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truth nuke

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Do Pinoys still sail the seven seas like their ancestors did? Or are they landwhales now

it's early

keep the thread up this time chuds

there’s a flip on every ship

most seafarers are pinoy

American occupation of /asean/ begins RIGHT NOW

The global Maritime industry is literally run by flips.

I just read that cargo ships abandon filipino men at sea because they're replaceable

I want to visit Flipland but I heard it's rainy in the summer, I don't want to get drowned.

I'd rather remain jobless than work in a call center.

drown or die from heatstroke
your choice

QONTOLLL

Do you kiss your prostitute?

That's the spirit, champ

God damn, SWAMI albums are the jam.

there was a reason why peruANO got made fun of for giving cunnilingus to a prostitute

Stop talking about your sister and kiss her

Yes, but sometimes they have the audacity to flinch when I kiss them

I've used all of my reaction images on my phone, I'm gonna have to start recycling or get some from my computer.

where are you right now laokot?

pagi pogi

how do i get a happy ending? ive been showing signs to the masseus but no avail or they become avoidant

good morning lads

i feel like at this point id rather approach than look for a whore because it's like going through a needle

I used to disagree with them, now I just agree with them and say I'm not changing

Any strong hunger suppressant outside of ground black coffee? I don't want to eat anymore

dont drink cofee, just plain water

wtf dont dox me?

Protein

The Philippines declining birth rate is unique over the fact that it isn't caused by increasing quality of life or education but their women simply prefer foreigners.

Something with high fiber.

it's over my igpu can't render eevee

Most popular suicide method in your countries?

casually drinking again

Being Filipino

Is he right bros

i wish you could see your potential i do

What's the point of following a religion without adhearing to its rules?

but religion is sooo lameee
anything fun is forbidden
being secularist/atheist like western people is so much better since I can do everything I want xD

tribalism ogga booga, me group is better than yours

i'll be honest muslimbros, pork is on a tier below chicken. you're not missing much
algohol good dough

But everyone told me bacon is the best food in the world?

enough samefagging

I only like bacon on burgers or pizza. Pork is top-tier though, don't listen to this blasphemer.

Why don't you like bacon on other dishes?

I'll take pork fat than chicken breasts

going to a nearby shopping mall and do a backflip down into any open space there

Crab > Shrimp > Beef > Duck > Free-range chicken > Pork > Caged chicken

being secularist/atheist like western people is so much better since I can do everything I want xD

Do you have the money?

In retrospect I don't think I've tried it on anything else. Guys maybe I'm wrong, maybe bacon is always good.

Free-range chicken

Literally tastes the same

What if when you die you just reincarnate into the version of you that didn't kill yourself?

we would rather have white men post here than asian men

Your post makes me wonder why do Asians prefer to jump off from high places when they want to end themselves?

alcohol good

i'll drink to that, my friend

Maybe they've seen too many anime openings.

I can't quit reddit. There's so many relatable neets on there while this place is either dead or unrelatable if you're not part of the circlejerk.

duck is king

bago

I just listen to channels who read drama threads from reddit nowadays.
It's decent background noise while working.

nah, i dont care about rules
i will drink alcohol anyway

fit is king

uncle is getting married

i see him like 1-2 times a year

have to drive to my hometown and help out with the wedding

heres to hoping i get a girl's number while i'm at it

indonesians

have 0 european genes

filipinos

larping to have spanish genes jajaja

average indog hapa is unironically whiter than average flip hapa despite flips claiming they have european (spanish jajaja) genes

catfight

I see ugly fat dudes with girlfriend so I don't see the point of being fit. I don't look at shirtless dudes either.

what's the point of travelling when i have Anon Babble and bbc world news

that's what they call a hapa
you can just tell
that first post got a laugh out of me

Let's see

most of these countries have no guns, so gun suicide is out

most of these countries are used to dense and slow traffic so getting run over in the street is hard

trains are always late, so getting over by a train is a chore

Asian style households don't have convenient places to hang a rope, making death by hanging inconvenient

CO2 death is probably less probable if you share your household with other family members

So the remaining choices are death by pesticide or by jumping off a building.

cat for sale

I got bitched at for driving in the dirt road…

What am I to do if this is my first time driving a motorbike…

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thoughts on your people's representation in White Lotus?

dude needs a borger

Im cambodian.

do NOT buy whores chuds
it will not compare to sex with someone you love and care for

this guy is half dutch half filipino

kot for sale

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this guy is half dutch half indog

Nobody loves me. What's next?

wokepperino

humblebrag, suicide is east asian culture and east asia = developed

Elliot rodgers phenotype

practicing conversation with chatgpt

How do I get a job with no college diploma?

todays prison menu

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saw my crush at the mosque

is going to the mosque a daily thing?

BAGO

bago

Habis nonton malaysian foodie at facebook, no wonder yall niggas fat.

i havent been to the mosque in like 2 months lol

Wish I could convert to Islam where I am. Seems like a fun way of life.

in your dreams kek

SEA is for white male sexpats
Caribbean is for white female sexpats

It's actually compulsory to go there once a week for men
But not all people comply with it so they just pray at home (if at all)

Fucking my Filipina wife with my BWC.

page 3

Is everyone at work?

I don't have a job

chuds

im so sorry you get upset that i have spanish blood in me

I hate how theres no direct flights to ph from my cunt

Is this true wagiebros

Tgif

I'm positive 90% of PH flags here have this skintone or yellower. Not me though, I'm genuine moreno austronesian brown.

^this but malaysian posters
except for ariff and ayen of course

brown man can cuck white man

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shes also brown thoughbeit

Denim jacket

I have sexual fantasies about my mom but a bimbofied version, not the real one. I got girls interested in me but if I don't think about momcest my dick won't move

Is is there a way to get rid of it?

Tom was a fucking dumbass going after Leo used goods. Seems like the only sane man is leonardo dicaprio and they hate him for it

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Honestly I love bimbo asian girls, wouldn’t marry em but would fuck em. Thankfully im gonna be doing it in 3 weeks.

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I'm the only brown poster here. Everyone else is sexpat or chink phenotype.

But i’m brown and i’m a sexpat. I feel like you guys are autistic ignoring the mass amount of guys going to KTVs and massage parlors…

Like do you really think niggas be dropping $100 - $200 just to sing?

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Pengen cepet lulus sd

You are a 65 year old passport bro

that's what i said in 2009

I'm not sure if your eyes are working correctly but all my ancestors have always lived in the country. I've pumped and dumped girls like every Filipino guy out there. I'm brown on the inside and on the outside. Unlike every Filipino poster on here, I don't have autism nor do I participate in your self hating activities. I am proud to be brown, bronze is the color of hard labor and masculinity.

Are you actually brown?

I can't even imagine myself having a job. I'm fucked for life it all seems too difficult.

Is she right

This is so true and I have never had a gf

just bee urself

Literally me

Kan tinggal ujian praktek, daftar SMP dah pembukaan besok Senen
Sono ngapalin surat pendek

I feel so sad seeing cute girls living in poverty in SEA, they deserve a do nothing job in the west making $80k+

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Just enjoy your twenties
It's only over when you're 30

delete this
30 is still young!

It is, what the hell. You can still fuck young girls (18-25) without it being wierd until 38, once it hits 39/40 then if iffy.

rope or jumping off a bridge.
Khmer hasn't learned that you are supposed to jump off with the rope to break your neck, so they end up strangle themselves to death with the rope.

Niggas here be fraid of blue water jej.

why on threads so many rich one
I see so much ppl there posting their RM10k+ salary like its normal