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Eurovision Grand Final pre-party
UK WILL GET ALL THE POINTS
New bread. New beer.
ich belelelele :D
SEXO
FINGOLIA
sex with Klavdia?
With all the Israeli taxpayer money funding their team, they will be atleast top 3.
Hope austria faggot gets disqualified for antisemitisim too
only fags are into this shit
still seething, eh?
DOES HE BLINK???
MY TOP 3
Albania
ABSOLUTE KINO. Was my top pick on Tuesday even when I didn't know what they were singing about. Now, I love it even more.
Fire! Fall upon our tribal wild dances. In the darkness, we hunger for light. Endlessly searching.
10/10
Sweden
Just a couple sauna bros spreading joy. Nothing pretentious. No "message" being preached. Everything is top notch.
Ei saa peittää
KEK "do not cover". I've seen that on a few radiators.
Estonia
He, as the kids say, understood the assignment. This song just makes me happy! Also, I watched a few interviews with him and he's such a nice and genuine dude.
No stresso, no stresso, no need to be depresso
Tommy solves mental health. Therapists on suicide watch.
Post more eurogems
No because he's LOCKED THE FUCK IN
Hope austria faggot gets disqualified for antisemitisim too
story ?
Just read the thread WITH her. What's the big deal?
alright babe, check this out. see here? someone posted the lettter "N", so now I reply with the letter "I"
no no, I don't need to "log in", you see how everyone's name is Anonymous? yeah, you don't log in, just fill in a captcha and post
what is a janny? well they work day and night deleting posts that supposedly break the rules, no they don't get paid, no seriously babe they all work for free, yeah I couldn't believe it either...
sure, but this happens every year. for way longer than the current state of the conflict, Israel has been spending tons of money on advertising their contestant globally. almost every year israel's entry is dull as fuck so they can buy their way into top 5 maybe but not a win.
this year of course they are pouring even more money for propaganda reasons so they are likely to win the "rest of the world" votes and get a lot of public votes, but juries likely won't like them (because of the politics and because their entry is so fucking boring)
Here you go
voila
LAV OH LAV
I WANNA TELL YOU HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU
3 HOUR 3 FUCKING HOURS WOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO IM TREMBLING
i genuinely enjoyed most songs. this is one of the strongest years music-wise, which sucks because a lot of nice entries will rank horribly. germany, latvia, lithuania portugal, ukraine, san marino, luxembourg and greece will probably end up in the right part of the table.
Balorda Nostagia would have done amazing numbers tonight
YES!
hell, We will probably not even make the top 10 or top 13/left side of the table this year due to how good most of the rest of the songs are (and due to how polarizing ours is).
i have low expectations for us doing well this time around, but it is what it is. we can't be top tenners all the time. we've had it much better than most other countries who get a bye to the final, so it's fine. sooner or later we to snap back to reality.
ISRAEL WILL WIN
FIRE IN THE STREETS
I NEED THIS CHAOS IN MY LIFE
it's weird, in italy nobody wanted it to go to the esc, and i mean Nobody. people were afraid we were going to end up like second last or third last. a lot of italians found the song boring.
Watching the melodifestivalen performance just to feel something
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posting with my Anon Babble bros
>got my coke cans ready and going to order pizza
>Greek football cup final and Eurovision scheduled for the same day with a two hour time difference so I can watch both
Never kill yourselves bros
I just came back from a round bike trip from my hometown to Županja, Croatia, and back via different route
The weather kinda sucked, but I persevered and am extremely exhausted
But, I'll be watching Eurovision tonight :3
LOIK A SADDLIGHT
which pizza place? you should be watching crystal place man city first
sooner or later we to snap back to reality.
La Noia deserved better placement last year. I really liked it and Mango was h-h-hot
Balkan comfy
greatest show on earth!
which pizza place?
Dominos
>you should be watching crystal place man city first
I want to watch the pre-game cup stuff
Luxembourg had this perverted shot angle in the semis.
