LOVELY FUCKING LONG WEEKEND CANS AND CHIPS edish
/brit/
ah right it's a cansmong edition then
on the small french beers me
the treasury borrowed £20.2 billion in April alone. Imagine if you worked there, just skim a million off for yourself who would know lol
thank you for your support of the small french beer industry
ffs i blogged about my computer in an old thread
that gimmick gets you when you're phone posting
wire you all so racist
ok satan
Am I just blind or fuck or does that girl look like a young Ghislaine Maxwell?
Katy gettin twisty baton at the Gherkin
Katy hymen long gone, Tyrone wipe it off his baton using Katy's soggy knickers
on other boards they don't make a new thread when it gets to 300, you have to keep using it until it archives. basically we are very spoilt here.
leftypol: im non binary
rasheed: naan biryani?? *licks lips*
rorke: (angry chud noises)
saw that songs from the big chair in the charity shop today
I grew up watching sidemen & top gear and listening to jme and adele I know more about the uk than my own country I know London roads and train stations despite never being there basically i’m more british than you retards
Satan?
Every time I want to get proper boozed on a weekend, I drive to 2-3 different shops to buy booze as well as other things like food, toiletries, and essentials. I buy small quantities of booze at each place so I don't look like a wrongun. By the time I'm home I've got a lot of booze and nobody is wiser.
think they would notice
vile photo, stupid woman
yeah i think it was just as good if not better
though i got really stumped at once point and had to get a hint from the person that recommended it
funny looking lot the Japanese
mum always sends me a nice little box with goodies and sweets etc to me for my birthday and it makes me want to cry because i'm such a shit son and don't deserve it
we bullied janny into letting us do it
remember when the ccatalog was flooded with /brit/s aha
Can't tell, need to compare her tits to Ghislaine to be able to discern.
all slitty eyed arent they
cracked open my first bokkle
have an irrational hate for the word toiletries, sounds too effeminate and French
yeah don't like their flat faces either
woke left trying to say the classic kinks song lola is about trannies
Er, lads
workout toil before the chips and the cans, yeah?
How
sick of the soy right
some are alri
i got stuck quite often because i'm not the smartest fella. loved it anyway
sadly when i completed the dlc and travelled to dark bramble i got fucking eaten by one of the anglerfish, ruined the engagement a bit lol
try repeatedly slamming your head into a wall toil canslad you fucking cretin
not a competition
did some chest and arms today
‘member when irish posters were actually good?
East Asian women look like fishes
No reply since Wednesday
It’s so fucking over
And on the eighth day, god created incels so everyone could have a good laugh
Fosters, good call
dark bramble
ill have 30 gram amber leaf and some silver rizlas please. no, the other ones
they sound like elastic bands too
i think a lot of people have filtered yanks
when yanks make a new thread sometimes people don't realise
Illegal motherfucker.
got given this in town earlier
ghissi was beautiful
and smart
a million beers
You got to say “got anything cheaper mate?” And he’ll go under the counter and get you the counterfeit baccy
shut the fuck up dtfic
catberg screaming the fucking house down at nearly half past two in the morning
my ex gf used to sit on my face in the mornings before work, and I would always make sure not to wash my face so I could smell her love juices on me all day long. After we broke up I discovered I could rub a sardine on my upper lip and it would take me right back to those beautiful memories. To this day I still get emotional and want to cry whenever i catch a whiff of canned sardines. Yolanda, baby, if you're out there I just want you to know I never stopped loving you
scrambling towards the indulge your senses billboard on all fours like a horrid horny little rodent
Tried it before, lad
Didn't help
Getting high tonight… excited
I tried the dubai chocolate, didn't think much of it
I need a women like her I’m going marry a women with the same birthday as her and the same placements
Revolving doors in building entrances. Something you don’t see anymore
Yeah.
in all seriousness though what is all that non-binary nonsense about. complete lunacy that somehow infiltrated our entire society in a scant few years. at least tranny shit has the pretense of basis in reality
Lindy anon you've done it again...I kneel...
