When?
9pm CEST
Where?
Worldwide link:
svtplay.se
Youtube-link for yuros (geoblocked for others):
*not yet uploaded*
Eurovision 2025 Semi-Final 1 pre-party
I fell in love bros
Total Israel love
Total azeri domination
IM EARLY TO THE PRE PARTY LETS GOOOOO
was in Basel yesterday
lots of fags roaming the street - so pretty indistinguishable from the natives
You're all going to taste our milkshake very soon
the festival is upon us
Based aussies
Kevin Holmstrom is so fucking sexy, you forget that he's Finnish
Back for another year bros. This sticky is the only reason I still use this shitty site.
I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m hoping sneeden wins this year
Better than taking a bite out of someone's poison cake, kek
Why is it always a Swede making these threads
Every time
Kevin
The third worst name after Liam and Muhammed according to many.
it is a peak 90s name in the Western World
Erika Vikman is so fucking sexy
Too bad Alexander Stubb thinks she's a whore
Worst artist this year? My pick is that obnoxious fat Maltese woman
youtu.be
You mean walled
The Putin puppet from Georgia
when it comes to not qualifying
dios mio...
Why always Malta?
youtu.be
No idea. Its been them for a while.
youtu.be
Is there any point in watching this year? Sweden are basically confirmed a win already.
There’s going to be more kino Israel drama because their singer is an October 7th survivor
is the swedish tv streaming it for free without commentary this year too?
Next year they should bring in a Palestinian to sing for them
Actually nevermind, I just remembered that our national faggots are representing us all the time including this year's
Kind of hilarious lmao, and people think we are mudslimes
Eurovision is the symbol of the first world, you should be happy
people think we are mudslimes
Because you are?
Your singer this year is Jewish
Here is your trad muslim bro
youtu.be
Masallah! Muhammed is holy! Allahu akbaaaar o algo
Look how he reacts to the camera
His FACE
I do not want to br associated with these faggots please, I am okay being a mudslime armeni genocider but not this
Find a Muslim Femboy
eurovision has some freakshow DNA so there is no need to be embarrassed over it. It wont stick out.
find something in the original quran that mentions anything about homosexuality not bullshit "teachings"
it’s ok bro you won’t make it past the semifinal anyway
skatina satti got invited to eurovision this year
she ignores greek journos to speak to foreign ones and causes harassment to random jews that work for the competition and verbally attacking others
what did they even think this leftist junkie would do
qrd? I thought a different artist is representing Greece
this year fucking sucks
Maybe all of you are right
As long as we mog armenians I will be in peace
Got a tierlist ready :3
this. not a single passable song
sweden’s song is good, estonia’s song is good, and your song is good. That’s pretty much it. The rest range from ok to horrible
she got invited to sing in the competition as guest this year, she came 11th last year representing us
marina satti is the sad mixing product of some cretan whore and a sudanese man, 40 years of age, leftist as fuck and of course, it's with the whole package of "unconditional support to palestine and if you don't, you're nazi no questions asked"
klavdia sings for us this years but this wretch and her fanbase (which are same minded with her) are shitting up everything about Klavdia, how she looks, what she signs and how she talks while the latter never said or did anything to them
Cute
It's a fat faggot Swede lol
Who's getting your 12 points?
It's unironically one of my favourite songs this year, catchy as fuck, but it doesn't stand a chance of qualifying.
For me, it’s the Latvian chick with light blonde hair
I like France and Georgia.
Georgia
wtf why is frogan representing malta?
only ever watched the finals
isn't watching this spoiling the performances for yourself?
the defeat in 2023 must've been pretty rough for käärijä
He took it horribly. Bro still boasts about being the “people’s champion” like that means anything.
Latvia has ハイエンター?
You won’t see all the songs of you don’t watch the semis
Malta is a fat slag, but I still would
He's also just latching on to his friends to "avenge him". First with Joost last year, and now with Tommy this year when he showed up to Estonia's national final with a "Vote for Tommy" t-shirt. He's started to cosy up with Baby Lasagna.
