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bad psych edition?

youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8?si=4co6QB8KW8SNgz0L

Going thorough mania at the moment, well hypo mania really. I am craving KFC or some other fried chicken utter slop.

brr brr patapim

on the way

fat lazy cunt

cappucino assassino

hypomania

Woke nonsense

tung tung tung tung tung tung tung sahur

catberg grabbing onto my toe right now

bad psych edition

friday night toil is underway, got started on the cans earlier as you can see

pooing?

do zoomers really wank to fortnite skins?

I thought Aussies don't drink Fosters

I thought they drink VB and whatever

australia time difference freaks my nut
same with people who work night shifts

Le réveil est facile (wouh)
Le caca est parfait
Même pas besoin qu'je l'essuie
Sentiment universel

i used to wank to the prostitutes in fable 1 and the stripper lapdances gta 4

*hidden blades you in the back*
akshually, black, no sugar

can see your name face address bank details ip and willy dimensions in the reflection mate think you’d best delete this

yeah exactly, fosters is rare here but i found some and bought it was a novelty
as for VB, i think XXXX gold, tooheys, and great northern are more popular these days

about to tuck into a kebab that a genuine turk made, not a paki (although turks are pakis in spirit)

Based moth lover

tired and wobbling around think im gona die

Get it ordered lad
Not fat at all I’m actually a skelly but yes I am very lazy cba getting changed just to get in the car I’m comfy in my jammies

*carries you to bed and tucks you in with a kiss on the forehead*

For me?
It's the rosy maple moth

squirming around my bedroom eating dust and dead skin flakes

J'finirai mes jours ici
Dans cet appart minable

mania

Get on the antipsychotics and/or mood stabilisers lad

boring but adequate mass produced mid strength australian beer consumed by a western australian

Any of you based lads thinking about committing a skibidi crime?

are you from wa

England

bit cringe that

great northern is piss

for me it's MB or Furphys

skibidi toilet fell off when they started adding goonbait characters and coherent dialogue

went to toil high the other day and asked toilberg how big his willy was (can't remember what his answer was if any)
might ask if i can kiss him on each cheek and briefly hug him with a pat on the back like italians do whenever i first see him in the morning and when i'm leaving

She wasn't seducing me, she was beautiful and cute. Completely useless, knew nothing about the house and didn't answer a single question, but that was charming in itself. Ditzy feminine energy radiated from her entire being.

was it nice?

Just got a company email just updating us on what is going on throughout the business, we get them every week but this one in particular stood out to me because there was a quote from the communications manager that said

I am really excited about our latest project to drive paperless communications to our members

It just got me thinking about how absolutely meaningless it all is and if I was "really excited" about switching from paper to digital communications I think I would have to light myself on fire in public or jump from a really high place with a thin noose around my neck so that I am instantly beheaded in front of a crowd of people and my headless body slams into the town square, spraying blood everywhere

Live near a microbrewery so I pick up a carton of wanker cans on the way home

Insane post

beg you lads to listen to Stromae
Racine Carrée and Multitude are truly works of genius

bah alors, ça va pas? coup de déprime?

saw a suicide prevention conference at the convention centre and thought how amusing it would be to kms myself infront of them

Muffins for brekkie

good moths

Thanks, chief.. XD

she was beautiful and cute

you really think that was by accident? she got you good, bud

Fat cunt

I will drive in Sahara

mania is good I'm toad of toad hall

I didn't take the house though, but I want to see her again

Maccies breakfast is here. Double sausage and egg McMuffin and pancakes corrr

Get in lads, shag her RIGHT up the arse

Clitoris.

might be your magnum opus gyps

slop

um typically there would also be an image stolen from twitter and posted as if it were your own alongside a comment like this

Protestant.

clitty on fleek

I'm meant to have started aripiprazole but side effects got me and I am nervous and think "I don't think I even have bipolar" and then I get days like this where I sleep a lot less and am hypomanic and impulsive.

I might ask to be on quetiapine again but realistically I need to try aripiprazole low dose because quetiapine is quite sedating. But I wanted 50mg at most and drbergs saying that's pointless. But it worked for me.

