/brit/

sniffing

uuuuugh my tummy is so bubbly...

Sir Keir 'There Ain't No Black In The Union Jack' Starmer

why must drunk women scream

return to monke

XD

no kids

*punches you in the gut*

Feel a fart coming on lads get ready

does she.... you know

um that was rude

better be good

she looks like shes slurping on a .... well you know

Sir Keir 'Fourth Reich' Starmer

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

aids

Maybe above the average filthy human?

what was it

XD

Lucy Liu. Perfection.

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a bloke bumming a tranny

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What was it

sat on my nuts

a bloke bumming a tranny

Do none of you have Anon Babble X

gonna go for a walk tomorrow and listen to some podcasts about alexander the great. have only got 1 more year to equal his life or i'm a failure.

it's her transbian gf doing the bumming xx

i have Anon Babble x

she can stab me in the shoulder with a fork i really don't care

anime

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I have no options

nigga name is keir

genuinely it baffles me that people like edinburgh

unusable without it

prime sophie dee had such a peng minge

what’s wrong with it
better than glasgow that’s for sure

prove it

belter. my right ear got a good whiff

The lap

also a fat fucking arse made to be fucked innit

Dying over that fart lmfao

Not true.

Prefer Glasgow

It looked Slavic

Ok Lucy Liu, I WILL have sex with you!!

spent last hour procrastinating on doing the washing up
will only take me 10 minutes but just cba

always howl at this

Nah, it's just me.

LMAO HE FRUITY

love when I do a wee after morning tea and it smells like coffee

I wish you a pleasant evening.

Papatu

hmm doesn't sound quite right that

screaming at an ant along the sidewalk

Me leaving the pub after drunkenly chatting up barmaids and being a pest

are trenches still the best way to conduct conventional warfare?

Baby

Well they're using them in Ukraine so suppose under certain circumstances m, yes

You think trenches are still effective when drones are a thing? Lol

ant bit me toe oh fuck im done for

voca.ro/1kY26k3xYGGd

LMFAO I couldnt hold in the laughter, biggest fart yet

Europeans WILL worship my cock

I am in my room

Not true.

The sequel

imagine sitting in the middle of both and them showing them my average size cock

Creasing

I'm a tier one operator. I ain't going in no stinking trench.

Bro wishes to be Norwegian

Kek

that fart had some psi behind it

just reminisced on my first time playing WoW as a kid and got chills

farting to my heart's content

Stfu

This is it - the worst gimmick to have graced this general. Maybe the next gimmick will be people recording their burps or something equally as entertaining.

You gotta burn

lighten up

this is a leftypol couple
that bloke has a reddit account where he posts about his "smoking hot wife"

seethe zoomoid

mark corrigan ahh post

scfremaigng

This shit is quite annoying

so are you desu

voca.ro/1hqKuCfph6m9

Fucking dying not creased so hard in years

I am the one who teaches the right path

Light skinned women
Nice chebs

Laughed so hard I hurt my chest holy fuck. I'll keep the farts coming lads.

Starmer is based as fuck now you better be there for it

you might be right
leftypol breeds
rorke seethes

Why are you choking me bro?

Rorke posting his farts again?

fucking hell
she MUST have some sort of syndrome
either that or she's 30 years older than him

hmmm, lets check the data on marriage and parenthood by political alignment i'm sure it will corroborate what you say :)

Sent that incel flying

in gta 6 there's some missions that require you to go back to liberty city, that's why they're releasing the gta 4 remaster this year

wonder what gok wan's up to these days

which button makes you do a 15 second shoe tying animation

yer da works for rockstar does he

any other catastrophically retarded man in?

My dick goes erect

ok, gok wan, but what about gok two?
exactly.

Yeah me
Only just realised I'm retarded as well
Quite a tough pill to swallow

voca.ro/1lVDd2qiMbEw

They just keep coming, whopper this one

Grab the head and show them

Headache from laughing lads, can't do any more at this point. It'd kill me. I'd deflate.

I wouldn't classify you

彼は今私の銀行です

Some good farts tonight lads

Yeah, man.