Speaking of latching on to shit, Joost made an entire album seething about getting disqualified. That entire circle needs to learn to let go.
israel has to win just for the sheer amount of seethe it would cause
Not gonna happen. They tried last year and only got 5th.
I like Germany's song. I have only listened to a few sucks because I want to have my first impressions watching live.
sucks
songs*
What do they feed them in Malta?
Sadly can't happen. The song is just a worse version of their last year's entry, and that one got tanked by juries and only 2nd place in the televote
BOOBA
Pasta pie apparently
No wonder they’re so fucking FAT
"United by music" is a pretty based track, thoughever
How does she stay so young at almost 40 years old bros?
trve...
leftist
iphone
haha
Sweden are basically confirmed a win already.
good
So how many hours till the eurovision?
03 46 36
hours minutes seconds
Sweden apparently completely fucked up the live performance, with abysmal vocal mixing. I expect us to tank in the odds after tonight
4. I miss your cunt in Eurovision
youtube.com
I guess, I will be sleeping at that time then.
You are placing too much value on her brains to say she's a leftist, like she even holds political beliefs besides the basic woke trend hopping.
I remember when there was all the talk about how t.A.T.u. would perform naked. Disappointing how it didnt happen even though it would have been really awkward watching it together with family
a chimp with a machine gun is still a chimp with a machine gun as the great Charles McGill once said
words to live by.
pretty nice for a tit job
who remembers all the failed ant1 netwix tv pilots she used to be in and how they were trying to make them go viral via protofacebook and dwindling my space, only for pilihou(not even a singer) to wipe the floor with marina and even sing with bousoulopoulos?? imagine not even being able to land an acting career despite the stegi onassis backing and your daddys millions
Bitch should be sent to palestine if she loves them so much, let's see if they allow her to make a living there with wearing revealing clothing and lewd dancing.
I hope Erika Vikman - ICH KOMME wins.
Here’s a bad snapshot of the Spanish singer and her backup dancers’ asses, from this afternoon’s semifinal dress rehearsal.
I liked Switzerland and Albania; my wife liked the weird space twinks from Iceland and the Flemish raver. And the Italian guy presented a solid Beatlesque pop tune but his pitch isn’t great when singing live, so I do not expect Måneskin II this time around.
Spain looks like some deepfaked Emma Watson what the fuck lol
youtube.com
TOTAL FENNOCULTURAL VICTORY
I feel bad for anyone who has a seat behind that giant archway.
We were on the floor; the tickets were cheap. All actual seats are less obstructed than we were.
ei saa peittää :)
afterwards, as he reported in an article on the Israeli website " Walla" , Marina Satti apologized to him for using the word " bitch ", but without retracting the rest of her message.
Lol dumb bitch
jag heter homo peter
kek she retracted for using a sexist term but not for all the rest AXAXAXAXAXAX omg
Albania
France
Georgia
Germany
Greece
Latvia #3 and Latvia #4
Germany
Montenegro
Ginger UK
Germany
Would with all of the above
Love her. She knows exactly how to make the right people seethe with minimal effort.
Israel's Eurovision 2024 representative, Eden Golan , spoke a few days ago about the difficult times she experienced during the contest, expressing concern even for her safety, while describing the behavior she received from other participants as hostile. Golan said that she felt isolated backstage, as most participants avoided her. According to her, only four of the 37 delegations treated her with kindness, specifically mentioning the delegations of Luxembourg, France and Germany. In contrast, she described the attitude of the delegations of Ireland, Greece and the Netherlands as " disgusting ".
Imagine thinking bullying the representative from Israel is a virtuous move or will in any way end the war, like the singer is the one responsible. Eurovision draws a lot of loser freaks trying claim some dominance to feel better about their weakling lives and experiences.
virtue signaling has hit all time high, friend
i know i am not a yuro, but i think men should be prohibited from taking part in eurovision, its so girly-pop coded.
she described the attitude of the delegations of Ireland, Greece and the Netherlands as " disgusting ".
When the "attitude" in question is insignificant shit like yawning and asking "why not", you can't help but to think what a whiny pissbaby she is.
