/brit/
/brit/
we should tax countries a few pence every time a jf makes the new
this is a highly respescted cultural asset of ours
rorke's son killing himself after he grows up and realises his favourite minecraft streamer is snot actually his best friend
We’re almost half way through the year, it’s time we started thinking about this year’s brit/ meet-up
Okay but did the babies condemn Hamas?
strongly considering doing...... 'it'.
i just imagine these little kids sat there with a huge open mouth
cronem hopping on the lime bike x
Not my problem.
If you’re making a brew then at least make it right lads
Why’s that
He's a thick Rorke
rubbish packaging
and does it use the microplastic emitting bags or paper? or is it loose?
I couldn’t find a spoon so I stirred my tea with the bottom half of a sharpie. Will I be ingesting microplastics now?
I'm needing shagged, i'm needing wanked, and i'm needing fed with copious amounts of indian food
might play my harpsichord
Yes. Any time a plastic item abrasives against anything harder than it nano plastics and microplastics are left.
Says right there on the packet that it’s loose, mongo
At least 38 Palestinians were killed in a series of Israeli air strikes across the Gaza Strip during a half-hour period overnight, according to Palestinian medics.
Don't care still shit packaging
Funny how I get significantly less abuse on here now I've posted pictures confirming I am indeed peng af
Wishin' you lads luck from America. Give 'em hell.
just got back from my walk
i try to go when the sun is out
few qts made eye contact with
but none of them smiled today
onwards
I am watching this video of a guy driving and I wonder if I can be that good.
Stop massaging your ego on an anonymous imageboard you freakazoid
This video makes me wonder about the timing of the loop.
You decant it into a container at home. The packaging is irrelevant. I guess your family never had a tea caddy and you just took your pg tips bags straight from the box baka
Did you know I am not driving good?
anything in a package can be repackaged yes
im saying, the first taste is with your eyes, and that packaging has left a bad taste in my mouth
Where can i see these pictures
Give me a you.
Started upping my protein intake considerably and it's crazy how much I'm progressing in my lifts even though I'm not bulking. The gay bottom thoughts are going away as well, so based
Mate mate mate, me and the lads were just talking about you down the pub and I just wanna say I think you're a bloody great guy. Reallly bloody great
I am going to renew my gym subscription tomorrow. Any advises are welcomed XD.
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I'm sorry to be so negative but man Bon Jovi fucking sucks. They're playing Bon Jovi here in the restaurant right now.
I thank the lord that I am not jewish
I can't. Cheat code activated.
Get them young
You will relapse
If you start illegally somehow. I don't expect it. A general rule personally.
Right, nah, mate that's not on, you just cant post that, it's not right, yeah?
More proof Jack the ripper is real.
Look my friend. I already have no skills.
my new house
You are so dramatic.
rorke's whip
My question do you want my orgasm? Where you from?
JUST IN - FDA to limit covid shot approval to Americans over the age of 65, those with medical conditions.
oh my days
it's been 5 years and vaxmongs are still taking Ls
zesty snake
Let’s all get in closer for a sniff lads. Let’s get in close for a whiff of that pooey goodness.
those fuck me eyes tho
what a slut
nigga still thinking about the vaccine
stuck-in-2020 don
What is this level of filth?
what is emmayank's endgame
You make me erect.
ummy
think he's made that quite clear
Are you a Turkish woman?
new yorkers be like
jackin awf to gay poin
am bottom
ummayank
Butterflybuttfuckduckinratduckmothafucka.
hate washing up might just start getting paper plates. fiver for 100 isn't even bad, less than my Anon Babble pass
um theres porn on the log
get a dishwasher
just installed Anon Babble X
time to put this filter to work (no stubs)
Professor
I’d do anything to go back to January 2020
bollocking a poo
grow up
got no room for one at the moment, I have a flat
good lad, get belgium filtered first thing
Gay
good lad. here's the bare minimum:
/^Netherlands$/;boards:int
/^Albania$/;boards:int
/^Chile$/
/^Guadeloupe$/
/^Israel$/;boards:int
/^Spain$/;boards:int
/^Guatemala$/;boards:int
/^Hungary$/;boards:int
/^Denmark$/;boards:int
/^Canada$/;boards:int
/^Brazil$/;boards:int
/^Belgium$/;boards:int
/^Egypt$/;boards:int
started doing meal prep and it's so nice to be able to do dishes and cooking just once per week.
started drinking again after 2 weeks sober
hate myself but i will sure have fun today
Free him
Thank you for supporting the USA and your friend catyank.
you're forgetting australia
copied that straight in
fuck the thirdies and the cucks this is an ANGLO thread
You want it? Woody?
