/brit/

nth for the gyal x baddiedem

might bake a bread actually

what would you do to them if you met them

mad how smoking 40 a day would cost £140/week in fags alone
£560 a month, mental that there's some people who still do it

i’m a racist tranny hater

hey rorkey boy, do this and you'll feel better about yourself

Ooooh it's a fucking tranny that thinks it's a woman. That's why it's upset lmfao

what do you get out of posting these slags who dont have any interests other than whoring out?
they would wouldnt even look at you in public.
he'd sperg out and drop his spaghetti, hyperventilating

smoking is gay it doesnt even feel good. getting smashed up on booze on the other hand feels mega

So he talks about how the Jannie can't stop him but then his is stopped and doesn't post any further...very curious

really want to lick cum from soogs tits

why do zoomers love this gay self-help shit
Can you imagine your great grandfather's generation seeing this shit? They would beat the fuck out of you.

smokers get mini anxiety attacks when they miss a fag

What’s funny is
All of the brands he mentioned there are companies he’s a sponsor for

smoking is lovely

downloading obsure songs off youtube and using audacity to convert to them to mp3

sound mildly bent lad

They all learn their lesson to not aggravate the good sir janny.

move about, eat healthy, get sunlight etc is just common sense
this salt water bollocks and the like is just shite trying too hard

our great grandfathers generation woke up at 7, ate a big hearty breakfast, did a shift in the mines, had a pint of ale, went home to their wife and 3 kids in a tiny terraced home and had a big dinner then shagged their submissive housewife then did it again the next day

completely different world

you can just download directly as an mp3 with this github.com/ytdl-org/youtube-dl

it's pointless

use tenacity, audacity was bought out by a corpo
remember, free software is your right

In Norse mythology, Odin hung himself from Yggdrasil (the world tree) for 9 days and 9 nights in order to invent runes

Why do all these guys have a strong homosexual aura

because improving yourself is gay

probably because you're a massive fucking bender hoping that they'll shag the arse off you

nah it’s the chase

reddit spacing fag

that's yer Keir Starmer reversing the winter fuel payments as he realises his popularity has plummeted

bro was runecrafting

for your daily listening
youtube.com/watch?v=VYLb-S6617g
youtube.com/watch?v=VYLb-S6617g
youtube.com/watch?v=VYLb-S6617g

Mad how in life there are many ways to lose but few ways to win

my girl mixtral knows

I just get up in the morning and go to work

can't believe i'm shadow banned after the site upgrade

Catberge

here's the thing:

mad how you actually think this way

wish I was a girl so fucking bad

might have a wank

le Cabergé

Hate it when people speak to me like I'm completely retarded at work

Minecraft is an archetypally Aryan, Faustian game

Our Aryan hero, Steve, is alone in a vast untamed world and must remake it to his will, using his wits and grittiness to create and conquer the world around him, eventually descending into the depths of the earth and hell itself, into other dimensions to slay the dragon and free the world. It’s a deeply European story that’s been played out in many mythologies. You can see here not the Greco-Roman idea of perfecting and harmonising civilisation with the natural world around the Apollonian ideals of clarity, light and harmony. Nor the Magian (Perso-Islamo-Judaic) urge for divine union and absolute law and will, the Indic idea of cosmic dissolution or the Chinese Dao. But pure unrelenting Faustian spirit, built around infinite space, the will to power, transcendence and exploration.

You are never losing your virginity

just learned about death in june
got the death in june on

still have no idea what "Faustian" actually means

brown

seen her with her tongue in a black mans arsehole before

it's when you lock tf in

This fellow sent me a follow from London, United Kingdom.

back to r/redscarepod you go

too right mate too right

many such cases

eating slices of ham in bed u mad

nigerian looking ahh nigga

hot

ever take a slice of ham and wrap it around your willoid then wank?

some unc babble

The use of the word ‘Faustian’ when describing the Western culture Spengler explained by pointing out a parallel between the tragic figure of Faust and the Western world. Just as Faust sold his soul to the devil to gain greater power, the Western man sold his soul to technics.

Ultimately, according to Spengler, Western or “Faustian” culture is characterized by its restless thrust toward the infinite and unattainable, or the “conception of mankind as an active, fighting, progressing whole” (165). The Faustian individual “strives to direct the world according to his will” (410). In architecture, the “infinity-seeking” Faustian tendency is most apparent in the endless vertical thrusts of Gothic cathedrals and the “depth-experience” of paintings, in which parallel lines meet in infinity (125). From its inception around 1000 with the Cluniac reforms, the Faustian civilization marked a radical break with its predecessors, the Apollonian (Classical) culture and the Magian (Judeo-Arabic) culture (98). According to Spengler, the differences between Faustian and Apollonian art are instructive: “The Apollonian form-language reveals only the become, the Faustian shows above all a becoming” (139).

