zest, zest, zest edition
/brit/
30 year old manchild loser stuck in his childhood bedroom
"rorkeeee~~"
zesty cow
The janny decideth.
fuck off janny
This is where soy milk comes from
janny the kingmaker
THE jANNOID IS A DISABLED niggar
janman on a mad one x
been forced back in to my evil incel childhood bedroom by the ex gf
had it all and i lost it all
Smoking a negger
any chebs man in?
Toil Chebs decides she isn't going to the toil building tomorrow
tells me to stay home and get the cans instead
Right, lads. What's the protocol here? Other than having the lovely, lovely cans.
evening incel walk
thoughts/feelings?
alri ex gf of 4.5 years lad
still living in mateless misery and squalor I trust?
more of an arse man myself but i can cherish some chebs sometimes no problem about it x
so what do jesuits believe in?
Second evening of grim alkie twat toil
too early for a trve incel pitch black walk
all london street webcams are offline
Hope you get stared at and judged for being a dangerous incel
why?
um
Same. On the bokkles
killas and goons out and about...
Can't believe my evil neighbours reported me to the property management for feeding lovely pigeons. How am I going to explain to them that they don't get food anymore
We live in a sick evil world where only good decent people are punished
glad I kicked the booze. no good that stuff
i don't know
What are you looking forward to? What do you enjoy doing?
Wow absolutely mental that
Crazy hahah
Please blog on
yeah all nice and well, but tappenings are scheduled
and yes they will be quite vigorous
gta 6 and skyrim 2
Weekend
Video games and wanking
Is this any of you?
youtu.be
starting the gym on monday lads. gonna give it a proper good go.
City walk or country walk?
Reckon both have their own appeal
Might try the "what are you thinking of buying" line out myself.
weekend
reading, video games and bouldering
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onyx black
What are you looking forward to?
going home, been away for toil all week and I hate it
What do you enjoy doing?
for me it's fishing, love fishing me
Alri Schwarzenegger
time for a big friday blowout
to the new you, salut
So ladies, what are you thinking of buying?
Good lad. I've gone up to 71kg. Aiming for 75 this month then 80.
pg tips are leaking
fat cunt
Going to become the gimmick stealer as my new thing
Homie thinks he's Robinhood
This is how all of us mock the singular pooposter
fuck off with your wog music
Going to become the gimmick stealer as my new thing
sudocrem on your hands is actually lush
as a regular gimmickposter I object to this in advance
ooh they're achy
pg tips are shite
for me it's yorkshire tea
bears just a big dog really int they
Quavers
Maltesers
we're talking about different pg tips x
This the Noise. His /brit/ gimmick? Sticking up his middle finger.
Times this gimmick has been posted by the original gimmicker: 2.
the singular pooposter
why are you so obsessed with this, there's unironically dozens of us who regularly poo post here yet your mental illness fixates on one singular pooposter (non existent) who posts this stuff
grow up and get a life, also seek treatment
The enemy of Whites fully intends to destroy the racial basis of our existence.
No excuse for our failure will have any meaning, for there will be only a swarming horde of indifferent, mulatto zombies to hear it.
There will be no White men to remember us-either to blame us for our weakness or to forgive us for our folly.
If we fail, God's great Experiment will come to an end, and this planet will once again, as it did millions of years ago, move through the ether devoid of higher man.
I drink a lot every night and don't know how to stop
tim got discharged home again and already spilt stuff all over himself, last time he fell and was back in hospital in hours, reckon this time he falls he might lay there for hours, crazy how he became institutionalised
cronem light up di devious clickum x
Furry n whatnot yea
he fell
got you wrapped around his little finger doesn't he
No one even has gimmicks to steel anymore
screaming
recognised him too
gimmicks should be classed as spam and gimmick mongs should be banned
I'm not having that
youtube.com
found a kino youtube channel
Gwarn lad
zesty ahh niggas
gimmickmong banned good fucking riddance. one cunt spamming every thread
If you lads want to know a good Redditor to follow for high-quality bumhole content, try otherarcticharl
She has the finest chocolate starfish in cyberspace. FACT
Roman Lavrynovych, 21, of Sydenham, a Ukrainian national has been charged with three counts of arson with intent to endanger life.