I’m talking about a woman you fool
I'M GONNA BE RICH
Just saying, lol.
what did people do whilst eating their dinner before telly and internet were invented?
emptying the penis of wee
smells like sardines
I don’t think this is a good thing anon she was a hoe
i think everyone got eaten at least once
unless you mean in the same loop
I go through one to get to my office and lab in Alderley Edge science park. DON'T like em.
Was it worth it la
give each other footjobs under the table
mad how fast your life can take a wrong turn
was he dealing or was he just so deano that he couldnt do a night out without it?
It works.
if humans had tails i’d be fucking myself up the arse with it literally 24/7
might do an hero over the weekend
The rich would pay actors or jesters to perform for them while they ate. If it went on for too long, or didn't last until the end of the meal, they would be sent to the stockades. There's actually a few references to it you can find in Shakespeare.
haha sure
Are you as working class as me?
assisted dying for children is now legal in Canada
blud
Half a gram so just personal use
Can't think of anything more evil than letting two gays adopt a kid.
Haven't they been through enough? Getting molested after that will just ruin them for life. VERY SAD.
cleaned and ventilated my room today
my smelly bedroom is now just a bedroom like any other
Do not be that guy.
he wasn't a tourist
he had 28 g at his house
Can't do the time, don't do the crime, simple as
Aw cute x
UM UM UM UM UM UM UM
what happened to noel edmunds? he's not dead is he?
Somebody should assist their lawmakers in dying if that's true.
this a quote from milton's paradise lost isn't it?
what kind of cigs have buttons
dealing almost certainly
wrong, they found half a gram on him then searched his place and found an ounce. you really shouldnt fuck around and find out with those muslim countries
child pom
dipping my knob into a watering hole in the african savannah like an elephant trunk
midnight express'd
loads of SEA ones have fruity clicks cigs
would like to post and engage with the thread, but just can’t be arsed
don't flatter yourself
210929347
what could he have meant by this I wonder
it's not true
At that point you’ve just got to put all your energy into breaking out. What’s he like at least 25? So it’s either that or sit in some shithole desert prison until your 65 fuck that
Going PSPSPSPSPSPS to a cat then seeing how far I can boot it across the street
child portion
Australia
Get yaself there lads
Fine.
الله الللللله الللللههه اكببررررررررً
child tor
what were they thinking, one day a tsunami will come and wash that all away
oi none of that here mate yeh?
i hate to be difficult but i have to speak out on this issue
slytherin have been robbed of a title here, VAR is ruining the game
thought you lads might get a KICK out of this x
Salam alaykum
like right at the end when you've done the dlc but still have to recomplete the game by turning the loop off so i actually just died
funny and true
do you mean child thor? as in the Young Thor psp game?
gave me a snigger
child shorn
dont get it
right i want EVERY last lad itt whatsapping this to his parents NOW NOW NOW NOW
i believe it's a play on mam tor which is a hill in the peak district
i like salami
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h7XCLFecrc
New.
i don't have his parents on whatsapp so what should i do
count ya days cunt
they're kangaroos so the beer is fizzed
child worn
happens when it rains really hard. the beach there is mostly artificial at this point, they have giant pipes that run out off-shore which suck in sand to be dumped back on the beach
what ya gonna do? fly here on your magic carpet?
going to do my best to never fall in love with a woman first again lads, this is awful. cant even bring meself to start drinking again.
don't know what's the point anymore
Roflng
Just had Belle Delphine round to my ken so we could watch Deal or No Deal on catch up while she did little farts into my mouth.
Escape this.
scregmfkgfdkgmdfgkdfglding
coz hes been holding in his warm hands or something?
there's a rorke in my rari
cant even bring meself to start drinking again
been there lad, literal worst feeling in the world
all you can do is wait for it to pass
i aint clickin that shit nigga
Hit and run.