...nh but i've stored a slice in my foreskin before

never listened to red scare i just saw a tiktok using all pigs must die and it is very catchy

when are we "taking back" this place sick and tired of foreigners shitting up each and every thread with their off topic nonsense

*looks into a mirror*
so this is Rorke

Catbergs eating my scran!

so what's magian then

anyone fancy wanking over anime pics in discord dm's?

yeah lads, it’s happening

Magi were the priests of the Zoroastrian religion of Persia. It's where we get the word magic.

He’s a good looking fellow.

scran the catberg, see how he likes it

Players: Adele, Anthony Anderson, Trevor Andrew, Jennifer Aniston, Anita, Judd Apatow, Maude Apatow, Antonio Banderas, Kate Beckinsale, Peter Berg, Jeff Bezos, Lucy Boyton, Gerard Butler, Timothée Chalamet, John Cho, Olivia Colman, Sean Combs, Bradley Cooper, Courteney Cox, Darren Criss, Penelope Cruz, Robert De Niro, Lana Del Rey, Laura Dern, Zooey Deschanel, Zoey Deutch, Kaitlyn Dever, Leonardo DiCaprio, Diplo, Snoop Dogg, Natalie Dormer, Adam Driver, Minnie Driver, Billie Eilish, Sara Foster, G-Eazy, Greta Gerwig, Tiffany Haddish, HAIM, Jon Hamm, Chelsea Handler, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, Tony Hawk, Salma Hayek Pinault, Christina Hendricks, Vanessa Hudgens, Kate Hudson, Arianna Huffington, Oscar Isaac, Elton John and David Furnish, Dakota Johnson, Rashida Jones, Khloé Kardashian, Kim Kardashian West, Kourtney Kardashian, Heidi Klum, Ashton Kutcher, Jennifer Lawrence, Adam Levine, Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez, Rami Malek, Leslie Mann, Chrissy Metz, Jennifer Meyer, Miguel, Demi Moore, Olivia Munn, Hari Nef, Anna Paquin, Brad Pitt, Aubrey Plaza, Zac Posen, Florence Pugh, Charlie Puth, Margaret Qualley, Jeremy Renner, Christina Ricci, Nicole Richie, Emma Roberts, Chris Rock, Mark Ruffalo, Josh Safdie, Adam Sandler, Martin Scorsese, Sarah Silverman, Miles Teller, Tessa Thompson, Taika Waititi, The Weeknd, Kanye West, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Kristen Wiig, will.i.am, Rumer Willis, Scout Willis, Tallulah Willis, Rebel Wilson, Zedd and Renée Zellweger.

all me

haram as fuck bro

ah yes
hockey pucks of blood for lunch

Sir Race Winner

paki!

The zoomer simps out when he sees a mid girl with e-girl makeup and says she watched dragonball z once.

would somebody like to make me a "fry up" ?

PHWOARRRR

Can one of you lads get me a coffee, I'm too lazy to do it. Thanks

this nibba eating all the beans lmao

anyone else feel like they have to hit rock bottom before they can make the slightest hint of positive change

what a fucking runt oh my days

why are you getting angry over some lad having a fry up?

oh my days are you gimps getting upset that e-whores are faking everything

we're drifting out of coffee time and into beer time

was literally just thinking about how before i clean my act up and get sober i'm gonna first get absolutely smashed today and maybe do a few cheeky lines

state of that bacon

Other guests not previously mentioned are as follows:

Mila Kunis, Angelina Jolie, Toni Garm, Nicholas Hoult, Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Rossi, Julia Robert’s, Danny Moder, Matthew McConaughey, Camila Alves, Charlize Theron, Sean Penn, Meryl Streep, Jamie Foxx, Jared Leto, Lupita Nyong’o and Madonna’s children

Homo cromagnum ahhh loking

hey look europe is moving up in the world

watching cdawgva and ironmouse playing through dark souls together x

The venerated wise men of every 105 IQ self-improvement obsessed normalfag

Sam Harris

Jordan Peterson

James Lindsay

maybe Ben Shapiro, although he might be too faggy even for these guys, if such a thing is possible

that’s what bacon looks like before you cook it immigrant bastard

not liking all of these "ahh" posts

currently watching this, makes me sad we never had stuff like this growing up. just safe child friendly tv

euroid cope

love body hair me
it's a sensual delight

When the FUCK does car insurance start to go down? I’m 23 and my bill is still almost as much as it was when I was 17 and just passed even though I have six years NC

Is it because of where I live or something? Drives me fucking mental

most of Western philosophy ultimately originates from Persian wizards who were Aryans from the fallen city of Atlantis

For the slightly lower IQ (~95) we have

Joe Rogan

Alex Jones

Andrew Tate

Elon Musk

goofy ahh nigga

Drives me fucking mental

I see what you did there ;)

youtube.com/watch?v=PWn6Ek14H60

damn unc mad asl

Mental how the leader of Iran looks exactly like Sean Connery
What's that about

something really sinister about the song mambo number five

since that's me turned 32 and the oldest one in /brit/ I reckon that makes me in charge

Ok but there’s not tho?

