Bradlees edition
/brit/
first for me!
saw a bird with a bumhole like that once
rorkestar energy drinks
death or glory
just another story
as expected, rorke's problem is that his mum didn't hug him enough
right now, im drink driving
am i doomed in the dating scene if i dont drink (and if drinking is kind of a turn off for me)?
just took an online quiz, turns out i'm a loner alpha lads
thats illegal
the za has been ordered
Man jailed for 1986 murder acquitted after 38 years
Did this on Saturday night
Drank a 32 oz of beer and drove for 45 minutes to a girls house and then fucked her while her brother was in the room next to us and heard everything
just mowed over a family because i was reading your post
hope you're happy
oo
you're 'ard
none of this is true
But it's leftypol who are always using cultural marxism to destroy society
nah 5 and drive innit
Did this on Saturday night
Drank a 32 oz of beer and drove for 45 minutes to a girls house and then fucked her while her brother was in the room next to us and heard everything
what are you waffling about rorke you wasteman
Its true
Here is a picture of the girls house
Her leg is to the right
want each one of my monthly salary payments to be presented to me on a giant novelty cheque
love a good jaypost
It was her younger brother? Where were her parents at?
Not enough ooga booga bix noods for ya leftypol?
This is my gf
:(
she looks fat, was she fat?
that's a whale
See
looks fucking huge
oz
FOY
Yea lad
Tho
Can't be doin that cause a' the trees innit
Big cheques need lotta paper
Just a waste really
It was her younger brother
She and him live in her grandpa's house that she inherited after he died
She was fat yes
Best Timmy culd do
fucking hell /brit/ really is full of virgin freaks
Don't get how people sit so far from the tv
when was the last time you created something lads? like wrote a poem or drew some art or made some music or made a game or done some blacksmithing or fletching or carpentry or whatever.
I'M GOING TO WATCH ALIENS LADS
cope on, he's just confirmed it
you mean lads with functioning eyesight
don't worry about me mate i have LOTS of sex ;) just not with fatties!
Prisoners will be released from jail as little as a third of the way through their sentences if they behave well, under government plans to tackle the overcrowding crisis.
Offenders will be able to earn their freedom if they complete work, training or education assignments and demonstrate good behaviour.
If they fail to behave, they will have to spend longer in jail under the shake-up that will see the current automatic early release of offenders 40 per cent of the way through their sentences scrapped.
Instead, convicted criminals will be given minimum and maximum sentences. Prisoners who fail to behave and engage with their training, education or work will face upper jail time limits that are significantly longer than the current 40 per cent automatic release date.
The changes – designed to incentivise rehabilitation – are part of a package of measures to combat prison overcrowding which will be recommended to the Government next week by its independent sentencing review led by David Gauke, the former Tory justice secretary.
It will be the biggest shake-up in sentencing for more than 30 years, ending a blanket approach to automatic early release introduced in the 1991 Criminal Justice Act. Most prisoners are currently guaranteed release after serving 40 per cent, 50 per cent or, since 2003, two-thirds of their sentences.
The Tories will claim the plans amount to “soft justice”, while Labour will argue that the scale of the prisons crisis it inherited from the Conservatives requires radical solutions. The number of spare spaces in men’s jails has again dropped below 1,000, with prisons at 99 per cent of their 89,300-inmate operational capacity.
Its true
Here is a picture of the girls house
Drank a 32 oz of beer
drink driving
That's less than 2 pints you stupid cunt, not even over the limit
Grim
Mad how you can be convicted of a crime just because some old bint said she saw you there
fucking UM
made a game
working on one now
raping my arse with a chopping board
Shagged a non fat girl at her house when it was just her brother in and heard everything, I even said shall we keep it down she said NO as the bedboard rattled her wall. Later concluded her and her brother were dodgy as fuck and have defo shagged
you literally posted this image before
why are you doing it again? just obvious you're lying now
Check out this simpcel lads hahahahaha
Same person btw
Oh I see. Was she really loud?
bit anti semitic this
gta6 and the new skyrim are guaranteed to make infinite money regardless of how good the game actually is
raping my arse with a poo
I have never been on a boat in my life. I would love to try it.
what a fucking joke
absolutely broken country
Here's what she looks like
She lives in Kearney, Missouri
Not creative in the slightest me. Got aphantasia so I have no imagination and think in purely logical terms
incelwashed the car today and felt great leaving the house and getting some sun, really normal and sane again, mad how sitting down in my incel bedroom afterwards completely makes me a depressed shut-in
poem
art
i drew vtuber fanart
would, do not >> me
alri mallardmong
wish selling my arse could make infinite money
Nice I hope her puss was tight and wet
why's he posting some bird in the thread, yanks are a bit weird ay
Maybe stop jailing people for "offending" someone?
It was, I tried using a condom but I bought ones that were too small so I just rawdogged her
Clue gained
eww
oh my days
LOL
Offenders get maximum sentences
Murderers will do 30% of their term
best, timmy etc.
im casually a musical genius but not in the life situation to record anything atm
Desperate for attention
rude. im a published poet, i'll have you know.
