/med/ + frens

have to PHYSICALLY go to the court to get some papers for the cage in 2025

I hate this country

I'm sick, damn it.

Allergies?

I don't know, but I have a slight headache, my throat tingles a bit and my nose is blocked - though to be fair my nose is often blocked. I don't know whether it is allergies or perhaps the beginning of a cold. If I were to guess, it is the latter.

And the wind pipes feel a bit odd as well.

How goes it.

no? ok....

Freckles.

Glasses.

Okay-ish.
Had an okay gym sesh, where instead of going hard on biceps curls, I tried doing the thing that should help with biceps tendonitis.
Basically you just lower the weight by a lot (20 kg in my case) and instead of curling the weight with your biceps, you just clean it like you would clean a bar for an ohp. Then you control the negative and it takes around 25-30 seconds to reach the bottom of the ROM. So I did 3 sets of 6 reps and I think it helped a bit.
What about you, greekbro?

Paizuri and doggy

Deepthroat and carry position.

Balloons

Nosering.

Same old with an added migraine for some reason.

PN could do a funny thing.

Dimples.

Imagine the slime on the bed.

Wet.

Tattoo

Lack of pubes

with an added migraine

Yikes. Sorry to hear.

Reverse cowgirl, doggy bent over table

Thighjob, missionary

coworker start talking about going to bullfights

chud cruel

Happy now, niggas?

She's looking directly at the camera as if she knows she's a character in a lewd mod and is judging you for it.

Nejka Iżraeljana.

Women cannot resist their nature, that nature being sexually pleasing odd men who spend their days on their computers.

4/10 without makeup
6/10, get well soon
6.5/10
7,5/10
8/10
won the trend

slag/10

Nobody can resist their nature, at least not forever.

that nature being sexually pleasing odd men who spend their days on their computers.

Apparently womankind is resisting very, very well though.

I'm not sure yet if I hate fat people or just the gross massive piece of shit that sits besides me

Thank you. Hopefully whatever I have remains light.

One's nature must be identified and defined before a decision can be made about accepting or denying it.
But what if one's perceived nature was falsely identified and the act of resisting it falls in line with the real nature which remains hidden.
For example, the doom slayer's nature is to fight the forces of hell and the player makes the decision to accept that nature to extract some fun from a videogame.
But is this his real nature or one the player who represents the superego imposed unto him.

Or, maybe, there is one coming and he's already trying to play with minds.

tfw a Ukrainian girl I know shills for Ukraine on Instagram so we vote for them in Eurovision

I would be ashamed if I was her. They won the contest twice in weird circumstances (2016 and 2022 because of Russia le bad) and she pretends that we keep the scam going on. Just ban them and Israel, no place for political rigging.

But is this his real nature or one the player who represents the superego imposed unto him.

I don't know. I just don't know.

I think I preferred it back when who was right was determined by who was the biggest.

no place for political rigging.

Too little, too late.

by mephala yes, that is better.

grilled chicken breast

pea

carrot

corn

pickles

YUMMERS

I could go for a grilled chicken breast rn.

I'm having pasta salad for lunch

Choose your Spanish runner. For me, it's an all-in for Hervás.

They are all mid

The one on the left is mewtwo-maxxing

czech women are kino

anon was THIS big

She is a porn actress you sick fuck

at this point she shrugged
she got to measure meat rods later using special instruments
*sex worked, you chud

I have another driving lesson soon, wish me luck!!

Good luck.

The hardware.

Wonder if I could bring you a slice to Malta on a plane.
Doubt they allow that no cap.

gl

The structure.

Much easier to just fly and grill it here.

As long as she's hot.

Second from left.

Huge forehead.

Good, metal is harder than flesh.

The rack rails installed with captive nuts.
More to come after the cagie.

You are Mediterranean, you do not need luck. Luck is nords and lottery players.
I admire them (sexually) because they are in peak physical condition, and this makes them extremely attractive to me.
I wish to sire offspring with Hervas in particular.

hi med, should i order food today or starve myself?

Buy products and cook them if you have the time.
Ordering ready food is acceptable only if you don't have time because of work.

Order two kebabs, extra spicy, with a side of fries. Then ask for some nuggets (10 should be enough) to be dipped in sweet and sour sauce. Finish it up with half four cheeses pizza and gulp it all down with some beer.
If you’re feeling frisky have an ice cream for dessert.

uhm if you want to rent this piece of shit apartment, it is going to cost you 870 euros per month + other expenses, but you have to sign this paper that you will pay for a year.

oh you only want to rent it in the summer for 3 months? Uhhhhhh if it costs 870 per month.. and uhhhhh, you want to rent for 3 months... uhhhh... that should be uhhh... like 2610 euros, right? .... WHOOPSIE POOPSIE I just did a heckin' miscalculation! You have to pay me 6200 euros for those 3 months because I could rent it out to foreigners on airbnb o algo

Andalucian and Venetian niggas really are right about landlords.

