/brit/

ok

secretly hates Netanyahu

the iphone is a fundamentally aryan device

grindr

Every 3 seconds in lebanon a shirt is lifted

taking the poo reefer and pulling like a madman

your dads fabswingers profile

why are the irish so prone to homosexuality and cuckoldry?

harvesting a poo

just eaten 170 quintillion maltesers

crazy peng

Bogey

are you heathermongs yank cousin

is Bing on the blink?

missed Anon Babble when it was down because i had nowhere to put my inane thoughts like that. good to have you lads back and force youse to all read my shite blogs.

Prison cell ceiling

don't know why true crime is so popular. fallen down a rabbit-hole of watching them and now I'm just horribly depressed listening to inhumane things happening to innocent people. don't want to watch another one of those videos ever again.

Literally no point investing in a pension.
In 30 years Britain will either look like the Turner Diaries, or the Camp of the Saints and the Earth will spin through the void devoid of higher life.

What does this mean

some guy is feeling up a girl's tits?

chudshroom

It's not really a secret anymore. Even Fox News has said he's sick of him.

deeply unfunny posts on brit recently. its like an indian poorly programmed an AI bot to post things he thinks british people talk about

yeah, took all my pension out and stuck it into bitcoin me

bet you've never seen an owl sneeze

Don't know what "festival" you're talking about, but anyone with half a brain should have realised Farage was controlled opposition when he expelled Lowe.

Morbid curiosity init. It's like a more acceptable version of liveleak.

shirtlifter is a slag term for a homosexual also
back in ye olden times they had to lift long shirts up to access the arse for buggery

Place is full of woofters

I came home late one night
Everyone had gone to bed
But, you know, no-one stays up for you
I had sixteen stitches all around my head
Oh, the last bus I missed to Maudlin Street
So he drove me home in the van
Complaining, "Women only like me for my mind"

The forest has fallen, billions must grow

actually it'll be when the clathrate gun goes off in 2026 and sends the carbon cycle into reverse

its like bloodsport like watching people kill each other at a colosseum, same with nonce hunters, same with people obsessed with lolcows like chris chan
its a very sick society

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killamarsh_murders
This is probably the worst, but for some reason didnt get much press coverage. I'm sure lil zoomer bro will make a 4 hour documentary DISECTING the SICK AND TWISTED WORLD but recounting ALL THE FACTS from a cursory glance on wikipedia then get 5 million views.

it’s honestly mental how i, as a 6’3 white male, am supposed to consider a 5’5 mexican to be my equal

true crime is an extension of gossip, which is why the vast, vast majority of its enjoyers are women. it's just the absolute pinnacle of "did you hear about so and so?" because instead of a boring "they got new earrings" you can go for a dramatic "they got raped!" and you get to gasp and act all virtuous and appalled, while revelling in another person's trauma.

business idea youtube channel that has a TTS read out funny brit posts

she sucks

I bet you wear toy trainers made in China. You're an adult now, wear some proper footwear for once in your life.

you wont believe what this sick father did to his daughter....

shut up fat gahhahhahaaha

bet you've never seen a woman's vagina in the flesh

cant stand deeply incurious people or the overlap with people who still respond to politics like it's 1990

right well thats that cunt put in a casket

alri oompa loompa

might get the bicycle out
might not

the insulting thing is that usually they just read out the wikipedia page and monetise it. making money hand-over fist from other peoples misery, and not even having the decency of putting in the effort to do the smallest amount of research.

ok

they make netflix documentaries less than a year after the people are getting killed these days its actually grotesque

just tell us you're a wog mate, nobody is this cripplingly autistic and insecure about shoes than wogs and blacks. its like in your DNA omdzzzzz senpai look at dem creps u get dem from clarks??

I'm barry I'm mentally ill add me on shartcord barry1066

TikTok influencer shot dead during livestream in Mexico

a million beers

hi barry

ill give it 18 months before bonnie blue claims she was having a mental health crisis and was therefore raped

My shoes are all made in Portugal. I have a pair of derbys, a pair of brogued oxfords, and two pairs of ankle boots, one plain with a capped toe, and one with brogueing.

chocolate for tea

Hi add me on faglord cord barry1066 I'll respond tomorrow I'm in bed sad

mad how dead rorkes creps are lmfao

Mental how fast time passes when youre a complete waster. 5 hours is a blink of an eye for me.