Here's how the Danish representative felt regarding the Israeli delegation last year. Thinking that calling out the Israeli delegation for their retarded behavior is retarded in on self
EBU is fennophobic
for some reason they made up a rule that you cannot have any other flag than the country you represent on stage
now Kaj cannot fucking wave a Finnish flag and must just use Swedish flag
Israel is not in the strawpoll
KEK
What about gays?
not the poster you quoted but stfu cuck, you're not gonna tell us here what kind of piece of shit skatina sharty is, we see her every day
Joost barely even reacted to Israel at all last year. He didn't sign petitions or make any statements against them, he just asked "Why not?" when they tried to let Israel dodge a question about the safety of other contestants. It's only after the show he's been more open about it all, and part of that is down to double standards.
Norway's Gate were one of the few acts who actually went out of their way to talk to Eden and wish her luck to try and make clear their issues were with the Israeli government and not with her, and they were still singled out in a report this year of Israel demanding Norway be punished for being mean to them.
Thirteen different delegations complained about how KAN (Israel's broadcaster) was behaving last year both backstage and on camera, and the EBU changed the rules this year without naming names in an attempt to clamp down on it. So if the same backstage drama happens again, the EBU has backed itself into the corner to actually do something about it.
Based
The cuck getting emotional about someone pointing out what a gay little crybaby Eden is, is calling other people cucks
Joost frog
bro, you're making threads about eurovision all year long, a competition that 99% of people care only for a week before and a week after it takes place, let alone the fact you're here, trying to tell to Greeks that Skatina's Sharty's cringe behaviour is somehow justified because it aligns with your cucked political beliefs, like we don't get bombarded here in Greece with spam from her shitty fans and herself
It's a song competition. Keep it that way and touch grass.
Jesus fucking Christ will you shut the fuck up about the jews already
Why should Israel answer a question about the safety of the other contestants from Israel's detractors? That's a question for the EBU and the detractors. Israel was right not to answer and Joost is a retard who got himself kicked because of low impulse control.
Good goy 12 points for ISRAEL!
Norway's Gate were one of the few acts who actually went out of their way to talk to Eden and wish her luck to try and make clear their issues were with the Israeli government and not with her
Based. Gåte are the most vocal Norwegian participants against Israel being in the contest, having signed the open letter calling for their ban, yet treated Eden with affection. If only Bambie were the same.
Nigga you post on 4chins every single day. The only difference is that I post about my interests, while you waste your time posting about shit that infuriate you. You have posted in every single esc thread, ever. I'm not sure what angle you're going for here
racism outside of Anon Babble?
I am the only Greek poster that hates skatina sharty
Oh boy, again, maybe it's time you take your meds, bro
Thought that Eurovision with Anon Babble would be lost this year when the website went down.
Sex
You aren't running away from the fact that you post on 4chins every single day, let alone in threads about things that only infuriate you, because you just can't get Satti out of your head. Her little yawning stunt has gotten to you so much that you're still here a year later, every single day, posting about her because you are just so emotional about Israel. I can't wait for your seething after she has performed her interval act.
tl/dr bro, meds now
Do not. She is precious and innocent.
Fucking hell, I'm too drunk, I will go to sleep before the show is over
SNEED
youtu.be
when is the show in Eastern Hamburger Time? I was thinking of going to the range and dumping some .22 and i don't want to be late
Mango mogs them all
3pm eastern burger time
1 PM
The show is in 2 hours 20 minutes, Juan.
της τον βαζεις ολοκληρο και στον βγαζει πριονιδι, nice
I wonder how much the anti-booing tech has evolved the past year, maybe they'll even deepfake smiles onto people in the crowd
We could have had this again, instead we sent a celeb who's singing about his wife's cancer or something. A depression melody that won't qualify
that's what it was last year so that's why I wasn't sure
yep that's it, that's what peacock is showing. I've got a little time
The fuck, the last time our hoe was relevant was when she was like 10. She always was lanky but somehow she got big natural boobs, how is that possible.
Not possible, the time hasn't changed since last year. It's in 2 hours 15 minutes
Shan’t be watching
Sweden is still rising in the odds
Betters are going to lose their shit when they see our abysmal performance
That's part of her charm
look it up
it's true
yes it's funny how rent-free we apparently live in the head of the person who made that poll :D
waiting for thursday to taste some reddit tears after we make it to the final
after we make it to the final
who the fuck is saying that Israel won't make it to the final?
