunno yet, will probably walk around avoiding eye contact with everyone and come home
a solid outing
thinken bout ken livingstone
walk around avoiding eye contact with everyone
wait I do this is there something wrong with this now?
going to eat brunch at a restaurant with a real life human being. normie as fuck me
yeah, yeah, blgo on
normie
yeah we know
just done an immensely spicy poo
Mum's birthday then?
Started rewatching this for the first time in over a decade. Season 1 is quality and then each season gets worse
bodied tbf
many such cases
Brunch with the lads is great
lads if a girl tells you she's "angy" that means she's not actually angry and is just taking the piss right?
that episode of Rugrats where Tommy gets told the story of the Passover by his oven-dodging grandpa and grandma.
it means she's 14 years old and you're a nonce child groomer
Da fuk is "angy"? Do you mean "hangry"?
genghis khan was BLACK
sic the ticklemonster on her
angy
you’re meant to lock eyes with everyone you walk past
28 actually
this nigga has never spoken to a woman
If I'd lived in Nazi times reckon I would've been one of those lads who joined the military and been a top soldier but still disdained the party and was always making anti-Hitler jokes with the lads
The founders of classical Greek culture (and pre-classical, Homeric, Achaean or Mycenaean) as well as the posterior dominant and active Greek aristocracy, did not descend from the original inhabitants of the Greek soil. They were invading Hellenes (and maybe some Illyrian groups allied with them). That is to say: Indo-European peoples who entered Greece from the north, from the Balkans and Central Europe. These invaders of whom descended, among others, the Achaeans (Mycenaean civilization and “Homeric” Greece), the Ionians (Athenians), the Dorians (Spartans), people from Thessaly (Thebans) and Macedonians (like Alexander the Great) were predominantly Nordic.
wish greggs wasn't a 15 minute walk away ffs
neighbours are strimming
why are legos and simpsons yellow?
seems like too much of a coincidence
yer da dominates posteriors
please support the lil paki fella on an ebike
Fucking nigger.
they should have just called it british rail and brought the british rail branding back
more like department of trans
no they shouldn’t have
This is worse than the fall of the Roman empire.
So basically a 20 July plotter
2 pills popped already lol. Well it a bank holiday x
Got the who sell out on
Kick em out, he looks like a Jew anyway.
Saudi motherfucker. XD.
Doing a poo
Carberg's done a poo
XD
Doctor Who is truly shite
Get the feeling it's because they have a remnant quango with that name that holds onto any old IP and is probably a small target for if anyone ever tries to sue over asbestos or something
find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk
47, just a kid!
got a 32 size waist
lad in toil is taking a solo holiday to thailand
Sitting in a bath of baked beans
Wear 36 jeans me, used to be 40 but I'm dropping the weight
um
Um
UM
need images of children to train my AI
Peasant.
thats british railways not british rail
Fatass imagination.. XD. Attalntic again..
fella at toil said he stopped off in thailand on his way back from australia because "he had friends there"
Worrying post
Nice
Hiya mate, what's your full name and address?
My son.
proto-gf shit tested me earlier and i think i failed
is it true womens periodicals sync up if they spend enough time together
explains why all the women at work are always miserable at the same time
Unintentional.
why after a night of boozing does poo come out in that mucal sleeve the first time
Firing the Son of Ringo
i couldn't score at an orgy
egyptlad, you've been here for about a month now
what are your thoughts?
any characters you hate? any gimmicks you enjoy?
I am out..
why did you cut his toes out of the image that's the best part
You've been kipping over at that nice Indonesian bloke's flat again haven't you
Just a theory of everything.
he was malaysian wasnt he
i don't WANT to go to toil tomorrowwww :(((
They all feel the same in the dark
bank holiday tomorrow mate
I told you they wanted a movie out of me, play with her. You don't have my eyes.
can't you tell them you've been diagnosed with cancer
Got navigating-some-other-bastard's-file-directory toil tomorrow, not looking forward to it
At least I get to do it at home with the occasional bevvie
The leg method.
i already used that excuse last week, toilberg's not going to believe i got cancer twice
?
nah you'll be right mate
3 times is milking it
Let's establish one principle.
Poms all sunbathing on a pebbly beach tomorrow and chasing after an ice cream truck when the temp gets over 18 C
sxyprn just isnt coming back is it?
Oi.
not all of us was born in literal paradise
The principal principle, as it were
when he kicked that ball did it go in the net or did it go out? really curious if the red team got a point ... i am now wondering how it played out in the end once all the points were added up and which of the 2 teams were declared winners .... it truly is the beautiful game
Wat?
feeling a bit crook x
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
grow up
Sir Adolf Hitler
shall poo
Tingles..
Sir Heinrich Himmler
lil bruce still psychologically recovering from his 5 year stint in covid prison for having that bbq on bondai beach in 2020
Eikh.
I will make Australia my home
Perfect.
lets go i suppose
paracetemol?