He is accused of setting the Prime Minister's
£2m north London property alight on Monday night, just days after the torching of a car and a flat which the Labour leader had previously owned.
woman's bumholes I assume, lad?
Africans (specifically bantus) are a relic subspecies. One of the last remaining along with pygmies and pure aboriginals. They never underwent the evolutionary pressures of the central asian hominids (now split into caucasians and east asians). As such they are way behind, like trapped intime before the wheel, their brains are woefully undeveloped.
That we treat them as equals is one of the greatest comedies of modernity.
I did say 'she'
no longer a steamingtoil and readyslop man
more a cook a proper dinner and do tipsytoil man
Arson with the intent to endanger life, also known as aggravated arson, is a serious crime that carries a maximum sentence of life imprisonment
what a puppet, it wasn't even him living there it was being rented out
Stop buying alcohol
looks like someone has the answer
tell you what kanye west is actually brill
a lot of disingenuous folk around here refer to blokes in skirts as "she" so just thought I'd double check, I hope you take no offence at my caution
playoffs on tv every night this week
BASED
i hit "don't recommend channel" whenever i see a youtube thumbnail with a groid
this is a darts general
Rorkeman reading the papers saying he fucked it the first time and the PM's current private residence is at...
Lying down in the evening
Pizza and beer. Name a more goated combo
porcelain white carbon black
fucking plot twist this
got a vitamin a supplement because i saw someone mentioning it on twitter and it's given me the most insane acne breakout ever
3pm and short skirts
um
you one of those paedophiles , lad?
step out for 10 minutes
100 gallons of piss pushing against my bladder every time
Godberg really loves this little prank but it's getting old
going to the ziggurat lads anyone want owt
I think Pizza is a wine or cocktail drink like an aperol
I think curry and beer goes best
need a hobby
any suggestions?
I really need a hug right now
bouldering
wine is GROSS
How many ziggurats have you got lad?
AI upscaled classic porn
canada >.<
learn latin
amo
amas
amat
amamus
amatis
amant
GET UP
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I love beer but wine can be really outstanding in the right circumstances
I'd never order wine at a pub or bar but steamingtoil with good food at home with mates it's got to be a few bottles
big standingdesk rubbing their hands with glee at this
One Sargon please
Depends on the pizzor really
Meatlovers BBQ etc. deffo beer is a good choice
Proper eyetie pizza would be a better match with a rose or a lighter red
barbequed a nice bit of fish for din dins
what's a good wine to get? I always get poison
reckon I spend less than 15 minutes a day stood up
Im billy no mates
red and white are nice try them
Er, lads
Chebs
Cans
Mad how the ancient homeland of the White race was Southern Russia and Central Asia
RED is grim but WHITE is intolerably bad
Bullshit desu
Please consider supporting the Australian wine industry
nah
now i understand why i instinctively pace around like an autist
i actually don't mind a kangaroo themed bottle now and again
Big NEET test coming up in india
Just go outside bro
this ukranian arsonist is clearly russian asset
Ancient homeland of the white race is Africa ironically
Bunch of blackies moving up into northern europe and rapidly bleaching then mixing with the yellows and browns to the east to make slavs
Native american girl tweaking on the train. Would be fit off the meth probably
big fan of chives me
wtf
Requiem for a vibe
he's not wrong are gary
Starmer is a Jew
doesn't he get paid by a multinational crisp company?
i do
9 darter, in
Hartlepool
what would selling crisps have to do with your opinions on gaza lad?