I don't know I was really drunk at the time
bet that pussy smacked hard
Im malaponte btw
The unshaven fat yank fanny
ive been mad for years, absolutely years
i've been over the edge for yonks
Pink Floyd reference
the leaf needs to bore off
in bed
Irish diaspora women when a Somali family of ten moves in next door
farting?
the za is nearly on its way
hopefully the delivery man isn't one of those little paki fellers
any juggalos in
which way rorke?
who the fuck is Benson Boone
is chatgpt/grok always better for information than wikipedia
don't have them here
yh
nope
so women have to share bathrooms with tranny freaks by force?
Anon Babble is better
i'm going to say this one time and one time only: discipline is better than itcotkc
Ireland is in mourning
2 million euros already donated to their familys' gofundme
uh oh melty
heathermong desperately needs new material. it's the same 6 images over and over.
BLUNDERLAND
Iron overload effects their cognition
lazy cunts
*affects
you fucking spanner
My name is skibidi sigma Johnson the 3rd
no it isn't. stop lying
Irish black neighbourhood
Jesus, We're depending on you
would be class if wages were good enough to entice people to actually work instead of making people pay 40 quid a day travelling, for the privilege of earning 100 quid (60 quid net).
It's interesting reading Hitler and Alfred Rosenberg.
They both regarded Britain as a racialist Nordic European state to be emulated.
Britain before 1945 and since 1945 are essentially different countries. We are paying the price of jewish rule.
unemployed
ktim
turns out you just don't even need to work
woops my bad
you can thank cromwell for that
What if you cum, but the cum comes out in a dribble-like fashion
just move to london and get a job in construction, oh but you'd rather live with your mum and cry about it instead!!
where do you get money to live?
*if you live at home
move to london to save money
what the fuck did he mean by this
isnt he dead
BUSINESS PLAN: pretty women
lads get a hobby that involved leaving the house
I am a master gamesman
we still pretending boomers stop working at 64
and he's gone straight back to spamming
like toiling!
like what
you don't need to save money, you need a job and self respect
i bought a film camera and i go taking photos of people in the town centre or go up the hills and take photos of nature. i've been on a pictorialism kick lately but it's harder to do in the summer.
what is your end game with this AI woman? I know it's your sad ass that own the Threads account that posts "her"
When will the next Hitler arise?
Need heathermong out of business
Any ideas lads?
slave away for nothing goyim!
no thanks
i'm right here
Anon Babble
You ever take my picture you’re getting knocked the fuck out mate
might listen to some fatman scoop
A man like hitler comes around every 1000 years or so, its been 80 years since his death so we have another 920 years to go unfortunately
The reason the jew hates Whites so much is because the White race is the only force capable of defeating him.
whose bedroom doesnt pong these days?
This isn't a permanent solution, whats to stop him from going to bant and posting his anti irish filth there?
brooklyn clan?
where do they get the hair for hair transplants
me? I'm a winner.
and so i wake in the morning and i step outside
and i hit my vape and i get real high
and i scream at the top of my lungs "TOIL LOOMS"
see a pretty girl in public
get mad
Crooklyn Clan
back of head
Not necessarily true, the houthis literally beat ZOG just the other day.
HELLO IVE WAITED HERE FOR YOU
usually from the back of your neck where all the shitty wispy hairs grow
Listening to Galaxy Garden reminiscing about summer 2012
Mum's cooked up a lovely roast arse for supper
do they grow into proper hairs after
People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we g-g-get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
yeah when positioned properly
The white race doesn't have 1000 years.
poo scromiting
wish i could go back in time 20 years so i could spend more time on the computer
yeah, realised that as i posted
im a square
please, humbly accept my apologies
With advances in AI we may have the potential to bring him back
Ok, I will be the new Hitler
interesting. very interesting indeed
They haven't won anything. Jews easily lord it over Arabs and have done for decades.
Yes
This is the donor area
An absolute crime that hitler didnt have any children to continue his legacy. He should have impregnated Eva Braun and sent her away from the Berlin bunker to a safe country like spain or argentina so her offspring could continue his work.
Balding, farting, gaming, posting and masturbating in my smelly bedroom.
his legacy was being an angry incel
you permanently filter his ID
Military Arabs have been unsuccessful fighting israel but politically and morally they have been very good. A lot of the Arabs who first started fighting jews/israel such as Yasser Arafat and gamel nasser were trained by ex nazi Germans such as Otto skorzeny
GTA6 will definitely cost £100.
business plan: win the lottery
gonna watch a film that i know will make me feel lonely and hate myself haha what am i like does this count as self harm
And you will buy it thus contributing the problem and making sure the prices go up for the next one
and everyone is going to pay it
im watching aliens, such a kino film
Marty 1955
back in my day games were 30 quid and even that was scandalous
mental to think if i won the lottery then absolutely nothing about my life would change except the house i live in. i'd still be eating the same shit, wearing the same clothes, on the same computer, doing the same mindless scrolling until i die.
gta 6 running at a buttery smooth 24 fps
I still just play on my PS3 don't see the need to upgrade
same except i would probably start taking classes to get out of the house and meet people. lockdown really made me realise i can be fully happy just in my routine.
