LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
/brit/
Watching Ultimate Force series 1 (2002)
F I R S T
I
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S
T
Skank
rorke listening to the UNATCO theme through his wired xiaomi earbuds in co-op
remember a lass with nice boobs getting naked in this
Detain. Deport.
would genuinely kill myself if i was above the age of 20 and someone saw me doing driving lessons
getting crumbs all over
The thing about the Eastern European Sadhbhs is they have fucking amazing chebs, lads
why have you not got your medicinal cards yet /brit/? you can literally buy weed and even travel abroad with weed LEGALLY
grow up
doesnt ireland have the largest breasts in europe though
tell it to your therapist mate
Have aliens ever visited the United Kingdom?
I like to imagine that Eastern European Sadhbhs get bigger chebs when they set foot off the migrant boats
I'm a fan of these kind of migrants
lads, you know how sometimes you miss the chance to say or do something and then your mind races a bit imagining what it would have been like had you done or said the thing, had your perfect comeback ready, how you just wish for a do-over?
today I had that on my way back from work with a near miss car accident. couldn't stop thinking about how I could have just not used my brakes, pretended not to notice, and could have just died in a crash, how it would end all my life problems right there, how I could just rest forever. it gave me such a warm and fuzzy feeling.
reckon something's wrong with me.
they're coming over on boats daily
Would you do 20kgs of hashish with our Bella?
you have to account for obesity
in real terms it's poland
do a fucking flip pal
how do i do that
Boring post
What did you say to your doctor
I’m a functional healthy adult that works full time so I think they’d know I’m at it
Would of luvved to get a drink with her an are Jay
vile
grwo up
Time fright top came rivets over amble while straight fraught camber chip shop russet duke
shes only 18 imagine what she’ll look like when she’s 30 fucking grim bint
grwo up
Become a lacto-ovo pescatarian. Gain a clue.
poor girl she just wanted to meet up with her ex-boyfriend in The Philippines and then have a fun trip in Thailand with some local brits she met
my friend/coworker who i fancied once asked me out
i wasn't really listening at the time, so i asked her what she said
she just said never mind, and it all clicked for me about ten seconds later
kek that was me in the other car
same m8
eating moths
cruel
my lifes been shit. hope judgement isnt real and i get to go to nothing forever same as before i was born. failing that hope if reincarnation is real i get to be a vulture. really i would settle for nothingness but i struggle to believe we all just got created from nothing and something happened and then time passed and we were all here
A Texas mother was arrested this week on allegations she purchased ammunition and tactical gear for her son, who authorities said was planning "mass targeted violence" at a San Antonio school
they're a bit mental aren't they
probably not the best look calling herself bonnie n clyde on socials with weed
I blame vapes you know how hard it is to find good quality weed now It's all vape this oils that. What happened to tradition
yeah want me to laugh at you for being a pathetic cunt? or is this your suicide note?
The women in Barcelona mog British women so hard
luxembourg EXTREMELY rapeable
thanks
bum
trannymong posting man faced bony trannies and replying to himself again
BellaCulley, an 18-year-old from Billingham, Country Durham, faces a possible life sentence in the former Soviet nation.
She was arrested earlier this week at Tbilisi International Airport with with 12kg of cannabis and 2kg of hashish with a street value of £200,000,
Her lawyer, Ia Todua, said that the teenager says she is pregnant.
Imagine ruining your life at 18 like that
Pity she can't sell the drugs to make up for having the baby
COR! COR!
Snuck some weed through Edinburgh Airport once when I was 19 and got away with it
Incredibly stupid looking back, was a few seconds away from ruining my life
12kg of cannabis and 2kg of hashish
Lord have mercy
samuel adams boston lager you don't see that anymore
i enjoy memorising information
got my eye on en.wikipedia.org
how does an 18 year old girl wind up smuggling £200k worth of drugs out of eastern europe
Fridge
x.com
Aaron Dempsey (30) is accused of brandishing the hammer as a weapon in a row at an Aldi
Spaino?
