French Mr Men edition
/brit/
poo smells haha
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Literally me
Alri
I lapsed away from Catholicism as a teen in RE class. I remember distinctly thinking "Wow. The way this talks about the gays can't be right." but then a few years later I met some gay people and now I'm Catholic again.
aff tae bed
Nice firm rump in yoga pants
Get the heads lining the london bridge again.
this
Ridiculous album 10/10
wanking off men
WE'VE GOT HEADS ON STICKS
YOU'VE GOT VENTRILOQUISTS
I am the last heterosexual man in this country
They. Are. Raping. Me.
watching britain's most evil killers followed by snapped on sky mix
its pronounced bon iver actually
Nigga Heil Hitler
Bet most of you lot weren't allowed to fuck about and go anywhere as a kid, and it shows.
Poppin owt to store
cant wait for this vape to run out so i can pack them in for eternity
nth for the baddidem
aff tae bed
Sisterberg loves those true crime shows
scum
You nee to stand up for yourself or they'll just come back again and again because that's how bullies work. March up to them, plant your feet on the ground, and say don't rape me.
Oh one last thing. Can't sleep or clowns will eat me
Yeah my mum was an anxious bitch who never let me go out and about
used to walk about a mile or so to go swimming in the summer. Other than that, i'd just go to the local parks and make dens
Rotherham
wonder what changed!
all women do. true crime is an extension of gossip.
barely did any uni work this so im having to grind all the projects last minute haha
going to work very hard then take next semester off to think about my incel life
A Great Man of history, Donald J Trump. Proud to say I voted for him.
When black migrants are brought to israel they say its genocide but when they are brought to white countries you are considered a conspiracy theorist for saying its genocide
Once we hit about 6 or 7, we just went wherever whenever. Not like we had mobile phones or anything, so how would anyone even know where we'd gallivanted off to?
I love them too x
da likes watching nothing to declare in the mornings
was meant to hand in my dissertation but I haven't so just gonna retake it in summer capped at a pass
don't care anymore
BEAT HIS ASS!
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all gravy
the same people who tell you you're evil for not wanting immigration will also point at the demographic genocide of the native americans and say "well if immigration is so bad, why dont you give america back to the native americans?" and not realise that they're proving the point
Just tell them you want to kill yourself and you'll get that cap taken off
love my m1 macbook pro, the most sublime device for shitposting
Chin up, lads.
used to walk wherever i wanted in the countryside
an i still do
little egg
whites aren't allowed to have their own native lands
don't even care enough to kick up a fuss with student services about it
just apathetic and want this uni limbo to end
praying actually toiling will sort me out having infinite free time is hell on earth
you doing an honours degree or something?
I am a native American (r1BVLL)
not even an oled display in 2020+5
sometimes i forget i post with actual povvos here
boxers are all damp from doing steamy bubbly farts all day long
Utterly and maddeningly infatuated with a wonderful Australian woman. Known her online for four years now and we've always clicked, but shes a femcel and is scared to commit to anything so serious as spending a full week together before meeting casually. Would it be insane of me to buy a plane ticket to Perth leaving Heathrow on a Friday evening, land there Saturday afternoon UK time (Early Sunday morning there), go on a coffee with her Sunday morning into afternoon, then fly back to the UK in time for work Monday morning? I have the money, & I love her.
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Still have dreams about enrolling at University and then not going to classes and failing
Wouldn't mind but I'm on silly money and have six figures in the bank and a lovely gf lel
yeah i doubt it mate
pooing and screaming
watching britain's most evil killers with fred dineage off of how 2
They do not want England to be a Christian nation anymore and the powers that be will do anything they can to stop people that speaks out.
They want liberalism to take hold of the UK and every developed country in the world.
still pissed off at a post i saw earlier
Get it booked NOW and never come back here. Live a great life
lel
don't think so, we just have to come up with a 10k word dissertation on our chosen topic and I just haven't so
Same x
Yeah that would be batty lad. Tell her you're going to come across for a week and see how she reacts.
t. Normie
forgot to cook that chicken. gonna have to bin it in the morning.
Mr Chandler M Bing
tell me about her mate maybe i know her
M. Niege
why do they keep removing this from streaming services?
