/asean/

truth nuke

Do Pinoys still sail the seven seas like their ancestors did? Or are they landwhales now

it's early

keep the thread up this time chuds

there’s a flip on every ship

most seafarers are pinoy

American occupation of /asean/ begins RIGHT NOW

The global Maritime industry is literally run by flips.

I just read that cargo ships abandon filipino men at sea because they're replaceable

I want to visit Flipland but I heard it's rainy in the summer, I don't want to get drowned.

where are you right now laokot?

pagi pogi

how do i get a happy ending? ive been showing signs to the masseus but no avail or they become avoidant

good morning lads

i feel like at this point id rather approach than look for a whore because it's like going through a needle

I used to disagree with them, now I just agree with them and say I'm not changing

Any strong hunger suppressant outside of ground black coffee? I don't want to eat anymore

dont drink cofee, just plain water

me all day

wtf dont dox me?

Protein

The Philippines declining birth rate is unique over the fact that it isn't caused by increasing quality of life or education but their women simply prefer foreigners.

Something with high fiber.

it's over my igpu can't render eevee

Most popular suicide method in your countries?

casually drinking again

Being Filipino

Is he right bros

i wish you could see your potential i do

What's the point of following a religion without adhearing to its rules?

but religion is sooo lameee
anything fun is forbidden
being secularist/atheist like western people is so much better since I can do everything I want xD

tribalism ogga booga, me group is better than yours

i'll be honest muslimbros, pork is on a tier below chicken. you're not missing much
algohol good dough

But everyone told me bacon is the best food in the world?

enough samefagging

I only like bacon on burgers or pizza. Pork is top-tier though, don't listen to this blasphemer.

Why don't you like bacon on other dishes?

I'll take pork fat than chicken breasts

going to a nearby shopping mall and do a backflip down into any open space there

Crab > Shrimp > Beef > Duck > Free-range chicken > Pork > Caged chicken

being secularist/atheist like western people is so much better since I can do everything I want xD

Do you have the money?

In retrospect I don't think I've tried it on anything else. Guys maybe I'm wrong, maybe bacon is always good.

Free-range chicken

Literally tastes the same

What if when you die you just reincarnate into the version of you that didn't kill yourself?

we would rather have white men post here than asian men

Your post makes me wonder why do Asians prefer to jump off from high places when they want to end themselves?

alcohol good

i'll drink to that, my friend

Maybe they've seen too many anime openings.

I can't quit reddit. There's so many relatable neets on there while this place is either dead or unrelatable if you're not part of the circlejerk.

duck is king

bago

I just listen to channels who read drama threads from reddit nowadays.
It's decent background noise while working.

nah, i dont care about rules
i will drink alcohol anyway

fit is king

uncle is getting married

i see him like 1-2 times a year

have to drive to my hometown and help out with the wedding

heres to hoping i get a girl's number while i'm at it

indonesians

have 0 european genes

filipinos

larping to have spanish genes jajaja

average indog hapa is unironically whiter than average flip hapa despite flips claiming they have european (spanish jajaja) genes

catfight

I see ugly fat dudes with girlfriend so I don't see the point of being fit. I don't look at shirtless dudes either.

what's the point of travelling when i have Anon Babble and bbc world news

that's what they call a hapa
you can just tell
that first post got a laugh out of me

Let's see

most of these countries have no guns, so gun suicide is out

most of these countries are used to dense and slow traffic so getting run over in the street is hard

trains are always late, so getting over by a train is a chore

Asian style households don't have convenient places to hang a rope, making death by hanging inconvenient

CO2 death is probably less probable if you share your household with other family members

So the remaining choices are death by pesticide or by jumping off a building.

cat for sale

I got bitched at for driving in the dirt road…

What am I to do if this is my first time driving a motorbike…

thoughts on your people's representation in White Lotus?

dude needs a borger

Im cambodian.

do NOT buy whores chuds
it will not compare to sex with someone you love and care for

this guy is half dutch half filipino

kot for sale

this guy is half dutch half indog

Nobody loves me. What's next?

wokepperino

humblebrag, suicide is east asian culture and east asia = developed

Elliot rodgers phenotype

practicing conversation with chatgpt

How do I get a job with no college diploma?

todays prison menu

fresh supplement

saw my crush at the mosque

is going to the mosque a daily thing?