PS TRIPLE
no you wouldn't. as evidenced by you not going to any free clubs and shit right now.
heathermongoose haha
This
Video games peaked with the seventh generation of consoles
lol
LOOOOOOOOOL
he wont live that down
heathermongoose
youtube.com
a scottish white man made this music
i work a shitty nightshift job mate and on a four on four off pattern.
Anon Babble
what you doing there?
scouting for mousey posts?
welllll it's about time for the ole daily wank so if yous guys gots any good posts you were holding onto now's the time to get them out before I get down to business
Oisin's girlfriend
why are black women always so fat?
Grim
trying to learn more about linux
heathermong searching for and making collages of white man black woman images to epically own the irish diaspora on /brit/
interact with an african at work
he cant speak down the fucking phone properly
pleasep leplapelasple please pLEASE
have been unsuccessful fighting israel
backed by the entirety of the west
my gf loves using linux mint
They've gotta go
poo bum :)
scerfioiaj
Tell her that the screens used on Manchester buses to show the next stop or whatever information runs on Debian.
Linux niggas love hearing shit like that
finally
anarchy in the uk
karma for the pirate nation of nassau
convincing leftypol to become a suicide bomber in the russian invasion of britain
telling him to defend our immigrant-friendly nation
This Diddy trial is totally nuts.
Just got said that after Diddy had the men he paid to fuck Cassie his gf cum inside her he'd have her squeeze out the cum from her pussy and then rub it on his nipples.
I'm not gonna post the whole thing it's xcancel.com
rorke preparing himself just in case the pot noodles dont scan properly on the self serve
bit gay
Not really fucking arsed mate
i.4cdn.org
it's unironically over for millennials, the most cringe generation of all time. despised by boomers, zoomers and gen xers.
Hey, alright, it’s Kip Kasper
Anarcho-tyranny
We live in a jewish hell
Irish mothers in Africa dropping out babies
haha it's true
we're so lame
Zoomers are balding at 20
why so many pics of white women with black men/children ITT
who's that?
yeah? please keep me posted with all the latest updates lad
saw quite a few peng tings today lads
should really be illegal for women to go out in nothing but denim shorts and tops exposing their mid riff
now is not a good time
gen z boss and a mini when she was 10 years old
it's one singular extremely mentally ill poster
yeah make the bellies illegal
idiot
says who
see xcancel.com
shut the fuck up you fat yank bastard i'd fucking glass you if we were to meet
just been kicked out of the work Whatsapp group for a team that i manage
im fired arent i?
sam rockwell. now THAT is an actor.
sisterberg doesn't have a laptop she just uses an ipad and smart keyboard, asked her doesn't she want a proper laptop and she said says she can get all her work done on the ipad so there is no point.
Oh yes
Aryans are a mobile people. That's what we do, we conquer other people and we create legal and political structures and we move on. That is who we are and our destiny is to ultimately do that in space. That is not the destiny of the Jews, and it's something that the Jews fundamentally resent. But yes we are a global people, we think globally, we think in terms of global domination. That's who we are, at least the best of us. This petty nationalism and blood and soil stuff is kind of a low church version of who the European really is. We worry about being villainised. We are the villain, on some level. We are that person who other races fear. Because we're stronger and bolder and ultimately more beautiful and more ruthless.
PROMOTIONS!
you're being promoted me. it's me, your boss.
The police are investigating Kier Starmer for hate speech!
Sir Gear Snorter
mental how the PROMOTION meme is fully dead these days. used to have a gif of like 50 people on Anon Babble all doing the pose in one of those neverending camera-in-a-camera things
i dont mind a blogpost
but this is a boring blogpost
video call toil finished
tooth brushing toil begins
£70K a year or im not interested ty x
school dinner poos
did you lads ever wank in school?
blgo on
no!
yeah because im a boring cunt, just thought it was interesting, though other desktop virgins on /brit/ would be interested to know how normies don't actually mind how restricted ipads are but actually prefer it
and i didn't care for the addendum
watching eastenders
wanking to eurovision
prefer not to say. i will say i had two VERY beautiful IT teacher ladies though.
used to spunk all over the cubicle doors me hahah
wanking to eastenders
is this natty
fine im just going to open my random Anon Babble folders and post random stuff i find amusing
wanking to 6th formers
no
just remembered i did the wank into a urinal instead of in a cubicle what the FUCK was i thinking at least it was outside of normal operating hours so nobody was about
wanked to girls who went there
-2
yea
530 am lying in bed and farting
it's not fair that I'm simply 5'7, I don't exist in the same world as taller men, not to other men in the realm of being taken seriously and not to women as a potential partner. I will forever be a boy and never a man. completely genuine complaint as well, if you're 5'7 or below you understand and if you're taller you know how you see and think of us.
foreigners be like
I live in a different time zone LOL
sneed
alri?