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Mental how obsessed they are with us

The fact that this castration chemical the government are going to use on nonces is derived from onions says a lot
Imagine still eating onions in 2025

London is the world's 5th biggest economy surrounded by a poor country.

Stop being a coward yelling at Anon Babble - your secial media platform and the sole witness to your pitiful existence - and phone up the dentist to ask them to destroy your records.

London is beautiful

Yeah?

Listened to two normies on the train discussing their social circles and all of the birds they've shagged and how one of their friends is too much of a shagger and it struck me how different their lives are.

I've never been able to make friends with a girl let alone kiss them while normies shag on the regular like it's nothing.

Blogpost over/

I don’t care if this country is dirt poor. It’s still my country.

Probably entirely your own fault

Fosters, good call

axed

don't they regularly rotate the actor?

giggling
youtube.com/watch?v=c3mPnklp058

muh cuntreh

Yeah yeah Rorke OK you never even leave your smelly bedroom in Barnsley you don’t know this anything about England

I’m Scottish in fact

Imagine being a vf in fucking Australia of all places

Yea we just push those feelings down and ignore them bruce

at what age is it actually over? 25? 30?

leave him alone mate he’s still reeling from this

I've never been on a date, touched a boob, exchanged text messages or been alone in the same room with a woman but I'm only 31 years old so there's still time for me haha still plenty of time

just walked past a bunch of happy gcse lads, I wasted my youth

Ncuti Gatwa has been axed as Doctor Who after just two series as woke storylines saw ratings for the much-loved show plunge, it was claimed today.

The BBC programme is also said to have been paused for an extended break amid criticism about recent plots about non-binary aliens, incels and even a pregnant male extra-terrestrial.

Rumours of Gatwa’s exit came after his sudden withdrawal from presenting the UK’s Eurovision jury scores on Saturday night after Israel, represented by a October 7 survivor, made the final. Ncuti has been vocal in his support for Palestine.

A TV insider reportedly said: 'If the final nail wasn't already in the coffin, it was well and truly hammered in after that.

I'm 28, still have time before it's over at 30 haha

do you at least have a good career? I'm also a khv but I'm actually more worried about my career than anything.

woke

Is Rorke still talking this way :skull:

what's wrong with people on boomerbook? Why make AI images of an incident which was filmed?

how do you end up like this lmao

Greetings fellow 93-96 khhvf babies

What's it like being a vf in the Yookay?

don’t pretend you’re any different

alri spaino

FUCKING STUPID CUNT

Dickhead delivery driver just delivered my package to the wrong fucking house, my big sex toy order. What the fuck, this whole process has been totally fucked. Beggars belief.

Omds at least go grope someone

No it doesn't end at 30 there's still plenty of time you see

no I earn minimum wage. I don't give a shit about the future lad.

It doesn't matter. I can't be arsed typing it all up.

non-binary aliens, incels and even a pregnant male extra-terrestrial.

absolutely howling, rorke watching this while gripping his sofa arm until fingernails bleed

went to an all boys school, feel like I'd be better with women if it was mixed

maybe you can looksmax get a stem degree and a good job and live a good life?

i’m 21, lost my virginity at 18 to my then gf, have kissed somewhere between 20-30 women in clubs and what not, have mates i regularly see and a full time job

just baffles the mind how you end up this virginous. didn’t you and your mates go to parties or nightclubs? didn’t you ever at some point between ages 16-31 get a girls number or snapchat or something? didn’t you try tinder or online dating? did you never take the hit at the end of the night and settle for kissing a fatty?

All boy schools are one of the worst aspects of Brit culture, which Australia of course has too.

t. went to one as well

Not him, but I also have those and not a good life

Imagine if whoever he deliver the package to actually opens it jesus christ man
I'm going to have a cigarette

Sydneysiders live in a concrete jungle. To them there is no other world but Sydney. The country is Sydney, the world city multicultural utopia surrounded by a sea of inferior bogan-eshay barbarians. They do not see you as your countrymen.