You could see the singer's butt cheeks from front downwards angle.
Based camera work.
UK's song is an absolute mess, but they transmit a lot of energy and enthusiasm so I kind of root for them.
LUXEΜΒΟURG
LUXEMBOURG
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Eyes off our women
I think she might be a gypsy
She's from Aspropyrgos which is just west off Athens and it's infamous for being an industrial area with many gyppos. Also she's pretty swarthy and the last name "Papadopoulou" is of course the most popular in Greece but also popular among gyppos
luxi girl is so mid
Isnt she Pontian Greek?
lithuania and portugal have kinda grown on me
How many have the last name Palaiologos
Based
Which one should I order for the Grand Final alongside beers
One large pizza
Two souvlaki pita/skepasti
Chicken parmesan sandwich with fries
I can't stand Portugal, why do they always have to send this bland and depressed songs? Stop occupying slots with melancholic bullcrap.
Chicken parmesan sandwich with fries
it's one of the least bland songs in the final
all of them
Pontic Greeks look Armenoid/Russoid and usually have last names ending in -idis
She might be, idk, I don't know her heritage. Russopontics love to brag about their heritage if one of their 4 grandparents was born in ukraine
that's the most delicious option but I fear I might devour it within the first three songs and have nothing left after, whereas pizza is a more slow burner
pizza and iced tea
then Chicken parmesan sandwich with fries + Pizza
Por mais que possa parecer
Eu nunca vou pertencer àquela cidade
O mar de gente, o Sol diferente
O monte de betão não me provoca nada
Não me convoca casa
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i love latvia's song. it's so ethereal, enchanting. i love folk entries like these. the buildup towards the end, especially that part at 2.50 where everyone stands still, gives me goosebumps.
i'm not holding my breath for it to get a good placement. i just know it will rank low. but they'll always be in my heart
i havent watched any of the entries so im going in completely virgin
The tails at 2:20 was confirmed to be a reference to the movie Flow. That's so cute that they deserve 5 votes from me just because of that
pita-club with marouli and fries
cordon bleu
and chicken roulade on the bbq
Even if it looks like tapeworms crawling out of their asses
How much booing for israel?
None. Will probably be plenty of pally flags in the audience thoughever
They have technology to mute it.
chicken parm
in greek souvlatzidiko????? does it belong to some master chef ioannidis alumnus?
I had the exact same thought
going to order pizza
Changed my mind, going with KFC instead
I ate kebabroll with extra kebab and now I dont feel like eating the snacks that I bought for the vision.
kek
I don't think so though
hallluuuuuUUUUuuuuu ~~
PRE-SHOW RANKING
1. Sweden
2. Luxembourg
3. San Marino
4. Finland
5. Estonia
6. Greece
7. Albania
8. France
9. Austria
10. Poland
11. Lithuania
12. Germany
13. Netherlands
14. Italy
15. Portugal
16. Spain
17. Switzerland
18. Latvia
19. Norway
20. Ukraine
21. Malta
22. Armenia
23. Iceland
24. Denmark
25. Israel
26. UK
Your fault, swedes
which dryad anon?
the answer is always not enough
I won't tell you which songs are easy piss breaks since you should form your own opinion but I can let you know that you CAN and SHOULD take a piss break whenever that blonde """comedian""" host starts talking. It will be better for your body and your soul.
plenty, but the audience is completely muted this year
portugal is probably the most musically sound song this year alongside Italy, San Marino and Lithuania no cap
everyone else is either a meme or tryhards
I wonder are they forcing some sort of canned answers from the commentators.
Our gay was fuming when the public vote haul was revealed for Israel last year.
Yet he repeated on Thursday his comment from last year that the crowd was cheering for Israel while the videos showed massive booing.
Maybe if they are going to comment on it they have to say that people are cheering?