You on the mood stabiliser grind?

clitoris' are just like little willies aren't they

Insane.

it's not the best protein to carbohydrate ratio really
I thought it was going to be ok when you said double sausage but then you added pancakes

Common for its ethnicity.

i think they're quite big actually

in some ways yes

Black women have huge clits

You get Russian flag.

the pharma shills are in again

tried not being a pathetic waste of skin?

someone was trying to push benzos as better/healthier/safer than opioids earlier lmao

So when I get the job?

I was taking aripiprazole but I recently stopped it. You know that aripiprazole can sometimes increase impulsivity right? Some people find themselves gambling or spending too much money. Maybe it doesn't happen to everyone but it's something to watch out for. Pic related.

mind.org.uk/information-support/drugs-and-treatments/antipsychotics-a-z/aripiprazole/

With quetiapine I think they typically start people on a low dose like 50mg then they gradually increase the dose from there, because I think the body gets used to the sedation. But I dunno because I only tried quetiapine for a couple of days, I didn't stick with it.

Slowboy.

For me it's when microsoft asks me if I am enjoying Teams or Outlook
Did the jews enjoy making belt buckles in the ghettos?

I want it thataway

At mates house

>Take a sneak peak inside his mums room
>See this
>"Anon, I didnt see you there.... you know I've been loney ever since my husband died. My son hasnt that been nice to me since he passed.... I've been looking for a big strong man to take care of me"
>She lets loose the gown tie, revealing her perfectly sculpted 60 year old thick mummy body.

WYD?

Do not resist.

Unironically take your fucking meds, schizo. Side effects will go away once the drug adapts to your body.

porn brained mong

Leave them

I find vaginas disgusting to look at, I always avoid looking at them during sex when putting my dick in, close my eyes when kissing around it, and refuse to watch porn videos where the guys dick and the womens pussy are visible.
Am I weird?

ew

just want sxyprn back de lads

I'm glad I work in a company with like 7 office staff total and like 40 labourers with zero office politics lel

Get paid £40k a year to do the bookkeeping basically, 30 hours a week. Own office and assistant. Can't knock it at all. Would much rather this than a real job.

Let's repeat.

you should have sex through a hole in a sheet like orthodox jews do

everyone at my work hates me because I'm an autistic spacker

got to get on with it though

lad you seem to have typed in your captcha instead of the name of the thing you want back

Combine.

Thanks for going to the gym with me today Anon! I'm a hormonal mess because I'm going through menopause.

WYD?

No I'm alright mate, thanks for the concern.

brits are the real scatfags, germans have been slandered
you retards literally only talk about "poo" and "wank"

You have to eat ALL the eggs

wanking out a poo right now

brekky you ask?

black coffee
honey toast

incline bench, flies, rows, pull ups, lat raises, tricep extensions

seeded sourdough toast topped w/ avocado, chicken breast, chives, spring onion, spicy mayo

creatine & 2 scoops protein shake

It's simple, Rorke. No white South African farmers have been murdered. They haven't been, because Drumpf has said they have been. If Obama said they were being murdered, they would be being murdered. Understand?

We aren't European

I don't think so.

Reckon the guy who posted this is scarred from being the source of something generationally cringeworthy?

We aren't European

so we're americans?
asians?
africans?

dumbass.

Bust me seedlings 7.5inches deep in her dusty tubes

Not seen one of them but saw this Jersey Tiger a few years ago

Yes we are, we're located in the continent of Europe

Look how they got rid of him?

We're English
These are the English Isles

which is located in europe you fucking invalid.

Punish.

we're located in the continent of Europe

Nope

washing all my towels.

rorke looking down to find the spear of longinus impaled through his chest

Pookraine

kek sent that freak flying

Incorrect, see

meanwhile the body of water separating us from the next nearest continent

so iceland is not european?
japan not asian?
new zealand?
sir lanka?

silly mong child

Greek cuisine.

think i might adopt a rescue pupper

what are >we if not european?

