/brit/

Nana-na, nana-na, nana-na, nana-na no
Kill them with the "Nooooo"
edish

Heads High...kill them with the "No!"
Just make a bwoy know you nah blow
Heads High...kill them with the "No!"
No bwoy ain't got no secret for you
Heads High...kill them with the "No!"
Just make a bwoy know you nah blow
Heads High.. kill dem with the "No!"
Tell them say, "Vegas say so..."
(make a boy know you ah no pappy show)

mr magus. simon magus. creater of the moral universe in which we all live in.

katy dating a black guy (more like black eye am i right)

Me want you skin your teeth, and make me see it
If you sure from you born say you never do it
You a no freak, one man you keep
And him never yet complain say, "you're deep"
You make your vow, you know, answer to 'yow'
And a one man a sample your chocho
Lift up your brow
Make a guy know
Say him if him move him blow-wow
...and sing again

Racists don’t know what to say when they see this

very soon we'll all be laying dead in the dust it'll be 2080 and the last one alive will get on the desuarchive to remember how he wasted his 20s

feels like 19c

not even 9am

sunberg is on a mad one

normies be like oohhh it's lovely hope it lasts. it won't be like that when the reservoirs run dry you stupid bitch

Fucking 73% humidity
That’s the killer I don’t care about the heat it’s the bastard humidity

genuinely considering blinding myself
the sunlight hours are TOO LONG in this country during summer

thinking how some of you probably got posted on social media by your gf recently using the self facing camera

im racist but id say good for him if i was born in pakistan id be out of there pronto. imagine spending your whole life making shoes for 12p a day surrounded by smelly idiots your whole life getting woken up by a call to prayer in the middle of the night fuck that

awful mood you lot seem to be in, it’s lovely outside grow up

boyhood kino filmed over 14 years but it's just a boy at his computer

i've been posting here for 17 years

hot (already 30 when the sun rises)
too hot to walk around but Ubers are easy and pretty cheap
there's only enough to do for a few days so it's not worth coming here as a destination but hotels are cheap and Doha being an airport transit hub means it's a good place to add a few days stopover for something different and if you like the sun

there's also a boat museum

This is pretty much stereotypical rorke in this country
Fuck off bloody we are the full

wont be having my mood determined by a ball of fire in the sky

Shitty coon tunes edish. Fuck off you negrified zoomer cunt.

not showering with ur family

dont u want to save water?

hi nofap! i'm jungle bbc that never get issues like that LOL

The Qatari is a lady btw

Russian.

*heavy breathing*

Need a pooey bum Emma Watson gf who wants her hole licked clean.

i thought that was bahrain

the qatari isn’t a qatari because you can’t post on Anon Babble from Qatar I’ve tried

*looks deep into your eyes*

why is he eating halal breakfast roomservice

I’m so alone

the lads

currently drinking red wine while playing red dead redemption 2. i'm at the poker table in valentine about to fleece these fine gentlemen of their hard earned dollars

This is my first ever post on Anon Babble wtf is this shit

I don't mind halal food

leftypol on his knees praying it wasnt a migrant and instead was one of his ilk

It's illegal to ride a bike at night without paying for some ridiculous headlight in my state. Booze cruise on the old 'cycle would be perfect on this lovely spring night but the pigs would fuck me

why the starburst though

*rips your plane apart for souvenirs*

Yeah we know mate it’s Ben posted already

noooo you have to be out there living every moment as if it were your last enjoying your life! not sitting alone in your room posting racism, hatred and seethe on the internet

noooooo!!!

suck the crusty dried up cum out my foreskin MAGGOT

got the wallace and gromit theme blasting on my massive subwoofer shaking the entire house

dangerous and downright stupid

Wanted to go for a run this morning but decided to have a wank instead

if you must insist on being poor

"Glass cannon" or "Squishy Mage" builds probably the most fun playstyles in gaming. Deal a lot of damage, take a lot of damage. Spongy enemies or being a big sponge yourself doesn't do much for me

performative nonsense for social media, can tell how shallow their "relationship" is

you've got a spongy face

white south africans arent sending their best are they
elon musk, that blade runner bloke what killed his wife
i imagine being anglo in a climate like theirs combined with constant nigger fatigue sends them all a bit loopy

nowhere did i condemn the lifestyle we are living you illiterate nigger

I literally sit down and then shit and wipe within 2 minutes so this would be pointless for me