£65/hour I think this might be the best job in existence
ay am warking heer, am warking heer
filters
see /brit/ in full or don't see it at all
pics of meals?
I kneel
stimulating the cat
/^Denmark$/;boards:int
Dont forget Netherlands. And Australia. And Russia. All of 190s nonce VPNs, really.
Here's some more to stick in the General Filter.
/bbc/i;boards:int
/yt/i;boards:int
/timmy/i;boards:int
/trans/i;boards:int
/irish diaspora/i;boards:int
/cronem/i;boards:int
/vax/i
/vaccine/i
/covid/i
/vaxx/i
/blacked/i
/walt disney/i
/vaccination/i
too bloody right big lad too bloody right
prove theyre offering £65/hour
they will only hire poncey males no doubt
I have my reasons
but I can't remember what they are
What happens if?
they're just boring typical gymbro stuff. protein, carb, veggie. mostly just a cycle of chicken and steak, rice and potatoes, broccoli and carrots.
watching Peppa Pig
they've only gone and went and written in a black pig
pig's gone WOKE
Crazy how I did everything you’re supposed to do, school uni etc and still I will never have money like criminals do
cheers la *surreptitiously applies*
bodied that cunt
why are you watching "Peppa Pig BABY Episodes LIVE" mate
Who did this?
allergic to cats me.
why don't you engage in criminal activities then lad?
Swear there was always a black/brown one
what the fuck
willing to take 1 Full Time or 2 Full time candidates.
what cat needs 2 people looking after it all day
Because I don’t want to go to prison
peppa nig
batty needing seen to
the cat likely doesn't give a fuck about any of that
why are rich european aristocrats so gay?
does money make you soft?
something to ponder
someone go and cook my dinner for me
they have everything. no need for the macho posturing.
clicked one link of that jap girl playing drums in the arcade now that's all the shit I'm getting recommended
rorke seeing he could earn £65/hr (£135,200/yr) if he merely looks after a cat
STILL cannot be bothered as it would take him away from being racist on twitter
speaks volumes
coming right up sir
Where is mine?
who's all coming to the /brip/ meetup in Great Bradley, Suffolk?
*pops the bach on*
*opens a tin of felix fancy cat*
Rorke in the cat sitting interview telling the employers that he's very experienced with pussies
but surely there must be something appealing about being macho
Our evil, fucked up, woke world.
I will fuck koch.
overheard staff in aldi saying how 2 women had packed bags at the self checkout and walked out without paying
and here you all are paying for your groceries like a chump
it's a clown world
I would sniff Emma Watson’s farts up like crazy.
Fine I am out of your bar.
Not if you can get anything you want since you have unlimited money
no one pokes enough fun at the fact that apple's response to the death of steve jobs was to ask 'what if steve jobs was gay' and hire that guy
girl from work spreading the rumour around to everyone at work that i own "multiple vibrators" and now everyone thinks im a bender who vibrates his arse with sex toys but actually i just own a couple of massage guns for my bulging muscles. gonna get her done by hr.
since i started driving i have a learned that most people are utter morons. like you're in the most dangerous situations you realistically find yourself in in modern times and everyone drives like a fucking retard.
you're such a hipster catyank
she is gagging for you to invite her back to yours to try them on her you pillock
driving is a trap cooked up and enforced by toilberg
sun makes ppl angey
catberg on a mental one
Put your foot down you little muppet do the speed limit
EW getting sacked for this one
he JUST LIKE ME frfr
loooooooooooool
Looked Belgian cocksucka.
speedometers are usually 5mph lower than your actual limit and you don't get a ticket unless you're dong 10% + 2mph so i'm usually doing 45 in a 30.
unrelated to other people being morons though
Right well, that’s why they get the big money
Yeah so you drive with that fact in mind. Always assume people are going to do something motherfucking retarded.
Always pay attention to surroundings and always be focused.
That’s not fair though why should they get rewarded for breaking the law. I should be rewarded for doing everything you’re supposed to do
I want it naked in the office.
aren't american roads impossible to fuck up in? they're like 20 feet wide and only straight turns... the problem here is that you have narrow ahh roads with cars parked on both sides of the road and you can't see shit around a bend
Reply lil botboi.
There is no “supposed to”. That’s some made up shit. They take the risk they get the reward.
I took a risk going to uni it’s not cheap, where’s my reward?
