jenbrina 'dish
/brit/
sniffing
uuuuugh my tummy is so bubbly...
Sir Keir 'There Ain't No Black In The Union Jack' Starmer
why must drunk women scream
return to monke
XD
no kids
*punches you in the gut*
Feel a fart coming on lads get ready
does she.... you know
um that was rude
better be good
she looks like shes slurping on a .... well you know
Sir Keir 'Fourth Reich' Starmer
Ready to hear something fucked up?
Im gay
autistic
I have aids
made mozarella sticks
no sauce
wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead
This is my reality
aids
Maybe above the average filthy human?
what was it
XD
Lucy Liu. Perfection.
a bloke bumming a tranny
deleted
What was it
sat on my nuts
a bloke bumming a tranny
Do none of you have Anon Babble X
gonna go for a walk tomorrow and listen to some podcasts about alexander the great. have only got 1 more year to equal his life or i'm a failure.
it's her transbian gf doing the bumming xx
i have Anon Babble x
she can stab me in the shoulder with a fork i really don't care
anime
I have no options
nigga name is keir
New fart just dropped
genuinely it baffles me that people like edinburgh
unusable without it
prime sophie dee had such a peng minge
what’s wrong with it
better than glasgow that’s for sure
prove it
belter. my right ear got a good whiff
The lap
also a fat fucking arse made to be fucked innit
Dying over that fart lmfao
Not true.
Prefer Glasgow
It looked Slavic
Ok Lucy Liu, I WILL have sex with you!!
spent last hour procrastinating on doing the washing up
will only take me 10 minutes but just cba
always howl at this
Nah, it's just me.
LMAO HE FRUITY
love when I do a wee after morning tea and it smells like coffee
I wish you a pleasant evening.
Papatu
hmm doesn't sound quite right that
screaming at an ant along the sidewalk
Me leaving the pub after drunkenly chatting up barmaids and being a pest
are trenches still the best way to conduct conventional warfare?
Baby
Well they're using them in Ukraine so suppose under certain circumstances m, yes
You think trenches are still effective when drones are a thing? Lol
ant bit me toe oh fuck im done for
LMFAO I couldnt hold in the laughter, biggest fart yet
Europeans WILL worship my cock
I am in my room
Not true.
The sequel
imagine sitting in the middle of both and them showing them my average size cock
Creasing
I'm a tier one operator. I ain't going in no stinking trench.
Bro wishes to be Norwegian
Kek
rorke made it lads
that fart had some psi behind it
just reminisced on my first time playing WoW as a kid and got chills
farting to my heart's content
Stfu
This is it - the worst gimmick to have graced this general. Maybe the next gimmick will be people recording their burps or something equally as entertaining.
You gotta burn
lighten up
this is a leftypol couple
that bloke has a reddit account where he posts about his "smoking hot wife"
seethe zoomoid
mark corrigan ahh post
scfremaigng
This shit is quite annoying
so are you desu
Fucking dying not creased so hard in years
I am the one who teaches the right path
Light skinned women
Nice chebs
Laughed so hard I hurt my chest holy fuck. I'll keep the farts coming lads.
Starmer is based as fuck now you better be there for it
you might be right
leftypol breeds
rorke seethes
Why are you choking me bro?
Rorke posting his farts again?
fucking hell
she MUST have some sort of syndrome
either that or she's 30 years older than him
youtu.be
reminds me of this
hmmm, lets check the data on marriage and parenthood by political alignment i'm sure it will corroborate what you say :)
Sent that incel flying
in gta 6 there's some missions that require you to go back to liberty city, that's why they're releasing the gta 4 remaster this year
wonder what gok wan's up to these days
which button makes you do a 15 second shoe tying animation
yer da works for rockstar does he
any other catastrophically retarded man in?
My dick goes erect
ok, gok wan, but what about gok two?
exactly.
Yeah me
Only just realised I'm retarded as well
Quite a tough pill to swallow
They just keep coming, whopper this one
Grab the head and show them
Headache from laughing lads, can't do any more at this point. It'd kill me. I'd deflate.
I wouldn't classify you
彼は今私の銀行です
Some good farts tonight lads
Yeah, man.
