chappell & charli edish
/brit/
first for me!
not gay but I... err, well, oh... hmmm... well I suppose I am gay then
Another dog shit edition
Vichy France was just as much a German puppet as the French Free State was a British pippet
Eventually the “Madagascar Plan” was formalized, and in July 1940 it was presented to the German leadership. It said:
The approaching victory gives Germany the possibility … of solving the Jewish Question in Europe. The desirable solution is: all Jews out of Europe. … France must make the island of Madagascar available for the solution of the Jewish Question… The island will be transferred to Germany under a mandate. … Apart from this, the Jews will have their own administration in this territory: their own mayors, police, postal, and railroad administration, etc. … Moreover, the Jews will remain in German hands as a pledge for the future good behavior of the members of their race in America.
i love tate mcrae
tim
have you lads heard about the rorikstead conspiracy???
Beyonce is more British than Charli
Clearly there was no plan to kill them—in fact, here was a reason not to kill them: as insurance against American hostility.
For various reasons, the plan was never enacted, unfortunately. But it was actively discussed well into 1942. As late as March of that year, Goebbels wrote in his diary: “There are still 11 million Jews in Europe. They will have to be concentrated later, to begin with, in the East; possibly an island, such as Madagascar, can be assigned to them after the war.” Again, no plan to kill Jews—even in March 1942!
You just lost the game.
you're lucky we decide to bless /brit/ with our posts
lads, follow me on this. Ice tea. need or keep?
second for this lad
HERE IT COMES MATES
i'd eat both their arses x
Dawn of war and world in conflict are peak RTS games
But surely many Jews died during Hitler’s reign, did they not?
Of course. Sometimes we have to remind ourselves of the obvious: people die all the time. They die from old age, disease, injury, and accident. They die from homicide, and they die from suicide. In any sufficiently large population group, about 1% die of such causes every year. Therefore, of the roughly 500,000 German Jews living under Hitler in the pre-war years, about 5,000 would have died every year, no matter what Hitler did. Many Jews left Germany throughout the 1930s, and the population dropped to about 200,000 by 1939—thus, by that time, annual deaths were down to about 2,000.
after much thought i have purchased a refurbished iPhone 13 Pro
seriously considered a galaxy s23 but dont wanna look at that ugly ahh user interface
You gonna die, son.
you didn't answer my question
rorke's mum doxxed
Had that phone for 3 years
It SUCKED
Got an s25+ now and im very happy with my purchase
levelling up to attract high quality women in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom
rorke's dead
What kind of gaylords have Kim Kardashian naked and tied up and don't at least cop a feel. Despise the French desu
It's here
fuck that is one of the best games ever made
Thank you for submitting your application for the position at [Redacted] Primary School! We are thrilled to receive your application and are excited to learn more about your passion for inspiring young minds. Our team will carefully review your submission, and you can expect to hear from us regarding next steps within the coming weeks.
what was your question? i missed it xx
So, between 1933 and the start of the war in 1939, we can estimate that 25,000 Jews died in total. And we can be sure that every one was counted as a “Holocaust death.”
would be kino to sail the world with your mates and conquer everyone and everything
it is a remarkable game
games are just 70 quid now then is it
what the f
You have illness and gotta die
cant wait for them to find the noncery when they vet you
38 years in jail. That's going to be a considerable bed and board deduction from his compo payment.
what happens in rio de janeiro lad
I want to see a video of him in his blood like gta vc
well you should’ve told me before I bought it you bastard
will never understand kanye fans, even before his schizo arc
some catchy but mediocre beats with midwit lyrics yet they act like he's some sort of genius god
I bought refurbished and it was fucked after like 8 months, watch out
can we see your hair
ring ring better answer the graft
crime, good looking people, beaches, drugs
oh my days you bought that model
mine exploded after a week I lost an ear from it
imagine a communist Anglosphere
like
A Stalinist commonwealth with America being some anarcho-communist wild west state as an ally
Irrelevant
america is communist
You are dead
Over 60s should not be allowed to drive
I don’t care if they can pass a test or not
Give them a free bus pass
He is really dead
no its important
*dies*
wouldnt be nearly as different as you think
the anti-racist culture would be the same, there would still be antifa freaks everywhere, and people instead of being slaves to walmart would be slaves to bread lines or working for them
In the Asda aisle of George clothing
Lurks a predator with lustful loathing
Desires inflamed, and pulsating veins
He awaits the day, his coming era reigns...
He silently creeps, through an aisle of perfumes
Away to inspect, the kids dressing rooms...
