/med/ + frens

Chud edition
Nothing happened:

Good morning, sisters.

Good morning /med/.

good morning

Slept good, feeling good

good morninggg

we should have a meetup like at the beach

I've had at least three separate dreams last night.

Yesterday I forgot to mention the French slampiggie in swimwear that I walked-by during my walk. A lot of French tourists visit us too.

love goth girls!
marry goth girls!
impregnate goth girls!
turn them into goth moms!
TOTAL FAMILY LOVE

Balloons

Nosering.

Same old with an added migraine for some reason.

PN could do a funny thing.

Dimples.

Imagine the slime on the bed.

Wet.

Tattoo

Lack of pubes

with an added migraine

Yikes. Sorry to hear.

Reverse cowgirl, doggy bent over table

Thighjob, missionary

coworker start talking about going to bullfights

chud cruel

Happy now, niggas?

She's looking directly at the camera as if she knows she's a character in a lewd mod and is judging you for it.

Nejka Iżraeljana.

Women cannot resist their nature, that nature being sexually pleasing odd men who spend their days on their computers.

4/10 without makeup
6/10, get well soon
6.5/10
7,5/10
8/10
won the trend

slag/10

Nobody can resist their nature, at least not forever.

that nature being sexually pleasing odd men who spend their days on their computers.

Apparently womankind is resisting very, very well though.

I'm not sure yet if I hate fat people or just the gross massive piece of shit that sits besides me

Thank you. Hopefully whatever I have remains light.

One's nature must be identified and defined before a decision can be made about accepting or denying it.
But what if one's perceived nature was falsely identified and the act of resisting it falls in line with the real nature which remains hidden.
For example, the doom slayer's nature is to fight the forces of hell and the player makes the decision to accept that nature to extract some fun from a videogame.
But is this his real nature or one the player who represents the superego imposed unto him.

Or, maybe, there is one coming and he's already trying to play with minds.

tfw a Ukrainian girl I know shills for Ukraine on Instagram so we vote for them in Eurovision

I would be ashamed if I was her. They won the contest twice in weird circumstances (2016 and 2022 because of Russia le bad) and she pretends that we keep the scam going on. Just ban them and Israel, no place for political rigging.

But is this his real nature or one the player who represents the superego imposed unto him.

I don't know. I just don't know.

I think I preferred it back when who was right was determined by who was the biggest.

no place for political rigging.

Too little, too late.

by mephala yes, that is better.

grilled chicken breast

pea

carrot

corn

pickles

YUMMERS

I could go for a grilled chicken breast rn.

I'm having pasta salad for lunch

Choose your Spanish runner. For me, it's an all-in for Hervás.

They are all mid

The one on the left is mewtwo-maxxing

czech women are kino

anon was THIS big

She is a porn actress you sick fuck

at this point she shrugged
she got to measure meat rods later using special instruments
*sex worked, you chud

I have another driving lesson soon, wish me luck!!

Good luck.

The hardware.

Wonder if I could bring you a slice to Malta on a plane.
Doubt they allow that no cap.

gl

The structure.

Much easier to just fly and grill it here.

As long as she's hot.

Second from left.

Huge forehead.

Good, metal is harder than flesh.

The rack rails installed with captive nuts.
More to come after the cagie.

You are Mediterranean, you do not need luck. Luck is nords and lottery players.
I admire them (sexually) because they are in peak physical condition, and this makes them extremely attractive to me.
I wish to sire offspring with Hervas in particular.

hi med, should i order food today or starve myself?

Buy products and cook them if you have the time.
Ordering ready food is acceptable only if you don't have time because of work.

Order two kebabs, extra spicy, with a side of fries. Then ask for some nuggets (10 should be enough) to be dipped in sweet and sour sauce. Finish it up with half four cheeses pizza and gulp it all down with some beer.
If you’re feeling frisky have an ice cream for dessert.

uhm if you want to rent this piece of shit apartment, it is going to cost you 870 euros per month + other expenses, but you have to sign this paper that you will pay for a year.

oh you only want to rent it in the summer for 3 months? Uhhhhhh if it costs 870 per month.. and uhhhhh, you want to rent for 3 months... uhhhh... that should be uhhh... like 2610 euros, right? .... WHOOPSIE POOPSIE I just did a heckin' miscalculation! You have to pay me 6200 euros for those 3 months because I could rent it out to foreigners on airbnb o algo

Andalucian and Venetian niggas really are right about landlords.