YES THERE IS

I am 38

Sean Connery also said that it's ok to slap women when they're being argumentative, and in Iran they hit women too.

that'll be your age
at 33, mine is 360/yr, 6yr nc

so starmer has basically confirmed been shagging ukrainian twinks? what a fucking faggot, get that flamer out of office asap gay fucking poof cunt

still use their phone number as my password for unimportant stuff

For the slightly lower IQ (~80) we have

Hasan Piker

Steven Bonnell

David Pakman

Sam Seder

Steven Pinker

these ones are mostly better

Based if true

I’m 23

yeah you're still young.
it takes into considering your post code and age.

so you'll be paying lots until you're like 30 years old or move to a rich place :)

might get the md5 of the number and run in through a few credential dumps
see what you've got going on

he'll earn some votes with this information out xx

if english identity becomes stronger the farther north you go in england, do the people on either side of the england-scotland border loathe each other?

Peep Show was the last time Britain made anything funny.

Very good to see Steven ahh Pinker in the low IQ list.

um

was excited to watch 28 Years Later but realized i could just look at the current state of Britain and it'd be the same thing

the last funny thing the yanks made was.....uh......umm.....

Peep Show and The Office (UK version obviously) appeal mostly to foreigners who like to larp as Brits. Nobody here with a brain watches that shit.

you forgot about the eric andre show

don't care. it's funny. deal with it

Seinfeld

Grim. I live in an OK area of Greater Manchester but we don’t have a garage or anything. My older brother (27) pays far less than me with the same company so I’m hoping it goes down soon.

rank them all in order, both photos

top > bottom

why can't old people learn new things?
My dadberg still calls Arsenal's stadium Highbury despite them not playing there for 20 years
this is one of 10,000 examples
he's a bloody FOOL

mostonlad?

time is a cruel thing

Since the year 2000 Americans have spent around 10 billion dollars on lobbying, campaigning, and advocacy for... anti-abortion. Imagine all that effort and money wasted for the shittest cause imaginable.

let's see if you still call things by the original name you learned when you turn 15 you utter child

they're happier than you'll be at that age if you're even alive

why do old people insist on dressing like old people?
Like I'm not saying the lasses should be wearing miniskirts - but their fashion choice couldn't be uglier if they tried.
Especially that daft bint on the right. The fuck is she thinking? It looks like a curtain.

Bizarre.

Sam Harris is moderately smart, the rest are not

yeh but they look fucking vile and when they were young they looked fit, no sane human would want to live to that age lol

canoodling with the cat

asl

25/M/UK. You?

Forgot how much of a scam car insurance was in the UK

The M6 motorway in 1964.

unc think he on the team

they think the ai image is real

oh dear oh deary me

Costa with the gf later x

Stupid annoying no life sad sack cunt. You're here all day every day of the week going on about incel this rorke that smelly bedroom this. All fucking day because this is your entire life.

del sol?

i thought unc meant uncle but zoomers say it means uncomfortasble

just recently turned 20 me x

Rorke seething in his smelly bedroom because others are talking about him

can’t believe I let the ex treat me like that.

no the coffee shop

nice. every time i've driven on the m6 i've been stuck in massive queues. we need to go back to a population of 50 million

I am currently nude.

got that unc wisdom on the blowhorn
youtube.com/watch?v=GcNLJ-Keknw

i thought rorke was a lad?

so cute seeing boomers trying to decipher our zoomer lingo xx

prove it

You live and learn. As long as you learn the right lessons

Not only less people, but less car owners and road freight

Aryan as fuck.

lads
Been on a bit of a pauper diet from Mon-Fri night
Had a nice bowl of pesto pasta last night (with veggies)

Genuinely one of the nicest meals I've had in months, perhaps years?
If you want the rainbow you must have the rain init.
Eating rabbit food for 4.5 days makes an actual nice meal taste like fucking caviar.
Had I been eating normally it would have been meh.

Tolerate the rain so that rainbow is that much more sweet.

Oh no I’m not falling for that again!

I’ve worked in hospitality for 20 years and it gets madder every week

Been in one of my venues for 20 minutes.