Later
the iphone is the most aryan mobile device
dead in here. imma revive it
You are a failure
my calves are mad thick
nah i’m talking a pre-mass immigration era one
like say the revolutions happened around the 1910s/1920s
subtlety mate this gimmick is funnier when it’s just like ‘it’s time…’
He is a subhuman
ok i read the Talmud and it’s honestly not bad
it’s just the same as any other old religious texts
and how many old religious texts have you read
I wanna buy a new phone but I'm not buying anything that doesn't have a headphone jack
Point
bhagavad gita, the bible, quran, and the kitab-i-aqdas
youtube.com
having a cry
just one of those days
english are strong powerful warriors
australians are hedonists who's degenerancy and hubris is remembered for millennia
Sounds about right
Utter nonsense
Laughed at the story behind this photo. What a retard
Twitch streamers, YouTube sketch comedians, Video essayists, Cosplayers, Onlyfans creators, Transgender activists, Breadtubers, Always-Types-In-Lowercase ironic tweeters who have profile pictures of Simpsons, King of the Hill, Minor Nintendo video game characters
was this that one australian nonce
the nonce phenotype
interpol went to shit after this
ktim
What if I got back?
there is an entire industry of jeets tricking other jeets into talking the autistic way they do
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
free him
going out without putting suncream on aha >:) x
Canadian
XD
mental how fit they are
If I don't get the job from my interview Thursday and have to stay at my current toil i'll lose my fucking mind
Act
long weekend in north devon for a mates bday this weekendo de lads. ~30 people going.
should be a goodun
lmao, I fucking wish
being a NEET is so fucking dull. I have nothing to do and never actually do anything besides /brit/post all da
Sending you best wishes and kisses xx
top right looks like breaking bad
I could have another you in a minute, matter fact he'll be here in a minute baby
Unbelievable tragedy
as i say rorke dont you ever crave
to appear on the front of the daily express
dressed in your fathers weathered old creps?
nationalist paper
noooooo we are all the same you can't say people have shared values and experiences based on their ethnic and cultural origin noooo that's racist
Mentally retarded the lot of em
My gf died from overdose
ejeep bot resorting to sympathy baiting lel
people who dance while doing the smiley face thing make me very unconformable. I don't think I could physically do this
mad how I have literally nothing on Earth to do except drink and /brit/post. a massive planet and here I am with nothing to do in it
I had enough of this shit I am out
bradley.jpg
yeah? mad
have the ublock origin filter set up since jannies here don't do anything
mwa
do share x
it is isn't it? utterly insane
whats wrong with those fucking gimps
Are they the ones that did the corona dance back into the pub? They look totally different
any boywife twink in?
another lad shared it with me but it works, add it to the 'My filters' box
boards.Anon Babble.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-eg):if(:upward(2):has-text("/brit/"))
might suck my second covfefe of the day
Up to 7 matches on hinge
My all time high was 15
Off to Maccy D's for a covfefe myself aha x
I have to be honest... I can't lie anymore... I love Japan!!
shu?
why? mcdonalds coffee is shit
owned by a london based company which is in turn owned by a massive U.S conglomerate
Good thing theyre our greatest ally
Damn....
Gets me out of the house
Its been 10 years anon... wake up
ah fairs
enjoy x
lots of sex going on over there then?
I'm not gay, just like getting my dick sucked. Don't care if it's a bloke or a bird.
Put your feet up. Stop working so hard. Have a lie down. None of us get out alive anyway!
fellatio is a homosexual act
need them to lez off
if you go outside you must wear suntan lotion!
you must apply liberally and top it up every 3 hours
that will be £5 + tip
Hot summers will bankrupt the celtic man
afraid so
Captian Fellatio Hornblower
sir pizza scranner
hohoh horrr is that sooo rohoho ahhehe ohhh heh dooooly noted my son heh gerrin therrr fanks verry mcuhd e led
raping my arse with a chilly flask
*unzips trousers*
What you sayin lads?
corrrrrrrrrrrrrr
war.... war don't get different....
I think why a lot of people are opposed to facism and national socialism in this general is because a lot of you are literally gay. Being a faggot makes you diametrically opposed to these ideologies
my life has goen to the fucking dogs i have arsed EVERYTHING up!
can’t comment, don’t have my microscope on me
says once sentence that suggests that letting the country get entirely overrun with wogs might not be the best outcome
REEEE THIS MAN IS LITERALLY HITLER
lto,
might try topical Minoxidil and order finn shortly after
mad how much sabrina carpenter has totally replaced taylor swift in the culture.
thats enoch powell you monger
I like Asian women.
wanking a cock with my arse
he's right you know
brave post
That's a spaki dogshit zinger.
mad how much she’s replaced taylor in my imagination blacked raw wanks too
Edinburgh
Managerberg taking his job VERY seriously and trying to look cool in front of the 20 something year old girls on my team.
The fucking loser is 43, unmarried, bald and has no kids. I would literally kill myself if I was him.
One of the most spoken languages in the world, there are people out there who have never set foot in Britain speaking it, but asking people who intend to live here to learn it is too much
understandably so x
43, unmarried, bald and has no kids.
ktim
business idea: cat piano
reminds me when I went on holiday to scotland couple of years ago
in edinburgh we encountered a begger saying he didn't have any money for food in broken english and asking us for money, i said hed have to dance for it and he actually did too lol
we put on spice girls and made him dance for like 10 minutes before we gave him the equivalent of like £2 loooool
weir looking goblin bitch if you are attracted to this you need to be lobotomized
Getting this afternoon's Nick Fuentes
43, unmarried, bald and has no kids.
ktwbm
sargon of akkad's latest upload distilled into a .zip file and injected straight into the pineal gland
raping my arse with a pine cone
sargon is r lad you cunt
my ubereats driver was white and he was definitely steaming
got out his car stumbling
charli is such a queen but shouldn't be hanging round with that tranny
What a breathtaking photo. The best of Britain.
that's a jew on the left
just sneezed, it's over
doesnt take much to impress you does it
Okay. WHICH of you lads will be wanking my hard 2 inch penis today?
call the bizzies la
what was the last big get of Anon Babble
Ktim
you, you fat get
proudfoot
Nigga thinks he’s Native American
did a jav wank at lunch to asian ladies making willers spunk by rubbing their legs in tights on them
How is that hypocrisy? If all the english people wanted to live in other countries but refuse to learn the language then it would be hypocrisy
Not really an argument is it.