KEK I forgot about that possibility

order food

Calzone. Tomatoes. Cheese. Basil. Salami. Onion. A bit of olive oil.

ok so i took ur ideas and i might go for pizza, either beer or redbulls and i might also buy nuggets or some other snack thing, i would like kebab but that might be too much, ice cream is bad for my throat

pizza has half of that stuff unless thats what ur implying

lame ass nigga

Hervás is ok, weird you didn't mention their clearly visible feet

Are you even catnigga?

Eat something, because that's the preferable option.
We have chicken here, you know.

thats what ur implying

I'm implying that you should eat a calzone.
Spoiler alert: It's a pizza folded in half and baked that way. I like it.

I respect and admire women who have spent their lifetimes honing their bodies to perfection, and thus did not want to objectify her by making ribald commentary on the most attractive part of the female body.

We have chicken here, you know.

I assumed.

that sounds like itd be more expensive then a pizza

itd be more expensive then a pizza

Maybe it depends on where you buy it.
My favourite pizzeria sells them for the same price as regular 'za. It's literally the same except they fold it in half.
What's inside tastes different though as it gets steamed since it's pretty much closed inside a pizza.

As long as she's hot.

She's cute, but her nationalism is unbearable.

Second from left.

Based. Pic related is her, too mid according to Andaluzanon.

Good day med am back, what did I miss today ?

Germany is attacking you via Belgium to bypass the maginot line, quickly leave your city and find shelter asap

I actually live quite close to the Maginot line

Good day sir.
Saved these for you thinking you might enjoy.
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UPDAET: It went well!!!

based
we're all so proud of you, pretty soon you'll master the clutch like we did and them promptly start driving an automatic car so you don't have to deal with that dogshit like we did and forget all about how to properly drive manual

Congrats.
I too should get a driver's license soon fr. I always postpone it as I focus on other things.

so you don't have to deal with that dogshit like we did

Isn't manual better than shittomatic though?

I find manuals fine but if I'm in traffic then it's a bit annoying having to press the clutch down over and over again.

Isn't manual better than shittomatic though?

its better if ure a american that like to larp and brag, otherwise its just annoying

it's more of an annoyance than anything
it's only kept around by sheer inertia and because that's how it's always been done, but since I got an automatic I've never wanted to go back

Buenos jobas.

You're be doing doughnuts in a residential street at 3am on a weeknight before you know it.

Henlo. Not a fan of airsoft videos

Hello /med/. Busy days at the office, got so much shit going I'm surviving day by day, not thinking about what tomorrow brings.
Also what the fuck is with the manual hate itt? Driving stick is really fun.

Automatic is just better

not sudden downshifting two gears and kicking the gas and watch all the opens be left behind

not drifting in a roundabout then perfectly shift so you get out straight and with a lot of impulse

not finding the perfect rev speed at which each gear can be changed without using the stick because the motor and gears are completely aligned

Autotragics could never.

opens

Plebs.

without using the stick

Without using the pedal.

It's not better, it's simpler. Stick allows you to pull off some fun shit and just FEELS right. When you know your car well and switch through the gears like butter, it's just very satisfying.
Based Stickchad telling it like it is.

Driving is never fun it's a chore

Not a fan of airsoft videos

I'm not fond of them either, I just thought they were funny.
Then again, if I REALLY tried my best in making you laugh, I would have probably posted wario edits o algo.

A chore for you, Momo.
Some people love to drive, me included.

Driving is never fun it's a cho-
WOAH!

not finding the perfect rev speed at which each gear can be changed without using the stick because the motor and gears are completely aligned

wtf i had no idea this was possible

Despite the work, we had some good laughs at the office today.
Someone brought a T-rex balloon and we treated her (it's a girl dinosaur) like an intern. We named her Camille and gave her work (we sat her in front of a desk with an open book on the table under her Trex arms so she could read and learn).
When the emergency siren sounded (it was just an exercice), I brought Cam with me outside, as we never leave anyone behind.

Nice.
Technically, I think that's riding.

We named her Camille

Whose idea was that, I wonder.

Do you know how to do all that?

Sorry I'm sure you will redeem yourself
It's both scary and tiresome
Does Camille sleep at the cagie ?

Today I got almost trampled over by a car.
Can you guess the gender of the driver?
After almost trampling me over, the driver started doing some hand signals, at first I thought she was saying sorry, but now I'm not sure and maybe she was blaming me saying I didn't look before crossing, which wasn't the case.
I should have called her a retard and break off a rear view mirror or something.

too mid according to Andaluzanon.