Norwich is a nice city but full of pozzed leftymongs and homeless druggies
hello poomen on my computer
narrow ahh roads
goofy ahhhhhh narrow ahhh stick figure lookin ahhhh roads
imagine wrapping your arms around a boy's tummy from behind when he's cooking in the kitchen
Was it likely it would pay dividends? Or were you just told it would be? If so there was never a natural reward
straight man here. why do i have a boner?
criminals are just businessmen in a less competitive space
FLASH FLOODING IN WEST MIDLANDS
that isn't a pig lad no wonder you're watching shite like that clearly your intellectual level
state-enforced forehead kisses for um posters
i've always defended american food because i am a big fan of burgers, steak, fried chicken and other fast food
but after a trip to america (multiple states) i can see why everyone laughs at their """cuisine"""
cannot believe the slop these mfs eat
FLASH IMMIGRATION IN WEST MIDLANDS
Only straight turns? No not everything is laid out like a perfect grid. There's curves and bends in places. I've never driven in the UK though so I can't really compare. I'm sure you're right it's worse in that regard
bwc backshots for um posters ~
Not a cloud in the sky here mate
started watching the crown lads
barely an episode in and philip already says “where did you steal that one from?” to an african general while looking at his war medals, needless to say im hooked now
havent left the house in a couple of days
flamebroiling a poo
Then stop
american food is a lot better outside of america
um um um um um um um um *brain short circuits*
the black lady at the barber shop called me handsome
shit driver
woman
dangerous driver
working class bloke aged 17-40
slow driver
old cunt
Aussie fucktard mothafucka.
any other ‘doing epic shit with his penis’ man in?
hope it washes all of them back home
most american roads do seem to be a in perfect grid unless you're in a rural area but in that case the roads are wide and empty
many 'suburbian' british roads are like pic related if you're driving in cities. and our country roads are tiny and full of potholes with no lighting.
yank food is very fashionable here now, pubs do burgers, chicken wings, and other American stuff. I'm not complaining about that as it's nice every now and then but it is junk food. What I will complain about is the endless American fast food chains now coming here, we even have fucking Tim Horton's, we should ban these places from opening, people are fat enough.
The wolve..
*rolls through the thread at 10000000 mph*
it's an absolute DELUGE
hail aswell
mental
them’s fightin woids
Some fat black woman on the bar in spoons when I was 18 and wanted to see my ID told me I looked good, that was 14 years ago and I still remember it.
hate driving in streets like these, should be illegal to park your car on the road
The rat is coming at me
Met Office warns West Midlands could see six month's worth of rain in 30 minutes today
It's over
yeah?
abit
Boucheron for men EDP:
This is a callback to 1991 for sure, but in the modern, grey era of all colognes smelling like sauvage derivative's, we could use a corded telephone call back to 91’ with a cup of coffee and a cigarette. It would encourage us to remember what we came from.
They always say citrus when it comes to this one, when someone says citrus I think of terre de hermes, obsession, etc. Boucheron does have those notes but it’s so much softer, so much more pleasant..and certainly the old school elegance. A man of class would wear this, and a man of class I am. I reserve this one for extremely cold days..and evenings of course. In a world of black and grey…step out. Bring out the royal blue and gold…put on a suit, slick your hair back and Show her you aren’t afraid to be different.
scre-he-heaming
thet’s not a knoife
THEES iz a knoife
The only time I had gay sex was with a mate at uni and we both shagged until the early hours of the morning finished off by cuddling and telling each other how much we loved each other while staring into each others eyes but we both dismissed it as a one time thing in the morning.
Otherwise I'm completely straight
girlfriend has a stoma, i know, i know
*does the funny little 'thank you' hand wave whenever someone actually lets me through*
corrr would love a huge storm here so the bird shite would get washed off ma motor
lil trick for getting around queues at roundabouts
ez fellas
Mate I've had so little attention from women throughout my life that I'll remember any compliment, even my fucking ex girlfriend never complimented me.
that sounds kino
sexo
PENSIONERS ARE GETTING SOAKED
THIRDIES ARE SCRAMBLING
CHILDREN ARE CRYING
IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
*strides into the thread a la Vince McMahon*
aha wahey lads just got back from three days in the can after doing a cheeky racism there, how are we all x
Was there a battle?
an excuse to cover my hideous fat body in the summer
sounds amazing
You reckon that a lot more lads would be gay if men could get prefers?
bins status?
*sticks foot out to trip you up*
dont post no shit like this ever again
welcum back
XD
youtu.be
peng album
I live here.