Here's a question for you lads, how do you pronounce rorke
A) Roa rk
B) Raw rk
mum needs to get her arse off to the gym ASAP so I can bun this zoot in peace fr
My wondrous wife
rooer key obviously
nah on a private jet it’s more convenient
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
da's effing and jeffing in the kitchen
If you have less than 1000 hours in Pyro and Spy don't even @ me.
ror-khe
just go on a walk or some shit lad that’s far better than getting high at home for the thousandth time anyway
yankaroo having a right chuckle
um poster outside going UM UM UM
light a candle, baby a get well card won't do
Lol what did it even do it's just running around
oh to be an immigrant in great britian
*wistfully* UUGH... UUGH... UUGH...
I can’t because I get so high I start walking all weird and it’s embarrassing in public
got most time on soldier and demo, just all-around fun classes innit
rowke
the second r is silent
howling
Finished toil and finished drinks
Off home for more drinks and some oblivion and perhaps a messy wank
blocking all adult sites to help me quit porn
Harry Potter mogs the Bible in terms of literary quality & consistency
the bloke love
where is the bloke
T. The British government
wind's getting up lads. think we've got some weather coming in
first one is too
what about when it takes 0.5 seconds to unblock them
can't be without chaturbate me
dude cody hairy pawdder is like so much more deeper than the frickin bible
Lawnberg dying for some rain
yhe binble
Jesus loves you.
s
Favourite models?
le forced maymay
get a clue
yer man's voice has me cackling, sounds like this here
youtube.com
dog's clearly just bounding about having a grand aul time though
beat it joao
adam wont like this. he idolises you
Once more with feeling lad, put your chest into it
grangling a binble
*cums on eileen*
how many drugs have you done whilst partaking in british culture such as raves n that
Yhe Binble. Funny
oooooo summer wiiineee
At pub lads
was just doing a reading from yhe boonk of jonb
Sex offenders will face mandatory chemical castration under plans by the Government
Justice Secretary Shabhana Mahmood will initially launch the voluntary scheme in prisons across the country
10 small french beers in aha lads xx
Which pub? I'll be there
chilli for tea
close the fucking pubs
mad how australians are funny but they only let the least funny ones become comedians
Scary stuff
don’t usually say but since you’ve badgered me into talking about it
Drugs I’ve done whilst partaking in British culture such as raves and generally being a wasteman:
coke
acid
25i-nbome
Mdma
Pma
Mda
Various speeds
Ketamine
Weed
Hash
Xanax
Valium
Klopopin
Beta-blockers
Rhino ket
Thc pills
Bath salts
Solvents
Alpha-pvp
2ci
2cb
Poppers
Mescaline
NOS Cannisters
Codeine
Imagine being such a neek that you’d go through uni not doing drugs.
Any drugs you recommend I do while partaking in British culture such as raves and that?
Also best combo is the classic Calvin Klein, a trusty reliable ol’ friend that’s only physically bad for you, mentally coke comedowns are a doddle.
tl;dr: I fucking love drugs
sucking a vimto
molly_marmalade_
masher__
niakat_
diane_1
juby_yubi
bellaodisea
sadge
mandatory chemical castration
voluntary scheme
the dog and bacon in horsham
wish i lived in skyrim. teleport me into skyrim now please
More underscores than sense
getting my binble grangled
havent slept in 2 days, going on 3, feeling like shit lads, bloody women
Peacock in Liverpool lad
Which hold?
sucking a birra moretti
get some smack down you. you'll be right as rain
was watching totp from 1998 the other night, some absolute dreck on the charts
Miserable.
Never understood why would anyone take drugs I have never but ooooh i waanna feel dizzy and tired and queeer!