500 word essay due tomorrow FUCK
gf
is she white?
still have dreams that take place in my old secondary school and sometimes in uni as well. havent spoken to anyone from uni in 5 years and been out of it even longer than that lol
idk but it sounds like shit
Of course I'm in Yorkshire, the proper part not Bradistan
I am a native American
same
Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing. Love doing nothing.
dunno but its a banger
in what way is bradford not proper yorkshire?
about to watch snapped on sky mix
yesss fuck yes
yeap, I couldn't go out and play football with my mates after school cause they lived across the dual carriage way
*takes a scalpel to your frenulum*
oh right yeah making shitloads in Yorkshire is it
wtf I’m Montenegrin?
MAAM
COVER BOBS
MAAM
think english daisies are my favourite flower
they're everywhere now in bloom
brightens my day
how old were you lads when you discovered wanking?
they look like little eggs hah! :D
Thank you friend
I've posed this question to her, and she is honest about being scared of us not clicking in person, or of her being too afraid to meet at all. Just figure that a quick, structured (she has autism) two hour coffee and talk would be easier for her to anticipate and process, rather than the "what if"
I doubt it, unless its through the internet - she has a successful career and good family life, but is a social recluse.
pope bob
prefer the big ox-eye daisies myself
absolutely massive they are
banger
butterfly effect now you’re in your smelly incel dungeon posting anime pics on Anon Babble all day
any hairless brit twink in?
that's just zoomed in
i'm a hairy twink x
imagine if this got a billion streams on spotify
why are his fans so dedicated to him
saw some asian girl saying HH is so beautiful it makes her cry and she replays it nonstop
moist pink bumhole lad wasn't hairless but he was twink af
got my palestine t shirt on
top o' the mornin' to ya
anti semitic monster
Eleven. During it, I pulled back my foreskin for the first time, and the entire base of my glans was caked in thick stinking smegma. The bottom edge of the glans was also connected to the foreskin below, and as I could see it was splitting in places and smegma was inside, I began to tear apart the remaining membrane until the entire glans was freed from the foreskin. Washed my cock, and was a wanker ever after. Yes my parents were retards
t.
gimme the slaggiest manchester bird any day of the week x
He's one of those BASED black guys
Are you an Irish American?
leftypol is speechless
so malena morgan did a couple of b/g shoots all those years ago and they're just surfacing now? adonbilivit
Italian American actually
whats bill gates up to, why is some computer nerd obsessed with what happens in africa
That fanny tight. That fanny MOIST.
him standing up after getting shot was absolute kino
calm down, timmy
still believing he got shot
lmao
precious metals innit
Bill Gates daughter getting BLACKED
forgot to filter timmy lower case
fragile boy
um
alri timmee
Mad how the vast majority of incels are brown. Specifically Indian. Actually not that mad.
Bill Gates is the only billionaire I can think of that is genuinely a genius
majuscule
kek
something about melinda gates
imagine her giving you a handy while calling you a good boy
john goodman trooned out?
x.com
schurmaing
Turns out a musician I've been really getting into is a Troon lel
Very masculine features.
it's terry jones
imageboard not linkboard
that means you're an egg
I have lived my entire life thinking I was English.
*doesn't understand the things you say on twitter*
your entire extended family should be here and looked after
Just had a glance at some Anon Babble threads, proper grim place
Do like being shagged in the arse but I have a missus
Stop.
lol
Amen.
This is American cuisine
just remembered my mate who has always been very anti-gay got a bit handsy with me last night for a moment when he was steaming
interesting
the worst is when an artist you like troons out
rorke cries out for his bvlgarian castle
warm as fuck from that night run. slow as fuck as well. 8:36/km average for 2km
Watching Snapped on Sky Mix
This is where it gets impossible.
okay x
not bad for 8k
slow as fuck as well
kek this is /brit/
They found a dead guy
They're going to interview his wife
fr once they become a tranny everything they do is suddenly about being transgender
Nigga heil trumpler
Yank guy married a mail order slavoid woman now he's dead lol
why is everything so expensive
Doesn't matter lad, you went out and did it son x
And if you kind of enjoy it that's even better. I'm a runner but I hate it tbqh, just kind of get through it and now I need to do it.
lol true. better than most lads here i guess
This is my vibe. This is what it's like inside my twisted evil mind.