BAGO

bago

siesta tiem

Habis nonton malaysian foodie at facebook, no wonder yall niggas fat.

i havent been to the mosque in like 2 months lol

she reposted this

Wish I could convert to Islam where I am. Seems like a fun way of life.

where can i fuck white female sexpats?
bali? manila? bangkok?

in your dreams kek

SEA is for white male sexpats
Caribbean is for white female sexpats

It's actually compulsory to go there once a week for men
But not all people comply with it so they just pray at home (if at all)

Fucking my Filipina wife with my BWC.

youtube.com/shorts/7TZq39qPsV8
Literally me

page 3

Is everyone at work?

I don't have a job

siargao

chuds

im so sorry you get upset that i have spanish blood in me

I hate how theres no direct flights to ph from my cunt

Is this true wagiebros

brown and proud

Tgif

I'm positive 90% of PH flags here have this skintone or yellower. Not me though, I'm genuine moreno austronesian brown.

^this but malaysian posters
except for ariff and ayen of course

brown man can cuck white man

shes also brown thoughbeit

Denim jacket

I have sexual fantasies about my mom but a bimbofied version, not the real one. I got girls interested in me but if I don't think about momcest my dick won't move

Is is there a way to get rid of it?

Tom was a fucking dumbass going after Leo used goods. Seems like the only sane man is leonardo dicaprio and they hate him for it

Honestly I love bimbo asian girls, wouldn’t marry em but would fuck em. Thankfully im gonna be doing it in 3 weeks.

I'm the only brown poster here. Everyone else is sexpat or chink phenotype.

But i’m brown and i’m a sexpat. I feel like you guys are autistic ignoring the mass amount of guys going to KTVs and massage parlors…

Like do you really think niggas be dropping $100 - $200 just to sing?

Pengen cepet lulus sd

You are a 65 year old passport bro

that's what i said in 2009

I'm not sure if your eyes are working correctly but all my ancestors have always lived in the country. I've pumped and dumped girls like every Filipino guy out there. I'm brown on the inside and on the outside. Unlike every Filipino poster on here, I don't have autism nor do I participate in your self hating activities. I am proud to be brown, bronze is the color of hard labor and masculinity.

Are you actually brown?

I can't even imagine myself having a job. I'm fucked for life it all seems too difficult.

Is she right

This is so true and I have never had a gf

just bee urself

Literally me

Kan tinggal ujian praktek, daftar SMP dah pembukaan besok Senen
Sono ngapalin surat pendek

I feel so sad seeing cute girls living in poverty in SEA, they deserve a do nothing job in the west making $80k+

Just enjoy your twenties
It's only over when you're 30

delete this
30 is still young!

It is, what the hell. You can still fuck young girls (18-25) without it being wierd until 38, once it hits 39/40 then if iffy.

rope or jumping off a bridge.
Khmer hasn't learned that you are supposed to jump off with the rope to break your neck, so they end up strangle themselves to death with the rope.

Niggas here be fraid of blue water jej.

why on threads so many rich one
I see so much ppl there posting their RM10k+ salary like its normal

Where else they gonna show off

browner than you chinito/tisoy faggot

What is lying

What are you talking about? Only me and lao kat are decently off. Salary-wise.

Only a few guys are rich here.
I unironically rent a house that is near a sewer. Genuinely see this shitty sewer path everyday

Phnom penh sewage is really something. I cut by the way place in toul-kork and I t always smelling fresh.

Those are one of the clean sewage.
I live near one of the shitty one.
Strangely enough, each sewer has its own distinct smell.
I got used to the one near my home, but other sewage is still really smelly.

where to find nonreligious indog woman who are not reactionary political faggot

have sex incel chud

my fubu bailed on me today

with whom

no money

I see no money chuds dating middle class half chinese girls here all the time.

i see so many young american men with their hot pinays while i rot at home

there is one way for an asean to get a white wife I discovered

How do I enjoy life bros

Invest in crypto

R/cokin

Chinese/indonesian/seafood? What would you guys pick, i don’t really wanna eat seafood. Im sick of it.

Acquire money then spend it all
Repeat

Chinese is the best
Go for salt pepper shrimp. It's the best

And they call us thirdies materialists

Thing is I'm too afraid to spend money.
Sure, I have savings. But wouldn't those funds be better to be invested instead of spent?
But my saving isn't that big of a capital to be invested in the first place.
And I do want to spend for hobbies.
But wouldn't to wait until the price normalizes?