Cloud district please
Might have a heiney or five when I get in
don't get there very often, me
boughted oblivion original earlier so going to get wankered and continue my playthrough as a powerful (female) mage
well dear that stuff
makes you feel good dunnit
One of balgruuf's sex slaves?
gonna get the goblin rape mode?
now that's what i'm talking about
im not a sex offender but they'd need a chainsaw to castrate me anyway got a nob like a tree trunk so i do big fucking WHAP nob dyou know what i mean
a person has to keep taking their pills for the castration to continue is it is kind of voluntary
why would you buy the original
riften is the thinking man’s city
for me its the gray quarter of windhelm
you show those blueskin wenches the slightest crumb of affection and you're in
Would be fun if it had proper controller support
wonder what my nan's doing right now
crime and sewer smell
Are there even any ditties in riften?
any discogs man in
dont know anyone with drugs or i bloody might
tis. may just go lay down and try sleep. see what happens in 8 or so hours from now.
got myself a box of 10 bottles for free didnt i
remember first doing the stormcloak storyline and having to kill jarl balgruuf during thr battle of whiterun. after you and the man trapped a dragon in the castle together. felt bad tbqh
if i lived in skyrim i would get killed by a skeever
if i lived in oblivion i would get killed by a mudcrab
if i lived in morrowind i would get killed by a scrib
shit computer
don't know what that is but sounds bad
Yeah man, look at the other tourists.
Just did an outrageous fart
Next doors dogs started barking
argonian cloaca 4 dayz
playing mongcloaks
nob like a tree trunk so i do
bonsai is it
Give me one ChatGPT.
shrieking
did a fart so loud the other day that it woke up my housemate and he asked the next morning if I was okay
I was sat on the bog and his room is next to the toilet, it must have been bad because he could sleep through an earthquake normally
Still don't get why Muslims move to Britain. Do they want to sit in tea shops and listen to the Beatles and drink in pubs and all that? Like why the FUCK do you go there.
They have massive amounts of land and these huge countries but you NEED to move to the tiny rainy island up north.
FOR SOME REASON
you reply to me one more time and you’re getting bummed into next tuesday
Love alcohol but it fucks up my sleep for 3 days after I drink a lot. Wish I was young and I could get hammered without any negative effects
remembering the time I dipped my dick in my mates beer lol had a good laugh
They want money and protection and many of them speak English
Nice pussy.
bennies
they just stand around looking out of place half the time
test
Did it work?
FAWKKING BEATS BOYS
wtf i love marin now what a tum
the first mosque in britain was built in 1889
what the fuck were they thinking
god isnt real
alri fuzz townshend
We don't have enough land bro we NEED to get ourselves to the UK IMMEDIATELY
how so?
Hi my name's Marcus I work at Robert Dyas and I'm gay
reckon because women don't poo and poo is stored in the bum cheaks that's why their arses are all big and wobbly
probably thinking "let's build a mosque" aha x
Just saw a bloke in a pony drawn carriage
Just saw a pony in a bloke drawn carriage
It's not about land you weirdo
And even if it was if they owned land there then they wouldn't be moving
you can't say that word
haha the dog thought he said shit
i love her
sus sex
Grow up
load of shiite if you ask me
Pony? I saw pony when I want pal
cat's been sick on my fresh creps
yeah i suppose it was a bit of a laugh back then
The earliest recorded mosque in Britain was founded in a Liverpool terrace house in 1889. The Muslim Institute was established by a group of 20 British converts to Islam, led by Sheikh Abdullah William Henry Quilliam (1856-1932).
The Shah Jahan Mosque at Woking was Britain’s first purpose-built mosque. It was established in 1889 by the Jewish ex-Registrar of the University of Punjab, Gottlieb Leitner, with financial backing from the Begum Shah Jahan of Bhopal.
Queen Victoria's British Indian employees and her British Indian secretary, Abdul Karim, used the mosque when the Queen visited Windsor Castle. A small number of dignitaries, students, and guests used the mosque until Leitner's death in 1899, following which the mosque closed.
Gone pooin
Be sick on his little mittens
forgot pic
sounds like he's done you mate
my creps! my fresh creps!
Britain’s first purpose-built mosque. It was established in 1889 by the Jewish
who could have possibly predicted this
need to up my bands pronto
Get a fresh new printed
the fresh creps in question
nah
this is the last ever /brit/
Bake a real new
Can't wait to get home and give my cat a big sloppy kiss
She'll pretend to hate it
real new
why were orientalists in the 19th century so fascinated with islam
Ever shag her up the arse?