/brit/

Christian world, Christian civilization, Christian country, Christian monarch, Christian website, Christian general, God save the King edition

rock the casbah but the lyrics are 'watch the trans porn'

bit mental innit

[Speech 12/30] Rorke hasn't got a poo to piss in! I mean a toilet, a toilet to poo in. Uhh

show me round your fruitcakes

youtu.be/dxNvFVI2G38

Distinctly remember the transition in popular etymology from "politically correct" to "woke"

“Politically correct” was too vague. Too many stupid people thought it was unironic, and meant you were supposed to behave that way.

inhaling propylene glycol, vegetable glycerin, and flavorings in to my lungs because it feel good

youtu.be/ENBDRq1ve10

wanking a poo out my arse and into my arse

Religions are lies

Jesus was probably just a trickster. People were so poorly educated back then, they would have believed anything. So they started believing Jesus was divine.

Buying loads of nasty scran for this bank holiday weekend. I’m talking Ben and Jerrys, full fat coke, cakes, pizzas, chips, crisps. Corrrrr

dentistbergstein tomorrow morning. i wish i hadnt called them back now.

cannot be fucked to log back on this isnt fair

Screaming at this
Based edition

Jesus was probably just a trickster

No that’s Loki

jesus would have voted for reform

youtu.be/DHG5-GxI_Es

im glad we dont have any votes coming up. i voted reform last time and at the local elections but Labour actually seems to be doing a good job so i'm happy to wait and see how the next few years go without having to vote all the time.

I support russia and Palestine
Deal with it

rorke is a hideous yank word
o'rourke is the right one for british people

youtube.com/watch?v=xT1Bv9pj8Ng

going grey mate

Your tax money supports otherwise
Deal with it

Corfu '06

oof
Japan dropping an atomic bomb on me with that post

Sir Chud Calmer

youtube.com/watch?v=Kl6R4Ui9blc

*flicks bamboo note keel across page sees angel float above me*

There any decent modern metal bands?

BAM

2 dayer...

nun he cud do...

ALERT
ALERT
A PONY has been posted.

youtube.com/watch?v=n__ucBtl4LM

Who is the pony poster?

muh mother nature

muh organic farming

mad how nazis and hitler were environmentalists sound like a total soyboy these days

Everything we've been told about Germany is a lie

a group of Indian women can meet to discuss "employment and career networking."

But if a group of White Men met up for employment and networking discussions, they'd be thrown in jail.

spaino

The first thing the nazis did when they took power was ban animal testing, vivisection, and kosher slaughter

glinner doooon't like it

I saw he posted on his trip yesterday but he quickly deleted the post

rorkes da

Clicked on the Youtube Music page and remembered how much of a boomer i now am

the new toil

Vick Hope sex arse

There hasn't been a post with his trip since January

youtube.com/watch?v=eoAupjcnm1c

i saw someone with A trip named spaino yesterday, but idk if it was the real one. not a trip memoriser you see

The trips got changed after the hack though, his and sacked tranny's are both different

let's see, there's cody, there's rorke, there's spaino, there's heathermong, there's spaino's alternative personality 190, there's spaino's alternative personality trashlad

mental how theres literally nothing stopping me from going into a store, stealing whatever the fuck i want and walking out the front door

there quite literally is no law anymore

She doesnt look Asian
Just looks like a white girl to me

you're entering a contract with the consumer and the supplier

you're breaking consumer law

she looks a bit Asian

Very fit, shame about those tattoos though

Maybe like 1/8th or 1/16th
Lots of white people have chinky looking eyes

youtube.com/watch?v=2HL-gGLu8Jo

desuarchive.org/int/thread/210778472/#210779243

Idk if it's real or what

timmy's crush

im spaino and so is my wife

Reminded me of this lol

Hardly anyone is 1/16th Asian. They only started flooding the West with thirdies in like the 1970s. It would have to be a result of a peculiar circumstance, like a 19th century British Hong Kong administrator taking a Chinese wife. Justin Trudeau is slightly Malaysian on account of being descended from one of the British founders of Singapore, who took a local bride

Timmys teeny pink weenie cant compete with the BBC man meat!
His little pink pencil dick is too small to fit!
He tried to put a condom on but it was just to long!
He jerks off to only fans while his crush gets her socks off with a hung virle black man!
Timmy sits in his moms bedroom
His gf hangs with two black dudes!
He plays Xbox while his mom plays with black cocks!

