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/brit/
rock the casbah but the lyrics are 'watch the trans porn'
bit mental innit
[Speech 12/30] Rorke hasn't got a poo to piss in! I mean a toilet, a toilet to poo in. Uhh
show me round your fruitcakes
Distinctly remember the transition in popular etymology from "politically correct" to "woke"
“Politically correct” was too vague. Too many stupid people thought it was unironic, and meant you were supposed to behave that way.
inhaling propylene glycol, vegetable glycerin, and flavorings in to my lungs because it feel good
wanking a poo out my arse and into my arse
Religions are lies
Jesus was probably just a trickster. People were so poorly educated back then, they would have believed anything. So they started believing Jesus was divine.
Buying loads of nasty scran for this bank holiday weekend. I’m talking Ben and Jerrys, full fat coke, cakes, pizzas, chips, crisps. Corrrrr
dentistbergstein tomorrow morning. i wish i hadnt called them back now.
cannot be fucked to log back on this isnt fair
Screaming at this
Based edition
Jesus was probably just a trickster
No that’s Loki
jesus would have voted for reform
im glad we dont have any votes coming up. i voted reform last time and at the local elections but Labour actually seems to be doing a good job so i'm happy to wait and see how the next few years go without having to vote all the time.
I support russia and Palestine
Deal with it
rorke is a hideous yank word
o'rourke is the right one for british people
going grey mate
Your tax money supports otherwise
Deal with it
Corfu '06
oof
Japan dropping an atomic bomb on me with that post
Sir Chud Calmer
youtube.com
*flicks bamboo note keel across page sees angel float above me*
There any decent modern metal bands?
BAM
2 dayer...
nun he cud do...
ALERT
ALERT
A PONY has been posted.
Who is the pony poster?
muh mother nature
muh organic farming
mad how nazis and hitler were environmentalists sound like a total soyboy these days
Everything we've been told about Germany is a lie
a group of Indian women can meet to discuss "employment and career networking."
But if a group of White Men met up for employment and networking discussions, they'd be thrown in jail.
spaino
The first thing the nazis did when they took power was ban animal testing, vivisection, and kosher slaughter
glinner doooon't like it
I saw he posted on his trip yesterday but he quickly deleted the post
rorkes da
Clicked on the Youtube Music page and remembered how much of a boomer i now am
the new toil
Vick Hope sex arse
There hasn't been a post with his trip since January
i saw someone with A trip named spaino yesterday, but idk if it was the real one. not a trip memoriser you see
The trips got changed after the hack though, his and sacked tranny's are both different
let's see, there's cody, there's rorke, there's spaino, there's heathermong, there's spaino's alternative personality 190, there's spaino's alternative personality trashlad
mental how theres literally nothing stopping me from going into a store, stealing whatever the fuck i want and walking out the front door
there quite literally is no law anymore
She doesnt look Asian
Just looks like a white girl to me
you're entering a contract with the consumer and the supplier
you're breaking consumer law
she looks a bit Asian
Very fit, shame about those tattoos though
Maybe like 1/8th or 1/16th
Lots of white people have chinky looking eyes
desuarchive.org
Idk if it's real or what
timmy's crush
im spaino and so is my wife
Reminded me of this lol
Hardly anyone is 1/16th Asian. They only started flooding the West with thirdies in like the 1970s. It would have to be a result of a peculiar circumstance, like a 19th century British Hong Kong administrator taking a Chinese wife. Justin Trudeau is slightly Malaysian on account of being descended from one of the British founders of Singapore, who took a local bride
Timmys teeny pink weenie cant compete with the BBC man meat!
His little pink pencil dick is too small to fit!
He tried to put a condom on but it was just to long!
He jerks off to only fans while his crush gets her socks off with a hung virle black man!
Timmy sits in his moms bedroom
His gf hangs with two black dudes!
He plays Xbox while his mom plays with black cocks!