— Seen a table try and bring a maccies into a place that sells food - and say it’s weird we won’t allow that

— One table asked can a member of staff to go and get them some sun cream off an Uber driver

— Next table asked for scampi, we don’t sell it “sorry I mean a steak pie”

well slap my ass and call me sally!

is this more up your speed rorke?

You lads should try getting gfs
It’s very life-affirming

He's gone...

my cat is my gf and she's perfect

My standards are too high

nobody wants me

would hate working anything customer facing because of retards like this, who then will leave a 1 star review

I remember working in a pharmacy for 2 summers in a row and having a litany of mildly amusing tidbits like this

Saw my first ever tranny once and unironically called him sir by accident

big brexit geezer came in and screamed at me for serving the people that came in before him

Some womna in her 50s came in wanting constipation pills but she kept talking in riddles and was ashamed to admit what she actually desired (talking about regularness and all kinds of nonsense code to hide her shame)

had a mum came in with her daughter once nad she bought literally all of our condoms. pharmacyberg couldn't believe it when I told him

never action movie stuff but some mildly interesting shite comes with dealing with customers

Was thinking the other day, if cars were invented now there is no way they would let the average person drive a 1+ ton machine that could go over 100mph. They would ban it as a totally dangerous, unhinged and unrealistic idea. Leftypol and John Oliver would sneer as the thought of plebs driving cars.

And that is why we will never have flying cars until they're piloted by AIberg

I was naive and I’m pissed off at myself for showing it

1432
3214

The Smith - Strangeway Here I Come

quitting the tube because his kids are getting negative exposure

going to focus on building his kid's youtube channels

Err..

>Some womna in her 50s came in wanting constipation pills but she kept talking in riddles and was ashamed to admit what she actually desired (talking about regularness and all kinds of nonsense code to hide her shame)

screaming

Interesting

I thought this too my friend

Why doesn't Spaino post here anymore? :/...

Can't see atheism winning long term tbqh

hey creg, pass me the arugula

You can’t see reason and science winning over silly fairy tales?

right then

I think atheism was winning a lot more in the early 2010s than it is these days
Seems like religiosity is more rebellious these days and it's making a comeback (and I don't say that with enthusiasm)

If only there was a way to amalgamate the community nature of religion without all the superstitious nonsense

beer out of the freezer and into the fridge
almost time to start cooking
any film recommendations?

He's moved into greener pastures

i'm struggling to process the order of these statements

Atheists are depressive homos who don't breed, whilst illiterate rural pakis have like 9 kids each

alri

Nice 'berg

Cringe

Based

If only there was a way to amalgamate the community nature of religion without all the superstitious nonsense

Maybe Dawkins would like such an idea, because he describes himself as a cultural Christian, admiring some of the cultural aspects of Christianity. He just doesn't believe that Christianity is true.

i want to have a cold beer while cooking and i want to have a film on in the background

Finna toke up on that kief richards

Reform councillors, Charles Pugsley, aged 19, and Joseph Boam, aged 22

too skint to buy cheap drinks this night is going to shit

ah i see. i recommend watching True Romance (not a romance) as a background movie while cooking.

Atheism is winning

But they don't reproduce. Theists do. Some theist children will decide not to believe, chop their bollocks off and that's the end of them.

you haven't got £1.50 for one of these?

Good to see young Englishmen on the march

not that cheap in the khan’s city

It's funny how you tell Rorke that religion is declining and he starts talking about his favourite subject: transsexuals

the lads

Ive got the fingerspitzengëfuhl you see

10 months in jail for saying rape is bad

nice

cheapest alcohol is cider by weight
find some coins down the back of the setee get one of those 2l bottles

If you are reading this I wanna let you know that you are loved, you are valued, and you are appreciated, even if it don’t always feel like it.

Religion must remain an outlet for people who say to themselves, 'I am not the kind of person I want to be.'

mate if you come to elephant and castle i will get you a pack of four

ktim

nobody care me

are you latino by any chance?
if so please don’t kill me

no but i am actually off out to drink myself in the elephant pub

your stupid loser

Erm, where's the /cum/?
Im not seeing it in the 'log

You can’t see reason and science winning over silly fairy tales?

nope.
human faith is stronger than any of that. i'm an atheist but have you ever tried to win someone over who believes something 100%?
You cant win, which is why islam will dominate.

im too late to get on the rock climbing trend but what's next

lad
fidget spinners
they're the next big thing
trust me
invest now

here u go hun
*spaffs multiple ropes of hot cum*

new

Love me some sumo.
youtu.be/ms4TWOG6Vhg

you should be sectioned and drugged into a stupor for the rest of your miserable pathetic existence

Eurovision playing there?

too early chud

You got him over the line mate

ignore this prat
NFTs are about to kick off big time

Constructing a poobert