nice weather edition
/brit/
need a gormless gf
Need a homeless gf
just 20 more hours i've got left to keep avoiding my ban lads
don't say this too often here but she's really fucking fit she is
has EW posted lately?
tbf never seen a black person play minecraft, don’t think they’d understand
omg do you fancy her :O
been with plenty of girls in my lifetime but never once have any of them been as intimate as the time a lad held me and kept kissing my hair because I was upset over something
i get goosebumps just remembering it
мoй кoтбepг
now that's what I call gay
girl mousenonce would be peng dont lie
mn admitted taking methamphetamines at multiple points
errrr... there are literal nazis in the thread
Mad how as an autistmo I spent so much of my life searching for the hidden secrets of the universe and arcane knowledge, when the real dark magic was actually all around me the entire time; social memetics.
And fascists
mouth ulcer doing my fucking NUT in
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ᚴᛁᛚᛚ ᛅ ᚥᚼᚬᚱᛂ
yeah?
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ᚴᛁᛚᛚ ᚥᚼᚬᚱᛂᛋ
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My autistic mind could not comprehend anything other than logical reasoning as motivation for human behaviour, which obviously lead to a lot of confusion growing up since humans are emotional creatures and rarely ever logical.
catbox.moe/4pmmjq.zip
um
God awful thread
did anyone see that new indian jones film was it any good?
um
not trying to be rude but is that meant to be unsurprising?
no
baking a cake lads
So full of cold lads
ambatubus
follow my band on spotify lads were'a named Rorke and the Rorkettes
My gf has no other purpose then to take my loads all day, she doesn't have a job, she doesn't leave the house, she doesn't have friends, she doesn't have family. She just takes my fat hot loads in her holes all day. She eats, sleeps, shits/pisses and takes my cum in her holes 24/7 365. We dont talk to each other, we dont have conversations, we dont go on dates, I just have sex with her and thats it.
dream night out? doing speed with mousey and collecting nettles followed by some energy drinks and OSRS for 8 hours
Foxgloves remind me of my grandma
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just remembered levi roots
wonder how big his jerk sauce plantation banana bbc was
sounds like an easy existence for the fat sow
are you a pathetic slug of a man or a wretched little urchin?
strange thread.
vile slug of a man me
just get a sex doll at this point and leave the poor girl
worm imho
IM A WOMAN!
slug like creature that is more slime and goop than man
bãśęđ
Not the same as a real woman now is it?
cider was my go to when I was an alchy but I ended up rotting my teeth. got loads of fillings and 2 crowns
5 seconds
Cor she needs complex maths and astrophysics explained to her
all it takes is one. bad. day.
Grim alcoholic twat
teetotalmong in?
sorry for being the worst poster
India
Norwich is a shit hole
drugs and alcohol? have you tried having a nice cuppa?
how did you get out of the alchy spiral
t. alchie
Alcohol was quite literally banned in my country from 1920 to 1933
just walked about outside for an hour and a half and I still look pale
thought its a lefty middle class arty place
So then let me ask again now that i have the facts. Indiana Jones and the dial of destiny, any good?
moonshiners still made bank thoughbeit
you'd rather be all red from the sun?
Indiana Jones and the pile of shoes
yhe binble
my teeth went noticeably yellower by 3 shades in just a few months of taurus aldi cider
sniveling little rodent, me
Indiana Jones and the pedal powered brain bashing machine
Not at all
It's a weird city full of people who live in their own little world of Norfolk and it has its runts too
gave us one of the most kino gangsters
Indiana Jones and the human lampshades
saw a pretty girl with glasses and pale boobies on the way to paki shop
Does your family have 'generational wealth'?
yes. full of art student girls
Indiana Jones and the jumping buckets of flesh
when you recall a memory, your brain makes that connection stronger, so when your logic center uses logic to recall something, it's calculating that the memory will be useful in the future
indiana jones and the brown biomass zerg rush. how is indy going to get out of this one?
