/brit/

Bradlees edition

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first for me!

saw a bird with a bumhole like that once

rorkestar energy drinks

death or glory
just another story

as expected, rorke's problem is that his mum didn't hug him enough

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right now, im drink driving

am i doomed in the dating scene if i dont drink (and if drinking is kind of a turn off for me)?

just took an online quiz, turns out i'm a loner alpha lads

thats illegal

the za has been ordered

Man jailed for 1986 murder acquitted after 38 years

Did this on Saturday night
Drank a 32 oz of beer and drove for 45 minutes to a girls house and then fucked her while her brother was in the room next to us and heard everything

just mowed over a family because i was reading your post
hope you're happy

oo
you're 'ard

none of this is true

But it's leftypol who are always using cultural marxism to destroy society

nah 5 and drive innit

Did this on Saturday night

Drank a 32 oz of beer and drove for 45 minutes to a girls house and then fucked her while her brother was in the room next to us and heard everything

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what are you waffling about rorke you wasteman

Its true
Here is a picture of the girls house
Her leg is to the right

want each one of my monthly salary payments to be presented to me on a giant novelty cheque

love a good jaypost

It was her younger brother? Where were her parents at?

Not enough ooga booga bix noods for ya leftypol?

:(

she looks fat, was she fat?

that's a whale

See

looks fucking huge

oz

FOY

Yea lad

Tho

Can't be doin that cause a' the trees innit

Big cheques need lotta paper
Just a waste really

It was her younger brother
She and him live in her grandpa's house that she inherited after he died
She was fat yes

Best Timmy culd do

fucking hell /brit/ really is full of virgin freaks

Don't get how people sit so far from the tv

when was the last time you created something lads? like wrote a poem or drew some art or made some music or made a game or done some blacksmithing or fletching or carpentry or whatever.

I'M GOING TO WATCH ALIENS LADS

cope on, he's just confirmed it

you mean lads with functioning eyesight

don't worry about me mate i have LOTS of sex ;) just not with fatties!

Prisoners will be released from jail as little as a third of the way through their sentences if they behave well, under government plans to tackle the overcrowding crisis.

Offenders will be able to earn their freedom if they complete work, training or education assignments and demonstrate good behaviour.

If they fail to behave, they will have to spend longer in jail under the shake-up that will see the current automatic early release of offenders 40 per cent of the way through their sentences scrapped.

Instead, convicted criminals will be given minimum and maximum sentences. Prisoners who fail to behave and engage with their training, education or work will face upper jail time limits that are significantly longer than the current 40 per cent automatic release date.

The changes – designed to incentivise rehabilitation – are part of a package of measures to combat prison overcrowding which will be recommended to the Government next week by its independent sentencing review led by David Gauke, the former Tory justice secretary.

It will be the biggest shake-up in sentencing for more than 30 years, ending a blanket approach to automatic early release introduced in the 1991 Criminal Justice Act. Most prisoners are currently guaranteed release after serving 40 per cent, 50 per cent or, since 2003, two-thirds of their sentences.

The Tories will claim the plans amount to “soft justice”, while Labour will argue that the scale of the prisons crisis it inherited from the Conservatives requires radical solutions. The number of spare spaces in men’s jails has again dropped below 1,000, with prisons at 99 per cent of their 89,300-inmate operational capacity.

Its true
Here is a picture of the girls house

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Drank a 32 oz of beer

drink driving

That's less than 2 pints you stupid cunt, not even over the limit

Grim
Mad how you can be convicted of a crime just because some old bint said she saw you there

made a game

working on one now

raping my arse with a chopping board

Shagged a non fat girl at her house when it was just her brother in and heard everything, I even said shall we keep it down she said NO as the bedboard rattled her wall. Later concluded her and her brother were dodgy as fuck and have defo shagged

you literally posted this image before
why are you doing it again? just obvious you're lying now

Check out this simpcel lads hahahahaha

Same person btw

Oh I see. Was she really loud?

bit anti semitic this

gta6 and the new skyrim are guaranteed to make infinite money regardless of how good the game actually is

raping my arse with a poo

what a fucking joke
absolutely broken country

Not creative in the slightest me. Got aphantasia so I have no imagination and think in purely logical terms

incelwashed the car today and felt great leaving the house and getting some sun, really normal and sane again, mad how sitting down in my incel bedroom afterwards completely makes me a depressed shut-in

poem

art

i drew vtuber fanart

would, do not >> me

alri mallardmong

wish selling my arse could make infinite money

Nice I hope her puss was tight and wet

why's he posting some bird in the thread, yanks are a bit weird ay

Maybe stop jailing people for "offending" someone?

It was, I tried using a condom but I bought ones that were too small so I just rawdogged her

Clue gained

eww

oh my days

LOL

Offenders get maximum sentences
Murderers will do 30% of their term

best, timmy etc.

im casually a musical genius but not in the life situation to record anything atm

Desperate for attention

rude. im a published poet, i'll have you know.

