Out of Canada Theory edition
/cum/ - canada usa mexico
They don't understand the things I say on Twitter
I don’t know, my personality is just completely different now because instead of going to parties or camping in an abandoned gas station I went to church and rodeos
Now I dress and act like I’m some boring Flyoveristani
why is there even a brazilian ITT every day
The out of africa theory was debunked by chinese researchers after a great deal of time and money was paid to them to say so. Try again lefty scum
I live in the USA
clearly you don't if your flag is brazilian, and even if you're brazilian living in the USA you're still brazilian
have you disappointed your parents?
And??????? international board??????
Dad abandoned me, mom is mentally unhealthy. My family is a bit of a trainwreck so I'm tolerated just fine for being a loser as opposed to actively destructive
clearly you don't if your flag is brazilian
what is summer vacation for 400??????????
Jason
Slowpoke
I have mexico filtered because of goshpedo
if you're going to post in a country-specific general you need to actually make quality posts or else you'll be unwelcome. only Canadian, American, and Mexican posters can shitpost with impunity here. this is a private club and you're here because we tolerate it. one phone call to janny and you're OUTTA HERE.
I hear my dad groaning loudly and saying "lord why is he like this"
Like 1/3 done with community service
was a good wageoid now I'm gonna have a bit of a smoke
Their dirty faces pressed on the windows
Shattered glass before their eyes
There's a mad dog barking in a burned out subway
Where the sniper sleeps at night
No birthday songs
to sing again
Just bricks and stones
to give them
Wrap them up
IN YOUR FATHER'S FLAGS
And let them cry to heaven
Why
We need to bring back the colored clear plastic from the 00s
Who the hell do you think you are, you twit? The friggin' Emperor of the Global Bullshit Board? I'm unleashing my shark-toothed lawyers on your sorry ass, and they'll sue you into next century! You'll be hocking your grandma's dentures and your shitty trailer just to pay the legal fees, you absolute KEK!!!
Had a sleepover at my friend's house when I was 12 and remember hearing his mom and dad fucking pretty hard. She was moaning and he was grunting like a bear snuffling through a log for beetles.
We need to bring back Lindsey Lohan and Lizzie Mcguire
lindsay and Hillary are both still alive
This new pope is very nontrad. Baseball card? Really?
May as well be protestant
lindsay and Hillary are both still alive
But they're dead inside and out
Trump is alright in my book.
Hocking up globules
It's easy to hate the blacks, but do you have enough courage to hate the italians?
Well if he's alright with you then he's alright with me
another garbage post. Duff is P E A K mommy milf material
you're fuckin up Brazil.
had nothing but good experiences with italians
(t. not terrone/d'stefano)
That's pretty alright
Yeah Hillary duff doesn't seem like she was sex trafficked through casting agency hell like most child stars
When I thought ashley tisdale or paris hilton were hot back in the 00s as a kid
The country has gotten worse ever since we started letting Italians in
Victoria Justice for me
ashley tisdale WAS hot back in the day
*Venezuelans
It started when the Italians were let in
It was a slippery slope
i don't think she was honestly, she's well adjusted and has a normal life with a family at this point.
some of the others, like Amanda Bynes, are completely fukt.
perfect fuckdoll
MOMMY
Making green baked ziti
I’d never go where Dan Schneider was
yeah she got into amazing shape, 100% Grade A MILF
The video that ended Anon Babble
youtu.be
She got that tattoo removed recently
WOKE UP THIS MORNIN', GOT YOURSELF A GUN
YOUR MAMA ALWAYS SAID YOU'D BE THE CHOSEN ONE
SHE SAID, "YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION, YOU GOT TO BURN TO SHINE"
BUT YOU WERE BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN WITH A BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES
WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNIN' AND ALL THAT LOVE HAD GONE
YOUR PAPA NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT RIGHT AND WRONG
HEY, BUT YOU'RE, BUT YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD, BABY
I BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE FEELIN' FINE, SHAME ABOUT IT
BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN WITH BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES, SO SING IT NOW
Her nudes are peak
should've gotten her whole head removed
Amanda Bynes is a MESS. a big fat MESS. unlike HilDuff who is not only a hot mommy MILF but a 2A enjoyer as well. i don't think she could get any more based unless she was OC'ing a Beretta.
who you got in the cuck-off
GABAGOL hey Tone
why english fags say and write christ name as jesus (pronounced yeesoos) instead of joshua which is the actual evolution of yeshua in modern english?
you guys are just saying in it in spanish
great rack
Your father. He's the eight-time world champion.