Our next public holiday is in August
Bit of a rip
Get these 2 out of my head.
whacky bruce from a-tikki wikki wakka chimmy changa just outside john town
just use your annual leave allowance whenever you want
mine is 30
arse stinks like a rustic, unpasteurised french cheese. best have a shower i reckon
kek they unironically do that too, that's whats so funny
their biggest seaside towns all have an average summer sea temp of like 15 and shit
It smells like a pen.
whats the point not like you're going to get your arse ate tonight
Sir Joseph Goebbels
sorry I live in a cold shithole
Sixth Sunday of Easter and church was about Jesus’ teachings of love and the Holy Spirit.
How has your morning been?
1- No way.
2- What the duck?
3- No chance.
this is how desperate aussies are
youtube.com
ah boring inoffensive shite. i was over it in primary school
i'm not well
It will be your fault.
32in trousters too big to me and 31in too small
sick of it
This mong is gagging to be hatted
well size up and start bulking
poo update: now pooing
Can't stop moving.
open the pod bay doors rorke
Jewish nonsense
might go to australia on a bodybuilder visa
This.
don't see many half sizes anymore
You are annoying. And you got one video just stop it.
omd lads get a look at this
get nuked
nuclearsecrecy.com
British citizens need a visa to enter Australia – see entry requirements for Australia
what the fuck
its OUR country
doing quite the poo.
quite the poo indeed.
dumb britaboo forens. there's nowt romantic about london
IP LOGGER
DO NOT CLICK
My right arm. One more move and suck my dick.
just nuked new delhi
the secret is they're after all the australian bartenders in the pubs there mate
XD. I didn't see it.
Haha get Section 44ed FOREIGNER
Same, “nuking New Delhi” being understood as a euphemism for taking a shit.
thats funny isnt it
why does he wear those pedo glasses?
Alright now I might believe you. Shut your nigger head up XD.
poor attempt at a noonga name
Just come outside and it's raining
This is an outrage
have a 5 star Uber rating for years
always there waiting for them
never late for pickup
never rude
always have friendly conversation with the driver if he decides to chat with me (even if I don't want to)
got an Uber to church this morning
driver was called Mohammed
just checked the app
rating has dropped to 4.95 stars
it was definitely him since I haven't ordered an uber in several weeks
Lmao he's absolutely done me, this was his crusade
In some cultures it's considered polite to never wipe your arse
he looks stupid with that bald head
we needed rain
I would like to see a picture of you naked and even better if there's blood in it.
where are we sitting lads
going to get a jewess gf and shag her rotten with my big uncircumcised goy cock
Yeah definitely reading this and giving you my reaction
Get Nuclear big..
just read this but not giving you my reaction
book all the disabled seats and don't go
how the hell are you supposed to see the screen sitting that far to the left
yeah, I read it, so what, what you gonna do?
Alright lads
Just logged on, bit hungover
Expecting banter and witty humour x
Storymode..
love picking seats right next to some incel that's clearly picked a seat out in the middle of nowhere to avoid sitting with someone
mad how they put all the disableds right up in front of the imax screen
Front top tier so I can drop lurgies on the spakkers while they crane their necks to see the screen
Will process these reactions later today and provide feedback
Lower.
;)
weatherman says it's not going to rain, lying cunt
Watching Better Call Saul right now, on the Bag Man episode
Hate how the show spent virtually no time at all with Jimmy as the Saul from the Breaking Bad era, and how the ended showed a soulless self loathing that didn't need to exist
my biggest dream is to go on a crazy adventure in the hood with some black guys and at the end they say ‘you know what white boy… you aight’
I'm making 2 friends
Take my bladder. And take a wink. And take a kiss.
gfberg just sent me this
posting steganographic child snuff porn
sorry mate you've just missed the banter hours
its gore and poo from now on
poonut butter and willy sandwich
Khkhkhkh.
There's a bald schizo guy walking up and down the high street just waving his arms and speaking gibberish. Whatever happened to the mental hospitals?
its imax so the screen is large
why is it tiny on the diagram then
a lot of passive aggressive teenagers in here recently trying very hard to keep the content le cool and aloof
bed pelt bldg
Got closed down by Thatcher innit
Matter of time.
people still see movies
Whatever happened to the mental hospitals?
theyre called weatherspoons now xD
Gore wanker, Sir. Haha.
he's done you
i saw the ex last night lol she looked at me and i didnt even look at her
stupid bitch
How do I seduce British boys?
how do you know she looked at you if you didnt look at her
fuck that
youtube.com
Hazardous.
don't worry we will stop them
bombastic side eye, my friend
everybody except retard zoomers still watch films because their brains havent been completely hollowed out by chinese spyware apps
Yeah alri Frank Alexander
only been to a cinema that had assigned seating once, however the theatre was only at like 10% capacity so my mate and i just sat wherever we liked
modern movies are fucking trash
holy trips
hope i dont get fat swollen legs like my father and grandmother in my old age
Apuin.
hope you do
Mental hospital down the road is closing down because we don't have enough foreign wars anymore to keep that sweet sweet veterans affairs money coming in
am i supposed to know who frank alexander is
the zesty mandem are coming for you rorke
There.
more seats at curzon might just see it here
wont be so many yobbites and you know whats at curzon because its so expensive
does that mean they're letting all the lunatics loose on the streets?
get out of there lad!
my verdict on sir keir is that he's based, trad and hard working
top pm
makes liz truss look like a toddler
What?
this tapentadol just isn't hitting the spot anymore after i've tried heroin
Do cinemas even use film projectors anymore or is it all digital? I like the flicker of film.
why is australia simultaneously so rich yet so poor?
