/brit/

poster above is double mega gay
so gay he gives gay aids to the poster below him

Alright Chang, Norwich here

climbing to the tippy top of Mount Niggerhead and screaming the nigger word for all in Australia to hear

mad how we're an island but our seasides are shite
what's even the point

Will be moving here personally

Islamists are literally taking over all the councils across the UK

I just leave this here
youtube.com/watch?v=cZk2jV5gJbM

me when i stub my toe

they sent all the nonces from the pitcairns there

Rorke, you hate Jews anyway

pretty sure Reform just did that actually

lost my gay virginity on phillip island when i was really young

Really missing the wind rain and cold right now

funny little quirk of your OP that i've picked up on here: you're not exactly beside the sea are you
from the perspective of your image you are indeed beside the seaside as per the lyrics of the song but you're hovering over the sea
so the song would have to go, "beside the seaside, hovering above the sea"
obviously you haven't said the second line of the song there in your post. so, this really i suppose is just me letting you know what could have been a real funny little thing there

nick griffin over here in his white vest doing the goosestep

wish we had cute black girls like in america instead of abo ogres and fresh-off-the-boat congo beasts

funny little quirk of your post that i've picked up on here: you're autistic

and hindutvas, new mayor of derby posed with an ak47 under a picture of some jeet independence fighter who bombed a colonial office

I just walk up to fit birds and say "get that hungry minge out" and I can see their nipples get hard through their top

rorke on the ropes

if you can't find the cute black girl, become the cute black girl

raping my arse with a spatula

Fosters, good call

i think the ponies are cute actually

Just raped the poster below me

i’m literally a sassy black auntie in a white australian mans body

Good night cunts

Just saw Niue, mental how peng some of those pacific islands are, need to get the houses built and the the white man there immediately

imagine if your parents saw these posts

funny little quirk of my life that i've picked up on here: it's shit

dangling my bollocks into a mixing bowl and going at them with an electric whisk like a pair of egg yolks

We can all admit we never really hated Nickelback.

Such.

nuff a dem know about the Niue islands me prefer

goodnight my lovely

why can't all 30 of us just take over an uninhabited island and it turn into a big /brit/posting gay orgy

lunch.

Dexter Boat.

grating me bollocks into little flakes with a cheese grater

ngl my parents would probably burst out laughing

*tucks you in and kisses you on the forehead*
sweet dreams x

Because I would kill you all in person if I was stuck on an island with you

all the aussies on here post together under the covers of a big love heart shaped bed like the powerpuff girls

kier starmer is most anti gamer prime minister we have ever had, he HATES gamers wants us DEAD

but I'd be your little bitch and let you have your way with me >.<

shoving anal beads in my arse and then ripping them out like I'm trying to start an old whipper snipper

SPEAK ABOUT DESTRUCTION!

Why are you telling them our secrets?

er right lads, cans?

You go left and I go right.

slamming a large bible shut with my cock between the pages

*giggles and hits you with a pillow*

shut up rorke you would be the piggy of /brit/ island mate

binble binble

CAN THIS FUCKING CUNTING BOT WITH THE EGYPT FLAG FUCK OFF

Still based.

Kir Kier Karmer

learn to filter, nigga

Mad how back in the day if you were a loser you just had to live your life like that or kill yourself.

Now you can troon out and society will say you're brave

how many months/years do we reckon egypt will have to carry on being a schizo in here until a good chunk of the thread decide he's actually cute and their pretend gay sex pet

Hey, not nice.

the yank proto-gf is telling me about how she's trying to close her bank account but they're being dicks about it and making her drive hours to the nearest branch to close it in person
how exactly do yank banks work that you have to go to them physically? i haven't been to mine since i opened my account like 13 years ago

sir flip flop pls like me please

alri Stannis at the end of season 5 of GoT

Remember when dawn butler tweeted about incels?

egypt is just mousenonce on a vpn

he will never be toby

You couldn't be a shut in back in the day unless you were rich

we need to fight evil

I look like this.

yanks dont even have contactless payments.

exhaling a bong rip into a chinese baby’s face on the train

disliked water

on that thug nigga shit again

Let's say French.

A man has been arrested after entering a major hospital in Glasgow armed with a crossbow.

Listen Bruce, you do things your way, and you let us do things our way, yeah?

Mad how gays don't just settle down with a woman.

Our time on earth is temporary, after that you have an eternity in god's heavenly kingdom but noooooo, you just have to get shagged up the arse so the room smells of poo

same. all i do all day is thug.

The second loop.

really? No wonder they go mental and shoot people

the bank branch i set up my account with literally closed down ages ago. i dont know what id do if they ever wanted me to go to my branch

hao ling

I've got it in ublock on me desktop, just not my phone. Yes, I'm phone posting, rim me.

sitting out in the garden, got my tunes on LOUD, knocking back tinnies, eating a ham and cheese sandwich and chorizo, got some ben and jerrys in the freezer for afterwards, bank holiday on monday

we are so so SO back! LG - Life's Good!

rorke throwin it back to rich girl by hall & oates

It's funny watching it happen as a non-brit

did you lads know yanks can’t just transfer each other money directly from their bank account? they have to use third party bullshit like venmo for no good reason

chorizo

you're a woke, aren't you?

dont threaten me with a good time

Gods not real, the so called 'kingdom of heaven' is a purile fantasy made up to control the weak minded and to ease their pathetic fear of death. Grow up.

curtains closed

pants down

Irreversible tunnel scene playing on the 65 inch OLED

Yeah, it's wank time

Bruv

I’m a woke

The group of ethnic kids back outside again racing their bikes up and down the footpath and playing ball games on the grass, in spite of the no ball games sign, just not on again...

does each state have it's own banking laws or something?

Wait, they can't just transfer x amount with just a BSB and account #? lmao kek xd wtf why

lush, what you listening to?

the branch i opened mine at closed too, i assume you can just go to a different branch

Gods not real, the so called 'kingdom of heaven' is a purile fantasy made up to control the weak minded and to ease their pathetic fear of death. Grow up.

im the worlds first woke chud

mates havent text me about chilling tonight yet. they might be considering doing drugs without me.

Kingdom of Bevan

They don’t even have chip and pin

really glad i'm not korean

arctic monkeys currently, got me 00's indie playlist going on the alexa x

I'm sorry you were molested as a child which are you gay but there's still time to fix your life and turn your back on the gay lifestyle just as addicts can turn their back on heroin and alcohol x

you can, but it takes several days (ACH transfer)

Sea?

might start using the word 'auspicious' more its a good word

i believe in two things: god, and athiesm.

blowing vape smoke into a vietnamese baby’s face on the bus

I wish were born a Welshman.

Mad how gays are like "I was born this way"

Ask them if they ever had a sexual experience with an older male when they were underage, they literally ALL have.

aint that what happens when an aussie goes to the toilet

Yanks still unironically use cheques and contactless isn't widespread. retarded country desu

well if you had been, i'd deck you. i hate the welsh.

Whip.

I saw a bus heading to south wales a couple weeks back and I just knew the antipodean worms would be pointing and soyfacing at it

Wasted over half my life playing Runescape on multiple accounts only to never max or get more than one non-botted 99, good thing I stopped playing really

saw arctic monkeys live in 2007 for their favourite worst nightmare tour, they were supported by the horrors. Tickets were about 25 quid. We didnt know how good we had it.

A "really muscly" kangaroo "tried to drown" a man in Australia, after the two got into a punch-up.

Don James is said to have found himself fighting for his life as the marsupial held him down in floodwaters which had pooled on the side of the road near Port Macquarie - only escaping after the animal appeared to become spooked.

Kristy Lees, who watched the battle unfold in her rear-view mirror, told the BBC: "It's not everyday a big, male kangaroo decides to take you on... Even in Australia, you do not expect to see it."

Two men - one was later identified as Don James by Australian news network ABC, external - warned them that there was a "really big" kangaroo just around the next parked car.

And sure enough, there was the kangaroo - "as big as the car" it was standing next to.

The next thing Ms Lees knew, the kangaroo had launched towards her car, which she had slowed to a crawl so as not to startle the animal, and started to attack it.

But as he moved round to her side of the car, the kangaroo appeared to spot another target: Mr James, who was still walking away up the road.

The kangaroo gave chase.

"They literally got into a boxing match," Kristy said. "I'm looking in the rear-view mirror and they are throwing punches."

Mr James then ran backwards before tripping and falling into a patch of floodwater by the side of the road.

The next thing Kristy knew, the "kangaroo was holding him down".

"The kangaroo tried to drown the man," she said. "I realised what was happening and told my husband to get out the car and help."

But then the kangaroo appears to have been spooked - perhaps by the approaching car driven by Mr James's friend - allowing him to escape down towards Ms Lees, who has warned neighbours.

"The kangaroo was trying to drown me," he told Ms Lees, who was able to say she had seen it all.

"I just remember being under water and kicking and screaming and carrying on," Mr James later told ABC.

It was, he said, "pretty traumatic for a while there"

Bukake.

I wish I were born a Cornishman.

wahey

feeling truly awful lads

smoking crack in the toilets at bunnings traralgon

screm

got my tunes on LOUD,

Imagine having this twat as a neighbour, thank fuck I live in the middle of nowhere.

this post took up twice as much space as it needed to

Mental. I was only 5 then. I’d like to go and see them one day too but Alex Turner isn’t great live, don’t know if I would bother

slicing my bellend off with a cigar cutter

FOLC

I don’t have neighbours close by, live on the edge of a village and next door is a farm
Am not though

played it as a little kid from 05ish to 07/08ish just dicking about never getting any good levels or whatever and then in 2010 used rsbuddy to bot loads of 99s in a few months on my old account and stopped just before they done the huge bot nuke and then couldn't be arsed to actually play it

Ancient.

The worst part about migration is the brain drain and damage to their home countries

Therefore that means we are getting their smartest and most capable

Think someone is having a laugh.

farting like mad me. new diet innit?

whisking my latest round of diarrhea into a fine ganache

I wish I were born a disabled trans BIPOC gay AIDS riddled paki.

money can fix any problem

they were good then, really tight a bit too tight desu just sounded like a recording

logged into my old account recently and was wearing the 2006 halloween gear haha

Need to use Emma Watson’s poo as an ingredient in a recipe.

matey thinks he's blackbeard :skullemoji:

oh i do like to wee beside the seaside,
oh i do like to wee beside the sea

Alright, you pass. Enjoy your tunes.

walked in on my dad having a backwards wank once

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

seasideARMY National Anthem

The cannibal from the lost and dammed gta 4 dlc sang that song
Always makes me think of that game when I hear it

iam bbc only

gay porn has been a godsend for me and my family

little chinese boy whose mum and dad owned the chinkies gave me his account with 99 in a bunch of skills then tried to take it back from me by changing the password again.

chucle

Yeah?

Shovel.

walked in on my sister vomiting over the family cat for pleasure just now

I'm in my 30s though.

can’t even do my incel walks in peace place is fucking packed with tourists

eating my runtslop (porridge, banana, honey)

don't ever admit this to anyone ever again

transfer news: i have moved from my bed to the settee

writing a post in my 20s and having a little chucle

nigga trump said vat tax fr lmao

missing the ex gf of 4.5 years lots today
might text her and ask if she wants to come over and watch a film later
not that she will reply or even open the text im such a hopeless virgin she wont ever take me back

Quite possible.

why the fuck do you older lads wilfully admit to being here in your 30s? i’m ashamed enough to be here in my early 20s

what a buffoon!

missing the ex gf a lot today me too mate, truly awful feeling it is

I might start calling him Trumpskull, like Numbskull! LOL!

Just raped a lad in Cheadle

learning about nimzowitch defence in chess

eating an actual sandwich

I think I might be the brokest person here

Cheadle mentioned

I am blind.

I'm actually hiding the real truth, I'm in my fifties.

Cheadle
Proud sister city of Poowong

raping my arse with a pine cone

Shall be cooking the mince and totties (tatties (taters) ) for dinner this weekend.

Exgf of almost 4 years, 1.5 years apart recently mentioned she's visiting my city and I was friendly to her in response just asking why but didn't take it further, I miss her and talk to her somewhat frequently as a friend and someone I love, but I don't think I can go through the hurt of getting back together again, not really a good feeling either mate

frankie macdonald tornado siren screaming

yeah nah nah yeah fucken oaf cunt *rides a giant spoidah into the sunset*

missing the current gf today. seeing her tomorrow though

rorke grokking naked japanese women

the world would be a better place if there was no such thing as shagging

Latvian calls me

the call is quite literally 'what are you doing for the long weekend since we both have Monday off'

Lads er, how do I politely tell the nice married lady to please stop stalking me?
And more importantly, how the fuck did she know I'm taking Monday off

she's seeing me tonight

thats us didgeridone then

have fun x

Aussie /brit/ be like

"Roake? Arh naugh I don't know im, mate.

"bodied that freak" and such becoming very commonly used in outer int
truly we are the vanguard, the bleeding edge

catberg meowing his fucking head off, jesus christ

what do you think about her bumhole cutting up logs

oh we will lad ;)))
we'll be watching House

Loool anyone seen that fat Irish cunt fall off his chair on gammon news

well keep it on for him will ya

aussies will never recover

Gays recruiting little kids into their satanic cult by diddling them and warping their brain.

Evil.

fr? on god? this shit be bussin' xDDDD

give that guy attention he wants a cuddle most likely

so do you you fat retard

sharn't be long before the Mexicans start posting KTIM

i do this the other way around to 192kbps

SEX WITH CHIKO ROLL BOILED MY BELLEND

is she fit?

It’s true. Happened to me.