The English Jesus comes from the Latin Iēsūs not yeshua
counterpoint: say joshua christ and people will think you're either an atheist, a faggot, or both
fast forward to now
Canada’s a commie hellscape, Trudeau’s got his blackface brigade taxing air molecules
meanwhile, Trump’s out here, 2025, promising to Make America Great Again 2: Electric Boogaloo
rumor on X says Trump’s secretly Canadian, born in a Winnipeg igloo
”Out of Canada” explains his galaxy-tier confidence, only a Canuck could flex that hard
he’s gonna build a wall around Quebec and make Ontario pay for it
tfw Canada’s the cradle of humanity but also gave us Justin Bieber
tfw Trump might be the last hope to liberate the Great White North from its own soy overdose
post this, get called a leaf shill, banned for mooseposting
worth it fuck a duck
Because modern Christianity was actually created by the Greeks and the Greek for is Iesous
modern Christianity was actually created by the Greeks
The main goal of the early Christian leaders was to convert the Greeks
Communion is actually based on Greek tradition
ok but the roman catholic church is the basic of catholicism, which the orthodox branch split from. Calling it the root of modern christianity is wrong
Mexico.
I like the new Brazilian anon more than the other one who only complained about his inceldom and told us about his gooning habits.
I want to know the reason
I'm the shitposter spammer that spoke in german with you with the us flag I'm just here for summer vacation but I fucking love the icelandic from iceland
Time with the ducks is time well spent
Are you having fun?
sexo with cute brown boys
It's Mexico. You and I both know there's no reason
all this fucking dolled up influencers are married to narcos or small time drug dealers, i literally dont care for this
I took pictures of a sleeping duck today you wanna see em
Are you having fun?
No. All of my "friends" live in the US and I don't have a girlfriend. SO I'M HERE ALONE FOR 3 MONTHS FUCK!!!
those are Mallards
Catholicism split from Orthodoxy not the other way around beaner
You're a mallard
Malllards are ducks, they're in the same genus
had instant noodles with 2 boiled eggs for breakfast
eating micro plastics
Find a Brazilian girlfriend
Bros a box just showed up. What could be inside?
I know, just saying they're Mallards
I am definitely not but I do have a wooden one with a little back lid and I store spare change inside of him.
had instant cancer with 2 boiled eggs for breakfast
ftfy
Dolphins are a type of whale but killer whales are actually dolphins
dildo
The ducks symbolize why incels will never "win" in nature. Ducks stay together, socialize, and enjoy each other's company. Ducklings follow their parents and interact with sibling and friend ducks. These social bonds lead other ducks to introduce them to potential mates (or duck "girlfriends"). This is why the "incel duck theory" has such a solid grounding.
Nonsense
The Greek Orthodox Church, part of the larger Eastern Orthodox Church, has a history tracing back to the first century A.D. when the Apostles founded churches in the Balkans and the Middle East
so after Paul had founded the church in Rome
The ducks symbolize your fear of losing your family Tony.
incel ducks team up to rape females
Brad Pitt’s wife’s head
Wrong
what would you do if i released my jizzum into your mothers womb
Find a Brazilian girlfriend
I'm tindermaxxxing but no luck
Fuck spinster in retaliation
niggas arguing about fictional stories
Bro go out and party and mingle. Brazilian girls love to be flirted with.
I wish I could scream aloud NHH!!! but if I do I'll go to jail in this shit hole
Anon just conveniently has a webm of Mallard gang rape
we all just mammals
Tinder has a version you can join that’s just for college students and most of the really good looking girls are on there
Bro go out and party
with whom??????????????
Brazilian girls love to be flirted with
just be chad bruh
Tinder has a version you can join that’s just for college students and most of the really good looking girls are on there
REALLY? I didn't know THAT! I'll definitely check it out when I get back! Thank you!