Weather coming in over yonder
becoming quite obvious this aussie in here is a scripted bot
M..
The rich private health lunatics at least
Might be time to go out and get meself a gf
I saw the mindcraft movie in 4dx and it was fun :)
Nick recently attended yet another pick-up bootcamp. The instructor had got the students to do “social pressure drills” in and around Leicester Square.
It was the final drill that did it for Nick. The instructor told the men to attach themselves to lamp-posts in one of the city’s busiest thoroughfares. They were then to simulate having sex with it. Nick did what he was told because he was “trusting the process”. As was often the case on these programmes, clients would spend a lot of money and rationalise it by following orders.
Nick located a suitable piece of street furniture and took up the position. He began with a gentle motion of the hips. The instructor was bearing down on the students, ensuring they were pushing through the fear. “Let’s see some enthusiasm, guys,” he bellowed. “Imagine you’ve just pulled a hottie back to yours from the club. Visualise it.” Nick tried closing his eyes to shut out the crowds. He started pummelling away reaching, a steady rhythm. He felt himself letting go as the crowds began to dissolve; maybe it didn’t matter what people thought of him.
It was at that moment that a tingling sensation began to radiate upwards from his loins. He snapped back to reality and looked down: his phone was vibrating inside his pocket. The instructor was berating another student who had detached from his lamp to swat away some tracksuited teenagers. Nick slipped his phone out and saw the word “Mum” flash on the screen. He had spoken with her already that day but he took the call anyway; he assumed it must be important. She sounded choked up when he answered. It was his grandad. He hadn’t been answering the phone all morning, so one of Nick’s cousins had gone round. He’d had to go in through an upstairs window because their grandad wasn’t answering the door either. Then he found him still lying in bed, propped up by a couple of pillows. He’d died during the night. “It was a lot to take in,” Nick told me.
I changed the tracks underneath the train
So you can't come here again
I'm 24yo and still a low level wagie. need to go get trained in something, feels like everyone has their careers sorted by now.
watched this last night and it was awful
C
yes that's very nice
british colony
you changed the gauge of the train track?
i really doubt that
mate never stick your dick in crazy
35 and same, haha still time haha
You don't like digital projection what are you some sort of Luddite?
You Will Never Be A Jackeroo
Yes. Film is better for both movie making and movie watching.
always put your penis inside the crazy
It takes longer than that these days mate. Your 20s is still your fuckaround years.
paging dr mouse M.D
Ponk.
Gfs gone to the shops to get me breakfast lunch and dinner and I've just done a fat poo
Bank holidays done right
I think I'm going to start wearing rugby tops
*Does a gay Chris chan dance*
is it true that crazy pussy is best pussy?
"Gulaghomo" has to be the gayest team ever invented.
what the fuck is gulaghomo?
What's wrong with him?
sextoil might be on the cards lad beware
yes of course
all crazy genitals are the best genitals
he's dead lad
gone to meet Walt Disney and that youtube doctor who died of cancer that he used to wank to, in the great caravan in the sky
can see his willy
Right that's a lady with her willard out then
highlighting the entire thread and having my phone read it to me
Bit sexy
employment woman lives a better life than me
employed at lidl
studying towards a biology degree
practicing martial arts
good relationship with sisters
many active hobbies in gaming
grim, I really am a runt
lady
her willard
stop saying that
dad's got a cob on cos i ate the pudding raspberries for breakfast
alri sacked trannard
phwor cor, etc
what was the pudding going to be? eton mess? if so I agree with him and you will have to go purchase more berries
watching a kitchen nightmares episode from 2007 and one of the waitresses said she was an aspiring actor, so i looked her up and it looks like she never did any acting of note, very said, she was a qt
And that is what started it.
just been raped by 140000 black men
again?
Humping her while sick on the ground.
might get the vampire survivors on
Just atened a chicken salad sandwich
Hell nah. Elizabeth!!!
cruel
How's it evening x
Pro-Ukraine NatSocs are gay Gladio-era boomers.
Pro-Russia NatSocs are authentic and more in line with Hitler.
"If the war is lost, the nation will also perish. This fate is inevitable. There is no necessity to take into consideration the basis which the people will need to continue even a most primitive existence. On the contrary, it will be better to destroy these things ourselves, because this nation will have proved to be the weaker one and the future will belong solely to the stronger eastern nation (Russia). Besides, those who will remain after the battle are only the inferior ones, for the good ones have all been killed. "
Just wanked over homosexual gay porn lesbians
Beef.
Katie Price poses at a photocall to launch KP Equestrian at The Worx Studio's in London, England (2013)
post catberg gifs
Light.
This for your viewing of lilo and stitch is it?
Go back!!! You piece of shit!!!
non-yank new
There is that Batman.
poo and wee
East side motherfucker, Water.
Button.
Power off.
Which movie lad?
Yeah.