What flavour of 90iq mutt are you?

righto

Another successful cold approach on the books, boys. Going out for lunch in about an hour with an Aussie qt I met in Card Factory lol

muh iq

Grow up

puppyberg and dogberg each get a pig ear

puppyberg tries to steal dogbergs pig ear

dogberg hides her pig ear

puppyberg eats her entire pig ear and then goes and finds the other behind the couch

"that's not yours, you fat cunt"

mom: "oh let her have it, she needs to chew"

go get dogberg another pig ear

she tries to hide it in a stupid spot

take it and put it under a pillow next to me on the couch

she lies down, seemingly satisfied

puppyberg immediately goes and sniffs where dogberg was gonna hide it

What did you say to her

God bless

new headphones

maybe we could just run away
maybe we could just run away
maybe we could just run away for good
'cause we're both misunderstood ~

Helped her grab a card from the top shelf and then just made small talk about what the card was for, complimented her freckles and she seemed receptive so I asked if she was free and she said she would be after 3, so I asked if she wanted to grab coffee at the cafe Nero across the street and she said yeah. Nothing terribly exciting but it worked so can't really complain.

just heard a lyric that was "take your sexy time"
that was terrible

Alri lads I’m back x

How was Vancouver

hello it is i, spaino

Was alri
Don’t imitate me lad

Mad how it's 2025 and people are still afraid to come out as gay.

Those blokes who are like "YEAH I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK, PRAISE ODIN, VIKING AESTHETIC, AXE THROWING, HEAVY METAL, BEARDS!!"

Like bro, it's fine that you guzzle cum from strangers, people do that now.

Right first of all, im trans

Person A calls Person B a cunt after seeing him park in a stupid position then goes to walk off

Person B then gets out his car and squares up to Person A

Person A punches and accidentally kills Person B.

Who's in the wrong?

trip on

*boring blogpost*

Desperately try to fit in on

immigrant

Come out ye black and trans and face me like a man (he/him)

Fuck everyone that isnt an Anglosphere chud. #HeilTrump #BritainNeedsReform

just dont want my family knowing
theyre not big fans of the queers

youtube.com/watch?v=EJW5ZjJbgM0

Heil Starmer has a nice ring to it

*rocket jumps into the thread*
alri

alri chad

The last name starmer sounds german

*flies through the thread at 1000000000 miles an hour and kills you*

All my niggas Labour nigga Heil Starmer

Skin tan.

ai slop image

kys

alri

wonder what happened to Madeline McCann

Can you say it again?

CORRR

Salivating presently.

The national socialist labour party (NSLP) with sir keir starmer as obergrüppenfüher

yer da draws soyjaks

Ronnie Corbett died

Führer Sir Kier Starmer
SS leader Kier Smarmer

big cock

looks feminine

you cant explain that

ya kalb

Dua Lipa.

fine

raped and murdered i reckon

The raped.

Sir Pooer Deeper

Christian world

No

Christian civilization,

Christianity destroyed western civilisation

Christian country

atheist country

Christian monarch

Yeah and he's a cancer and the monarchy is a cancer

Christian website

Not even slightly

Christian general

Theres like one single christian retard and thats it

God save the King edition

Fuck the king, fuck your god, fuck your religion

Christianity is the single worst thing ever. A slave religion that came from Judaism

You're pathetic

the UK isn't European

Brits have bad teeth, Euros don't
Brits have pinkish skin color, Euros have orange (Nordics and German), brown (Meds), yellow (Slavs), black (French)
Brits use common law, Euros use civil law
Brits are fat, Euros aren't
Brits are half catholic-protestants anglican, Euros are catholic, protestant or Orthodox
Brits hate gays, Euros love and protect them

You’d think a Pole would be more grateful for all the plumbing work over the years

We're gonna need a bigger hat

choppa

72kg today! I'm gonna make it.