You ugly or what? What race are you? Bro youre in Brazil, go to a club or bar
opposite of what destroyed entire internet and possibly society is saving tinder
Interesting
It’s called Tinder U
Used to use it when I was in college but I graduated 4 years ago
Rape is so prevalent with mallards females evolved a corkscrew like vagina with false ends to waste the sperm of unwanted rapists (which is selection pressure). Males counter by having longer and longer pseudo penises. Evolutionary arms race for intraspecies rape (although mallards do often rape other species and even dead mallards). Makes you think huh?
why does the hallway beep
every time a idf soldier gets killed god smiles
ghetto chirp
You ugly or what?
No
What race are you?
"white"
Bro youre in Brazil, go to a club or bar
If you go alone you're a fucking incel and the girls will all fucking hate you
thank you for the heads up I need to get a girlfriend I'm fucking tired of being an incel virgin like the guys in /cum/ FUCK A DUCK!!!
this but poor people and loudly complaining on the phone all day
Actually he smiles when idf and palestinans get killed, muzzies and jews need to get out
bitch has a trick ass pussy to waste loads from rapists with their elephant cummers
jfc i did NOT need to know any of this
t.
I'm so hungry I could eat a nothern pintail
N is the 14th letter of the alphabet
H is the 8th letter of the alphabet
Make of that what you will
you want to kill jews?
uhm you must be a jew
you’re a Jew for saying God likes dead Jews
Terrone you’re not beating the kike allegations the attempts at obfuscation are too obvious
Women won't care about you being alone unless you're a creep, but you do sound like a spastic so idk
Watch out or Terrone is gonna get pissed and start ranting about so-called “genocide” of the so-called “people” of Gaza
idk why he'd do that he's jewish. need to find some prime IDF breeding stock for myself.
>you’re a Jew for saying God likes dead Jews
Terrone you’re not beating the kike allegations the attempts at obfuscation are too obvious
Nick Fuentes says people who say that they don't support neither Israel or Palestine are proto-zionists and I agree with him
Women won't care about you being alone unless
Lmfao zoomer girls fucking hate loners for zoomers you need to be surrounded by attention and instagram likes
fuck a duck!!!
You're a pedophile and no one likes you
anti-Zionist Jew
Gas Israel and Palestine
Repopulate with Christian Arabs
Why do you keep saying fuck a duck
Didn't go to the gym award
this is what the average jewish woman looks like
Canada is late-stage liberalism
I don't know Americans like to say that when they're bummed out and It's funny
I have never heard that once in my life but you should go out and try talking to girls, I think it won't be as bad as you assume as long as you go presentably
This is what the average Jewish man looks like
Leftypol weeps for Gaza but not a word to acknowledge the genocide of white americans
Please stop spamming this dead eyed brownoid
it's actually mid-wave fascism at this point.
He considers himself white
I want both to stop
jews are responsible for both
these guys literally think non jews are not human beings
holy fuck. it's insane how many people neglect basic personal hygiene and don't even wash their face. i get some people have oily skin but this nigga is filthy, look at those blackheads. i could fry an egg on that fucker's face.
Being pushed to your knees feels good...
Was reading about the Copts, i.e. actual Egyptians, the other day. Crazy when Egypt was still Egyptian it was Christian
i was 19 years old when i took this picture...
Like mother like son
I only kneel for my Christ, my Lord
oh nevermind then, i didn't realize soap and wash cloths hadn't been invented at that time.
Arabs in Egypt get butthurt that Copts claim to be the direct descendants of the ancient Egyptians because they say they are too while also claiming to be 10000% Arab
I kneel to worship my bf's cock
You are Mexican. Your parents went to the US from southern Mexico on a Donkey back in 1994
Low quality posts are a reportable offense, not that I would do such a thing
Terrone is now trying to distance himself from the Dstefano persona
parodys of previous posts made are actually high quality
I like /cum/ e celebs but both of these people are boring and wastes of the post count
sexo con mejican cummy bummy
who the fuck is terrone? You niggas get a new thread celebrity once a week at least
me later
thread's so fucking boring now lmk when iceland posts he posts way too fucking late and here we're 2 hours ahead!!!