Damn I'm catching strays out of nowhere.

slopmachine: generate me a meme for this exact situation I'll never use again in my life! ASAP!

beep beep boop, time to insult half the anons ITT

3 first points of your meme

Damn, didn't know cars in Portugal were that old, you could also add some others like

Turn the crank to start the engine

stop fighting guys, I just want the manual permit just in case I need to drive a manual car sometime, not because I prefer them

Can you guess the gender of the driver?

The 34th one.

My female coworker friend told me it's 160% obvious that I like the new tomboy office qt. If she knows then probably others know. Not sure if it's a scary or exciting prospect.
T-that's just a nice name, ok?

My female coworker friend told me it's 160% obvious that I like the new tomboy office qt. If she knows then probably others know. Not sure if it's a scary or exciting prospect.

It's just scary

I actually had to cut the meme down a bit from the original :D

If she knows then probably others know

do u think the tomboy knows?

It's both scary and tiresome

At least the automatic made it a bit easier maybe?

Does Camille sleep at the cagie ?

Yep she does, at her desk. She's very dedicated and productive.
Well, glad you got out ok at least. I hate retards on the road.
The eternal circle of office qts.

number 10 made me laugh

Yes it does, I would already have a heart attack if I sticked with manual. Does bossman know about Camille ?

scary

u find it scary?

If she knows then probably others know

You can take that for sure

Not sure if it's a scary or exciting prospect

Let's hope the qt tomboy mustard-gas-farting coworker gives you signals that she is interested, if so there's nothing to be scared about

My female coworker friend told me it's 160% obvious that I like the new tomboy office qt.

For me, this would be a bone-chilling statement because I like to think that I can mask my true emotions beneath layers of various personalities and sub-personalities. The idea that a woman could just walk up to be and be like "yes, I can tell that you desire this specific woman" would probably give me a panic attack and make me fall over and die.

It is so over.

Not really, I see it more as an opportunity. If the qt knows, half my work is done.
She most likely knows, yes. There are quite a lot of hints. We hang out often, every weekend. We went to the restaurant just the 2 of us last saturday. There's no way she didn't see something since I'm quite an open book.

u might be in big guy

Does bossman know about Camille ?

Yep she does, we argued with her about the name kek. She's a cool bosswoman. I like to tease her with my jokes and we talk a bunch at the office.

coworker gives you signals that she is interested, if so there's nothing to be scared about

Exactly.
But since she arrived recently, I'm gonna be real careful. She doesn't need to deal with both a new job and some unrequited love bullshit at the same time. So I'll let it simmer and keep it natural, wait for her to give a sign.
Also there's currently some issue at work with some guy who was a bit too forward with female coworkers so... gotta be careful.
I see what you mean and that's why I stopped hiding behind fake personalities because it didn't work kek.
Believe me, these women are quite cunning.

/med/ meetup's next location
Yes

Honestly, I feel the same way.
But what happened now that makes you feel like that? Building postponed again?

I ate chocolate.

/med/ meetup next location

You can recover from that fren. Chocolate ain't even that bad for weight and health, especially if you choose dark one
Why is it over iyc, Maglet?

I see what you mean and that's why I stopped hiding behind fake personalities because it didn't work kek.

I think you're right, but I don't want to admit it, so I choose to live in ignorance instead. It's too scary to think that you might not be as good at hiding your feeling as you think you are.

But since she arrived recently, I'm gonna be real careful. She doesn't need to deal with both a new job and some unrequited love bullshit at the same time. So I'll let it simmer and keep it natural, wait for her to give a sign.

It's wise of you to take this one slowly - after all, we are still a good two months away from the commencement of Med Boy Summer, there is no need to rush.

I'm down for both.

It is. In some models it's more difficult to pull of or are at retarded rev speeds, but it's possible.
For example, all VAG (volkwagen, audi, etc) TDI motors can have the gears shifted from third to fourth at exactly 3200 rpm.

Yes.

Based manual king.

I will never touch one fo those because I know that if I do, I'll end up dead two days later.

auto

ensure it's in "P" mode

turn on car

press the brakes

turn off automatic "manual" brake

switch to "forward" mode

take foot off brake

SUDDENLY CAR GOES FORWARD WITHOUT YOU USING THE GAS PEDAL AND YOU BUMP INTO SOMEONE WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOUBLE NIGGER STUPID CAR

Yep, it's like that.

kek

So cheeky.

And what's the preferred order?