DO NOT LOOK ON THE 'LOG RIGHT NOW
Only just realised I'm retarded as well
ktim
oh, what a mess I've made of my life
Tres chic
I wish you a pleasant evening.
What else did you think I was saving?
only moderately retarded, me
I had the idea.
do people still think feminism helped women and society
Stunning.
Chicken's nice and spicy
mikey sama
tarantino casted this chinese lady to play a japanese character in kill bill, nigga doesn't give a fuck
if this dude would have won WW2 you wouldnt even mind shitposting racist stuff online
now you have to worry to get arrested or get your home searched by 15 years old looking cringe bong cops
youtu.be
sad
Boku no pikey
okay, so he was drug-crazed nazi transvestite, but at least we could’ve gone dancing
imagine slandering people you have never spoken to before on a burmese balloon bouncing forum
Is it just me or is Anon Babble a lot noncier than it use to be? It never had a great reputation, but now it feels like there's a nonce every thread
you do not belong on /brit/
leave now
i've never met bush either but i still know he was a bad president
That's everything tbf
starmers are bro tier
ella purnell not really fit but she has big eyes so it's a lil cute
My gorgeous wife stuntpegg
bush and Herman Goering are the same person
you are a goofy goyim of the first magnitude
sipping on a glass of wild turkey
got the espadrilles on
comfy
I want to teach 4 year old indonesian girls english language
the singular is goy
Anon Babble has a dipropionate number of
autists
losers
ageing millenials
virgins
And is currently losing it's userbase. As such the average Anon is getting more and more pathetic as everyone even vaguely normal leaves. Ergo, a lot more nonces (proportionally) than previously.
wheres the bloke love
this also helps to explain why everyone here is also more bitter, cruel and vindictive than they use to be
nigga said ergo
Eh, don't see reddit or instagram getting any noncier.
Wifeberg out on a walk
That's all I need in life. Average brunette bird who loves me
average
Why are brits racist toward redheads?
i.4cdn.org
pretty average yeah
9/10 face with a 3/10 nose
Boring cunt, only lasted 20 seconds.
Rubbish
She’s a 1in a million tier beauty
I'm a proud member of a paki grooming gang
Non verbal autistic lad held by an adult while his kids beat him, Newport Wales
x.com
Welshypol staying silent on this one
Large set of chebs stepping off the school bus.
Alri Sadiq
Care providers predict up to 50,000 vacancies in the sector due to Starmer’s immigration clampdown
*rorke
The driver?
the replies are cringe af
nah
/brit/ on other hand has become much noncier due to the bradleybaiting gimmicks and AI spam
Cant trust a man who wont admit how fit they are
ktim
leavers 24 jumper
do you even get slutty schoolgirls in tights in yankland?
I work in a shop and they come in every morning
given his face is on camera, we should be seeing him in prison with a ten year sentence by the end of the week, right lads? right? that's how keir works now, right lads?
been friendless and without a girlfriend for so long by this point that I legitimately doubt I'll ever be normal
haven't had a close friend since I was 16 and never had a girlfriend and I'm now 25. that's 9 years of social development that I've missed out on. How can I ever dream of being normal when I have the maturity of a Year 11 student?
doing a CUNT uni assignment
Mate it's unreal. Tiktok has brought back goth girls.
rorke
leftypol
rasheed
I'm 28. Never had a girlfriend. Friends have come and gone. I have one friend who I sometimes meet for a pint. That's about it. It is what it is. It's my own fault. I could have much more. but mental elf, innit
Do you at least earn decent money/have a good career path?
rorke using nitter
sort of
it's not going to give me generational wealth, but it's enough that if I'm not a retard I could retire reasonably early
gaylad
cody's parents spending $60k a semester to send him to university of delaware so he can come home with a gangrenous cattle iron brand
Not even close mate, you never knew what you missed out on because you never got close. I haven't had a friend since I was 16-18. Even then, I was awkward with them and felt like an outcast. I had a thing with a girl at age 21 or so and couldn't get hard two night in a row, never spoke to her again. I had a very loving but completely non-physical LDR from 23-26 or so, which is worse than not having it at all. I'm 28 now, I don't go anywhere or talk to anyone.