The Poonited Sharts of Assmerica

so iceland is not european?

Correct

japan not asian?

Correct

new zealand?

No thank you

sir lanka?

Who?

Axe.

sir lanka

Quetiapine is great, I wish I stuck it but it's good I have episodes that remind me I am bipolar and it's not a mistake. I will try aripi I think properly. I was going to get sodium valproate but some reason they changed their mind.

Quetiapine is soft and comfortable. It is the fatigue I hated. Body doesn't totally adapt to meds I find. Has anything helped you?

We're still in Europe, just like Cyprus, Malta, Iceland, and Sicily are (they're islands too)

sir lanka

So Japanese people are not Asian?
Maltese people are not European?
Taiwanese people are not Asian?
Hawaii people are not American?
Irish people are not European?

Bet you consider them british though :)

Dark fruits weather this

It ends here mothafuckaaa!!!

So Japanese people are not Asian?

Correct

Maltese people are not European?

Correct

Taiwanese people are not Asian?

Correct

Hawaii people are not American?

American colony

Bet you consider them british though :)

Who? The Irish? They're English

Not necessarily. Some do some don't. Quetiapine I remained very tired. Better on the xl slow release mind. I want to try aripip properly but I'm high now so I want to ride it through. Might over the next day or two but I spend pretty much all of May depressed in bed.

500,000% increase in usage of the word "Chagossian" in the last 2 years

Hawaii people are hardly American unless they descend from American settlers

[spoiler]kinda mental that farage managed to convince vulnerable young zoomers that we're somehow not european even though we share the same script, history, language history, wars, culture.

bit mad that.
wonder what they teach in schools.
[/spoiler]

I span the genres, they call me the genre spanner

210917647
oh so you're a troll got it

i share a culture with some estonian monkeys

even though we share the same script, history, language history, wars, culture.

We share literally all of this with huge swathes of Africa and Asia

ok well i stand corrected then

the estonians are good people

210917695
uh, no.

lmfaoooo this mong has ZERO taste

*reads your English post*
Concession accepted!

Scotland forever.

very pretty did you take the photo?

Looks sharp to me

I like feeling skin contact

How so?
Take Zimbabwe for example

script

Shared

history

Shared

language history

Shared

wars,

Shared

culture

Shared

you know what? fair enough

no no no all hawaiians are american don't be silly

Only Estonian I ever met was a massive whore at uni

North.

All that is imported from colonialism mate, around 200 years ago lol and we were in there for less than 70 years so I dont know what point you're trying to make here.

You've gone from some right wing "WE ARE NOT EUROPEAN!" to some lefty "WE ARE ALL ONE PEOPLE :D" to fit your argument.

What a shite troll.

as opposed to?

Butchmute.

that's not allowed

I don't think we're European or African mate
Meanwhile you look at a shit-stinking Bulgarian or a fucking Turk and think "WE'RE ALL ONE PEOPLE :D"

Pre Slavic.

(◡‿◡)

sent that freak flying

get these man out of my club

So we have more in common with someone from Zimbabwe than someone from France/Germany/Spain/Portugal/Norway/Sweden/Denmark?

Do you enjoy interracial porn by any chance?

In America I was a shitter.

Mmhmm yes uhuh and how long were we "in" Estonia?

Why did you reply to yourself.

Infinite baths
Washing over me at last
Are you the method in my madness?
Are you the glory in my wrath?
Infinite baths
Bursting colours when you laugh
Well, I have fought so long to be here
I am never going back

Even if I'm on my own
When the silence is deafening
I could be stuck here alone
When even my future is threatening
Something is lifting the bones
Something is dancing in revelry
Wider than oceans below
Taller than titans on box springs
And the waters are warm
Where they used to run freezing
Where there used to be storms
My horizon is fleeting
I'm so tired inside
I could sleep through a landslide
But I'm finally here
And I'm not leaving this time

euromong melty

Possibly.

So I cannot have sex like an Orthodox Jew, simple as. Don't believe most women would agree to it even if I did.

