Try to trigger Slovenians

Playing oriental turbofolk loudly in the streets, it's the equivalent of hood rap or reggaeton.

you're not going to make people angry after you state that that is your intention

The internet insisting that we're somehow 'Italian Slavs' and that parts of Slovenia beyond the immediate border regions should ideally fall to Italy is also triggering, as are maps that retcon our history as being Ottoman to make us more Balkan or Yugoslav retrospectively. There's a map on wikipedia whose author thought that only NE Slovenia was affected by the reformation because Central Slovenia was apparently too Mediterranean, Balkan and Italian for that (though that is where all the lutheran preachers were from and where they operated).

If anything it just makes the people more angry,

Trst NE je naš

that would be Trst NI naš
nobody cares about that anymore tho

Just call them German-Serbian mutts.

Novi Trst will soon be built, just like Nova Gorica

Slovenia is a balkan country

Maybe Tito wasn’t so bad. Maybe we need another socialist revolution ;)

I will try that and see what happens.

Then why did Yugoslavia break apart?

Maybe I should just say Slovenia should be broken apart for Italy and Croatia to take Slovenia.

Kaiserhymne > Hej Slovani >>> Zdravljica

Balkan schizo babble

See it works

But Nova Gorica effectively was the socialist "answer" (cope) to not being allowed to genocide and enshittify Trieste. It's a city sized brutalist whorehouse with casinos on every corner, just like the rest of the Balkans.

Looks like you are triggered

slavs were better under Austro-Hungarian rule

I thought it was because Gorizia was taken by Italy

Aw, you coping that you getting exposed?

-zasto je bosanac doso u sloveniju?
-da trazi poso
-a zasto je slovenac doso u bosnu?
-da trazi oca!

Alpine croats

wdym "taken"? It was always Italian and always will be, but the Slovenian ultranats on top of the Communist party were endlessly seething about it.

If a place has a Slavic name it should belong to Slavic original inhabitants. See also Dresden, Leipzig, Chemnitz etc

Y’all have some good suggestions in the comments,

I care

And I wish Lwiw and Wilno would return to Poland

Umm what's going on, what's with the recent weird obsession?

Don't wish such misery upon my country please.

But I wish so one day I could stand on the Piazza del Tito in Trst and sing

izgledas mi kao lutkica iz Trsta

Slovenia should be obsessed about 24/7 by all other slavoids and balkanoids because you set the example we should all follow.

People just starting to realize that Slovenia is a shit country.

Call them alpine Serbs but it only really works if you're Serbian.

Good

I know pretty much ZERO things about Slovenia btw, it's crazy that it's so. I wouldn't call myself an ignorant person I was just never in position to learn or hear anything about them.

heh, hey nice white children and beautiful flowers in your yard, you uh, um, you big dumb heckin Slovenians!

h-hey um, I see you aren't taking a bunch of brown protohumans in and treating them better than your native white population... um so heh what's it like to be a big dumb stupid head!!

heh look mom I totally pwn3d these um, uh, these heckin scrubs! they are seething and coping and stuff heh heh!

You are never on position for that because they are so irrelevant and trash and we clowning on them.

i know that Slovenia beat your ass in 10 days
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten-Day_War

Keyboard warriors and government quarrels are one thing, but I honestly don't know what would trigger the average Slovene in person.

To ask him to lend you 100 euros.

County of Silly

what's with all the slovenia threads recently

Slovenia is such a trash and shitty country

mean

Truth hurts sometimes

someone travelled there and discovered it was a cool place, once (((they))) discovered this they immediately set out to destroy it with shit people. white flight from US/UK will bring hordes of empathetic retards with money, which will be used to buy political influence, which will be used to open up the country to smelly brown immigrants

SLOVENIAN SKI JUMPING AND ALPINE SUCK, SUCK I TELL YA!

Tito died and the Serbs started getting uppity

---> it always triggers them

can we have capodistria/koper back? we'll also get to keep trieste. you get our gratitude. we've been getting along near the border for a long while now anyways haven't we?

1 day in italian hands and it would be already filled with negros and north africans, no ty

At least it would be interesting unlike your country.

yeah good point

Someone made a thread talking about how bad Slovenia is.

they are germs

If that ain't AI...kek
literally chatGPT generated

They threw a bunch of Italians into caves in the ground during WW2

Aw, looks like you are mad your country ain’t the perfect paradise you think it is.

Keep crying

I heard that Ljubljana has an unusually high amount of political gangs, like neo-nazis and antifa, who will have street fights sometimes

i know that Slovenia beat your ass in 10 days

your ass

Are you aware it's the Serbian nationalists that sabotaged the whole plan kek.

Another reason why people should hate on Slovenia

This post needs more attention

Looks like it is getting attention lol

it was you, and you're a somali faggot

Fuck you nigga.

Cilli is not pronounced Silly, dumb Americans

did you know ukraine defended bahmoot with only 10000 soldiers against a wave after wave in single column wagnerites that were rapists and child molesters carrying shovels with occasional once a week artillery barrage against their own because they are incompetent
they defended the metropolis for 3 years disregarding the prior arguments started in 2014
killing the entirety of the shock troop division of the old soviet union numbering 800 000 per city on the front in ww2
russia is so barren, there are 50 women for 1 man now
these are LOGICAL assumptions i have to assumpt
can you please do any better?
i am still waiting for the tracksuits from Dnipro ffs ther arent any fighting s or bombings going on to disrupt the post office and you still have access to sea, it CAN and DOES flow into Danube, it can reach me unhindered
if i dont become rich because of hohols, ill come there personally
this is my last warning

I was quite triggered when a Croat claimed Lipizzaner horses originate from the Croatian town of Lipik.

i have 2 kids living there with their mothers and its like i have cancer
id rather have death cancer than have 2 kids living there
the kids have everything to remain safe, well fed and looked after, but i am so distorted by the fact that they have to be there and not here with me that it tears me apart
i have nothing to live for if they dont sense a purpose of living
their mothers are utterly retarded to the point i dry heave
i hate them so much, all of them
they LITERALLY never and i mean NEVER lived
yet they can pay to say what life is?
no its not
afterthought burn retards
shit that is thrown as trash into a dying fire you wont even piss on
they have no understanding of attacking the literal planet earth with a pickaxe battling tree roots and clay
trying to conjure the hard way what you can pay ove there
may a nigger die of herpes if he tries to plagarise
whatever i just shitposted into his niggerlicious rhymes
i stand behind whaever not just i said but shitposted
if i was the last to post, many i be the last man that iit has posted
but do not let up, do not let go of the feist
i havent taken the makr of the beast because i hate the antichrist

I can’t tell if you joking or being serious.

At least America isn’t boring

What else triggers you Italian Slavs

Italians should just colonize Slovenia.

Turbofolk