so this is rorke 'dish
/brit/
Paki incel actually having a meltdown cause he gets no fanny and wishes he was a woman kek
pathetic specimen
having a mom is why I despise women
the zoomer spends 30 quid every night on a takeaways and wonders why he cant afford to move out
Why are you so upset about somebody saying something bad about the womenzzzz. Are you a woman? You're genuinely rattled by this.
I’ve got a girlfriend now
i just love hating on little outcast autogynephilic spastics
CORRR
Not really hating is it. You're actually upset aren't you? Why do you keep saying AGP. You a terf or a tranny or something?
this would be weirder if your mum were a man
nth for the gyal x baddiedem
might bake a bread actually
what would you do to them if you met them
mad how smoking 40 a day would cost £140/week in fags alone
£560 a month, mental that there's some people who still do it
i’m a racist tranny hater
hey rorkey boy, do this and you'll feel better about yourself
Ooooh it's a fucking tranny that thinks it's a woman. That's why it's upset lmfao
what do you get out of posting these slags who dont have any interests other than whoring out?
they would wouldnt even look at you in public.
he'd sperg out and drop his spaghetti, hyperventilating
smoking is gay it doesnt even feel good. getting smashed up on booze on the other hand feels mega
So he talks about how the Jannie can't stop him but then his is stopped and doesn't post any further...very curious
really want to lick cum from soogs tits
why do zoomers love this gay self-help shit
Can you imagine your great grandfather's generation seeing this shit? They would beat the fuck out of you.
smokers get mini anxiety attacks when they miss a fag
What’s funny is
All of the brands he mentioned there are companies he’s a sponsor for
smoking is lovely
downloading obsure songs off youtube and using audacity to convert to them to mp3
sound mildly bent lad
They all learn their lesson to not aggravate the good sir janny.
move about, eat healthy, get sunlight etc is just common sense
this salt water bollocks and the like is just shite trying too hard
our great grandfathers generation woke up at 7, ate a big hearty breakfast, did a shift in the mines, had a pint of ale, went home to their wife and 3 kids in a tiny terraced home and had a big dinner then shagged their submissive housewife then did it again the next day
completely different world
you can just download directly as an mp3 with this github.com
it's pointless
use tenacity, audacity was bought out by a corpo
remember, free software is your right
In Norse mythology, Odin hung himself from Yggdrasil (the world tree) for 9 days and 9 nights in order to invent runes
Why do all these guys have a strong homosexual aura
because improving yourself is gay
probably because you're a massive fucking bender hoping that they'll shag the arse off you
nah it’s the chase
reddit spacing fag
that's yer Keir Starmer reversing the winter fuel payments as he realises his popularity has plummeted
bro was runecrafting
for your daily listening
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
Mad how in life there are many ways to lose but few ways to win
my girl mixtral knows
I just get up in the morning and go to work
can't believe i'm shadow banned after the site upgrade
Catberge
here's the thing:
mad how you actually think this way
wish I was a girl so fucking bad
might have a wank
le Cabergé
Hate it when people speak to me like I'm completely retarded at work
Minecraft is an archetypally Aryan, Faustian game
Our Aryan hero, Steve, is alone in a vast untamed world and must remake it to his will, using his wits and grittiness to create and conquer the world around him, eventually descending into the depths of the earth and hell itself, into other dimensions to slay the dragon and free the world. It’s a deeply European story that’s been played out in many mythologies. You can see here not the Greco-Roman idea of perfecting and harmonising civilisation with the natural world around the Apollonian ideals of clarity, light and harmony. Nor the Magian (Perso-Islamo-Judaic) urge for divine union and absolute law and will, the Indic idea of cosmic dissolution or the Chinese Dao. But pure unrelenting Faustian spirit, built around infinite space, the will to power, transcendence and exploration.
You are never losing your virginity
just learned about death in june
got the death in june on
still have no idea what "Faustian" actually means
brown
seen her with her tongue in a black mans arsehole before
it's when you lock tf in
This fellow sent me a follow from London, United Kingdom.
back to r/redscarepod you go
too right mate too right
many such cases
eating slices of ham in bed u mad
nigerian looking ahh nigga
hot
ever take a slice of ham and wrap it around your willoid then wank?
some unc babble
The use of the word ‘Faustian’ when describing the Western culture Spengler explained by pointing out a parallel between the tragic figure of Faust and the Western world. Just as Faust sold his soul to the devil to gain greater power, the Western man sold his soul to technics.
