Eurovision Song Contest 2025 - Semifinal 2

Starts: 21:00 CEST, 3 PM EST

Youtube stream:

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Official swedish stream that works worldwide:

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you see that mountain? you can nigger it

gee... thanks todd...

on the mountain, dummy

Didn't really like Straya's gimmick since Estonia did better on Tuesday but Montenegro fumbled the vocals on an otherwise vocal heavy ballad

1. Australia
2. Montenegro

classic screaming balkan lady

Not really a fan of ballads but this was the best one so far

short song

Based black queen

She looks like Michael Jackson

forgot to make the food in time and with the stream there's zero breaks

wut do?

The song ended so abruptly

monteniggers what is she singing about

ROUDE LEEEIW HUEL SEEEE

True montenegrin performing in standing bed in case she wants to take a nap

balkans bad even doe croatia was kino last year

I hope the sound producers replace israel song with NIGGA HEIL HITLER

she pronounces it strange. i wouldn't have understood it if i didn't knew what she was singing.

Time for dead space dog!

was the second choice for MONTENEGRO

Laika Party!

THE CRACK

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR ROBBING NEONOEN YOU HAG

I bet this goes hard if we could understand what she is singing

Norway's sloppy seconds

dobrý večer sir

english commentary said she looked like a dog with a cone of shame

Finally, the best song in eurovision

god I love black women

uhm those flags are not European. Shouldn't they be banned?

How the fuck did Nina's voice sound better 12 years ago TO A DUBSTEP SONG

I fell asleep.

LAIKA PARTY

iltaa

Igranka was ROBBED
youtube.com/watch?v=FR9rtB2ilZU&pp=ygUHaWdyYW5rYQ==

The irish looks like that?

Ireland sends a Norwegian mercenary

Lol
You deserve to loose

shut up please

holy

finns representing sweden

norwegian representing ireland

Nords are desperate

wait this one sounds kinda good

anime sexo

yes yes ROUDE LEEEEIW HUEL SEEEE

DEAMON PORTAL GIVE US YOUR POWER

This is dogshit but would slap as nightcore

NIGHTCORE IN YUROVISION

poor mans ellie goulding

Emmy a cute

angloid moment

she wonders woy

I genuinely like this.

moi

they have a different signer for each song

How many of my bong bucks are spent on this horseshit?

greek rater you are one of my favorite posters in the thread :)

Oh my god these vocals SUCK
shame, i liked the studio version

nightcore rave

first thought it was japanese

crowd can have them, artists cant

Hate this singing in cursive voice

3 songs in an this semi already better than the 1st

dog in the background

what did she mean by that???

Laika party!

VOICE CRACK

Ireland

sings in English

I'm not happy.

i like it but her not being irish/anglo is CHEATING

I hate this "cutesy" voice shit so much. I'll take the satanic tranny over this any day.

COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS

Proper yurotrash

Someone needs to make a nightcore version of this and then make and osu map of that

what the fuck is wrong with audio in this semi

Ok, last year we sent Bambi Thug. Now this? What are we fucking up to?

Are the early 2000s back in style?

best so far

save europe ahh song

space dog song

YJK

oh nooooooooooo another zoomercore reminds me of when we were young nightcore version me

Why don't they sing in gaelic?

smurf voice?

We see 2 konsonants and make a long sound, I remember like the first thing bu german teacher said was that in german it's always short

Oh god new Nightcore song dropped

After the song ends, or before they introduce the next one, there is a sound that seems like the beginning of last years Nemo's song.
That was amazing, absolutely deserved from Nemo. What a song that was. Last year was so much better dudes.

Btw this current song is quite good. Best of first 3 in this semis for sure.

LAIKA VIRGIN! TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!

safe boring pop this will end high

what the fuck Ireland
you have a legacy to protect!

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Montenegro

give me hardstyle version with david laid posing in the background plz

sounds like AI music

Australia 2/10

Negro Mountain 5/10

Ireland 8/10

I liked this one. Regardless, Ireland will pass easily

I feel like she should have been dressed like a dog for this song

Based euro dance kween

le space dog

peak reddit

white woman singing about dogs

YOU JUST KNOW

Lajka isn't alive, she died from overheating and stress

nee, schwetz letz

nightcore kino!

Too ziggery for me desu

THE RETURN TO ROCKEFELLER STREET

ABSOLUTELY SLAPS!

LIKE A PARTY

I just want my babygirls to get on through to the final

best song

I want to sex the five of them.

what the fuck are these lyrics am sad now
LAIKA PARTY IN THE SKYYYY

youtube.com/watch?v=sA2d6KxtqNs
someone posted this remix last time and it was one of my favorites from 24, even if unofficial

Mountenigger Heil Hitler

THIS
HOW HAVE THE FUCKED UP THE SOUND MIXING? SWISS HACKS

This shit sounds like nightcore remix of existing song

you don't know what nightcore is

the nightcore remix for this might be decent

Wtf kinda fortnite lobby music is this?