Sir S Padril
yeah I'm sure israel will stop if a smelly alcoholic NEET pipes up
ZESTY AHH DRINK
blud gonna be singing elton john after 1 glass
Offer her money in exchange for sex
it's immoral
cholesterol killed more pakis than jews ever did
what shoes do you wear in summer in your 30s? can't wear brogues with shorts
Clarks trainers
absolute gimp of a man
a hopeless case to be sure
very strange take
love this time of year. lonsdales on. bomber jacket on. raybangs on. let the shagging commence.
gary lineker is legitimately a ~90 iq retard who won't be remembered fondly
I enjoy wearing these right now
love holding in my doodoo for as long as humanly possible
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Just brought out the beads and gunpowder
Sitting is one of life’s great pleasures
kek
How do I delete posts?
get on the 'stock 'ogs
spammer civil war when?
reckon you could heem heathermong with ease ziedy
get a clue nigga we coming straight to your house
at the end of the day he’s two buttons short of a weekend
here's the in depth guide
please like and subscribe
Desktop or mobile, lad?
Desktop, click the white box next to the post and then scroll to the bottom on the right side and click delete post
Mobile? No idea
screaming
might fry an egg
A Just Stop Oil poster girl has avoided prison for her part in M25 protests that caused misery for motorists.
Phoebe Plummer, 23, and fellow activist David Mann, 51, were among 45 demonstrators who scaled gantries to protest about oil and gas licences in November 2022.
Before she was sentenced Plummer, who represented herself, said: “I will always try to speak the truth even when there are attempts to silence me.
“Whatever sentence you give me today will not deter me.”
The judge said there was a “realistic prospect of rehabilitation” when he sentenced Plummer to a two-year prison term suspended for two years. She was also ordered to perform 150 hours of community service.
Mann was handed an 18-month community order including 100 hours of community service.
Plummer, who is on benefits, was ordered to pay £500 in costs but told she can pay it off at £30 a month.
Mann was ordered to pay £200 and can pay monthly instalments of £20.
All me
woowwee
Plummer, who is on benefits
Cherry Lee Lewis
doing crime on layaway
any keir man in?
posh buggers
500 quid is nowt to them
meanwhile rorke is home alone twerking his skinny white behind to Blackpink
ozzy looks like that wojak that noncelad posts here
Heil Starmer
I have two sides
What punishment did she get for throwing soup on the Van Gogh painting?
Phoebe Plummer grew up in her family's £4million Chelsea mansion and went to £45,000-a-year private school in Ascot.
a thousand year labour reich
keir went rorke
Din Viesel
found the new girl at works twitter profile and she has 'refugees welcome' on her bio
gutted
Would
i am from the future. we have been waiting for you to post this.
anon listen.. you have to redpill her. it's the only way to save the future.
Dumb fucking cunt throwing soup on goddamn Van Gogh paintings
should, even
good shagging's all she needs
dead general
I incelwalked to an ATM deposit machine because I didn't want to wait for a business but when I reached there it was closed. So I incelbused to another ATM which was equidistant from my home in opposite direction
It felt like those cool hollywood movies where the main character starts fighting balding men
that's the vodka ordered off amazon
Why is it so dead today?
Plummer, who is a self described 'nymphomaniac,' spends her days masturbating. She has said she would have 'basically unlimited sex with any Anon who comes across her path'.
crazy
She looks like brad pitt. This is like fight club of twinks
Got talking to the Latvian earier. Apparently she once toured Chernobyl. Now I'm installing one of those Fallout games to have the cans while shooting nuclear mutants
And the plans for those with the cans?
Normie general. Today is Friday night so everyone is out having sex in pubs while watching footy
wish you'd shoot your mutant self
Grim reaper came round
scrangjognig
today is thursday night though
we're all watching Charlton/Wycombe on Anon Babble
Ah you don’t like her being a compassionate human being then?