T. Most empathetic american
empathy destroys societies
Time for Starmer to resign. And true British patriots to take charge.
1960s architects cackling all the way to the bank as councillors approved this monstrosity while being told how it diversifys and modernised the cityscape
Why the fuck would you go to that island
Simply not true.
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fuck off
Americans are the only people who think society would be better off if we were all more selfish
diversifys and modernised
i lvoe shellfish
Kier Starmer is such a fucking freak, it's no surprise he is Jewish.
Looks like he is wearing somebody else's skin.
just gnawed another man's ballsack clean off like a rabid dog
FAR! Awaayyyyyyyy
i got a funny get in /brit/ a long time ago but i cant for the life of me find it in the archive
Give it a rest heatherpaedo
scimrenmg
i'm back early from the 3PM walkabout de lads just absolutely gagging for a wank you see :)
Not a professional speller am i?
bradey
sounds like your life is mintil
You wank me I wank you?
pooey wank
wanking a cock with my arse
but lad isn't what is known as... nevermind x
His wife's a jew but not him, I actually remember him getting flack because of some article he wrote for a Christian paper (might've been about abortion don't recall or care to look up)
I'm easily influenced
London police charged a Conservative Party politician with two counts of sexual assault following an investigation.
The charges against Patrick Spencer by the Metropolitan Police Service relate to two separate women, over assault that is alleged to have taken place at The Groucho Club in London in August 2023.
What's the world coming to. You can't even sex assault in a private members club. What's the point in even being a member now
quite mad how possible it is to look like a paedophile
And the children are being raised as...?
fat ugly neighbour is having a wank. She must be flicking herself to the Uber Eats delivery screen
get her shagged
Send videos
CPS would usually turn a case like this down but one look at him is all you need to be sure he did that shit
GAMER PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
*leads an army of gamers into a new world order*
no she's disgusting. Hasn't washed since THeresa May was in charge
how does merge in turn work if the car in front of me bails on his spot and decides to tuck into my spot
got the dhoop cones on
nag champa
3 pm
imagine the smell
put it into 4th and keep the revs up
gooned twice
dont feel great about it
at least bollockberg is drained
nigga name keir
killas and goons
idk just dont hit other cars and you'll be fine
Doesn’t help
been sick for like 2 weeks with a cold
what do wagies do when this happens?
does toilberg just let you stay off for ages?
you go into the office and get everyone sick?
or wfh -- what about if thats not possible, or before the coof?
much to ponder
Yh but the van I was going to slot in front of pushed in front after this happend so idk who was in the wrong
any mum has been on a "lowfat" diet for twenty years but it's clearly not been working man in
thinking of all the saltless shite I had to eat growing up. awful
um. woman's fanner
corrr Arby’s
was off a month due to mental health but then I just left cos I didn't like the job
Salt is grim. Your mum did you a favour
another arse wank down the tube lads, loosey goosey
ffs hope the belgium poster never sees this or he'll clown us forever
x.com
why is a cold lasting you 2 weeks?
do you consume any vitamin c?
timmy's wife
im nofap. not wank since yester
T. Slug
smashed a berocca this morning haha
Shut up nonce
sir stranger island
my dad is antivax and christian
currently stuck on 8 eBay views
Absolutely would. Name please? Any information on her?
3 pm katy slurping on a pg tip
I missed it. Post it again.
vibing out to the blue archive soundtrack in my odious abode
sry hellaslad no idea
*titty bounces you off of a cliff*
disgusting fat pig
Where do you find them? Just randomly in porn sites?
rorke doing a fatphobia
whenever someone says “always a Audi/BMW” it just screams jealousy honestly
It’s time to talk about Men’s Mental Health
Need Emma Watson to sit naked on my face.
Boys get sad too
In reality it’s called pattern recognition.
screaming in agony
never put much thought into it before but as i was soaping myself up in the shower i remembered those tug shops in japan where women soap you up and rub their naked bodies all over you
corr wouldn't mind a bit of that
I would really rather not
... back home and not coping very well, wearing my excellent reading glasses watching Tennis on Sky sports on TV ...
got the espadrilles on
watering the garden
My dad is pro vax and atheist
LOL
get her poo eaten
get her farts sniffed
Antivaxxed and a mini
is it cringe if i start working out and eating healthy just to make sure i'm definitely alive for gta 6
FART
It's cringe playing videogames.
I drive an audi
New
salt is extremely underrated since most people are low on electrolytes