Do I need to do anything to be able to use my Apple Pay in France without any problems like my bank locking my card or something

this, turned me slightly gay, but only a little haha

As a sydneysider I wish we'd have an influx of feral bogans, would be nice to hear something resembling English being spoken again.

the fire has gone out mate

I will be ending my own life eventually. It's not something I need to do right now though so I keep myself going for the time being

well at least your not a construction wagie eh?

im 32 and have had sex with 8 women

I feel like working in construction or on the tools is far more fulfilling than office toiling

sort of posh cunt do you have to be to go to an all boys school howling

here is something you can't understand

how over can it be, your 31? feel like people today are hyperfocused on age milestones and what they need to have done by when. I'm not going to say your situation is perfect but surely it could be improved with some effort? not even just to get pussy but to challenge yourself

What you wanting cunt a blue peter badge?

Barely have any friends and we do hangout it's with each other, tried online dating but it's broken and doesn't work.

You know what would be sick is if the seasons were actually extreme. Like if summer was actually like 60+ C and winters were like -40 c

Sure you did mate. Nice essay

mysteriously pulled out of eurovision earlier this month too

I'm betting the house on him getting GayMeToo'd
He's 100% the sort to have been inserting weird shit up the arseholes of impressionable young lads in diddy style freak-offs

yeah until your back hurts

uhhh my back hurts from sitting down all day !

it's a different pain from picking things up all day

bitter incel hours I see

I've had awful, deviant, evil sorts of sex that I will never admit to a living soul for the rest of my life.

People can live with physical pain but they kill themselves over some mental discomfort, office toiling can not be good for the mind

I wish we had ASOIAF seasons. a 4 year really snowy winter followed by a 8 year summer. you could even have extreme 8 year winters with lots of snow

Friday afternoon lads
We fucking made it
Can't WAIT for that pint and ciggie in the beer garden later

Can’t tell the difference between Aussie cities. Makes me laugh when Aussies post stereotypes about different cities and talk about the rivalries they have with other identikit cities all built in the same style at the same time LOL

got night shift tonight hate my life, gonna skive Monday and have a long weekend me thinks

A developing 'mmick

it’s actually unbelievable to you that a lad can have a girlfriend in his youth and spend ages 18-21 going to nightclubs and what not? literally standard behaviour. not my fault you’re an outcast freak. are you a paki?

Stop using this, I asked AI to change the colours to make it more menacing when I first posted it this week but it made it get this gay comic book art style and I don't know how to keep it red but more true to the original

posting

mental that drums on their own sound like shit but they're such an intricate part of why any song is good

Got to 25 being a vf and suddenly felt a pang of existential terror and got on with it and got a shag within a month of actually trying, got a gf when I turned 26 who I am now engaged to

Just found which house. They're nice neighbours who keep to themselves. Hoping the give it to me and don't just open it. Should be an issue I think but what if they do? What if the label says their house not mine? Name is different of course. But now I've got to go and make complaint etc on top of the stress.

FUCKING STUPID FUCKING CUNT

Well done

Explains why you’re here

respectfully, you are downplaying the severity of never having had a conversation with a woman or been in the same room as a woman alone or never having exchanged messages with a woman at 31 years old

this isn't "oh I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19", I'm mentally warped at this point. People can tell that I am visibly mentally unwell. I don't think normal people can imagine having gone their whole lives without friends or conversations with people outside their insane family members.

Nonetheless I appreciate your encouragement. My continued existence by not killing myself is the closest I can get to not giving up.

Learn.

Went all boys but there was an all girls school down the road so it was absolutely fine

KTIM

Why are you getting so angry that I don’t believe you?

bogans don’t speak english

Got a spare mousemat ordered for when I have to go into the office for client meetings

if you get to your mid late 20s and have no female experience you just aren’t meant to reproduce. either you’re an ugly cunt or you’re so timid and autistic you can’t bring yourself to talk to and pull women in the safest most materially comfortable era in the history of humankind.