Hi I'm Barry I'm bisexual and mentally ill add me on punk cord arsefuckcord barry1066

Watched almost all the breaking bads in 3 days in bed all day I can't leave bed too tired

just did a big poo

have the scatposter roundly filtered personally. you know who im on about, pathologically obsessed with spamming about poo all day, talks about arse all day, responds to posts with "did you shag him up the arse". I've identified who he is, he's an indian immigrant who lives in Camden.

um

finna yeet this nigga out the damn thread if he don't shut his ass up

just been violently willymogged

Saved
Add me on discord barry1066

Gender ideology must be wiped off the face of the earth and children protected.

The flags. The pronoun badges. The ‘international days’. The clinics. The recognition certificates. The neutral toilets. The ‘inclusive’ curriculums. The medication and surgeries.

Global reset now.

Two more weeks

mogs me

remember when some of you mongs thought Ukraine was going to beat Russia in the war?

NAKED GRANDMA!

Di catberge

i clearly said a year in plain english dumb arse

not boasting but

never sat down and just ate a kiwi fruit

um they have rorke?

x

poo germs in me knob 'ole

like em young me

my belly button is bleeding wtf

my willy button is infected

people here are literally bursting with war

By what metric? More swear words per insult or kyeev independant magic casualty estimates?

Taking a Hitlerian perspective

@/brit/ is it true?

exorcised that leftypol demon

take the willy poo perspective of a gay n word

No
We want non white biomass to be exterminated

tonight's scran

To be blunt, I absolutely do not believe this for one second.
What I do believe is that this is what they WANT Gen Z to think.

hitler deserves to die

that's literally what he just said you fucking moron

with each passing moment the likelihood of a poo increases tenfold

Would have love to have seen that cunt dragged around the red square and his mrs raped by central asians, feed his dog to a tiger too

Girls just wanna be gay

oooh girls just wanna be gay

that's really waaaant

being gay

No. There were whispers about them bringing back National Service, but they quickly backpaddled when they realised that it would be the straw to break the camels back and they'd have a full on zoomer revolt if they tried it.

65 year old boomer writing down what he wants Gen Z to believe

mousenonce is now posting in /deutsche/

everyone there calls him "mäuschen"

love that little nigga like you wouldn't believe

be-ing gay so slow
be-ing gay so slow
be-ing gay so slow
be-ing gay so slow
Every little thing that you say or do
I'm being gay, I'm being gay on you

Trial of man accused of suitcase murders collapses

The jury in the trial of a man accused of murdering two men in London before dumping some of their remains in suitcases in Bristol has been discharged.

As a Sensitive Young Man, seeing non white faces is literally an affront to my senses.

get him fuckin housed

some times a man deeply in the closet is just a man in a closet

activvating gay porn mode

Rate my diet

Breakfast: protein bar and coffee
Snack: glass of Raw Milk 200ml
Lunch: 4 100g 20% grass-fed beef fried in tallow and topped with organic butter
Dinner: 4 120g 20% grass-fed beef fried in tallow and topped with organic butter

just been invited on ANOTHER abroad stag do. i cannot be fucked lads. how am i supposed to afford four separate holidays in the span of 5 months?

Oversocialised cretin

reckon you need to be making more sales deanz

got away with murdering two men because they thought he searched up "how to dispose of dead bodies" at half 5, but it was actually at half 4

they want you dead. they celebrate it.

I'm in my 30s now. I can't wear trainers and t shirts anymore. What the HELL do I wear??

shirts from TH Lewin according to /brit/

suits

any big arsed man in?

chinos, boots and a button-down short

this desu

for me, it's sleazecore

plaid shirts and corduroy trousers
the council grants you unc status

done two destination weddings and will never do another
another mate gets married this summer domestic but still wants people to book these village cottage airbnbs for an overnight stay because it's in the middle of fucking nowhere and I'm not sure I can be arsed for that one either and many others feel the same way.

you can though. it depends on your environment not your age

nigga wear chinos

nah I've got a tiny Hank Hill arse, my backside looks like a young ladies front side that's how grim my arse is

if your arm gets cut off if you rub raw milk and butter on it it will regrow, our ancestors knew about this

'Mr Alfonso’s death was captured on four cameras that were up in his bedroom to record sex sessions with Mosquera, 35, who is then seen singing and dancing in the aftermath of the attack.