Revealed: Teenage British 'drugs mule' currently locked up in an ex-Soviet jail for 'smuggling 30lbs of cannabis' is the great-granddaughter of a late Labour MP
Bella flaunted wads of cash on her social media before her arrest
YES SHE'LL BE FREE IN A MINUTE
3 HER STARMER
3 THE SLAGDEM
came home from Amsterdam on the ferry with a backpack full of weed once, just got waved through no problem
I've never even been to Spain
yhe binble
inro eastern europe from thailand whilst hanging out with a group of boys. and already romanticizing the crim lifestyle
yeah cause it was a ferry dickhead
3 HER
SHE'S ONLY 18
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
SHE DIDN'T KNOW
IT WASN'T HER SUITCASE
SHE IS PREGNANT
3 THE SLAGDEM
'
oh so they just don't bother to check for drug smuggling on ferries then? Cool next time I'll fill a whole van with coke
stop spamming boringlad
I hope they hang her
entirely different context
Hi /brit/! I am the originator of popular /brit/ meme 'yhe binble' - Ask Me Anything!
our culture highly reveres failure and being thick as pig shit while also chastising success and education
we're probably the only country in the world where people pretend to be less educated than they really are to be socially accepted
el chileANO
blog on
3 HER
SHE DIDN'T KNOW
3 THE SLAGDEM
SHE'S 18 AND PREGNANT
THERE USED TO BE A SHOW ABOUT THAT
Her lawyer, Ia Todua, said that the teenager says she is pregnant
what's that got to do with owt?
got a prescription for it once but didnt ever go to pick it up
I am gimmick lad
Don't think that's true actually
which bit?
she could of had menthol elf
tell them you have ptsd that's so bad it doesn't let you sleep
Fridge
the beginning, the middle and the end
invented /brit/ me
Today's my birthday, lads
Bella May's mother Lyanne said: 'When she stopped answering messages I assumed it was because she was flying back to surprise me. But then nothing'
Her mum is very worried
3 HER
THAT HASHISH WAS UK BOUND ANYWAY
Person dies after 'medical emergency' at PureGym as members and staff desperately tried to save them
didn’t realise school girl legs posting was ironic
think I figured out my gimmick. Introducing
GIMMICK LAD (me)
My gimmick is gimmicks. I come out with a load of crazy whacky gimmicks. I discuss gimmicks, I rate gimmicks, I invent gimmicks.
I am gimmick lad.l
hahah they tried to get healthy but died instead lmfaoo
Love the smell of spit on my knob
hope it’s your last one
they condition you to like it for years and then suddenly expect you to stop
it not right
vaxx status?
my gimmick is that CUNT I pretend to have tourettes
3 HER
3 3 3
3 3 3
this is why i don't go gym exercise is bad for you
What music should I listen to
Sir Bin Laden
very good post
this
teasing us like that can lead to undesirable outcomes
doom metal
Donald Trump said the body is like a battery and only has a finite amount of energy, and exercise depletes that energy
the small boat cronem, they're working their quick twitch muscles out arent they x
Another day on prison island
yours too
Seems like a classy girl
brits that drink sam adams boston lager might be committing treason
£4.50 a pint is cheap round here
theres a reason why they make secretaries and female office workers dress the way they do
society would literally collapse otherwise
It's brewed in the UK like almost every 'foreign' lager on sale.
please not again
like I said you don't see it here anymore reckon nobody imports it these days
want to shag mexico's president
Prime Minister Nigel Farage
Irish niggas be like
Everyone has a right to self determination of their identity, if someone says they're a woman, they're a woman, that's the end of it
Someone identifies as "Northern Irish"? Why that's just make believe!
Claudia Sheinbaum
Sheinbaum
...wait
surely it's not possible
but...
no, surely not
i mean it's mexico
how would that even be possible
he's happy with global megacorporations lying to him every day
The Staropramen brewed in Britain is unironically better than the stuff you get in continental Europe with the exception of the bar in the brewery itself.
Check those corners!