AUSSIE

I'm aiming for 75 but seem to have stalled at 76.2kg, down from nearly 81kg in December though.

Why do all british politicians absolutely worship Tony Blair

Fit year 11s

fucking UM

he is the british obama

Woman?

he's scottish, brits worship everything scottish

kek I'm going the opposite direction. Used to be 64kg.

Why do Brits use metric

remember in sixth form it was my birthday so everyone gave me punches on my arm and I started crying

observing But I'm A Cheerleader (1999)

Depends what you're willing to do. ;)

poor boy x

HUNTER

mental
my sixth form filtered out all the riff raff
in fact GCSEs did half the job already

Year 9 was the last time I remember being surrounded by subhumans

Need her poo on my dinner plate.

That's good mate I used to be a skelly too, you just need to fackin eat.
We used to use stone but there's no point these days when you just constantly have to convert to metric anyway if you're looking things up online.

didn't go to sixth form cause im not a posh little cunt
went to college with the cool lads and did a btec where you could literally just copy assignments word for word from internet and i got the equivalent of 3 A*s

Cocks are feminine. QED.

Me

I hated my secondary school so left after my GCSEs to go to a sixth form college to start fresh, had a great time after being fucking miserable at school but pissed around and didn't do any work.

41

Zyzz is watching over us all.

dont understand how being skinny can be a problem, literally just eat loads of food, how is that hard

we got

women's professional football players

all rugmunchers

women's professional tennis players

all straight

weird that aye?
women's tennis used to be dominated by lezzers 15 years back too
now it's all straight pretty slav girls and a few token black american girls for good measure
and then there's Emma of course

Who cares?

fucking scarmaeigng

Tennis is still quite a feminine thing for women, they get to wear skirts and do their hair up and are not wrestling with other women over a ball.

Emma

my beloved

place a bet

absolutely ridiculous how much press bonnie blue and that phillips girl get for doing onlyfans, whilst our true goat dame sydney of harwin has to toil endlessly for a crumb of attention despite being infinitely superior in her kinks and whorishness

neigbourberg singing the bird is the word song loudly outside but only the opening bars

show me

wank and a thatchers blackcurrant

Since when did Emma play tennis

never heard of her in my life. She looks very sickly

fucking hooting in a pakis face

why must the jews go out of their way to make fun of white middle americans?

had a great time after being fucking miserable at school but pissed around and didn't do any work.

Kahtee, I say, kahteem!

So I looked through desuarchive to check if the mods or jannies deleted the porn and scat from a few threads back. They did, however they did not delete any of the Egyptian bot’s posts (except the one where he says the N word). This leads me to believe that whoever deleted the posts is in on the Egyptian bot’s spam.

never heard of her

Irish ring

Egypt is Spaino duh

raping a chicken

I will open you, Aussie.

any small slender lizard-like man in? kind of like steve buscemi but not necessarily with the bug eyes

edwin landseer sex arse

Ok? That still explain why the janny ignored the bot spam.

schizo mom

call it a shark goddamnit huuuh

Jews are at their safest when the primary demographic of a country isn't united, i.e nationalist and looking to assimilate/remove minorities.

chickens poo and wee and lay eggs out of the same hole
meanwhile ducks have separate anuses and penises/vaginas
natureberg on a mad one

I will lift the cross

didnt ask paki

10 minutes
onyx black

egypt is obvs 190

fesoraestna

Moles are technically only males until breeding season starts then they troon out and grow a vagina as well as testicular tissue

average bri'ish "slag"

you can't suffer in bong land

new schizo spammer shows up

it’s obviously 190

it’s obviously spaino

it’s obviously heathermong

Sick of you cunts and your made up /brit/ personalities.

pooing out my japseye

he's such a pussy it beggars belief
he's now 180ing himself within a week's time now
bossman's a neutron star

reckon sciencebergs will figure out a way to turn men into fully functional biological women before they discover a cure for cancer or baldness

Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel!