DO NOT LOOK ON THE 'LOG RIGHT NOW

Only just realised I'm retarded as well

ktim
oh, what a mess I've made of my life

Tres chic

I wish you a pleasant evening.

What else did you think I was saving?

only moderately retarded, me

I had the idea.

do people still think feminism helped women and society

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Chicken's nice and spicy

mikey sama

tarantino casted this chinese lady to play a japanese character in kill bill, nigga doesn't give a fuck

if this dude would have won WW2 you wouldnt even mind shitposting racist stuff online

now you have to worry to get arrested or get your home searched by 15 years old looking cringe bong cops
youtu.be/8nZCiwtRK0I?si=jNqpSeLgQ78VSMQp
sad

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Boku no pikey

okay, so he was drug-crazed nazi transvestite, but at least we could’ve gone dancing

imagine slandering people you have never spoken to before on a burmese balloon bouncing forum

Is it just me or is Anon Babble a lot noncier than it use to be? It never had a great reputation, but now it feels like there's a nonce every thread

you do not belong on /brit/
leave now

i've never met bush either but i still know he was a bad president

That's everything tbf

starmers are bro tier

ella purnell not really fit but she has big eyes so it's a lil cute

bush and Herman Goering are the same person

you are a goofy goyim of the first magnitude

sipping on a glass of wild turkey
got the espadrilles on
comfy

I want to teach 4 year old indonesian girls english language

the singular is goy

Anon Babble has a dipropionate number of

autists

losers

ageing millenials

virgins

And is currently losing it's userbase. As such the average Anon is getting more and more pathetic as everyone even vaguely normal leaves. Ergo, a lot more nonces (proportionally) than previously.

wheres the bloke love

this also helps to explain why everyone here is also more bitter, cruel and vindictive than they use to be

nigga said ergo

Eh, don't see reddit or instagram getting any noncier.

That's all I need in life. Average brunette bird who loves me

pretty average yeah

9/10 face with a 3/10 nose

Boring cunt, only lasted 20 seconds.

Rubbish
She’s a 1in a million tier beauty

I'm a proud member of a paki grooming gang

Large set of chebs stepping off the school bus.

Alri Sadiq

Care providers predict up to 50,000 vacancies in the sector due to Starmer’s immigration clampdown

*rorke

The driver?

nah
/brit/ on other hand has become much noncier due to the bradleybaiting gimmicks and AI spam

Cant trust a man who wont admit how fit they are

ktim

leavers 24 jumper

do you even get slutty schoolgirls in tights in yankland?

I work in a shop and they come in every morning

given his face is on camera, we should be seeing him in prison with a ten year sentence by the end of the week, right lads? right? that's how keir works now, right lads?

been friendless and without a girlfriend for so long by this point that I legitimately doubt I'll ever be normal
haven't had a close friend since I was 16 and never had a girlfriend and I'm now 25. that's 9 years of social development that I've missed out on. How can I ever dream of being normal when I have the maturity of a Year 11 student?

doing a CUNT uni assignment

Mate it's unreal. Tiktok has brought back goth girls.

rorke

leftypol

rasheed

I'm 28. Never had a girlfriend. Friends have come and gone. I have one friend who I sometimes meet for a pint. That's about it. It is what it is. It's my own fault. I could have much more. but mental elf, innit

Do you at least earn decent money/have a good career path?

rorke using nitter

sort of
it's not going to give me generational wealth, but it's enough that if I'm not a retard I could retire reasonably early

gaylad

cody's parents spending $60k a semester to send him to university of delaware so he can come home with a gangrenous cattle iron brand

Not even close mate, you never knew what you missed out on because you never got close. I haven't had a friend since I was 16-18. Even then, I was awkward with them and felt like an outcast. I had a thing with a girl at age 21 or so and couldn't get hard two night in a row, never spoke to her again. I had a very loving but completely non-physical LDR from 23-26 or so, which is worse than not having it at all. I'm 28 now, I don't go anywhere or talk to anyone.