He’s got a good voice, but the song is a boring downer.
so many gayreeks in this thread including the pol koulidiot seething about marina al-satti, which one of you is poulopoulos?
Am I gonna be the only straight guy itt?
LFGGGG
She has my vote!
You're in a Eurovision thread faggot.
I'm straight too, even if I act gae
Im straight too
Kek
Post butt
stream where?
I'm straight too. Just ignore the faggot shit and laugh at the fat women with them
no, i ve seen a pair of boobs once when i was 12
Dutch are just always like that she misread them
PEACOCK
Yes
i'm straight, just here for nationalism, racism, and hopefully some hot women in the videos
peacock
not watching it on tv lel
fuck (((nbc)))
ill just watch the youtube link with a vpn
Whilst we wait, posting kino and cringekino you all missed from the national finals:
Armenia:
youtube.com
Drag act sings with himself, neither side can sing
Croatia:
youtube.com
Fat Reddit rapper applies, actually gets to the final
Estonia:
youtube.com
Guy channels his inner Joker, is somehow best vocalist of the night
Finland:
youtube.com
Memory holed DQd song that would have won had the band not disbanded in disgust after the lead singer was revealed to be sliding into some underaged girls DMs
Germany:
youtube.com
Metal folk band with a knight theme, eliminated because jury said that 60% of Eurovision fans are women and they only vote for soft ballads
Greece:
youtube.com
A song about an elevator and how it goes up and down and down and up
Lithuania:
youtube.com
Crowd fav song gets eliminated in semis due to jury tanking them, added as a wildcard in final due to popular demand, gets tanked by jury again
Luxembourg:
youtube.com
Band can't perform live, still somehow wins televote in a landslide
Moldova:
youtube.com
About what you would expect from a guy called Mc Mike
Montenegro:
youtube.com
The song that actually won and was supposed to go to Eurovision, withdrew
San Marino:
youtube.com
Man doesn't read the rule book and instead performs an experimental 3 minute live piano piece with no lyrics
Slovenia:
youtube.com
Pure performance art kino
youtube.com
+ Inuit throat singing
Sweden:
youtube.com
4 pastel cowgirls beat former Eurovision contestant John Lundvik and he's still seething weeks later
WHERE IS THE NO OCMMENTARY STREAM FROM THE SWEDISH TELEVISION ???????? IM NOT LISTENING TO KAPOUTZIDIS EVEN IF FOR A SECOND
ill just watch the youtube link with a vpn
The Swedish broadcast isn't geoblocked
svtplay.se
i'm not listening to swedish
Luxembourg woman is cute and the song is pretty good as well
The first thing you see when you enter SVT's site
It's all so tiresome
KAPOUTZIDIS
Wait they brought him back? Last year it was a faggot and a N
where the fuck do armenians find them oney i remember that time they had sent that fat chick whose song became famous on tiktok and it toook 10 minutes to stage it youtube.com
someone give him some food
then you're gonna have to fork over 8 goybux to peacock
sorry man
I have listened to absolutely none of these songs in anticipation of this event, may Georgia win.
no, i have mullvad
i will just watch the youtube stream
he is the sotirakopoulos of eurovision egritos-koryfaios etc
british
british/american
british
ewige anglo
had no idea sherlock had a dotter
that's an actual pig
this!!! this year i only know the estonian memelord because he is inescapable and the greek mourner, i intentionally avoided listening to any song so i can be impartial and unbiased when casting my vote!
So Sweden is as americanized as we are?
>good comfy song that garnered millions of views on the internet and people liked... ended 20th in eurovision
What does this say about the contest?
We are leagues ahead of you
Something good actually. It would be boring if exactly the same songs like on TikTok would be popular
The Croatian clowns
youtube.com
Straight, married, and seldom like the songs reporting in. I was at a live dress rehearsal this afternoon because I live in Basel and this will unquestionably be the only time in my life I get so close to this big, batshit international phenomenon.