It is.

is there any like actual term for this? i want to know if my bmw has that

I don't remember inviting you over. Stay away from the "residents".
Me, recovering after tasting chocolate again? I hope you're right.

I-I don't know anon. It's someone I learned from a coworker that was into racing.

Fucking over

in my auto i just need to press the brake and the button so it starts and then in forward mode, but maybe thats an mercedes thing and the other automatic cars need all that

that you might not be as good at hiding your feeling as you think you are.

It is. This weakness became a strength for me though, a sort of weaponized naïveté.
I accept the fact that I am easy to read and do not fight it. I accept to let my (good) feelings show in a natural manner. I don't fake this, I'm just letting go. BUT this authenticity also acts as a facade, to make people think I'm always that genuine, when I actually think over any little thing I say. Faking your personality by not faking it.

there is no need to rush.

I've been in the med boy summer game a while now and I now 2 months can fly fast though...
Btw what are you playing these days?

And what's the preferred order?

Zoo, then the gay dungeon.

Women can always tell, just like how men can always tell if someone is a faggot

I need something else other than UEBS II. I am reasonably bored.

who am I though?

I don't know how colossally retarded you have to be to actually hit someone with an auto, the one I drive even breaks automatically if it detects an object
it's legitimately retard proof (good thing considering I drive maybe 5 or 6 times a year :D)

isn't that basically total war but without any of the gameplay?

My problem with autos is that they handhold you like crazy (you just gave me an example) and do things you don't want to at the worst times possible. At least with manuals the problem is 100% on the driver (manuals also autobrake now, which sucks).
I do enjoy driving auto though, but prefer manual.
I remember when I first used an auto, I drove from my town to Lisboa without a hiccup, and somewhere in the transit I decided I needed to change gears so I floored the brake. You can imagine what flooring the brake at 50 or 60 does kek

I don't know.
Basically.

Just the bottom shelf to support the NAS and the top plate and handles missing.
The middle shelf will also house a second computer, a mini pc to do stuff, and a router or something.

I would never show up to a meetup, even if it was held behind my front door.

Yes.

Impressive, how did you learn

Now, for the fun parts

1st U (fromt op to bottom)

Patch panel, I'll be switching those black plastic adaptors for proper metal CAT6a keystones

2nd U

16 ports gigabit switch

3rd U

5 port 2.5 gb switch with POE++ and a 10 gb SFP uplink port (with POE you can power deviced using only the ethernet cable, simplifying cables, no need for power cables)

4th U

Another patch panel for pulling connection from the PCs to the front (ethernet, USB, HDMI, etc)

5th U

mini PC for doing things like home automation, etc, plus a router (might put the router on top the switch if it has enough space though

the bottom

NAS with five drives for storing data

By trying. Don't try too much though, it fucks the gears a bit.

And best of all, it's already future home proof!

i do hate some of the shit my auto has like the fucking excess velocity beepin (u can turn it off tho), some of the warning lights that turn on when a car is a bit close to me that half the time arent even correct and and the fucking auto brake that goes off whne a person is just a lil bit close to the car when im parking

There were rumors about the lighthouse keeper helping smugglers. The truth hidden in the lighthouse basement was even worse.
Wise words
I don't get it, but based.

gah damn

im downing beers, i want to play something now but idk what

we are coming for your butthole boi

I'll try to explain Gman.

patch panel

You connect cables here, so they're easier to route to toher devices in the rack.

switch

You connect cables here so all the devices can communicate between themselves

gigabit versus 2.5gb versus 10gb

Bigger number means data moves faster between devices

POE

Witht his you don't need to use a power cable to power up a device, just use the ethernet cable.

NAS

Network attached storage, it's where you keep all your data (including morrowind mods and all the porn) so all your devices in your network can access them.

router

Routes data from someplace to somewhere else, usually between the outside of your home and the inside (so you can access the interwebz). Usually your ISP offers you one, but it's shit.

keystones

Some special connectors that make it easy to install cables.

SFP

Small form-factor pluggable. Basically a connector where you can connect all kinds of different stuff, usually other connector for communication or fiber cables for ULTRAFAST communication.

Can you guess how much I paid for everything? Including all the cables you're not seeing.
I think I mentioned everything

Stop.

"Stop!" is what you're gonna be screaming

Based, what birb would you like to see first ?

Gay rapist.

Cute imperial navy waifu.
Thanks for taking the time for that writeup fren, it's more clear to me now. This is such a fucking war machine you're building, holy shit.

including morrowind mods and all the porn

You know how to talk to me, kek.
What do you have?