What flavour of 90iq mutt are you?
righto
Another successful cold approach on the books, boys. Going out for lunch in about an hour with an Aussie qt I met in Card Factory lol
muh iq
Grow up
puppyberg and dogberg each get a pig ear
puppyberg tries to steal dogbergs pig ear
dogberg hides her pig ear
puppyberg eats her entire pig ear and then goes and finds the other behind the couch
"that's not yours, you fat cunt"
mom: "oh let her have it, she needs to chew"
go get dogberg another pig ear
she tries to hide it in a stupid spot
take it and put it under a pillow next to me on the couch
she lies down, seemingly satisfied
puppyberg immediately goes and sniffs where dogberg was gonna hide it
What did you say to her
God bless
new headphones
maybe we could just run away
maybe we could just run away
maybe we could just run away for good
'cause we're both misunderstood ~
Helped her grab a card from the top shelf and then just made small talk about what the card was for, complimented her freckles and she seemed receptive so I asked if she was free and she said she would be after 3, so I asked if she wanted to grab coffee at the cafe Nero across the street and she said yeah. Nothing terribly exciting but it worked so can't really complain.
just heard a lyric that was "take your sexy time"
that was terrible
Alri lads I’m back x
How was Vancouver
hello it is i, spaino
Was alri
Don’t imitate me lad
Mad how it's 2025 and people are still afraid to come out as gay.
Those blokes who are like "YEAH I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK, PRAISE ODIN, VIKING AESTHETIC, AXE THROWING, HEAVY METAL, BEARDS!!"
Like bro, it's fine that you guzzle cum from strangers, people do that now.
Right first of all, im trans
Person A calls Person B a cunt after seeing him park in a stupid position then goes to walk off
Person B then gets out his car and squares up to Person A
Person A punches and accidentally kills Person B.
Who's in the wrong?
trip on
*boring blogpost*
Desperately try to fit in on
immigrant
Come out ye black and trans and face me like a man (he/him)
Fuck everyone that isnt an Anglosphere chud. #HeilTrump #BritainNeedsReform
just dont want my family knowing
theyre not big fans of the queers
Heil Starmer has a nice ring to it
*rocket jumps into the thread*
alri
alri chad
The last name starmer sounds german
*flies through the thread at 1000000000 miles an hour and kills you*
All my niggas Labour nigga Heil Starmer
Skin tan.
ai slop image
kys
alri
wonder what happened to Madeline McCann
Can you say it again?
CORRR
Salivating presently.
The national socialist labour party (NSLP) with sir keir starmer as obergrüppenfüher
yer da draws soyjaks
Ronnie Corbett died
Führer Sir Kier Starmer
SS leader Kier Smarmer
big cock
looks feminine
you cant explain that
ya kalb
Dua Lipa.
fine
raped and murdered i reckon
The raped.
Sir Pooer Deeper
Christian world
No
Christian civilization,
Christianity destroyed western civilisation
Christian country
atheist country
Christian monarch
Yeah and he's a cancer and the monarchy is a cancer
Christian website
Not even slightly
Christian general
Theres like one single christian retard and thats it
God save the King edition
Fuck the king, fuck your god, fuck your religion
Christianity is the single worst thing ever. A slave religion that came from Judaism
You're pathetic
the UK isn't European
Brits have bad teeth, Euros don't
Brits have pinkish skin color, Euros have orange (Nordics and German), brown (Meds), yellow (Slavs), black (French)
Brits use common law, Euros use civil law
Brits are fat, Euros aren't
Brits are half catholic-protestants anglican, Euros are catholic, protestant or Orthodox
Brits hate gays, Euros love and protect them
You’d think a Pole would be more grateful for all the plumbing work over the years
We're gonna need a bigger hat
choppa
72kg today! I'm gonna make it.
AUSSIE
I'm aiming for 75 but seem to have stalled at 76.2kg, down from nearly 81kg in December though.
Why do all british politicians absolutely worship Tony Blair
Fit year 11s
fucking UM
he is the british obama
Woman?
he's scottish, brits worship everything scottish
kek I'm going the opposite direction. Used to be 64kg.
Why do Brits use metric
remember in sixth form it was my birthday so everyone gave me punches on my arm and I started crying
observing But I'm A Cheerleader (1999)
Depends what you're willing to do. ;)
poor boy x
HUNTER
mental
my sixth form filtered out all the riff raff
in fact GCSEs did half the job already
Year 9 was the last time I remember being surrounded by subhumans
Need her poo on my dinner plate.