Moldova:
youtube.com
About what you would expect from a guy called Mc Mike
you forgot to mention that the moldova NF was so bad that they withdrew from the contest entirely
What's it like there?
there are two types of people in finland
Which type does Axel belong to?
the mix between the other two
Let's go! Time for the yearly dose of cringekino.
sorry I dont speak wcdzsczs
bobr
Especially cringy Stockholmers and kids who want to look cool to Bob Amerikansson.
Will Petra be there tonight?
yep
On saturday. Michelle Hunziker and Hazel Brugger host
and here I chose words with some actual vowels.
no they are still cringy aliens like flula borg and either of you will never blend in another culture despite how much you overcommit and how well you learn to speak a language
The interval acts will include "Made in Switzerland", a musical number performed by presenters Hazel Brugger and Sandra Studer which highlights and satirises Swiss stereotypes and inventions, with an appearance by Petra Mede, who previously hosted the contest in 2013, 2016 and 2024; and four former entrants from 2024 – Marina Satti (Greece), Jerry Heil (Ukraine), Iolanda (Portugal) and Silvester Belt (Lithuania) – performing the 1988 Swiss winning entry "Ne partez pas sans moi", preceded by a pre-recorded message from the song's original performer, Celine Dion.
wait what the fuck isn't she supposed to do commentary for SVT
Michelle Hunziker and Hazel Brugger host
no, see
Will Måns do coke tonight?
gays aren't girly-pop, this includes trannies too.
Steczkowska moved beyond the concept of "wall", she's an entire building
Thats what I'm asking
This is the first time I care about Eurovision in like 25 years, because I like our song. Sounds closer to 90s stuff.
There are no trannies this year, and the only gay man in today's semi is the Croatian guy
you sure the zesty ukrainian lead singer is straight?
oh no i was hoping for some celine cringe kino and on stage vertigo
this year sucks bro
Why did our song become the favored meme-song, I feel like the expresso mocha guy is on the same level
I mean
malta-tier
lmao
Australia has a much better meme song than Estonia.
the song is that bad
It's supposed to be a 70s pop-star inspired look, chud. He is as straight as Ukrainian men get.
The most famous female comedian in the German-speaking world will be hosting. Are you excited?
These guys are all straight: youtube.com
Yeah you're right, I was expecting it to sound like shit but it was genuinely good, shame it didn't have any ozzie accent though
I like your choices
I like her face :D
uhm scuse me
female german comedian
The last three words you want to hear at the end of a corporate retreat
I just hope we're a shock non qualifier tonight
fuck that tick tock cringe
She's Swiss-American thoughever
No shocks expected tnioght
She looks a bit Finnish.
I need Iceland to qualify. I love these little dumbass zoomers
thx frenchbro
You mean Asian?
too bad there aren't any juries
Is Bulgaria participating?
nice
YUM
this year sucks bro
I know that "it's worse than the last year" is a meme, but I genuinely believe that we've been going down for a while. It's the worst edition since 2017's Portugal winning by default. Unironically 2020 > 2021 > 2022 > 2023 > 2024 > 2025.
No and we won't participate either. Seems like we were too poor for Eurovision this year as well.
probably because 2020s don't have a defining sound like all the other decades before have had. pop music is basically dead
YUMM
This year is at least better than 2022 and 2023 imqho.
No. 75% of Eastern Europe has withdrawn because they are too poor
Just listened to Malta. Sounds like generic radio pop song #378 even for Eurovision.
2023 was pretty good actually. I liked a lot of the songs. Latvia (ROBBED), Slovenia, Australia, Finland, and Czechia were all good
2020
...
youtube.com
I hope my guy gets to the grand finale
Best Eurovision entry coming through:
youtube.com
The songs were already chosen
so if you're in basel right now you are pretty much guaranteed to get laid tonight
I am straight up homosexual
We have the 2020 entries, hans. It's just that the competition was canceled.
Lithuania was the favorite to win that year and now they're never getting that chance ever again kek
that twink needs to stop smiling, the song is not a happy one
The original gimmick for Malta was the swearword. Look up the version called "Kant (Singing)"
I do agree with Aija NQ being a travesty.
