Humilation rituals from your country

Being born here

If a company ask for either this or gupy i simply ignore im not going to waste 40 minutes of my life to just apply for a chance to get a interview

it took me 1.3k application but eventually it worked out
it's been 2 years already

*ride dei babbei schiavi dal suo confortevole posto pubblico

People who are apply on linkedin are the same people who book flights through fucking skyscanner or other portals.

You are supposed to use these website to find the position/flight on the company's website and the apply directly you fucking retards. Are zoomers really this retarded?

ma per i posti pubblici non c'è bisogno di Linkedin

I'm a highschool dropout so I don't have that.

dove lavori adesso?

appunto, rido dei babbei come te

using anything microshit is a humiliation ritual
outside maybe vscode and even than you gotta go into the settings and turn off the spyware manually or you cant use the best plugins

nobody wants to steal your todo list app

presso una grande azienda multinazionale del ramo assicurativo, è abbastanza comodo
ho contato un po' sulla fortuna ma no senza la perseveranza che avevo

This desu
I'd rather starve than create an account

based
people who refuse to sign up for linkedin should make our own country

How badly am I missing out on money by not being on this arse kissing website?

You're not missing anything, you're also helping your mental health

That 200 hundred quiz you have to take when apply to places like Target and Shartmart.

Mexicans think a salary of 7k pesos (350 dollars) monthly is high

If that's enough to have a comfy life in you're cunt it's a good salary, no need to compare with the overinflated US economy

I think the people who write linkedin posts get off at the idea of being cringe

company asks for references

company asks for references

I have only came across this when applying for positions in the EU institutions or NGOs

.net developer

azure

using linkedin

teams

windows

grim

Feels like every fucking job asks for them here. I don't have references, I've been a NEET for years, I don't have anything to give them.

also check out VSCodium

How do you apply for interviews then?

go to company website, click apply or send an email

How hard can it be?

Yeah but I wouldnt know which positions are opened to be applied to in some company I have never heard about

yea its what im using but some of the microsoft plugins only work on vscode

Either

visit websites of companies you know about

or

go to job posting websites and look at which companies offer positions

Don't employment agencies and job posting websites exist in india?

Isn't that the place, where fart sniffers go to humble brag about the most rediculous shit?

like indeed or something?
How are they different from linkedin? (ignoring the social media bs)

If that's your thing yes, and you don't have to apply using these websites anyway. But here we have multiple governmental organizations and associations which openly aggregate and post offers, so they're not for profit companies

I remember applying for a position a month ago that listed a certification that Cisco stopped offering in 2019 as a requirement lol.
I've seen fucking helpdesk positions list programming languages as requirements.
HR departments are jokes.

Half your applications go to a Jeet who will turn you down for not being a Jeet, and the other half meet the AI filter. It's grim these days.

well we have those too (not govt though) but they work kinda the same
I only used Linkedin to apply to jobs and I dont know about the social media bs

Using Linkedin, indeed etc is only making the problem worse. Do what you preach if you can anon

this is terrifying, people eventually won't know how to tie their shoes unless there's an app for it.

Jeets love Linkedin for some reason. I had a Jeet mate in Eng school and he was obsessed with putting meme certificates on it and making posts.

Linkedin is tailor made for sycophants

Why i cant get a decent job papus...

mfw anti-linkedin post got quints

We will all make it anons

whats wrong with vscode?

its spyware
sends all your data to microsoft

but since it's open source there are non-spy versions available without anything related to microsoft in them (Code-OSS, VSCodium)

Thank you anon

Delighted to see your quints, fantastic job on that, Anon. Your post made me consider old times where we look for a job at pole advertisements! Those were the times. Looking foward to see more you definitely got that what they call it "based" nowdays!

Kind regards.

Apply through company websites you idiots.

trying to re-set up my Linkedin

won't let me login until I "verify" myself

have to send pic of my face and my license through some third party service

do all that

they still won't let me in

Yikes… you actually fell for that?

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Retards will literally do anything to get a job

to get a interview

to get an interview with an ai bot*

i've never used and will never use that shit
it's either goverment employee exams my own business or starve for me

most zoomers i know have to learn some SEO stuff so they can stuff their profiles with the right keywords to get through the bots.
absolute dystopian age. glad my job hunting days were in a time when we didn't have to do these linkedin shit.

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