*types furiously*

They might actually be the biggest British band in quite a while

If you actually met some Bulgarians you'd realise they smell completely normal

Christ you're a dumb.
Enjoy being unemployed larping as a working class lad who is a top shagger.
Going to have sex with my gf now lad, go ahead and say this is a larp, bye bye :D

retard

I will wait for you in the Metro.

youtube.com/watch?v=wmx0J6sOZ8w

You've been done

sad!

Is there still a bloke pretending that being anti immigration in 2025 makes you a virgin freak? It’s literally the number one political discussion of the day

Kouadio the African will be delivering my package of sex toys today lads get in wahey!

Fuck up.

sir cock ring

Big Bazza and Big Gazza have always been anti-immigration (not racist, just don't like em, that's all) and they've got a missus & kids, the smear never made any sense.

Sir Cum Cision

Ungodly pungent sour eroma eminating from my arsecrack and i showered just 12 hours ago

Not so obvious.

I pulled 3 Yank birds in 3 nights in Barcelona and it was very nearly 4
They’re easy

Smell.

They hear our accents and their hearts melt.
They see our uncut dicks and they fall in love.

Spaino's failing to adapt

I didn't want it to go that way.

You can tell he’s a shut in cunt incapable of nuance
It’s like he’s permanently stuck in school and the cool popular kids of life are all centre left globalists like him of course

Need a German/Algerian gf

any "do fuck all on a Friday" lads in?

I will show you something.

lads having to fly to the continent in the hope that there's birds from an entirely different continent also there to get a glimpse at a possibility of a shag

the game's gone

yes but also most of the week

I’m in bed rn haha x

Haha

Done fuck all me entire life

Might go to Thailand, get myself a bride

i refuse to do the tinder peacocking game it’s embarrassing
british women are also less attractive but more entitled
and i live in a shit provincial town with few opportunities to meet women anyways

fine

um

You coming?

Might go to the bakers, get myself a bridie

What does that do?

?

Ncuti Gatwa becomes DOCTOR WHO

lowest ratings ever

Kemi Badenoch becomes leader of the tories

lowest poll numbers ever

when will britain admit that it hates black people

Mental how subway stores manage to stay in business when literally nobody ever goes there

Ncuti's ratings are not lower than Jodie's surely

Vintedwank on the cards

Eh.

The UK populace have never elected a brown prime minister. Even Gordon Brown, who is white but whose surname is Brown, didn't actually win an election i.e wasn't voted in.

2 million lower unfortunately
Jodie was in the 4s, my nigga is in the 2s xx

Feed me.

Kwasi Kwarteng becomes Chancellor of the Exchequer

gets pilloried by the media

I think he was given too hard of a time, when really the responsibility was Liz Truss's

aye
big Labour family but we couldn't get past the surname back in 2010 and voted for Nick Clegg

used to get a footlong hearty italian meatball marinara cheese and toasted with black olives and jalapenos

not been in several years though

Insane how many there are here

does this take into account that Doctor Who now shows in iPlayer about 12 hours before it does on TV?

?

Not liking them doesn't mean you hate them. I don't like wasps, but don't hate them.

I don't like wasps

white anglo saxon protestants?

Belorussian, anguish

Haven't had Subway in about 10 years
Never heard of anyone else getting Subway since then
Never seen anyone go into any of the local Subways

Just started having a nice fully nude wank in front of the mirror for a change and my cock got even harder watching my mesmerising balls bounce up and down.

Wish I had a portal gun, I'd be sucking my own knob constantly.

Not gay by the way

They said they had enough?

idk
I just know things are bad and bossman's out the door
Apparently he was pulled out of doing the Eurovision UK results because of him getting the sack but I struggle to see how the two relate.

jalapenos

corr, I might go have some now

Real movie?

Might have a fucking wank

I fucked my way up to the top this is my show

the numbers are dropping regardless, Shame really, this season has been the best since Capaldi left

On scrambled eggs?

When?

Covering my open wounds in poo

Spread the news.