Don't speak to women with exclamation points or say fuck a duck to them ok
where's texass
heres what jewish women actually look like
Charlie, aka Terrone, aka siciliANO has been around for years. If you can't believe how dumb a string of posts is there is a good chance it's him
gooning is a thought in my mind
Dibs on 9
new
He’s been here since like 2016 (wow so he’s a 2016 tourist??)
What if I splashed goon on you
I went to a meeting from the retail club at university, where this very cute redhead sat next to me and seemed interested, engaging in small talk. However, at the next meeting, she completely ignored me. Suffice it to say, the experience was very traumatizing.
i thought Charlie Malaponte stopped posting on Anon Babble years ago when he accidentally doxxed himself on /brit/
what did people do when they were horny before porn existed
*Hugs* she just wasn't the one. You have to keep trying. Captcha vrgns
terrone is the greasiest of heebs
Buy nudie mags or go to movie theaters
I think he thought it was safe and people forgot about him so he posted his face again because he just can’t resist showing us how Sephardic he looks
Rape your ancestors
XD
That's porn stupid. Fuck I hate you motherfuckers so damn much sometimes. AHHHHHH
men weren't as horny
porn makes you more horny and fucks up your brain
women don't really watch porn
Checking the archives shows that Charlie Malaponte apparently has reappeared in /Brit/
Like the other poster said, they would fuck their cousins and this is how you came about
jerk off publicly
fuck a prostitute
rape their servant if they had one
quite literally have not drunk any water today
Not remotely the case, he's still here frequently
I miss Mihai
This is the whale he bragged about having sex with
I’ve genuinely never even liked a fat bitch on Tinder
Who gives a fuck
Porn has always existed in some form
It's funny to me how up until the 19th century, obesity used to be seen as a sign of high status. I mean I understand why but it's still funny
I son't think that's true. Seems like everyone has diametrically opposed opinions on porn and what it does or doesn't do
Risk
Did you get this from Anon Babble
What?
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
Pale skin was seen as high status until the mid 20th century (it still is in Asia)
This but unironically, duck rape is so common that the dicks have evolved to rape and the vaginas have evolved to not take cum from a mallard who rapes her. Not even joking, we talked about it my undergrad evolution course
if you had a shred of intellectual curiosity it would be as familiar as mickey mouse
It's the exact same image
you're right, he did
I'm a workaholic/masochistic. I need to constantly distract myself with something otherwise i feel like shit
gonna do a small amount of dude
camptown ladies sing a song
During that whole “Roman empire” meme a girl tried to tell me she liked history but didn’t know a fucking thing about the Sumerians and couldn’t even talk about the Assyrians or Babylonians
Fake bitches
only freedom from suffering is being trapped in more mild suffering
It do be like that sometimes
women do not have hobbies or interests
maybe she was into the civil war
I think less of you if you don’t recognize the term Peleset
based diddy. certified FREAK
Licking out a hummus container
this is the last thread i am going to make for /cum/ because last time i made a thread files.catbox.moe
but remember haters ya'll posted in this thread and it will be the last thread i ever make for this general and y'all posted on it :)
Gonna make 90 bucks doing platelets tomorrow
If you go anywhere the thread will become /cu/
On interpals there was a girl who said on her profile that she was studying classic Chinese literature and I asked her if she's read romance of the three kingdoms and she said "no Im not into things like that"
History is a nebulius subject and someone can easily be an expert in one part of it and largely clueless about another part
he did hold the freak offs to see if anyone could outfreak him after all
The more shitty i feel the more i push myself to work as hard as possible. like just nonstop working even when i dont have to
Cause when i'm finally free from work I realize how empty and shit my life is
I wonder if all married couples get into freaky shit over time
You can be an expert in a field but a real history fan should know about all parts at least generally
Coffee makes me insanely horny. I need to stop drinking it because i end up masturbating for like hours on end
package should be in my hands tomorrow im so excited
Yeah. This sounds really woo woo but maybe see if you can find a life coach or just some semi-"qualified" outsider to give advice on how to break free
The Uyghurs used to be the masters of the Steppe and BTFO China many times
This is why the Han still seethes
The Uyghurs are Saiyan's and the Han is Frieza
Dunkin Macchiatos specifically did that for me. I only had 3 or 4 ever but every single time I was gooned out on par with actual drugs like weed or something. Their espresso doesn't hit like that for me...
