Spag's edition
/brit/
poo smells lmao
england cries out for latinas
WHAT A GAME
WHAT A FUCKING GAME
Legalise reading Mein Kampf on the tube
sovl
why is everyone in this picture white? whoever organized this event needs to be investigated, disgusting that this is what a crowd can look like in 2025
SUNDERLAND SECURE THEIR PLACE IN THR CHAMPIONSHIP PLAY OFF FINAL IN THE LAST SECOND OF EXTRA TIME
LMAO STEWARDS ARE GOING MAD TRYING TO STOP SOME FANS THAT RAN ON
AHAHAHAHA THEY'VE GIVEN UP
just did a poo
tbf camping is a bit of a struggle
BIG fan of Australian external territories
NEED to get myself over to Norfolk Island
Crazy end to the game
could get away with a lot there :)
hello im feing back
Can't imagine how defeated that man must feel in that moment. Genuinely believe this is up there with Francisco Goya's works as depicting pure pain and sorrow.
siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
The timmies living vicariously through SUNDERLAND ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL CLUB,LIMITED(THE)
me in the background doing a soyjak
More like the Bakingpoo line
no one cares about football
Helperlad happy
Womfy
keep telling yourself that x
the man, he done kicked it into the goal
might twat the missus im that delighted
they have norfolk island pine which is actually not a pine but related to monkey puzzle tree
future hymen snappers
Japanese women.
england cries out for latinas
willing to lobby the government for a latina exchange program. perhaps 500 tonnes of greggs products for 50 tonnes of latinas?? we have a few latina farms out here. it sounds like an unfair trade but remember these hoes know how to cook tacos and shit like that so in the long run you get the food back.
all four of these instances are clearly fetishes on the white men's part
did the man poo into the barm
of course you can cuddle me, i am gigachad from the famous meme
interesting concept but I think it will only really take off in japan
thats the midnight snack sorted
*sigh*
there's absolutely nothing worse than telling someone a story and realising - halfway through - that this is the most boring/pointless/asinine anecdote ever told
what does wakanda feel like?
would fling myself under the next train if I pulled a stunt like this in public
don't like mentally ill freaks
don't like reading mentally ill freaks posts
LET FREEDOM REIGN WITH A SHOTGUN BLAST
oh my days timmydem
it's the way it's told. exactly the same story could be told by two different people to the same group of people with totally opposite results. eye contact, cadence, knowing which parts to skip and which to emphasize, cutting out filler words, not hesitating, while at the same time not veering into the unbearably cringe, forcibly over confident 'false charisma' territory.
holy shit bore off
KINO
what does he do? does he get on the train stinking like shit? does get a bus? can't get a taxi. would he even risk going to that train station again in case the staff recognised him?
iron brain
It's not even a larp at this point, I'm an English nationalist.
LOL bet she spending it on louis bags and cake soap
based harry belafonte enjoyer
no way
had a dream a few days ago this happened
chortling
what's your opinion on the welsh, scottish, and northern irish?
switched to chrome
utterly speed mogs firefox
no adblock on chrome
?
unsupported isn't it
LATINA REVOLUTION
Fuck me, Wills is looking a bit rough ent he?
Reckon he's caught cancer off Kate
Through Christ Jesus are we saved, amen.
the new pope doesn't seem like a virgin even though you have to be one to be a pope
Forgot pic
5 years in the ISO cube for listening to Ye
Gimmick idea:
Gimmick Thief
Reposts and takes control of people's gimmicks, often slightly misunderstanding and poorly executing said gimmick. He will use the same filename and in some cases post the gimmick at the same time as other gimmickers.
bald bastard
This explains a lot about the Irish and their ways
Gimmick idea:
Gimmick Thief
Reposts and takes control of people's gimmicks, often slightly misunderstanding and poorly executing said gimmick. He will use the same filename and in some cases post the gimmick at the same time as other gimmickers.
is that really him
fuck me if he dies before charles then the ginger runt could become king
Fucking hell
based quads gimmick thief
rorke dwerking
Whomst
a million beers
there are 140 applicants for every graduate job now.
It is over
hallo! wie geht's?
haha this is a great idea, hope it takes off
kudos for coming up with this, real genius
no it doesn't
firefox is best
stole my meta gimmick
got a get
will probably get more yous than me
I've been eclipsed
Surely there's a point where you say fuck it and go bald
Do they have prossies in India?
Gimmick idea:
Gimmick Thief
Reposts and takes control of people's gimmicks, often slightly misunderstanding and poorly executing said gimmick. He will use the same filename and in some cases post the gimmick at the same time as other gimmickers. This is my gimmick.
was ist lost?
wait that's not how it works
wouldn't his son become king? the little boy
sorry, who are you?