I don't know, always was a bit of a spastic, not him, but I went clubbing with some extroverted friends and really didn't like it, gave me a massive headache, think you need to get really fucked up to enjoy it. I have friends but only a few and when we meet it's usually round my house just to hang out for a weekend and have a drink and a smoke. tried online dating + gymmaxxing for a while but I didn't get any irl matched and it was a very tedious process. my main problem is that I'm an absolute spastic around women, just never really learned how to talk to them, I blame being raised by single mum

bank hol on monday

Literally fretting right now can't believe this shit it's a nightmare

or perhaps one wants to dedicate thyself to acquiring enough financial resources to eventually have a home and a wife, you ever consider that?
I'm not an asexual freak but I don't even try to acquire females. Toil takes up a shitload of my time, and uni before that.
No way I'd have gotten a first if I had a normie social life.

i’m not angry, i find it funny
millions of lads have a similar trajectory to me, it’s pretty standard. get your first girlfriend in your mid to late teens, lose virginity, go clubbing and go parties and what not where you can meet and pull many women

what’s unbelievable to you? the fact that i’ve pulled 25 women or so? quite easy to do with drunk teenage slags in cheap nightclubs

good afternoon /brit/ how's it foing

maybe get physically fit and try online chatting? could be a good way to dip your toe in and test the waters while allowing you time to think out replies/choose flattering photos. your not as old as you think you are, very early 30s.

people go clubbing for women mainly. i don’t enjoy it that much anymore. full of posturing and seems all tryhard. even after age like 23 women don’t want to go anymore. it’s a late teens early 20s thing

I much prefer the convivial atmosphere of a warm busy pub

Bummer dude

If you're a shagger why are you wasting your time here?

Because he’s not a shagger he’s a liar

don't get bank holidays on the night shift, so have to take a sickie, I'm quitting soon anyway so I don't care

Started wanking yesterday at about noon. Finished that wank at 6:37am this morning. Arm's knackered, it stings when I pee and I've got about 4 hours sleep in me. Think it's time to quit NEETdom

This but bass, except it's great

Honestly fuming lads fucking hell couldn't make this up, you literally couldn't

i'm back lads!

I found this place in my teens and never left. It’s also the only place I can rant about how much I hate pakis.

if you’re a shagger

I’m not really. I’ve only had sex with 2 women in my life. I’m single currently. I’ve just kissed a lot of them and know how to flirt and what not.

Sir NIGGER Starmer won't like this

Think the fake bank holiday gimmick is one of my favourite microgimmicks

You can't rant about pakis with your irl friends?

No that’s all perfectly normal I just don’t believe YOU did any of it. You have a very virginous aura and you’re too desperate to convince people. I’m a super noticer you see, you can’t hide anything from me.

how tragic must this cunts life be to find it unbelievable that I had a teenage girlfriend and spent many weekends kissing chav slags in clubs

sir ban server

was about to shag a fat girl and lose my V card but I was so drunk from clubbing I fucked it. don't know if it was a blessing or a curse. it was embarrassing though

Been watching a show called Virgin Island (it doesn't need much explaining, there's a bunch of virgins on an island)

One of the blokes is 30 and is scared of touch and making eye contact with women but he wants to have sex. They're encouraging him by going through different exercises like stroking arms and chatting one on one.

To me, it's messing with nature. That runt is not supposed to breed or be anywhere near a woman. It's like those midget freaks (Warwick Davis) who had kids knowing fine well he would spawn more little goblins.

Shouldn't be allowed, it's an insult to god and all that is divine.

This

I get that it means a lot to you that I believe you but I just don’t. Sorry!

this is an incel NEET general

I presume you've learned your lesson

depends which one, they’re very politically neutral if not a bit liberal. very normie. can’t go into as much depth irl because they don’t understand the larger implications of mass immigration and think i’m just being short sighted
believe me if you want, i don’t care. i did it anyway. you’re the one that is sitting here at what 26 or 31 never having held a woman’s hand.

matched a woman on the apps

profile says 21-25 only

sees I'm almost 30 but matches anyway

Explain this one shaggers

get a physical feeling of raw primal masculine domination when standing next to a 5'6 fella. wonder if that's how 6'2 people feel all the time

i've had sex with 3 women but only kissed 4, does that make me more or less of a shagger than you i wonder. probably less because i am terrified of women and rejection and have no idea how to flirt

I don’t care if you believe me

*writes a series of novels desperately trying to convince me*

:)

You get to about 15 as a kv and hear your mates talk about kissing birds and then you think that if an opportunity ever arises then you can't risk kissing her in case it's noticeable that it's your first kiss and she spreads it around and you get humiliated. And then you're 18 and that hypothetical humiliation is worse. And then you're 25 and that hypothetical humiliation is soul-crushing. And then you're 30 and that hypothetical humiliation is no longer hypothetical.