Starmer's World
What a shit theme park that would be
leaky pg tips are about to be slurped
*preggers
STATE
IT'S WORLD WAR THREE MORON
gif
fuck off
Why
don't
fuck
your
stoma
and here
Just not your pic though is it
this shit is my kryptonite
I can't have it in my house
I once ate 2.5kg of chocolate digestives in 1 day it was like 5 packs
*matrix bullet times and dodges your leg before bending over and showing you my pooey hairy arsehole*
thanks lad haha feels good to be back xx
cronem heading out to the gherkin
hmm
That date with the Aussie bird went really well lads. Was supposed to just be a wee cafe meet up and see how things go, but we ended up going and sitting out in the grass in gardens of city hall for about an hour and a half after the cafe. Going for drinks on Friday night now. Everything is coming up Milhouse
Thing about Star Wars is no one really expected it to be as big as it was. George Lucas himself was shocked when it turned out to be such a big hit.
manuel ferrara sex arse
it's really serious
Good luck mate
Germans?
what is it do you think that belgian flag loves the most about black men's willies?
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some incredibly boring posts at the moment, and not from british flags I may add
i dont love them, im nubian myself
Opinions on the National Socialist conception of the Jew as the element of decomposition lads?
MET office did not predict this
Shocking, the pensioners and the infirm will no doubt be freaking out
The making of the first Star Wars film was notoriously a miserable nightmare. Lucas felt that he had gotten in way over his head and didn't know what he was doing. His doctor warned him that the stress was taking a toll on his health.
Paid off in the end though didn't it
Stop the Dutch sarcasm
business as usual mate
peruse these posts for some hot tips
good lad. /brit/ boys deserve aussie gfs
oh i see he likes fantasising that has a black man's willy. very strange fetish.
getting really into africa lately
Imagine how insane watching Star Wars in the kinoplex in 1977 must have been.
Literally nothing since then except maybe Terminator has had such an impact on popular culture.
she needs to be arrested
A Aussie
anyone remember when Hamas dropped an anvil on 10 Israeli babies and they all sprung back up but their bodies were folded and made accordion noises when they moved around?
manbaby retard
shark tales
gana zambia nigeria lesotho congo Mozambique Madagascar sudan morocco niger mali malawi uganda togo South Africa Ivory Coast mauritius benin chad
every african country i can think of right now
Kir Keir Karmer burning the wogs to heat the elderly this winter
neoliberal teeth
fuck her hard for me twin x
harry potter
dirty polak relax
the background paintings and sets in the first star wars movies are really good
Kir Keir Karmer
Stir Steir Starmer
scrammginging
did you ask her if she's ever shagged an abo?
shut up you stupid twat
alright fuck it, im going for the run club gf route. No other option for an unc like me
Just need to get decent at running otherwise it's over before it began
oh i like this one
bir beer barmer
*claps hands* what fun, what fun!
Faucking Australia mate
lord of the rings
What is it?
scrhkwsnm
rare good yank post
Aussie mate
Not original films.
: -(
i’ll fucking kill you
eating a pepero
jurassic park
ez Aussie ez
ok and?
oy oy oy
what about Matrix?
i’m going to rape your arse into the next dimension
Aussie watch this
Cronem creps have bulbhead colors
diaper wolf
I've got a court order prohibiting me from using social media
So they're not as impactful as Star Wars.
Yeah maybe
the thing about prospective mates that run together is they will sweat together and smell each others pheromones. which could help things along
cadbury chocolate sex arse
jurassic park is based on a book you utter FOOL
suspect people hate blacks because they dicks is bigger
Fuckin Brits.
hello actual nonce
yir bier gringle
adulthood (2008)
goat.com
theyre rasta actually x
Cadbury mini eggs mog M&Ms just saying
fir fier farmer aha
scccccccccccccr
hello!
not crispy m&ms though
Alright Aussie, I don't know what to tell you.
chocolate sex arses
Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Werewolf-Rabbit
sir cole palmer
Damn so it was.
Star Wars still undefeated then.
Lucas came up with a COMPLETELY ORIGINAL universe that completely blew people away and revolutionised film with his special effects.
but muh Hidden Fortress
favourite beet moment, lads? don't know how 20 feet isn't number 1
like the other lad said if you want something not based on a book then probably the matrix
Check this out, fucking tradegy XD.
poo
how the fuck do you even know that site mate
whyd it fucking autocorrect to werewolf ffs
he based it on earlier space operas and the dam busters
You are in my place, Aussie. Show me someth
Star Wars is far bigger than the Matrix
would sell really well i think
for me it's just hanging around
love are beet what a legend
I will rate it out of 10.
I will listen to it in School.
Give me the xbox one, Aussie..