India
thats just the temple of doom
Indiana Jones and the ballpoint pen that hasn't been invented yet
logic center
the brain doesn't have a "logic center"
logic
your brain doesn't use "logic"
calculating that the memory
your brain doesn't calculate the usefulness of memories
are you an autistic CS student or something?
sometimes I go on the archive to look up posts I made which were well received
the brain doesn't have a "logic center"
yes it does, it's anything that occurs above the emotional level and outside the automatic level
your brain doesn't use "logic"
how are we able to calculate mathmatics in our heads then?
your brain doesn't calculate the usefulness of memories
yes it does by estimating the usefulness of that memory in survival
are you an autistic CS student or something?
ktwm in 2011
Parents are worth about £10m probs all assets and £££ combined
Will have to share it with my brother though you see, so I'm well set up for a comfortable and relatively pressure free lifestyle but I still have to toil and build a career, and I won't be swanning around in a Ferrari any time soon. It's just normal life but with the luxury of not really needing to care so much or feel the pressure. I can do everything the normies do without a second thought but I can't afford to splurge on a five star lifestyle.
can I have £423
i kept a nice pic of myself from before i transitioned
would you shag a fit older woman if you had no better options?
Does the UK get spic immigrants (Mexicans, Guatemalans, Hondurans) like we do?
love ftms me x
i'd shag a cougar WITH better options
considering shagging a lad at this point my wilkins wants it so badly
um
I'd shag a bit of dry toast lad.
grim, oldest woman ive shagged was 32 and she had cellulite on her arse
had my usual daily cry about my financials I feel better
where's the bad part? x
corrr
Didn't you read mate I can't afford to do literally anything lol might need that £400 for a flight away somewhere and I can't risk it sorry
Sir Oswald Mosley
Sir Enoch Powell
Sir Nick Griffin
umming hard rn
was a lad here that spoke of pulling a 40 year old woman from a club and rimmed her unwashed night out dirty arsehole during the deed here recently
grim thought
Creator 'Outdoor Boys' has announced an indefinite hiatus from YouTube
fuck sake he was the only cunt i enjoyed watching on youtube
how do you ever get in a position to sex a woman 15+ years older than you
I'd love to shag an older woman with real sex appeal. A proper old minx in good shape with solid experience, who like old school stockings and lingerie, in need of being rogered silly and gagging for it from a younger man. Corr.
give your mum a tenner
do you ever venture into the real world?
you just want to see my frankenstein cock
do you post in the SEA thread as well or are you exclusively our little jungle zester?
poo screaming
yeah you?
fasting now
gutberg on the ropes
take a guess xx
halifax mentioned
why would I know, I don't know the state of the asean thread
could have better banter and gimmicks than us
alri howard
very um um UM image on the 'log right now
i post sometimes when it's slow
can't stop wanking me cock to these tight little tarts!
no there isn't
bollock (singular) tattoo booked in for 5pm
Am at the beach
yeah it was deleted
rorke on a MAD one today
that's not a beach
not much of a beach that
dadberg got a bird coming over at 7, mad how my 40 year old dad is a bigger shagger than me
*enters the thread*
11 inmates escaped (one captured) from a New Orleans prison Friday.
Their crimes range from drug possession to taking of human life.
Sources say inmates may have removed a toilet and tunneled through a wall.
A law enforcement source shared a photo of a hole in the wall of the Orleans jail where 11 inmates reportedly escaped.
Scribbled around the hole are messages including “To Easy LOL,” “Catch us when you can,” “We innocent,” “Most Hated,” and expletives.
I’m not wearing any panties
see any small boats with cheeky brown men in them?
40 year old dad
FOLC
Surveillance video shows New Orleans inmates running away from jail after escape.
Then look closely and you see them crossing the highway.
bored as fuck me. Might gymtoil just for something to do
brown South American posters who kiss America's ass and try to act like they're one of us
I can't stand these people. Even the ones who hate us are more tolerable.
what was it
Went to the Thai restaurant with mumberg, it was great. I love the owners. They are kind humble and a little timid. The atmosphere is very calm and relaxed, soft spoken and quiet.
Had pork ribs, some sort of chicken dumpling and then a green thai curry with chicken and rice.