I don't know I was really drunk at the time

bet that pussy smacked hard

Im malaponte btw

The unshaven fat yank fanny

ive been mad for years, absolutely years
i've been over the edge for yonks

Pink Floyd reference

the leaf needs to bore off

in bed

Irish diaspora women when a Somali family of ten moves in next door

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farting?

the za is nearly on its way

hopefully the delivery man isn't one of those little paki fellers

any juggalos in

which way rorke?

who the fuck is Benson Boone

is chatgpt/grok always better for information than wikipedia

don't have them here

yh

nope

so women have to share bathrooms with tranny freaks by force?

Anon Babble is better

i'm going to say this one time and one time only: discipline is better than itcotkc

Ireland is in mourning
2 million euros already donated to their familys' gofundme

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uh oh melty

heathermong desperately needs new material. it's the same 6 images over and over.

BLUNDERLAND

Iron overload effects their cognition

*affects

you fucking spanner

My name is skibidi sigma Johnson the 3rd

no it isn't. stop lying

Irish black neighbourhood

Jesus, We're depending on you

would be class if wages were good enough to entice people to actually work instead of making people pay 40 quid a day travelling, for the privilege of earning 100 quid (60 quid net).

It's interesting reading Hitler and Alfred Rosenberg.

They both regarded Britain as a racialist Nordic European state to be emulated.

Britain before 1945 and since 1945 are essentially different countries. We are paying the price of jewish rule.

unemployed

ktim
turns out you just don't even need to work

woops my bad

you can thank cromwell for that

What if you cum, but the cum comes out in a dribble-like fashion

just move to london and get a job in construction, oh but you'd rather live with your mum and cry about it instead!!

where do you get money to live?

*if you live at home

move to london to save money

what the fuck did he mean by this

isnt he dead

BUSINESS PLAN: pretty women

lads get a hobby that involved leaving the house

I am a master gamesman

we still pretending boomers stop working at 64

and he's gone straight back to spamming

like toiling!

like what

you don't need to save money, you need a job and self respect

i bought a film camera and i go taking photos of people in the town centre or go up the hills and take photos of nature. i've been on a pictorialism kick lately but it's harder to do in the summer.

what is your end game with this AI woman? I know it's your sad ass that own the Threads account that posts "her"

When will the next Hitler arise?

Need heathermong out of business
Any ideas lads?

slave away for nothing goyim!

no thanks

i'm right here

Anon Babble

You ever take my picture you’re getting knocked the fuck out mate

might listen to some fatman scoop

A man like hitler comes around every 1000 years or so, its been 80 years since his death so we have another 920 years to go unfortunately

The reason the jew hates Whites so much is because the White race is the only force capable of defeating him.

whose bedroom doesnt pong these days?

This isn't a permanent solution, whats to stop him from going to bant and posting his anti irish filth there?

brooklyn clan?

where do they get the hair for hair transplants

me? I'm a winner.

and so i wake in the morning and i step outside
and i hit my vape and i get real high
and i scream at the top of my lungs "TOIL LOOMS"

see a pretty girl in public

get mad

Crooklyn Clan

back of head

Not necessarily true, the houthis literally beat ZOG just the other day.

HELLO IVE WAITED HERE FOR YOU

usually from the back of your neck where all the shitty wispy hairs grow

Listening to Galaxy Garden reminiscing about summer 2012

Mum's cooked up a lovely roast arse for supper

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do they grow into proper hairs after

People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we g-g-get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

yeah when positioned properly

The white race doesn't have 1000 years.

poo scromiting

wish i could go back in time 20 years so i could spend more time on the computer

yeah, realised that as i posted
im a square
please, humbly accept my apologies

With advances in AI we may have the potential to bring him back

Ok, I will be the new Hitler

interesting. very interesting indeed

They haven't won anything. Jews easily lord it over Arabs and have done for decades.

Yes
This is the donor area

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An absolute crime that hitler didnt have any children to continue his legacy. He should have impregnated Eva Braun and sent her away from the Berlin bunker to a safe country like spain or argentina so her offspring could continue his work.

Balding, farting, gaming, posting and masturbating in my smelly bedroom.

his legacy was being an angry incel

you permanently filter his ID

Military Arabs have been unsuccessful fighting israel but politically and morally they have been very good. A lot of the Arabs who first started fighting jews/israel such as Yasser Arafat and gamel nasser were trained by ex nazi Germans such as Otto skorzeny

GTA6 will definitely cost £100.

business plan: win the lottery

gonna watch a film that i know will make me feel lonely and hate myself haha what am i like does this count as self harm

And you will buy it thus contributing the problem and making sure the prices go up for the next one

and everyone is going to pay it

im watching aliens, such a kino film

Marty 1955

back in my day games were 30 quid and even that was scandalous

mental to think if i won the lottery then absolutely nothing about my life would change except the house i live in. i'd still be eating the same shit, wearing the same clothes, on the same computer, doing the same mindless scrolling until i die.

gta 6 running at a buttery smooth 24 fps

I still just play on my PS3 don't see the need to upgrade

same except i would probably start taking classes to get out of the house and meet people. lockdown really made me realise i can be fully happy just in my routine.