You can also see in the structure the spacers I had to use because I fucked up the length of the beams when I ordered them kek

such a fucking war machine

Just so the glowies can't get me and I can save all my data without worrying about it being lost or deleted (and controlling my home automation in the near future).

Nice. What's the main use case?

I can save all my data without worrying about it being lost or deleted (and controlling my home automation in the near future)

A worthy goal, honestly. We're all at risk of losing that shit be it by retard corporations or the passage of time. Your stuff will endure while we'll have to go back to play football outside with a DIY ball for entertainment.

I fucked up the length of the beams when I ordered them kek

at least it'll breathe a bit?

I was talking about these.

Love these zoomie comedians
youtube.com/shorts/RswZO5K9l_8
youtube.com/shorts/MQg51aAOk7w
youtube.com/shorts/L1ip6fu4N0c
youtube.com/shorts/04m6--x_vi4
yeah I supposed you were talking about these and not the gaps.
My point still stands I suppose kek. More airflow ahah

Can you guess how much I paid for everything?

5k, probably a really bad guess cause idk half the stuff thats in that pic and i dont wanna read

I suppose that years of dealing with office politics (and attractive female workers) have given you a good sense for these sorts of things.
The intricacies of human interaction continue to elude me. Given the choice, I would prefer to meditate and fortify my ability to construct and maintain a false personality around colleagues (I'm too lazy and stupid to do that though).

Btw what are you playing these days?

I am coming to end of my playthrough of the Risen trilogy. After that, I might pick up Age of Decadence again or perhaps replay KOTOR 1/2. I haven't played either of those games in at least five years.

Women can always tell, just like how men can always tell if someone is a faggot

Perhaps this is why they used to lobotomise women. Female intuition has needed a nerf for at least 10,000 years now.
Powerwash Simulator while listening to true crime podcasts or 4 hour long video game essays in the background.

What do you have?

i ended up playing hoi4 red dusk mod, im trying it for the first tiem, i'll prob jerk it for the third time today after

Mmmm <3

Just so the glowies can't get me and I can save all my data without worrying about it being lost or deleted (and controlling my home automation in the near future).

Cool. Personally I'm a pleb so I use glowie services to store my data (e.g. Google Drive and GitHub). I have some local storage too but not tons.

Indeed, normie politics help with that. Your hermit lifestyle makes you genuine, one of the last free souls and poets of the modern world.

I haven't played either of those games in at least five years.

Never played none of those. But they're all on my wishlist, KOTOR especially.

i'll prob jerk it for the third time today after

nice rythm, keep it up pal!

I kind of do that already with UEBS II.

ayoo niggas, hue boomer here
today I'm in Porto
considerable number of jeets here, I'm actually surprised

Do Portuguese know you're from Huezil ?

of course, I have a weird hair tied by an elastic, earring and I'm a turbo mutt (gman can confirm)
also once I open my mouth to say something they will be 100% sure due to my accent

DON DON DON DON QUIIIII
DON QUIJOOOOOOTE
youtube.com/watch?v=1zl88Aieecw
Hello Boomah! Enjoy your time! :)

thanks man, I'm walking without direction, getting drunk and eating unhealthy stuff (francesinhas today)
can get better than that
how about you fren? hope you're having a great week

i dont think i'm gonna buy any pizzas anymore, i bought some fries and doritos and beer and im not hungry now

enjoy ur stay booma

without direction, getting drunk and eating unhealthy stuff (francesinhas today)

basatissimo!
Porto is a very nice city too, that bridge looks wonderful.

hope you're having a great week

I am yeah! A lot to do cagie wagie wise, but I'm feeling good, hanging out with frens, having fun.
Me I'm gonna get a coffee yoghurt for dessert

obrigado gajo

I don't like the word envy but I actually admire you gman
you're probably the most upbeat person I've ever met in my life
keep on like that

you have no idea, they're flooding everywhere especially here and lisbon
not to mention the Nepalese slave labourers they use out in the countryside, shit is getting worse I hate it

BLOOD
LAMB BLOOD PAINTED DOOR
I SHALL PASS!

There's a sticky of eurovision btw

Soup.

Thanks Booma, that praise goes right to my heart!
I'll try to stay upbeat as long as cuties let me, they have a knack for ruining that

Pistachios and popcorn tonight.

Good night med am tired

I think every person should take you as an example in being upbeat, fren.

Pink dreams mon ami.