That's good mate I used to be a skelly too, you just need to fackin eat.
We used to use stone but there's no point these days when you just constantly have to convert to metric anyway if you're looking things up online.
didn't go to sixth form cause im not a posh little cunt
went to college with the cool lads and did a btec where you could literally just copy assignments word for word from internet and i got the equivalent of 3 A*s
Cocks are feminine. QED.
Me
I hated my secondary school so left after my GCSEs to go to a sixth form college to start fresh, had a great time after being fucking miserable at school but pissed around and didn't do any work.
41
Zyzz is watching over us all.
dont understand how being skinny can be a problem, literally just eat loads of food, how is that hard
we got
women's professional football players
all rugmunchers
women's professional tennis players
all straight
weird that aye?
women's tennis used to be dominated by lezzers 15 years back too
now it's all straight pretty slav girls and a few token black american girls for good measure
and then there's Emma of course
Who cares?
fucking scarmaeigng
Tennis is still quite a feminine thing for women, they get to wear skirts and do their hair up and are not wrestling with other women over a ball.
Emma
my beloved
place a bet
absolutely ridiculous how much press bonnie blue and that phillips girl get for doing onlyfans, whilst our true goat dame sydney of harwin has to toil endlessly for a crumb of attention despite being infinitely superior in her kinks and whorishness
neigbourberg singing the bird is the word song loudly outside but only the opening bars
show me
wank and a thatchers blackcurrant
Since when did Emma play tennis
never heard of her in my life. She looks very sickly
fucking hooting in a pakis face
why must the jews go out of their way to make fun of white middle americans?
had a great time after being fucking miserable at school but pissed around and didn't do any work.
Kahtee, I say, kahteem!
So I looked through desuarchive to check if the mods or jannies deleted the porn and scat from a few threads back. They did, however they did not delete any of the Egyptian bot’s posts (except the one where he says the N word). This leads me to believe that whoever deleted the posts is in on the Egyptian bot’s spam.
never heard of her
Irish ring
Egypt is Spaino duh
raping a chicken
I will open you, Aussie.
any small slender lizard-like man in? kind of like steve buscemi but not necessarily with the bug eyes
edwin landseer sex arse
Ok? That still explain why the janny ignored the bot spam.
schizo mom
call it a shark goddamnit huuuh
Jews are at their safest when the primary demographic of a country isn't united, i.e nationalist and looking to assimilate/remove minorities.
chickens poo and wee and lay eggs out of the same hole
meanwhile ducks have separate anuses and penises/vaginas
natureberg on a mad one
I will lift the cross
didnt ask paki
10 minutes
onyx black
egypt is obvs 190
fesoraestna
Moles are technically only males until breeding season starts then they troon out and grow a vagina as well as testicular tissue
average bri'ish "slag"
you can't suffer in bong land
new schizo spammer shows up
it’s obviously 190
it’s obviously spaino
it’s obviously heathermong
Sick of you cunts and your made up /brit/ personalities.
pooing out my japseye
he's such a pussy it beggars belief
he's now 180ing himself within a week's time now
bossman's a neutron star
reckon sciencebergs will figure out a way to turn men into fully functional biological women before they discover a cure for cancer or baldness
Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel!
WH Smith got bought by an investment group who are going to rename it TG Jones
cheers
Transgender Jones (formerly Owen)
onyx black cronem only
just off to TG Jones you lads want any dairy milk or a pencil case?
where?
abolish the scottish parliament
fuck off
5 minutes
a lot of leaking
Wait until you see her penis!
TG Jones m8
DOBBY
O
B
B
Y
um
no
how does vlc player make money lads? they've done such a good job playing my kino for so many years
fine
Heart warming story for you dog lovers.
3 pm
pitbull
Should have left it
get fucked
I need food.
Her poo is sexual.
Rereading a Journey in the Dark, the comfiest chapter in all of lotr
corrrrrr (fu '06)
good
ok
vrill
UM where is everyone
UM UM UM
well i just got back from toil
Where you can't see it
um how was toil
Not my problem.
on my head !