NON JAVVA WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND....

haram kuffar

Take the meditation pill and you realize how dumb materialistic hobby is

*wouldn't it be better

Even setting aside hobbies, you do need (lots of) money to live comfortably. Like buying house, getting married, etc.

SPILL IT! NAO!

neetmaxxing, leechmaxxing from relatives abroad and watching the entire country burn

tomorro is saturdae alreade

There are actually plenty of them, but unless they have inclusive circle and family who can accept them for what they are they'd be acting like reactionary chud retard in public.

workplace. reactionary is for jobless.

I was wearing my new denim jacket while looking at myself in the mirror. I don't think I can walk around in it. I look like a rich homeless man. Maybe it's not the jacket that matters but the person wearing it

Just be confident, riff

I miss those days where you could buy software online without PPN. Gay.

Got rejected by an escort again. I don't even want sex anymore. I just want to talk to someone.

join scientology

join the sea org

marry a white lady in the sea org

actually a real way

You bought it? I remembered you asked whether you should buy the jacket.

Web UI

what are you buying this for and can you show it to me

under NDA, sorry, I was tasked to search some easy to use library for our inhouse UI written in reactslop

brothel. enjoy aids

If you just prefer woman that look like your mom but young, isn't that how race work? We are just predisposed to look for mate who look like us.

I'm trying here.
Yes and it's not cheap. That shit is RM28

If it is for work, just buy it and charge company or the client for that.

100k for a denim jacket is bretty cheap
The cheapest denim pants that fits my size costs RM79 here

Don't you guys have thrift stores there?

>join scientology

I would rather die on bike accident.

We do, but clothes my size wouldn't be in thrift store.

Go on a diet my nigga

FAT

Haven't done my reps today
But I feel so lazy :(
It was raining all day making me sleepy

I am
But today is cheat day hehe

cant relate

I was on an intense diet and went for a run every morning and on weekend evenings last year and earlier this year. It all started because someone hurt me (no kidding LOL) Every time I thought about having a 'cheat day' I reminded myself that the best gift I could give myself was to look better again. I'm not saying I look better now but if you were my friend and hadn't seen me in a year you'd probably say "Wow you look different and good"

Just lift bro. No, seriously.

I believe you, riff.
In my case I was also pretty discipline with my diet, but these past weeks I've been swamped with tasks and interviews so I'm holding back a bit.

No thanks I'll just do some push ups once a fortnight or whenever I feel like it

This was you 9 months ago tho

This is him now

Have you ever tried having only watermelon for breakfast and dinner? That was my method but I'm slowly starting to crave tasty food again and I can feel my jeans getting tighter.
I wish I were as sexy as him.

Pretty hard (read: too lazy) to get cheap watermelon in my place here so in my diet plan I eat banana instead.
Last month I was eating just chicken breast, broccoli and banana almost every day. Now I kinda get bored and just buy food from nearest mamak instead. Of course while still paying attention to the portion etc.

need

the egg or the lady

imbis na itlog na 'yan papakain ko sa kanya ang itlog ko

pekpek

I no speak monke uga buga

Try skipping lunch and only eating breakfast and dinner. It’s hard at first but you will slowly get used to it. The trick is to avoid bringing much money or your atm card to work so even if you want to buy food you can’t.

hugas ka muna burat wahahahah

I want to learn more about history for some reason. How did we filipinos end up like this?

Geography primarily doomed us. if we were one landmass we could've joined in as one of the regional mandalas in SEA during the ancient period.

I skipped breakfast instead and only eat from 1pm to 8pm.

avoid bringing much money or your atm card to work

Too bad in here we bring all of our savings when we buy groceries because we use QR to pay.

How did we filipinos end up like this

Playful, extrovert and kind?

short, low IQ and weak

That's all of SEA

Charles Swan (d. 1690) was a reluctant English pirate who was forced into buccaneering by his crew in the 1680s. Despite pleading for a royal pardon through letters to his ship's owners, he continued raiding along the South American coast, including the failed attack on Payta in 1684 and the disastrous seizure of Santa Pecaque in 1685, where he lost 50 men. After an unsuccessful attempt to capture the Manila galleon in 1686, Swan's crew, facing starvation, nearly turned to cannibalism while crossing the Pacific. They reached Mindanao, where Swan’s arrogance soured relations with Raja Laut, leading to his mutiny and replacement by John Read. Swan remained in Mindanao as a military officer, but in 1690, while trying to flee to England with £5,000, he was killed by Laut's warriors.