I'm too low response time to play stuff like that, I prefer being a tanky nigga who just runs in and facerolls

your gf taking a photo of you at the pub looking at your pint

I drunk drive frequently but ironically enough I'd have 100x the chance of getting in trouble if I'm cruising on a bike. It's political correctness gone mad

flushing wet wipes

reeeeee
can't tell they're both fat and don't consume enough fibre

i imagine being anglo in a climate like theirs

*looks at flag*

How do you order beer at a pub
Can I have a pint of beer please
Would that work

your gf taking multiple photos of her food in the restaurant with the flash on. then taking a photo of you sitting looking at the camera with your food

your gf screaming out of nowhere while you're driving and not explaining why

Just look at the taps to see what specific beers they have and then ask for a pint of that

never had a gf and i'm almost 32, never been kissed infact. I'm not even ugly.

You can buy flushable wet wipes u ficking mong

your gf leaning in on public transport and taking a photo of you with her self facing camera then taking a few more

i shit faster than i wee

a wee is 30 seconds by default regardless of bladder capacity

my poo falls out my arse side ways usually it's already caked round my arse before im even on the bog

Them saffers Donny took in the other day look like their family tree is a jungle vine

i know mate that's exactly why i said it

your gf uploading images of you standing next to her in the mirror.

flushable

you're trolling now RREEEEEEEEEE

There is no such thing as a "Chad who wasted his potential"
It's something you either are or are not. And you are not.

Greg! The stop sign!

failed the captcha four times in a row

having a gf

oh no nonono no! kek who is gonna tell him?

you probably are ugly but you're too arrogant to realise it.
attractive people are never loners. even autistic ones.

dont have social media. dont know how I would cope with a gf uploading images of me constantly

i see it as a victory because i deprived those vile harlots from being with a sexy beast such as myself

That would describe the popular lad at school who did nothing afterwards with his life

i can absolutely assure you that my life is orders of magnitude worse than any of you think it can be. i took the utter most painful route someone in a situation like ours can and now i pay the price with my life as it is too unbearable to continue living.

this is not the general for you

I think you might actually be retarded

trips of truth!

At what age would you consider prostitutes for company? I think if I got to about 26 without any gf I'd just become a whore lover

i wouldnt worry about something you will literally never experience in your entire life.

they're not flushable. it was a marketing gimmick

Ktim

you know what's inside a woman's vagina?
herpes. also genital warts, and syphilis, crabs etc.
you get the picture

Your mums a marketing gimmick

lets see your images

nobody thats ever seen me has called me ugly, decent shape face and everything. I have a weird autistic body/gait though and terrible autist voice.

?

sunberg has chosen violence
this is unsustainable

Might duck out and get too many KFC sliders

I have a weird autistic body/gait though and terrible autist voice.

right so you are ugly then. glad we cleared that up

googling how to do simple things in notion, every video is a 10-20 minute essay that never actually gets to the fucking point, have to dig through absolute shite before finding some 480p indian who shows it in 30 seconds

filtering everyone except australians and that one french lad

youre chatting shit i bet its something like youve never had sex and live with your mum boohoo

literally unless a bird has ignored the last 10 years she may as well be a paki to me, i just don't want the bitch alive
any ktims in this hoe?

He’s done you there ahahahah

can't tell you how much I detest these gimps on youtube who overcomplicate every simple thing

*starts vibrating*

not sure you have actually mate

lol my mums dead, i have a TBI and i've been dependant on opioids and alcohol for 9 years

my mums dead

toil freaks do be toiling right about now hahah

drain bamage lol

gwon lad get after it

genuinely fucking INSANE how severely mentally ill muslims are and some of the shit they believe
and there are MILLIONS of them just walking among us

seriously kek at anyone who has this. sorry bro i can't relate, my brain still works perfect cos i'm not an utter retard top lmao

coughing up lungful after lungful of garden slugs

alri harry

why dont you just do this

we cook 'em first

welp... when life gives ya lemons!

before inhaling them?

business idea: flushable poos

made yourself look a total rapenonce with this slight misreference.