Ultimately, according to Spengler, Western or “Faustian” culture is characterized by its restless thrust toward the infinite and unattainable, or the “conception of mankind as an active, fighting, progressing whole” (165). The Faustian individual “strives to direct the world according to his will” (410). In architecture, the “infinity-seeking” Faustian tendency is most apparent in the endless vertical thrusts of Gothic cathedrals and the “depth-experience” of paintings, in which parallel lines meet in infinity (125). From its inception around 1000 with the Cluniac reforms, the Faustian civilization marked a radical break with its predecessors, the Apollonian (Classical) culture and the Magian (Judeo-Arabic) culture (98). According to Spengler, the differences between Faustian and Apollonian art are instructive: “The Apollonian form-language reveals only the become, the Faustian shows above all a becoming” (139).
...nh but i've stored a slice in my foreskin before
never listened to red scare i just saw a tiktok using all pigs must die and it is very catchy
when are we "taking back" this place sick and tired of foreigners shitting up each and every thread with their off topic nonsense
*looks into a mirror*
so this is Rorke
Catbergs eating my scran!
so what's magian then
anyone fancy wanking over anime pics in discord dm's?
yeah lads, it’s happening
Magi were the priests of the Zoroastrian religion of Persia. It's where we get the word magic.
He’s a good looking fellow.
scran the catberg, see how he likes it
Players: Adele, Anthony Anderson, Trevor Andrew, Jennifer Aniston, Anita, Judd Apatow, Maude Apatow, Antonio Banderas, Kate Beckinsale, Peter Berg, Jeff Bezos, Lucy Boyton, Gerard Butler, Timothée Chalamet, John Cho, Olivia Colman, Sean Combs, Bradley Cooper, Courteney Cox, Darren Criss, Penelope Cruz, Robert De Niro, Lana Del Rey, Laura Dern, Zooey Deschanel, Zoey Deutch, Kaitlyn Dever, Leonardo DiCaprio, Diplo, Snoop Dogg, Natalie Dormer, Adam Driver, Minnie Driver, Billie Eilish, Sara Foster, G-Eazy, Greta Gerwig, Tiffany Haddish, HAIM, Jon Hamm, Chelsea Handler, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, Tony Hawk, Salma Hayek Pinault, Christina Hendricks, Vanessa Hudgens, Kate Hudson, Arianna Huffington, Oscar Isaac, Elton John and David Furnish, Dakota Johnson, Rashida Jones, Khloé Kardashian, Kim Kardashian West, Kourtney Kardashian, Heidi Klum, Ashton Kutcher, Jennifer Lawrence, Adam Levine, Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez, Rami Malek, Leslie Mann, Chrissy Metz, Jennifer Meyer, Miguel, Demi Moore, Olivia Munn, Hari Nef, Anna Paquin, Brad Pitt, Aubrey Plaza, Zac Posen, Florence Pugh, Charlie Puth, Margaret Qualley, Jeremy Renner, Christina Ricci, Nicole Richie, Emma Roberts, Chris Rock, Mark Ruffalo, Josh Safdie, Adam Sandler, Martin Scorsese, Sarah Silverman, Miles Teller, Tessa Thompson, Taika Waititi, The Weeknd, Kanye West, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Kristen Wiig, will.i.am, Rumer Willis, Scout Willis, Tallulah Willis, Rebel Wilson, Zedd and Renée Zellweger.
all me
haram as fuck bro
ah yes
hockey pucks of blood for lunch
Sir Race Winner
paki!
The zoomer simps out when he sees a mid girl with e-girl makeup and says she watched dragonball z once.
would somebody like to make me a "fry up" ?
PHWOARRRR
Can one of you lads get me a coffee, I'm too lazy to do it. Thanks
this nibba eating all the beans lmao
anyone else feel like they have to hit rock bottom before they can make the slightest hint of positive change
what a fucking runt oh my days
why are you getting angry over some lad having a fry up?
oh my days are you gimps getting upset that e-whores are faking everything
we're drifting out of coffee time and into beer time
was literally just thinking about how before i clean my act up and get sober i'm gonna first get absolutely smashed today and maybe do a few cheeky lines
state of that bacon
Other guests not previously mentioned are as follows:
Mila Kunis, Angelina Jolie, Toni Garm, Nicholas Hoult, Ellen DeGeneres, Portia de Rossi, Julia Robert’s, Danny Moder, Matthew McConaughey, Camila Alves, Charlize Theron, Sean Penn, Meryl Streep, Jamie Foxx, Jared Leto, Lupita Nyong’o and Madonna’s children
Homo cromagnum ahhh loking
hey look europe is moving up in the world
watching cdawgva and ironmouse playing through dark souls together x
The venerated wise men of every 105 IQ self-improvement obsessed normalfag
Sam Harris
Jordan Peterson
James Lindsay
maybe Ben Shapiro, although he might be too faggy even for these guys, if such a thing is possible
that’s what bacon looks like before you cook it immigrant bastard
not liking all of these "ahh" posts
currently watching this, makes me sad we never had stuff like this growing up. just safe child friendly tv
euroid cope
love body hair me
it's a sensual delight
When the FUCK does car insurance start to go down? I’m 23 and my bill is still almost as much as it was when I was 17 and just passed even though I have six years NC
Is it because of where I live or something? Drives me fucking mental
most of Western philosophy ultimately originates from Persian wizards who were Aryans from the fallen city of Atlantis
For the slightly lower IQ (~95) we have
Joe Rogan
Alex Jones
Andrew Tate
Elon Musk
goofy ahh nigga
Drives me fucking mental
I see what you did there ;)
damn unc mad asl
Mental how the leader of Iran looks exactly like Sean Connery
What's that about
something really sinister about the song mambo number five
since that's me turned 32 and the oldest one in /brit/ I reckon that makes me in charge
Ok but there’s not tho?