i have zero idea what he's up to nowadays
his narcissistic predecessor used to appear on the news a lot when he was in charge
it feels so weird not hearing about the cunt's president as often

files.catbox.moe/klqsul.flac

This seems like an older version of that white dude who got killed for being involved in the loanshark business in Mindanao.

bro what the fuck is this currency

Indonesians really pay 1 million for software

group pecinta orei
discord.gg/AUMdRPSF

search "pecinta orei"

group oreo lover

what did he mean by this?

mi goreng vs. jjampong for dinner

chuds

I suffer as a millionairé

Nope, I've never had a girlfriend, I've never kissed anyone, I've never even held the hand of someone when I walked home, no one has loved me back for thirty years... and that's okay.

The truth is that I am disposable parasite, ugly, lazy, fat, mentally ill, addicted to video games and masturbation, I am the troll who lives under the bridge eating other people's leftovers.

I have too low self-esteem since I was 5 years old, I am disgusting for women and I learned to live with it, I don't hate them, they have all rejected me because there are better options to choose.

I didn't even wanted to be like this, I grew up watching, reading and listening to romantic shit that made me wonder when I was going to find that special someone. That better half waiting for you so you can die together, all that is bullshit, for some of us, life decided we have to be the ugly stepsister.

You may be wondering: How did I survive the age of crazy hormones without a girlfriend... Well... I grew up with a sister, mentally just as fucked up as I am, let's leave it at that. God bless the poor girl I choose as my prostitute, I will make every penny worth it.

30

That's barely anything compared to my age nigga. It not to late, you just have to stop being a faggot about it.

what the helly?

Jakartan college girl sitting on my face while her best friend from school wearing a hijab is riding my disco stick

it never began for you bro

You're not special anymore, over half of zoomers have never had a girlfriend

Is spending money on cheating your wife materialistic, it for the experience.

I blew $2k-$3k on whores in nippon.

You're wrong. 15 year olds have seen more pussy than me.

god i want a cute chuddy religious wife that i can shat about this shit ass government with

based
fellow 35 years old bros

orei jav hd
discord.gg/HrHMFuNMYE

Girls are never political though, they think it cringe until they take on their husbands beliefs.

Wrong, they take their friends beliefs as their own.

Maybe like 5% of 15 year olds

American cuckolds have sex while pinoy men don't

I'm a virgin thoughever

squid game 3 is gonna be out guys

proof of v card?

I was watching miu shiromine fucking uggos and I became completely aroused but I still refused to fap and now my whole body is shaking. What could be causing this?

why would I lie to you chud

you dont need to post everything that pops into your head

I got no one to talk to.

I think I should find a gf.

Wow
I'll be 33 tomorrow
Sing me happy birthday

For me it's PRED-542

My fav is SAME-170

gangbang

Gay

IPX-826 for me especially when she was wearing the red bra.

this is a blue board chuds

jav general is also in Anon Babble, which is a blue board

True but this is actually quite good goon material.

It's official, Shiromine is /Asean/ queen
She's never ever beiny mentioned in /jav/

ITS OVER !

/asean/ queen

That's still Nicole

Currently at an indonesian restaurant and it khmer girls wearing traditional indonesian dress.

New fetish unlocked bros. Barista girl was clearly mirin cause I spoke cambodian.

Ahhh, why the fuck did I get married.

just reached tanner 4

Why don't you ask your wife to wear indonesian dress?

Nah, it way too niche.

Must be nice to have a wife. You can ask her to do cosplay and do sexy time after.

Nah im just gonna fly over to indonesia and cheat one of these days.

Get 8 hours of sleep

with you

WE WUZ ANIME AND SHIEEEETTTTT
instagram.com/reel/DJ_aWCszdu6/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

wierdo

This nigga is talking about cheating and I can't even find a gf. IT'S OVER

im not Ariff im the cute one

I look like mr os.

pics?

believe me im cute

baru/bago/new

BBL enhancement

cmon

stop

Earlyfag

i wasnt doing anything thoughever

its on time thoughbeit

dont cheat on your wife over a gassed up chindog mid like orei thaikot

Careful or you'll become a black rat

stay there discordtroon

BAGO

300

i already made one chud

REAL BARU

Odd = Indo
Even = Pinoy
Dubs = I bake

reroll chud

dub and you are gay
single and you are trans
00 and you fuck everyone wives in this thread

WERE HERE

I'm not gambling with my chances on that

haram kuffar

Whatever
Good night

...

Sleep tight

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