Holding in a poo
There are 50,000 Jews in Mexico Vity
Black and tans out
Black and tan migrants in
not engaging
clint eastward
set piece coaches when their team are playing arsenal
No it isn't. Literally every single beer brewed in Burton on Trent is disgusting swill.
so there are 50,000
in a country of 130 million
and one happens to become President?
Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo was born on 24 June 1962 in Mexico City, within a secular Mexican Jewish family.[11][12] She is the second child of chemist Carlos Sheinbaum Yoselevitz and biologist Annie Pardo Cemo.
i don't believe it
toil building in london had a shit drain moment
need someone from here to go over
Lads, I might actually do something touristy this time
What's to do in London? Was thinking the zoo and catching one of them west end things. Maybe offer one of the King's Guard the cans
mad
northern irish are literally just english and scottish imperialists
I have never replied to an Irish poster
Bradellius
I wholeheartedly disagree. Love getting a nice tank British Staropramen in the glasses that are actually too small to properly fit a pint.
Stuntpegg.
need a new video game to play
rare steaming night for me lads
don't usually get on it alone
Wartales
ninja gaiden 2 black
You got my ideasicrue?
grim
Larf my arse off
what should i change my name to
howling
Battletoads
Muhammad
F1nn5ter is blonde now
The witness
saw a tiny indian lass about 4'9 with a lanky white zoomer bf today
Super Mario Bros
It really upsets me I know the name of a fucking mentally ill faggot who makes porn due to this general
get a letter from the building directors saying I'm not allowed to feed pigeons
tell my sister
she says it was probably sent to everybody in the building
go to the one square metre mail room
check the bin and see no evidence anybody else got the letter
go to leave
handle won't work
door locked behind me
no keyhole on the inside
door handle falls off
locked in a tomb with limited air and the only air hole is the letter slot
bang and shout and scream for help
hands bloody and bruised
eventually let out by a teenager who needed convincing I wasn't messing around
man comes down stairs to see what the commotion is about
I explained the pigeon letter and the mail room situation
he says he's knows about it as he's one of the directors who sent the letter
I'm so tired of that tease and I've moved on
an interesting development..
XD
this week I have
deadlifted 190 kg for 3 reps x 3 sets
benched 120 kg for 5x2 and 100 kg for 4x6
screaming. what a day you've had lad
shut up canslad you're a repressed faggot
rorke: eats a chocolate bar
rorke's fat diabetic da: UM WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELLYONCE
Lad, repressed? I already nonce the cans. Which are lovely, if you were intrested.
I am a ghoul
good lad
sir bradley walsh for priem minsiter
intrested
An Australian senator done a deep dive and analysis on the new Kanye song
bet you could throw me around and overpower me aha :3
Bye bye, sir.
nary a word read
Caught two moles today
preim minsiter
oh my days blud
thinking this is getting read is pure mental illness
um
Bye
Seeing a lot of unnecessary brown biomass that could do with liquidation
currently listening to the song of the summer
we all know what song it is
Crushberg finished knitting a jumper and I'm very impressed but can't tell her because I won't see her for 2 weeks and don't want to let her know I stalk her tumblr. Ah what a mess.
i'm pretty sure when a self-described racist and antisemite says he's a nazi and he heils hitler, he means it
for 2 weeks
Lad, er, explain
in morrowind the mershmerrow flower is probably based on marsh mallow which is an actual medicinal flwoer
I don't, I'm kind of a fucking loser.
smoking illegal tobacco
Get Lucky
Not reading, don't think Kanye gives a shit and just genuinely hates jews after dealing with so many in the music industry
I couldn't believe it happened. I had to show the teenager the broken door handle to convince him I wasn't playing about. At least it means I've now met the director and we got on well. He's nice and doesn't blame me for the pigeon thing as he knows just good intentions
My left hand is cut and my right hand is swollen. My shirt is bloodied. What a day
we didnt ask unc
can i watch
povertyberg has made a mockery of me
an absolute mockery
yes
cucky
Grok, is this real picture??
why dont you just go to ghana or something and become a celbrity due to your white skin
i am sure you can find work there and earn money
you read tho bitch
Reading the chandogya upanishad.