>Normie general
not been true since 2019
and it's Thursday
And it's dead because everyone is in eurovision sticky
of course /brit/ has no idea what that is or what else is going on outside the tranny gossip and mental illness havers ITT
scremjeongtong
Having a great time with the Eurovision lads.
scremgaging
no way these cunts are seriously watching eurovision
Yeah? What yous up to?
we're full lad, even big starmzy agrees
Man who burned down Starmer's house has been named as Roman Lavrynovych, a Ukrainian national
odd that
Starmer's been pretty consistent on being pro-Ukraine
is he one of them Russians with a Ukrainian passport or summat?
is that oswald mosely on the right?
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Think it's Enoch Powell
NEW
You lot are getting done in looool. You'll say nothing, out of cowardice
Please consider voting for Ariana Grande at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2025.
She has been nominated for 3 awards including FAVORITE MOVIE ACTRESS
FAVORITE FEMALE ARTIST
FAVORITE SONG FROM A MOVIE.
Big fat bags of Coke
You just don't see them much anymore
Everytime i go to the city its a struggle finding a place to piss without offending the woke mob. Jeets have the right idea
hindu nuffin
there HAS to be a single chubby brown yank mystery mutt who let me have sex with them
HAS to be
Going on a date with an ugly girl tomorrow
Better than nothing, as it were
uks time
currently spending hours on linux just to learn how to make my terminal look cool and transparent
18-25 year old British women have to be the most vapid creatures on earth
muslims are stark raving mad
let's be honest
*Zooms past you*
Nothing personal, kid
she ain't easy so you got to play on her emotions
yeah it usually comes in bottles now
sgrangling
business idea: destroy all life on earth
mad fer the indica/sativa hybrids me
gorw up
dae spin the coke bottle at sleepover parties???
bought a twitter account with 1.5 million followers but not sure what to do with it, its essentially useless because it was an african page so all the followers are niggers
mad for following the laws of the United kingdom of great Britain and Northern island and refraining from purchasing and consuming illegal drugs me
digeo
/brit/ gimmick posting
your first post absolutely HAS to be 'sucking a nigger'
went for a run (couch to 5k)
didn't outright fail any of the intervals, but feel like a fat cunt even though i'm just a bit husky x
Millenials loved their internet memes. When they were the cool ones.
its essentially useless because it was an african page so all the followers are niggers
play them off of each other. start learning about african drama. say bungubungu clan is raping wakawakaville's women. ngubu nkinte is racist and wants to enslave blacks. etc.
ez
Just post pro white stuff and anti black stuff they love that stuff they do
Oh
keep going fatty x
yank humour, everyone. Point and laugh
one of those yoruba black magic curses that cause nigeran scammers to meltdown
i'm just talking to myself in here
good day howzit
good day too how do you do
me? just had a big workout eating chippy with battered sausage
just ate some kind of mushroom
No need to lie. We're all watching Eurovision. We're gay.
x.com
car attack of peace in barcelona
It's so easy to laugh..
It's so easy to hate..
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belief in the nation-state is fundamentally a liberal idea not conservative
conservatives believe in empires and colonies
British general lad
every cunt thinks their opinions are so interesting they need a podcast these days
Hollywood baby
car seems like such a flawed ineffective way of doing a terror attack
don’t care for these brit haters
thread's been up for nearly 2 hours
This place is fucking dead
Diego better be here for Eurovision
think everyones unironically in the eurovision thread
It was an honest mistake
I'm going next month
your response please rorke?
Yeah I’m scaredy waredy!
Prison?
the most honest illustration of donald trump would be him as sassy queen sitting seething in a vip lounge at studio 54 in the 80s watching all the people dancing who weren't as well off as him didnt have the opportunity he had but who he can already tell have richer social lives and will go on to be more creative and productive than he will ever be. that cope and seethe has driven his politics of grievance ever since
Yes, I'm racist. So what?
wheres the fucking janny in the morning at 8am when ziedy posts his bbc spam shit? in bed covered in his own semen the dosser cunt
standing on the street and screaming every post in this thread out loud verbatim
I asked for a beer in Spain, and the barman looked angry and said, 'Cerveza.'
no greek or jew
same in christ
POO WOG WANK
CERVESA ME A BEER YOU CUNT
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sir new thread