oh my days rorke
get in the office you fat cunt

saw a clip of it on gogglebox

might apply to be on the next season

shag off is the only way to find out
literally no one cares lad lmao. you’re fighting an uphill battle

Applied for a job in Europe lads

I kissed loads of girls and fingered a few in my teens etc but only lost my virginity at 24 lol
Had a few years at uni and the like where literally nothing happened

Enjoying discussing our incel schemes

This is like buying a shipping container of fidget spinners in 2025.

The party is over, Europe is dead.

bizzare
I got my first kiss at 16

did you seriously use this weak ass excuse/limitation to stop you from ever going near a woman? Christ almighty. Who cares if it’s your first. Just fucking do it.

Jay

It’s Switzerland

they think they different lol

It's G

ive come to the right place......

lmao I remember reading those wizard memes on Anon Babble when I was 16 and guffawing at it.
Now I'm 28 and 18 months from it becoming a reality.

Mad how life happens.

A simple life in Europe with lots of free time is going to appeal to a whole new generation of Americans who don't want to be forced into the meat grinder with indians working 100 hours a week for declining pay to keep america 'winning' the war with China. Within ten years you'll see loads of them coming to Spain, Italy, maybe here too.

the anti-incel game plan?

gymmaxx and looksmaxx

work towards a high paying career/job

socialize as much as possible

face care and grooming

should have the virginity gone in two years, plenty of time before wizard status

I remember the same, also similar position KAHTEEM

malaysia <3

Perth mum-to-be Lauren Brown stabbed her FIFO lover James Sheehy to death after he offered her $52,000 a year to not sleep with other men

A pregnant mother fatally stabbed her jealous lover after he had offered her $1,000-a-week not to see other men.

Lauren Brown, 28, killed fly-in, fly-out rigger James Sheehy, 34, while pregnant with their baby in the explosive row at their Joondalup home in Perth, Western Australia.

The pair had become a couple three weeks after first meeting in early 2023, when Mr Sheehy made Brown the cash offer to quit her job as an escort and move in with him.

But six months later, Brown pepper-sprayed Mr Sheehy in the face before getting a knife and stabbing him in the chest.

Brown was charged with his manslaughter but she told her trial she had only acted in self-defence after Mr Sheehy had attacked her.

However, the court heard Mr Sheehy was a regular victim of Brown's violent outbursts.

The couple's former housemates once saw Mr Sheehy barricade himself inside their bedroom to hide from Brown, her trial was told.

Brown responded by kicking a hole in the door and crawling through to resume her attack on him.

The court heard how Mr Sheehy was on the phone to a friend on the day he died when they heard Brown in the background demanding to know who he was talking to.

The phone call, on September 28, 2023, 'ended abruptly' - and minutes later Mr Sheehy was dead from the stab wound to his chest.

At the time, Mr Sheehy's brother Alex spoke of their family's grief having previously lost another brother.

'My dad called me at 2am and told me that James was dead,' Alex said.

'We were pretty tight ... we already lost a brother to suicide ... now I've got no brothers.'

He added his brother 'cared endlessly' for his girlfriend.

'(James) just wanted love, man, he just wanted a missus that loved him,' Alex said.

'He picked (Ms Brown) up off the street, looked after her and did the right thing.'

no

(*^_^*)

you wouldnt be replying to me like this if you'd seen my pic.....

Realistically if you kicked Warwick Davis hard enough do you reckon you could lift him off the floor?

I was playing Tekken 8 last night as Hwoarang and you can kick your opponent up in the air to start a juggle combo where you're just kicking the fucking shit out of them in mid air.

I suppose I just want to know if that would be possible to do in real life and also when is his next public meet and greet?

Correct. And I think over the last two generations, economic stability and pre smartphone life made it easier for virgin freakoid runts to meet each other and have a little runt clan they could unleash on society. Poorly socialised gimpy people have bred for too long and that’s why we see lads like you saw on Gogglebox or the 31 year old KHHVs here

Lost my v card at the age of 16 with my 13 year old gf personally
True

I reproduced through sperm donation though, probably have more kids than all of /brit/ put together.