Reckon that French fella with his “cogito ergo sum” stuff just ripped off “tat tvam asi” and got away with it because nobody cares about Indians.
rorke's da asking grok how to stand up
ok
are you going to pay for my flights and whatnot
when do we plan to start
just get a small boat I hear the UK's full of them
fuck no nygaaaaa
gypsies break into a SCHOOL to set up their caravan site on a grassy play area
police are too afraid to deal with them
this country is fucking unbelievable
Ncuti Gatwa has been confirmed as the spokesperson for Britain's votes in Eurovision on Saturday night
I don't remember I made such request.
Might wank to sexy Japanese women again lol
Regarding ‘white genocide’ in South Africa, some claim it’s real, citing farm attacks and ‘Kill the Boer’ as evidence. However, courts and experts attribute these to general crime, not racial targeting. I remain skeptical of both narratives, as the truth is complex and sources can be biased.
There really is an excess of beautiful women. Must be 20 for every truly handsome, fit, successful man. No wonder our birthrates are collapsing
There used to be a lot near where I live and the police were too pussy to deal with them. They ended up stepping on some local "gangsters" toes and they ended up kicking them out
it's hard to nab them on something since most gyppos don't post on twitter
and their innovative banking system is incredibly hard to trace
haha what a crazy thing to do
a zest supreme
That nigga got a cotton bud in his ear
Why dont you get a job?
his last act on british soil before fucking off the america forever
But they've broken into a school and set their caravans up on private property, is that not ironclad law breaking for the police to act upon?
I only see her at book club.
Have been meaning to ask her on a date but I need to get myself in order a bit first.
mental elf
no fucker wants to hire me
The ingenious mikeynomics
What in the pedo porn is this?
alri the offspring
yhe binble
Why are british threads so fast?
genuinely terrified of interacting with anyone and i'm 30 years old
such a worm of a man me
>But they've broken into a school and set their caravans up on private property,
yes but have they said they aren't a fan of immigration on twitter? They need something concrete to work off
often see this referenced but never see it said
I suspect a lad at toil posts on Anon Babble so what I've started doing is when I'm telling group stories to our coworkers I start it off with shit like "so I was with my mate RORKE" emphasising the name whilst leaning over and nudging his arm repeatedly and winking
anyways he's moved desks and ignores me at lunch now
we run this site
Look up the Rendlesham case.
Virg?
Torta
finland HIGHLY rapeable
got her chebs hanging out can almost see her nips
phwoar
MAD that today's posting to Erome has got me 25,000 views, in just a few hours, compared to everything else's 75,000 combined.
I'm somewhat of a big deal.
Roark
reckon he's more of a leftypol man
Pardon?
klarc
It’s a civil matter unless they knocked down a wall or gate to gain access to the field
The finns don't like her because she was shagging a 70yo man
I used to work with a lad who posted here. Not on /brit/, though. We'd send each other greentexts. Good times
what did you post, dare i ask
You can’t say that. That’s our word.
You can't say that Egyptlad
Scandal
just saw racism outside of Anon Babble
do WHAT to the disabled?!?!?!?!?!?
00's pornstars
now those were some whores
Armpit.
Help
Summer but I still wear jeans everyday because I’m scared if I wear something thinner like chinos I might get a boner looking at a woman’s bum and they don’t hide it as well
Yeah
Also PTSD from being bullied by peers and family
stfu nerd
screaming
how is she doing that
If it was that weird imagine how illegal it would be?
um
You gave me too many false promises.
y'all remember these
can't imagine what would be worse desu
knowing someone who posts on /brit/ would be bad enough and make it awkward here, but i wouldn't want to be near someone who's likely a schizo rapist from the outer chans
I kick about in grey cotton trackies and a semi
Hello
Look at my hand.
found a screenshot of /brit/ on my computer i took 11 years ago feel proper old now
Finally been sacked have we?
may nan used to have those variety pack cereals idk if they still make them only time i had this particular cereal
get it posted
Kys, slit your thoat
latvia all rapeable
Maybe.