The things that fly around and sting you

franchise fatigue
Star Trek Enterprise was a bloody good show, but the 90s had TNG, DS9, Voyager as well as the final TOS films.
You've got to stop forcing your dick down your viewers' throat and take a decade (perhaps a decade and a half off) and then reboot it in 2040 or summat.

What are those eyes?

Too many of the 'chav' galleries on imagefap lately have been packed full of bright orange gypsy girls and not proper honest good old fashioned slags. I'm not interested in seeing hundreds of pictures of big fat gypsy wedding girls, I want to wank my cock off to some proper provincial fuckmeat.

Stinky scoundrel, purple cock

Cop or not?

I don't know what to say.

oh my days
let unc have SOMETHING ffs
Wonder if he'll even present on Sunday
surely he'll be allowed to say farewell

Vinted wank on the cards

Good one.

It's a pretty big podcast. Wouldn't be at all surprised if Spotify buy it for 50million or some other mental sum.

scrambled eggs, black pudding, porridge and a pint of milk for lunch

He still has the podcast, he owns the company which produces it (Goalhanger, named after himself as a player)
it's just that BBC iPlayer additionally hosted it and promoted it

Is Gary Lineker actually good at his job
Don't watch Match of the Day me

Chess?

With jews you lose
Think about how many old hooknoses bumble around in non-executive advisory board type roles there

Cambodian street meat

I saw it somewhere.

Hang on I thought Lineker was Jewish

anyone else get the urge sometimes to just shag rotten some orange faced big titted trackie wearing 80IQ chav woman

Yea

Apply.

Dadberg coming home from a long day of work, scrolling through the flavour of the week car repair YouTube videos and then bathing in front of the photons emitted by TV screen when the day's football recap comes on

Comedy FC

I guess I am a prisoner.

Yes but lately I want to fuck one of those fat african beasts with the daft shelf arses, you seem more and more of them since the Boris Wave. Saw one in Asda a while back, walking while the giant arse wobbled.

Rapidly balding

Rorke forgetting to disable JavaScript on Tor when he's browsing his favourite porn site.

Only a matter of time now before he's behind bars

Can’t wait for the inevitable schizo money laundering theories from Facebook boomers and Redditors

yeah take it out on the minimum wage cleaners Sir Jim. Keep your £100,000 a week players on though cos they did so well this season

Posting on the same guy?

They could go down next season
Early 2000s Leeds-tier implosion occurring and no one knows it right now

Henderson, Walker, Madueke, Chalobah, Toney? Seriously? Horrid, horrid squad. Feel for the likes of Bowen and Wharton, utterly embarrassing they’ve both been left out.

fire

Wharton will be in u21s and I think that's right for now
Bowen missing out for Madueke is ridiculous though

So sad. XD.

Not really schizo is it
Some businesses just make no sense

No time for thinking
Your life is at stake
Everyone's doing the Rorke Shake
Rorke Shake

Amen.

This pig can't do that.

haven't had a takeaway curry in over a decade
"doing it yourself" I produce something pretty presentable so struggle to justify forking out 30 quid on a single meal

pity though
it's bloody lush
5 quid for a peshwari naan at my local though. they cna fuck off.

Why am I a chicken?

Why do you serve it in plastic tubs

Looked Irish.

Get one of these, doesn't miss any spots or drop hair, thank me later

100% chance of rain later tonight

summer been cancelled

:/

?

Lovely bit of rain to keep everything nice and green x

Don't care about dive grass
Keep dive grass on Anon Babble

Watcha say?

You know very well.

Had a dream M&S online shopping returned to usual and I was getting a move on with my life and dressing more respectfully

Sir Keir must step in

I’ve yet to hear about some successful prosecution of money launderers using a barbers shop exclusively for the purpose of laundering money.

Maybe the wrong decision.

I've recently learnt how to make a fairly generic 'bhuna' style curry at home that is delicious and you can make a big batch of it, freeze it etc, but it really is fairly generic. Nothing hits like a proper sizzling king prawn karahi in some shitty little hovel that's been playing the same bollywood music CD since 2001.