I don't remember which one had the widest hips, but it was probably Kate. So her.
shitty small arena
no audience sound
fuck the swiss
Biggest robbery in Eurovision history
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sex with asnate
what was the most sexo performance in the eurovision history?
for me it's Spain 2022
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all except Annemarija, but if I can only pick one, I guess I'll go for Gabriela
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there's only one correct answer
She's not gypsy
Here's the true gypsy mutt
what do you guys think of switzerland? for a ballad, i really enjoyed it
Me too. It was good.
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holy kino
boring
sex with both klavdia and marina satti (at the same time)
I've never watched any of these before. Is it almost over already? It seems so gay. I hope Israel wins
looks too masculine
mutt can't stop expressing his love for his jewish masters and negroes whenever he goes
It would be quite funny if Israel wins and palestoids devastate Switzerland as a result.
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you now remember this kino
is our entry this year really that shit lads
can someone explain this to me?
lol take your meds
still mogs
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HARD ROCK HALLELUJAH
Every member of the EBU can participate, and this includes several countries that are not in Europe geographically.
My answer to that question would be the title of your song
it always is
It's very bad, yes. Wouldn't be shocked by another nil points from the televote
I personally quite like it, but it's very camp and bong and the continentals prefer it when songs are serious, moody and classy.
you now remember the 2022 Eurovision cheating scandal
In hindsight, how did the cheating countries ever think they would be able to pull it off? Did they hope it would take too long to notice and at that point the points would have been allocated already?
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AAASTERIII MUUUUU
AAASTERIII MUUUUU
We need Kazakhstan, Monaco, Andorra and the Vatican in Eurovision
It's sad that we will never return. The propaganda of LGBT is banned here, so they will never show Eurovision officially here again.
it's just not right, we need the vatican to participate baka
what they teach you in school is WRONG. Stay tuned for more shocking truths
6th
we are winning this shit senpai
screencap this
Russians are dindus who can't follow the rules worth a damn
Get kicked out and cry that they're victims of prejudice
this year
love it and love her. 2001 was good one from her too
Andorra
It's better than the previous one. But it's pretty much shitty, yeah.
I wonder how many of these eurovision fans (many of them homosexuals)
Use this yearly event to travel to europe to have wild orgies
i need a francophone gf...
easy. it's not "EUROPE song contest", it's "European Broadcasting Union song contest".
Its pretty fucking boring, yes
2005
not even our best entry youtube.com
hopefully gayreece can keep the national final for eurovision so we send a winning worthy song finally
why doesn't france just send one of those drag queens acts from the olympics and win? they're all better than the perpetually boring crap they send each year
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3 points more than the UK
100euros on germany having more points than UK and 100 euros on germany in the top 10
Why did Turkey stop participating in 2013?
High chance for 0 points britbro.
t.evangelia
how does that work, are gay themes, allusions or scenes banned? don't you guys have homosexuals who are publicly out who participate in politics, movies, music etcetera?
but yeah it's sad, i hope you can come back soon. you were a staple of the show. it's annoying how the whole gay thing overshadows how fun the show is for most people.
or maybe not travel TO europe, but AROUND europe.
if I were to boot up grindr in basel tonight, how much would it light up
shit staging or more like none existent
It's the year they decided they were gonna look east instead of west, to mecca instead of to berlin
I get why a lot of these countries don't participate, but Brazil should come give us sex
Germany 2006 sent a country music entry
I have no recollection of this
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i miss her bros
wtf happened here, is this my comment? why was it automatically edited from s m h to baka.
Finland needs to send them someday.
ugly armenoid bitch hope azeri kills them and gayreeks and iranians
Not really
That's what makes you guys so lovable.
a lot of old eurovision entries feel like a fever dream. in the early 2010s france send a guy from corsica, singing in italian.
who is going to pay you to work in constructionthen
Still the best legs.
didn't we bring dita von teese in 2008-9 ?
She's so cute (and probably crazy in bed)
This song haunted every radio station in the late 2000s.
that filter has been there for a long time baka
I wish our irish brothers could be here with us.