KEK I forgot about that possibility

order food

Calzone. Tomatoes. Cheese. Basil. Salami. Onion. A bit of olive oil.

ok so i took ur ideas and i might go for pizza, either beer or redbulls and i might also buy nuggets or some other snack thing, i would like kebab but that might be too much, ice cream is bad for my throat

pizza has half of that stuff unless thats what ur implying

lame ass nigga

Hervás is ok, weird you didn't mention their clearly visible feet

Are you even catnigga?

Eat something, because that's the preferable option.
We have chicken here, you know.

thats what ur implying

I'm implying that you should eat a calzone.
Spoiler alert: It's a pizza folded in half and baked that way. I like it.

I respect and admire women who have spent their lifetimes honing their bodies to perfection, and thus did not want to objectify her by making ribald commentary on the most attractive part of the female body.

We have chicken here, you know.

I assumed.

that sounds like itd be more expensive then a pizza

itd be more expensive then a pizza

Maybe it depends on where you buy it.
My favourite pizzeria sells them for the same price as regular 'za. It's literally the same except they fold it in half.
What's inside tastes different though as it gets steamed since it's pretty much closed inside a pizza.

As long as she's hot.

She's cute, but her nationalism is unbearable.

Second from left.

Based. Pic related is her, too mid according to Andaluzanon.

Good day med am back, what did I miss today ?

Germany is attacking you via Belgium to bypass the maginot line, quickly leave your city and find shelter asap

I actually live quite close to the Maginot line

Good day sir.
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UPDAET: It went well!!!

based
we're all so proud of you, pretty soon you'll master the clutch like we did and them promptly start driving an automatic car so you don't have to deal with that dogshit like we did and forget all about how to properly drive manual

Congrats.
I too should get a driver's license soon fr. I always postpone it as I focus on other things.

so you don't have to deal with that dogshit like we did

Isn't manual better than shittomatic though?

I find manuals fine but if I'm in traffic then it's a bit annoying having to press the clutch down over and over again.

Isn't manual better than shittomatic though?

its better if ure a american that like to larp and brag, otherwise its just annoying

it's more of an annoyance than anything
it's only kept around by sheer inertia and because that's how it's always been done, but since I got an automatic I've never wanted to go back

Buenos jobas.

You're be doing doughnuts in a residential street at 3am on a weeknight before you know it.

Henlo. Not a fan of airsoft videos

Hello /med/. Busy days at the office, got so much shit going I'm surviving day by day, not thinking about what tomorrow brings.
Also what the fuck is with the manual hate itt? Driving stick is really fun.

Automatic is just better

not sudden downshifting two gears and kicking the gas and watch all the opens be left behind

not drifting in a roundabout then perfectly shift so you get out straight and with a lot of impulse

not finding the perfect rev speed at which each gear can be changed without using the stick because the motor and gears are completely aligned

Autotragics could never.

opens

Plebs.

without using the stick

Without using the pedal.

It's not better, it's simpler. Stick allows you to pull off some fun shit and just FEELS right. When you know your car well and switch through the gears like butter, it's just very satisfying.
Based Stickchad telling it like it is.

Driving is never fun it's a chore

Not a fan of airsoft videos

I'm not fond of them either, I just thought they were funny.
Then again, if I REALLY tried my best in making you laugh, I would have probably posted wario edits o algo.

A chore for you, Momo.
Some people love to drive, me included.

Driving is never fun it's a cho-
WOAH!

not finding the perfect rev speed at which each gear can be changed without using the stick because the motor and gears are completely aligned

wtf i had no idea this was possible

Despite the work, we had some good laughs at the office today.
Someone brought a T-rex balloon and we treated her (it's a girl dinosaur) like an intern. We named her Camille and gave her work (we sat her in front of a desk with an open book on the table under her Trex arms so she could read and learn).
When the emergency siren sounded (it was just an exercice), I brought Cam with me outside, as we never leave anyone behind.

Nice.
Technically, I think that's riding.

We named her Camille

Whose idea was that, I wonder.

Do you know how to do all that?

Sorry I'm sure you will redeem yourself
It's both scary and tiresome
Does Camille sleep at the cagie ?

Today I got almost trampled over by a car.
Can you guess the gender of the driver?
After almost trampling me over, the driver started doing some hand signals, at first I thought she was saying sorry, but now I'm not sure and maybe she was blaming me saying I didn't look before crossing, which wasn't the case.
I should have called her a retard and break off a rear view mirror or something.

too mid according to Andaluzanon.

Damn I'm catching strays out of nowhere.

slopmachine: generate me a meme for this exact situation I'll never use again in my life! ASAP!

beep beep boop, time to insult half the anons ITT

3 first points of your meme

Damn, didn't know cars in Portugal were that old, you could also add some others like

Turn the crank to start the engine

stop fighting guys, I just want the manual permit just in case I need to drive a manual car sometime, not because I prefer them

Can you guess the gender of the driver?

The 34th one.

My female coworker friend told me it's 160% obvious that I like the new tomboy office qt. If she knows then probably others know. Not sure if it's a scary or exciting prospect.
T-that's just a nice name, ok?

My female coworker friend told me it's 160% obvious that I like the new tomboy office qt. If she knows then probably others know. Not sure if it's a scary or exciting prospect.