Very easy lad
Now it's all about kicking back and then gymtoil in a bit
Life can be lush
can't relax til gymtoil's out of the way me
I imagine most boomer commentators are just like that video of that screaming bloke outside of the car who got done for being a nuisance
Had a hankering to get the cans in tonight but the craving disappeared as soon as I got in
strange
I died somewhere.
I need to gather my energy up for a phat pump and walking there - it ain't easy being a beast
Gents. I will not appreciate JOKEY ANSWERS.
I am ordering something on Amazon but given I don't have Prime I need to spend an additional 25 quid in order to acquire free delivery.
What would thou recommend?
7.5/10
hankering
Good word that. I'll make sure to use it more often, same with 'pine for' (a fine phrasal verb as it were)
Dogberg
Time to pray
Electric heated blanket. You'll save loads on heat in the winter and they should be price reduced atm
I bought a deck of tarot cards and a lockpicking set a couple of months ago on amazon. haven't touched either since but I guess that would be around 25 europounds
what's really been grinding your gears today?
I saw it in the bathroom, Rorke.
Wish I was still unmedicated
DOBINATION OF THE NATION
male pattern baldness
What do you want me to do?
what you on lad?
nmp
nigga that's the most gypsy order imaginable
look at this cheeky bastard
could do with winning £140m on euromillions tonight to be honest with you familam
sex eyes
thinking of setting up a Trans Reform UK chapter in Bognor Regis
You gotta just you know...
My love obsession for her went past the point of logic and self control
forgot i had a meeting and got caught out mid-wank
soz m8 that money is mine
Ok, that
Im gonna buy a ticket now suckers hahaha
Reckon 7.5
bbc.co.uk
3 years in prison for a tweet lol
just wont he Euromillions
have to make an example to preserve out multicultural society
Do what?
She looks better now
i've just won the people's postcode lottereeeeeeeeh!
state of those ear rings
All your dreams in one place, Rorke.
wish she'd ear my arse with them
just remembered i have a massive scar on my knee. Feel like i havent seen it in ages somehow
beginning to think that they don't understand the shit kanye west says on twitter
Rorke
both my knees are like tree bark cos i used to fall off my scooter
What did we do again?
not rings are they
Still dating in your 30s is basically a humiliation ritual, you may as well become a monk because your life is over.
Also renting in your 30s, yikes.
It is not best to fight a hundred times and win a hundred times. Therefore, the best is to break the enemy's will to fight with troops, the next best is to break his diplomacy, the next best is to break his soldiers, and the worst is to attack his castle.
Sun Tzu
Amazing
not "just a tweet" is it though rorke
who are you, the humiliation police?
get tae fuck with yas
Can you pick us up this month's Railways Illustrated and some Stabilo Boss highlighter pens ta m8
when in doubt, nuke
Sun Tzu
if some nobody tweets burn the hotels down what is actually the crime? surely you can only be convicted of inciting violence if you're in a position of influence not the stay at home mum of a councillor
We go insane
just letters on a screen at the end of the day
i could never get into youtubers or streamers. a good example of why is how they say "we" to trick idiots into feeling less pathetic
voca.ro
Evidently I shat my pants.
a good example of why is how they say "we" to trick idiots into feeling less pathetic
hate it when they say we. I didn't do fuck all
Just you pigeon
Having sex in your 20s is cringe because according to Rorke you should have achieved everything in life by the age of 19, otherwise it's OVER
British are anglicans, literally the most illegitimate of all churches.
we did it chat!!!!!!!!!!
cock smells
did we beat the level mr streamer? Pog
i just imagine these little kids sat there with a huge open mouthed smile on their face completely immersed in this mong overreacting to a video game feeling like they're playing with them and i worry about what they're going to be like at my age. i remember what tv felt like to me as a kid and it massively influenced my personality. until the 2020s i thought i'd fucked it but now i thank god i was growing up with 00s tv and not youtube
i just imagine these little kids
scrotal hair needing trimmed
Am I right about this too?
Anatolya?