GOATED

Absolutely rotten farts on the cards today
Too much Coleman's on the 'wich for yesterday's lunch and then plenty of beer and cevapici for din dins. This isn't your grannies smelly bedroom.

filtering you specifically now

It should end soon...

traitor, you'll get yours!

good morning ladies

Susurin

every moment of my life is hell

Any chud what a fight :p

me on t' left

Karate rorke turning down his black belt but not saying why

not really vibing with /brit/ rn

never played rdr2 me, enjoyed the first one but could never get into the second one for some reason

Clubbed to death

wtf this is life changing information ive been putting them in the little bin

bahrain

scrooge when seeing the shitty weatehr

you missed out, la

morning dee lads x

They don't actually work, they still hold together too much and don't break up like bog roll.

i tried to play it but also couldnt get into it. i realised i just didnt like the setting. found it a bit boring quite frankly.
prefer me sci-fi and fantasy settings

why the frick hasn’t it been raining lately lads

bahrain has better weather than great britain theres wind and air conditioners everywhere

The thing is...

ok

America is the greatest country in the world and it isn't even close.

might give it another try one day, just felt a bit of a slog from the little bit i played

Dont be such a cunt and people might help you

why cant i buy an older model iphone new? they must have some stock floating around i don’t want to get a refurbished phone that someone’s grubby fingers have been molesting

sfraoignotn

Peace treaty

Let’s fucking go finally we’re getting somewhere

get in

it does start slow

countries that are 90% desert do not have good weather.
britain has trees, fields, rivers, and a variety of climates. that is obviously better than your hellish landscape.

*right clicks on this nigga's flag in the nether*
*explodes and dies*

I see myself in the metro door reflection

yeah you're getting on my nerves

Norway, Switzerland, Japan

sassy chassis

What is nobility?

my bwc belongs to south asia

Worst thing to happen to me was start the game, get to Saint-Denis on my flatmates playstation, then I had to move and start all over again on an Xbox I bought just for RDR2. Had to move another time, Xbox was fucked, and needed to start a third time.
Still loved it though.

*leaves the thread*

Go get it girl

younger lad at toil is always yelling racial slurs and saying edgy shit
reminds me of my carefree youth before i alienated all my friends after they inevitably got sick of indulging my disgusting attitude

just want mumberg gone to toil so i can make myself vomit up this half a litre of whiskey

thats just racist apologize

need tea too lazy to go make.

Once a cuck always a cuck

take a long hard look at yourself

ever cruise around looking for dumpsters to dump all your empty cans in so you don't have to dump it in your own bin and risk parentbergs finding out how much of an alky you are?

Yall lowkey sleepin on ai generated roblox porn

Knowing you are naturally better than others but using that superiority to help and lift others up rather than feeling smug and dominant about it

Get out of my room

drinking a virgin gin and tonic

it's doing that which makes me drink

i have paid my friend to take my rubbish about 6 times yeah

Nowt u can do about it though ahahaha little fucking faggot

hello can we have a hair picture

ktim but i learned to prostrate my chuddy tendencies to keep my relationships so now i just spew out all my racism and mental filth on /brit/

I have got nothing else

Does "We'll be in touch" just mean you don't have the job? If you don't get hired straight away it just feels like it's a no

You look bad

Sounds like a good thing. The jobs I've gotten I've rarely been hired straight away unless it was for shit like warehouse work.
They still need to process things and go through the right channels.

yeah?

rather not get hired straight away. makes them seem desperate

wish the ex gf would text me

no you look bad if you dont send a hair picture

I am gonna get the cross out now

got more money in my bank account than i thought, thought i was living large this morning by filling my car's tank all the way up

umm

Beats

she's ex for a reason

I am going to run out of overdraft this month. no jobs around here unless you can drive to them.

i want salad

texting the sex gf

It gonna get...

will no one rid me of this troublesome egyptian

just filter him you fucking idiot

maybe britain shouldnt have colonized egypt if they didnt want egyptians to learn english and spam on their Anon Babble thread in the future

filter without stubs. simple as.

any takers? x

will no one rid me of this troublesome egyptian

wtffff have some shame and decorum

So.

might put a gun in my mouth and fire up

Thinking of optimal time to die in battle

Dying in summer
- Stinky
- Sweaty
- No trenchcoat
- Too many bugs
- Insta rot

Dying in winter
- Cinematic
- Melancholic
- Blood dyes snow red, increasing coolness
- Snow increase stoic vibes by 300%
- Trench coat
- Preserved

I'm a little daffodil

what kind of dressing?