I'd rather just work myself to death desu
I tried dating a FOB Chinese girl but they act like you’re a rapist barbarian
Okay name every history
how do you cope with the fact that you'll never be White, bros?
There’s only one, retard
It’s that book by Herodotus
Alright, enjoy
spent the entire day outside without deodorant my pheromones are going crazy
This should be easy by your standards
Already answered the question
Dunkin Macchiatos specifically did that for me. I only had 3 or 4 ever but every single time I was gooned out on par with actual drugs like weed
I was just having black coffee but there's this weird threshold where the first two cups don't have any effect, but once I reach 3-4 it activates the goon impulse and i start jerking off non-stop
Like some kind of pavlovian conditioned rat..
wtf
I'm all for gatekeeping but you should be a real history fan if you're going to do it
hehe
her tits flopping majorly
Ask an actual question then instead of “name every history,” retard
Your retarded question’s only answer is Histories by Herodotus
Very feminine butthurt energy emanating from your post
You're not a real incel fuck you
I was an incel from the ages of 0 to 17 then a black girl stole it from me
I'm a truecel. I have never been kissed, held hands, hugged a girl, or had sex. I have never had a conversation with a woman outside of work or school, I have never had a female friend, I have never even flirted with a girl.
I was never an incel. The first time i pursued someone she said yes
already seething
Typical unmasked historylet
Ummm the only thing named History is a book by Herodotus this being every History
Too ESL to properly word your question?
I want to have a harem of beautiful young women who treat me like a god
You genuinely could not come up with a history question I don’t know the answer to because you’re a retard
Ask literally any question
I’m literally the most intelligent person to ever post on Anon Babble meanwhile you’re a retard
I’m a goddamn polymath
He’s googling for obscure topics to ask a question about because he doesn’t know anything other than the history of McDonalds and the chicken sandwich
I'm the dumbest person here
Want to be friends? I dig a mean ditch
Here’s the most accurate intelligence test out there:
Which race does Terrone belong to?
:)
A white man obviously
I can never enjoy my time before work cause i feel like i'm counting down the minutes, and before i know it i've wasted what few hours i have beforehand on this awful site
Based negative IQ anon
Let’s be friends I’ll take you to the petting zoo
I played 6 hours of Game of Thrones CK2 today
I have my last 12 hour shift coming up in a few hours but I ate some soup so it's fine
I'm not allowed near ponies, goats, cow, or deer. Long story but we can get some kfc and then go feed it to chickens
i had 5 X accounts but i decided to stop using all of them
in like an hour i will make a new X and start all over
It's racist. This is what crt people mean when they say the racism is baked in the walls.
hello im a girl btw
feet or gtfo
Anon Babble has like 6 different dedicated blacked threads
Some of them masturbate to videos of white people getting killed by niggers
How do you let it get this bad?
Ukrainian women :0
files.catbox.moe
why is goshcel like this
pedo
I've literally gotten probably a thousand IPs banned in my location. I have no idea why I am not rangebanned yet, they used to do it to me on certain boards but they stopped in the past year.
christians dont believe in dinosaurs
I'm finna finger all your tight buttholes
Some of them do, don't they?
don't ever wish that upon your family when you're not yourself, you know what I mean?
no the world was created 4000 years ago or something
last post on this thread
litter.catbox.moe
Debating minutae about ideology, religion, marketing strategy and so on is sterile and masturbatory. People engage in these debates out of boredom and secretly hope these novelty debates never end in a conclusion so it can go on forever.
I'm going to put my fist in you
i used to be racist but i stopped after i got banned for racism
i get 3x more racist every time i'm banned for racism
Beaner
back from costco
I saw the rain-dirty valley
YOU SAW BRIGDOOOON
looks like jordan peterson is leaving canada
based canadians made up a special law just for him to drive him out
I shouldn't have fouled that up
youtube.com
he should be committed to a psych ward
the man clearly has a screw loose