Wish that was me
cheers lad. i will enjoy it more when i have actual running shows i think
What black men see every day
its the rorke end boss
*Know I need to do it
brexit
BOOBIES! WOWIEEEE! O_O
Patriot
i bet he supports israel too
women's fashion was kino in the 30s, need to wear more hats and wear more animals. simple as
did you lads have a ‘bi phase’ when you were at uni you choose to forget about now?
corr
What black men see every day
going through kings cross and Nike had some mental red and black adverts all over it with shit like this felt like I was walking through hell
I guess they did it for the marathon but it was disturbing and made runners sound like they are in an evil cult
No mate and you can stop with your tranny fetish shit.
No. I'll never forget about it.
Man looks handsome.
Can't believe David Lynch is gone lads
crawling back to dating apps like a beaten dog
ready to get 2 likes and utterly humiliated again
nope. never had the chance for i was as alone as ever back then
Have you seen Waterloo Road starring Mae Clarke?
Went to see Porter Robinson live alone
Amazing gig considering the crowd was all Cex workers and weebs. Immaculate vibes
wish I lived in a whacky street with neighbours screaming and fighting each other
dead quiet round my way, wish I could watch a scrap over parking spaces out my window
gaaaaaay
never seen one of his films, probably should but 'le weird' films are very hit or miss
There was supposed to be a fourth season of Twin Peaks.
He told me to kms told him to kill himself.
nah, ill add it to the list.
we need more black dwarfs
ngl i doubt that even if Lynch lived to be 100
Do you have Irish dna?
Cex workers
Do NOT kill and wear cute little fox bros!
always fun to read about the back-stories of you lot. there's an awful lot of common themes and experiences emerging.
You wanna know something awful in my 30 years of life.
I don't feel good doing good things for others.
I don't feel good doing bad things to others.
I watch people say that they want to become a better person and do things like not killing insects and let them outside but then listen to them in the same conversation slag their "friends" off.
I have fists
They're waiting.
do you? heathermong?
ok
M Nigaud
Watch Elephant Man. It's not abstract, set in England, great acting, has anthony hopkins.
proof
you can tell she's a monster
Such a disappointment
he looks very handsome in that film too
the struggles go on
ktim. did it the other day and the 5 likes i got were munters who i swiped left on. Deleted it after that
no shit retard
oh i have seen that, i liked it.
trigglypuff vibes
I put it down to people just being faulty, we aren't perfect etc. They see nothing wrong with slagging friends off cos they probably think it's just banter or something
reckon that would be fun when there’s scraps but the constant noise would be a grind plus you’d be guaranteed to live with brown ethnoids
anyone remember aids skrillex
One of the worst feelings
you're a WHITE MALE dude
one time i called rorke cringe then i felt so guilty because it hurt his feelings.
ate some crisps that were 2 months out of date
no difference
off I go to my smelly cum-stained incel bed for another itchy night of sleep then
remember when teachers used to make you do PE in your pants and vest if you forgot your PE kit, very noncey
if he went viral today he'd have at least 100k in the bank from a gofundme and he wouldnt have to work at his local supermarket. unlucky for aids skrillex.
The end is real
having extreme mood-swings
The Egyptian offered nothing
Same x
hate shaving my private parts. always miss one hair and it turns into a jungle less than a week later
fuck off, cunt
Let me be
I have physical health.
Too hot to sleep
Too hot to wank to get to sleep
Simply too hot for any business
Timmy ordering a slav mail order bride!
oh dear
Sasha Luss lived in England for a while too
hope it gets better mate, we're here for you x
Let me be
nigga thinks he's Raskolnikov LMAAOOO
It should get worse
nigward
fr? on god?
hiya lads x
will be applying to PIP and just writing 'physical health' in every box on the form
Wish it were raining
Nice big storm
looks balkan
weyyyy it's ZESTY RORKE!!!
peberg in school used to shower with us after football training to make sure we all got cleaned up after running about
he looked a bit like Mario and can still picture his soapy and hairy knob
What?
iya luv, yalrite?
Just bought my Creator Clash 3 PPV ticket just to spite h3h3.
ong frfr no cap
just watched gay porn for the first time and men don't seem to enjoy getting fucked up the arse even half as much as women like it up the fanny
case closed, its just not natural
game's gone
stoppppp...x
yeh x
you are supposed to rub the ringpiece not penetrate it