I WILL NOW INCONVENIENTLY PLACE ALL MY PROPHETS IN SMALL AND A HOT DESERT REGION THAT IS DIFFICULT TO TRAVEL AROUND

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I WILL NOW INCONVENIENTLY PLACE ALL MY PROPHETS IN SMALL AND A HOT DESERT REGION THAT IS DIFFICULT TO TRAVEL AROUND

EVEN THOUGH I AM GOD AND CAN LITERALLY DO ANYTHING, ONLY THESE BROWN SKINNED PEOPLE IN A DESERT REGION ARE MY PROPHETS. NO ONE ELSE.

AND YES EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE MORE HUMANS IN THE INDIAN CONTINENT AND THE EAST ASIAN REGION, I WILL HAVE NO PROPHETS THERE WHATSOEVER

AND EVEN THOUGH IT WILL TAKE 1500 YEARS FOR MY AWESOME COOL DESERT RELIGION TO SPREAD TO THE AMERICAS, IT WILL BE DONE SO BY EUROPEANS THAT HAVE SOMEHOW ADOPTED MY DESERT RELIGION

THESE EUROPEANS WILL ALSO KILL A LOT OF THE PEOPLE OF THE AMERICAS WHILE SPREADING MY RELIGION

THAT IS MY PLAN

KeKzalcoatl

It really DO be like that though

'ob on the 'log

but uh… clearly he chose the correct place to send all His prophets + His son given that Abrahamic religions became the largest global religions

Why didn't he transport his chosen people to Canaan instead of all that drama with Pharaoh, the 40 years in the desert and the wars of conquest?Why didn't he transport his chosen people to Canaan instead of all that drama with Pharaoh, the 40 years in the desert and the wars of conquest?

Slavery? Heckin' based (Ephesians 6:5-9)

Slut shaming an adulterous thot? Check your patriarchal privilege, chud (John 7:53–8:11)

Judeo-Christian "ethics" lol

given that Abrahamic religions became the largest global religions

The world is full of retards who believe in magic books, flying jews, prophets in the clouds and talking snakes

But it was spread by europeans... why not just start there? Is God stupid?

But it worked, didn't it?

It was a challenge. Answering your second question: it was a challenge too.

maybe the Romans wouldn’t have converted for a Germanic Jesus

"Muh chosen Moshe! You're going to spend 40 years being fucked in the ass to take the chosen people to a fucking desert, but you're not going in there. You're going to die before"

urt big therefore no god

You my friend, are retarded

According to this bong, Jesus was created in Rome

ALL MY PROPHETS

*ahem*

God would have died of cringe from the ik ook pagantards.

O algo.

I forgot to turn my all-caps filter back on

thats because desert people are the most passionate and religious and least susceptible to hedonism

just like in Dune (2021)

Lol it's funny how the god from the bible is literally just a Canaanite god that heebs just really liked, stole, then turned around and said "actually YOU guys are evil."

Ugh that was the point of it. They needed 2 generations to change in order to get rid of slave mentality

You're doing LITERALLY the same now

Yes Noah, Himalayan yaks too, go get a pair, NOW

Also a couple of lamas from the Andes

what do you mean wheres the Andes??
sigh... all right start building a raft, i'll send an angel to point the way or something

Wandering for 40 years in the desert was punishment for not having trust in god

But Judaism doesn't think that everyone needs to follow Judaism, "everyone needs to follow our exact thing" is a Christian innovation. You just follow the Noahide rules and youre fine, even then I think the interpretation is you're not harshly punished for naturally growing up in your culture (i.e. Hindus/Native Americans are fine)

Its not fine the bible says god doesnt tolerate any rivals.

But he's also not going to smite some random ancient greek or egyptian for not worshipping him, and similarly you could take it as he's not going to smite people halfway across the world for who he would be some foreign thing. I think you're supposed to read nuance into it.

Gem

In the end there nations were still punished for not worshipping him