YES THERE IS
I am 38
Sean Connery also said that it's ok to slap women when they're being argumentative, and in Iran they hit women too.
that'll be your age
at 33, mine is 360/yr, 6yr nc
so starmer has basically confirmed been shagging ukrainian twinks? what a fucking faggot, get that flamer out of office asap gay fucking poof cunt
still use their phone number as my password for unimportant stuff
For the slightly lower IQ (~80) we have
Hasan Piker
Steven Bonnell
David Pakman
Sam Seder
Steven Pinker
these ones are mostly better
Based if true
I’m 23
yeah you're still young.
it takes into considering your post code and age.
so you'll be paying lots until you're like 30 years old or move to a rich place :)
might get the md5 of the number and run in through a few credential dumps
see what you've got going on
he'll earn some votes with this information out xx
if english identity becomes stronger the farther north you go in england, do the people on either side of the england-scotland border loathe each other?
Peep Show was the last time Britain made anything funny.
Very good to see Steven ahh Pinker in the low IQ list.
um
was excited to watch 28 Years Later but realized i could just look at the current state of Britain and it'd be the same thing
the last funny thing the yanks made was.....uh......umm.....
Peep Show and The Office (UK version obviously) appeal mostly to foreigners who like to larp as Brits. Nobody here with a brain watches that shit.
you forgot about the eric andre show
don't care. it's funny. deal with it
Seinfeld
Grim. I live in an OK area of Greater Manchester but we don’t have a garage or anything. My older brother (27) pays far less than me with the same company so I’m hoping it goes down soon.
rank them all in order, both photos
top > bottom
why can't old people learn new things?
My dadberg still calls Arsenal's stadium Highbury despite them not playing there for 20 years
this is one of 10,000 examples
he's a bloody FOOL
mostonlad?
time is a cruel thing
Since the year 2000 Americans have spent around 10 billion dollars on lobbying, campaigning, and advocacy for... anti-abortion. Imagine all that effort and money wasted for the shittest cause imaginable.
let's see if you still call things by the original name you learned when you turn 15 you utter child
they're happier than you'll be at that age if you're even alive
why do old people insist on dressing like old people?
Like I'm not saying the lasses should be wearing miniskirts - but their fashion choice couldn't be uglier if they tried.
Especially that daft bint on the right. The fuck is she thinking? It looks like a curtain.
Bizarre.
Sam Harris is moderately smart, the rest are not
yeh but they look fucking vile and when they were young they looked fit, no sane human would want to live to that age lol
canoodling with the cat
asl
25/M/UK. You?
Forgot how much of a scam car insurance was in the UK
The M6 motorway in 1964.
unc think he on the team
they think the ai image is real
oh dear oh deary me
Costa with the gf later x
Stupid annoying no life sad sack cunt. You're here all day every day of the week going on about incel this rorke that smelly bedroom this. All fucking day because this is your entire life.
del sol?
i thought unc meant uncle but zoomers say it means uncomfortasble
just recently turned 20 me x
Rorke seething in his smelly bedroom because others are talking about him
can’t believe I let the ex treat me like that.
no the coffee shop
nice. every time i've driven on the m6 i've been stuck in massive queues. we need to go back to a population of 50 million
I am currently nude.
got that unc wisdom on the blowhorn
youtube.com
i thought rorke was a lad?
so cute seeing boomers trying to decipher our zoomer lingo xx
prove it
You live and learn. As long as you learn the right lessons
Not only less people, but less car owners and road freight
Aryan as fuck.
lads
Been on a bit of a pauper diet from Mon-Fri night
Had a nice bowl of pesto pasta last night (with veggies)
Genuinely one of the nicest meals I've had in months, perhaps years?
If you want the rainbow you must have the rain init.
Eating rabbit food for 4.5 days makes an actual nice meal taste like fucking caviar.
Had I been eating normally it would have been meh.
Tolerate the rain so that rainbow is that much more sweet.
Oh no I’m not falling for that again!
I’ve worked in hospitality for 20 years and it gets madder every week
Been in one of my venues for 20 minutes.