I updated windows and now my laptop overheats from watching youtube
aff tae bed x
fresh clean bedding for me tonight lads
corrrrrrrr
some random latina slag
nicht viel, du?
yeah i'm retarded
Dont think ive changed my sheets in years
im the president
Off I go to the land of Nod
more of a land of gdi man, me
WTF are you still doing in south africa lad, trump is giving refugee to all whitey
HE'S A NAZI BAN HIM
*composes music exclusively in a monotonic scale in 1/1 time*
someone should do one of these for the pope
yes you have
be quiet
there hasn't been a teenage girl called sheridan in about 80 years grandad
Going to sound proper midwit but the cinematography in breaking bad is brilliant
3500 calories for me today
thanks for the kfc anon!
CORR!!! RAPEY RAPEY !!!
i have decided to not immigrate to britain yall are bad i will instead be a flight attendant
Travelling to the Netherlands this weekend and can't get over how silly Dutch is as a language
£90 - £100 for a video game
Piratechads? VINDICATED
wouldnt mind spunking deep up her twat
Is there anything scarier than dementia, lads?
screaming imagining lots of little swedish fellas walking along saying hej to each other
Idiots aren't they
spiders
kindly emigrate from our general you smelly little paki
i wouldnt mind if we split the bill
the dinosaur
no im staying here and im arab
Fat cunt
fat girls rule the world
im only 89kg
Is there anything scarier than dementia, lads?
No family who cares about me but one
No friends since highschool
Is there anything scarier than dementia, lads?
we care about you just bee yourself
This delusional brit actually thinks "latina" women are hot and skinny when in reality they are ALL fat, short, and ugly
im 68kg
If you saw the fat women I'm into you'd throw up
81kg
6 ft
Fat cunt
72kg
148cm
2inch
im 4'9 and 85 kg
why is there a disembodied arm on the window
god your willy is fucking massive
alri dwarf lad
saw one today was wearing a thong under her little skirt surprised the faculty allow that but who am i to complain :)
my beautiful boys x
we need norf fc posting
How tall are you then?
luv Curb
luv Seinfeld
Simple as
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
deadest meme
6'4
got a 27 inch waist, me
Thing is I realize no one would miss me if gone and that my life is fucked but I am too scared to kill myself
Not Christian myself but I don’t understand how any Christian could choose any denomination other than Catholic. Makes no sense to me at all
The freeest header you'll ever see and it's in the 122nd minute. What the fuck was Coventry doing?
jewishcomedywritersmong loves his jewish comedy writers
A lot of british rightoids like zoomer historian, Ian miles and brittanica love norf fc memes.
okay grandpa
You're fantasising about this? Are you Irish diaspora?
sir martin brundle, frequent /spee/ poster
vocaroo.com
any 5'6 man in
somebody make me feel better about my weight
thoughts?
Fat cunt
imagine making up a fake story about a 6 year old calling you fit, women cant resist begging it
*boastfully stands next to you*
Am 5'7 myself
...yh
I am scared of suicide could you guys please encourage me I am scared and I don't want to live anymore at 22
i have big hat.
You don't need 3500kcal
Yes I’m a Scottish nationalist
Yes I hate English people
No it’s not a joke
aiming to be 100kg so i do
you blog here everyday and we don't care
fuck off you bore
I'm also only 89kg and I'd appreciate not being called a fat cunt :(
ive seen bigger
mabrouk you should be scared of suicide it means you have great survival skills keep being strong no matter how scary life gets
Scottish Nationalist Party
Floods the country with africans
hmm.
So much for help I thought you guys would hype me up to kill myself
floods
You people are so over dramatic it’s pathetic
Motherfucker
i just want to be friends
any 5'5 or shorter men here lets get married
Just did a Mrsmelly in panties lol
Why is every independence party in Europe (Welsh, scottish, catalan, Basque etc) obsessed with bringing in africans and asians into their territory?
someone give me a topic to learn about
Areas of Glasgow are full of them though and at night there's loads of them just roaming around in packs.
Who would you fuck from iCarly? Carly, blonde lass or the boy? I'd have a steaming orgy with all of them phwoar
When they're all grown up of course
conquistadors
a mrs melly huh
I don't meet any of the criteria.
dont they stone you niggas for that?
Oh so it’s gone from flooding the entire country to flooding specific areas of one city
Nice one
blonde one was well leng
you couldn't handle the bumming
It's okay if they flood the cities
Alri...
Why doesn't Spaino post here anymore? :/
yugioh time wizard format
that time again is it
Because whether you like it or not western countries need immigrants
Too busy shagging the missus and living his best life I guess... :/
who?