PS TRIPLE

no you wouldn't. as evidenced by you not going to any free clubs and shit right now.

heathermongoose haha

This
Video games peaked with the seventh generation of consoles

lol

LOOOOOOOOOL
he wont live that down
heathermongoose

i work a shitty nightshift job mate and on a four on four off pattern.

Anon Babble

what you doing there?
scouting for mousey posts?

welllll it's about time for the ole daily wank so if yous guys gots any good posts you were holding onto now's the time to get them out before I get down to business

Oisin's girlfriend

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why are black women always so fat?

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Grim

trying to learn more about linux

heathermong searching for and making collages of white man black woman images to epically own the irish diaspora on /brit/

interact with an african at work

he cant speak down the fucking phone properly

pleasep leplapelasple please pLEASE

have been unsuccessful fighting israel

backed by the entirety of the west

my gf loves using linux mint

They've gotta go

poo bum :)

scerfioiaj

Tell her that the screens used on Manchester buses to show the next stop or whatever information runs on Debian.
Linux niggas love hearing shit like that

finally
anarchy in the uk
karma for the pirate nation of nassau

convincing leftypol to become a suicide bomber in the russian invasion of britain
telling him to defend our immigrant-friendly nation

This Diddy trial is totally nuts.
Just got said that after Diddy had the men he paid to fuck Cassie his gf cum inside her he'd have her squeeze out the cum from her pussy and then rub it on his nipples.

I'm not gonna post the whole thing it's xcancel.com/innercitypress if you want to read it

rorke preparing himself just in case the pot noodles dont scan properly on the self serve

bit gay

Not really fucking arsed mate

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1747170640756241.mp4

it's unironically over for millennials, the most cringe generation of all time. despised by boomers, zoomers and gen xers.

Hey, alright, it’s Kip Kasper

Anarcho-tyranny
We live in a jewish hell

Irish mothers in Africa dropping out babies

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haha it's true
we're so lame

Zoomers are balding at 20

why so many pics of white women with black men/children ITT

who's that?

yeah? please keep me posted with all the latest updates lad

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saw quite a few peng tings today lads
should really be illegal for women to go out in nothing but denim shorts and tops exposing their mid riff

now is not a good time

gen z boss and a mini when she was 10 years old

it's one singular extremely mentally ill poster

yeah make the bellies illegal
idiot

says who

shut the fuck up you fat yank bastard i'd fucking glass you if we were to meet

just been kicked out of the work Whatsapp group for a team that i manage

im fired arent i?

sam rockwell. now THAT is an actor.

sisterberg doesn't have a laptop she just uses an ipad and smart keyboard, asked her doesn't she want a proper laptop and she said says she can get all her work done on the ipad so there is no point.

Aryans are a mobile people. That's what we do, we conquer other people and we create legal and political structures and we move on. That is who we are and our destiny is to ultimately do that in space. That is not the destiny of the Jews, and it's something that the Jews fundamentally resent. But yes we are a global people, we think globally, we think in terms of global domination. That's who we are, at least the best of us. This petty nationalism and blood and soil stuff is kind of a low church version of who the European really is. We worry about being villainised. We are the villain, on some level. We are that person who other races fear. Because we're stronger and bolder and ultimately more beautiful and more ruthless.

PROMOTIONS!

you're being promoted me. it's me, your boss.

The police are investigating Kier Starmer for hate speech!

Sir Gear Snorter

mental how the PROMOTION meme is fully dead these days. used to have a gif of like 50 people on Anon Babble all doing the pose in one of those neverending camera-in-a-camera things

i dont mind a blogpost
but this is a boring blogpost

video call toil finished
tooth brushing toil begins

£70K a year or im not interested ty x

school dinner poos

did you lads ever wank in school?

blgo on

yeah because im a boring cunt, just thought it was interesting, though other desktop virgins on /brit/ would be interested to know how normies don't actually mind how restricted ipads are but actually prefer it

and i didn't care for the addendum

watching eastenders

wanking to eurovision

prefer not to say. i will say i had two VERY beautiful IT teacher ladies though.

used to spunk all over the cubicle doors me hahah

wanking to eastenders

is this natty

fine im just going to open my random Anon Babble folders and post random stuff i find amusing

wanking to 6th formers

no

just remembered i did the wank into a urinal instead of in a cubicle what the FUCK was i thinking at least it was outside of normal operating hours so nobody was about

wanked to girls who went there

-2

yea

530 am lying in bed and farting

it's not fair that I'm simply 5'7, I don't exist in the same world as taller men, not to other men in the realm of being taken seriously and not to women as a potential partner. I will forever be a boy and never a man. completely genuine complaint as well, if you're 5'7 or below you understand and if you're taller you know how you see and think of us.

foreigners be like

I live in a different time zone LOL

sneed