I'm sure your adorable x

we already lost a brother to suicide ... now I've got no brothers.

s-stop it!

simp deserved it

Can't believe the Top 50 UK playlist is what runts actually listen to, dire

shes fit

imagine yer da being an australian sperm donating /brit/poster
grim

Na I got shagged in uni by an assertive woman who wouldnt let me anxiety ruin things lol, but I know that was something I felt until then. I got called a fridget when I was 12 cuz I hadn't kissed a girl before, called it by an 11 year old who started laughing at me, and I can remember how utterly humiliating that was for years and years. Looking back though it's like, I was fucking 12 and the 11 year old was probably talking shite lol. But I do have a touch of the tism too I think, which was a factor.

um

there have always been lads who didn't shag

personally I will be punching my own ticket long before I reach this geezer's age but men like this have always existed

Na I got shagged in uni by an assertive woman who wouldnt let me anxiety ruin things

mate you literally won the lottery lmao

mental how you can literally murder someone and get five years in prison if you're a woman

dont think i wanna live on this planet anymore

16

13

you'd get done for noncing here for that

rightfully

imagine actually getting humiliated for “years and years” over a backhanded comment made by a girl

refuse to believe people like you exist. how weak is your brain? your ego?

one wants to dedicate thyself to acquiring enough financial resources to eventually have a home and a wife, you ever consider that?

If you were successful enough at that you'd get a girlfriend or at least casual sex naturally

When I was 15 I got off with and fingered a 13 year old girl, she was two years below and I didn't know it at the time, got some right hammer and called a pedo for weeks at school for it
She's now a fully grown woman and a sold 8/10, really fit, and I am an ugly manlet hahaha

me? gay

?

Chin up lad

Can you actually try having an honest discussion instead of crafting your biggest jay posts?

having sex is jay worthy

sad little man

What's everyone up to this weekend?

Yeah pretty much lol. Mad part was she was a virgin too. Dunno if she just wanted to lose it or what, but it certainly made the whole thing easier lol

It wasn't made by a girl, but anyway yeah I had the Woody Allen disease. I think on account of the tism. Always had a thing about never wanting to be seen doing something new, because it risked judgement in my direction while I was unskilled or looked unknowledgeable. Put me off driving for ages and all too. Is what it is. You don't need to be having this much attitude about it lad.

trails of cold steel 1

untrue
my office is 90% male and the 10% are HR milfs who want to hang you for impropriety at the slightest grievance
uni course had a similar gender balance

Can you actually try having an honest discussion instead of crafting your biggest jay posts?

ktimmers

eh?

so nothing based in reality caused it. entirely inside your own mind.
what a fucking loser you are

gonna be smoking weed me thinks, will also go gym to work off all the weed scran.

Saturday

Championship Playoff Final

Sunday

League 1 Playoff Final

Monday

League 2 Playoff Final

no plans

could do another virgin walk about the town but the weather forecast isn't looking as sunny or warm as what it's been so if it's cloudy then there's no point

Same thing happened to Rorke except he was 26 and the girl was 11

The lads proper had his life for weeks after that haha

I hope you’re doing better now xxx

room smells of sweaty teenage boys

done that smelly gimp

Mrs is off up to glasgow for the bank holiday with her mum and auntie so I'm running them to station
Playing rugby after then off to my mum and dad's for the weekend. Big gym sesh monday, 15x3 deadlifts with 180kg (45 second rests) and 8 rep max ssb good mornings

brings up actual pedophilia out of nowhere

hello paki cunt! when are you getting out my country you muslim bastard?

Do you have an iphone 4?

Thin.

Got the jays rattled with that one ahah

Wasn't my idea.

You couldn’t lift your own arse

Putting together the new fitness plan, 5 days of cardio, 3 days of weights. Time to work harder than ever before.

Mad how the aussies spent the last four years shrieking and stamping their feet about albo and then ended up voting for him again

ive had a busy month so nothing aside from seeing the gfberg

Lad, I was a virgin til I was 19 lol you're talking like I got to 35 or something. Are you feeling okay? This seems to be really important to you and angering you down to your very core. Is everything alright at home?