You all suck you can't even help me commit suicide
zamn
got three bites down my right hand side, they've just appeared midday today
one slightly above my waist, one on my waist, one slightly below
quite raised and hard to the touch and feeling warm
strange how they just appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the day
Henderson Relish on a pie
no its okay i am being serious
crazy that this happened
What is wrong with them?
You’d never get someone do this and say “fuck off im scottish/welsh/irish”
They genuinely have something wrong in their brains
honest thoughts?
western countries need immigrants
I'm intrigued
too busy enjoying PIP
somebody chatgpt image generation something for me
we literally should just get rid of the pension meme and people would have forced to have children and try to maintain a relationship so they have someone to care for them in old age but instead we fobbed it off to state.
What would you like done hero?
see these guys now with comically large gloves that are attached to their handlebars so they can just slip their hands in and out when needed. pretty genius way to keep the hands warm and dry while riding
it's rather very vile what humans are willing to do to other humans
i am being serious i will break your arsehole
Let's make a bunch of jokes about PIP lads, I'll go first
Mary PIPpins
Rorke still using his core 2 duo laptop
food delivery should be illegal unless you're disabled. prove me wrong.
wee pyjama fella
Have you ever been to Norfolk or Christmas Island?
I am happy madeline mccann was rapes to death
kicked out of 109 societies you say?
branley
bet you feel a right spastic knowing you made a typo in this post
david vance sex arse
o.o ᵘᵐ ᵘᵐ ᵘᵐ
a nationalistic virile masculine somali man who looks like yakub who is cheering for a kpop girl group in a concert
Nah but I've been to tassie. Same shit.
Honestly I was reflecting on the post and I'm a little ashamed to be honest, not the typo I mean
just ate a cheese and lettuce sandwich
lidl mature maasam, little gem lettuce, on malted bloomer with sea salted butter
was lush
where's the mouse
got Netflix sorted for my granddad he’s started watching lots of American stuff and now he calls the police cops
ah well at least you came around on wishing rape upon another person
Holocaust XD
Britain should take in Afrikaner migrants
fucking hell coors is 3.4% on draught now absolute woke madness
not even joking, what the fuck is leftypol's endgame?
got my pussy out
My item now has 13 views and 3 watchers!!!!
Trannies trannies trannies
Ohhh trannying trannies
Trannies
Trannies!
love all people
white
asian
arab
italian
australian
native americans
he doesn't know
your mum on chaturbate?
Kier Starmer getting called the modern day Enoch Powell for putting in the absolute bare minimum immigration policy omds
the biggest city
are you the one who was crying last night lol
Wish bump limit was 500 posts instead
love all food
pasta
pizza
pies
chips
ice cream
native americans strike me as deeply unpleasant people
demo version of this is much better youtube.com
Why did they photograph it
how so
cannot imagine a job comfier than being some remote meteorologist in the middle of nowhere in a little office monitoring weather patterns and cloud formations
literally impossible to go outside alone after 11pm because it's full off pissheads and gangs of feral teenagers looking for people to murder
starmer just announced a hospipe ban for the rest of time
so yeah the just photographed the holocaust despite also doing their best to not document it or broadcast to the world LOL
sir pie warmer
Scottish angels are the only thing left which is worth preserving on this shit earth.
wanking a poo
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby
rorkes theme song
Might cum on my own face for a laugh
do you believe the jim morrison conspiracy theory?
Wasn’t crying though was i
What is it?
Ladies and gentlemen.... Mr Stevie Wonder!
yes you were skriking like a little baby
I used to mix my own cum into lotion and use that on my face because I believed it would get me back some of that lost testosterone
Mogged
youtube.com
Got the strongest feeling someone's going to break a bone. Or a career opportunity. Break a leg.
only 26 in pic related
very very envious of his beard genetics
might get a gtx 6095ti
Yeah and you hated on me but guess what? 3 watchers mate. I always prevail
got my hezbollah t shirt on
sipping a beer
playing oblivion remastered
people aren't afraid to be antisemitic anymore
life is okay lads
Yeah sorry mate I’m actually selling an expensive item not a fucking pencil and a charger or whatever you’ve got there
might buy a pencil on ebay
you only need one
make more money selling a pencil than you do NOT selling s solid gold buttplug
beardmogs me
whites and italians were the only good groups you mentioned in this post
Getting the Pepsi pencil case ordered off ebay
dont need a pencik
got one right between me legs
Days of future,
days of past
Days of dollars,
Days of mass
With you its more of an Argos pen, isnt it
yeah
doors hours it is then
really hungry but don't know what to make
How did you know I had my shirt off?
menthol and madf how earlier i posted i wish the ex gf would text me then tonight she texted me
my life is a movie lads
Pizza
Did you pray
shut up sn
ITS PROBABLY ALL IN THE MIND
i am your host the man they call ghost
post count numbers gone red lads
mad how heathen chemistry is their best album
heathenmong