AWOOOOOOO

maybe dont watch the fucking deaf broadcast then you fucking retarded bongoid

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One thing I noticed is that portuguese entries are always first LIVE heavy, meaning that they work much better for live performances than a lot of countries entries that first release a studio version with videoclip and then you find out it sucks live

This feels dated as fuck

From dark witchcraft to Cotton candy lolipop

yeah, here 2 konsonants make the pronounciation shorter!

You just know

I actually like this wtf

Ireland solid 8/10 i like it

this is nightcore bait

Souless techno :(((

Nice. Sex with women btw

same

Reminds me of playing ossu, with all the nightcores years ago

it's fun

Lacks a beat, desu

Pretty cute song. Had not heard it before today

1. Ireland
2. Australia
2. Montenegro

pyrotechnics!!

So am I reading between the lines correctly if I interpret she wants to have sex with a dog in space?

I'm expecting good things. 0

It's an AU where Laika survived song

What's next. Madeline McCann is alive?

it's about the time you sent a dog to space and killed it lol

I liked that

Shut up

speed it up and make it nightcore

AI slop background

Those are my babygirls but yes i also want them to get through

Sound like crap animefaggots listen to

Need a soundfag to explain to me why the audio mixing is bad

all eurovision songs are dated as fuck except portugal

no drop for the whole song

disgusting

This is a shit song, you should all be ashamed

finland worst posters
fuck you fins

I really liked Ireland

fuck this would slap as a nightcore or happy hardcore version

What are you, a woman?

undefeatable aussie god > Ireland >>>> shit >>>> Montenegro

irish girl is so kawaii desu

what country was this girl?

lmaooo she actually has a cartoon voice

Wtff i love it actually

yes

Nightcore would be faster.

well, i'm not

so dated it went full circle and is it again

The fuck are you talking to me for?

I HOPE MCCANN IS STILL ALIVE AND SHE SWIMS IN THE POOL STILL
AND THAT PODESTA'S HAVING A PARTY AND THAT HE ALWAYS WILL

CRINGE

Sorry about the hockey lad

Ireland

Family Friendly

Meanwhile Malta has a Vulva on stage

CRINGE

I hate this greek's lists so zesty

IRL 5.5 AUS 4 MNE 4

9-1

the song is about a dog you troglodyte

Germany you have some explaining to do

can we bring the Tongue Queen instead of this one?

FREE PALESTINE

wtf

what if he just says the N word?

those are all faggots?

flag

of course you do, its the most Dutch song since Iceland

a gay german

My teeth hurt from cringing too hard

Has ourgirl sung yet? I don't care for anyone else desu

he would rape me gladly

I agree with this ranking.

I LOVE THIS ASPERGERS BLONDE

KISS KISS KISS

Jesus what is this weeb bullshit?

PLESAE NO BULLY

i know

should have said palestine

sex with baltic sluts

Latvia humiliation ritual

Real

Grandfather called so ranking for Ireland may not be accurate. Like the rhythm though

HERE WE FUCKING GO

I'm cumminnngnggggg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

MAKE HER STOPPPPP

NATIONAL MAN SHAFT BROS???

BWC entry

I feel bad for that poor audience nonce being harassed by the tranny Swiss skank

BROS SEX INCOMING

that was a little bit zesty im ngl

Booba?

Latvia sexo

this is a reminder to NOT fall for cheerleader effect

9-1

W-WHITE WOMEN....... IN MY EUROVISION???????????????????????

cute

NOW WE'RE TALKING

My boner is hard for these ladies right now.

Holy fuck fire her for that

scatvia thoughbeit

O______O!

CAM ON SCATVIA, SCAR SOME FOKIN NOTES

How to get sign language red button not working.

FOLK RUSAŁKA KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

hope they bring robo dog on stage too

SEX with every single one of them

WHY ARE THEY BAITING WITH LAST YEAR'S WINNER SONG CHORD AT THE BEGINNING OF EACH ENTRY REEEE

Can the hosts still be replaced before the finale?

Finngolian Horde too scary for slovenian babby?

i suffer in the baltics

SEXO?

SLAVIC IDOLS

Look at those robots and amerilards say that Europeans can't innovate.

Sell your ice skates

Montenegro sexo
Latvia bad songo

zesty

Why not?

Latvia singlehandedly bumping up the SEXO average.