Been singing DAM DAM - DA DA DA DA DA DAM DAM all day
I loathe Finnish entry.
they're a real band so I doubt we would. though modern Turmion Kätilöt is probably not above the shame that is participating in Eurovision lol
ackshually it was a french guy singing in Corsican
it was the favourite to win until the show where he changed the song to make it easier to sing then fumbled most notes anyway
he ended up 15th
Don't care. I would still hit it any day.
2009, i remember because it was the best year
most memorable euro song
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it has all the potential in the world to be a zero pointer yet again. you need to get your shit together bongbro.
you almost won in 2022 to having your next two songs place close to last, one of them being a zero pointer last year.
the non-stop eurovision live stream is a neat source for hidden gems/coal
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damn, I guess I've just never written it before.
i was about to link it, just thought about that song and how fun it was. one of the best winners
comfy :)
don't you guys have homosexuals who are publicly out who participate in politics, movies, music etcetera?
Actually yes, we have. You can be gay, just don't do it in public.
how does that work, are gay themes, allusions or scenes banned?
Kinda. But it also work on the whim of the court and the government. Songs, films with such content might be banned or cropped out the segments.
The shittiest example of the court decision on that when some guy was fined for pepe-clown. I don't know what the message was with that pepe, but the court found the hair to be the sign of the LGBT due to that rainbow shit. Pretty much ridiculous shit.
The fine was insignificant (1500 RUR = ~16.5 euro). But the local policeman started a process of challenging the court decision.
are you ready for pissrael and jewkraine to be comfortably in top 10
VGH
Why do so many like the swedish and finnish songs
spoiler that shit jfc
What do you think about France's chances? And what do you personally think of the song (my flag is Luxembourg but I'm French originally lmao)
can the congolese n-word win
I had crush on her in 2009
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i love the song too
That's why you put a bag over her head.
neither of them are going to win either way, so I don't care too much. everybody knows that ukraine is pure sympathy votes and israel is paid votes, so it's whatever. too bad they are taking the spots from two real entries in the final, but it is what it is
why are you crushing on someone you'll never meet, talk to or know anything about
marketing
try to write s οy next
because they are actually good
i really like ukraine's song, so i have no problem with that. israel however bores me to death
They didn't get kicked because they couldn't follow rules though, but rather because a bunch of other countries threatened to pull out of the competetition if Russia competed
Still cant beat this shit
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when will France send Maitre Gims?
I wish I had ESC-fans to hang out with on an evening like this?
How do you get to know other people who are into the ESC?
Maybe other countries should market more then
I met her in my dreams
the answer is getting a gf, unironically
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Aysel mogs both of them.
and what of the krauts? will we be beating them at least?
befriend normal women for starters
just bet my house on the winner of the televote not being the overall winner
I am gay.
greekbros, do you guys like asteromata? the lyrics are so moving, and greek sounds like a beautiful language. the instrumentals make it more engaging than if it were just a normal ballad imo.
was this 2006 Romanian entry a minor radio hit in your cunt too?
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ESC more like nordics sucking each other off while UK/germany/france eats shit again
do you live in metz
Kino. You have to bring him back when you host it next year
Unironically much better than 90% of the Eurovision shit of the last ten years.
for me it was polina
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No, I live in the Luxembourg now (the capital city) but I'm originally from Paris suburbs
what's a surprise song you think will make it to the top 10
for me it's Portugal and Italy
horrible nose
TORNERO'
TORNERO'
LA MIA VITA TI DARO'
TORNERAI
TORNERAI
MIA PER SEMPRE TU SARAI
apparently it is very high in the odds right now and I hear juries are into it. I personally at all don't understand why
They are both pretty good I think.
Portugal should have had subtitles for its song like we did.
what were they thinking ?