*rapes your arse at 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999mph*

Jeg er Eriksson

You are Chinese

vietnam was more kino than than ww2

?

might become an emirates air waitress

you'd die on the journey to, you lightwight

They can't compete. Japan is full of bugmen, Switzerland is already a cramped global economic zone and Norway will become one. The US is an open world MMO that has everything a man could ever want. You can have a high quality of life in any environment you desire and be anybody you could dream of being. There will never be a Norwegian Ben Franklin

Matter traveling at this speed would create a black hole

i already sped into that cunts black hole

denmark created childrens toy lego

tired of all the dross in /britfeel/ but I think this thread is a bit too quick for me

im the kind of mf to survive a war but not really feel like i earned it

Do you consider yourself to be British?

what flag is that

Gibraltar

One of the worst aspects of the smartphone is that it allows Internet access to subhuman brown biomass who should be helots and enslaved by Aryans.

Indians are a bioweapon of the Jew.

cheadle peoples republic

oh is he amazigh

GIBSaltar

/britfeel/ is just 5 mongs talking to each other about how they're so fucked up and weird when they're just living in their mum's spare room

some people in ww2 would’ve been sent to some far flung place and barely see any fighting and had a good time of it while some lads were living in literal hell

am out doing work me

Sat at home in my boxers doing work me

Yeah, I'm just getting tired of it desu mate

grow up mate

get off the drugs and go mountain climbing and get a job

Hello, do people in Gibraltar have a sense of national unity, or are they bound to England?

i'd be the joker who steps on a landmine halfway through a wisecrack

That's 190 on a vpn you retard

wonder if mum thinks i resent her because she's the main reason i didn't get any inheritance from my rich paternal grandparents because they didn't like her
i do resent her a bit

just post in both

ever thought about shagging her

Yeah, we have a very strong British identity here.
No it isn't, little lad.

what is my reward for knowing the west was fucked up a decade before anyone else other than severe unending depression

British special forces murdered civilians in their sleep: former members accuse SAS of decades of war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan

Over 30 British veterans have accused the UK’s Special Forces (SAS and SBS) of executing unarmed civilians, including children, during night raids in Iraq and Afghanistan. In testimonies to the BBC’s Panorama, they described a decade of war crimes, including killing detainees and injured fighters at point-blank range, and planting weapons on bodies.

“They handcuffed a young boy and shot him,” one former SAS member said. “He was clearly a child, not even close to fighting age… This didn’t just happen once.” He added that troops would shoot handcuffed detainees, then remove the restraints and plant a pistol to justify the killing. “The killing of detainees became routine, they kept a kill tally” he said.

oh fuck off they won't be happy until they cancel everything british will they, so what if our special forces enjoyed some blood sport in a fucking war zone thats what wars all about. woke brown freaks need to wind their necks in t b h

already absolutely wiped from toil

it's only tuesday

gibbystink :x

The lads

That's neat
Thanks, have a nice day, I'm sure the weather is beautiful

why the fuck do Gibraltar get a flag but no Scottish flag

cant see shit without my glasses
balding and greying
just turn 26
it over

@grok summarise this long ahh post

Business idea: Beer festival call Cans

He should do a Love Actually speech

what would you do with money? i inherited 100k from dadberg and have done nothing with it

LOL

mad how much more appealing hand drawn art is once you get sick of AI slop

Cheers lad, you too
This flag is a curse, not a blessing- Gibraltar is so small that my flag is more or less a tripcode.

True I didn’t think about that

AND i'm stealing this wojak

didn't shift clicking a linked post take you to the post rather than opening it inline? doesn't work for me anymore

younger me would've probably gone travelling but now i'd probably invest it, or possibly not have the balls to invest it and just sit on it much like yourself

I'm willing to give 10000 pounds for advice on how to get a gf in 2025

the new YouTube meta is insane

Shwmae pawb

I think Gibraltar is technically not part of the UK but instead is a crown dependency which is a different thing

step out of shower

armpits still have a whiff of BO

just can't fucking win can I

Talk to women

Same, I'm convinced that anyone who doesn't do this has some bowel problems that need addressing.

Only time I spend more than 2 minutes on the shitter is when I'm ill and have constipation or it's the opposite and I am spraying shit out like a garden hose because I have food poisoning.

I love boomer revenge fantasy stories.

You are a virgin by choice; you just don't know it yet

You're supposed to apply shower gel under your armpits lad

Was just saying this over in Wales

Where
There's no such thing as a third space anymore

Disgusting cartoon

by choice

yeh, hers

Aging is kinda of scary dudes
I don't want to get old

Dont get BO me

<3

discord

LITERALLY me with the fat gf

hiring an austin powers impersonator for rorkes funeral

sometimes i shit out of my bumhole

if the uk was all white like the 50s youd still be bored and an incel

migrate

The airport is the new third space.

wonder if butterflies ever get fat slags tattooed on them heh