well I'm in the same situation but with a dead end job so stop crying
Shine on you crazy diamond
I had a very loving but completely non-physical LDR from 23-26
how does this happen?
watching dirk gently
Wtf anon I just listened to it
mental how crypto just loses and gains 20% every several months with fail
mmm yes very natural definitely no exploitation of laundering going on here
Good lad
Only time I ever brought a girl back home my dad kept on making really sexist remarks at her and my mum insisted on us sleeping in different rooms. Was 22 at the time and haven't brought one back since.
ummm lad.... bottom right
It's bait, same icon as last time someone did this
HE'S BACK
dirk gently
The Stephen Mangan version, I hope.
not bait, look at the time
one of these is not like the others
Rorkes on the loose
Everything by Douglas Adams is insufferable reddit shite anyway.
Shagger dad, virgin mum
did you know elephants can stand on thinner ice than humans can (if they are standing still) because they have much bigger feets so the pressure is actually lower while stationary
We are good, buddy.
Whoops wrong pic sorry x
Slava Ukraini
we've all been here before
Slava Ukraini
fucks sake going to have nightmares now
Don't copy me, Amenhotep
Nah, I will do.
nigga never left /brit/
just going add my 2 cents before i head to bed ... the egyptian has been the heart and soul of /brit/ of late ...
Up to $39 from my initial $10 deposited on a Poker site. I just like playing poker, not really bothered about gambling. But people on free sites don't play properly.
Might buy some Warhammer when I cash out.
2025.......I am forgotten..........
Let's make out.
Corrr
corr get it doon ye
He is a fucking mutt
HAGGIS!!!!
The son of bitch deserves a painful death
Ey Johnny tell 'em what Haggis is
I want god's head
There was a reason...
He’s editor of the spectator now
You make no sense, buddy.
Any other /born to rvle/ man in? Reckon I'd give Pablo Escobar a run for his money as a kingpin
mad how everyone rates the beaches in california even though they have these things there
Bloody bastard
listening to the 'nescence
lest we forget
spamming/flooding
I will knock him in the fucking bathroom
I will dick his fucking head
more of a 'this post violates united states law' kind of guy myself
My heart
Hate when you don't need to poo then you get that horrible pre shit itch
You are the scientist here
What do you mean how? You talk to someone every day over the phone and through video calls every day throughout your life and actives, they do the same, and know them more than you would a best friend, but never actually end up meeting in person before it ends because you are in different countries. It's quite nice really because you know the whole thing is grounded in love. Literally everything bar the physical part of a normal relationship. Probably will never have anything close to it again.
leftypol cares more about this bloke's feelings than those of the women and children he bullied and abused
Can
Don't really hear anything about Jack Monroe now do you?
Seemed like an absolute grifter with tall tales about boiling down soap to make shampoo whilst being on ITV Loose Women and raking in donations
he was actually a rorke making a statement about something
Open Eye Signal
insane tune
sounds so fucking mental when on ritalin as well
imagine michael gove sucking the tip of your bellend with his big fish lips
He is actually a whore
prefer eye contact with my blowies and with gove-o that is just not possible
He became a man again
Canadian Excellence
Mega
Anyone like this wee pic I took
aye mate ats a lovely wee pic
*goes into the group chat that has everyone but you*
you lads see that mong's gay wee pic? haha what a gay
Instead of being a retarded tomorrow, be a brilliant!
Farsoseebeowulf
oot ae order lad. kek
remember when David Starkey got cancelled for saying "damn blacks"
being a brilliant tomorrow starts with getting a good nights sleep tonight
uhh let me be clear uhh yes we can!
nobody ever proved him wrong though
Always been
fucking sick of freaks being allowed to just roam around, it's common sense these people should be treated in asylum or told to knock it off if it's some kind of act/fetish but instead we let them wander around freely because muh human rights and if we do something about nonces we'll be nazi germany tomorrow,
bloody seethinjg i am
A 1000 year
Such thing worth slitting my throat in the bathroom
you should lad x
just jumped a thousand feet in the air
Raining blood
aye calm down slayer
looked in the mirror did we
Ok.
didnt see any mirrors up there lad
XD
Fuck you.