Bit too accurate eh, Rorke?

idiot
there's not that many days in the week
dummkopf

rugby wanker

Then it would be perfect.

going to my mates house in cambridge
will probably just go to the pub all weekend aha

Is he really still having a meltie because we don’t believe his made up shagger stories? Omds

jog on Spaki

calm down you rattled gimp

nothing worse than getting Willposted

Rorke getting ultra defensive over the pedo accusations

HOWLING

Me? I’ve put my erect penis inside a beautiful woman’s fanny many times.

It's gone now.

Sent that incel freak flying

That'll be a big 'No' on everything at home being okay then lol hope yer da stops battering you for not holding the torch right m8 xx

spainlard spending his entire weekend on Anon Babble again despite being in his mid thirties

“Rorke” isn’t a real person mate, hope this helps

Would this statement not also be true of a man who has had sex once?

no since it says many times
learn to read you working class subhuman

ever wank in bushes or anything on these walks?

That'll be a big 'No' on everything at home being okay then lol hope yer da stops battering you for not holding the torch right m8 xx

Alri Rorke

just got called a working class subhuman by a black man on /brit/

rorke having an existential crisis

shagging a poo

Have to do a morning and evening session to fit it in, you see
Full Body + Easy Z2 ~30 mins
Medium Upper Z2 Ride ~60 mins
Full Body + Easy Z2 ~30 mins
Interval/Tempo Ride ~30-45 mins
Full Body + Easy Z2 ~30 mins
Long Z2 Ride ~90 mins
Rest

What?

he thinks voting isn't rigged

done lots of IBS poos in the bushes

"Rorke” isn’t a real person mate, hope this helps

sunberg firmly behind cloudstein
rain looms

It's actually not that warm
Could have easily worn a jacket

That comment about his abusive da got right under his skin eh? kek

is dedicating just a half hour to the muscles enough to get built?
the famous muscley celebs are in there twice a day for 2 hours a pop
once I heard that I said fuck that and never even tried desu

Why aren’t you lads going to the gym? What else are you doing? It makes you look better and feel much healthier. Gets your life in order. There is literally no reason not to.

No it only says his penis has been inside the fanny of a beautiful woman many times. Something that happens during one instance of sex when the penis goes in and out, over and over again.

Don't want to and don't need to

insanely fit PT was wearing her tight shorts again today

So..this is Rorke?

yeah un well uh…
*shoots you*

No, I don't think it is. I think the coups that occur every few years certainly are but I don't think voting is rigged unless you're a schizo.

Never seen a very successful shagger who needed to go to the gym.

My lifting sessions take about an hour because I’m doing them only three times per week with the fewest movements I can do to drive progress

i do though

FUKIT

genesis musical box feeling

no point in going the gym just eat well and walk plenty

Fuck you

doubt you’ve ever seen a shagger cause you never leave your smeggy bedroom

markets and crypto recovered so trump just chimped out again

oh but 6’5 multimillionaire naturally shredded mythical Chad Thundercock doesn’t need to go to the gym or self improve to get women so therefore I should make no effort to improve myself!

Why do incels follow this logic? Yes some men are naturally very attractive. Doesn’t mean you should squander your own potential. It’s bizzare. Just seems like defeatist excuses.

No, fuck you

don't think I will ever overcome being ugly. Most people realise they are ugly when they turn 14-15, but for me it was when I was 4-5, I always cried when taking photos.
The feeling of being dissapointed in my looks will follow me till the day I die

Have you considered that there's ways of improving yourself that aren't just lifting increasingly heavy rocks

Remember to do your cardio

Gonna start on Monday. Need to be strong and fit for when the baby arrives. Don't wanna be one of them ones that can't keep up and has to go sit down after 5 mins cuz he's so unfit

shopping walk pepsi max and a wank shopping walk pepsi max and a wank shopping walk pepsi max and a wank shopping walk pepsi max and a wank shopping walk pepsi max and a wank shopping walk pepsi max and a wank shopping walk pepsi max and a wank shopping walk pepsi max and a wank shopping walk pepsi max and a wank

fingering my mancunt

german doner kebab is so expensive

Aim for 150 minutes of moderate-vigorous intensity cardiovascular activity per week. Minimum. No excuses.