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Stop masturbating
astero-arxidomata reminder
how is luxembourg like? feels like a place only for the filthy rich
i lived in ville de luxembourg for 2 years i could not stand it
winning finally
greekbros, do you guys like asteromata?
It's ok. Barbz with Sirens should have been Greece's entry but lost at the national finals to Asteromata.
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probably knew that they were going to win even before they got on the stage
dat spit string
also checked
we need to forever change esc from the mushy ballad opera contest to the based contest it is now
LAIKA PARTY IN THE SKY
yeah it's a nice song and i think it has a (slim) chance of winning
God I love Estonia 2009
Slow and dark
Native language
Sung by a qt3.14
Kaj all the way
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All the girls loved him and it made me seethe
Yeah me too. 2009 had a lot of great entries
Is that saliva bridging the top and bottom of her mouth?
2003
classic, I remember watching it on TV because Poland finished in 7th place
HHHHHNGHHH SEXOOOOO SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sirens was so half-baked
2025, I'm not forgotten
2021 was a great Eurovision
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Last time I had company while watching ESC was when I had a gf, and this was back in 2022.
Being lonely for 3 years really sucks
They weren't thinking, they were winning.
Ο EL KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABΙ KALOOO POLY KALOOOO
(olympiacos showed the way now its astromatas turn!)
saunabros will win
Meh Azerbaijan with Aysel was better.
I had too, a family member arrived home.
Fucking hate when that happens.
she could do better
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We could have gotten the most kino eurovision entry in history if the estonians weren't such pussies
norway win :)
Absolutely kino eurovision year
How long have you guys been single?
no sticky
you now remember these downies
Your song deserved to win last year
2025 noone remembers me even though i survived unlike the cuckdog but the frenchfags murdered me for no reason
the best. this was peak. not even being biased, the top 10 was full of bangers. finland with blind channel, ukraine with goa, the last russian participant in probably a long time, lithuania with the roop, france and switzerland etc.
and us winning over two french songs was a moment i'll never forget. the last good winner.
I have no idea why we did send this shit.
hello where are the non 2 minutes behind the thread streams?
you now remember stefania
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kek I just realised the song is half as long as any other
Wait the frenchies killed it? Why would they do that?
And even that was too long
try being lonely for 25 years then get back to me
how are you lonely in italy it's italy bro just go outside
GOD I love this song so much. One of the most unique Eurovision entries ever. Folk mixed with modern can often be so peak. Estonia 2009, Ukraine 2021, Moldova 2023, Latvia this year.
will the jews rig it or would that be way too obvious?
scientism craniometry proto-elonitis, instead of testing how long a cat that went to space would live, they decided to test its brain
it's much more complicated than that i'm afraid.
Vote luxembourg. Vote 02
they are already rigging it, which is why israel is practically always guaranteed a spot in the grand finals. rigging can take them to top 5 with a decent entry and top 10 with a shit entry, but rigging so hard that you win would be too much
I love how Ukraine often uses flutes:
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Some kind of traditional instrument?
Not only sex
Babies with her
yeah lol
watch greece finish in the top 10 with a song that wouldnt have made it in the final had it been sung by a different country
finland wins
finland wins
sweden wins
finland still wins
they're gonna give it to austria cause they can't allow a real nigga country to ever win
We need to send Stefania again.
Lots of pro-Israel boomers in my country will vote for Israel because politics
New breaderino
eurovision more like finland vs sweden for the 500th time
Enjoy your stds
Snack reports are needed
(I'm the Luxembourgish guy, I'm answering from my computer so my flag should be France now, lol)
I'm just doing my PhD there since doing a PhD in France is close to impossible (and if you manage to get a temporary contract, you'll end up earning minimum wage), but I cannot stand this country either
nord mafia
wtf i hate france now
they should've sent an ugly animal if they were gonna kill it
No anon
Here's a true gypsy
it's not different from the surrounding countries.
What do you guys think of France's entry this year? Any explanation on why it's been increasing in the odds recently?
hello lads
soulless bugoid