well I'm in the same situation but with a dead end job so stop crying

Shine on you crazy diamond

I had a very loving but completely non-physical LDR from 23-26

how does this happen?

watching dirk gently

mental how crypto just loses and gains 20% every several months with fail

mmm yes very natural definitely no exploitation of laundering going on here

Good lad

Only time I ever brought a girl back home my dad kept on making really sexist remarks at her and my mum insisted on us sleeping in different rooms. Was 22 at the time and haven't brought one back since.

ummm lad.... bottom right

It's bait, same icon as last time someone did this

HE'S BACK

dirk gently

The Stephen Mangan version, I hope.

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not bait, look at the time

Rorkes on the loose

Everything by Douglas Adams is insufferable reddit shite anyway.

Shagger dad, virgin mum

did you know elephants can stand on thinner ice than humans can (if they are standing still) because they have much bigger feets so the pressure is actually lower while stationary

We are good, buddy.

Whoops wrong pic sorry x

Slava Ukraini

we've all been here before

Slava Ukraini

fucks sake going to have nightmares now

Don't copy me, Amenhotep

Nah, I will do.

nigga never left /brit/

just going add my 2 cents before i head to bed ... the egyptian has been the heart and soul of /brit/ of late ...

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Up to $39 from my initial $10 deposited on a Poker site. I just like playing poker, not really bothered about gambling. But people on free sites don't play properly.

Might buy some Warhammer when I cash out.

Let's make out.

corr get it doon ye

He is a fucking mutt

HAGGIS!!!!

The son of bitch deserves a painful death

Ey Johnny tell 'em what Haggis is

I want god's head

There was a reason...

He’s editor of the spectator now

You make no sense, buddy.

Any other /born to rvle/ man in? Reckon I'd give Pablo Escobar a run for his money as a kingpin

mad how everyone rates the beaches in california even though they have these things there

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Bloody bastard

listening to the 'nescence

spamming/flooding

I will knock him in the fucking bathroom

I will dick his fucking head

more of a 'this post violates united states law' kind of guy myself

My heart

Hate when you don't need to poo then you get that horrible pre shit itch

You are the scientist here

What do you mean how? You talk to someone every day over the phone and through video calls every day throughout your life and actives, they do the same, and know them more than you would a best friend, but never actually end up meeting in person before it ends because you are in different countries. It's quite nice really because you know the whole thing is grounded in love. Literally everything bar the physical part of a normal relationship. Probably will never have anything close to it again.

leftypol cares more about this bloke's feelings than those of the women and children he bullied and abused

Can

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Don't really hear anything about Jack Monroe now do you?

Seemed like an absolute grifter with tall tales about boiling down soap to make shampoo whilst being on ITV Loose Women and raking in donations

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he was actually a rorke making a statement about something

Open Eye Signal

insane tune
sounds so fucking mental when on ritalin as well

imagine michael gove sucking the tip of your bellend with his big fish lips

He is actually a whore

prefer eye contact with my blowies and with gove-o that is just not possible

Canadian Excellence

Mega

Anyone like this wee pic I took

aye mate ats a lovely wee pic

*goes into the group chat that has everyone but you*
you lads see that mong's gay wee pic? haha what a gay

Instead of being a retarded tomorrow, be a brilliant!

Farsoseebeowulf

oot ae order lad. kek

remember when David Starkey got cancelled for saying "damn blacks"

being a brilliant tomorrow starts with getting a good nights sleep tonight

uhh let me be clear uhh yes we can!

nobody ever proved him wrong though

Always been

fucking sick of freaks being allowed to just roam around, it's common sense these people should be treated in asylum or told to knock it off if it's some kind of act/fetish but instead we let them wander around freely because muh human rights and if we do something about nonces we'll be nazi germany tomorrow,

bloody seethinjg i am

A 1000 year

Such thing worth slitting my throat in the bathroom

you should lad x

just jumped a thousand feet in the air

Raining blood

aye calm down slayer

looked in the mirror did we

Ok.

didnt see any mirrors up there lad

XD

Fuck you.