For what it's worth I would tell anyone who needs to go to the gym to 'compete' with the natural chads that they have entered themselves into a losing battle.
You aren't chad and you never will be chad no matter what you do, so don't play chad's game. It's that simple. You won't becoming him and you won't get his women.
See, incels just give up at that point and fail to realise that they don't have to be a chad to get women, they can be anything they want, almost, except for a smelly, smeggy, vibeless loser.
Get into the outdoors and get an outdoorsy gf, get into books and get a bookish gf, get into drugs and partying and shag a load of skets and party girls it's not hard but they all fixate on Chad and trying to be Chad and thinking that they cannot be another other than a Chad or an incel.

well of course but lifting big slabs of metal is a really good way and pretty necessary
not only does it give you bigger muscles and fill out your frame, it increases your testosterone, gives physical and mental discipline, creates routine and a sense of achievement.

combine that with dressing well and working on social skills and a creative endeavour like writing or music and it can really improve you. but incels will say because some men had all this figured out by their teens and are naturally attractive all this is worthless.

would bouncing on my bbc dildo count here?

12 year old girl and a smartphone
12 year old girl and a smartphone

feels pointless until I get the smoking in order. 1 more week.

Just put a little offer in on eBay fingers crossed it gets accepted

reeks of homoeroticism to me all this hyperfixation on a perfect male archetype. or jsut sheer autism. complete black and white thinking where some men are model tier ripped hypershaggers and warriors and everyone else is just a meek pathetic incel runt. completely sheltered and unmoored from reality.

yeah it's the cost of the flights that get you

excuse me

mental how this is happening literally everywhere (except Africa)

lurking a leb-australian group

they begin discussing aussie politics

begin shitting on all the immigrants albo brought in for the past few years for why he was elected again

lol, indians getting caught in the crossfire everywhere

Walking to toil and back with a packed out bag 2-3 times a week
All you need

Dunelm

wym

urbanisation causes a fall in birth rates, this has been true since the medieval era
most of the world now lives in cities
therefore nearly every country apart from literal tribal niggers in africa are having less and less kids

Yeah every time I read a book it magically makes women who also read books appear.

Covid vax

You forget the glorious country of India, lad
2025 is the year of India's space exploration

urbanisation causes a fall in birth rates,

Why?

STANK hypocrisy coming from lebbos
You know there's a lebbo community in the fucking Ivory Coast?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanese_people_in_Ivory_Coast

reckon they ought to sit this one out

Actually terrifying when you stop and think that the overwhelming majority of the world is brown/black, poor and stupid, and wants your stuff, and the people in power aren't doing anywhere near enough to protect you from this

Proper spastic post this lad. Like, bottom of the barrel incel forum retardation. Really gonna need you to do better.

less and less

fewer

Yeah, I know I said it last week and the week before but I'll get the fitness plan done properly next week, might just do some pull-ups today

Why would you waste a second on the thoughts of brown people?

Protect? They're actively giving them your stuff. Your tax money goes into brown pockets every single minute.

just got told to die by a german frogposter

Mental how nobody wants Indians in their country when there are genuinely so many worse people out there
I guess it's because they are, without doubt, the most annoying people on the planet. Definitely much more dangerous out there but Indians just invade like bugs.

India's fertility rate is actually quite low. The government was oddly competent in going around villages and getting more women on contraception. Bangladesh was similarly successful.
Pakistan's is still sky high because they're incompetent at literally everything.

Mind you India's population still increases by 15-20 million every year due to demographic lag.

you sure he wasn't just saying "the Bart, the"?

don’t know, but cities have always been net population sinks, in the past this wasn’t a problem because society was 90% rural and 10% urban and the cities could be replenished by inflowing local peasants but now our societies are 80% urban and 20% rural (in the west). In order to stop a massive economic contraction governments have filled it with peasants from the global south but that causes its own set of issues. there is no real solution

Learn to read because it wasn't an incel post in any way you retard
Jesus christ are you even sentient

whenever ta fuck

These are ex-refugees tbph
Lebs are very successful, if you're a white fella in this country there's a much higher chance that you'd work for a Leb than vice versa

Are you a leb? Why don't you stay in your brown people chats, we don't need to hear your thoughts.