Mr Justice Bennathan had previously warned the jury “it is not an easy watch” and the added soundtrack that was played on Thursday potentially “heightens” any distress in seeing it

they linked up!

get it posted

mine's quite round and pops out. got a bit of jiggle to it

toil lass is losing weight. would i be an arse for only asking her out now

one of the men killed was a gay nonce too. dunno how someone can go "i killed him, yeah" and a judge can just go "na actually i dont think so, collapse this whole case"

I'm in my 25s now. I can't wear nike tech and jordan 1s anymore. What the HELL do I wear??

tiktok.com/@gymskin/video/7416030807669656864?lang=en
When the National League South fixture schedule leaves you with too much free time

I'm 18 I can't wear clarks any more what the HELL do I wear?!

tfw most handsome and racist lad in /brit/

Do you think your beard looks good?

in bed, going to sleep now as I have to be up at 01:30am for my 4am toil shift

for the yanks and bruces who post at 03:15am I'll see yous then as normal. Goodnight x

read the article retards theyre ujst sorting out that 1 bit of evidence before continuing

lift that fringe and show your hairline zoomer

Always think George Galloway looks like some 60s football manager for Celtic or similar

get him on love island

poor lad
literally born 10 years too late for his prime

are george is still the most box office person in the room

Nobody's more racist than me

Moment two cuddly-looking spaniels turn savage and maul helpless lamb to death

mad how flat australia is

reckon if i was young enough id take the hit and shag an old rich gay man until he dies to get his fortune
if you play it right you could be free of it before 30 and not have to worry about working

just found out vegan leather means plastic

I'm 79 and my feet have swollen . I can't wear sketchers any more . what the hell do I wear

cabegre drinking from the bathroom tap

an unexpected friendship begins

lmao he is very mid 10s as a specimen isn't he

What did you think it was?

my boss asked me why I do have zero confidence

I told him I hate myself

He said once you stop hating yourself you get better at things

Gee if only it was that easy

rorkes an alright guy you lads should be nicer to him

Israel's gonna have to show them why they are their (((greatest ally))) at this rate

vegan leather

Add me on wank cord I'm barry1066 I'm mentally ill and might eat chips tonight

still moggs ben nevis

Why do the Irish love brown people so much?

Sudocrem gang watch the fuckk out

I will pray for you

when i was a teen my teacher scolded me for not been having enough sex lol

most shit part of being a virgin is the fact that your hair is more affected by wind

14
onyx black

cram it ya god wad

just put something in your hair mate

Hey it's me barry1066 of discord so top 10 facts about me

mentally ill

autism

eating chips tonight hopefully

I like breaking bad

I like cider

I have a cool car

I'm on anti psychotics

I want more friends

I have funny larps

hank schrader is a fucking cunt

looked it up in the archive and you're lying

Prove it

wear a virgin hat? That's even worse

chicken parmiagana for dinner

why would they know his mouse history

are you illiterate?

incels should walk around with propeller hats so we can point them out in the crowd

yeah I am, just wanted to make a retard like you look

Uhh... why not a rich old woman instead...?

imagefap searching chavs

Great day for the unemployed incel walk. Up early enough to put the contacts in so i dont have to be a speccy runt out in the city

No a different letter starts my first and last names

it gives me the farts everytime i eat i, must be the cheese

it's more difficult

Up early enough to put the contacts in

how long does it take you? used to take me a while but I can do them first time now

one of the men killed was a gay nonce

allegedly, though it was never proven. not saying it didn't happen, but it's just... convenient... that an allegation like this only comes out after he's died when he can't deny the allegation
innocent until proven guilty is a cornerstone of our justice system

Hot shower. One of life's little luxuries.

did that earlier for the chavvy tanned women mate thanks for the suggestion

Hot lunch tonight

the sex would be even worse imo

Not more than 2 minutes, I just dont like to waste a pair.

Sir Aryan Hyperracist

why she so sick looking

err right well that's a naked woman

mate gf's who's staying for a bit has the shower on the hottest possible setting
actual freak behaviour
t. lukewarm warrior

It's never a good look when you have to resort to the Saville Defence.

Could do with a little less lips but otherwise perfect broad

Grand Theft Auto: Shropshire

You buyin'?

a rimjob from an eastern european prostitute. another reason to see another sunset.

would lick her pussy if you catch my drift

Hey, I'm barry1066 *cheesy corporate grin*

I'd be a great friend! I have many skills and abilities that suit me to the modern firendplace. I am a tram player, I have initiative and I am severely mentally ill!

me too lol

It doesn't matter, the burden of proof always lies with the prosecution, otherwise any old retard could make any old accusation and get someone locked up for life for something they never did

The best thing is to gradually turn the temperature up until it's hot as fuck and gets the room all steamy, but just a bit before you finish you turn the temperature down for a bit of cold water. Then you enjoy your little steam room when getting dry.

South of the border
Where the tuna fish plaaaaay

I thought you were a bacalla man!
What are you doin eatin sushi?

you're definitely too old to be this sensitive to what people think of you

might become a gamer, expensive sport nowadays

Neighbour had his lovely doberman puppy put down because it was too unruly, is that even legal?

dogbergs need more rights

If you're in your 30s wearing trainers and t-shirts that's insane. You can't be 38 walking around like that unless you are going to a sports activity

if your in your 30s get the hospital gown on granddad youre going nowhere

wear trainers

not trying enough

wear boots/shoes

trying too hard

You literally can't win

Just sent sisterberg an audio clip of my fart

voca.ro/1nGPp6MNuCdY

if it was a male, he shoulda got his balls lopped off

yeah haha that virgin hair sure did blow around a lot
after you have sex it starts to become heavier so no worries these days

been seeing a lot of stuff on this sugar diet recently. All liars and clearly all on ozempic and still have massive sugar addiction.

bought a red bull and almost immediately dropped it down high street
wanna kms

was wearing t-shirt and trainers earlier, got carded by the local police because i can't be doing that at my age but im only 37 so they let me go

two weeks ago the new department head announced he'll be cancelling certain projects because the department is losing money

someone pointed out that the projects he wants to cancel are all in the black so we'll lose even more money without them. the head seemed genuinely shocked and shaken to learn this even though he spent three months on a "strategic review" of our projects. then he disappeared for a two week holiday and reversed his decision immediately after returning and announced a "second round" of project reviews.

utter comedy this

rorke got the brogues on

very boring post this

WHAT DO I WEAR?
TRACKIE BOTTOMS + TRAINERS
I'M IN MY 30S
NOT AN OPTION
HUH??

um posters toes curl when you kiss their hair

Began to read in intrigue then realised you're right after the first 2 sentences. What a boring man. Preoccupied with innane bullshit.

any boywife man in?

For fuck sake. I've just received a letter from the property management telling me to stop feeding pigeons. I've literally just bought a 20kg bag of bird seed. I must have some evil neighbours. They didn't even bother talking to me first

Going to be a farty night

trousers and polo with some leather shoes
no need to shout you annoying cunt

Might rent myself a prozzie but I'd like to do it ethically since I know it can be a seedy business. How can I know when someone is a prostitute because they're a naughty little tart and not because some pimp is threatening to get them deported otherwise?

blud wants to shag ethically sourced prozzies

No one does these day. Cunts in the neighbourhood fed our cat, he left us because of it. Basically stole our cat. We told them to stop but obviously they didn't. Didn't see him in years. Then he got cancer, they called rspca who accused us of neglect.

People are fucking cunts. Cat was fat as fuck when we caught him too. Put down straight away of course.

you should dispose the feed down your pant leg like they did in great escape

Good there's nothing worse than dealing with bird shit all over the place and having pigeons try to nest on your balcony and keeping you awake early in the morning with their cooing.
Pigeons are cute but don't want them living too close.

grandma's in hospital and my brother's expecting a kid
so weird how life syncs up so one person goes and another enters

The Romanian ones that work out of smelly basements in Sheffield tend to be free trade

Like a substitute in football really

Get the darts on
*Jefre Cantu-Ledesma - Tracing Back The Radiance plays in background*

googoo gaga

So theoretically if your brothers wife has a miscarriage you'll get your gran back for a bit longer.

lol

belly? full of milk
binky? in
diaper? full
bonnet? on

yeah it’s nappy time

voca.ro/180jA0QkFJ9S

FRESH FART

New £500 jacket, bought

matcha latte for tea today :3

'za in the 'ven

Reckon you should be fine if you avoid the thai birds. Convinced that they are all here illegally and being pimped out.

The battle of rorkes drip

not very filling is it..........

Private property is wrong

work with a lot of non-english people at toil
ive started saying loads of meaningless idioms and theyve started picking them up
has me screaming whenever they say one

she's always wrong she's a woman

Violently horny

it's all swings and roundabouts at the end of the day

give an example

you're an idiot for not leaving this for mumberg to buy you on your birthday

at the end of the day its just one of me you know what I mean

like what

school shooter core

the unknown sandwich i left in my backpack since last week is starting to really stink to the point where im too scared to throw it out now

Might suck a willy

*crosses fingers on both hands and holds them up to my head* pls be mine pls be mine pls be mine

it will only get worse

what if it's a wine sandwich
didn't think about that did you

does willy in arse count as losing ye olde ginity

yeah that's spamming/flooding that is

he’s two buttons short of a weekend
you can't peel a mirror
that’s just buttering the chimney

You're right, and yet, I find myself in this situation. Did the same with some chicken breast I was marinating but instead of throwing it out I just put it in the freezer.

screaming

proper new