WH Smith got bought by an investment group who are going to rename it TG Jones

cheers

Transgender Jones (formerly Owen)

onyx black cronem only

just off to TG Jones you lads want any dairy milk or a pencil case?

where?

abolish the scottish parliament

fuck off

5 minutes
a lot of leaking

Wait until you see her penis!

TG Jones m8

DOBBY
O
B
B
Y

um

no

how does vlc player make money lads? they've done such a good job playing my kino for so many years

fine

Heart warming story for you dog lovers.

3 pm

pitbull

Should have left it

get fucked

I need food.

Her poo is sexual.

Rereading a Journey in the Dark, the comfiest chapter in all of lotr

corrrrrr (fu '06)

good

ok

vrill

UM where is everyone

UM UM UM

well i just got back from toil

Where you can't see it

um how was toil

Not my problem.

on my head !

Very easy lad
Now it's all about kicking back and then gymtoil in a bit
Life can be lush

can't relax til gymtoil's out of the way me

I imagine most boomer commentators are just like that video of that screaming bloke outside of the car who got done for being a nuisance

Had a hankering to get the cans in tonight but the craving disappeared as soon as I got in
strange

I died somewhere.

I need to gather my energy up for a phat pump and walking there - it ain't easy being a beast

Gents. I will not appreciate JOKEY ANSWERS.
I am ordering something on Amazon but given I don't have Prime I need to spend an additional 25 quid in order to acquire free delivery.

What would thou recommend?

7.5/10

hankering

Good word that. I'll make sure to use it more often, same with 'pine for' (a fine phrasal verb as it were)

Dogberg

Time to pray

Electric heated blanket. You'll save loads on heat in the winter and they should be price reduced atm

I bought a deck of tarot cards and a lockpicking set a couple of months ago on amazon. haven't touched either since but I guess that would be around 25 europounds

what's really been grinding your gears today?

I saw it in the bathroom, Rorke.

Wish I was still unmedicated

DOBINATION OF THE NATION

male pattern baldness

What do you want me to do?

what you on lad?

nmp

nigga that's the most gypsy order imaginable

look at this cheeky bastard

could do with winning £140m on euromillions tonight to be honest with you familam

sex eyes

thinking of setting up a Trans Reform UK chapter in Bognor Regis

You gotta just you know...

My love obsession for her went past the point of logic and self control

forgot i had a meeting and got caught out mid-wank

soz m8 that money is mine

Ok, that

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1747219755972764.webm

Im gonna buy a ticket now suckers hahaha

Reckon 7.5

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3v5926yeqro
3 years in prison for a tweet lol

just wont he Euromillions

have to make an example to preserve out multicultural society

Do what?

She looks better now

i've just won the people's postcode lottereeeeeeeeh!

state of those ear rings

All your dreams in one place, Rorke.

wish she'd ear my arse with them

just remembered i have a massive scar on my knee. Feel like i havent seen it in ages somehow

beginning to think that they don't understand the shit kanye west says on twitter

Rorke

both my knees are like tree bark cos i used to fall off my scooter

What did we do again?

not rings are they

Still dating in your 30s is basically a humiliation ritual, you may as well become a monk because your life is over.

Also renting in your 30s, yikes.

It is not best to fight a hundred times and win a hundred times. Therefore, the best is to break the enemy's will to fight with troops, the next best is to break his diplomacy, the next best is to break his soldiers, and the worst is to attack his castle.

Sun Tzu

Amazing

not "just a tweet" is it though rorke

who are you, the humiliation police?
get tae fuck with yas

Can you pick us up this month's Railways Illustrated and some Stabilo Boss highlighter pens ta m8

when in doubt, nuke

Sun Tzu

if some nobody tweets burn the hotels down what is actually the crime? surely you can only be convicted of inciting violence if you're in a position of influence not the stay at home mum of a councillor

We go insane

just letters on a screen at the end of the day

i could never get into youtubers or streamers. a good example of why is how they say "we" to trick idiots into feeling less pathetic

voca.ro/1o72EnqTe23l
Evidently I shat my pants.

a good example of why is how they say "we" to trick idiots into feeling less pathetic

hate it when they say we. I didn't do fuck all

Just you pigeon