Am bottom
love me Thai food
love me panang curry simple ass
South America needs to be conquered for the White race
save it for the worldbuilding diary entries scattered in hidden locations across the map
extremely noncey photograph of a child
imagine the thrill
such jolly japes
the absolute relief when I look up an unknown number that's rang me and see it's a scam caller
not meant to call them back
im 20 you fossil
a fine post indeed
Why were you advertising it here then you fucking freak? And checking back to see if it was still there?
Nice one. How did your parents accrue their wealth?
My parents are doing well for themselves, but struggled a bit when i was a growing up. Dadberg started a business later in life and has done well for himself. Grandparents were well off, one side owned a small business and made a few shrewd investments, but none of that will be passed down to me. On the other side my Grandad had a very good job and they were WW2 ration children who saved every penny.
well that's just not on is it
I'll bet it's still available to view if you go to the desuarchive archive too and that's also very unacceptable
I'm 22 and my mum's in her 60s
da's dead
so that people could avoid the catalog if they didn't want to see it
i checked because i reported it as US law and wanted to see if the mods would respond quickly
i never saw more than the thumbnail of course
The integration of the 'suspected spam' ID tag on iPhone for random numbers is one of the better developments of recent times
FOLC
Sure.
just did my tax return and hmrc saying i own £30,000 what the fuck
it wasn't explicit just very strange angle
Mgubu isn't going to pay for his own kids future now is he x
just close the company down and open another that's what the chinese do
Just had a wank
Now eating a full tin of peaches
in the middle of getting my nob sucked by the gf, but i just thought of a Rorke post so I had to come here and tell you lads asap.
Rorke the kind of guy to buy an RFID wallet because he thinks scammers can scan his card and steal his money
ever made a girl squirt?
don't think this works
your mum had you in her 40s? fucking grim
get in
I’ll take you word for it, paedo
My dad did a number of very random things for many years, working for himself in a number of trades before starting his own company in a field he knew basically nothing about, but did so on word of mouth that it was an industry worth getting into. He did this a few years before I was born and now, 30odd years later it's worth a fortune.
Simply not possible to do this now. The game is locked down. If your boomer parents didn't make it I'm sorry, but it's pretty much over.
that's normal for zoomers
the ol' google history
Have you moved to the country?
39 lol
having a young dad has to be a cheat code to being normal surely
it’s just piss
Putting my money on Crispy Palace to win today lads.
What was the trade/industry?
you're this age
well your parents are this age
Lads... we're all sitting on Anon Babble during a sunny Saturday afternoon.
Greedy Grove
Fortnite location ahh name
just seen this post on reddit mesen
why are you screaming
the name scared me
ok
yeah I was drinking it up
gonna have a nice fag in the garden
corrrr bit of sun and a fag in the garden yeah? corrrrr
it's the little things in life
Someday once the kids have left
Tunnelling equipment lol
whats his name
anon cutiebum x
i hate being ugly, i might get a tattoo of someone else's face on my face so i am HOT
uh oh you've used the word fag to refer to cigarette, but this could be intentionally misinterpreted for comedic effect by thinking that you're having sex with a man.
Cannot wait to see how the /brit/ jokesters will react to this faux pas!!
chooooooooooooooon
i look like an ugly henry cavill
cannot fucking believe i have to pay this. for what? impossible to get an appointment at the doctor, NHS is useless, police is useless, i get ZERO benefits of any kind. an i am paying 30k for timmy's bennies and trans rights in uganda.
really like paprika, think the continentals are onto something although i wouldn't sacrifice salt n vinegar for it
You talk a lot of shit on the Internet but you would change your tune very fast if we met in person. You're all pathetic cowards with no balls.
do you lads also shave your legs?
Let’s be honest
Black people are just better than us
would blow your head smoov off
im 9 feet tall an dmade of bricks, you're fucked mate
think i might be a covert narcissist with main character syndrome and paranoid delusions
pay your fair share and stop complaining piggy. If that's your tax bill you're doing fine.
grow up
cumming* (to gay porn)
na it's pretty overt mate
So you're like everyone else born after 1950
my take home pay was 47,101.88 apparently, which when you deduct rentberg's and billstein's cut i'm left with just £1500 a month. somehow i'm supposed to save from this to be able to buy a house... will never happen.
mental how we can put a man on the moon but cant cure depression
Mousey and Deegs will be watching Eurovision tonight
Will YOU?