I know, I know. Going by the studio versions...
they're performing tonight as interval act along with other 2020 entries
This is the mindset
Lithuania was the favorite to win that year
Iceland was
>female
>comedian
Unironically hoping that Slovenia make it to the final
Same thing goes to them, honestly. I don't think Iceland will ever return to their golden era that was the late 2010s + 2020
There were five favourites at the time of cancellation, shuffling around. BUL, SUI, LIT, ISL and RUS.
But I firmly believe (in hindsight ofc) that Iceland would've won.
Thank god Feuerschwanz didn’t make it
slovenia and sweden (how?) are tonight's straight white male contestants
Could have done something more imaginative than just deleting the word.
sweden (how?)
Three Finns. Fennoswedes, but still Finns.
bulgaria dont particiapte because their mafia thought they were robbed when they sent that korean twink
Oh shit I completely blanked Little Big out of my head. God I wish that they would've been Russia's last eurovision entry, instead of the shit they sent the year after.
man they were gonna be in it? speak for yourself I would have loved them in it. I'm also a metalhead so that's why. Just hoping for the next time a Lordi act makes it
Is it over?
Who's the winner?
True, but I believe that the delegation is hoping that the fans in the arena are going to sing "CUNT" loud enough to be heard on the broadcast.
A few years ago it worked for Latvia with "I eat veggies and (pussy)".
Covid literally stole that win from them
João the first semi final hasn't even started yet
forgetting Gabry "I made Blue (Da Ba Dee)" Ponte for San Marino
sweden wins again
this is good because the yas queen part of the eurovision fandom hates sweden with passion
those people love sweden this year thoughever
the yas queen part of the eurovision fandom hates sweden with passion
why?
because jury gives them lots of points most of the time
Maketh sense.
because Sweden's song is about 3 dudes being bros and not about a vagina or a gay dude singing about taking dick up the butt
six latvians
five are uglier than brits
grim
no metalhead would approve them.
Sweden is like a little poodle for the juries. We always send safe radio slop that complies with current industry norms, which is why we almost always score top 5 in the jury vote.
What if it's secretly about a bastuklubb (gay bathhouse) though.
The German girls is very cute, at least from that picture.
no im pretty sure its because you bribe the juries of a corrupt competition
Austrian slavic actually
German for me
KAJ are wearing suits and not something revealing like a towel
That's Azerbaijan's job. they bribe the juries and STILL lose. grim.
I agree with the yas queen part if that's the complaint.
look-wise the french one, or (god forgive me) the jew one
we ve been doing it for years thats how greece is always in the final with shitty songs
head on picture of a jew
you've fallen for the trick again
Have you already started drinking?
very excited for tonight. managed to avoid almost all spoilers, hope it will be fun. no idea what to expect.
i hope you guys will have mercy on our entry this year. i'm afraid this is gonna be our flop year.
I havent listened to any song before this
I can’t drink alone
they are masters in doing it
PLS LOTS OF SEX SEX SEX PLS
Probably people into that stuff at bathhouses. They all have girlfriends though, so maybe that kills the theory.
I don't have friends - so I have no other choice
Poland is kinda sex, I guess
Swedish eurovision anon is the best anon on Anon Babble
Fuckin' hell anon
SEX
Tonight's a sausage fest. Only Albania and Poland for women, with some cameos from Spain and Switzerland.
Thursday is the horny semi with all the sex songs.
you know it boss
I bet it’s easy to make friends in iberia
The german song has stuck in my mind.
ICH BALALALALALALA LÖCHER IN DIE STADT
Estonian performer has a really hot girlfriend
have you tried the candlelight Hungarian remix?
iś balalalala
lyszer in di naht
szterne falalalala
Trannyvision
Israel i want to be her goy.
why does swiss woman looks like she time travelled from 16th century
Everyone involved in the turquoise carpet was a mistake.
why Hungarian? thx
she's from the hungarian part of the romania so she speaks hungarian
Tynna and Abor/Tuende and Attila are Hungarians from Romania, living in Austria and representing Germany.
They're ethnic Hungarians named Atilla & Tülla
It's easy to make friends anywhere, just... get out of your house or something idk
New bread: