/brit/

our hijabs are nearly all pakis and they don't look like that
rorky porkie is right on this

do girls really get impressed if you piss money away at a nightclub despite being ugly
because that has not been my experience
they will put up with your company
they will not put out

picturing myself as a victorian adventurer in darkest arabia, so fascinated with the mystical orient I convert to mohammendism (but not giving up the drink aha) conquer a small emirate of my own with my fancy white man's weaponry and marry all four of these girls

you’re going to need to make friends and good social connections

FUCK

love the fact that being white and handsome and blue eyed pretty much means you get access to most single women from non white countries

what does that have to do with you

Not far off the fourth anniversary of the last time I had sex
Not good really is it

done him

incel meltdown imminent

poo scromiting

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

Brick won

no they dont at all is full of shit. wether or not you will impress big titted chavs is determined at the moment of your conception. you cannot do a single thing to change this. no 2/10 fat little autistic midget is going to impress a woman no matter how much cash he splashes lol

brown women who aren't fully snackbar and have more liberal parents are absolute white cock hunters at uni

the dominant form of culture in our time is videos of women doing little dances

Literal entire years of my youth with no sex whatsoever
Not even once a year
Just mental really

100% although at least im not autistic haha
it was the wall wot did it

dont pretend westerners are any different most blockbusters now are mostly computer generated as it is

It gets really boring listening to all this hopeless incel chatter every weekend :/

Grow the fuck up you spineless retards and go talk to some women ffs

I’m WASP
/brit/ can seethe all it likes but that doesn’t stop me

I have a gf and stopped being an incel over 10 years ago

was just saying this down the pub

No the snackbars want white guys as well, when I experimented with dating apps I got a lot of interaction from hijabis who wanted me to convert.

Why is this Irish anon so obsessed with making the same fucking editions over and over

Sure thing Ranjesh lmfao

Nantucket is the homeland of the Anglo-Saxon race

Do you have a moose loose aboot the hoose?

oh no no no

How impressive is this physical feat?

My nigga Ismael been there

if you don't like my posts then don't read them

I'll tell you hwat, brother

clear autism and OCD

3:15
good time for a walk

It's heatheryank on a VPN
Currently he's busy pretending to be Diego
Later he will be triggered by something innocuous which starts a turbomelty where he floods the thread with AI slop and/or scat videos until the early hours

the booze is starting lads wahey wahey
bank holiday

I once knew a man from nantucket.

The snackbars are locked down with family and extended family, so it's a head ache dealing with them

Sick of it all really

audiophile show in Munich. lots of fancy stereo systems on display

fake Diego

I deserve a blonde American gf from a small town in a red state

if you keep accusing every single gimmick of being heathermong it becomes pointless

and like i said above, the snackbars here are mostly inbred pakis. The turkish, iranian, etc, babes tend to not be snackbars, many of them have English first names and a foreign second name

Uh oh stinky melty

yes? still a good time for a walk
what are you implying
people cant go for a walk on a bank holiday?
weirdl

can't imagine anything worse than being with an american womanjsnmk

Toillass has a hapa kid, she keeps trying to make him do sports but he's much more into maths, what are they like

womanjsnmk

Audiophile show in my basement this evening

Broke out the vintage gear for a little bit of fun haha

String theory? Fake.
Relativity? Fake.
Evolution? Fake.
Big bang? Fake.
End of.

avatar or signature use

might order a pussy and a pizza later tonight
im thinking a brown eyed brunette and a bbq chicken sourdough
thoughts?

The meltdown has begun

Just get the 'za. It won't let you down

la vaca saturno saturnita

String theory? Fake.

Yes, no actual physical evidence.

Relativity? Fake.

No, has substantial physical evidence.

Evolution? Fake.

No, has substantial physical evidence.

Big bang? Fake.

No, has substantial physical evidence.

End of.

Peppers and eggs cunt loves his peppers and eggs

yeah?

There's this weird classical piece with piano and string instruments but the composition is really weird and it sounds like some psychedelic experimental piece

Done basically no work today
Fannied around with some purchase orders for about 30 mins and that was it

My cousins getting fucking married and he’s 22

bollocks. sort yourself out

hs?

These are statistics from another European country.

In the Netherlands, around 10.9% of Turks have a mixed marriage with a Dutch person. Similar to 12.2% of the Moroccans.
Comparatively, 45.7% of the Surinamese are married to Dutch people, which is beaten by 63.2% of the other Dutch Caribbeans, 85.1% for Indonesians and 88.7% of the Germans.

You see this in Australia as well. Mixed marriages are common here, but the Middle Eastern groups tend not to let their women date out too much.

There was some psychotic Australian physicist who claimed he debunked everything from Einstein onwards and the global physicist cabal was trying to hunt him down and kill him.

sometimes a nigga gotta lock that pussy down

You going out tonight?

Just makes me feel like loser since I’m older

divorced and broke by 25
good luck fella
women are evil and i hate them

am i a weirdo for not finding jizz attractive at all? have always found facials, bukkake, all of that stuff really offputting

yes but you're a maladjusted freak

How many of those "mixed marriages" are actually Dutch born Turks marrying Turkish born Turks? I wouldn't be surprised if the real numbers were somewhat lower.

hs?

The Germanic countries got the rural retards from Turkey, who are the equivalent of our inbred pakis from rural pakistan

based schizo
one of us

brb forgot to take my zyprexa lmao

not him but we have loads and loads of indians here, especially in unis. i knew a few indian girls and all of them had white bfs. was aquainted with a number of indian boys on my course and they were all smelly virgins lel

Back from my incel walk

everyone itt except me rn

have you ever tasted cum?
tastes like salt water

global physicist cabal

He's right desu. Laurence Krauss was friends with Jeffrey Epstein.

who's that black actor bloke that really truly believes he proves 1x1=2
cuba gooding jr is all that comes to mind but it's not him
he was popular around the same time though

cia post on brit

Nottingham GP added 'extremely vulnerable' patient on Facebook and 'pursued her for sex'

Dr Mohammed Ramadan first saw the woman - referred to as Patient A - in a face-to-face consultation at Mount Pleasant Medical Centre in Exeter in March 2022. Two days after the appointment, where he prescribed medication for her anxiety, the doctor sent her a friend request on Facebook.

The big bang theory is Kabbalah witchcraft disguised as science.

Just your personal preference
You’re allowed to have one

used to live opposite a girls' school when i was at uni

Terrence Howard

Tnd is a science

remember when i first go prescribed olanzapine and i was already on fluoxetine
that was one hell of a ride
would have audio hallucinations and conversations with myself and just sit in a dark room alone drinking wine

kuhtim

Cat chad dropping redpills left and right. What a king.

any tasteful norwooders in

bet you never shagged

i like nigel cheese hands

...yh

Wish there was a gay way to put yourself out there without actually doing it

sheldor

have you ever tasted cum?

no
okay thanks for the validation

Probably is. Sydney has many Turks and most the people I was friends with married other Turks. Not to say relationships to others didn't occur but it was often with the Lebanese, Yugos and Aussies (most to least in that order).
The Dutch Turks are not like the German Turks. Also, Dutch society is more chill than British society which kind of boxes you by class and race very obnoxiously.
Asians, Indians, Caribbeans, Islanders and Latinos have the highest outmarriage rates in the West after migrating yeah.

Just copy Diego

Dunno what that means

mines starting to look like the golden arches

Seeing as we have a good collection of incels, looksmaxxers, and shaggers in here, I'll go ahead and ask an important question. What's the consensus on male skincare routines? Waste of time and money? Worth it? Should just eat healthy and forget about all that?

I once jizzed in my gf's eyes when trying to jizz on her face after a blowjob and it went right in her eye, was laughing for 20 minutes, while she was seething

Gnomes are real desu. I have seen them.

what we need is a symbol that straight people don't know about but gays do

Mine is starting at the back, which is worse

That’s exactly what I mean

Get a retinol product to use at night, a decent moisturiser for the day, and use sun protection cream if it's sunny. No need to over think it.

Why do you need a moisturiser, shouldn't your skin just handle that itself? What is a retinol product for?

go to a gay cruising spot

um

cute

got the national gay porn inquiry on

erm
what the heck

not really worth worrying about unless you’re a proper spotty/greasy specimen
all you need is moisturiser and maybe a facial cleanser, most skincare products are just munchausen shit designed to make insecure women think they need them

Morning:

Cleanser

Moisturiser

SPF

Evening:

Cleanser

Moisturiser

It's literally that simple. Maybe an azelaic acid if your skin is prone to spots and hyperpigmentation. The routine takes less than 5 minutes total per day and you'll look a lot better.

sleep with all the lights on you're not so happy you're not secure

Where do I find that

You seem to have an odd preoccupation with interracial marriages.

Why do you need a moisturiser, shouldn't your skin just handle that itself?

It does but you're getting fucked by the environment, showering, and aging.

What is a retinol product for?

Reduces skin aging, removes damage, and improves your skin texture.

thoughts of a cat eating a salmon fillet
but its not an owl trapped in a tree see?

what was it

who would you cast for Rorke's biopic?

What do you even say about Gaza at this point? Our collective humanity was lost there. We are paying for the starvation of two million people. Women, children. This is barely remarked upon. A monstrous evil unlike any I’ve seen before in my life. Sometimes I cant sleep at night knowing im an indirect accomplice to the worst crime of the 21st century.

why do you keep replying to yourself

Not arsed

I just notice things. I noticed the WMAF trend in comparison to the rare AMWF a decade before the internet did believe it or not.

doxxable info

mlp

Imagine a world where Christians and Muslims could come together in solidarity and fix the problem once and for all.

We both hate them, everybody does, it's just career-ending to say it out loud but it doesn't make it any less true.

Really makes you think doesn't it? So many problems would disappear with them.

pinkie pie smooching applejack

Could be..

a completely sfw my little pony picture, which got taken down in seconds
mind you the other day we had a thread where like 60% of the posts were hardcore porn webms and they stayed up for a good while kek

perusing the web for an obese escort

You don't need an entire Korean tier set of liquids, just one or two that you know work well with your skin are fine. Putting on sunscreen when you're outside is more important.

could there be anyone else

Ok but how am I meant to find it then

just dont care about brown people desu
got bigger fish to fry
i just consumed a whole tub of haagan daas and realised its 50g of saturated fat
blimey

The few times I've ever tried a moisturiser made my skin feel greasy and disgusting, no idea how you do it

Christians and muslims both worship a jewish god and follow an expansion back of a jewish religion. Islam was at least made by an arab, christianity was made a jew.

Yeah even Darth Vader and Voldemort would be horrified.

don't know who you mean

But muslims are part of the problem

Just go to your local woods and look for parked cars then hang around

fuck me is it that much
i eat a whole one of those every now and then

Maybe.

Youtube recommended me Rate My Takeaway.
Now I want to move to UK.

not all moisturisers are the same, need one appropriate for your skin and you're meant to rub it in properly not just leave a think layer on your face

brrrrr PAH
PAH

Poo seal

What time

imagine we all sat around in a big circle holding hands singing hymns and loving each other
no because this is real life ypu stupid cunt

you’re either using one thats far too greasy or your skin is already greasy

technically Christianity was made by a Christian because the Christian belief means that one beliefs that Christ is God and since Christ believed that Christ is God that means that Christ was Christian, not jewish.

not even the worst thing to happen in the last 5 years, get over it. i really dont know why people treat palestine as some singular unique event thats never happened before

Fuckit

the proverbial batty hole

30 years ago are lass pauline hanson said we were "in danger" of being swamped by asians and she got made fun of for being so nihilistic and racist and now 30 years later we're swamped by asians and everyone hates it but can't say it because we're already so swamped they're an entrenched 5th column lol

how many times are we going to post the same tranny arsehole and bollocks

My skin is dry and noticeably flaky after I shower but gets greasier in the day, I think I fucked it showering once or twice a day

I think it's a good wake up call to the countries of the world. Peace and having a country is never secure.

the answer my friend, is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind

turned off my youtube watch history because apparently that's what you're meant to do

dont think thats proverbial at all

If you lived in the middle ages what would your job be?

inb4 village rapist

nigga rly want new tranny cock lol

I think it was an aesop fable

It wasn't called christianity when Rabbi Yeshua was preaching

Ok.

She didn't even write the speech, it was just given to her. I don't think she's ever had an original thought in her life and she's been milking that one speech she made as a career ever since.

monk

Haha

village therapist

have you ever even tried to make a post that wasn’t complete boring shite

literally
a 500g tub of Madagascar vanilla has 19.6g saturated fat per 200g
to put into context anything above 20g a day is extremely high
just cleared put 2 1/2 days in take in 5 minutes and thats without the massive chicken bbq chorizo i had after it

real white people problems here lad
i earned the money to pay for this food
maybe those """""""Palestinians"""""" should stop being violent and lazy and get jobs, maybe then they wouldn't be starving

brown people lol

Christians didn't start recruiting Gentiles until decades after Rabbi Yeshua was dead. If you read the Bible, the impression is that he wanted to overturn the Jewish religion with himself as the fulfiller of their prophecies, he wasn't intending to start a religion for gentiles.

heroinberg making me fall asleep in the middle of making a pos-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

sounds about right, maybe a merchant if i wasnt such an autist

What time should I go?

not really relevant is it? it wasn't called a wheel either, but when we discuss the history of the wheel, we call it a wheel because it's a wheel even if the cavemen called it a gruguhug.

and dont samefag like that, it's really cringe mate.

youtube.com/watch?v=zdkXOIEWDnM

Just before dark

Pretty.

Land owner or a merchant.

youtu.be/LRwwXxhXdHU
Modern History TV kineux, lad.

Get it down you.

wonder if it's too soon to ask the proto-gf what her vagina smells like

might be difficult I think israel blew up all the job centres and also everything else

You can't hate jews while worshipping one as your god fella

I don't think this programming is possible.

mad how this guy is the CEO of a video game company
got enough dosh to nerd the fuck out

So like half 10 at night?

How fucking fat are you?

next time youre out to dinner. make her laugh so she queefs, then “accidentally” drop a fork under the table, while you’re there you can catch the queef in a little glass jar and smell it later

I am sorry I do not have a plane to give you

what does diego think of the new pope?

SHALOM

heroincunt loves his heroin

why does leftypol hate this? I thought he loved refugees?

Vicar

I am listening.

went to an NA meeting and they were passing a collection basket around and i actually happened to have a bit of cash to donate but they skipped me with it, apparently you're not expected to donate on your first visit?

nonbinary queef smell like the hot air comin out da back of da PS4

lads what are some signs that an escort on adultwork is high quality and worth seeing? I've had some bad experiences with prossies and don't want to repeat them

smart guy over here

right well that's a hairy minge

well not with that attitude they wont

israel might try to use your heart to blow up another refugee camp

Imagine pulling the sort of face you'd pull in a selfie for a fanny pic

right then

My God is Christian. I just explained this.

jamie bring up the time that guy said that thing about white people

What a reddit country

feel like this is a realistic expectation for most lads here

Odd looking willard that is

NA

Nonces Anonymous?

Good.

dont be doing that shit lad

AAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHHAA HAHAHAHAHAHA PLUS TIP AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

same difference to these harlots

you’re having a fairy whinge at a hairy minge

*dives in* mmmmnumnumnumnomnomnomnomnom most exquisite my dear

This got under his skin. You can tell Trump didn’t think the black fella would be able to make a quip like that so he was completely blindsided.

the idiomatic fanois

Narcotics Anonymous? Great place to get drugs, just ask around and you're bound to get lots of new contacts.

hope it goes on fire again soon

was thinking the exact same thing lol it's such a sincere smile and then also her minge

that's based. love his mullet too.

She's pretty

just watched the latest ep of haiti's funniest home videos and i've got to say it was far different to ours

I will block you.

GIVE THEM BACK

i've just been gigaraped in my bitchute

im watching married at first sight australia. its actually alright if you give it a chance lads honestly

scranning some lentil and bacon soup

Just had my bike stolen

Based Donald pwned that retard!!!!!!

grabbing my willy frenulum and pulling it three feet in the air back and forth like im trying to start a dodgy mower

probably the part where they're "deporting" non-white people just for being non-white, without checking if they're even there legally or not, to hellish foreign prisons instead of back to their own countries, and fawning over south african refugees because they're ostensibly the only example of persecuted white people in the entire world

so then i said, im sorry your poor

Yes but what about any of that is bad?

We're actually a completely dead country aren't we, think i might immigrate to Australia or NZ

a yank couldn't dream of posting like this

Good one/

White people are also persecuted in Canada, the United Kingdom, the USA, and the European Union.

shareef didn't like that

Yeah but it doesn’t take much for women to be pretty

Full. Fuck off. Buzz off. Piss off. Sod off.

business idea: married at first shite: australia
you get paired up with someone and then get filmed taking your vows in the dunny taking a shit sat on toilets facing each other

I have a spare mattress and a packet of crisps for /brit/ immigrants looking for a place of refuge.

twanging mine like a double bass

FOWF

i guarantee if the brits joined forces with australia and new zealand we could take down the US trump administration easy, especially since a vast chunk of yanks already hate him and would probably support us

They're also doing it to whites but like a typical brownoid that's all you care about

Could work.

Actually made me kek

faecal attraction

male and female contestants have to choose who they'll date based on their stool

what the fuck is that thing next to him

White American people, especially white American men, are murdered at much higher rates than white South Africans. Why don’t you claim refugee hood?

The raped

wonder how rebecca black is doing these days
any pics of her minge floating around the internet?

umm….. a person, rorke???????????

we'll have a gay old time

Take your meds Mohammed please

Yeah they hate him and then an external enemy comes about uniting the yanks, this is without even getting into how long it would take to get there

It stopped.

going to move here

think it's eddie murphy doing the barber from coming to america

uhm, a native you raysist

Poof

white saffers are persecuted

howling, bet you still believe in the tooth fairy

imagine bleeding out on the street during the siege of chiraq

this one is a pretty weird exception i'll give you that especially since he and his wife are MAGA
maybe he was targeted because he's danish, since denmark in particular has become a target of the administration

for me it's here

In way it makes perfect sense.

Have you ever been raped?

no but i almost got grangled

wanked with my left hand once does that count

Watched a documentary about there once, full of inbred bogan freaks and all the kids there have mullets instead of the zoomer brocolli cut

For me it's Yorkey's Knob

becoming the first man in history to rape himself

every day, by society
we do indeed live, in a society

ktim

They’ll tear each other at the first hint of troubles

or maybe they're following the law because that's the law and not because they target specific tribes like the brownland you crawled out of

You'd fit right in then.

Take this.

Just get a flight with BA innit

v

ostensibly yeah
i'm sure the issue is far more complex than '"kill the boer" therefore genocide' but i think there's a case to be made that their asylum claims are more valid than most

mental how aborigines lived there for 40 thousand years before the white men came and stole everything

All day every day.

Continue.

aborigines would've invented CPUs and that if we just left them a few more years

Aussie