That's how Christians reproduce

Yeah, but.

going to have a glass of water, a multivitamin, do a crossword and have a big nap on a level crossing

on the black coffee cos no milk
not happy about it

She's got massive chebs. So big they seem to fucking move noticeably when she is breating heavily

sent that maple munching freak into space

cor
been ages since i had a chiko roll
might just get one tomoz (tomorrow)

chiko
grab a chiko
chiko
grab a chiko
chiko
grab a chiko
chiko
grab a chiko
chiko
grab a chiko

Jolly good today old chaps

why's she flirting with you if she's married? also you didn't answer my question

German meme

might have a cheeky sniff of heroin x

alri seasidemark on new years circa 2021

/brit/ has been fucking awful recently, terrible terrible posts

oh my days he's been fucking heemed

I had a job where a fucking married man would flirt with me that's hardly a massive block for certain people.

anyone got any anime recs?

Alrighty

hehe, well watch this
*makes the best post you've ever seen in your life*

well what about this?
ermm

poofarty

this is the post

you've got nipples havent you? learn to milk yourself

good to know we've still got it

*poos on my thumb, middle finger, and ring finger, and shoves all three of them into your mouth and nostrils as if your fat head was a bowling ball*

yeah, check this one out: uk.indeed.com/

I'll post the photo again
you know the one.

*christmas 2020

gfberg having snow trouble

Abort.

i rather enjoyed I Can’t Believe It’s Finally Time For You To Gain A Clue ~ !!

i only take it that way

we could crash the entire norwegian economy if we stopped buying their oil and salmon

it not right

Nah you won't.

saw some muslim men wearing those dress things

norway is nice and the people are friendly

Young men wearing Japanese schoolgirl uniforms.

huffing glen 20

keeps you cool in warm waether init

next time i go to an NA meeting when they're passing the basket around should i give them a a $5 note that i once rolled up and snorted speed through or would that be too banterous?

You are a tourist, lol.

saw one of their women dressed in a full bin bag holding a mr whippy the other day, no idea how she planned to eat it

i took that photo unprepared. i dont think i look that terrible

outer wilds. very good game that

have a mate who started smoking and doing coke and that just because our mates were doing it. definitely think less of him, but it has also absolutely increased the quality of his social life 1000x so I can't fault him too much

indicates she has massive chebs that bounce as she breathe

dunno if that's fit m8

Are you one of them poofters?

Nah

cor love speed me. might do some speed in a bit

doubt it norway has everything, electricity virtually free due to fjords, the rest of the planet could disappear and they'd be fine

should speed yourself to the clue dealer instead

Yeah I am sure

are you seriously the mate who goes

not for me my good sir, i look down on drug users

when your mates are passing the coke plate around

skyrim

did u play the dlc

toil done

toil message set to tell everyone to fuck off till Tuesday

smiley face and saying have a good weekend sent to the toil Latvian with the massive chebs

laptop closed

Right, then! We wait about an hour for the nice chips shop to have some food ready and then we get the chips, the cans and scran the lot

Non of this

Give me one good reason it shouldnt be legal to hit children if they fuck you off

yeah i dont do drugs or drink or nothing. the boys still invite me out everywhere though cuz they love me.

same reason their foids dress like ninjas, allah demands it

catberg hassling me for a bit of tuna bake

rate the maccies order

in july it will be 10 years since i last drank alcohol

I've only gone and posted in a Anon Babble thread with a post intended for /brit/ by accident

latex girls rule the world

is it the BIG chipper this evening?

she was getting it for her husband

I see your play.

probably something like this
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1748015852604800.webm

Not sure what size anything, lad
On one hand, I have the long weekend and have many nights to get the cans and the chips but on the other hand I feel like I should do something useful like binge the telly all day

lol pussy

screaming at this for some reason

Everyone smokes in continental Europe and look great for their ages and thin and healthy
Americans tend not to smoke as much (or at least white middle class ones) and still look like shit and unhealthy
Reckon smoking is fine for you

should celebrate with a wee dram
you've earned it :)

Mutt

smoking keeps your thin

in August it will be one year for me

hypothetically, the long weekend could contain BIG chipper and BIG cans every day

hate it when I enter a thread with a blog post and its at 300 already

it's because your food is literal poison, i spet you can get real stuff there it just costs a premium

GOT THE GEOGADDI ON

shit i've had too much heroin

Mek it

these fucking rap snitches, man
niggas running their mouths

Aye man, what could be the issue here unc spania?

she's a hot katy she's a soft katy

new

Shut it negrified freak. Nobody cares about baboons spitting into a microphone.

No way.

Katy tek it at the Gherkin
@16@

Fosters good call

twat
w
a
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He's Irish diaspora, that's why he speaks like this

sorting the new out lads

come on then

excellent, the paedo freak has arrived

I grew up watching sidemen & top gear and listening to jme and adele I know more about the uk than my own country I know London roads and train stations despite never being there basically im more british than you retards

so true