— Seen a table try and bring a maccies into a place that sells food - and say it’s weird we won’t allow that
— One table asked can a member of staff to go and get them some sun cream off an Uber driver
— Next table asked for scampi, we don’t sell it “sorry I mean a steak pie”
well slap my ass and call me sally!
is this more up your speed rorke?
You lads should try getting gfs
It’s very life-affirming
He's gone...
my cat is my gf and she's perfect
My standards are too high
nobody wants me
would hate working anything customer facing because of retards like this, who then will leave a 1 star review
I remember working in a pharmacy for 2 summers in a row and having a litany of mildly amusing tidbits like this
Saw my first ever tranny once and unironically called him sir by accident
big brexit geezer came in and screamed at me for serving the people that came in before him
Some womna in her 50s came in wanting constipation pills but she kept talking in riddles and was ashamed to admit what she actually desired (talking about regularness and all kinds of nonsense code to hide her shame)
had a mum came in with her daughter once nad she bought literally all of our condoms. pharmacyberg couldn't believe it when I told him
never action movie stuff but some mildly interesting shite comes with dealing with customers
Was thinking the other day, if cars were invented now there is no way they would let the average person drive a 1+ ton machine that could go over 100mph. They would ban it as a totally dangerous, unhinged and unrealistic idea. Leftypol and John Oliver would sneer as the thought of plebs driving cars.
And that is why we will never have flying cars until they're piloted by AIberg
I was naive and I’m pissed off at myself for showing it
1432
3214
The Smith - Strangeway Here I Come
quitting the tube because his kids are getting negative exposure
going to focus on building his kid's youtube channels
Err..
>Some womna in her 50s came in wanting constipation pills but she kept talking in riddles and was ashamed to admit what she actually desired (talking about regularness and all kinds of nonsense code to hide her shame)
screaming
Interesting
I thought this too my friend
Why doesn't Spaino post here anymore? :/...
Can't see atheism winning long term tbqh
hey creg, pass me the arugula
You can’t see reason and science winning over silly fairy tales?
right then
I think atheism was winning a lot more in the early 2010s than it is these days
Seems like religiosity is more rebellious these days and it's making a comeback (and I don't say that with enthusiasm)
If only there was a way to amalgamate the community nature of religion without all the superstitious nonsense
beer out of the freezer and into the fridge
almost time to start cooking
any film recommendations?
He's moved into greener pastures
i'm struggling to process the order of these statements
Atheists are depressive homos who don't breed, whilst illiterate rural pakis have like 9 kids each
alri
Nice 'berg
Cringe
Based
If only there was a way to amalgamate the community nature of religion without all the superstitious nonsense
Maybe Dawkins would like such an idea, because he describes himself as a cultural Christian, admiring some of the cultural aspects of Christianity. He just doesn't believe that Christianity is true.
i want to have a cold beer while cooking and i want to have a film on in the background
Finna toke up on that kief richards
Reform councillors, Charles Pugsley, aged 19, and Joseph Boam, aged 22
too skint to buy cheap drinks this night is going to shit
ah i see. i recommend watching True Romance (not a romance) as a background movie while cooking.
Atheism is winning
But they don't reproduce. Theists do. Some theist children will decide not to believe, chop their bollocks off and that's the end of them.
you haven't got £1.50 for one of these?
Good to see young Englishmen on the march
not that cheap in the khan’s city
It's funny how you tell Rorke that religion is declining and he starts talking about his favourite subject: transsexuals
the lads
Ive got the fingerspitzengëfuhl you see
10 months in jail for saying rape is bad
nice
cheapest alcohol is cider by weight
find some coins down the back of the setee get one of those 2l bottles
If you are reading this I wanna let you know that you are loved, you are valued, and you are appreciated, even if it don’t always feel like it.
Religion must remain an outlet for people who say to themselves, 'I am not the kind of person I want to be.'
mate if you come to elephant and castle i will get you a pack of four
ktim
nobody care me
are you latino by any chance?
if so please don’t kill me
no but i am actually off out to drink myself in the elephant pub
your stupid loser
Erm, where's the /cum/?
Im not seeing it in the 'log
You can’t see reason and science winning over silly fairy tales?
nope.
human faith is stronger than any of that. i'm an atheist but have you ever tried to win someone over who believes something 100%?
You cant win, which is why islam will dominate.
im too late to get on the rock climbing trend but what's next
lad
fidget spinners
they're the next big thing
trust me
invest now
here u go hun
*spaffs multiple ropes of hot cum*
new
Love me some sumo.
youtu.be
you should be sectioned and drugged into a stupor for the rest of your miserable pathetic existence
Eurovision playing there?
too early chud
You got him over the line mate
ignore this prat
NFTs are about to kick off big time
Constructing a poobert