THEY ARE DRYADS

This entire show is yet another yearly reason to make me embarrassed to be gay desu

WITCHES CHANTING

NEBER NEBER NEBER NEBER

they look like her

They are all uggos

Are those nymphs?

civilization menu music

Booba time!

goated act

HOLY SOUL

they really saved the best for the 2nd semifinal didnt they

holy shit, eurovision sucks this year
what the fuck happened?

this is pretty neat

wtf I love slowdive now

THE VALKYRIES ARE IN EUROVISION
KINO

they should rape me in a pagan ritual

this semi is 10 times better than the 1st

dafuq

why did they give them shitty costumes! this is not cute!

is this a siren song? makes me feel kidna funny...

baltics are the balkans of the north

lmao kek

guaranteed NQ. not because I don't like it or anything, I just know

I love it but poland got taken out behind the shed ans SHOT by the jury when they tried this a few years ago

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Montenegro
Latvia

These are the witches the village priest doesn't want you to consort with

Labyrinth of pan-esque

Does Latvian always sound like this or are they terribly off-sync?

DID THEY SAY NEGER NEGER? WTFF FLMAOOOOOO

sus

YOUR NOT EMBARRESSED AT ALL

this lowkey sounds a little african

i swear this happens all the time

sexo if their faces were covered by paperbags

holy based

NEGGER NEGGER NEGGER NEGGER NEGGER NEGGER

Pretty ladies
Not so pretty song

latvia is decent too

BABA YATU YETU ULIYE

This is pretty kino song

heh

NEBER HEIL HITLER

Australia 2/10

Negro Mountain 5/10

Ireland 8/10

Latvia 7.5/10

So catchy and sexy zamn. Worse than Ireland though

what in the dirty projectors is this

meh

They sound off beat and all over the place

dont be self hating, you know you like it deep inside (eurovision)

VGHHHH.... EVRO ETHNIC MVSIC

It's horrible so far.

Holy sexo I am hard as jelly which is a lot for me.

This is weirdly sovlful, spiritual even

shit I meant cocteau twins

Why is a worm coming out of their asses?

gorman gorman gorman gorman

Anons, (You) have ONE job.

sounds like cirque du soleil shite

I was thinking the same, like they are stepping up the engagement up to finals

This what happens when you let the most boring people on earth to manage the show

DEMONS

I miss Cha Cha Cha lads

Watching this one on mute and loving it

for me, it's Gabriela

Watch/listen to a recap of songs in alphabetical order by country

Can't even make it past Croatia

Most tolerable song is extremely derivative of a 21 year old American novelty track (Kelis-Milkshake)

it's so bad that it might qualify

I feel like I'm about to be drowned by some kind of slavic water spirit.

are they showering together afterwards?

Latvia = Russians from Temu

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

sadly

holy shit, big tapeworms :DDD

WHAT THE FUCK

KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO

This is lowkey good

This song is really good.

So catchy

THis

This is sum good shit! :DDD

Kino

good job Latvia I'm impressed

Original, catchy, nice on latvia.

enhance!

german

yes?

Now you understand why Odysseus was lost for years.

As a piece of music this a mess to the ears but it’s interesting

THIS IS AWESOME

It's not bad.

finally it's over

that was cool and unique

Well....that was something. Didn't expect that.

There was nothing sexo about Latvia. They were all covered up.

So repetitive

This semifinal is so much better than the first one

wish they didn't go with such fucked up wake up

Foreigners like it

what

I'd like it were it not for the women screaming in the woods vibe

how did you have such shit taste on tuesday but now your ears actually work

kino

sex with latvian catgirls

Unexpected Latvian KINO

pretty good

He has no legs to stand on.

14. Israel

What should I expect.

It catchy

yea

looked good sounded BORING

latvian sovl

I like it, hope they won't NQ

Australia 2/10

Negro Mountain 5/10

Ireland 8/10

Latvia 7.5/10

Armenia 0/10

Nigger alert

SIS POR SNEED!

I know they are supposed to be tails, but it just looked more like something came out of their asses and then they sucked it back in

what a bunch of cuties from Latvia!

it’s kinda special not very eurosong tho

allow all flags

only pan camera past the same two safe areas that don't show a single palestine flag but does show one homo flags to get brownie points

yeah, it was like 10 seconds of music on loop

I have come

Try using your imagination, Georgios.

you fart when you stand like that ;_;

WHERE THE FUCK IS METAL

EVROPA ERWACHE

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and a suspiciously quiet audience

latvians are retards

who would've thought

Good. Kinda sounded like our way of saying "Nigger" though which was funny as fuck

Certified anti-booing technology probably

Better than Azerbaijan incoming.

boring ballad slop

they are fine as hell desu

armenia is about to mog you hard

nothing. ummah is too weak...

Israel 14

They're playing so fucking safe this year booooh

Why are Israel in this?

I was watching it from here
bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm26llmpgq0t

Ye runs in with a steel chair

why you gae
Yeah, all entries so far range from decent to great.

GOATS CUTE

it's not a ballad or run of the mill pop song

rating Armenia a 10 to spite the azeri flag
(even doe the song sucks)

Censored boos and playing a victim.

Best song so far. Better than all Sneedish songs in every Eurovision ever.

hopefully the morals of the people kick in and they rightfully kick them out of the event live on stage

Yeah it looked like snake poo to me

Looks like the love child of HassanAbi and Destiny

Hasan?

Latvia 12 pointss

Total armeni death (I AM NOT OBSESSED)

Stayin aliver

yes, yes, 12 points for ireland

you know why

ITS HASANABI

How the fuck is suffering possible in Switzerland when you live in places like that

zestyyy

Latvia's entry gets better every time you hear it, which is a shame because most people only hear it once

I got my bat shits on

huh?

They are in the European Broadcasting Zone

What is this shit?

rating 0/10 before the song even started just because it is Armenia

kek

sex with Christian Armenians

SUR
VI
VOR

WOW dat swollen clit

this is so bad

CHUD

I must admit
I can't explain
Any of these thoughts racing
Through my brain
PADADA DAT DAAAAAAAAAA
PADADA DAT DAAAAAAAAAA

where is the fun?

wew

Cool

BASED BASED BASED

armenia is based!!

English song

Black Skinhead

G A Y

If Anon Babble was full of women you would love this

wtf Armenia, I thought you guys liked ballads

Already better than Azbajsan

Nice special pants

wtf Armenian Imagine Dragons

Tekken vibes

no its ESC gabe idiot

Ye's influence can be seen everywhere.

Trannycore sissy music

Azeris send a flaming faggot

Armenians send a chad warrior

What happened??

Cringe.

Kinda zesty

Australia 2/10

Negro Mountain 5/10

Ireland 8/10

Latvia 7.5/10

Armenia 0/10

Name of the song is SURVIVOR KeeeeeeeeK
The song is also copy paste, garbage

Survivah

This is literally just the drum fill from Black Skinhead. WTF.

nathaliedistraction/naturegirlnat

Here comes the Armenian chad

they don't even have a word for suffering (i think)

Just had 20k stackwiped by ottos. Didnt see what happened but my guys were sieging Kocaeli, when I looked we had control of the straight and full control over Europe.. This nigga pisses me off. They had 33k at the time i got stackwiped. But they were getting bitched because they were at war with me and mamluks.

SONG MADE BY BIG SWEDISH EUROVISION, DON'T VOTE

wtf this is a banger
i stand with armenia against azerbaijan now

thats not how it works

Why are all gay men so fit?

I'M SALIVA
STAYIN' ALIVA

BASED MGTOW ARMENIA

Gay song

Generic

Why does mainland Europe have absolutely fucking awful taste in music.

I'm a survivor, eye of the tiger

nigga heil hitler

lmao this is just kidz bop Black Skinhead

He sounds like he’s singing in thet exagerated London accent people do

OIM A SURVIVOAH

Armenia's staging is sick. It's a shame the song is ass.

BEST ONE SO FAR

Bring back ESPRESSO

survivor of stepanakert?

Latvia absolute kino
Armenia absolutely imagine dragons

Sport commercial music

Imagine Dragons is the worst thing in music ever

we have Imagine Dragons at home

They looked better in folklore dresses, but these occult flower leotards are okay.

DID SHE SING TODAY? I WAS LATE

this is so 2000s

i like this

SAIL

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HE'S FAST ANON!

Car advert song

bro kys

Armenians would be cool if they werent eternally pissing over their imaginary ""genocide""

What happened??

Nothing changed.

this is the catchy song between the breaks

youtube.com/watch?v=pvR3Z8lmx0g
Pretty cool

cockroaches singing about being survivors

I'm morbidly obese

Good concept
Not so good execution

check flag

checks out

this song is imagine dragons tier shit the azeri is right actually

So garbage, how did our army missed killing him

The only people who really like fit men, are other men.

oops

How do you expect they find bottoms?
By beings fatties?

HOLY MIDDLESCHOOL CORE

This one isn't very good. Generic sneeden-tier boringpopsongtrash.

He should be naked

Leave it to Eurovision to somehow turn EVERYTHING, even what on paper can be the most straightest act, into the zestiest fruity zestfest possible

STAYING ALIVER

your next

we make that boring ahh contest much more interesting and the producers know it

Interesting performance but I still prefer Ireland. I liked Armenia's chorus and staging but everything else was meh.

1. Ireland
2. Latvia
3. Armenia
4. Australia
5. Montenegro

shut up last place

nigga heil hitler

this year

kek

its ok
so far every song is better than the worst from two days ago

because you are incompetent and couldnt hit a barn wall

Feels like a sneaker commercial. Better than a ballad though.

as if your tastes haven't been equally shit since the Oasis days

Nice try ozturk

all these writers

and THIS is the best you could come up with?

ahh

kys

Turko-Swede spotted..

Armenia = gay top

Arzebaijan = gay bottom

Ciprus = gay vers

flag

SUR VI VOR

The armenian genocide did not happen

This is what Norway tried to be

yeah how dare they want accountability and recognition for past atrocities

because he's a survivor

Ngl, I kinda vibe with Amrenia's song.
This semi final is turning out to be WAYYYYYY better than the first one.

They played the song near the end of the countdown

this would have been a hit with 14 year olds in 2005

Survivor

why is he covered in shit?

German commentator: 'If you like topless men you will like the next one.'

'If you don't then, well, why did you tune in in the first place?'

Well?

one of the best eurovisions

AUSTRIA AUSTRIA
AUSTRIA AUSTRIA AUSTRIA AUSTRIA
AUSTRIA
LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOO
SATURDy wineseeeeeer

umm it's illegal to deny genocides.

Fun fact: The Swedes genocided Armenians.

I miss the qt from last year

thomas Gayson

now it makes sense

GEEEEGGGGG

Me = sex them all

I love how not a single of the SURVIVOR was pronounced correctly and as SALIVA instead

say ass you ahhhole

Austria is now the 2nd favorite to win

because hes a survivor

His name is Johan Bitch

country compilation: nature, rural, trad architecture, churches

the performer: gay lesbian tranny with piercing coloured hair and tattoos

Why do they do this. These people have nothing to do with the normal people in the country

made in finland if our commentator is believed

Holocaust survivor

WHY ARE THEY BAITING WITH LAST YEAR'S WINNER SONG CHORD AT THE BEGINNING OF EACH ENTRY REEEE

love postcards very comfy

Performer for Ireland is Norwegian with no connection to Ireland

Are there just no rules on who can represent countries?

POE POE POE POE POE POE

obvious bottom

chad

sure

Jurybait song

gay

queerbait jurybait incoming

Why does Austria get two songs?

every year or so it really hits the spot yea

10 people working on lyrics, and not a single one of them could figure out a real word to rhyme with Survivor

he's from Philippines

Austrians explain yourselves

why does austria always send some mystery meat twink

Pronouns

Is this a eunuch singing?

Castrated gay

Gay shit comes.

another high voice faggot

austria explain yourself

sounds like one too kek

first faggot of the night

AUSTRIAN FEMBOY hahahaha

what da

Even gayer than the last one how the fuck is that even possible

Good singer. Homo song.

The swiss are famously narcasistic

gayyyyyyyyy

This one's got range

TOTAL
TWINK
LOVE

jesus dude you still don't know this after a Canadian won for Switzerland like fucking 40 years ago?

Wait that's a guy!?

this better not slide one of the good songs into NQ

AHAHAHAHAHAH

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GET OF THE FUCKING STAGE POSER

Falling asleep to this shit song already

where did austria dig up this castrato

didnt expect opera
cool

Wait I thought this was a dude.

Warning: Austria was on Wil.i.am (b***k bastard) team on the Voice UK

because this one isn't really good, so we also sent a team of austrians

Ballad
Cant wait until he voice cracks

oh this one's good
who is this?

losing my testosterone listening to this austrian faggot

San Marino had fucking Flo-Rida a couple of years ago.
No rules at all

espresso

milkshake

I see a pattern for this year best songs.

based kween posters

rhyming under with under

wtf

Ow my ears

modern day castrato

whoever the brit was who said this faggot has no stage presence was right

Australia 2/10

Negro Mountain 5/10

Ireland 8/10

Latvia 7.5/10

Armenia 0/10

Austria 1/10

So bad, but it will pass anyways cuz emotions o algo
My ears bleed

What's happening up there in the Alps

Didn't know he was an enuk :3

stop pinching his balls guise
thats rude

Holy fuck that voice is sick

eye cleanser

nevermind i like this thats fire nigga just pulled out the dimash kugaiberger

now we homo

Holy vocals

gay ass nigga shit

They sent a rave goddess. They had to send back a fag for the equilibrium

DON'T TRY TO HIDE NOW AUSTRIANS

EXPLAIN

Legit thought it was a dude before she started singing

not a guy retards

This is the first time I'm hearing this
I take no responsibility

my ears

This is a trans man isn’t it

This person's choreography is all over the place

I prefer Icelands boat.

Woman voice??

Okay...

no, i think someone part of making the song needs to be from that country

I cannot properly describe how much I hate listening to this operatic twink singing. He's good at it, I just can't stand the sound.

here’s your favorite bro

NGL, this takes some serious singing chops.

Not sure I like his opera voice lacking something

Austrian gendefluid

This is what Austrians look and sound like?

that scream

wtf was that part of the song?

It's not?

thanks bro, almost didn't make it

Better than the Netherlands lol

Lmao what a cheap nemo copy

You are all tranny obsessed retards

BORING. Worst song so far.

The voice is spectacular.
Kino

ULTRA SEX

MY WINNER
BEEEEEEEEEST ONE

Eurovision generator:

[insert zesty man/woman]

[insert zesty ethnicity]

[inserty any evropean country]

Based! A chinese faggot singing for Austria!

Is that a butch lesbian or a gay man?

That escalated quickly

song is trash but nice effects

ok I like this actually, what the hell

absolute coal

what a downgrade

GAY OPERA RAVE

schizo inhibitors, off

Austria released one good song last year and now they're back in full force with the gayness

anyway...

It's not?

SEIZURE

It is a dude lmao

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wait a minute austria doesn't have boats or water

FINAL STAGE

uh did xe moan ?

is he odysseus

Isn't this favourite? It's fucking dreadful.

You didn't need 10 writers to write "Lalalalala I'm a survivor", to be desu
Sorry, I'm lagging so behind :(

WHY WOULD YOU SEND THIS A YEAR AFTER POPERA WIN?? could have won in any other year

Eurovision has the ENTIRE range of gayness
Straight zesty, femboy, and everything in between

Atrocious 0/10

What is this, based on the movie the lighthouse or something?

When will Austrians pull the trigger and send the Orange Woman

NOT a fan

bros I think I’m epileptic and dying HELP

Daaayyuum

the good part is the last 10sec of the song

what is this 5d chess?

I can see why it's a favourite and it might win the juries over but I don't think it's a winner

1. Austria
2. Ireland
3. Latvia
4. Armenia
5. Australia
6. Montenegro

SO TRUE

Was worse than armenia kek

nah, Austria, you don fucked up
people were hoping you were gonna' at least ATTEMPT that climax

Not bad

nemo bait

Not bad, not bad...

That drop was SO CRINGE
AHAHHAHAH

Epilepsy fuel
but it's ok, I dig the electro

It was funny cute when she laughed while chatting with Rylan on Tuesday fr

CUTE CUTE

what a fag

blonde hair

black eyebrows

Explain. How is this possible?

Niggas have really been glazing this mid entry?

Nice 20 last seconds...

I'm getting a beer. I can't do this sober.

IRL 5.5 LAT 5 AUT 5 ARM 4.5 AUS 4 MNE 4

austria is gonna win because the judges want to show people they can appreciate high culture

yawn

Not us btw

hunter schafer?

Great vocals
Style and no substance staging
Shit song

these presenters are terrible and soulless

i thought so too.

shit song

put in some eurodance so people like it

lmao

This is some cult shit.

Yeah Austria is going to win isn't it

INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND

DROP HER

There's lakes you know..

PISS BREAK

would touch her butt

but you get a beer every day

Austria 10/10
=HAЦИOHAЛЬHOCTЬ ABCTPИEЦ=

brow liner my virgin brother

What is this cringe?

this is maximum autism

she sang shit but the choreography slapped, which makes sense she is a dancer originally

stick a finger in her bum

What the fuck, Austria!?

NIGGA HEIL HITLER
NIGGA HEIL HITLER

why cara delevigne looks so shit today

Time for some real music

imagine touching her bum

my brother asked me if Austria was a guy or a lesbian and I don't know what to answer lmao

BRAZILIANS IN EUROVISION

OBRIGADA

That was an incredibly finnish 55 (fiftifaiv)

the finnish host started crying after that song

I'm so sorry you had to see this

Crowd surfing and interviewing people in the middle is actually pretty cool

Bitch tryna be Poki

should we tell him?

She is so autistic it's unreal

holy cringe

COME TO BRAZIL

don't come to brazil

brazil comes to you

eurobros...

Imagine if this was in India

someone is gonna put a finger in her butt

BRAZIL MENTIONED

I'm hoping for an accident.

t-that is my fetish

Just say yes

BRAZIL MENTIONEEED!!! SOPA DE MACACOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I
NEED
TO
S
DDR

Aaaaaaaa

ANON......

Idk the last part of Austria was pretty good

this presenter

EVERYONE THERE IS GAY

i'd touch her pussy in the crowd

I have gussbumps

Australia is so good that I ignore the fact that he didn't sing in German

Total boomer death

And I thought Germans were unfunny…

Ennen olisi viety saunan taakse

are you serious? is your host a fag or something?

ok ill do it

It's a mystery.

It'll be a woman's finger in her butt then

I have the same uwu

WTF

we didnt see it though

based

I feel like a fetus with disco on its mind

WAT

I HAVE SEEN RIGHT'S DICK SUCKING VIDEOS

yes, he's insufferable

thats why a woman will do it

Why is she lying? They look ugly and old

Allison Hazel Brugger (born 9 December 1993)

1993

technology.
they have chemicals that change the color of hair. it's crazy. and even chemicals that can make the frogs gay.

How easy is it to fuck an insufferable Swiss roastie?

You mean the last 10 sec? Still garbage
Dw it will pass cuz liberalism emotions o algo

bring back native language only

One of the faggiest faggots around here

I HATE BOOMERS

not gonna lie, cara delevigne from temu is actually funny

I want to apologize right now...

be a little nicer red sebastian

He is actually.

tuned into the swede stream and tuned out after like 5 seconds. Very glad peacock cuts this cringe interval shit.

That was actually sweet. Eurovision is no place for that.

You mean Mikko Silvennoinen just now? How did I miss that?!

Swiss are the ultimate stick up their arse country

mileage 483488km

godtier

Australia

good

Austria
Ireland
Latvia

okay

Armenia

shit

Montenegro

suprisingly nice songs so far

The biggest flaming faggot there is

I know from high school some girls have it naturally.

Eye brow hair matches pubic hair, but not always head hair.

GOD SAVE THE FUCKING KING

USER BELOW ME IS A RAGING HOMOSEXUAL

British slags let's fucking gooo

UH UH

0 points

god have mercy

oh boy generic thotpop

yes, he is annoying. I miss those that were there during early 2000s

link me up m8

Put UK in shit right now.

SHE'S ONLY 31 YOU SICK FUCK

The background chorus made that part good

lumo bros...

I'm so glad we weren't there

Lol based Rylan

I'll give Austria another listen later, cuz Internet stinks where I live

Holy shit, the wall is real.

HOW CAN I ACT LIKE HITLER
WHEN I'M A FUCKING NIGGER

she has michael shannon's crazy eyes

Fun fact - if you look at our 6 ladies without make-up you notice that they're hags :(

Shut up

The Big Five are the protagonists of Europe btw

laita ääniraita enkuks

ireland proceeds to win 3 times in a row

1993 is young shut up

Ok we have to get more points than this song... write that down everyone!

SLAGS

BRITISH ROSES

UK ZERO POINTS HERE WE GO

thanks UK finally some prime slags

YAYAYAY

Come on our girls!

omg noooo our country has GAYS in it noooo please pay attention to the GAYS my country has :(

You're watching the eurovision

HERE WE GOOO

WHAT IS HAPPENING????

3 can

Austria's song is about a failed love and how the singer became an eununch

sexo?

make best music in the world

send absolute dogasswater to eurovision each year

why is the uk like this?

ye
my 3 favorites this year are in the native language
theyre usually the best songs

quintessential english slags

Someone just kill her already

Roastiesong

I'M SORRY
GERMANY 0 POINTS

since you send one good song recently (spessman) i will wait till i hear it

No seriously Britbros. What the fuck is this shit? Why did you send this?

>puts austria first

3 titlets

come the fuck on

ZERO POINTS

make best music in the world

kek

Unironic 10/10 in bongland

empowered feminist group

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pick a genre ffs

Is this a song about being sluts?

Gandalf looks at the screen

KINO NOSES

BRITISH ROSES (SLAGS)

Sex with English roses

I swear I've fucked the brunette sometime in Corfu

'luv me some british birds

0 points

0 (zero) points

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED

ah yes, slag anthem

Boring but sexo.

the bathroom gay orgie song was better

Why can't I watch this cringefest more than a minute?

This is the white version of Disney Hercules

Would

Now that's proper slags, 'aight lads!?

piece of shit jude *spits

INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND

Chudcels ITT seething at women having fun I see

GIRL BAND KINO

LOVE LOVE

wtf we were born almost same day same year, only 8 day difference

SEX WITH ANGLO WOMEN

i hope so

UK what the fuck is this dogshit?

lmaoo

Perfect time to post old memes

Zero pontos

ngl would let all 3 of them use my face as a chair

Australia 2/10

Negro Mountain 5/10

Ireland 8/10

Latvia 7.5/10

Armenia 0/10

Austria 1/10

UK 1.5/10

Zesty, unoriginal, boring

Really, this is the best from UK?

I get abba vibes off this one

Cute heels on the pink slag

I predict ZERO POINTS

hags

could've sent some better slags

HOLY FUCKING DIMES WARRA FUCKING SONG FROM R SLAGS

Reminder that mentally ill ABES will vote for some fucking third world throat-warbling dogshit over this.

The blue one is peak slag

I'm not sure is it UK or USA.

Bro they always send crap. Have you seen last years’ abomination?

I think this is fun. Definitely the strongest vocals until now.

faries from cinderella

but bri'ish

another 0 points incoming, this is complete trash

ITS the SEASONING GIRLS

they seem to miss the pool at least in spain

what the hell did I just listen to

Oh yeah this shit is definitely going to the bottom. Where's my nigga Sam Ryder when you need him?

jiggie.fun/2RpFOM
come puzzle with me

i'm sure you're more handsome

Our commentator is a fag too

nevermind it is shit
sounds like a broadway song in the worst way possible

swiss sound mixing

when the contest was held even in fucking portugal there was no such issue. what's up this year?

Song is fun.
Still hope UK ends with 0 points again though.

pink > yellow > fat

worse than fags

certified 0 pointer bong gods did it again

Zero pwa

not with your beak nose shlomo

I can only apologise for this hot mess

This reminds me of something.

so weak from UK

me spaff on her minge cooooor

pick a genre you stupid slags

GWAN LASSES

for british slags, they actually look fun

This isn't even a good Slag anthem unlike what Ke$ha used to make.
Something straight out of a Musical

balcony pool jumping mentioned

This is a nice taste but send some proper slags next time

3 actual fuckable british women

holy fucking cring those faces

it is ai

Disney Channel Original Movie-ass song

dutch did it better...

Look at this 2020 goyslop and laugh
Britoids can't into music

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED

Didn't they send bonnie tyler once and she tanked

Zero points round 2 LET'S GOOO

eurovision thread

only 1000 replies

dead event

This feels like a 0 jury points song.

fucking hell, we have to admit that the UK completely mogged the rest of europe

This is the most cliche shit I've heard in a while.
Millennial ass song.

This shit is so ass

they're all so flat, pathetic

What the hell just happened guys?

OFFICIAL REDDIT LIST

Australia
Ireland

not reddit

Montenegro
Latvia
Armenia
Austria
UK

Yesterday was way heavier on reddit songs, at least so far

goodness gracious me another second to last finish on the cards, we've done it again

be UK

one of the most prominent countries in music

tons of great artists every generation

<end up sending shit like this to eurovision

Sorry bongs but you won't be very high this year...

Quick, pick your favourite. I like the pink one, bratty sex vibes

royumuni nil pua

zero
nada
nil

what the hell just happened with that note?

pink > blue > yellow

The consequences of Sabrina Carpenter.

...two

The girls are okay, maybe they'll perform better the second time

HMM

Still would SEXO

noll poäng

At least they'll be straightening the Eurovision orgies a little.

IRL 5.5 LAT 5 AUT 5 GBR 4.5 ARM 4.5 AUS 4 MNE 4

hold up was the one in blue just singing while her mic was in the air? They are lip-synching.

Nah this is a solid 3 from last, very ambitious for bongs

what the hell just happened

He's writing songs for American TV and winning awards he's not coming back

gimi!

What the hell just happened?

sex with triplets

This reminds me of the beatles - generic, insufferable garbage.
Britoids can't into music at all.

High school musical

austria was reddit

i genuinely don't get it britbro
on pre-parties they had a harmony but now they unironically sung worse than 5 year olds

Captcha: KAJdw

Why do you have 2 LA?

is the sound engineer fucking sleeping? like 50% lyrics barely came through

Schnozz alert

!!!!!!

HELLAS HELLAS HELLAS

KLAVDIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is this even a song?
Why are British entries are always so bad

fancy a go on that redhead

None of these have shit on Tommy Cash

when turkey lost with a good song, they ragequit the entire competition. when the uk lost with a good song, they decided to spitemaxx and send shit like this

damn the schnoz on this one, good thing I have a fetish for that

awful

oy vey

looks turkish

22 year old greek goddess

Shit taste, pink>yellow>>>>>blue

TICINO

Yeah we know you prefer them chubbier kaaskop

t. doesn't actually listen to music beyond top 40

GREEK HOTTIES LETS GOOOO!!!

This might be sexo.....lets see

Oops, the second LA is supposed to be AR (Armenia)
I'll fix that

lekker neuken niet betaalen

hail Zeus

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Another slow Balkan ballad...

beatles actually has some neat chord progressions here and there

It's going to get magically fixed around the 13th entry

she looks so slutty with those fake glasses

looks lebanese

are those fake ears?? lmao

i want to cum on her glasses

imagine cumming on those glasses

semetic looking bitch

what wrong with her face?

why does the greek lady look like genderswapped and de-aged junior soprano?

You think girls in high school don't color their hair?

zzzzzzzz

Oh look, a Greek rape baby crying about le Turks. What else is new?

Why does she look turkish?

Sex with Greek girls

SHARMUTA

god I used to never watch this and then I was only watching the finals and now I'm watching the semis too. What the hell just happened?

i sleep again

cummies on glassies

song not in english

finally

balkan is based

that dress is not nearly slutty enough for my taste

Why are there no Americans in this thread tho

where are the translated subtitles? how am i supposed to listen to a song i dont understand? this competition is fucking stupid

effortlessly mogs all our slags while in glasses

goth egg

koulidiots who like buzzwords about lismonia meanwhile tzivaeri isnto a pontic greek word it was mainly used by heptanesians

one gyro with extra tzatziki, to go, thanks

whitest greek

I agree

Is it true she is a pontid crying about muh pontid exchange programme?

I forgot about triple thicc

song is about asia minor catastrophe

Holy kino

big nose

big glasses

pony tail

This "phenotype" is so ugly, why do women keep trying it?

Bomb will explode on stage when Israel will start playing.

Those glasses are awful

ANOTHER FUCKING BALLAD

STOP THIS SHIT
STOP IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jewess?

hivecummind

She did amazing with a song that's not too Eurovision heavy

1. Greece
2.Austria
3. Ireland
4. Latvia
5. Armenia
6. Australia
7. Montenegro

Why is she wearing this?

everywhere I go I see her..

HIVEMIND