THE SUN WAS BEATIN' DOWN ON MY BASEBALL
HAT
Go for a walk in the sun and eat a banana
mad how all women would look like this by the year 2000 if the nazis had won WW2
no
whats your rentberg
Well this post violates United States law doesn’t it?
But now they look like this
A scathing critique of modern society
It's gonna be... wicked!!!!!!
jogs (jaw mogs) me
my town is full of sketchy brown people milling around and violent native chavs attacking anyone who isn't a man over 40 or a woman
why is the tinny sound of smart phone speakers so annoying
almost 2k. i would have to rent a room in a shared house to pay anything less than this here, which i am not doing at my age.
rainberg finally forecast for next week
based
it cant make bass
You of course say nothing to them because you're a coward, just shuffling past them to return from Lidl or Aldi (you're poor and on the dole).
Omggg why do they get those gay retarded doodles on their skin
no brown qts?
i'd kill myself
not her best picture tbqh but yeah she's qt
start fights with groups of people and win regularly do we?
well lads
here we are
june onwards to be a washout
The ancient Greeks, Romans, and Aryans who conquered India and Persia were white, blue/grey eyed, and blonde/red haired. This is know. They were not brown biomass.
2 English players among both teams
It's over
My ex started dating a british man. Why would you guys do this to me, I loved her so much.
henderson
eze
guehi
wharton
on palace alone
um mate you've had a fucking STINKER
They were swathy olive skinned meds, unless you're only counting the Celtic or Germanic auxillaries/mercenaries
eze
guehi
And DO prey tell, HOW are they English?
dont worry mate british blokes are notoriously shit in bed and most have small cocks too so its likely the relationship will be short lived
Palace win 2-0, you heard it here first.
on the manuel ferrara RAW series where he bangs fat chicks in hotels rooms
its as shrimple as that XD
eze was born in london mate
It doesn't matter, he's soiled her. She tainted, my disposition is inconsolable
Wiener dawg
Sarr
flatberg suddenly got all warmington
Um what is a British person doing in Mexico of all places
yarted
play for an english team you're english simple as
need a bet for the cup final, any tipsters?
Spaki is posting in this very thread...
Catberge
that's a fox you daft cunt
nice marmot
Rorke, do you plan on ever leaving your smelly bedroom
had a wank to some rougher stuff earlier. even if they don't realise it, I reckon it must really mentally fuck up the actresses to be degraded like that so visibly and so publicly
stoats are the goats
I will reincarnate as a pine marten
compare kendra sunderland now with her first blacked appearances. Now she genuinely has a 1000 yard stare, bonnie blue is the same.
most pornstars either are, or become, massive drug addicts. if you watch any interview with any of them they've either been badly abused in the past, are extremely poorly educated, or out of their mind on drugs.
was watching an interview of melody marks a few years ago and she was talking about how she was going through withdrawals and being groomed by strangers when she was 19 - and the worst thing is she didn't even realise how bad what happened to her was.
just realised I have an unlimited resource of willpower and I can just make myself do things
yeah? anyway back to Anon Babble for the rest of the day
no you don't
be quiet
this was debunked
the worst thing is she didn't even realise how bad what happened to her was
grim as it is to say, perhaps that's for the best
crabs in a bucket
2-0 to Crispy Palace
boo hoo hoo the poor lady with millions of dollars getting paid to have sex did a little drug abuse the poor thing
got soup stains in my hair again
i had a date w a south american girl and a bunch of these white roasties came by and brought their golden retriever puppy w them. one of them was bare foot. theyre absolutely low class attention seeking cunts and i can foresee many attractive white guys like myself choosing to date outside their race in the future
i've heard that the blacked "team" give their actresses shitloads of painkillers because getting fucked by 5+ 9 inch dick for hours on end is actually extremely painful